Thread 714617691

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN!

>>714617691 (OP)
Mario is her last name, since she is the biolohical daughter of Mario Mario.

>>714618060
My wife has many names.

>>714618258
Mario's supposed daughter will be off-limits.

>>714618316
Just try it!

>>714618471
No.
Mario and his heir must be treated with respect and dignity.

>the “bing-bing will suddenly have super deep story/lore” crowd and the “I want to watch lolis get raped by a gorilla” crowds are fighting
You deserve each other.

>>714618638
Pauline is already a whore. She wont mind.

>>714618837
She is most certainly not.

>>714618837
Really needs freckles

>>714618941
She is.

>>714619081
She is not.

>>714619169
She's a dirty little whore and she knows it!

What is the point of this forced meme. Are you just schizophrenic or retarded?

>>714619327
My wife is not a meme. And Nintendo will feature her in more games because she's hot!

>>714619276
No she is not.
You have no evidence.

>>714619327
Same niggas who said Lord Frederick was secretly K. Rool.
Same niggas who said Mario and Peach would get married in Odyssey
Same niggas who said Prince Florian was Peach’s anime-only fiancé’s

>>714619539
My evidence is her slutty feet.

>>714617691 (OP)
this fucking pauline loli is almost turning me into a disgusting footfag. What is nintendo doing

>>714619327
It is literally, genuinely, one single guy trying to brute force a meme.

>>714619718
There's nothing cuter than seeing a girl go barefoot.

>>714619738
>meme
She's the daughter of the most famous mascot in history. She will be the next Nintendo icon!

>>714619738
I have already apologized for being too vocal about my theory.
I have been exploring other theories such as the de-aged Pauline theory.

>>714620178
Apology not accepted. Stop forcing this shit.

>>714620351
I will stop.
Any new threads about Pauline Jr. will not be made by me.

>>714620178
>have multiple existing Nintendo fandoms destroyed by shipfaggotry and relationship speculation that serve as an example
>Do it anyway
You’re faggot

>>714620351
Cry more.

>>714620467
This sounds like you're just going to make the threads and pretend to be a different person.

>>714620178
You can tell it's the same guy because he always talks like a low-functioning autist like this.

>>714620551
I'm not going to do that, and I will stop making threads if the cutscenes debunk my theory.
The Direct did not count, because Nintendo could easily do another bait-and-switch.
I am sorry.

>>714619327
One guy who makes his home at /vg/ /smbg/ threads
His filenames start with 1000, he's also known as suzannefag. The guy who created the OP is not him but an imitator.

>>714620492
You sound like a tool. Plus Nintendo has no reason to lie to us. It's long over due Mario stick his dick in a woman and create a baby. That's what all men do who aren't gay.

>>714620351
Why are you mean as fuck

>>714620812
I'm no imitator. I'm a real Pauline-believer!

>>714620492
You’re an asshole

>>714619476
The Mario lore is so deep

>>714621013
Yeah, I gotta give Nintendo credit for keeping it real for 40 years.

>>714620689
>The Direct did not count,
"I've already been proving wrong but I'm going to piss and scream anyway"

>>714620818
Cry more.

>>714621140
I wasn't proven right, but I wasn't proven wrong either.

>>714621140
Relax bro, it's just a video game about a cuddly girl.

>>714621248
No you.

>>714620868
He's been spamming his shit for months.

>>714621712
The game isn't even out yet dingus.

>>714622735
That doesn't mean you aren't annoying.

>>714623065
Relax and have another Pauline.