No thread? Let's play some races bros. Don't forget to press + to select any track you want!
Room is XWR LTF
>>714617806 (OP)I'll be putting some matches with bots while the lobby fills up
sorry kwu i didn't mean to back my red onto you early on in the race, i love RR thx for picking it
missed the last item set aaaaa
>>714617806 (OP)Was wondering all day if I should of made a thread. Thanks Op for doing it. I'll try to hop on later when I'm around.
>>714619431bro i was thinking the exact same and said fuck it imma just do it and see what happens, theres like 6 of us already!
>>714617806 (OP)aiiiie I was looking for this thread all day!
joining soon
>2 rainbow roads
sasuga nintendo
>If I would've slowed down to let the red hit me I might've kept 1st
pain
>>714621134sorry bro but you hit me so i had to hit you back hehehe
Let's ditch the cpus, small lobbies are based
aight it's 12/24 im removing bots for dis one
>>714621480except all soitendo players are troons and will join the 41% doe
>>714621754you're literally a tranny
>>714621874You're a dumb subhuman trannoid freak
Why does there have to be two threads for World and Wii? Why not just make one big Mario Kart Weekend thread?
>>714622114virgins like to turn everything into a culture war so they pretend to hate each other
>>714622114Throw 8 in there while you're at it.
>>714622180200cc sounds good right about now
>>714622114Nothing is stopping anyone from posting the lobbies for other games here. People are going to shitpost no matter how things are arranged
>>714622169dude if i post a world room in a thread specifically about Wii how the fuck are people gonna know we're playing world as well? dumbass
Sorry you had to join that lobby earlier doomoo. That was a super sweaty lobby
>try to take the shortcut
>pirahna plant horns me and leaves me on the grass
Honestly that one was on me
>>714622114They're different games.
>>714622114it would get confusing
good evening /v/ros. its luigi time
>kamek on the fucking drift tower costs me my race
FUCK YOU FOR CANCELLING MY DRIFT
>>714622436Reading comprehension you summer nigger, we're talking about a /v/eekend thread.
i have no acceleration and i must cope
>>714622747How do you even see with that combo man
>>714622741and where is your reading comprehensio? theres very obviously a wii thread going on so posting in there would be counterintuitive for world players RETARD
How many real players in the lobby?
Gonna join in a second yall
dude i went from first to twelve fuck you pwny
>>714622854thats the best part i dont
really makes you feel like a piranha plant
>>714622730I knew that would be the perfect spot just for the drift mess up.
why was there so many bananas
>>714622823guys should i lower it next game?
>>714623423yes, take breaks between sets
>>714623423Yeah, keep it at 10 seconds.
and now i went from first to 15th in front of the finish line thanks to the blue man fuck this shit
my goal tonight is just to not come in last each race
god the water driving in this game sucks
>it's another shock right after the last set of items episode
quick question as a host if i leave does the lobby disband or does it swap hosts?
Nolan here, I'm currently doing my daily BNWO BBC gooning session. I'll be on soon.
>>714623687>Best strat for water courses is to avoid driving in water as much as possibleLol, lmao even
>>714617806 (OP)Glad to see these are still going strong
this one was a fucking disaster for me, let's take 2 minutes and go for races with 10 second intermissions from now on
>bullet bill knocks me into a banana and into a pit
whoever said they nerfed the bullet bill is fucking wrong
Is everyone cool with 4 race events or do you wanna shake it up?
WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS PICKING INTERMISSIONS PRESS + PRESS +
>>714624496Let's do teams next time.
wow i didnt even get a chance to play this race i just got detroyed by items over and over again feels like shit
>>714624585You WILL enjoy visiting this beautiful world
>>714624585you can't pick intermissions, they happen automatically between every race
>>714624585i like intermission courses
>>71462342310 second wait 4 races a couple minutes between sets for pissing
I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD
THAT'S FIVE FUCKING RAINBOW ROADS NOW STOP PICKING THIS FUCKING TRACK
>>714624801Yes you can? Are you retarded?
