Thread 714636145 - /v/ [Archived: 476 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:44:46 AM No.714636145
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Oh yeah, that happened...
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:46:17 AM No.714636242
>>714636145 (OP)
hey, that's the nigga from G4!
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:46:38 AM No.714636259
>>714636145 (OP)
Why was he all deformed anyway?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:48:06 AM No.714636339
>>714636259
they wanted him to look as effeminite as possible so they did this to him, this is your mind on progressivism

somehow people living a subsistence tribal living look like this.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:48:09 AM No.714636342
>>714636145 (OP)
These devs made Killzone somehow.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:49:40 AM No.714636424
>this will help us beat elden ring
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:02:51 AM No.714637308
Only people I could see enjoying hzd are niggas infected with brainworms
Literally the lamest looking game possible
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:06:25 AM No.714637561
i'm convinced nobody criticizing these characters actually played the game
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:07:25 AM No.714637629
>>714636145 (OP)
I look like this
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:31:14 AM No.714639234
And we'll will always remember
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:33:06 AM No.714639340
>>714636145 (OP)
Who was the target audience for this?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:34:50 AM No.714639478
>>714637561
I fail to comprehend how can anything in-game salvage that shit design
enlighten us
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:34:51 AM No.714639480
>>714639340
The modern audience.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:35:30 AM No.714639515
>>714639340
nobody. hermen hulst put copies of these games in the boxes of ps4s and has been pretending its a franchise ever since.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:35:36 AM No.714639520
>>714636145 (OP)
the hell is going on with his arms?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:35:59 AM No.714639552
>wear clothes
>cover enough of the chest just before the nipples are exposed
>suboptimal way for the top part to grab on
>meanwhile women's have it covering up to their chest
Is there a lore reason for this? Do the men's nipples affect how they connect to nature? Or is it a way to signify their superiority? What do men's nipples say about themselves? I need answers for these nipple riddles.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:36:00 AM No.714639557
None of you played the game because you are supposed to hate him.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:38:02 AM No.714639684
why the fuck do the arms look like that
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:40:15 AM No.714639804
Everytime I see this image, it just gets worse and worse. I fucking hate those atrophied noodle arms and his nipple poking out of the dress. Who ever 3D modeled this faggot needs to jump off a bridge
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:40:55 AM No.714639849
>>714636259
All western face actors are deformed, they choose them that way on purpose.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:40:57 AM No.714639852
>>714636339
>look as effeminite as possible
>leaves the face looking like a masculine middle-aged office worker
>also perpetuate the stereotype that feminine = anorexic I guess
Hyper-progressivism is so tone deaf that it almost feels like it's on purpose. You don't convince people to believe progressive ideals by making freaks of nature like this.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:40:58 AM No.714639858
>>714636145 (OP)
A body entirely comprised of a diet of that gay crop, go lift weights
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:41:17 AM No.714639876
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>>714637561
I didn't play the game, I don't even know what game he's from, but I still clicked on this thread to call him ugly
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:41:56 AM No.714639910
>>714637561
Why the fuck would I want to play that shit instead of laugh at the retards and jeets who do?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:42:09 AM No.714639926
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>>714639557
I hate the way Aloy looks too. There's not a single likeable character in this game, be honest. Only reason to play is the mecha dinos and the pretty world.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:43:10 AM No.714639996
>>714637561
Why would anyone play this piece of shit game unless they were paid to do so?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:43:32 AM No.714640018
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>>714636145 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:43:49 AM No.714640038
>>714636145 (OP)
Is this God of war ? Fuck sony really do kill their franchises
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:44:16 AM No.714640060
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>>714636145 (OP)
shex look like me
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:44:30 AM No.714640080
>>714640018
Did you even look at the OP image? The "man" is wearing a tube dress.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:44:30 AM No.714640081
>>714636145 (OP)
I look like that when I crossdress
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:45:05 AM No.714640129
>>714640018
That's not what the OP image looks like at all though, nor are this greek guy's nipples pointing out. Cloth =/= leaves and tribal gowns.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:45:15 AM No.714640146
>>714640038
>Is this God of war
yeah it's a moviegame about emotions and being a better man and faggery and stuff
same shit as every other snow garbage really
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:45:31 AM No.714640168
>>714637561
I did play the first horizon, thought it sucked
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:45:41 AM No.714640172
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>>714637561
>I perceive that most people who thought this game looked like shit didn't waste money on it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:46:06 AM No.714640202
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>>714640038
That's Horizon.
THIS is God of War.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:46:23 AM No.714640218
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>>714639478
they are sci-fi hippies who live on extremely fertile land that's tended to by robot dinosaurs that have been tilling that shit for generations

