Thread 714617806

No thread? Let's play some races bros. Don't forget to press + to select any track you want!

Room is XWR LTF

>>714617806 (OP)
I'll be putting some matches with bots while the lobby fills up

sorry kwu i didn't mean to back my red onto you early on in the race, i love RR thx for picking it

missed the last item set aaaaa

>>714617806 (OP)
Was wondering all day if I should of made a thread. Thanks Op for doing it. I'll try to hop on later when I'm around.

>>714619431
bro i was thinking the exact same and said fuck it imma just do it and see what happens, theres like 6 of us already!

8/24

>>714617806 (OP)
aiiiie I was looking for this thread all day!
joining soon

>2 rainbow roads

sasuga nintendo

>If I would've slowed down to let the red hit me I might've kept 1st
pain

>>714621134
sorry bro but you hit me so i had to hit you back hehehe

dead game

>>714621279
Trans post

Let's ditch the cpus, small lobbies are based

aight it's 12/24 im removing bots for dis one

>>714621480
except all soitendo players are troons and will join the 41% doe

>>714621568
Tranny post

>>714621607
seething

>>714621730
Dilating

>>714621754
you're literally a tranny

>>714621874
You're a dumb subhuman trannoid freak

Why does there have to be two threads for World and Wii? Why not just make one big Mario Kart Weekend thread?

>>714622114
virgins like to turn everything into a culture war so they pretend to hate each other

>>714622114
Throw 8 in there while you're at it.

>>714622180
200cc sounds good right about now

>>714622390
Fuck no

>>714622114
Nothing is stopping anyone from posting the lobbies for other games here. People are going to shitpost no matter how things are arranged

>>714622169
dude if i post a world room in a thread specifically about Wii how the fuck are people gonna know we're playing world as well? dumbass

Sorry you had to join that lobby earlier doomoo. That was a super sweaty lobby

>try to take the shortcut
>pirahna plant horns me and leaves me on the grass
Honestly that one was on me

16/24

>>714622114
They're different games.

>>714622114
it would get confusing

good evening /v/ros. its luigi time

>kamek on the fucking drift tower costs me my race
FUCK YOU FOR CANCELLING MY DRIFT

>>714622436
Reading comprehension you summer nigger, we're talking about a /v/eekend thread.

i have no acceleration and i must cope

>>714622747
How do you even see with that combo man

>>714622741
and where is your reading comprehensio? theres very obviously a wii thread going on so posting in there would be counterintuitive for world players RETARD

How many real players in the lobby?

Gonna join in a second yall

>>714623014
1

dude i went from first to twelve fuck you pwny

>>714622854
thats the best part i dont
really makes you feel like a piranha plant

>>714623014
16

>>714622730
I knew that would be the perfect spot just for the drift mess up.

rainbow road SUCKS

why was there so many bananas

>>714622823
guys should i lower it next game?

>>714623423
yes, take breaks between sets

>>714623423
Yeah 10sec

>>714623423
Yeah, keep it at 10 seconds.

and now i went from first to 15th in front of the finish line thanks to the blue man fuck this shit

my goal tonight is just to not come in last each race

god the water driving in this game sucks

quick question as a host if i leave does the lobby disband or does it swap hosts?

Nolan here, I'm currently doing my daily BNWO BBC gooning session. I'll be on soon.

>>714624021
it just swaps

>>714623687
>Best strat for water courses is to avoid driving in water as much as possible
Lol, lmao even

>>714617806 (OP)
Glad to see these are still going strong

i did it

>>714617806 (OP)
20/24

this one was a fucking disaster for me, let's take 2 minutes and go for races with 10 second intermissions from now on

>bullet bill knocks me into a banana and into a pit
whoever said they nerfed the bullet bill is fucking wrong

Is everyone cool with 4 race events or do you wanna shake it up?

