Why are people surprised by Uma Musume's huge success when it was already a popular franchise?

>>714625591 (OP)
But it wasn't mentioned by Northernlion before, which is a game changer apparently

wait, if the Uma Musume horse only has horse girls, did knights ride on horse(girl)back?
>>714626562
also Asmongold and a bunch of other youtubers and streamers this past month

You'll never ride a horsgirl.

Free uma rolls again when?

>>714627098
>if the Uma Musume horse
if the Uma Musume WORLD*

does the energy bar even matter when its race time? be honest

should I rest when its 1 turn left or not

>>714627098
I'm more curious what did the Greeks build

>>714627098
It's best not to think too hard about it because the Umamusume universe is one where Ireland is its own independent monarchy where the royal family is a bloodline of umas and their husbands.

>>714627310
No, it does not affect it.

>>714625591 (OP)
I was surprised Daiwa is Tachyons daughter

>>714627387
thanks Chad

>>714627360
so you're saying i have a chance?

A reminder that the devs said that horsegirls are basically equivalent to elves, so they live for a really fucking long time.
Which makes it weird how only the first three years seem to matter for their career.

>>714627672
bro was not listening when tazuna explained that your trainer contract comes up for renegotation after 3 years…

>roll el condor pasa
>HOLA MIS AMIGOS I LOVE TACOS AND LUCHADORES JAJAJA
>check irl horse wikipedia page
>(s)he's not even mexican
>he's from kentucky and just named after a peruvian musical the owner liked

>>714627608
If the ramen fairy takes a liking to you, you won't even have a CHOICE.
You'll pass out at your desk one day and the next thing you've waken up after being extradited to Ireland and your passport and ID are missing.

>>714625591 (OP)
tell me about smart falcon. why is she so smart?

>>714627672
It the same in IRL horse racing. 2 is when they're a teen/in their prime and after 3 is when they fall off. They're perfectly fine as horse until 20 years old but that's not good enough in an ultra-competitive sport where money and gambling is involved.

>decent enough japanese to mantain a conversation
>can't fucking understand anything Bakushin says
keigo is a bitch huh?

>>714627857
the best umaidol is always the smartest!!!

>>714627778
>expecting Japan to know there's a difference for anything south of the US
Most burgers aren't able to grasp that fact, much less people in a small island nation 5000 miles away.

>>714627978
Una sirvaysah poor fayver.

>big titty horse-slut decides to activate all her skills and sweeps the floor with everyone else
wtf I love Daiwa now?!

>>714627778
luchadors are based so it's fine

>>714627956
Bakushin is easy to understand, now Tamamo Cross, that one's a problem.

Alright I thought we were in a non-horse fucking environment, why did bourbon celebrate our win by introducing me to her parents

>win ura
>only get 7k event points
is there a way to speed this up?

>>714628367
>he didn't know
Oh nyo...

>>714627857
I remember hearing something about "smart" being a loan word more commonly used for "slim" or "stylish" in Japan.
Not sure if it's the case here tho

>>714628452
Use event cards.

>>714628452
Use more event bonus cards, get a higher score.
The first event is a bit rough, and they didn't implement any of the many forms of QoL that JP has had forever for it.

I don't like that Rice Shower calls me big brother. I keep this relationship professional.
Unless it's Urara. She can call me whatever she wants.

>>714628367
Trainer. Your fate is to be raped at some point.

>>714625591 (OP)
Can someone please post their Mihono Bourbon strats... Tired of not even being able to make it halfway to the URA finals in career

normie power will make umamusume global avoid EOS

>>714628345
>thick kansai-ben by Naomi Oosora
jokes on you, that's my fetish

>>714628674
speed+endurance
pick all skills that keep her up front at all times
ez

>>714625591 (OP)
Because up until a few months ago basically nobody outside a few small pockets in the west knew what it was despite it being a huge multimedia franchise in Japan

>>714628674
Bourbon has a long heavy campaign.
This is what my first Bourbon win looked like.

>>714628367
>he didn't read the fine print on the contract
well you see trainer-san, the terms said you're not supposed to fuck the horses, but it didn't say anything about the horses fucking you

>>714626562
Who?

>>714627357
Something the Yakuza would've skinned them alive for if they were around back then.

>>714625591 (OP)
1:1-scale remie

>>714627360
IRA would be proud

This is pretty funny, to be honest.

There are umas who are cops. I wonder how many of them killed someone with a good kick...

>>714627556
This reminded me of that video where a horse eats a chick whole.

since you nigs hate Guts, do you all just ignore guts events or what?

>>714627556
Why is Goldship so goofy?

>>714629376
what do the normies say about uma?

>>714625591 (OP)
>it's popular
The only thing I've ever heard or seen if it is some horsecock futa porn

Westerns don't care about horse racing or even consider it a real sport

>>714628674
Here's what I had for my win. There's a lot of long tracks(which becomes super funny when URA puts you in medium only tracks) but Speed + stamina is usually enough

>>714629751
"It is with great sorrow that I must announce....it's peak"

>>714629440
Finally, someone says it.

Why is Furious Feat a different colour than the other skills I can pick from? Its whole box is orange, rather than just the icon.

>>714627360
Looks like the glue factory missed a spot

what does end closer, pace chaser, medium? It shows up on skills

bloodthirsty Rudolf hits different

>>714630130
drinking belno's holy water

>>714629440
Holy shit I was thinking the same thing

do you guys read the dialogue or just skip it? I think its cute but some of it can be repetitive and it makes the runs so long.

>>714630021
Its a golden skill, one of the rarest skills in the game. Just because its rare doesnt mean it would work for you horse or your build, so pay attention.

>>714630021
Skills come in two grades.
White, and Gold.
Gold is more potent, but costs more points.

>>714629750
She has to pay back 12 billion yen. She will continue to perform humiliation ritual after humiliation ritual until the debt is paid

>>714630121
It means those skills will only activate when running as that strategy.

>>714628129
The trick is to keep her into the top 3
t. Daiwa enjoyer

>>714630454
I read the whole dialogue the first time then turn on autoskip + don't skip unread events

>>714630454
I read it. I skip when its the something I've already read.

>>714630454
it's all anime shite. anime is one of the lowest forms of art outside a few examples

>>714630498
>>714630503
interesting. i probably shouldve bought it then lol

how can I tell the race has uphills?

