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Anonymous No.714625467 >>714626007 >>714631283 >>714631712 >>714635231 >>714661794
Weekly Famitsu Sales Thread Top 30
Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 145,069 / 1,185,113
2. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza – 102,289 / NEW
3. [PS5] Death Stranding 2 – 71,964 / NEW
4. [NS2] Tamagotchi Plaza – 26,396 / NEW
5. [NSW] ToHeart – 18,076 / NEW
6. [NSW] Castlevania Anniversary Collection – 12,917 / NEW
7. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 6,231 / 24,056
8. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 5,569 / 6,358,819
9. [NSW] Minecraft – 5,513 / 3,923,387
10. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 5,396 / 136,021

Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 161.021 (1.402.183)
Switch – 15.323 (35.793.431)
PlayStation 5 – 7.333 (6.910.279)
Xbox Series X|S – 353 (679.971)
PlayStation 4 – 23 (9.504.998)
Anonymous No.714625480
11. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Nintendo, 03/20/20) – 5,154 (8,154,577)
12. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree (Nintendo, 10/17/24) – 4,910 (1,331,995)
13. [SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 4,606 (21,867)
14. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (Marvelous, 06/05/25) – 4,024 (64,790)
15. [NSW] RAIDOU Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army (ATLUS, 06/19/25) – 3,942 (25,088)
16. [NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports (Nintendo, 04/29/22) – 3,912 (1,606,357)
17. [SW2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut (SEGA, 06/05/25) – 3,621 (16,101)
18. [PS5] Elden Ring Nightreign (Bandai Namco, 05/30/25) – 2,970 (66,590)
19. [PS5] RAIDOU Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army (ATLUS, 06/19/25) – 2,320 (21,568)
20. [PS4] Castlevania Anniversary Collection (Superdeluxe Games, 06/26/25) – 2,280 (New)
21. [NSW] Pokemon Scarlet / Pokemon Violet (The Pokemon Company, 11/18/22) – 2,158 (5,574,513)
22. [SW2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (Marvelous, 06/05/25) – 2,111 (17,730)
23. [NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo, 12/07/18) – 2,031 (5,770,890)
24. [NSW] Farland Saga I & II Saturn Tribute (City Connection, 06/26/25) – 1,547 (New)
25. [NSW] Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (Nintendo, 06/05/20) – 1,488 (1,414,950)
26. [NSW] Splatoon 3 (Nintendo, 09/09/22) – 1,476 (4,450,816)
27. [NSW] Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Nintendo, 01/16/25) – 1,345 (274,777)
28. [SW2] Shine Post: Be Your Idol! (Konami, 06/05/25) – 1,281 (8,017)
29. [SW2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,254 (7,560)
30. [NSW] The Battle Cats: Unite! (Ponos, 12/03/20) – 1,159 (345,880)
Anonymous No.714625506 >>714637262
Still trying to get these threads banned, eric?
Anonymous No.714625585 >>714625629 >>714625630 >>714625730 >>714625816 >>714637262
Shitendo is 3rd party
Anonymous No.714625629 >>714641341
>>714625585
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/enhanced-games-for-microsoft-edge-game-assist-433b33b1-a599-40a1-901a-f0138e969d14
hmm
Anonymous No.714625630 >>714631829
>>714625585
so is nortubel
Anonymous No.714625730
>>714625585
Fucking lel
Anonymous No.714625816 >>714626359 >>714641341
>>714625585
why did it take you a month to start spamming this?
Anonymous No.714626007 >>714627883 >>714635525 >>714653079 >>714655843
>>714625467 (OP)
>Microsoft lays off thousands of employees while replacing them with pajeets and AI, cancels multiple game projects, and Xbox is confirmed all but dead
>Sony is still stuck on the GaaS meme while barely being able to squeak out one game a year, and praying GTA6 will bail them out
>Nintendo plans to counter rising dev costs by shortening dev cycles, in order make even more games while preserving their standards to avoid shit like crunch
For all their faults, you can't deny the bigwigs at Nintendo know how to run a game company.
Anonymous No.714626148 >>714626180 >>714626903 >>714630004 >>714637262
>Ritual poster finally gave up