Sorry guys im too drunk

WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS PICKING INTERMISSIONS PRESS + PRESS +

>>714624496
Let's do teams next time.

wow i didnt even get a chance to play this race i just got detroyed by items over and over again feels like shit

>>714624585
You WILL enjoy visiting this beautiful world

>>714624585
you can't pick intermissions, they happen automatically between every race

>>714624585
i like intermission courses

>>714623423
10 second wait 4 races a couple minutes between sets for pissing

I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD

THAT'S FIVE FUCKING RAINBOW ROADS NOW STOP PICKING THIS FUCKING TRACK

>>714624801
Yes you can? Are you retarded?

>>714624871
>>714624878
There is some trannies raiding /v/ with troon imagery so I guess they are here raiding this room, just ignore them

>>714624978
get help bro

i hate rainbow road its just a frickin highway, its everything everuone accuses intermission courses of being.

How many players atm, currently driving home

>>714625229
Yeah RR is just a 4 minute track (5 if Peach Stadium intermission) with 50 seconds of worthless gliding, barely any shortcuts, no wall ride or grinding.
I don't get it. I know 8 had a shitty RR aesthetically but at least there was 1 moderately hard turn on 200cc

How’re my fellow raceist doing? Nice to see a pretty full room going

it seems that i can only get dogshit races thats so cool

Brap in 3d here, i love my fat wife etna from disgaea and will be feeding her beans this evening

>>714625284
22/24

>>714624905
How do you "pick" the period of time between races where we all just sit around?

>>714625571
Is this the same motherfucker who can't read

>>714625571
it's the intermission option when you create an event

>>714625571
>he thinks intermissions mean the time we spend in the lobby

>>714625571
Nah man, he's talking about intermission courses, like Wuhu Town and Sweet Sweet Park. You can actually vote for those, they're not part of the downtime between races. The sit-around time is just the lobby ticking down or waiting for stragglers. You're mixing up the vibes.

>>714625820
Yes, when we're talking about intermissions in the context of Mario Kart World, I would assume we are using "intermission" as defined by Mario Kart World.

hating on rainbow road isnt a personality

couple more minutes and i'm launching a new event

>>714625858
Oh, routes. Got it. Next time it would probably help to not call them something that already means something else in the game. That would be like calling the characters "items" or something.

Let's go for teams

pro controller just died, i gotta dip out for a little while

gee another disaster race i just love it

I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD

RAINBOW ROAD AGAIN FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

it's not THAT good

can we stop picking RR holy fuck

SIX. SIX FUCKING TIMES

>>714626367
>>714626372
>>714626374
>>714626382
>>714626387
wheres your joy and whimsy

>>714626606
fuck off faggot

one pick away from another RR lmfao

>>714626606
The track is a spectacle. It's fun once a session, maybe twice. But it's not so good I want to play it more than any other track in the game

do you guys pick bad tracks in purpose as a joke

>>714626606
On Whistlestop Summit.

>horns me last lap on the pole jump
FUCK YOU

Who the fuck shocks before the finish but after most people already fucking passed it

if you figure out who is picking RR you can block them and they wont be able to join lobbies you host.

>Played Mario Kart with the same friend and they have sweats just being obnoxious with picking baby blooper and toadette and getting wins with snarky comments.
>Wonders why the room suddenly went from 20 to 8 people.
Thank god /v/weekends exist so I can just have a good time. Any room left?

gg anons goodnight from bongland

aight i'm dipping bros i hope to see you still playing in a bit

>>714627253
I got it in the last item box dumb ass

battle mode for a while please

>1st
>about to take the last cut with a shroom
>red shell as soon as I turn into it
>then blue shell
>them lightning
>13th
That was a coordinated attack against me and i’m about to fucking cry

>>714626606
I'd be fine racing on it more regularly if it was like half the length.

>>714627338
kill yourself world

>>714627318
yes but we have a troon troll and a bunch of sweats in tonight

>>714627251
If that was me, it was unintentional. I just wanted to cover myself and didn’t even check if there was someone behind me.