SAY
HER
NAME

>>714630679
https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks

>>714625591 (OP)
It had no presence in the west beyond le yakuza breaking hands for making horse girl porn memes and that shit was 4 years ago. Given that trends have a shelf life of about 2 weeks at the longest anymore it's not hard to see why people thought this gacha wouldn't do much.

>>714630679
https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks
You study the race track and become an expert of real world JRA race track topography.

>>714630861
MULTIFUTANARI

>>714630679
Just buy the skill bro, it activated every time in my Urara playthrough.

>>714630861
MACHIKANE FUKUKITARU

>>714625591 (OP)
>>714626562
>>714627098
Oh I get it this is flavor of the month for baka gaijins so that's why you care about some dumbass horse show
Okay cool I can go back to ignoring this with impunity, you fags are retarded for liking gachatrash

>on Oguri
>keep scrubbing out at needing to win 2 G1s in the event
>get all the way to the event URA finals
>place 2nd
>didn't do anything different than every previous failure
I really don't understand this game sometimes.

what the FUCK is this horse talking about?

>>714631062
>he doesn't know

>>714628680
>shitty translations will make umamusume global avoid EOS

>>714631010
Its just like IRL horse racing.

>topgun fails training low rolls twice in a row
>on summer trip
>and then gets a migraine
I feel like I'm playing darkest dungeon

>>714631125
Japan has a term for "normie" too.
Goldship is weird.

People have this habit of jumping at any weird line like it's the work of localization, maybe it is sometimes, but not every time.

>>714625591 (OP)
It was big in Japan because it's about japanese race horces, with a very japanese "cute girls doing cute things" appearance.

>>714630861
MA-TI-KA-NE-FU-KU-KI-TA-RU
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU!!!

>>714631289
You have no idea how many of those exist yet they don't become hit franchises.

>>714625591 (OP)
Guess seeing your favorite horse race and win is just a universal appeal.

>>714631243
if i had a nickel for every time i got hit with Night Owl out of the blue right before summer camp i'd be a rich man

>>714627556
>feet must be swollen and smelly after so many races
>not a single mention so far in the story

>>714631481
And that's exactly why it's surprising that Uma Musume is popular outside of Japan.

>>714630865
>>714630902
JESUSCHRIST

>>714631481
many of them exist but many of them are low quality. uma being 3D and having actually gameplay puts it above the rest

>>714631461
>ti

>>714627778
Still btfo's Disney latinx beanerisms

>>714631707
Yes, that's the official name as submitted to the JRA.

>>714630543
>Vodka appears to be dropping out of the race due to health reasons
>Daiwa: Good, I'm gonna win so hard everyone will forget she ever existed.
wtf Daiwa

Won't most normies get turned off anyway because it doesn't have eng voice acting?

Is there any reason to roll for Kitasan if I know I will not get lots of duplicates because I'm not whaling?

This game should be singleplayer with in-game gacha like Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

come at me with this hot take, the gameplay is too good to be locked inside a shitty gacha

Matikanefukukitaru

>another censored gacha
What's the most unapologetic softcore porn gacha out there? Tired of these bitches in bike shorts

>>714632075
Why not just play an actual DMM kusoge porn gacha then?

This shit will be forgotten in a month though, WuWa will still be top dog.

>>714632075
have sex, incel

horses that wear tights in their trackwear? i'm looking to figure out who i should spend my selector ticket on

>>714632020
Well you can answer that question for us, normalfag.

I can't beat any campaign except bakushin. are my support cards just too shit? I don't wanna waste my rolls until that OP card comes out

>>714632187
my wife does NOT dress like that. she is modest and inspiring to her fans, like the famous blue rose!

Another day, another all time player celebration. Horsebros literally cannot stop winning.

>>714632209

>>714632209
Suzuka

>>714625591 (OP)
>>714627556
>Heard horse girls are getting popular again
>They are just generic Anime girls with fucking cat ears

>>714632368
you can usually get pretty damn far if you have super creek and/or the flower one on your friend support, but if you want to built up a career your best bet is to do a bunch of shitty careers with your horses and then use those legacies to make your next careers better

>>714632447
>nooooo it's not bestiality!!!
nobody cares

>>714632442
>another front runner
i already have bourbon, though. are late chasers and end closers any good?

>>714632429
Enjoy it until the normies stop playing and it becomes a niche game again played by hardly anyone.
Meanwhile WuWa literally does better on steam during dead patches.

when DA FUQ are you suppose to have spare time to go race mid-training. Like what the fuck?

>>714632037
Oh no, I agree. I already hate being pressured to burn my TP/energy so I don't brick my account. I normally don't mind but these career runs take a while to do, even if you skip. Plus the gacha having both the Umas and the cards to pull while drip feeding karats is just devious WHILE being on an accelerated schedule.

>realize this is already one of my most played steam games
>make it private out of shame

>>714632447
retarded furry, never post on this website again

Why did they make scarlet so fuckable?

>>714632546
When you deck isn't filled with 0LB Cards it frees up a lot more time to race.

>>714632676
she's the designated big titty goonerbait character, her orle is to draw in players

>Card gives +3% to stat gains from races
>Winning a race gives you +3 stats
Literally what the fuck is the point of a card bonus that has no effect?

>>714632513
They're good but it's harder to build them since skills to break out of the pack are much more important, goldship is probably the best end closer and for late chasers its a pick between rudolf or special week so just roll with your dick

>>714632519
>WuWa
lol, lmao.

>>714631942
When aming for number one, anything counts

When?

>

>extra mild for white people

>>714633292
i don't recognize this horse.

Bros I need Nakayama Festa so bad its surreal...

>>714625591 (OP)
Isnt it weird that out all the girl collection games like KC,BA,IM, etc this is one with most perverted potential(harem, incest, rape, breeding, debt, slavery) based on the real life of horses and yet suddenly artists grew a conscience?

When is Cheval Grand going to be rolled out? If you say 2+ years I swear to God I'm going to be cranky.

>>714633364
why am i not allowed to roll for the spooky horse with a ghost friend, bros? she's cute in events

I LITERALLY can't win with Matikanefukukitaru

>>714633356
The Yakuza has no jurisdiction outside of Japan. Draw all the horse pussy you want, Amerifrens

>>714627141
Was the horse put down?

>do all the career goals
>thought I won
>the game kept going
did I win or not?

>>714633435
>told by the Yakuza and the devs to not do it
Why is it weird?

>>714633494
The inherent problem is the gaijin fanart looks like dogass for bottom of the barrel retards.

