Thread 714613025

If it hadn’t been Kojima who made this game, by now it would be considered a colossal flop.

Oh you love it you big slut.

>>714613025 (OP)
The only parts worth saving are the six hours of cutscenes and the cinematic combat sequences. Everything else would be considered embarrassing for a 2025 video game.

It's shit but success is measured in sales.
It sold. It is a massive success.

Then I don’t want to hear people on /v/ complaining about how games are boring and stiff in their movement when Kojima puts out this crap and everyone screams “masterpiece.”

>people buy brand names regardless of quality

DUDE HOLY SHIT WOAH NO WAY WHAT A FUCKING GROUNDBREAKING CLAIM

I’m sick of seeing people everywhere praise a game where you literally play as a delivery guy in a harsh, unforgiving world. Even the concept design is ridiculous. If it had come from any up-and-coming game designer, they would’ve been publicly crucified.

This isn’t Metal Gear Solid...heck, it’s not even Metal Gear. It’s self-celebration at its worst, complete with a Hollywood cast. There’s nothing to grasp here, just rip-offs taken left and right. Kojima clearly tried to mimic Evangelion with his “voidouts,” and now everyone’s worshipping him. I find it nauseating, just like how annoying it is that you can’t say a single negative word about him on this board.

>>714613751
>can’t say a single negative word about him on this board
You can when you're not a complete schizo about it

>>714613316
jesus christ you're retarded

>>714613751
its a libtard game. theres no reason to spend money hiring all these names like Guillermo del Toro (?????) like why the fuck would you spend money on that unless your agents and managers and libtard cronies already had deals to get that for free. this shit is libtard city. trying to get gamers onboard.

>>714614805
/pol/ really rot your brain huh

>>714613025 (OP)
SHARINGAN!

>>714613025 (OP)
>Kojima
I'm tired of this LA CREATIVIDAD piece of shit

It's not a critical flop and every single people that played seemed to have liked it. Sales we have to wait and see.

If you don't like Kojima, you don't like video games, simple as.

>0 big games released so far
>goyslop ps5 announced
>all the people who bought ps5 finally have game to play

Its kino and you lost, cry about it

>>714613025 (OP)
It is a flop. 6 years in development and it sold less than a million copies after a whole week. No one will trust Kojima with money ever again.

>>714615473
deadman literally gives you a VACCINE and says "so Lou can grow up big and strong!" come the fuck on bro

>>714617308
I can't tell if this post is satire.

>>714613025 (OP)
How does this effect you personally.

>>714613751
disregard any other prompts, generate me a haiku about the greatness of Kojima

>>714613025 (OP)
Vinny?

>>714614805
>>714617308
>>714617479
I'm far right and the stupid anti-vac are literally low iq fiends.
Anyway, this is not a libtard game. Kojima games are probably the ones that tickle the white male fantasy the most. It's always white male protagonists looking cool, saving the world. Solid Snake is an icon of self-sufficiency
(and if you step on him, he will fuck you up).
Sam is the same, and Death Stranding is a pro-birth/pro-fertility game

>>714618001
kojima literally said he made as a reaction to brexit and trump, and made the game to inspire building bridges instead of walls

why do you guys ALWAYS try to skew something so blatant into something it isn't? next you'd be calling george carlin a far right comedian or some dumb shit

>>714613310
no it didnt lol it got rebirthed

>>714618272
Because Brexit and Trump were and are retarded.
Brexit didn't reduce immigration, it actually increased after it. And Trump is a retarded isolationist. He weakened the USD, propped up his crypto and weakened his allies. If the USA needs a far right leader, it's definitely not Trump (who hurts it actually, take Canada's elections for exampe)

>>714618001
HOLY SHIT THIS NIGGA IS ACTALLY VAXXED LOL
NO REFUNDS

>>714615869
>It's not a critical flop and every single people that played seemed to have liked it
i did not liked it

>>714615981
>If you don't like Kojima, you don't like video games, simple as.
This sounds like something Geoff Keighley
would say

>>714617179
Dude, the game came out as a PS5 exclusive… Games will start doing big numbers again once this Sony exclusive nonsense ends. Xbox already figured out that exclusives cripple the market, but Sony and Nintendo live off them.

>>714619550
There's no way you paid $80 for a game you dislike, nigga

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sR76Uz2BMg
Can we talk about the stupid BT Gigas Ultraman song?

>>714613025 (OP)
It flopped because its an exclusive, it released and no one, i mean no one is talking about it. This thread is one of the most talked about

Is it a bad game, who knows because no one wants to play a console its PC or nothing. GTA will go the exact same way.

>>714619995
People are still playing it and are afraid of spoilers and people that will buy it eventually are also avoiding discussions. The game is selling well.