they have fuckall to do besides elf shit like singing and basket weaving
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:47:08 AM No.714640254
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>>714640202
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:48:13 AM No.714640324
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>>714640218
It's funny, a lot of the concept art looks pretty good for Horizon. It's a shame that didn't carry over into the real game though. Couldn't have the main character looking TOO cute, that would reinforce unrealistic beauty standards after all.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:51:08 AM No.714640501
>>714640254
this is how a video game frames a cool shot of a turtle house emerging from the ground without interrupting player control or having the player look somewhere else and miss it
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:51:09 AM No.714640504
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>>714636342

>When youโ€™re asking your fans to give up their hero spot and switch from first- to third-person, youโ€™d better be absolutely sure youโ€™re giving them a hero they will have no problem handing off the reins to. In another creative pivot, Horizon Zero Dawnโ€™s action hinges not on a hulking soldier, but on the crafty and nimble Aloy. To work, she had to offer more than just Lara Croft-esque titillation and fantasy fodder.

>โ€œWe kind of joked that she showed up in the concept art and then stepped out of the art and said to us, โ€˜Hey, Iโ€™m going to be your lead character,โ€™โ€ says Gonzalez. โ€œOur approach to writing a great, or hopefully great, female protagonist was to just put all of our effort into writing someone who felt human and multifaceted.โ€

>Hulst concurs with Gonzalezโ€™s assessment of Aloyโ€™s inevitability. โ€œWe didnโ€™t โ€˜optโ€™ for a female character. The game concept asked for her. We never considered Horizon Zero Dawn without her.โ€ To that end, the designers made sure to do her justice at every turn. โ€œWe didnโ€™t want to overly sexualize herโ€”to me that would be really distracting to the bigger premise of the game. You need to use every bit of creativity and feedback from your teams, and we have very diverse teamsโ€“men, women, people from 30 different nationalities. John has female writers on his team. We took feedback from everywhere.โ€
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:51:22 AM No.714640515
>>714640202
He is moving a gazillion times the speed of light according to db. Btw
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:53:40 AM No.714640684
>>714640324
>>714640504
notice how anyone talking shit on aloy's appearance doesn't actually use gameplay screenshots

it's usually this one specific angle from a trailer too
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:54:44 AM No.714640758
>>714636145 (OP)

What was the big deal? IIRC that guy was pretty much a villain.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:55:32 AM No.714640809
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>>714640684
Notice how you didn't even bother trying to find me an angle of Aloy where she looks good. I've seen others try, but she's an ugly cow of a character. There's an entier webm here to look at >>714639926. Pick any frame. She's not attractive, why pretend?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:56:06 AM No.714640848
>>714640758
i'm shocked a light skinned male was the villain
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:56:28 AM No.714640879
>>714637561
>you cant criticize a character design if you haven't played the game
nigger i dont need to play it to see that it looks like shit
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:56:33 AM No.714640884
>>714640758
There is no big deal because nobody actually cares about Horizon. It's just an atrocious character design, even for a villain. A genuine assault on the eyelids. Nobody wants to see that man.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:56:35 AM No.714640889
>>714640809
you gayer than the two girls kissing
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:59:08 AM No.714641060
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>>714640889
You have incredibly low standards if you think Aloy is an attractive female video game character. It would be a lot better if her hairstyle weren't so horrible, but they decided to keep rolling with that. It's just a really bad design and any ugly character. The actress they modeled her off of is much prettier. They intentionally made her ugly because see here: "We didnโ€™t want to overly sexualize her" >>714640504
AKA, they made her ugly to make the fat women at the office feel better about themselves and get some brownie points with the diversity crowd. Hult lays it out plain and simple.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:00:06 AM No.714641124
>>714641060
lmao there's the other image

it's literally these two every time
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:02:06 AM No.714641281
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>>714641124
Well now it's your turn to show me a good picture of Aloy to change my mind. Show me how attractive she can be! Here's Hannah Hoekstra, who she was modeled after. She's much prettier than Aloy.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:03:29 AM No.714641357
>>714640218
That's cool bro. It's still ugly as fuck and repulsive to look at. So I will simply not play your faggot game and continue making fun of it.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:03:30 AM No.714641359
>>714637561
I played the first game and all the characters who interacted with (You) felt like some female autism's view of how people should interact with you. It just felt really creepy and sort of sterile. I didn't understand it at all.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:03:59 AM No.714641401
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>>714641124
Aloy's official mugshot pulled straight from the wiki.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:04:15 AM No.714641423
>>714641281
wait, those cheeks