>>714633435
If you draw lewd art, you get visited by the Yakuza.

>>714633480
Her banner should be out around November

Give me the build on how to Nice Nature
Also, I feel as if I keep gimping myself by focusing on friendship bonding when my deck only ever has 2 SSRs, including borrowed
Friendship trainings on R's just doesnt seem impactful

>>714633459
She came out after the season 3 anime wrapped up, just shy of 3 years after the game released.

On the bright side though if global lasts that long we can expect to knock like 6+ months off the wait due to the acceleration. Lucky you!

>get silence suzuka from the guaranteed ssr ticket
>win 2 ura finals back to back
S P E E D

>>714627098
Same thing as cars, dont think about it, you don't go about thinking car concentration camps

>>714633805
>he only has S P E E D
Get back to me when you have
B A K U S H I N
A
K
U
U
S
H
I
N

wtf we have guaranteed SSR+ vouchers?!

>>714627098
i would assume the knights just were the horse girls because they are also inhumanly strong

>just got a 3 star Speed power on a maxed out Speed SS+ BAKUSHIIIIIN
LET'S GO BABY

>>714634163
That's a level of speed no mortal uma should ever have power over.

>Daiwa activates Red Ace at the last second and secures the race
God I love this titty monster

Would you Hishi Amazon?

>>714633512
It's the URA Finals.

Will I brick my game if I blew all my statues to uncap Gold Ship to 3*?

>>714632075
bike shorts are hot fuck you faggot

>>714633225
why the catch phrase?
>your life burns faster, obey your master

>>714634510
That's her name.

>>714634419
Giving Gold Ship her official outfit will make your game better.

>>714625591 (OP)
we were expecting only success from its fans from the anime or the ones that knew the japanese version of the game, the fact that a lot of famous streamers picked and liked it was an amazing surprise

>>714633364
The sick duo, as in they have a lot of health problems not that they are twisted individuals

>>714634419
Not really, they're meant to be used at your discretion. Any "meta" character coming down the pipes will launch at 3* anyway

>>714629750
Goldship the real horse is as goofy, most often is like watching a cat in horse skin

>>714634618
all the posts of tachyon have been very clear in that she is a twisted individual, though. were they lying?

>>714634221
wait until you get oguri cap
triumphant pulse is fucking retarded

Horse names are so fucking stupid I can't stop laughing.

>>714627778
Japan is weird about spanish speaking nations overall, they tend to confuse Mexico with Native America, as an example-

Did I fuck myself if I raised potential level before star unlock?

>>714634789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w

>>714634905
they use different resources so no, not at all.

>>714634964
>Reuploading is Prohibited
That's a funny horse name.

>>714633225
If we get her we'll probably have gotten March, Bell and the Kasamatsu gang first but I hope we get her as well.

Imagine getting lasso'd and hogtied by Taiki Shuttle and she tells you to squeal like a pig for her while she fucks you with a revolver to your head

>>714633518
>>714633575
a shame really, I bet that in universe horse girls take to prostitution to pay for failed careers or the yakuza(ironically) making disappear an uma because they are fixing the match but have their fun before they drop her to the bottom.
Shit just trainers molesting the girls, the series had so much potential with so many in universe stories

>>714634552
Who the fuck names their daugther that? Can you imagine? your brother is called tom or Jhon any normal name but you are called deez nuts or any dumb crap like that

>>714635281
Show me a racehorse named John.

>>714635281
he wasn't listening to the intro of the game… uma musume inherit these names by the will of the three goddesses, which you'd know if you were paying attention…

Delinquent horses when?

>>714635115
she's fast!

>>714635417
Vodka and Narita Brian.

What does whaling in this game look like?

>>714635417
Soon(TM). But we do have Curren who will refer to you as Onii-Chan soon.

>>714635470
vodka is NOT a delinquent! she's a cool girl who does what's best for her, ignoring the expectations of others!

>>714635481
at this point same thing as f2p but the 1 and 2 stars girls have their own outfits

>>714635362
those goddesses are cunts then and why do people go along even if god called my Gloryfarts I would change my name and use it for racing

Does anyone have a guide for this fucking game. I using Haru and she's been No.1 fav in all her races races and got 6th at best and then got a permeant debuff skill and I just straight ended the career right there

>>714634238
Absolutely, one of the cutest horses out there.

>>714635481
Full deck of uncapped and max level SSR support cards which leads to the stats of your girls being heads and shoulders above everyone else's. Probably a full pvp team of, at minimum, A rank Umas in a time where getting B+ is a solid run

>>714635623
>and I just shot the bitch dead
wtf bro

>>714635623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt3MRQ5EPsk&list=WL

>>714630130
Holy kino...I should watch the anime...

>>714635703
She fucking sucked she lost pretty much all her races. She got 7th on her debut run. I don't know how that's even possible

>>714635774
you're racing the horse whose gimmick is that she always loses, bro
what did you expect?

>>714625591 (OP)
https://youtu.be/_bkH-0w4O4Q
UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA!

>>714635774
Do you know the horse she's based off irl?

>>714635771
Watch it all anon. ALL of the Anime series is absolute peak. Start from release order.

>>714635623
She needs a dirt track

You were supposed to get 1st place you dumb bitch...

>>714635932
They've all been dirt tracks and sprints

>flashback to horse as a child
>immediately feel for her
I don't like how easily manipulated I am.

>>714635774
>uses horse known for going on a 0 Wins - 113 Losses streak irl
>surprised when she loses

>>714635957
She's trying her bestest and that's all that matters

>>714635963
End closers and late surgers need more power than speed.

>>714636013
>surprised she can't get 5000 fans after like 7 races and gets a permant debuff skill
yes I am surprised

>>714635957

BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIN

BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>714635981
It's what we call actual good writing as a whole. The surprising part is how much the Gacha expands on the Anime itself and keeps consistency overall with characters and their events.

how many spins until pity

>>714636381
25

>>714636381
26 and above will just start handing what you're missing one by one.

>>714636425
well thats nice of them... for once...

>>714635924
I think early S1 can be seem as a newfag filter by some, but it is worth to get to the S2 kino and all the other series/movie.

Not very optimal, but a win is a win i guess.

>>714635924
Season 1 sucks because Special Week is a boring character

>>714636504
Watching S1 is worth it just for seeing what happens in Suzuka's main story chapter in the future, and for seeing how much better the Spe kinography (and absolute peak of the franchise) is in the game.