Trying times, huh?
Anonymous No.714626180
>>714626148
he made the thread
Anonymous No.714626359 >>714626462 >>714641341
>>714625816
Two months, this happened in May
Anonymous No.714626462 >>714626853
>>714626359
even more pathetic.
Anonymous No.714626853 >>714641341
>>714626462
It was corrected in two days because it happened during a weekend and microsoft support didn't give a fuck lol, that's how much of a non-issue it was
Anonymous No.714626903
>>714626148
/v/ will never concince me that this isn't the best Lady has ever looked.
Anonymous No.714627231
Reminder that PS5s are literally melting as we speak and Stellar Blade is in development for Switch 2
Anonymous No.714627461
>Nintendo has a lot of games ready to release and they're going to release at least one game a month to avoid droughts
>They're planning on releasing even more games
>third party support better than previous nintendo platforms
>Fastest selling console ever
>meanwhile playstation and xbox don't make shit anymore and spend most of the time firing people or cancelling games
Nintendo won
Anonymous No.714627639 >>714627686 >>714628960 >>714629261 >>714644620
Anonymous No.714627686 >>714627862 >>714637262
>>714627639
dumping your cope folder now eric?
Anonymous No.714627801 >>714629261 >>714633426 >>714633687 >>714637262
Anonymous No.714627862
>>714627686
The funniest thing about it is that the PS5 one is so full of AI generated slop games that even the wikipedos there are wondering if the list should exist at all.
Anonymous No.714627880 >>714628173 >>714628221 >>714629261
Nintendo is the most evil and greedy company in human history and it's not even close. If you support any of this, you deserve to die in prison. And you will.
Anonymous No.714627883
>>714626007
Nintendo JP doesn’t have useless HR and DEI parasites bloating budgets and dev cycles.
Anonymous No.714627965 >>714628021 >>714629261
Anonymous No.714628021
>>714627965
Even Snoy memes are ports.
Anonymous No.714628041 >>714628093 >>714628260 >>714630134
Anonymous No.714628093
>>714628041
Anonymous No.714628096 >>714628160 >>714628260 >>714630134
Anonymous No.714628135
>He still tries to cope with the robot he betrayed in another thread
Even he knows it has weak legs.
Anonymous No.714628160
>>714628096
Anonymous No.714628173
>>714627880
Pathetic
Anonymous No.714628209 >>714628383 >>714628384
Anonymous No.714628221
>>714627880
>you deserve to die in prison. And you will.
>He turned his back on his idol George Cacioppo too
Anonymous No.714628260 >>714628451
>>714628041
>>714628096
>>714619165
Anonymous No.714628282
Nintendo are evil plagiarism
Anonymous No.714628374 >>714655461
Speaking of plagiarism, what will Sony's next big game that totally didn't steal from Nintendo be?
Anonymous No.714628383
>>714628209
Anonymous No.714628384
>>714628209
Anonymous No.714628448 >>714628995 >>714629174
Shitendo is evil, and if you support them, you are evil too
Anonymous No.714628451
>>714628260
Anonymous No.714628528 >>714628995
Anonymous No.714628595 >>714628631 >>714628995
Anonymous No.714628605
I wonder how much of his unfunnyjunk folder he has left to go. It's still hilarious how no one on that site likes him.
Anonymous No.714628631 >>714628781
>>714628595
what's this?
Anonymous No.714628728 >>714628768 >>714628995
Anonymous No.714628768 >>714628876
>>714628728
oh wow, a new one.
Anonymous No.714628781
>>714628631
It's called not having any editing skills and them make a nice, concise meme into a Buckley comic.
And even Buckley at least tried to add a punchline.
Anonymous No.714628812 >>714628995
Anonymous No.714628876 >>714628959
>>714628768
Nah, that one's old as shit. Which is funny because Sony's latest game was literal toddler trash.
Anonymous No.714628880
reminder that eric has admitted multiple times to having a CP folder.
Anonymous No.714628959
>>714628876
i know it's old. I just meant him posting it is new.
Anonymous No.714628960
>>714627639
you lost and got raped boyo
Anonymous No.714628995
>>714628812
>>714628728
>>714628595
>>714628528
>>714628448
Erictranny,, you lost and got raped
Anonymous No.714629019
>Sony's latest exclusive is TLoU, a cheap copy of The Walking Dead
>It's the same garbage but even worse somehow
>It even has the same messages but are even more poorly written
Anonymous No.714629024 >>714629128 >>714631775 >>714631967 >>714632958
Anonymous No.714629128
>>714629024
Smells like a hyper flop that already lost and got raped
Anonymous No.714629136 >>714635968
He also hates Astro Bot now.
>>714619165
Anonymous No.714629174 >>714629315 >>714630231
>>714628448
>nintendo fucks over a literal criminal for shoving DRM on the switch
and this is bad because...?
Anonymous No.714629261
>>714627639
>>714627801
>>714627880
>>714627965
Erictranny, another thread you spent 10 hours on just died ;)
>>714579494
Anonymous No.714629315
>>714629174
Not just DRM. Ransomware.
Anonymous No.714630004
>>714626148
He just never spams his cope-y pasta when he makes the threads in his sad attempt to get the threads banned
Anonymous No.714630134
>>714628041
>>714628096
Anonymous No.714630231
>>714629174
>CHADtendo literally steps in to protect the people who are pirating nintendo products
meanwhile sony sells you a $900 console that is bricked out the box
Anonymous No.714630429 >>714630590 >>714630919
funny this got deleted after anons kept calling out the misinfo >>714616018
Anonymous No.714630590
>>714630429
gotta keep the little schizo happy
Anonymous No.714630919
>>714630429
Just proves this is sonygaf
Anonymous No.714631283 >>714631416 >>714631716 >>714631783
>>714625467 (OP)
Mobile stays winning
Anonymous No.714631416 >>714631441
>>714631283
>Combined
>Combined
>Global
worthless list.
Anonymous No.714631441
>>714631416
Also after a x8 boost to chink games.
Anonymous No.714631712 >>714631821
>>714625467 (OP)
What the fuck are you doing,
Anonymous No.714631716
>>714631283
No, you lost and got raped.
Anonymous No.714631775 >>714631967
>>714629024
>handheld PS5
It would launch at $1000 and we would mysteriously not see any DROP THE PRICE spam in Snoy's comment sections.
Anonymous No.714631783 >>714631949 >>714632051 >>714632059
>>714631283
Based. China is the only one left not infected by leftists. Japan has fallen
Anonymous No.714631821
>>714631712
the little snoyschizo is trying to get the threads banned again
Anonymous No.714631829
>>714625630
samefagging huh?
Anonymous No.714631918 >>714632016
I guess the /biz/god will have to bitch slap someone again
Anonymous No.714631949
>>714631783
>m
Anonymous No.714631967 >>714632078
>>714629024
>>714631775
>PSP2 is at least $1000 USD
>games are $100+
>will ONLY accept sony branded memory sticks that cost $200 each
>will have 1 game at best
>there will not be one article or video saying its too expensive
Anonymous No.714632016
>>714631918
Yeah, Eric is losing and getting raped
Anonymous No.714632051
>>714631783
Japan games have summer events with all the characters in swimsuits or less
chinese and korean games have summer events where all the characters are fully dressed, if they even have summer events at all
Anonymous No.714632059 >>714635974
>>714631783
your president is MIA little chinky. you have much bigger things to worry about.
Anonymous No.714632078
>>714631967
>Pro version costs $1500
>PS+ now costs $400
Anonymous No.714632198 >>714632252 >>714636032
Virtous just said the Switch 2 is comparable to the Series S and more modern in certain aspects thanks to DLSS. Perhaps that's what caused the new spam
Anonymous No.714632252 >>714632338
>>714632198
nah, it's the fact that Palworld lost 300k and hasn't been making money for Sony
Anonymous No.714632338 >>714632457
>>714632252
You're shitting me. This console launch keeps getting better and better lmao
Anonymous No.714632457 >>714632570 >>714633736 >>714634229
>>714632338
>>714609310
Sony's "Palworld Entertainment" reports final loss of 42 million yen for fiscal year ending March 2025

Palworld Entertainment's final loss for the fiscal year ending March 2025 was 42 million yen. This was revealed in the "Financial Results Announcement" published in the "Official Gazette" on June 30th.