that jawline

anon, are you assaulting me right now?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:05:14 AM No.714641470
>>714640884
Fucking this. That faggot alone and the forced lesbian Aloy shit made me never give Horizon a chance. I've played enough Ubi open world slop, I'm 10000% sure I'm not missing out on anything good
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:05:23 AM No.714641480
>>714641423
Like I said, it's funny how much a better hair style can help improve the looks. But notice how the actress is nowhere near as FAT as Aloy is in the jaw, nor does she have liver spots all over her face, see >>714641401

There is no way you think Aloy is better looking than the actress herself.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:05:53 AM No.714641512
>>714641401
bitch has rosacea
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:06:23 AM No.714641536
>>714639852
>a masculine middle-aged office worker
There's no such thing as a masculine office worker.
They're all cubicle-cucks.
Even when the office is open plan, nary a cubicle to be seen, they're still cubicle-cucks.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:06:55 AM No.714641565
>>714641060
>low standards

No standards, anon. None.

Aloy is gross tranny shit
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:09:03 AM No.714641705
>>714640202
I'd just play Death Stranding at this point
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:09:18 AM No.714641725
>>714641281
Why did they fuck up her face
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:09:52 AM No.714641762
Aloy's body looks like some 13 year old's and she has a lot of facial hair in hzd. Her face is not as bad as people make it out to be, but would not.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:10:33 AM No.714641798
>>714641725
see
>>714640504
>To work, she had to offer more than just Lara Croft-esque titillation and fantasy fodder.
> โ€œWe didnโ€™t want to overly sexualize herโ€”to me that would be really distracting to the bigger premise of the game. You need to use every bit of creativity and feedback from your teams, and we have very diverse teamsโ€“men, women, people from 30 different nationalities. John has female writers on his team. We took feedback from everywhere.โ€
They listened to the female writers on the team and made her uglier.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:11:29 AM No.714641858
>>714636145 (OP)
>Picture has been posted so many times
I still don't know if this has been photoshopped or not
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:12:02 AM No.714641882
>>714641762
My problem with her face is that she has a ton of fat in her cheeks, but a toned athletic body. A savage like her living in the wild would have way less baby fat on their face and would have more sunken in features. Nobody living a hunter gatherer lifestyle was that fat in the face, it doesn't make any sense. Neither is the actress they based on her on, so it's really offputting to see that kind of a design in a game like this. She genuinely looks like nicocado and it's not an exagerration.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:12:08 AM No.714641889
>>714641357
if you have no interest in this game then why do you continue to post in threads about it?

>>714641359
aloy lived her entire life as an outcast and the only person she interacted with (who was also an outcast) is dead at the start of the first game

i didn't really pick up on the same vibes as you did, but i can see how it fits in-universe
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:13:03 AM No.714641942
>>714641858
It's straight from the game.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:13:52 AM No.714641978
>>714641882
this nigga really proposing a video game character get the buccal fat removal
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:14:10 AM No.714642005
>>714641889
Why do you get upset when people point out how ugly the character is? This thread exists to get a cheap laugh and reminding people this embarassment of a game exists, becuase honestly everyone forgot. It's funny to look at this ugly, horribly designed character and have a giggle to yourself. Doesn't mean anyone cares about Horizon.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:17:36 AM No.714642193
>>714641401
She kinda looks like my mom.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:17:56 AM No.714642212
>>714641978
She wouldn't have to get the removal if they didn't make her fucking FAT in the first place. Why did they intentionally make her ugly. Oh right we know why. >>714641798

Couldnt have her be another Lara Croft lol. Fucking faggots. Horrible design for a character. Her hairstyle makes it even more ridiculous. Reminder this is supposed to a post apocylptic world that's blending sci-fi elements with mad-max tier world ending dystopia. Not a soul on the planet would be having a hairdo as intricate and as bad looking as that. Do you know how much work it would take to get that shit perfect every morning. Aint no fucking way brah.
>b-but it's just a video game
Then don't go for muh realism and "natural" aesthetics if you're gonna do pants on head retarded shit like this. Horrible hair, horrible face! The fat cheeks create an uncanny valley effect. It's like if you go into a custom character creator and just give it really weird proportions for the lolz. It's good for a quick laugh but obviously it's going to break the immersion in a serious game like this, or one that's meant to be taken seriously.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:19:05 AM No.714642283
>>714642005
the leaf guy comes from a tribe of hippies who literally pay off another tribe in food and fighters