>name is NTR

>>714634789
If you had put a unique name down for a 100+ horses you would stop caring too. Especially if you are a redneck

>>714636551
>B+
>Not very optimal
thats a higher ranking than all of my umas

>>714636504
I agree. Season 2 is great, but Season 1 is a good introduction to everything as a whole, the world, the Uma's and the Characters. It helps Setup Season 2 and then onward it's great from there. Without watching those seasons, I would never have been through S3 of Pretty Derby, let alone watched the OVA trilogy, Movie and then ended up loving Cinderella Gray. It really is amazingly well animated and absolutely wonderful writing.

>>714630861
MTTTHHHHRRRRFUUUUUUKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRR

>great run cooking for my 4 star
>amazing stat spread, ideal skills, rolling every race
>need to get 1st place in the next goal race tomorrow, no sweat
>tick over to the day of the race
>RANDOM EVENT
>MOOD DOWN
>-1 to 2 to your final placement all but guaranteed
FUCK YOU

>>714625591 (OP)
>tfw you like the game and want to play it but its monetization goes against your principles so you can't

Where's the horse girl whose mother died in childbirth and whose father hates her for how much she ate growing up eating away at all his savings?

>>714636859
Adapt and Evolve.

>>714636718
Don't forget the amazing sound direction. It's normally something no one notices or pays attention to, it's normally just there but here it stands out with the track running. It really feels like there's 16 umas running at once since the beats of their feet hitting the turf is all out of sync so it doesn't sound like there's only a few running at once.

>>714636714
I was thinking of the pvp angle. That stamina is way overkill.

>>714635758
wait so you want to only slot speed cards? damn i've just been using my ssrs and srs because i assumed they were better even if their boosted stats weren't as good
like i have the green woman who's supposed to make my horse fail training less but i don't think she's ever done anything other than unlock new recreation?

>>714630861
MTUFCKR!!!

>>714636859
>tfw I like the game and would spend money on it but the trannylators couldn't help themselves so now I won't

>>714634238
I think NN should've been bustier

>>714636859
>like the game but am not good at it
>take a shower
>"if i spend over half of my bank account, i could get a fully Uncapped Kitasan Black card"
>realize two minutes later the gravity of what i was just thinking about

>>714636901
Unfortunately I can not support a game where the paid currency is separated from the free currency.

>>714636949
oh god, i'm not even thinking about pvp yet. i'm still trying to figure out what my support cards even do and which are worth using

>>714636978
Currently right now it's Speed first, Stamina second, and Power 3rd. The only times this changes is with End Closers and Late Surgers where they run longer races and therefore need more Stamina, Power to break free. Also something to keep in mind. Focus on Yellow/Blue skills. Maestro/Corner recovery are god tier if you are lacking Stamina and Yellow Skills especially for acceleration on general abilities(not just long, mile etc) are worth looking into.

>>714636859
Swap one vice for another. For the next year I’m never purchasing energy drinks again so I can partially spend. If you’re a human you won’t have that problem, so find something else

>>714636978
One of the advantage of proper stat cards is specialized training. Upping the frequency of double/triple rainbow training in your key stats helps a lot

>>714637318
Agreed. For me I save up money, but budget myself completely to make sure I do not go beyond a certain point. This is why I am aiming for Kitasan Black Support Card, and then Tamamo Cross, but that will be it for the year unless something greater comes along.

>Was training Oguri
>Added a gigachad whale account as a friend with a god tier horse for parenting and Super Creek lv4 card
>Was just statmaxxing left and right
>"Win 2 G1 courses before the time limit"
>Left it for the last second, must train stats, I'm earning like +40 points in speed everytime I do friendship training
>2 turns left, must win 2 races
>Lost 2 races in a row despite being the favorite and having way better stats and everything, everything just went wrong twice in a row, didn't activate skills, got stuck in the middle of the pack, etc
>Couldn't use the clocks since they weren't a direct game over
>Lost the run

AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>training maruzensky
>spamming speed
>dont lose a single race, get fromt runner skills
>japanese derby
>literally hardstuck at ending on 10th and below
>this has happened 3 times already
AAAAAAGHHH HOW DO I FIX THIS?

gray gang best gang. hiyahide soon.

>>714637449
Try to change her into Pace Chaser. End Closer/Late Surgers for some reason are DIFFICULT because they get stuck in the pack during the last URA. With my Gold Ship I decided to desperately put her as Pace Chaser so she is ahead of the pack that boxes her in and it worked.

>>714625591 (OP)
>have a career that went really well
>got shit Sparks
>have a career that ended before URA finals
>got good Sparks
What even is the logic here?!

>>714635481
Like this except I've never spent any money on this game.
Despite all the p2w claims, this game is extremely f2p friendly and it gets more so the later the game goes on for. They always have free 100 rolls when a meta card comes out and I haven't dropped under 30k gems in a year.

>>714637646
Isen't it true that they also do give free rolls, and great packs like SSR Selectors and SSR Tickets depending on how much you spend during the anniversaries?

>>714637318
I don't have any. I would do drugs if they weren't so expensive. Luckily my inner jew prevents me from doing most of the bad shit just because it never overcomes my internal cost benefit analysis. If gatchas sold skins for 1.00 I would buy them up no problem. Luckily they always sell them for 5 to 10 and it triggers my penny pinching.

>>714633494
I look forward to someone getting their own personal 9/11 as an example. The japanese have done it before

MY OJOU UMA QUEEN SMOKED AND POKED THOSE PISSANTS IN THE URA FINAL

>this is the face of uma Musume

>>714637745
They give you SSR selectors for anni even if you don't spend any money.

>has a melty three consecutive fucking times the day before a race
GOLDSHIP YOU FUCKING BITCH

>>714637646
thanks, i was hoping for a JP anon to chime in when i asked that

>>714637873
>eceleb face of the roguelite genre
Yeah that's him

I have a good feeling about this Goldship run, it's the last one I need to complete the Special Mission with 3 Stars Ticket, and everything is going according to plan.

>>714637632
Cursed runs are scientifically proven to give the best genes.
Source: Dude trust me, the horse about 70% of the cast are descended from had an absolutely cursed life.

Is there gameplay?

>>714634852
Yeah, but it's endearing when they do so

>>714637873
I am glad Northernlion came back. I understand for a time he used to promote Indies and very underrated titles on Steam. But it's good to see him give JP Gacha a try. Hopefully more people watch the Anime as well while playing Umamusume Pretty Derby.