>>714627442
they're going to get hit by that truck!

REEFBROOOOO

Room FULL

Sundae is the true whimsy kino course. easily the best track i the game

>full room
Good times are a-comin’

>>714627687
yo
congrats on your gold bigshot badge btw

>>714625228
U wut m8? I'm not suicidal I don't need help, maybe those troonies who have mad high suicide rate need help

>>714627707
I'm amazed at how much they improved it compared to how boring it was in MK8 DX. Probably up there with Wario Stadium in terms of most improved retro courses.

I think i can speak for everyone that
koopa beach > rainbow road

I think people need to have their names attached to their course selections so they can be shamed

>>714627873
I'll agree to that for online

cool it with the teamkilling, this is why 2 teams is better

Yellowsisters...

>>714627732
Thanks bro also GGs on those races we did a few days ago those multiple 1st and 2nd we got was great

>that one faggot who always pick RR
Reveal thyself nigger!

>>714628042
>GGs on those races we did a few days ago those multiple 1st and 2nd we got was great
yeah that was awesome

>>714627948
All I feel is shame when I tag a teammate...

>>714627784
>rails aren't even a physical object, you just clip through it for a speed boost
It's crazy how soulless it used to be despite being so colorful.

>>714628203
Just look for the most troon badge/character combo

I keep getting fucking raped

Uh oh Bluekeks???

god I'm playing like shit sorry yellow team

I just realized that it's team race

Someone leave so I can join

>>714628697
no

>>714628697
no

I suggest making 2 teams mirror 4 races for next mode

>>714628428
its either the baby howser guy or the default peach guy, i javent seen either before

AGANE

>>714628842
i suggest battle mode

>>714628947
I'm with this anon

I need to learn the super duper tricks MLG 100 for this track

Nice cut on the final lap Nolan, on your first game too? I kneel

>>714628862
Not me I vote BC/Airship most of the time
t. Peach

I got a bunch of the veewkend guys friended and theres enough of them online who arent in the lobby to start a second libby i think

GGs thanks for the racists
See you tomorrow maybe

>>714629236
sure anon, its you or Vioshy, we'll know when one of you leaves and it stops

kill all bliggers

mirror mode got me fucked up

Burgertoadbro here, sorry blue team i will turn steer assist on so i am not a complete drag to the team

>>714617806 (OP)
Dead game

lobby status?

>>714629773
fun

>>714629656
Tranny post

RED TOP 3 BITCH

I FINALLY DID GOOD AT A RACE FUCK YOU BLIGGERS

>>714629773
full

>>714629773
22/24, lot of anons went to go eat ect

>>714629773
full now

God I hate mirror mode

fuck I'm so sorry bluebros I'm doing terrible

We're all just pretending to like team races, right?

>>714630234
Resident professional jobber here, you're doing better than I am so you're doing fine

>>714630464
don't know why it gets picked so much it's awful

Some else should be the host now. Make sure to watch and see if it’s you. Good races.

>>714630643
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking red shell, if it wasn't for that I would've made top 8

nigger mode

I'll take fouth

>>714632010
nice job reefbro

>>714632040
thanks bro

what is an HONEST combo in the game?

>>714632127
bowser in the stellar sled

rainbow road did nothing wrong

fucking kamek fucked me 2nd to last

>>714632127
the combo you liked best/came up with before you knew the meta, that's true honesty

fucking blue I barely even pulled into first fuck

fuck you and your red shell timmy

I FINALLY WON A FUCKING /V/ RACE

>>714632596
don't worry I got redded too

>>714632610
congrats

>>714632127
Your favorite character in the pipe frame

>>714632127
Toad in Pipe Frame

>>714632945
this

>sniped the 1st overall
timmy you fug

>get squished two times at the glider with the item boxes
nigger

>>714632314
I came up the idea called "Rocky Wrench on R.O.B. Bike" but it turns out that combo is kinda meta

good races, i'm out
see you tomorrow

>>714633182
>I came up the idea called "Rocky Wrench on R.O.B. Bike"
that's based I wanna use that too when I unlock him

>>714633162
fuggin kamek

I was banking on a shock you fucking retards

redbros...