having a bunch of onions boys hanging around wearing leaf gowns is what you would get if you don't have to do shit and anyone with a measurable level of testosterone in their system leaves

which brings me back to my point
>>714637561
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:30:26 AM No.714643001
>>714636145 (OP)
That from Horizon Forbidden West, one of the top ten best selling games on its PC launch?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:30:32 AM No.714643006
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>>714637561
That's correct. I didn't, and don't plan to; even if it was offered for free.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:32:12 AM No.714643102
>>714643001
Indeed it is. I can't wait for the live service Horizon game AND the MMO from NCSoft
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:35:12 AM No.714643280
>>714643006
(You) sound like a closeted politician denouncing gay porn.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:35:44 AM No.714643312
>>714643280
Arachnophobic, huh?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:38:13 AM No.714643468
>>714642283
That doesn't make the design any less horrific. That doesn't make the game any better just because there's a tribe of soimen. Oftentimes villains have something about them that's charming, something that makes them likeable. This guy is just a dysgenic faggot, a genuine eyesore. Why would I want to play a game with something so horrifically designed yet tries to take itself seriously? No way in hell am I playing this piece of shit.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:39:20 AM No.714643540
>>714643280
I tried watching that gay porn once... It was awful! There was only dudes fuckin and sucking each other. Where are all the women??
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:40:24 AM No.714643596
>>714637561
True. This dude wasn't even that bad and there were some cool moments in the dish farms area

For me it's the army museum though, really dig that leader. Names escape me sadly.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:43:36 AM No.714643770
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>>714636145 (OP)
Ok but why the nip slip?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:44:02 AM No.714643801
>>714637561
You are correct, people don't buy and, as a consequence, play woke games.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:47:45 AM No.714644007
>>714643468
>Oftentimes villains have something about them that's charming, something that makes them likeable.

it's interesting of you to now repeat what another anon has said for a game you've never played
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:48:32 AM No.714644046
>>714637561
>You can't know if a game is bad if you haven't played it
>You must eat that piece shit on the floor in order to know if it's really shit
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:50:05 AM No.714644134
>>714644046
>it's morning in india
>anon immediately talks about eating shit

hmm
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:51:43 AM No.714644214
>>714636145 (OP)
Was the gameplay bad?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:53:09 AM No.714644292
>>714636145 (OP)
I've been saying this since the year that shit launched; they shoulda used Gianna Michaels as a body/face model. That way Aloy coulda been a boss bitch and still female/feminine
Replies: >>714662325
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:54:47 AM No.714644382
>>714636145 (OP)
stop posting this, I don't want to look at it
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:54:58 AM No.714644393
>>714636145 (OP)
I look like this
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:56:46 AM No.714644485
45797692358
45797692358
md5: ddb15f5ccbb68f0776d9c4e48672bbb8๐Ÿ”
>>714637561
>>714639557
of course we didn't play the game dipshit, what clued you in, the fact that all your studios are shutting down?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:56:47 AM No.714644489
Screenshot 2025-07-06 at 4.56.38โ€ฏAM
Screenshot 2025-07-06 at 4.56.38โ€ฏAM
md5: 02c3fd50a736b1a68cb3b85a4d66301a๐Ÿ”
>>714639926
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:57:49 AM No.714644550
>>714636145 (OP)
if I expose my nipple like this, will women like me more?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:58:23 AM No.714644582
>>714637561
Fuck off nigger I played and liked both games, most of the characters are ass and it's not just that tribe
Replies: >>714644667
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:00:00 AM No.714644667
>>714644582
Nobody actually played these games, stop fucking lying. I've never met a real person IRL that actually played either one.