>>714637745
They give SSR and uma selects during the annis. There's also SSR selects here and there where you can make your own pool of SSRs you want and then roll for them.

I had SEX with my imoutowife Top Gun

>>714638061
you train the horse girl.

>>714638069
Yeah, I can take their stuff as being just genuinely uninformed, so whenever they do the job right I can basedface to it (Shit like angel Island in Sonic Adventure or Dawntrail's Tural region, JUST the actual locations, not anything arround them)

>>714638196
the yakuza will arrive at your location shortly

>>714638036
keep us posted

I feel like I'm not making any progress. I have some girls ranked C or D now but I still can barely even reach URA Finale, let alone win it all. It's easier with sprinters but the longer race girls feel like I'm always treading water.

My cards suck but I don't wanna burn rolls until that supposed OP card comes out.

>>714626562
I actually got into the game thanks to that bald fuck. He's always playing shit I like, so I figured I would enjoy it too.
And fucking hell, it actually is pretty enjoyable. It really activates all of your autism receptors that all of those indie coffee break games do.

>>714632161
Because they have even worse gameplay then gatcha.

>>714638397
>I feel like I'm not making any progress.
i feel like that too, but i try to remind myself that i technically already beat the game by finishing the URA finals.

>>714638397
I will say just roll two 10's and then hold onto it. Or just grind Team Races/Daily Races and slowly put Monies/Support towards the Cards you wish to level up. Also who do you have currently on your roster?

>>714638196
>60+ hours in
>still no onsen raffle win. I’m going to be legitimately seething the day I get a ticket and lose to RNG horseshit

>>714638196
You didn't have sex, Anon, she raped you. She raped her trainer.

>>714638397
The op card that every tard is wanking over needs several copies to be good

>>714638561
>>714638397
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN SPEED SPEED SPEED. Also do not forget to level up your cards.

>>714638605
>finally get ticket
>in the middle of a rice shower career
blue rose of misfortune...

>>714638456
That and for someone like me it feels like those Monster Raising Sims of the early 00's with Digimon, Monster Rancher and the Chao Garden with Sonic Adventure 2.

>>714638782
i've already cleared the finals with Bakushin like 4 times bro, clearing it again won't make my account stronger..

Do the Japanese have their horses run longer?
I swear American horses you only see run once at a big derby, and then they get started breeding.

>>714638868
it will if you get a 3 star speed spark to inherit from her

>>714638868
Vodka would be your 2nd best bet. I managed to be able to get a C+ run with her.

>>714638196
Pedophile.

How dangerous would a yandere uma be?

>western horses: >:(
>japan ponies: >:DDDDD

>>714638910
Yes, and since their triple crown races are spaced out more, they actually fucking GO FOR IT.

>>714638981
apple crushed for looking at other girls on the race track in the first week.
your best chance is staying in your office and installing blackout curtains while doing nothing but watch videos of your uma and build training regimens based off of that.

>>714639010
Das rite

How much crystals can we expect per month? I know 200 means we need 30K to guarantee at least a copy of the BiS cards but how tight is that going to be?

>>714639010
As it always has been

>>714633371
MATIKANEBLADERUNNER

so when does the cute white-haired glasses horse get added to the pool? me and my trainee saw her from across the support deck and liked her vibe.

>>714639281
Next banner after the robot.

Every day I punch myself for stopping rerolling when I got a Vodka, and I see everyone else with their own super creeks and fine motions. How fucked am I if I'm unlucky and don't get a Kitasan Black?

>>714638981
Very

>>714639329
every single whale in the universe is going to max her, so you can just borrow her every run

>>714638397
I almost won it with GoldShip by making her balanced, trained speed the most ofc but balanced between power, stamina and wits. Literally won everything, everything, BUT just came second on the last race ;_; so close... If she had better parents maybe she would have won it.

>>714638953
i took her to the finals and got 2nd actually, her career was fun!

>>714639329
You can live with welfare, SR cards and a borrowed Kitasan Black.
Just at least get one Kita so you can uncap her later with items.

>>714639426
but I'm currently forced to borrow a creek or a fine motion
I've already been playing since launch and sank 40 bucks into the two one-time starter packs, should I just throw that all away

>>714639523
holy shit, no
that's an awful idea

>remember saving this fanart of some american horse years ago
>no fucking idea who is it
any horse gambling addict recognizes >her?

>>714625591 (OP)
Ulala

>>714639585
>westoid normalfags behind the times
>as per usual

>>714638397
As with every gacha where you can borrow shit, just go to discord, reddit, /umagg/ or whatever and friend some whale and use their horses to breed so you can get ez starting stat bonuses. After that, you can tart breeding with your own cracked up horses.

how the fuck am i supposed to be getting enough skill points to buy anything? i get like, 30 whenever i race, but all the skills cost 150 or more. the endurance restoring corner skill costs over 300!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxcAXamuyR4

>>714639648
Enter races outside of the required career goal ones. It’s good to do them when your training failure rates are high enough for you to not want to train but you also don’t want to use a turn to rest yet since races take up like 20 energy.

>Only Uma whose career I managed to beat was Air Groove
>even then we lost in the quarter finals.
No seriously, how do you beat fucking career mode? This shit seems rigged as fuck.

>>714639583
>american
>her
着のライジングバイオ号

>>714639962
BAKUSHIN you nigga!

>>714637873
Who

Guess what day is today in Japan.

>Cross finish line at the same time.
>My Uma was ahead of the other one on the camera.
>Win goes to my Opp.
I'm going to crashout.

>>714639962
i honestly think you just have to prioritize support cards that give the right skills
i keep getting shit for pace chasers no matter what horse i try to run and this useless fucking witch card keeps giving me "oh if you're wearing #7 you get better stats"

My 1st career is King Halo's
I'm betting all on speed
This better not end in disaster

Do the plushies from the crane minigame have any uses or are they just there to give you more missions?

>>714634964
>on phone so vid opens in youtube app
>umamusume pretty derby add

>>714640139
umm... Canada Day?

>Horse mood goes to awful right before URA finals

>>714634964
none of my horses look like this… am i training them wrong?

>>714640232
nvm I still won lmao. Maru is OP

>>714640178
It's a bloodbath you're walking into...

>>714638981
doesn't gold ship legit kidnap (you) to a far away island in her story

how the fuck do you get rid of night owl? this shit is bricking my run

>>714640449
infirmary until it's cured

>>714640449
infirmary...

