Circles play, Mr. Bond. Your move.

>>714627128 (OP)
Middle row, third column. I like to live dangerously.

Honestly how the fuck do you win tictactoe?

Just naught his crosses and cross his naughts
It aint that hard

>>714627316
play first and hope to god your opponent has a brain fart after 15 rounds

>>714627316
you hope the enemy gamer throws the game by not knowing the proper moves

>>714627128 (OP)
waaaaagh, mr bond.

Casino Royale was absolutely kino and I'm tired of pretending it was mid!

QUACK!

>>714627128 (OP)
I'll stay.

>>714627487
Nigga Casino Royale is the only good one from the 4

>pepsi max... max, not regular

>>714627487
Who the fuck says CR was mid? It's the only good Daniel Craig Bond movie.

I raise my pentacle to capture your squire. Your go.

>>714627487
Did it really need the naked torture scene? it seemed a bit, yknow, homoerotic

>>714627128 (OP)
I raise your circle with this circle that i'm being compelled to draw.

>>714627487
>>714628639
It was fine at the time but I feel every Craig bond is less rewatchable especially knowing how shitty it all ends. When I watch bond films I don't even think about putting on a craig film. It's usually brosnan, moore or dalton that gets a watch. Perfect films to put on while having some grub.

>>714628856
>it seemed a bit, yknow, homoerotic
you don't understand it's kino

oh and CR also has too much of bond being all dove eyed about vesper. they should never have bond become such a simp for a bond girl. dalton toed the line perfect with kara in TLD

>>714629164
that was that bond's first bond girl
he got better after she ate shit

Name a worst Bond song than Madonna's Die Another Day
Protip: you can't

>>714627128 (OP)
I was 10 when I realized tic-tac-toe is a completely worthless unwinnable "game" and started getting taken out of a story when anyone actually plays it. Have writers never actually tried it?

>>714629424
that's just a very 00s song and is pretty dated so its not really fair. never say never again easily worse, especially considering the film had a better version but it wasn't chosen to be a title sequence track because the composer of the shitty version threatened to sue since he had a title credit song clause in his contract

>>714628856
If you're going to torture someone, it better be naked.

TicTacToe is a solved game. If you play perfectly you will always either draw or win.

>>714628856
The reason you torture someone naked is to make them feel vulnerable. Also you can molest them if they're hot. The film director was going for a dark and gritty realistic feel with this.

>>714627487
It's the only one that's decent of everything Daniel Craig did.

>>714627128 (OP)
I've never won or lost a tic tac toe game. I've always played every move to cancel the other player, ending in a draw.

>>714627487
Why did you ever pretend? Are you a fucking faggot?

>>714630431
What do you do on your first turn?

>>714627316

>Charizard was good when you were young but time's have changed, Mr. Bond. Go, Greninja.

>>714627487
Ignoring the fact that CR is one of the most popular bond movies, Skyfall sucked ass. Bardem was the only good part.

>>714630206
>bond isn’t attractive enough to be molested
its so over…

>>714627316
Play corner and then opposite corner from that. Start middle if you go first. If you're not blocked, you win. If you're blocked, it's a draw

>>714630905
molested on screen

>>714627128 (OP)
The Hitman mission was cringe. It was just a series of Casino Royale references.

>>714629164
>bond being all dove eyed about vesper
Who wouldn't? Apart from flaming homosexuals, that is.

>>714631106
>It was just a series of Casino Royale references.
Wait, Casino Royale references? In a Bond game tie-in mission with the target being the villain from Casino Royale? WOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>714627128 (OP)

>>714631106
Sounds kino

>>714627316
I never understood how it is possible for a game to not end in a draw, unless someone is just really not paying attention or something

YOU KNOW MY NAME

>>714627316
just learn every single pattern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNFQvX-MQgI

>>714634927
You don't have to learn shit, this is a game where there's always only 4 possible moves ahead, you can just picture them in your mind and see how it will go so you can either draw every time or win when the opponent fucks up