It's money laundering.
Replies: >>714644876 >>714645978
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:03:13 AM No.714644876
>>714644667
Literally every normie I know with a PlayStation played at least one of them
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:10:11 AM No.714645319
>>714636145 (OP)
You guys don't get it. he is a fa'afine or whatever they're called. a traditional type of dragqueen faggot from pacific islands culture. It's not just accidentally turned out gay. But i can see how you would think that given every single other npc has weird bear like proportions
Replies: >>714650552
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:11:23 AM No.714645402
>>714639926
Nikocado Lesbiancado.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:13:10 AM No.714645508
>>714643770
Lets you know he's the boss.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:15:17 AM No.714645634
sess1131080554450
sess1131080554450
md5: 9bb2652a13115f9309261a3efe0d998e๐Ÿ”
>>714636242
Seems like it
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:16:16 AM No.714645683
>>714637561
Because that scene came literally out of nowhere. In the cutscene, Aloy is speaking with other women and scene changes to the dude
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:18:03 AM No.714645806
>>714639684
I hate that everyone was talking about Aloy's fat face, and not all the characters' horrible anorexic bodies and deformed limbs
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:18:37 AM No.714645837
Screenshot (49)
Screenshot (49)
md5: b7a5c92f2925a339192fddce158ddb25๐Ÿ”
>>714641281
She's ok-ish in game. I took some pics when it came out on PC. The issue as always has been that they put the face of a middle-aged Hannah onto a body of a petite roughly 20 year old. It just never quite worked out well and looked out of place.
Replies: >>714645891 >>714651276
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:19:42 AM No.714645891
Screenshot (27)
Screenshot (27)
md5: 517c2fe1f76e464f8689c50849849a6c๐Ÿ”
>>714645837
Replies: >>714645951
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:20:48 AM No.714645951
Screenshot (76)
Screenshot (76)
md5: d921e788d2005dbf5bfcef5c00f277be๐Ÿ”
>>714645891
Replies: >>714646030
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:21:13 AM No.714645978
>>714644667
you gotta leave the house to do that
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:22:02 AM No.714646030
Screenshot (86)
Screenshot (86)
md5: 3da497bb74db66db14877f87e6b5a8c3๐Ÿ”
>>714645951
Replies: >>714646117
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:23:33 AM No.714646117
Screenshot (81)
Screenshot (81)
md5: 13af1db159167db557e6e39b77de9f80๐Ÿ”
>>714646030
Replies: >>714646192 >>714654039
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:23:35 AM No.714646119
>>714636145 (OP)
Does rule 34 exist for this?
Replies: >>714657670
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:24:45 AM No.714646192
Screenshot (72)
Screenshot (72)
md5: edd5665c93d1caa48456af92bd4098dd๐Ÿ”
>>714646117
Replies: >>714646258
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:24:50 AM No.714646195
>>714641357
Based
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:25:58 AM No.714646258
Screenshot (87)
Screenshot (87)
md5: 955bcf20cf8623110d3bb53780da92a1๐Ÿ”
>>714646192
Replies: >>714646315
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:27:03 AM No.714646315
Screenshot (23)
Screenshot (23)
md5: dc741bbddad6e9be3b8ecb3c449ec9cc๐Ÿ”
>>714646258
Replies: >>714646394
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:28:30 AM No.714646394
Screenshot (57)
Screenshot (57)
md5: 018e1635ad9d48ac0b12f43e579307a1๐Ÿ”
>>714646315
Replies: >>714646945
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:32:51 AM No.714646640
>>714636145 (OP)
Imagine the smell
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:38:27 AM No.714646945
Screenshot (8)
Screenshot (8)
md5: f1f780922526b79f41774d7e3e4869e8๐Ÿ”
>>714646394
Full on beard in this one lmao
>Real women have facial hair you incel chuddie
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:47:30 AM No.714647372
>>714636145 (OP)
Humiliation ritual
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:10:41 AM No.714648657
Is this the game that BTFO by Elden Ring?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:25:48 AM No.714649429
>>714640018
This isn't really an issue of pants vs long tunics. My guy is literally wearing a leaf tube top.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:29:52 AM No.714649602
>>714643280
What a good comparison
Horizon is indeed a franchise for faggots
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:31:15 AM No.714649671
>>714637561
this kind of shit is only worth playing if you get paid hourly for it
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:38:40 AM No.714650015
garments
garments
md5: 283d015b5204296a6c73ef3adaf7d071๐Ÿ”
>>714640018
Oh, I see, anon. They're just modern takes on Greco-Roman garments. I think all anons will see, when they're put up against priestly vestments (which are the modern descendant of Greco-Roman dress), that they're practically indistinguishable from each other. How could we have possibly made this silly mistake.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:44:16 AM No.714650323
just about mcfucking had it
just about mcfucking had it
md5: dea2340bf22a861099e058a27d26d554๐Ÿ”
>>714639926
I just noticed something. People kept defending Aloy's beard shit because women having some degree of peach fuzz is normal. Except there is no fucking peach fuzz on that Asian chick she's kissing. Only on Aloy.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:45:58 AM No.714650424
>>714636145 (OP)
What was his line again? I remember it being weird and pozzed just like him
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:47:52 AM No.714650509
>>714640501
>without interrupting player control
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:48:46 AM No.714650552
>>714645319
>You guys don't get it
>he's a drag queen
What am I not getting?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:51:37 AM No.714650684
the 20 10s were a disaster for culture as a whole, video games almost died
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:57:54 AM No.714650974
1719326048303293
1719326048303293
md5: 9099bf430e8b7200a6626da2dbe792db๐Ÿ”
>>714637561
That design is an insult to good taste. I don't need to play the game to get to that conclusion.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:02:17 AM No.714651192
>>714637561
You couldn't pay 99% of people to play this garbage because it's got disgusting trannies in it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:03:48 AM No.714651276
>>714645837
>middle-aged
She was 26 or 27 when her face was scanned. I've seen some hyperbolic statements about age on 4chan by zoomers but this has to be the most retarded yet.
Replies: >>714651462 >>714659952
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:07:09 AM No.714651462
>>714651276
middle age starts at 25 unc
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:20:32 AM No.714652126
>>714637561
Played it, liked the combat, didn't care about the usual ugly western characters, desensitized to it at this point, you fat ugly fags. But hated the thinly veiled agendas in every fucking corner of the story. Like holy fucking hell, who writes like this?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:25:50 AM No.714652371
P
P
md5: f7c1143339b99b6174c8b8331224d48e๐Ÿ”
>>714640504
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:30:29 AM No.714652574
>>714636259
He's from a tribe that are vegan hippies. He is a retarded traditionalist who wants his people to starve rather than take up eating meat even when the crop is bad, and says basically well it was the will of nature that those people died anyway.
Replies: >>714657330
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:32:08 AM No.714652647
This and Taash from DA: Veilguard both instill a need to be violent towards these characters. Like, I want to beat this faggot's face in. I don't know what it is.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:32:27 AM No.714652663
>>714643006
You're missing out. Horizon is fun.
Replies: >>714653150
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:33:03 AM No.714652690
my-dick-felt-it
my-dick-felt-it
md5: e7a5651b3464a9156b12106f1171b2a1๐Ÿ”
>get horizon psvr2 game with my headset
>hate the characters and how aloy looks at me when i get close to her at all