>>714640430
no, it's just a random beach, not an island.

>>714640449
Infirmary
>but that makes no sense
Any blue affliction goes away at the infirmary... unless the luck gods decide to spite you.

>>714640416
Explain

>>714627098
Way someone explained it is every time someone did shit with horses it was just actually a horse girl.

Mongols - horse girl
>>714627357
Giant wooden statue of a horse goddess
Cars? No longer being carried princess style by a horse girl but instead having an automobile

Is this ACTUALLY good this seems stupid and I don't get it but fuckers been posting giant horse girls for YEARS on /d/

>>714630861
Glad to see this meme still lives on.

>>714640604
she's gonna kill everyone because she'll be so fast

>>714640430
yes but that's not cause she's yan, she's just goofy

>>714626562
>>714627098
Fuck off to some SKG/eceleb tranny thread, you fucking "tranime"-haters

How did Cygames get so good at making games? Did they spin off from a real video game company?

>>714640198
It's SUNDAY, hope it's MARVELOUS for you too.

>>714640750
>Way someone explained it is every time someone did shit with horses it was just actually a horse girl.
>Mongols - horse girl
>50% of all horsegirls are descended from Attila The Honey

>>714641106
Lol, uma is lightning in a bottle because they have the Yakuza threatening to cut their fingers for every fuck up to keep them in check. Every of their other games have been a disaster.

>>714640920
what?

I can't get Silence Suzuka to B+...

>>714641234
But Relink is fantastic

The next Pokemon Go?

FIVE SUPPORTS IS A LIE FIVE SUPPORTS IS A LIE FIVE SUPPORTS IS A LIE

>>714641106
I know that some of the staff behind Granblue used to work at Square and the producer behind idolmaster worked on the early stages of Umamusume.
iirc some devs from Platinum were also hired by them after they worked on Relink.

>>714641315
just get good

>>714641118
speaking of marvelous sunday, every time somebody posted that tier list her card was in s rank, but it's a wit one? i thought only speed cards were worth using

>>714638397
Get a Bakushin run with a fuckload of speed with like 5-6 speed support cards and then use her and a borrowed Uma with at least a B rank and you'll start getting some good speed on every uma and that'll alone win you most runs.
I usually use at least 3-4 speed support cards and then the rest being what I need from them like power for sprinters and stamina for medium and long and I can consistently hit about 1000 speed every run if I don't get raped with events.
It's infinitely easier once you just get into that B rank territory and you can expect at least half decent stats for every start.

>>714641429
it's speed > wit > stamina, lots of cards on S rank have events that recovers your energy so you have more turns without needing to rest

>>714625591 (OP)
when are they adding non-japanese horses?

>everything going right from debut to classics
>1 (one) singular faulter with the a second place win in the senior year
>trainee event
>mood drops to awful
>mood doesn't improve in the training period
>faulters on a 22% rainbow spurt
>loses it all in the semi finals
WINNING TICKET YOU SENSITIVE BITCH
JUST RUN THE TRACK

>>714641549
*breaks into sobbing over getting extra school work*

>>714641549
Why didn't you take her on a date?

>>714641539
Montjeu

gotta go fast

>>714641679
I did but nothing happened. She was still crying

>>714641819
How could humans even compete in the Olympics...

>>714633805
>silence suzuka
my nigga

Alright saving for Still in Love now

Where are the male horses?

>>714641996
Musume means daughter. Men cannot be daughters

>>714641996

>>714641996
it's me, I'm the stud who impregnates all of them

>>714641930
what if an uma identifies as ningen?

I know nobody cares but as a newfag to this game, moments like these make the game ultra-kino IMHO, winning by a neck and a head. I'm sure the novelty will wear off in the coming days but still.

>>714641996
The real question is, where is the playable brown girls? They have one as a support card and in a lot of the scenes. Why can't I have her?

Heard it's like a roguelike, how true is that? Also since it's a gacha, is the game atleast enjoyable for a free player with no interest in cosmetics and only gameplay

>>714642210
Unironically the races are hype as fuck despite how you only sit back and watch the results of the previous training sessions.

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

GANBETTE HARU-CHAN, YOU CAN WIN THIS RACE!!

Why do the race songs go so hard?

>fastforwarding the generic support dialogue and shithead president dialogue I've already seen a dozen times
>completely miss unique character dialogue

>>714641996
They don't exist. Official sources dance around it to avoid fueling sexualization further, but there are suggestions of Female Uma Musume and Male Human relationships. So the implication is that it's all HMOFU. Think of it like the Gerudo in Zelda.

>>714642307
[X] I simply live with the pain

>>714642440
Before setting up skip go to the options and turn off "Skip first time events" so skip turns off if you haven't seen the event yet.

>>714642252
just try it

>>714641930
In the Uma Musume verse there is no bike lane, there is instead an uma lane, so they're probably sectioned off into an entirely different category when doing sports.

>>714642252
Yes its rogue like in that each campaign will end if you don't complete objectives in time.

It is very possible to complete campaigns playing free. It would just be a lot of grinding to get an uma beyond like b+.

Bashi is probably the easiest character where you just mash train speed and she just wins.

>>714636361
I'm not even sure about good writing, it's literally just "cute sad child" and it hurts the soul.

>>714630454
You're supposed to read events normally the first time you see each choice and skip them afterwards.
When you've seen everything and are on fast forward, runs don't take long

>>714642836
>jaywalk through Uma Lane
>get rammed at max speed by a girl half your size
>bones stolen

>>714642836
they'd get all the viewership
why watch normal guys play football at normal human speeds when you could watch horse girls play it at ~50kph with triple velocity kicking

what happened at the end of season 3? Did all of the old umas on Team Spica go to the glue factory ?

>>714643058
>on fast forward, runs don't take long
this is a lie btw

is cinderella gray good? I keep seeing some edgy clips of it.

Trainer it is time for your prostate exam

>>714643187
If you skip the races and fast forward through events a run shouldn't take over thirty minutes

>>714643307
>edgy
This word has lost all meaning

how do I activate El Burrito's main ability? Is she a front runner in disguise?

what do non-racist Umas even do?
breed until they get a racist daughter?

>>714643081
>Walk around a corner on the way to school
>Horse girl with toast in her mouth rounds the same corner at 50km/h because she's running late
>Look at her panties while you're lying on the ground with your head bleeding from your skull fracture

so is it normal to not even make it to the URAs on your early runs unless you play an ez mode uma like bakushin or urara? I jobbed before the end and lost on both Teio and Daiwa.