>>714632127
Mario Standard Kart

damn reefbro that sucks

>>714633450
2 bots on red, were cooked

At least we’re not red team

>>714633940
>knocked into lava pit right at the end
yeah

21/24

>>714632127
Toadette + whatever :)

G U STOLE MY LAST ITEM

sorry bro

hell yeah knockout tour now I can safely piss once I lose

>>714634159
lmao

I look forward to having 20th place snatched from me by a narrow margin, knocking me out of the running instantly

>>714634271
this but 12th

Is the lobby full?

>>714634646
22/24

I hate the narrow beach float with every fiber of my being.

>pirhana plant hits the coin box item by punching
soul...

we were so close reefbro

man that was my first time playing knockout with you guys, i was almost out several times but got 2nd :)

>>714634802
yeah
ignore that I got last this one, I got kicked for being afk just as I got back

>simp rng gives the female characters in last place a boost
fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>714635234
you sure they didn't just draft off you

>>714635279
just checked @grok, it is absolutely the rng being a simp

no swoop sweep this time...

>>714635330
@gronk did you actually confirm this

>>714635234
maybe pay attention to what's happening behind you next time to prevent anyone from slipstreaming

>cucked canine follower from being in top 4
LMAO

>>714635010
all good bro

Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles

>>714635421
STOP LAUGHING AAAA

LET ME IN

>lightning right before ramp
>24th
Thanks.

>>714635657
SPOT OPEN

Spot is opened.

22/24

Finally made it into the room

GGs fellas

>>714635959
add pac-man into the game and i never play another character again

GIVE ME ROCKY WRENCH ALREADY

Wiisnoy bros...

My friends list is empty. Can I add you guys?

my pro controller is charged, is there room?

yo lemme in

did you get hit with the blue shell reefbro?

I got absolutely mariokart'd there
>>714636124
sure

my vibrating buttplug is charged, is there room?

>>714636124
Add me if you feel like it

>starman joins
>wins
how the fuck does this asshole do it

after this round of races i'll take a break, if anyone wants to join

>>714636298
yes fuck you

Shieeet I hope games are still going when I get off of work.

>>714636362
nah it's over

>>714636362
just missed it actually we're all going home.

i miss persistent lobbies bros

>>714636351
sorry bro lol

taking a break now, slot should open up in like 30 seconds

Somebody go jerk off I wanna shit up the lobby

>>714636324
he got 15th, he sucks

>>714636561
Post some hot rosalina for me to jerk to and I'll leave

>>714636526
lol it's fine I would do the same

>>714636561
I'm tapping out for the night, I've secured my 16th place finish.

What the hell are you supposed to do when you get nothing but trash from the final itemset while everyone else gets speed items. You just lost at that point.

>>714636124
just cleaned out my list of randos and others too lol

Go nuts
>>714636562
Me too

I'm going in the garage with my bong and i will join while connected to my phone's hotspot
prepare yourselves

>>714636719
>I'm going in the garage with my bong
DUDE

WEED

>>714636625
I know you would bastard

>>714636719
I don't you have a garage.

>Nolan
>Coggert
>Dog
>BreadBug
>Codename
>candy
>Starman
oh great the sweats are here

>>714636803
believe
fuck
contact high

biddybud did you just snipe me your red teammate with that banana..

>comm error
>room full

bluebitches...