>not long after, some dumpy asian is gropeable and she kind of recoils but nothing stops you
Replies: >>714653817
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:43:37 AM No.714653150
>>714652663
You're lying anon.
Replies: >>714653643
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:48:38 AM No.714653413
>>714637561
I played it. They turned a half-decent game into a turd I stopped playing merely from obnoxious characters and a MC that wouldn't stop yapping about every little thing.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:53:28 AM No.714653643
>>714653150
Aloy is literally a household name. Horizon is a bigger franchise than Mario. You're seriously missing out on epic gameplay and a story that'll make you cry, clap and cheer. Just buy the games already
Replies: >>714653895
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:56:55 AM No.714653817
>>714652690
I wonder how many people have seen that movie
the guy in the gif fucks the shit out of a dead body
literally
Replies: >>714654394
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:58:19 AM No.714653895
>>714653643
Come on, niggah. I hate nintendofags but that's just delusional.
Replies: >>714655013
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:00:59 AM No.714654039
>>714646117
fuck she's ugly. also all your shitty ass pics are from the same angle so you trying to make a point about the same pics always being posted is kinda hypocritical
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:07:00 AM No.714654394
1548606489934
1548606489934
md5: 342a98fca01ebabb2b291d06fce357ce๐Ÿ”
>>714653817
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:10:27 AM No.714654576
>>714636424
Elden Ring was years out.
Replies: >>714659467
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:12:05 AM No.714654681
>>714641357
>It's still ugly as fuck and repulsive to look at.
It seems to be the go-to midwit response to somebody rightfully criticizing something they like. They just explain "why" something is the way it is, as if doing so somehow absolves it of being shit. It doesn't matter what the justification is if the end result is unappealing, but these idiots think otherwise for some strange reason.
>This is shit.
>NO ACTUALLY IT'S THAT WAY BECAUSE THE DEVELOPERS INTENDED IT THIS WAY
>Okay? It's still shit.
Replies: >>714655459
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:16:53 AM No.714654914
gfkfjdfjh
gfkfjdfjh
md5: 4dd3a933d65c7957bdf222bb480a99f1๐Ÿ”
>>714637561
>didn't play the game
Psh, you didn't even play the game. How could you know?
>did play the game
Psh, you must have liked it enough to play it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:18:49 AM No.714655013
byleth50
byleth50
md5: af28e02d38a9eecbd197a479c021b6d7๐Ÿ”
>>714653895
Pretty sure he's joking, anon.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:28:38 AM No.714655459
>>714654681
Consider that maybe you're the real midwit. It's like complaining a fucking hobo looks like a hobo or some other inane shit.
Replies: >>714657452
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:29:50 AM No.714655524
>>714637561
You are correct but why even bother playing a game that looks like this? Give me beefy warriors instead of leaf princesses.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:55:10 AM No.714656725
1728438776990646
1728438776990646
md5: 30c2c9faa55e218d5f1ac238e490b2ef๐Ÿ”
>>714636145 (OP)
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:08:56 AM No.714657330
>>714636259
>>714636339
>>714639849
>>714652574