The company is a joint venture between Sony Music Entertainment (SME), Aniplex, and Pocket Pair.

It was established in July 2024 to promote the domestic and international licensing business for Pocket Pair's game "Palworld."
https://gamebiz.jp/news/408257
Anonymous No.714632570 >>714632641 >>714632753 >>714632841 >>714634978 >>714650437 >>714657594 >>714657753
>>714632457
how the fuck does a port lose money?
Anonymous No.714632641 >>714637090
>>714632570
probably the lawsuit, paying for collabs, and general pay. I doubt it's selling many copies these days. especially since it's on gamepass.
Anonymous No.714632753
>>714632570
Because unlike pokemon, palworld was a fad
Anonymous No.714632841 >>714632948
>>714632570
It's probably that they founded a multimedia company that isn't producing any multimedia.
Anonymous No.714632948
>>714632841
It's almost as if making a multimedia project revolving around an unfinished game is a horrible idea.
They didn't learn from Inafune's fumble.
Anonymous No.714632958 >>714633020
>>714629024
God, you can't believe how bad I can't wait for this thing.
When it flops we'll be able to finally put to rest the "Japan only cares about handhelds", "muh commute" and "muh hamster cage apartments" cope.
It's going to be glorious.
Anonymous No.714632986 >>714633091 >>714633195
Why does famitsu threads defend garbage like scarlet and violet?
Anonymous No.714633020 >>714635890
>>714632958
watch it be bigger than the switch 2 and just as thick as the Steam Deck
Anonymous No.714633091 >>714633160
>>714632986
no one even mentioned those? did you finally OD on cope?
Anonymous No.714633160 >>714633194 >>714633195
>>714633091
that was my first post in this thread
Anonymous No.714633194 >>714633252
>>714633160
did I claim otherwise?
Anonymous No.714633195
>>714633160
>>714632986
You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric
Anonymous No.714633252 >>714633312
>>714633194
yes you acted like i said something before
Anonymous No.714633312 >>714633410
>>714633252
I asked if your brain was fried from all the copium you are huffing. that in no way implies that you posted in the thread before.
Anonymous No.714633410
>>714633312
but what cope am i huffing if i just asked a question? Again you didnt disprove me. Just admit you immediately thought i was your schizo cause these threads are insane asylum for schizos
Anonymous No.714633426
>>714627801
>it's not even the right color
>it's showing the system as a white box despite being primarily a handheld
How are you so bad at this despite living with NDS 24/7/365?
Anonymous No.714633687
>>714627801
FUNNNNNYROOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.714633736 >>714633839
>>714632457
Remember when third worlders claimed chinkworld was going to make pokemon fans switch to their game then the fad died a week later? lol
Anonymous No.714633839 >>714633898 >>714633929
>>714633736
they released a much better game than scarlet/violet and sold more too. What more do you want? Ive seen more palworld threads recently than scarlet/violet threads since that game barely lasted a week
Anonymous No.714633898 >>714633945
>>714633839
Literally didn't, erictranny.
PokΓ©mon sold 25 million copies
Anonymous No.714633929
>>714633839
Yawn, gonna have to try harder than that.
Anonymous No.714633945 >>714633989 >>714634000 >>714634010 >>714634183 >>714634213 >>714634213 >>714634726
>>714633898
https://www.vgchartz.com/article/464016/palworld-tops-32-million-players/
Anonymous No.714633989 >>714634096
>>714633945
>players
Lmao, the tranny cope flopped
Anonymous No.714634000 >>714634096
>>714633945
>players
Anonymous No.714634010 >>714634096
>>714633945
>players
Kek, there's that cope word again
Anonymous No.714634096 >>714634169 >>714634213 >>714634229 >>714634726 >>714635046
>>714633989
>>714634000
>>714634010
>doesnt count

yup im gonna take that as a win
Anonymous No.714634169 >>714634253
>>714634096
You clearly need it after palworld lost a bunch of money
Anonymous No.714634183
>>714633945
>players
Anonymous No.714634213
>>714633945
>>714633945
>>714634096

>of which 31.7 million are from gamepass
Lmaooooooo, Erictranny lΓΆst and got raped.

Oh, and
>im
Kek, you definitely lost and got raped.
Anonymous No.714634229
>>714634096
Does this look like a win to you? >>714632457
Anonymous No.714634253 >>714634391 >>714634474 >>714634657 >>714634912
>>714634169
i think pokemon needs to win back its players more after pic related
>inb4 doesnt count again
Anonymous No.714634279 >>714634325 >>714642219
For those that missed it, he believes there is no difference between owning 2d drawings and owning CP the way he does.
Anonymous No.714634325 >>714634391
>>714634279
Gen10 isn't that far off, anon. It's as simple as releasing a new gen of games.
Anonymous No.714634369 >>714634498 >>714634657
By the way im not eric, i just really hate modern pokemon like most pokemon fans but i know im gonna get infinite schizos attacking me so whatever. Havent touched pokemon ever since sword and shield raped it
Anonymous No.714634389 >>714634530
Palworld news truly broke him
Anonymous No.714634391
>>714634325
Meant for >>714634253
Anonymous No.714634474
>>714634253
They'd simply release a new gen and then everyone's back to playing PokΓ©mon.
Anonymous No.714634498 >>714634578
>>714634369
>he's running away
sad
Anonymous No.714634530 >>714634597 >>714634710
>>714634389
The one about it not being profitable?
Anonymous No.714634578 >>714634663 >>714634726
>>714634498
why am i not allowed to dislike the new pokemon?