>>714624871>>714624878There is some trannies raiding /v/ with troon imagery so I guess they are here raiding this room, just ignore them
i hate rainbow road its just a frickin highway, its everything everuone accuses intermission courses of being.
How many players atm, currently driving home
>>714625229Yeah RR is just a 4 minute track (5 if Peach Stadium intermission) with 50 seconds of worthless gliding, barely any shortcuts, no wall ride or grinding.
I don't get it. I know 8 had a shitty RR aesthetically but at least there was 1 moderately hard turn on 200cc
Howโre my fellow raceist doing? Nice to see a pretty full room going
it seems that i can only get dogshit races thats so cool
Brap in 3d here, i love my fat wife etna from disgaea and will be feeding her beans this evening
>>714624905How do you "pick" the period of time between races where we all just sit around?
>>714625571Is this the same motherfucker who can't read
>>714625571it's the intermission option when you create an event
>>714625571>he thinks intermissions mean the time we spend in the lobby
>>714625571 Nah man, he's talking about intermission courses, like Wuhu Town and Sweet Sweet Park. You can actually vote for those, they're not part of the downtime between races. The sit-around time is just the lobby ticking down or waiting for stragglers. You're mixing up the vibes.
>>714625820Yes, when we're talking about intermissions in the context of Mario Kart World, I would assume we are using "intermission" as defined by Mario Kart World.
hating on rainbow road isnt a personality
couple more minutes and i'm launching a new event
>>714625858Oh, routes. Got it. Next time it would probably help to not call them something that already means something else in the game. That would be like calling the characters "items" or something.
pro controller just died, i gotta dip out for a little while
gee another disaster race i just love it
I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD
RAINBOW ROAD AGAIN FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
can we stop picking RR holy fuck
>>714626606fuck off faggot
one pick away from another RR lmfao
>>714626606The track is a spectacle. It's fun once a session, maybe twice. But it's not so good I want to play it more than any other track in the game
do you guys pick bad tracks in purpose as a joke
>>714626606On Whistlestop Summit.
>horns me last lap on the pole jump
FUCK YOU
Who the fuck shocks before the finish but after most people already fucking passed it
if you figure out who is picking RR you can block them and they wont be able to join lobbies you host.
>Played Mario Kart with the same friend and they have sweats just being obnoxious with picking baby blooper and toadette and getting wins with snarky comments.
>Wonders why the room suddenly went from 20 to 8 people.
Thank god /v/weekends exist so I can just have a good time. Any room left?
gg anons goodnight from bongland
aight i'm dipping bros i hope to see you still playing in a bit
>>714627253I got it in the last item box dumb ass
battle mode for a while please
>1st
>about to take the last cut with a shroom
>red shell as soon as I turn into it
>then blue shell
>them lightning
>13th
That was a coordinated attack against me and iโm about to fucking cry
>>714626606I'd be fine racing on it more regularly if it was like half the length.
>>714627338kill yourself world
>>714627318yes but we have a troon troll and a bunch of sweats in tonight
>>714627251If that was me, it was unintentional. I just wanted to cover myself and didnโt even check if there was someone behind me.
>>714627442they're going to get hit by that truck!
Sundae is the true whimsy kino course. easily the best track i the game
>full room
Good times are a-cominโ
>>714627687yo
congrats on your gold bigshot badge btw
>>714625228U wut m8? I'm not suicidal I don't need help, maybe those troonies who have mad high suicide rate need help
>>714627707I'm amazed at how much they improved it compared to how boring it was in MK8 DX. Probably up there with Wario Stadium in terms of most improved retro courses.
I think i can speak for everyone that
koopa beach > rainbow road
I think people need to have their names attached to their course selections so they can be shamed
>>714627873I'll agree to that for online
cool it with the teamkilling, this is why 2 teams is better
>>714627732Thanks bro also GGs on those races we did a few days ago those multiple 1st and 2nd we got was great
>that one faggot who always pick RR
Reveal thyself nigger!