Whole lot of roundabout ways of people ignoring that they're just fucking shit at rigging and weight painting, anon.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:12:00 AM No.714657452
>>714655459
Yes anon, I can complain that a hobo looks and smells like a stinking pile of fucking garbage. Because they look and smell like a stinking pile of garbage.

Leftist/shitlib detected, opinion discarded.
Replies: >>714657858
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:16:27 AM No.714657670
>>714646119
If it exists, there must be porn of it, no exceptions, that's the definition of the Rule 34 of the internet.
Replies: >>714662196
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:20:18 AM No.714657858
>>714657452
So I guess you won't complain if a hobo looks like a king then, even though that literally doesn't match up with what it is?
Replies: >>714659131
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:50:49 AM No.714659131
>>714657858
If a hobo somehow looked and smelled like a king, no, I wouldn't complain about his appearance or smell. What are you getting at anon? We're not allowed to complain about bad things because that's just how they are or some nonsense?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:58:55 AM No.714659449
I quite like the Aloy games. They are inoffensive open world collectathon slop with a bit of difficulty to them. :)
Replies: >>714659803
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:59:21 AM No.714659467
>>714654576
They were trying to play the long game
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:03:33 AM No.714659660
>>714636145 (OP)
this nigga theatrical
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:06:37 AM No.714659803
>>714659449
they are quite offensive
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:10:27 AM No.714659952
>>714651276
Hannah is 37 now. Forbidden west came out in 2022. So lets just say her face was scanned in 2020-2021. This means she was 32-33 years old when it was done. And it shows. It really doesn't look like a19-20 year old Aloy, which is why it looks so wrong.
Replies: >>714660772
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:11:52 AM No.714660007
>>714637561
/v/ in a nutshell
Replies: >>714660834
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:29:00 AM No.714660750
>>714637561
>don't judge le book by le cover
if the book is about retarded faggot shit, why would I read it?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:29:17 AM No.714660772
aloyed
aloyed
md5: 83d2571b6176aed4b53941fe575c8183๐Ÿ”
>>714659952
>Hannah
The worst thing about Aloy is the hairline. I get she's not supposed to be a normal human or something (?) but they did this thing, so it doesn't matter who the model is, character looks fucked
Replies: >>714660936
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:30:43 AM No.714660834
>>714660007
I've finished the game 100% on Ng a ng+ including the arena on ng on ultra hard. I put in about 150 hours. The character design is still not very good.
Also put in 400 hours doing various runs on Zero Dawn.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:31:19 AM No.714660860
2162_thumb.jpg
2162_thumb.jpg
md5: 5565935996b49dc01743310b1b67fbfe๐Ÿ”
>>714636145 (OP)
Oh yeah...
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:32:59 AM No.714660936
>>714660772
I completely agree on that. Also makes her forehead look tiny and her face as a result, fat, even though they scanned it in extremely accurately.
Another thing is, when they scanned in her face, they did it while she was wearing absolutely no makeup. And then they left her like that in game.
Replies: >>714661173
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:34:48 AM No.714661009
>>714640202
>>714640254
actually looks kinda kino tbqh
Replies: >>714661748
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:35:02 AM No.714661023
>>714637561
>YOU MUST PLAY THE GAME TO CRITICIZE IT!!