>>714636793
well we're on the same time so I probably wouldn't do it now
probably

fuck you canine follower for squishing me

>>714636887
tfw not on the list

>dead yesterday
>full today
I knew you fags lived with your parents

>>714637035
We were busy EXPLODING FIREWORKS

>>714637029
hehe

Anyone else use the NSO Gamecube controller
It's pretty fucking good, only issue is no - button so no photo mode but whatever

>>714637191
>paying to emulate a controller

>>714637245
it's wireless thoughbeit

>>714636887
since when the fuck was starman a sweat

>>714637035
i had to work yesterday

Any of the girls wanna be my girlfriend

>>714637284
Since MK7

you greedy motherfuckers going for the far double

>>714637365
kys splatroonfag

>miss item box
>24th
ARGH

>>714637539
no

Fuck you Timmy you're lucky Daisy is cute

>>714637332
I will be
- Cloudy

>Lobby Full

How many people would be interested in a second lobby?

Why am I always on the losing team?

>>714637791
That reminds me, anyone have the King Poo image?

>>714637791
based lobby and troon lobby

>>714637576
sorry but red's not losing on my watch

23/24

>>714637871
Because you didn't contribute sufficiently to make your team the winning one.

aaa need to eat, ill be back reefbrothers, i just realized i can call you that cuze your mario and luigi

>>714637358
This guy used to play Mario kart for cash prizes

red team bros...

>still full
well fuck you guys then I'll just go play randos

>>714638204
No it's not.

>>714638006
>i just realized i can call you that cuze your mario and luigi
How did I not realize that?

NEW LOBBY

DBQ 6N8

>>714638297
I'm trans btw

blue bros what happened......

empty spot

to the guy I horned on the glider that was on my team im so fucking sorry

bluesissies...

>>714638274
>How did I not realize that?
I'm surprised you didn't realise, guess it's entirely coincidental

>>714638493
its cool bro

Don't mention what I did to you Nolan

One spot

dont panic bluebros its only one point

Here's to that one anon that wanted a better picture. Sorry it took so long I was racing with the /v/ros

Dude is this the same Willow Alice Panchito Funkles and Tim from mk8 threads? It's been 8 years since I raced with you fuckers

redbros we're so back

>>714638569
Other picture. I'll pop back in if the room isn't full later.
>>714636124
Here's my friend code if you want it:SW-0928-4617-9385

OH NONONO BLUEKEKS WHAT HAPPENED

I'M IN

>>714638772
AAAAA I'M GONNA DO IT BLUEBROS

>>714638593
it's been a long time, man

>>714638593
good times

>get first
>connection error
>lobby full
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
LET ME BACK IN

alright which of you little SHITS backfired that green on finish line

red team got carried

>>714638527
yeah I was too slow to realize

Finally on the winning team for once

>>714638593
Nice to race with you again, friend!

>>714639091
and why couldn't blue team carry, cope

>battle
Why? It's shit like vanilla 8

>>714638856
Dane was such an insufferable attentionseeking niggerfaggot

>>714639205
battle's fun

i forgot it was teams
i was wondering why i was getting no balloons

Andy what the fuck where you doing

red got carried

>>714638856
I had most of these dudes on my friends list, feels so long ago.

almost got you reefbro

>>714639205
Because it's fun.

>saw a teammate hiding in waterfall
lmao I commend the effort

I hit so many of my own team, forgive me redchads...

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DISCONNECTED
I'M MISSING FUN

Some of you fuckers need to learn to distinguish RED from BLUE

So the room is full and it's telling me to wait. Does that mean it'll have me join when a spot opens up?

>>714639817
no

>>714639789
>Implying /v/ has fun

LAST SECOND UPSET GET FUCKED

FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKING PRICK

rigged

spot opened

I bet alice is cute irl

MORE BATTLE

>>714638856
>FlippyElf kill yourself
iykyk

>>714639810
It's hard in races. Not sure why people have trouble with it in battles, though. Just look at the color of the balloons.

>>714640116
She's not as cute as Timmy :3

Another spot open, gotta charge

>>714640283
>gotta charge
just use the top port and keep playing like I am

reddit road

I promise spamming me with reds won't give you a better spot

grim..