>>714628042>GGs on those races we did a few days ago those multiple 1st and 2nd we got was greatyeah that was awesome
>>714627948All I feel is shame when I tag a teammate...
>>714627784>rails aren't even a physical object, you just clip through it for a speed boostIt's crazy how soulless it used to be despite being so colorful.
>>714628203Just look for the most troon badge/character combo
I keep getting fucking raped
god I'm playing like shit sorry yellow team
I just realized that it's team race
Someone leave so I can join
I suggest making 2 teams mirror 4 races for next mode
>>714628428its either the baby howser guy or the default peach guy, i javent seen either before
>>714628842i suggest battle mode
>>714628947I'm with this anon
I need to learn the super duper tricks MLG 100 for this track
Nice cut on the final lap Nolan, on your first game too? I kneel
>>714628862Not me I vote BC/Airship most of the time
t. Peach
I got a bunch of the veewkend guys friended and theres enough of them online who arent in the lobby to start a second libby i think
GGs thanks for the racists
See you tomorrow maybe
>>714629236sure anon, its you or Vioshy, we'll know when one of you leaves and it stops
mirror mode got me fucked up
Burgertoadbro here, sorry blue team i will turn steer assist on so i am not a complete drag to the team
I FINALLY DID GOOD AT A RACE FUCK YOU BLIGGERS
>>71462977322/24, lot of anons went to go eat ect
fuck I'm so sorry bluebros I'm doing terrible
We're all just pretending to like team races, right?
>>714630234Resident professional jobber here, you're doing better than I am so you're doing fine
>>714630464don't know why it gets picked so much it's awful
Some else should be the host now. Make sure to watch and see if itโs you. Good races.
>>714630643NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fucking red shell, if it wasn't for that I would've made top 8
>>714632010nice job reefbro
what is an HONEST combo in the game?
>>714632127bowser in the stellar sled
rainbow road did nothing wrong
fucking kamek fucked me 2nd to last
>>714632127the combo you liked best/came up with before you knew the meta, that's true honesty
fucking blue I barely even pulled into first fuck
fuck you and your red shell timmy
I FINALLY WON A FUCKING /V/ RACE
>>714632596don't worry I got redded too
>>714632127Your favorite character in the pipe frame
>>714632127Toad in Pipe Frame
>sniped the 1st overall
timmy you fug
>get squished two times at the glider with the item boxes
nigger
>>714632314I came up the idea called "Rocky Wrench on R.O.B. Bike" but it turns out that combo is kinda meta
good races, i'm out
see you tomorrow
>>714633182>I came up the idea called "Rocky Wrench on R.O.B. Bike"that's based I wanna use that too when I unlock him
I was banking on a shock you fucking retards
>>714632127Mario Standard Kart
>>7146334502 bots on red, were cooked
At least weโre not red team
>>714633940>knocked into lava pit right at the endyeah
>>714632127Toadette + whatever :)
hell yeah knockout tour now I can safely piss once I lose
I look forward to having 20th place snatched from me by a narrow margin, knocking me out of the running instantly
I hate the narrow beach float with every fiber of my being.
>pirhana plant hits the coin box item by punching
soul...
man that was my first time playing knockout with you guys, i was almost out several times but got 2nd :)
>>714634802yeah
ignore that I got last this one, I got kicked for being afk just as I got back
>simp rng gives the female characters in last place a boost
fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>714635234you sure they didn't just draft off you
>>714635279just checked @grok, it is absolutely the rng being a simp
no swoop sweep this time...
>>714635330@gronk did you actually confirm this
>>714635234maybe pay attention to what's happening behind you next time to prevent anyone from slipstreaming
>cucked canine follower from being in top 4 LMAO
>>714635010all good bro
Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles
>>714635421STOP LAUGHING AAAA
>lightning right before ramp
>24th
Thanks.