Has these threads become so long gone in schizo insanity that disliking new pokemon means you are an eric snoy faggot? I dont get it its actually disturbing me
Anonymous No.714634597
>>714634530
yes. there's also the fact that the terraria collba didn't boost the player number much.
Anonymous No.714634657
>>714634253
>>714634369
Pedosnoy,, you lΓΆst and got raped
Anonymous No.714634663 >>714634912
>>714634578
did i say you weren't? I was just making fun of you for running away ESL-kun
Anonymous No.714634710
>>714634530
Yee
Anonymous No.714634726
>>714634578
We know who you are because of >>714634096
>>714633945
Anonymous No.714634783 >>714636538 >>714645149 >>714645153
Korea lost. Japan won.
Anonymous No.714634912 >>714634958 >>714635046 >>714635103 >>714635252
>>714634663
well im being called a snoy eric for even liking palworld over new pokemon which i dont get why cause scarlet was a sonic 06 tier disaster >>714634253

sure pokemon will always sell but why should i praise them? What do these threads get out of worshipping Nintendo? Its weird that during the Wii U days i hoped nintendo would comeback ontop, what i didnt expect is the insanity of cultists attacking you for when nintendo or pokemon company doesnt try or jews your money. I guess these threads are a monkey paw. They are somehow worse than the XIV threads. Guess im too old for nintendo
Anonymous No.714634958 >>714635042
>>714634912
Fuck off, ACtrans
Anonymous No.714634978
>>714632570
Only chinese play pal world and they dont have ps5s
Anonymous No.714635042
>>714634958
>another boogeyman

i like a lot of games with cutscenes, something AC would never admit. Can these threads go 2 seconds without going full schizo and calling someone a name? I feel like im in a mental hospital
Anonymous No.714635046
>>714634912
You are snoytrannies eic because of >>714634096
Anonymous No.714635103 >>714635261
>>714634912
then leave and filter the threads if they bother you so much.
Anonymous No.714635186 >>714635319
>People are loving and enjoying scarlet and violet thanks to the switch 2 patch
>meanwhile palworld is forgotten and chink devs are losing a lot of money
Nintendo won
Anonymous No.714635231
>>714625467 (OP)
MACACO THREAD ALERT!!!
MACACO THREAD ALERT!!!
Anonymous No.714635252
>>714634912
>act like a retarded snoy and seething randomly about nintendo games
>cry when you get called a snoy
Anonymous No.714635261 >>714635325
>>714635103
if these threads exist just to call anyone a snoy eric or occasionally ACfag for just the slightest disagreement then why do they exist? If you cant disagree in a thread then they shouldnt exist because thats not what this site is for. Do you want famitsu threads to just be reddit tier where everyone is agreeing with each other?
Anonymous No.714635298
>I'm not a schizo!
Says the schizo as he's found out.
Anonymous No.714635319
>>714635186
Imagine if SKG manages to take off for good. Sony's plans will go down in flames.
Anonymous No.714635325 >>714635378
>>714635261
Eric, seething about famitsu threads just proves it's you
Anonymous No.714635378
>>714635325
it's not him. it's more likely the macaco
Anonymous No.714635516
>no one is talking about pokemon
>palcuck starts seething and shitting himself
NDS is a magical disease
Anonymous No.714635525 >>714653287
>>714626007
It's more that Nintendo knows how to run a "toy company" like they originally were/always have been. I don't mean in some insulting "Nintendo games are for babies unlike me a big macho man who plays GTA" way, but in how they still operate under the paradigm of
>Make doodad
>Sell doodad
Sony and Microsoft are giant bloated conglomerates whose leadership don't see them as producing any one thing to sell, but finding ways to extract rent.
Anonymous No.714635625 >>714635876 >>714635985
So...everyone in this thread agrees that pokemon scarlet and violet is a good game?
Anonymous No.714635876 >>714635915
>>714635625
sure. does that make you happy? did you get the answer you wanted? gonna keep playing the victim?
Anonymous No.714635890
>>714633020
Thats a given, It will use a amd apu
Anonymous No.714635915 >>714635985 >>714636096 >>714636316
>>714635876
why is it good? What makes that godawful game good aside from having the nintendo logo on it? And i dont wanna hear because its fun, explain why
Anonymous No.714635968
>>714629136
Port incoming. Gonna be fun looking back at this posts if it happens.
Anonymous No.714635974
>>714632059
Angain?
Anonymous No.714635985
>>714635625
>>714635915
is this the new cope? trying to cry about a pokemon game existing?
Anonymous No.714636032
>>714632198
Only in 60w
Anonymous No.714636096 >>714636284
>>714635915
It's good because I like it. The DLC and playing on the switch 2 makes it even better.
Anonymous No.714636284 >>714636316 >>714636348 >>714636419 >>714636476 >>714636480 >>714636540 >>714636643
>>714636096
>its good cause you like it