>>714643450
You’re weak. If Trainah could tank it, there is no reason you couldn’t

I need more Monster Rancher in my life so this will have to do.

>>714642836
The idea of basically an Amazon caste is kind of interesting to think about
Like we all joke about Umas raping their trainers but what would general gender dynamics look like when like a fifth of women are so much faster and stronger than anyone else
Would they stick up for their slower weaker peers or see them as separate and beneath them

>>714643504
Yes

>>714643450

So assuming the global release continues to do big numbers, what are the odds Cygames would reach out to try and add Secretariat to the game, or do an entire campaign based on the kentucky derby?

Should I use carrots to "play" these story events? Do you get any reward?

>>714643593
fug....
I'm scared to try Teio again, I couldn't even fulfill her triple crown dreams....

>>714643624
Who cares? There’s years of more important JP campaigns that take priority

>>714643562
Horses seem largely retarded and weak to praise and food so it's probably not that big of a deal.

Is there any feeling better than watching your late/end horse practically teleport from the back of the pack to being multiple lengths ahead of everyone else?
"Your trainee is outclassed", my ass

>>714643661
you don't use carats, you get them for viewing them (even if you just skip them)

>>714643379
>Must be past the final corner
>Must have 30% or more stamina remaining
>Must be either 1st or 2nd
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/101401-el-condor-pasa

>>714643695
I guess that makes more sense, thanks

>>714643661
Bro you get the carrots for watching it. That's the reward

>install game on D drive
>all the game files is in C:/ appdata folder
now this is peak japanese software

>>714643307
i enjoyed it
3d running looked pretty jank though
manga's good

>>714643661
Those are your reward for viewing them

>>714643690
Do NOT trust that green devil! She will lead you astray

>>714643624
There's no way a Japanese CEO doesn't recognize this spike as a freak event that doesn't mean they should make long-term plans around it.

Oh god, they're gonna make long-term plans around it and get too committed to pullback after the FOTM spike of players leave permanently.

>>714641106
>tells platinum to fuck off after they fail to deliver for years
>remakes the entire game by themselves
>creates the best monster hunter clone ever made
cygays i kneel

>>714643307
It is pretty good. The girls look more "intense" and some of them are kinda mean but it isn't outright edgy.

>>714643690
I get this every race for Bakushin but then just win anyways.

>>714643705
>or 2nd.

Okay that's what worried me. Worry went away.

>>714643307
There is literally nothing edgy about it. It’s just plays up the competitive nature of the franchise more than the original series

>>714640604
The start of her career has her trying to run in races she doesn't have the aptitude for.

>>714643746
Just symlink bro

>>714643307
The manga is the best Uma related work out there and the anime is a pretty damn good adaptation, aside from a tiny handful of scenes not looking as impactful.

>>714643771
>No content
Nah
Also
>No Anila
Triple nah

Can you not get the data link rewards if you only play on one device

>>714632447
Based, you triggered weebcels too kek

>>714643983
I still don't get how data link works.

>>714632447
I would like if there was a little more visual variety, but you have to keep it tame for general jap appeal.

>>714642895
got it, thanks

>>714643562
>Are Uma considered the same as human women?
>did Uma have more rights that human women, causing a rift between human women over the Uma population being treated better by men?
>what about Uma-Human relationships?
>what about Uma civil rights?
>what about the Uma workforce and their impact of blue collar labor?
>was WW2 fought with Uma soldiers alongside Human tanks?
>did Uma Nazism exist?

none of this shit is of any relevance to the franchise, but i can't stop thinking about it.

>>714643624
pill me on the kentucky derby`

>>714632447
>zoophile furry wants literally donuts posting

>>714644180
>giving westoid normalfags attention

Why is Special week 500+ stats across the board during El Condor's Japan Cup?

>>714643562
Separate and beneath them. Male-Male solidarity is because the other males are a threat. Aside of a threat in terms of wife material a woman offers nothing as a threat to a musume.

>>714641234
They're not actually. The Granblue spinoffs have all been received well and while people are seething about Shadowverse monetization it makes bank for them regardless.

>>714644037
>make data account
>download umamusume on other device
>login with account you made
>????
>unapussy delivered to your front door

>>714642295
>Unironically the races are hype as fuck despite how you only sit back and watch the results of the previous training sessions.
Actually I think that's the secret sauce to WHY they're so exciting to watch.

Do actual HORSES exist in this universe?

>>714644441
>be ancient human
>give strange animal woman food
>acquire lifelong companion
it's that easy.

>>714644383
Never mind she jobbed. Fuck Special Week. Belongs in the dumpster

>>714644659
No. Only umamusume

>>714644659

>>714644659
No.
Horses and their effect on human history were completely replaced by Umas .even the japanese word for horse, which normally has four lines to indicate the legs, only has two in the Uma Musume world.

>>714625591 (OP)
it was past its prime

Goldship will lead the amazon umas in raping trainers just because she thinks it'll be funny

I thought people would eventually get filtered by needing to do a career run everyday for free gems

Stop watching races in landscape. Portrait has more camera cuts and zoom ins on faces.

>>714643690
Yes, winning it by less than a head.

>>714644659
no, the kanji they even use for horse is modified.
instead of 馬 it's this

>>714644740
>>714644795
>>714644797
Fucking hell.
Imagine Genghis Khan's army being 90% Uma Musumes...

>>714644887
ok this is funny af

>>714644898
You do know the horses the mongols rode are the size of ponies right? They would all be lolis.

>>714644887

>>714644898
all the girls probably has khan DNA in them...
dude is a massive gooner

>>714643562
It would be so funny if the history of sexism between men and women was exactly the same but the horses were basically a new gender that ranked higher than men. Zero help to the normal women.

Every war would be as many horse girls as possible with just men being used to pad out the numbers. The trenches in WW1 are way further apart to prevent horse girls just sprinting it in a second.

>>714644886
Just how clench your asshole was during that last part?

>>714644898
>>714645005
That's fucking adorable.
>lots of tiny anime girls with horse ears rush you and rekt your army

>>714645019
Not funny.

>>714645005
They’d still be stronger than you
>ywn be raped by a mongolian horse loli

>>714644887
add a third stroke to that kanji for f(uma)tas

>>714644898
>Ancient warriors riding into battle on chariots pulled by umamusume
>The umas are, of course, also fully armed and armoured warriors
The possibilities are endless

>>714632447
>generic Anime girls with minor animal accessories
Literally the most basic bitch of tastes. This shit needs to die off already.