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Finally made it into the room
>>714635959add pac-man into the game and i never play another character again
GIVE ME ROCKY WRENCH ALREADY
My friends list is empty. Can I add you guys?
my pro controller is charged, is there room?
did you get hit with the blue shell reefbro?
I got absolutely mariokart'd there
>>714636124sure
my vibrating buttplug is charged, is there room?
>>714636124Add me if you feel like it
>starman joins
>wins
how the fuck does this asshole do it
after this round of races i'll take a break, if anyone wants to join
Shieeet I hope games are still going when I get off of work.
>>714636362just missed it actually we're all going home.
i miss persistent lobbies bros
taking a break now, slot should open up in like 30 seconds
Somebody go jerk off I wanna shit up the lobby
>>714636324he got 15th, he sucks
>>714636561Post some hot rosalina for me to jerk to and I'll leave
>>714636526lol it's fine I would do the same
>>714636561I'm tapping out for the night, I've secured my 16th place finish.
What the hell are you supposed to do when you get nothing but trash from the final itemset while everyone else gets speed items. You just lost at that point.
>>714636124just cleaned out my list of randos and others too lol
Go nuts
>>714636562Me too
I'm going in the garage with my bong and i will join while connected to my phone's hotspot
prepare yourselves
>>714636719>I'm going in the garage with my bongDUDE
>>714636625I know you would bastard
>>714636719I don't you have a garage.
>Nolan
>Coggert
>Dog
>BreadBug
>Codename
>candy
>Starman
oh great the sweats are here
>>714636803believe
fuck
contact high
biddybud did you just snipe me your red teammate with that banana..
>>714636793well we're on the same time so I probably wouldn't do it now
probably
fuck you canine follower for squishing me
>>714636887tfw not on the list
>dead yesterday
>full today
I knew you fags lived with your parents
>>714637035We were busy EXPLODING FIREWORKS
Anyone else use the NSO Gamecube controller
It's pretty fucking good, only issue is no - button so no photo mode but whatever
>>714637191>paying to emulate a controller
>>714637245it's wireless thoughbeit
>>714636887since when the fuck was starman a sweat
>>714637035i had to work yesterday
Any of the girls wanna be my girlfriend
you greedy motherfuckers going for the far double
>>714637365kys splatroonfag
>miss item box
>24th
ARGH
Fuck you Timmy you're lucky Daisy is cute
>>714637332I will be
- Cloudy
>Lobby Full
How many people would be interested in a second lobby?
Why am I always on the losing team?
>>714637791That reminds me, anyone have the King Poo image?
>>714637791based lobby and troon lobby
>>714637576sorry but red's not losing on my watch
>>714637871Because you didn't contribute sufficiently to make your team the winning one.
aaa need to eat, ill be back reefbrothers, i just realized i can call you that cuze your mario and luigi
>>714637358This guy used to play Mario kart for cash prizes
>still full
well fuck you guys then I'll just go play randos
>>714638006>i just realized i can call you that cuze your mario and luigiHow did I not realize that?
blue bros what happened......
to the guy I horned on the glider that was on my team im so fucking sorry
>>714638274>How did I not realize that?I'm surprised you didn't realise, guess it's entirely coincidental
Don't mention what I did to you Nolan
dont panic bluebros its only one point
Here's to that one anon that wanted a better picture. Sorry it took so long I was racing with the /v/ros
Dude is this the same Willow Alice Panchito Funkles and Tim from mk8 threads? It's been 8 years since I raced with you fuckers
>>714638569Other picture. I'll pop back in if the room isn't full later.
>>714636124Here's my friend code if you want it:SW-0928-4617-9385
OH NONONO BLUEKEKS WHAT HAPPENED
fgf
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>>714638772AAAAA I'M GONNA DO IT BLUEBROS
>>714638593it's been a long time, man
>get first
>connection error
>lobby full
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
LET ME BACK IN
alright which of you little SHITS backfired that green on finish line
>>714638527yeah I was too slow to realize
Finally on the winning team for once
>>714638593Nice to race with you again, friend!