so you really have no reasoning? If Nintendo released ac shadows, you would just suddenly like it because its nintendo. You really just showed everyone ITT that you just like anything nintendo and anything that isnt is BAD. You are fucked in the head
Anonymous No.714636308 >>714636370 >>714636398 >>714636480 >>714636485
Nuke j*pan again until they stop being tendies
Anonymous No.714636316
>>714635915
>>714636284
Eric, crying won't save your snoytranny life
Anonymous No.714636348
>>714636284
Take your meds, actrans
Anonymous No.714636370
>>714636308
Mentally ill snoytranny
Anonymous No.714636398
>>714636308
Already going mask off? How nice of you.
Anonymous No.714636419
>>714636284
>its bad because I don't like it
Anonymous No.714636476
>>714636284
Why do you hate AC Shadows?
Anonymous No.714636480
>>714636284
>>714636308
How big is your CP folder?
Anonymous No.714636485 >>714637569
>>714636308
why do western twitterfags love licking corpo boots so much?
Anonymous No.714636538 >>714636775 >>714636935 >>714644331 >>714644842
>>714634783
>the pis5 melting news
>the palworld news
>the helldivers 2 news
>the steam client outing BA as astroturfed slop
>CH accidentally admitting all the drama over third party censorship was bullshit
>snoy price hikes everywhere
>all the nintendo good news
do you guys think this week has actually caused snoyim suicides?
Anonymous No.714636540 >>714637157
>>714636284
what do you like anon and why do you like it? no cop out answers like "not toddler stuff".
Anonymous No.714636643 >>714636836
>>714636284
I don't owe you an explanation, nigger. I had fun with the game and that's all that matters
Anonymous No.714636775
>>714636538
Just you wait for what next week has in store
Anonymous No.714636836
>>714636643
n-n-no you can't just like a nintendo game you MUST write me an essay explaining why its good so i can ignore it and call it babyshit....
Anonymous No.714636935
>>714636538
This will be Sony next week.
Anonymous No.714637090
>>714632641
>Game still an early access
>Doing a fucking collab whilist jewfreak breathing down their throat
Anonymous No.714637157
>>714636540
this question never fails to chase them off
Anonymous No.714637262 >>714637895 >>714638613 >>714640874 >>714641627 >>714662450
>>714625506
>>714625585
>>714627686
>>714627801
>>714626148
Have you guys just been melting down over each other for the past 72 hours? Every week it's the exact same shit. Don't you have jobs or lives?
Anonymous No.714637569
>>714636485
both are the same
Anonymous No.714637895
>>714637262
>1 retard having a 72 hour meltdown
>several dozen people taking 5 minutes out of their day to laugh at and poke said retard
These are not equivalent
Anonymous No.714638613
>>714637262
Jobs?
Anonymous No.714640874
>>714637262
Lives?
Anonymous No.714641265 >>714641341 >>714642019
latest news on the xenoblade pc ports??
Anonymous No.714641341
>>714641265
fake
>>714625816
>>714626359
>>714625629
>>714626853
Anonymous No.714641396 >>714641710 >>714641968 >>714642219
>Tendies seething about palworld and wishing for its death
>meanwhile right now there are 100k players on steam alone
Anonymous No.714641627
>>714637262
its not hard to alt tab to this thread every few hours to laugh at the macaco then go on with my day until the next laughing session anon
Anonymous No.714641710
>>714641396
>Tendies seething about palworld and wishing for its death
What are you talking about? the game IS dead
Anonymous No.714641968 >>714642062
>>714641396
>He still thinks we haven't noticed this tactic switch of using smug anime girls to try to fit in
Anonymous No.714642019 >>714642129 >>714642278 >>714643716
>>714641265
Why do people always use Xenoblade and Monolith for their Nintendo multiplatform shitposting?
Anonymous No.714642062
>>714641968
but xe won, fugu and hernia totally killed nintento....
Anonymous No.714642129 >>714642278
>>714642019
Monolith wasn't owned by Nintendo originally and used to do stuff on the PS2 (namely Xenosaga), so they see it as a huge blow.
Anonymous No.714642219
>>714641396
>Likes to post smug anime girls when things go wrong
>Last thread he admitted he thinks owning 2D and 3D porn is the same
>>714634279
Makes you think.
Anonymous No.714642278 >>714645016
>>714642019
>>714642129
Don't forget monolith were fairly close to faglus during that time, which angers normalfags because after faglus went full woke they feel they were "robbed" of an ally through monolith being fully acquired by nintendo.
Anonymous No.714643580 >>714644145 >>714644761
Kunitsu Gami any good? Debating getting it
Anonymous No.714643716
>>714642019
Monolith was a third party before and retards see other xeno games and think they are just contractors for Nintendo.

Thing is, they are a first party studio since 2009 or so, and Iwata was the one pushing for Xeno name.
Anonymous No.714644145 >>714645047
>>714643580
Honestly no, it's actually kind of disgusting gameplay wise.
It feels like an abortion between dragon's dogma 2 and the MH wilds mechanics, but without anything that made each of those series stand out from any other action game, and if that wasn't enough it tries to shoehorn in rollslop elements through the boss combat design making shit feel more like a souls boss than a MH mon or big DD enemy.
Add to that the usual modern UE jankyness and blurry graphics and it legit feels just gross to play somehow.
Anonymous No.714644331 >>714644484
>>714636538
What the fuck did those niggers at compile heart do now?
Anonymous No.714644484
>>714644331
Basically admitted to lying about Nintendo censoring their games.
Anonymous No.714644620
>>714627639
Dark Witch 4 is on Steam though?
Anonymous No.714644664 >>714644817 >>714645092
>SE can't do shit with gears because it would catch Nintendo attention and staff still is active.
>Bamco can't vomit Xenosaga HD because staff work at Nintendo and shit is unfinished either way, not mention they pretty much gave up and slapped saga stuff on recent games.