>>714629376
>viewers
WHAT ARE THEY VIEWING?

ITS A BUNCH OF MENUES

WHO WOULD VIEW THAT? IS IT A DROPS THING????

>>714645083
>Human Commissioned Officers training and leading Uma NCO squads
>American Umas sprinting through the beaches of Normandy during D-day
fuck, why does this sound Kino?

>>714644160
They would be in charge in the same way men were historically in charge, if not worse. The gap is too big.

>>714645392
they're very dumb and servile though

>>714645268
Gonna fucking cry?

>>714644898
>ride, fight and sleep with your horse wife on the battlefield
peak companion, dogs are obsolete, truly the perfect world

>>714645268
>furries are butthurt
I'm not surprised but it is funny

>>714645337
desu, the horse races are very entertaining when you get past the stat grinding and dont care about the girls.

>>714645108
Not THAT much at first, as soon as I saw Behold proc I was rather sure she'd win because I expected Rushing Gale! to proc right after but it never did, the longer it didn't the tighter the clenching was.

She was german!?

>>714644898
Imagine if umas were allowed to join the army. Modern infantry with umas would be cracked af.

UUUUOOOHHHHHH MAYANO CHILD BRIDE https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F69O1Z38QJc

>>714644898
now i want a ghost of tsushima mod that replaces all the mongols with the generic uma mobs

>>714645939
>Umarines

Someone sent me a message in this thing and I can't figure out where the fuck to read it

>>714645939
spartans are probably horse girls in this world

>>714646096

why does everyone shit on the poster girl? Special Week is a great character

>>714646118
Unless it's a Club function, I don't think I've seen chatting in-game at all. You can just write a message for your profile.

>>714646316
she insists upon herself

>>714646349
My phone is notifying me that I have an unread message from someone. It's not in Club. I tried clicking on the notification but it didn't take me to it.

>>714646316
She's annoying but still likable. I can understand why people find her off-putting.

>>714646316
They're stealthy making Teio the main character, she's always higher than Spe in popularity pools too.

>>714645625
I just realized that from some of the replays I've saved my Urara never proc her speed boost in all of her matches. She just wins with pure determination.

>>714646316
too "bubbly but determined" main character coded.

>>714646518
b-but my country bumpkin horse wife...

>>714646316
shes kind of boring, all idol anime MC has the exact same personality
the S1 anime didn't help

>Lubu's Red Hare was just a redheaded Uma

>>714646316
She's too basic almost everyone else is more interesting than her. Fine as like a self insert but when you can play the other what's the point

>>714646518
>They're stealthy making Teio the main character
To be fair she was the MC of Season 2

>>714646316
I don't think I've seen anyone actively shit on her; it's more like apathy
As someone who hasn't watched the anime, she kinda just comes across as a Generic Anime Protagonist at first glance and thus doesn't stand out compared to the rest of the horses. Also she's a 3*, so a lot of players (myself included) simply haven't rolled her and thus have only seen that surface-level impression

>Train Urahara as a joke
>She takes first place in everything except that last mile race on her goal list.
>She makes it to URA finale as my first Uma to do it.
>Chokes and comes in 4th place.
It's over.

>>714646954
she lost as a joke

>>714646954
the secret is to set her to front runner (ignore the aptitude rating) and pump speed
turn her into a mini bakushin and you'll handily win the whole thing with her

I like Suzuka herself, but Spe isn't exactly a strong foil to Suzuka.

When you look at S2 or the movie, they're kino for having a more interesting main duo dynamic. CinGray is also going towards this route (although maybe with multiple rivals since they're showing Oguri's career in closer detail, dunno I haven't read the manga).

>>714647062
Is front runner just OP? There doesn't seem to be a downside.

>>714646316
She's the the most Jane Smith of Jane Smiths of Anime Girls. She has no character growth either, she's extremely predictable.

New steam peak when

>>714647293
it's highly compatible with haru since her campaign is all sprints and miles, which means you don't have to split training on different stats that end/late would need to push through and can just brute force it with speed

>>714647293
It kind of shits the bed in longer races and does have downsides, but it is the easiest type to raise

>>714647293
the downside is that it gobbles your stamina..... i think, idk how this game fucking works.

>>714646316
She is the most boring and bland character you could possibly make.

>>714647293
the downside is that if you ever lose the front you eat shit because most skills focus on keeping the lead and not recovering it

goofy ahh horse phone

>>714643690
I often build my Uma Late because I think it's more hype to watch.

>wanted to train king halo for sprint to fill in my team
>ura career gives her mile and medium races so it's harder to train
should i just drop it? which other sprinters are easy to train, i used my taiki for dirt team

>>714647384
>>714647620
Spe is basic but I don't think she's bad, she has good jokes and isn't annoying or disruptive to the plot, they could've done a worse MC.
On that note, my favorite scenes of her is actually in the S1 OVAs (BNW), imitating the speech of the Spicaman during the Suzuka arc climax was a funny bit.

>>714648018
bakushin is braindead all speed training + cards

>>714647747
I love this shit so much
When it's clear that people thought about it and said "Hey, these horse girls don't have ears where normal humans have ears, if they want to use a phone they'd have to be extra long
The way it shows that they did their homework and thought about the implications of fantasy races existing and what kind of infrastructure they would need to be able to do shit
Like look at this, same ass deal.
This is a slime doggy door
Because Rimuru is a slime
Unless they shapeshift into a human form, he doesn't have thumbs
he can't open doors
so the solution is create a door to his office that he can enter without having to be shaped like a human
god I wish there were more of this shit.

>>714648150
yeah i mean aside from her for the second slot

>>714648151
this and the concept of the Uma Lane just makes me more curious on this whole world, it's very interesting.
deleted it cause i tought the thread would archive right after i posted it

Because the gameplay is just this?

I HAVE ONLY A FEW SECONDS TO SAY THIS BUT THE GREEN LADY IS AN U-

playable gold city when

>>714648526
that's fun tho?

>>714648694
kinda soon actually

>>714648694
considering the accelerated schedule, something lik 3-4 months?

>>714648597
Fuck, she got him! Rip anon

>>714648784
>>714648814
based

>>714648749
Yeah as a minigame you do a few times for the prize and never touch again, within an actual more elaborate game. I can't imagine that as the whole game, not even including it pushing to get you to spend money.

>>714648526
More like pic related