>>714639091and why couldn't blue team carry, cope
>battle
Why? It's shit like vanilla 8
>>714638856Dane was such an insufferable attentionseeking niggerfaggot
i forgot it was teams
i was wondering why i was getting no balloons
Andy what the fuck where you doing
>>714638856I had most of these dudes on my friends list, feels so long ago.
>>714639205Because it's fun.
>saw a teammate hiding in waterfall
lmao I commend the effort
I hit so many of my own team, forgive me redchads...
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DISCONNECTED
I'M MISSING FUN
Some of you fuckers need to learn to distinguish RED from BLUE
So the room is full and it's telling me to wait. Does that mean it'll have me join when a spot opens up?
>>714639789>Implying /v/ has fun
LAST SECOND UPSET GET FUCKED
FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKING PRICK
>>714638856>FlippyElf kill yourselfiykyk
>>714639810It's hard in races. Not sure why people have trouble with it in battles, though. Just look at the color of the balloons.
>>714640116She's not as cute as Timmy :3
Another spot open, gotta charge
>>714640283>gotta chargejust use the top port and keep playing like I am
I promise spamming me with reds won't give you a better spot
Rainbow Road is so boring
>>714638593>>714638856>played 7, 8, and World with you niggers>dont get mentionedI'm forever a literal who
>>714640590Gotta brb as well so it's fine. Just don't let the lobby die before I get back
>>714640724This is the highest status a regular can achieve.
>>714640724Why would you want to be remembered? Everyone who is ends up being a tripfag tier attention whoring faggot.
>>714640724You're Anonymous. Isn't being a literal who the entire point?
/v/eekend with the bros is the most fun I've ever had playing video games
>>714640724Every name I recognize gets bullied, be grateful
Holy shit, that was the most chaotic race on Wario Shipyard I've ever had
>>714640956stay away from my bitch
-Starman
>>714640880thankfully i avoided that nonsense
except that time some cunt wrote a suicide note in a thread pretending to be me
>>714641228>except that time some cunt wrote a suicide note in a thread pretending to be melol what
Starman here, need to take a short break and do my daily BBC BNWO goon sesh.
/v/eekend with the bros is making the aneurysm in my brain grow larger
>>714641202I never said that, also headed off to play some other stuff, thanks for the racing see you tomorrow
>>714638569Here's another shot of the group
>>714640969I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
Starman here, I love niggers
>worst performance in a /v/eekend lobby
well that's my cue to get off for the night
>>714641464My FUARKING HEROES
I just left, should be a slot open now.
>>714641289Stop pretending to be me dude. Not fucking cool
-Starman
reefbro I gotta go take care of something, not sure how it'll take, ggs if you're not on when I'm back
>>714640724If you are remembered it's because you are a pedophile or a rapist, you don't want that
alright gonna take a break myself
>playing as the cow
when did reddit join our lobby?
>>714641784>implying anything is more reddit than using Waluigi
DEAD GAME
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
OVERHEATING
SLOW SCREEN
$800 TABLET
$100 GAMES
BING BING WAHOO MANCHILDREN
YOU LOST
>>714641784>>714641830>โYOUโRE REDDIT!โ>โNO Uโ
>>714641535Bonus penguin rave that occured right after the swoop party
try as i am, it's hard getting used to kartwo's driving after so long with 8
>>714641830my little faggot brother plays with his leddit friends and they all use the cow
pg
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are any of the top racers here good at smash ultimate?
daisy
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>>714639817No, you need to explicitly rejoin. Idling on that dialog does nothing.
AM I REALLY THAT FUCKING RAPEABLE
>>714642296Spooky is the best at smash
how many characters do you have left to unlock? I need dolphin and cataquack and pinata
>>714642296I think I'm okay at it but I've never played in a tournament so it's hard to gauge
>>714642296no but I got rank 1 on the NA splatoon ranked leaderboard before
>>714642497dont talk to my bitch or I will end you
-Starman
gg no re gamers
nice to see some old names again
I need to beat the top players in an actual skilled based game. host a smash ultimate arena right now.
fuck this RNG shit
>>714642517I don't know I rarely play online
>>714642628>skill>smashPlay a fighting game
>>714642628>turns items on>stage hazard on>stage morph>randoms only
nigger bagger kart shit more like
>>714642732just got full again.