Hilarious but also fucked.
Anonymous No.714644728
>Using the "Players" instead of hard sales cope
Reminds me of something else~
Anonymous No.714644761
>>714643580
it's generic jeetware with constant reuse of content for padding and the gameplay is not deep beyond button mashing attacks and skills
avoid, your money is better spent elsewhere
Anonymous No.714644817 >>714645116 >>714645176
>>714644664
>Bamco can't vomit Xenosaga HD
Actually the original staff a MS would be perfectly happy to work in a Xenosaga remaster but the higher ups at Bamco "doesn't think it will be profitable".
Anonymous No.714644842 >>714644979 >>714645149 >>714645153
>>714636538
Explain the steam client thing, pls.
Anonymous No.714644979 >>714645076 >>714653462
>>714644842
player numbers are pitiful for a supposedly super popular gacha.
the real drama is that the morons in charge are going to get the game kicked off of steam because of their review campaign.
Anonymous No.714645016 >>714645389
>>714642278
So pretty much Nintendo saved Monolith in a way.
Anonymous No.714645047 >>714645296 >>714662318
>>714644145
>It feels like an abortion between dragon's dogma 2 and the MH wilds mechanics
Huh? Isn't it like a completely different kind of game? I thought it was like a tower defense.
Anonymous No.714645076
>>714644979
Ty, anon.
Anonymous No.714645092 >>714646302
>>714644664
the fact that square and bamco are too mindrotten by sony to allow a xenogears/saga remaster/HD/port to exist because it would also be on switch is a shame
Anonymous No.714645116 >>714645705
>>714644817
Not that, look at Tales and Baten Kaitos ports.

Both run like absolutely shit.
Anonymous No.714645149 >>714645360 >>714652094 >>714654465
>>714644842
NTA but
>Gooks constantly brag about how popular BA and other gookslop is, using metrics like comiket doujins as "proof".
>Gachaniggers constantly ask for PC clients for their gachaslop for whatever reason, with BA obviously being included in the list.
>Basically all of them constantly say they would move to a PC client in a heartbeat to stop using their phones and android emulators.
>The BA client does in fact come out.
>The numbers are fucking abysmal. >>714634783
>Reminder this is a gacha, so there SHOULD be a massive surplus of constant daily players.
>Especially whenever the big regions (asia and the americas) wake up given seanigs, indogs and spics/macacos are very close to those timezones.
>This accidentally ended up outing nexon over the fact all the BA popularity and "cultural impact" is literally just astroturfed.
Reminder uma musume is not even a particularly big gacha either, while it makes decent money it's nowhere near dokkan or FGO, let alone IM@S or pokemon TCG.
Anonymous No.714645153 >>714653462
>>714644842
This.
>>714634783
BA did poorly in player numbers so they're begging people now and that's against the Steam ToS.
Anonymous No.714645176
>>714644817
Which is code for "We will never allow saga to be Nintendo exclusive"
Anonymous No.714645296 >>714662318
>>714645047
no, it's a generic action-exploration game
the tower defense elements barely amount to much and are comparable to those quests where you have to defend some NPC or gizmo from waves of enemies
honestly it's basically assassins creed shadows: crapcom edition
Anonymous No.714645360 >>714645962
>>714645149
Horse Racing w/ anime girls is a niche as hell thing outside Japan, and it still did better than the more generic Anime School Girls of BA which just shows that as you said, it's astroturfed to hell back and forth.
Anonymous No.714645389 >>714645813
>>714645016
They 100% saved monolith. Namco basically gave it to them as a gift because they were a shitty developer in many aspects. Nintendo tardwrangled them into what you see today, without Nintendo Monolith would be a name of the past like Factor Five and Silicon Knights. That's why you see the usual suspects shitpost so much about Xenoblade, and why you see random "IT'S COMING TO PC" bait pop up from time to time. The people who didn't buy a single Xeno game while they were Sony only are Jealous they can't get it now
Anonymous No.714645679 >>714646175 >>714654110
Out of curiosity I checked the numbers ATM.
Uma is around 30K while BA has now dropped to below the 10K mark.
Anonymous No.714645705 >>714646162
>>714645116
Don't they run better on Switch 2? I heard they hit 60fps now
Anonymous No.714645813 >>714646098
>>714645389
Namco have fuck all to do with that, in fact Monolith staff had some connections with Nintendo and asked for that. They got independent not much after Xenosaga 3.
Anonymous No.714645962 >>714646120 >>714646251
>>714645360
How long until some lonely coomer tries to fuck one of these horses and gets potato-stomped?
Anonymous No.714646098 >>714660229
>>714645813
You really think Namco would have allowed that sale with Nintendo, especially at the time, if they actually felt they needed them? Monolith is on record saying their relation with Bamco soured and they were basically put on timeout
Anonymous No.714646120
>>714645962
those horses live under constant yakuza oversight, there's not a chance in hell anyone not authorized to be near them actually does
Anonymous No.714646162 >>714646291
>>714645705
Tales of Symphonia run like ass even on other consoles, and problems get worse because shit still use that shitty PS2 port as base, meaning everything is capped at 30 fps.

Not mention other issues like bugged dialogues and all sorts of fuckery. Other ports are tad better but also have similar issues.

Baten Kaitos is similar status.
Anonymous No.714646175
>>714645679
Why can't gooks at least bot the game? They bot everything else.
Anonymous No.714646251 >>714646512
>>714645962
Lot of horses are male lol.

Not mention that fair amount of them already died.
Anonymous No.714646291
>>714646162
I should have made it clear I meant the Baten Kaitos remasters. The symphonia port can be put on Nasa computers and it will still run at 30 because those faggots at bamco would rather use the shitty ps2 version than acknowledge it was ever a gamecube title
Anonymous No.714646302 >>714647305
>>714645092
Monolith was lucky enough to wrangle KOS-MOS and others for Xenoblade 2
Anonymous No.714646512
>>714646251
The fact that the real Gold Ship gets hard every time he hears the word mating is hilarious.
Anonymous No.714647305 >>714649420 >>714649612
>>714646302
Monolith didn't had any sort of plans for Xenoblade, in fact it was called Monado beggining of the world, first game is quite light on references despite still using whole gnostic theming.