Rainbow Road is so boring

>>714638593
>>714638856
>played 7, 8, and World with you niggers
>dont get mentioned
I'm forever a literal who

>>714640590
Gotta brb as well so it's fine. Just don't let the lobby die before I get back

>>714640724
This is the highest status a regular can achieve.

get zapped bitches

>>714640694
You're boring

>>714640694
I like it.

>>714640724
Why would you want to be remembered? Everyone who is ends up being a tripfag tier attention whoring faggot.

alice sexo

>>714640724
You're Anonymous. Isn't being a literal who the entire point?

/v/eekend with the bros is the most fun I've ever had playing video games

>>714640724
Every name I recognize gets bullied, be grateful

Holy shit, that was the most chaotic race on Wario Shipyard I've ever had

>>714640956
stay away from my bitch
-Starman

>>714640880
thankfully i avoided that nonsense
except that time some cunt wrote a suicide note in a thread pretending to be me

>>714641228
lol

>>714641228
>except that time some cunt wrote a suicide note in a thread pretending to be me
lol what

Starman here, need to take a short break and do my daily BBC BNWO goon sesh.

/v/eekend with the bros is making the aneurysm in my brain grow larger

>>714641202
I never said that, also headed off to play some other stuff, thanks for the racing see you tomorrow

were the dildos yours

>>714638569
Here's another shot of the group

>>714641331
Yes

>>714640969
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.

Starman here, I love niggers

>worst performance in a /v/eekend lobby
well that's my cue to get off for the night

PISS BREAK PLEASE

>>714641464
My FUARKING HEROES

I just left, should be a slot open now.

>>714641289
Stop pretending to be me dude. Not fucking cool
-Starman

reefbro I gotta go take care of something, not sure how it'll take, ggs if you're not on when I'm back

16/20

>>714640724
If you are remembered it's because you are a pedophile or a rapist, you don't want that

sorry goomba

alright gonna take a break myself

i love peachxbbc

>playing as the cow
when did reddit join our lobby?

>>714641784
>implying anything is more reddit than using Waluigi

DEAD GAME
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
OVERHEATING
SLOW SCREEN
$800 TABLET
$100 GAMES
BING BING WAHOO MANCHILDREN
YOU LOST

>two blues
fuck you

>>714641784
>>714641830
>”YOU’RE REDDIT!”
>”NO U”

>>714641945
meds

>>714641945
sup Pob Lowe

>>714641535
Bonus penguin rave that occured right after the swoop party

try as i am, it's hard getting used to kartwo's driving after so long with 8

>>714641830
my little faggot brother plays with his leddit friends and they all use the cow

are any of the top racers here good at smash ultimate?

>>714639817
No, you need to explicitly rejoin. Idling on that dialog does nothing.

>>714642296
I'm alright

AM I REALLY THAT FUCKING RAPEABLE

>>714642296
Spooky is the best at smash

ALICE PLEASE SPEAK

>>714642428
gsp?

how many characters do you have left to unlock? I need dolphin and cataquack and pinata

>>714642296
I think I'm okay at it but I've never played in a tournament so it's hard to gauge

>>714642296
no but I got rank 1 on the NA splatoon ranked leaderboard before

>>714642497
dont talk to my bitch or I will end you
-Starman

>>714642521
just wrench

gg no re gamers
nice to see some old names again

I need to beat the top players in an actual skilled based game. host a smash ultimate arena right now.
fuck this RNG shit

>>714642517
I don't know I rarely play online

Is the lobby still full?

>>714642628
>skill
>smash
Play a fighting game

>>714642628
>turns items on
>stage hazard on
>stage morph
>randoms only

nigger bagger kart shit more like

>>714642628
>Smash
>skill

>>714642732
just got full again.

>>714642660
full of shit racers

LET ME IN

How do I join the room?

