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Anonymous No.714627128 [Report] >>714627232 >>714627424 >>714627954 >>714629013 >>714629585 >>714630431 >>714631106 >>714631567
Circles play, Mr. Bond. Your move.
Anonymous No.714627232 [Report]
>>714627128 (OP)
Middle row, third column. I like to live dangerously.
Anonymous No.714627316 [Report] >>714627410 >>714627416 >>714630698 >>714631040 >>714632552 >>714634927
Honestly how the fuck do you win tictactoe?
Anonymous No.714627406 [Report]
Just naught his crosses and cross his naughts
It aint that hard
Anonymous No.714627410 [Report]
>>714627316
play first and hope to god your opponent has a brain fart after 15 rounds
Anonymous No.714627416 [Report]
>>714627316
you hope the enemy gamer throws the game by not knowing the proper moves
Anonymous No.714627424 [Report]
>>714627128 (OP)
waaaaagh, mr bond.
Anonymous No.714627487 [Report] >>714628052 >>714628639 >>714628856 >>714629063 >>714630354 >>714630516 >>714630893
Casino Royale was absolutely kino and I'm tired of pretending it was mid!
Anonymous No.714627626 [Report]
QUACK!
Anonymous No.714627954 [Report]
>>714627128 (OP)
I'll stay.
Anonymous No.714628052 [Report]
>>714627487
Nigga Casino Royale is the only good one from the 4
Anonymous No.714628628 [Report]
>pepsi max... max, not regular
Anonymous No.714628639 [Report] >>714629063
>>714627487
Who the fuck says CR was mid? It's the only good Daniel Craig Bond movie.
Anonymous No.714628785 [Report]
I raise my pentacle to capture your squire. Your go.
Anonymous No.714628856 [Report] >>714629085 >>714629831 >>714630206
>>714627487
Did it really need the naked torture scene? it seemed a bit, yknow, homoerotic
Anonymous No.714629013 [Report]
>>714627128 (OP)
I raise your circle with this circle that i'm being compelled to draw.
Anonymous No.714629063 [Report]
>>714627487
>>714628639
It was fine at the time but I feel every Craig bond is less rewatchable especially knowing how shitty it all ends. When I watch bond films I don't even think about putting on a craig film. It's usually brosnan, moore or dalton that gets a watch. Perfect films to put on while having some grub.
Anonymous No.714629085 [Report]
>>714628856
>it seemed a bit, yknow, homoerotic
you don't understand it's kino
Anonymous No.714629164 [Report] >>714629263 >>714631158
oh and CR also has too much of bond being all dove eyed about vesper. they should never have bond become such a simp for a bond girl. dalton toed the line perfect with kara in TLD
Anonymous No.714629263 [Report]
>>714629164
that was that bond's first bond girl
he got better after she ate shit
Anonymous No.714629424 [Report] >>714629692
Name a worst Bond song than Madonna's Die Another Day
Protip: you can't
Anonymous No.714629585 [Report]
>>714627128 (OP)
I was 10 when I realized tic-tac-toe is a completely worthless unwinnable "game" and started getting taken out of a story when anyone actually plays it. Have writers never actually tried it?
Anonymous No.714629692 [Report]
>>714629424
that's just a very 00s song and is pretty dated so its not really fair. never say never again easily worse, especially considering the film had a better version but it wasn't chosen to be a title sequence track because the composer of the shitty version threatened to sue since he had a title credit song clause in his contract
Anonymous No.714629831 [Report]
>>714628856
If you're going to torture someone, it better be naked.
Anonymous No.714629882 [Report]
TicTacToe is a solved game. If you play perfectly you will always either draw or win.
Anonymous No.714630206 [Report] >>714630905
>>714628856
The reason you torture someone naked is to make them feel vulnerable. Also you can molest them if they're hot. The film director was going for a dark and gritty realistic feel with this.
Anonymous No.714630354 [Report]
>>714627487
It's the only one that's decent of everything Daniel Craig did.
Anonymous No.714630431 [Report] >>714630604
>>714627128 (OP)
I've never won or lost a tic tac toe game. I've always played every move to cancel the other player, ending in a draw.
Anonymous No.714630516 [Report]
>>714627487
Why did you ever pretend? Are you a fucking faggot?
Anonymous No.714630604 [Report]
>>714630431
What do you do on your first turn?
Anonymous No.714630698 [Report]
>>714627316
Anonymous No.714630843 [Report]
>Charizard was good when you were young but time's have changed, Mr. Bond. Go, Greninja.
Anonymous No.714630893 [Report]
>>714627487
Ignoring the fact that CR is one of the most popular bond movies, Skyfall sucked ass. Bardem was the only good part.
Anonymous No.714630905 [Report] >>714631060
>>714630206
>bond isn’t attractive enough to be molested
its so over…
Anonymous No.714631040 [Report]
>>714627316
Play corner and then opposite corner from that. Start middle if you go first. If you're not blocked, you win. If you're blocked, it's a draw
Anonymous No.714631060 [Report]
>>714630905
molested on screen
Anonymous No.714631106 [Report] >>714631274 >>714632138
>>714627128 (OP)
The Hitman mission was cringe. It was just a series of Casino Royale references.
Anonymous No.714631158 [Report]
>>714629164
>bond being all dove eyed about vesper
Who wouldn't? Apart from flaming homosexuals, that is.
Anonymous No.714631274 [Report]
>>714631106
>It was just a series of Casino Royale references.
Wait, Casino Royale references? In a Bond game tie-in mission with the target being the villain from Casino Royale? WOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Anonymous No.714631567 [Report]
>>714627128 (OP)
Anonymous No.714632138 [Report]
>>714631106
Sounds kino
Anonymous No.714632552 [Report]
>>714627316
I never understood how it is possible for a game to not end in a draw, unless someone is just really not paying attention or something
Anonymous No.714632819 [Report]
YOU KNOW MY NAME
Anonymous No.714634927 [Report] >>714635161
>>714627316
just learn every single pattern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNFQvX-MQgI
Anonymous No.714635161 [Report]
>>714634927
You don't have to learn shit, this is a game where there's always only 4 possible moves ahead, you can just picture them in your mind and see how it will go so you can either draw every time or win when the opponent fucks up