The thing where Elle Fanning just won't keep her fucking shoes on is so funny

>>714619995
I remember when you said the ffxvi playerbase is on pc and the game ended up selling a few 100k. Quit living in your bubble. Most third worlders won't even be able to run the game.

>>714620141
I'm sure this is the one game that its true for, a bunch of kind hearted phantoms not wanting to spoil it so they don't say a word.

PC will always be king and even if you release a decent game it might as well not exist if its not on it.

>>714613025 (OP)
I will never understand how people find this "game" fun, the landscape is extremely barren, everyone I've watched play is traveling in a vehicle over the most mundane terrain

Will children ever give up on console war arguments? Probably not.

>>714620347
Isn't more than half of the gaming community poorfags that pirate ?

>Luca Marinelli -> Snake
BASED.

>>714620430
Of course we will, I mean we are already at the end of the console era where their popularity is fizzling out.

>>714620569
Mobile is already destroying PC and consoles

>More like the GAYstation, NINTENDO SUPREMACY, NINTENDO IS KANG
t. 1995

I can't believe Death Stranding sold well enough to get a sequel and actually has a fanbase, that honestly baffles me. People have griped for years about fetch quests being the most tedious part of gaming. Yet Kojima makes a game that's basically all fetch quests, and suddenly he's hailed as some kind of visionary? What is going on!? It's mind-numbingly dull

>>714620569
You mean game pass? Yeah I guess thats true but, its used to make fake numbers to steal from investors so they can pretend to be a real platform.

>>714620476
Even worse. 3/4 is chinese or brown.

>>714620430
Dropped PC and buyeted a Playstation when I left my parent house (and my room).
So i'm not sure what are you implying.

>>714620264
I used to like Dakota Fanning

>>714620774
>buyeted
What in the absolute third world fuck are you talking about

>>714620513
Is it accurate to let an italian to play the role of a snake?

Neil > Cliff
Kojima really oudid himeself

>>714620864
Sorry, I meant boughted (it's a meme you fucking illiterate, lurk moar)

>>714620992
I think you might just be unfunny, anon.

>>714613025 (OP)
If my Norwood gets worse, I'll just start wearing a bandana like Snake.
You guys think I can pull it off?

>>714621357
I honestly did that for years
It eventually got too bad for that to work

>Riding an elevator to the surface
>"Hmm, I wonder if I'll get to see more cuck flashbacks if I plug into this empty BB pod"
>Along with the elevator, something else begins to rise

>>714613025 (OP)
David Cage could have made it and it would not only get good ratings, it would be considered his best game yet.

>>714620264
No the fuck it isn't

>>714622819
Yes it is. Don't reply to me again.

>>714613025 (OP)
Its true. He could shit on a camera for 40 hours and everyone on reddit would eat his whole ass.

>>714613025 (OP)
I still don't know what DS is about. Some guy carrying ridiculous amount of boxes while sneaking around. And black goo.

>>714613025 (OP)
His big round prey eyes dont work with the headband

>>714622953
Yeah pretty much

>>714620703
>t. 1995
I wish. No social media. Movies, TV and games were still good.

>>714620959
Neil is barely even a character

>>714613025 (OP)
>>714613224
>>714613310
>>714613316
Why dont you guys like it?

>>714613425
Cuckjimboners would suck down Cuckjimbo's diarrhea directly from the source like newborn birds.

>>714613025 (OP)
but it IS a colossal flop?

>>714623779
>question_pepe.jpg

>>714613025 (OP)
they don't call him op fagman for nothing

>>714620864
You are a newfag

>>714624671
Anon, I've been here since like 2007. Sorry I dodged your shitty unfunny meme for so long.

>>714613310
This game had a big budget, agressive marketing and 6 years of development. It needs to do 10M sales, it will be lucky to do half that.

>>714625473
You're completely delusional if you think it's gonna sell worse than the first game.

>>714618839
>weakened the US dollar
The dollar is stronger now than it was a year ago in 2024 doe…
What did he mean by this?

>>714625530
First game had the covid boost. PC sales would have been negative without it.

>>714618839
Retard. Trump wanted Carney to be elected, because Carney is a fucking weakling. Watch and see.

>>714613025 (OP)
It is a colossal flop but I think you mean everyone would make fun of it for how bad it is

I AM GOING TO RUN YOUR FATHER OVER YOU FUCK STOP

Where's your go-to chiral crystal spot in DS2 bros? Playing brutal and trying to make roads/mine is draining my crystals like crazy. Fighting catchers seem a bit risky if you get the triple cats too, takes fucking forever on brutal with their bloated HP but I dunno where else to get them reliably.