>>714642521
i grinded them all out

>>714642856
You have to suck my dick first

>>714642521
I just need Fish Bone and Conkdor

kys reddit road niggers

LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIIIIIN

>that last lightning
Faggot
I bet you didn't even place 12th

>>714643389
first suck femboy timmys dick

>>714643389
i'm hoppin off after this set so one slot is opening up

>>714643135
switched to toad just for you

Starting a new lobby
L1WNBY

I'm done for now. Was a lot of fun.

22/24

I am ready

I was going to hop back on but I think I'm done for today ggs reefbro and canine follower

>shockdodge into 3rd
Couldn’t’ve been easier even if I tried

21/24

>desert hills
yeah good night

>>714643439
He gave me first, he's a good bro

>>714622114
1. claridy of which lobbies to join.
Youyou combine Worl + Wii + 8 you have to specify which game every time a code is posted.
Cohesion of dicussion.
If the games are separate everyone will be on the same page discussion wise, rather than 3 different conversations at once.
3. diminishes attempts at flame baiting by neferious cunts.

WHO THE FUCK PICKS DESERT HILLS

Im in losers

I miss the lobbies with all your cute miis

>>714624871
BASED
Rainbow Road is for chads.

>>714643968
me

Rosalina's sexy ponytail makes me want to goon

Somehow I only win with Toad

>>714627573
It's actually a cute detail that NPC traffic will wait behind you and just not move at all.
They should start honkin though after a few minutes I think.

if you guys snipe my happy meal ONE MORE FUCKING TIME...

>unironically picking Koopa Beach intermissions
Kill yourselves

>>714644114
>still wins by a hair

>>714644247
He's the best!

>>714644287
but some of them let you play the one lap of koopa beach BACKWARDS

My god i suck

>>714644287
just picked koopa beach intermission cause of this post

How the fuck does that sharp turn still filter you guys? this game has been out for a month. get your shit together.

>>714644496
You always have lmao

>>714644531
And it didn't get picked
Suck my chode

>>714644546
It's not even hard to do, just tap the brake once to force yourself to turn harder.

>>714644546
>tfw watching you retards drive off the first turn of Rainbow Road

You really got fucked by that blue

>>714642002
Lol what, I'm having fun. Sup though

>>714644561
You will lose this battle eventually

>>714644559
I haven't played with /v/ in years. It's fucking humbling

>got lakijewed on the final corner cut
AIIEEEE

>cucked right at the end by a blue shell AND THAT FAGGOT DOLPHIN’S SHELL
Assholes, all of you. I hate the /v/eekend

Thanks for the matches. See you fuckers next time
Slot open

>>714644819
>fagfox
gross

>>714644819
>fagfux
yuck

>>714644808
The amount of joy I felt from that was immense

>>714637035
>playing kart when a trio is up in splatoon
No.
Faggot.
Get back to work.

>>714645054
>playing an actually dead game

Alright im out. im gonna enjoy horses then head to bed

>>714644819
>>714644905
>>714644993
Lmao

GUESS WHO’S BACK IN FROM LAST NIGHT

Okay what the fuck was that at the end? You guys just holding the items until the end?

>get forced to 23 because nigger arse mole decides to grind up my tires and just stay there up the ramp
}FUXCKING
RETARD
FAGGOT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

Im a Wario I'm a not gonna win

its been a pretty fucking good stream, dare i say it was KINO

>>714645297
Time to leave

room status?

>>714645340
wrong thread fag

last set sisters

It’s prepped for your enjoyment once you’re all set now at not mobile size

>>714645359
>>714645359

>Niggers kept stealing my items
>Still finish in the top third because of my superior driving skills
And fuck you whoever threw the 6 shells

WHAT KART DO I USE

>>714641331
what the fuck.

>>714645610
honestly any reasonably lightweight combo is fine

Wario is out. You are too powerful /v/

Spots open

hey niggers if you're just gonna pick intermissions all the fucking time why wouldn't i just play worldwide

is mario kart dead bros?