>>714642660full of shit racers
>that Peach with the McDonald's wifi
>>714642521i grinded them all out
>>714642856You have to suck my dick first
>>714642521I just need Fish Bone and Conkdor
LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIIIIIN
>that last lightning
Faggot
I bet you didn't even place 12th
>>714643389first suck femboy timmys dick
>>714643389i'm hoppin off after this set so one slot is opening up
>>714643135switched to toad just for you
Starting a new lobby
L1WNBY
I'm done for now. Was a lot of fun.
I was going to hop back on but I think I'm done for today ggs reefbro and canine follower
>shockdodge into 3rd
Couldnโtโve been easier even if I tried
>desert hills
yeah good night
>>714643439He gave me first, he's a good bro
>>7146221141. claridy of which lobbies to join.
Youyou combine Worl + Wii + 8 you have to specify which game every time a code is posted.
Cohesion of dicussion.
If the games are separate everyone will be on the same page discussion wise, rather than 3 different conversations at once.
3. diminishes attempts at flame baiting by neferious cunts.
WHO THE FUCK PICKS DESERT HILLS
I miss the lobbies with all your cute miis
me
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>>714624871BASED
Rainbow Road is for chads.
Rosalina's sexy ponytail makes me want to goon
Somehow I only win with Toad
>>714627573It's actually a cute detail that NPC traffic will wait behind you and just not move at all.
They should start honkin though after a few minutes I think.
if you guys snipe my happy meal ONE MORE FUCKING TIME...
>unironically picking Koopa Beach intermissions
Kill yourselves
>>714644114>still wins by a hair
>>714644247He's the best!
>>714644287but some of them let you play the one lap of koopa beach BACKWARDS
>>714644287just picked koopa beach intermission cause of this post
How the fuck does that sharp turn still filter you guys? this game has been out for a month. get your shit together.
>>714644496You always have lmao
>>714644531And it didn't get picked
Suck my chode
>>714644546It's not even hard to do, just tap the brake once to force yourself to turn harder.
>>714644546>tfw watching you retards drive off the first turn of Rainbow Road
>got first and kept my crown the whole race
You really got fucked by that blue
>>714642002Lol what, I'm having fun. Sup though
>>714644561You will lose this battle eventually
>>714644559I haven't played with /v/ in years. It's fucking humbling
>got lakijewed on the final corner cut
AIIEEEE
>cucked right at the end by a blue shell AND THAT FAGGOT DOLPHINโS SHELL
Assholes, all of you. I hate the /v/eekend
Thanks for the matches. See you fuckers next time
Slot open
>>714644808The amount of joy I felt from that was immense
>>714637035>playing kart when a trio is up in splatoonNo.
Faggot.
Get back to work.
>>714645054>playing an actually dead game
Alright im out. im gonna enjoy horses then head to bed
GUESS WHOโS BACK IN FROM LAST NIGHT
Okay what the fuck was that at the end? You guys just holding the items until the end?
>get forced to 23 because nigger arse mole decides to grind up my tires and just stay there up the ramp
}FUXCKING
RETARD
FAGGOT
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Im a Wario I'm a not gonna win
its been a pretty fucking good stream, dare i say it was KINO
>>714645340wrong thread fag
Itโs prepped for your enjoyment once youโre all set now at not mobile size
>>714645359>>714645359
>Niggers kept stealing my items
>Still finish in the top third because of my superior driving skills
And fuck you whoever threw the 6 shells
>>714641331what the fuck.
>>714645610honestly any reasonably lightweight combo is fine
Wario is out. You are too powerful /v/
Spots open
hey niggers if you're just gonna pick intermissions all the fucking time why wouldn't i just play worldwide