After 2 they said fuck it and now are redoing whole perfect works, helps that Nintendo gives them blank approval for whatever now.
Anonymous No.714649420 >>714649669
>>714647305
pretty much
Anonymous No.714649612
>>714647305
FUCKING ZOHARS

HOW DO THEY WORK
Anonymous No.714649669 >>714660731
>>714649420
Xenoblade 2 cemented their position even if game got utterly fucked by zelda and mostly outsourced as result. Quite influential despite everything.
Anonymous No.714650000 >>714650101 >>714650158 >>714650601 >>714650971
>Sold rare to Microsoft
>bought Monolithsoft
>NTR'd Hal and IntSys
Why did Nintendo do it?
Anonymous No.714650101 >>714650171
>>714650000
>>NTR'd Hal and IntSys
qrd? first time i hear of this
Anonymous No.714650158
>>714650000
Intsys and Hal have quite good relationship with them, what you saying?
Anonymous No.714650171 >>714650307 >>714650412 >>714650598
>>714650101
Nintendo had planned to acquire them in the late 1990s but changed their minds
Anonymous No.714650307
>>714650171
>Nintendo planned to buy intsys.
They dodged a mountain sized bullet.
Anonymous No.714650412
>>714650171
They don't have any particular reason to, fire emblem is leashed and fuckload of Kirby stuff is co owned by Nintendo.

Their other IPs are foot note.
Anonymous No.714650437
>>714632570
That's not the game itself or its developer, it's a licensing business sort of like The Pokemon Company.
Pocket Pair are the developers and they're rolling in the dough. Palworld Entertainment on the other hand, is basically a scheme to milk investors for cash on promises of future spinoffs and multimedia that don't exist.
It's another case of "Sony dumps money into black hole trying to copy another company, more news at 11"
Anonymous No.714650598
>>714650171
Nevermind, intsys, not arcsys, my hateboner for arcsys blinded me for a sec there.
I thought they already owned IS like they do monolith.
Anonymous No.714650601 >>714650831
>>714650000
Nintendo didn't have majority ownership of Rare and sold its portion when the brothers sold their shares to Microsoft.
Anonymous No.714650831
>>714650601
High ups didn't wanted sell, and MS slapped stamper brothers with wads of cash.

They couldn't do much besides outbid MS, which would be ridiculous costly.
Anonymous No.714650971 >>714651615 >>714651715
>>714650000
rare sold THEMSELVES to microsoft then got pissy when nintendo didn't want to go into a bidding war with microsoft
Anonymous No.714651615 >>714651725
>>714650971
even back then their games were not worth going into a bidding war over with fucking microsoft, the fuck were they expecting?
Anonymous No.714651715
>>714650971
Meanwhile
>second NLG risked being bought out by probably Ubisoft or EA they snapped their ass up and turned them into a first party studio instantly
Anonymous No.714651725
>>714651615
The stampers wanted out and Nintendo saw the writing on the wall, people seldom mention the fact that talent was getting out of rare at the time
Anonymous No.714652094 >>714652361 >>714653142
>>714645149
The new tactic is to claim it's actually Uma Musume that's a forced psyop.
Anonymous No.714652361
>>714652094
that's an admission BA is astroturfed to shit if anything
Anonymous No.714653079 >>714653249
>>714626007
>TFW even when Nintendo fucks up executively with Digital Physical Games they still know how to make Games still
>TFW also Microsoft and Sony can not figure out how it all works.
What the fuck lol. Nintendo may as well name itself Immortal Game Creator because literally they will be around far longer than anyone else and continue into the next 100 years at this rate, while Microsoft and Sony abandon the market if they do not get it together.
Anonymous No.714653142
>>714652094
>Everything Koreans and their shills do is project what they do to others
That actually explains our schizo's general behavior.
Anonymous No.714653249 >>714657103
>>714653079
>Nintendo fucks up executively with Digital Physical Games
reminder goykeys were a honey trap to fuck over jew third parties
reminder virtual key cards are literally just digital ownership plus, allowing you to lend shit
Anonymous No.714653287 >>714653880
>>714635525
Agreed and not only that but the executives and investors are out of touch, "Better graphics" "More cutscenes" "huge budgets" "More LIVE SERVICES" then they get rejected and end up losing billions and wonder why they can not get into the market at all. It's like they do not know how to make games or how they work and one must know that to be able to do that before they can call themselves worthy of being called a "GAMING" company.
Anonymous No.714653462 >>714653563
>>714644979
>>714645153
I swear to god, if Blue Archive gets banned from Steam, they will deserve it for being retards in the first place. Literally do not inflate your review count by offering free stuff for reviews. It's not a good idea. But you know everyone who says South Korea based, Japan is DEI. They just do not listen.
Anonymous No.714653563 >>714653919
>>714653462
You know remember Project KV by the rogue Blue Archive devs being stillborn because of how incredibly dumb they were about the whole thing.
Anonymous No.714653729 >>714654142
>Xbox firing thousands of people again so Nadella can waste money on AI
>Sony can barely publish one game a year
>everybody freaking out about GTA6 missing 2025, "survive till 25" never manifested so the longterm effects of what GTA6 might've done for the market are still unknown
>meanwhile Nintendo, publishing reasonably budgeted games that didn't take over a decade to make:
Anonymous No.714653880 >>714654012
>>714653287
>It's like they do not know how to make games or how they work
Investors and execs generally do not know a thing about the products they're tied to because they are so high up the chain they basically only get whispers of the whispers of the thing. They only think of stuff as products in the most raw sense imaginable and nothing else.
Anonymous No.714653919 >>714653974
>>714653563
Yes I understand, it's just South Korea is listening to 3rd worlders, which is not a bright idea if you wish to run a successful business model. Sure they can like fanservice(I do as well), they can support you online, they can post memes. But when it comes to understanding distribution, and rules they seem to like breaking them a lot and cry foul.
Anonymous No.714653974
>>714653919
Playing the victim is what they're best at.
Anonymous No.714654012
>>714653880
They would do great in the South Korean and Chinese market lol. Everything is disposable there. I wonder why they only target Japanese companies and Western ones because they care about the long term.
Anonymous No.714654110 >>714657818
>>714645679
It actually gets even fucking funnier.
Turns out the umamusume game has it's playerbase split across 2 releases, as they are region locked one to japan and one to the rest of the world.
>JP version: 6,292 players right now. 8,678 all-time peak 27 June 2025.
https://steamdb.info/app/3564400/charts/
>Globab version: 27,838 players right now. 34,017 all-time peak 5 July 2025.
https://steamdb.info/app/3224770/charts/
Anonymous No.714654142 >>714657045
>>714653729
All the Switch 2 misinfo and smearing is also just backfiring and serving as more advertisement for the thing. Not shutting up about it makes it so it's always on people's mind thus increasing sales.
Anonymous No.714654465
>>714645149
>using metrics like comiket doujins as "proof"
BAfags are modern KanColle fags?
good to know
Anonymous No.714655461 >>714658905
>>714628374
I'd not be surprised if they went for the hybrid approach with the PS6, even if it's two skus.
Because honestly what would be the point of a more powerful PS5? It's ridiculous how long games take to make these days, going hybrid would allow them to cut back on that.
Anonymous No.714655631
>even with the review campaign, gooks can barely compete with a jp game in terms of review numbers
Anonymous No.714655843
>>714626007
Nintendo are the last great video game company. We must cherish and protect them.
Anonymous No.714657045 >>714657202
>>714654142
I still don't know why these schizos think being deranged assholes will somehow stop others from buying a switch 2
Anonymous No.714657103
>>714653249
3rd parties basically demanded them. Nintendo basically said as much while tactfully avoiding throwing them under the bus entirely.
Anonymous No.714657202 >>714657491 >>714657836 >>714659064 >>714660150 >>714662285
>>714657045
What are these people mad about?
Anonymous No.714657491 >>714659614
>>714657202
Nintendo existing. Honestly you get the same shit out of Xbox.
Look at how many articles were posted about Xbox hardware being dead or Forza being dead and then the actual news was
>this dude that hasn't worked there in years said some shit
rather than some actual official motion. It's like how much Nintendo stuff is just random AI summations of things Kit & Krysta said this week, which will be of less and less value the longer they haven't worked for Nintendo.
Anonymous No.714657594
>>714632570
Its almost like you can't make a successful franchise out of people hate buying a game to "own" Nintendo.
Anonymous No.714657753
>>714632570
It's not just the port it's all the stuff they're doing to try to make it Pokemon/Sanrio but not controlled by Pokemon/Sanrio
Anonymous No.714657818
>>714654110
is this bad?
Anonymous No.714657836
>>714657202
People with late stage NDS become unhinged and violent at the sight of anyone playing a nintendo system
Anonymous No.714658905
>>714655461
And lose them the audience they indoctrinated into only wanting the absolute best graphics while shitting on anything less
Anonymous No.714659064 >>714659473
>>714657202
Third worlders and broke lefties are mad because they can't afford it. They were hoping the console will flop so nintendo can lower the price but everyone is buying it so they're taking their unhinged anger towards S2 owners
Anonymous No.714659473 >>714659586
>>714659064
The Xbox One launched for 499 and no one complained about it (they complained about everything else regarding the system)
The PS5 launched for 499 and, once again, no one gave a shit. A digital version launched for 100 less and no one went on a campaign about how you don't own the games you buy due to being digital
Same exact story with the Xbox Series, except the digital only cost less than the physical one. Again, no one got their panties in a bunch.
Yet the moment Nintendo releases a console that's still cheaper than the competition and is compatible with physical media out the box, everyone acts like the anti-christ pressed the nuclear button
Anonymous No.714659586
>>714659473
Its more than that
Sony released a digital only "pro" version of the PS5 that was $800 before they raised the price multiple times, that had a disk drive you had to buy that cost $80 and if you didn't connect to the internet it was bricked out of the box
And NONE of the journos or youtube grifters did went on a crusade like they have against the switch 2 and nintendo
Anonymous No.714659614
>>714657491

GeHa hit the nail on the head
Anonymous No.714660150
>>714657202
I still don't understand how they got this psychotic.
The "issues" they believe Switch 2 has don't affect them in any way. Why not just go back to playing Fortnite on their PS5s?
Anonymous No.714660229
>>714646098
From what I remember Nintendo tried to acquire Namco before the merger with Bandai but in the end Bandai won out so a way to get Nintendo to give up the shares they had in order to begin the acquisition they gave them Monolith who was already on the outs with Namco but Nintendo had an interest in them for some fucking reason so they took the deal
Anonymous No.714660731
>>714649669
In many ways it was for the best since they basically get a blank check from Nintendo and now they are Nintendo’s biggest non EPD studio I think. Definitely bigger than HAL, IS or Next Level
Anonymous No.714661721 >>714662373 >>714664168
So this tread is hating on all mobile games too?
Anonymous No.714661794
>>714625467 (OP)
>2. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza – 102,289 / NEW
>3. [PS5] Death Stranding 2 – 71,964 / NEW
Nice game, snoytard trannies
Anonymous No.714662285
>>714657202
Being brown and living in a third world country.
Anonymous No.714662318
>>714645047
>>714645296
>"Honestly no, it feels like an abortion between dragon's dogma 2 and the MH wilds mechanics. honestly it's basically assassins creed shadows: crapcom edition."
Holy schizo.
Anonymous No.714662373
>>714661721
uma bros won
/bag/gots lost
Anonymous No.714662450
>>714637262
>Don't you have jobs or lives?
Why would ANYONE want either of those things? Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.714664168
>>714661721
>So this tread is hating on all mobile games too?
Yes? What kind of fucking newfag are you? Hating mobile games has been the default since fucking forever. Not just in this thread. Not just across /v/. But sitewide. It was the norm across the entire Internet.
Are you gacha addicted to the point where you haven't been able to recognize that?
Anonymous No.714665103 >>714665349
When's the next direct
Anonymous No.714665349
>>714665103
Next Thursday in game magazines
Anonymous No.714667078
Bumo