false.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:36:37 AM No.714661081
>>714641060
She would look fine but her face is weird, it's very uncanny. It looks too "wide" for the rest of her bodyframe, it's strange. Did they forget to change the mocap settings and had to roll with it?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:37:37 AM No.714661132
1750437542208722
1750437542208722
md5: 3d00e4b35ecba20b9e0badca9ed1388e๐Ÿ”
So over designed. No one gave a thought as to how she puts this outfit on. Surprised they didn't add more belts and zippers.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:38:26 AM No.714661173
scan
scan
md5: 8f47e7a0e2293c7a8c3c4a43f2466444๐Ÿ”
>>714660936
picrel

Her real face is softer and more glowing than what it is in engine. Again not fully accurate one to one, but close enough.
Replies: >>714661485 >>714662141
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:44:45 AM No.714661483
>>714637561
Why would a play this slop?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:44:46 AM No.714661485
>>714661173
I had thought that the bizarre hairline thing was part of their concept and an intended design and that's why they stick with it. Now seeing this, the model at the stage where it's supposed to be exactly the facemodel, I can see they just... fucked up. The person scanning didn't want to scan hair and they just tossed off like a line where they think it stops. Which happened to be completely wrong and not like even any human has, and make the character a total freak. And nobody at any point said, 'hang on is it like that on Hannah? Oh no it's not even'. What a pack of absolute amateurs
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:48:26 AM No.714661652
1716108075397
1716108075397
md5: 64b4901f66cd5c930fab00e954058bbb๐Ÿ”
>>714637561
It's astroturfed slop. Despite being forced into bundles that make up 80% of every PS console sold no one ever talks about this franchise, no one says it's their favorite game or recommends it, you never see it in top 10 lists.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:50:14 AM No.714661730
1748629686225174
1748629686225174
md5: f7863aab47e760edecbc866f1736fd21๐Ÿ”
>>714637561
>actually playing this cancerous garbage
neck yourself
Replies: >>714662342 >>714662364
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:50:42 AM No.714661748
>>714661009
Kill yourself.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:52:04 AM No.714661824
the game which nobody ever talks about but somehow is very popular and sold billions
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:57:59 AM No.714662141
undo
undo
md5: 2e1aa43c82aca797a407d7140f6bff3c๐Ÿ”
>>714661173
i tried to put it back like the person (i dont know computers) already makes her look way more human and doesn't go against a single piece of their narrative that they had to double down on. If only the feedback that she's ugly hadn't triggered them as misogyny, if they were normal people, they could have just said 'oh let's double check if we haven't made her head the wrong size or something... oh look the hair is on wrong'
what was this, 100 million budget thrown in the bin?
Replies: >>714662520 >>714663060
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:59:00 AM No.714662196
>>714657670
Yes, but does it actually exist of this... thing. Like I refuse to believe anyone finding this unironically sexually attractive.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:00:43 PM No.714662287
>>714636145 (OP)
Hey, he looks like my friend's dad, lol.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:01:26 PM No.714662325
>>714644292
>Gianna
based millenial coomer. haven't read that name for a long time, hope she's alive and happy
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:01:46 PM No.714662342
>>714661730
Back in the day, that was the only goddamn house you could build and we liked it, damnit.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:02:01 PM No.714662364
>>714661730
lol
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:05:28 PM No.714662520
>>714662141
Its crazy how much a simple hairline change can make her look so different. And yeh, if done properly it will look much better. Nice job man.
Replies: >>714662662
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:08:47 PM No.714662662
horizonidiots
horizonidiots
md5: 14cd271d817dbe5b672ee7dbeab3615e๐Ÿ”
>>714662520
there's this most basic thing you come across when you try to draw a person for the first time which is the hair has this stair case shape (on any person) and they just ignored that... like how could they?
but this also drew my attention to the fact that...
Replies: >>714662732
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:10:32 PM No.714662732
horizonidiots_
horizonidiots_
md5: e094062f59807c0095abe477649b2404๐Ÿ”
>>714662662
it's at completely the wrong height! look at this shit! This is supposed to be an exact match they just chucked on a placeholder hair and didn't remember to fix it.
Replies: >>714663359
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:11:42 PM No.714662779
almost an incel_thumb.jpg
almost an incel_thumb.jpg
md5: d0f92900e5184d21bc2432c44218968d๐Ÿ”
>>714637561
HOLY SHIT
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVEN PIRATE THIS GAARBAGE
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:11:58 PM No.714662791
>>714637561
I see character like this and I don't want to play the game
Maybe if he was portrayed as evil (yes, it is evil, not just stupid - evil) then I would
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:14:38 PM No.714662914
>>714637561
Who the fuck would? kys tranny scum.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:17:34 PM No.714663060
A_000123
A_000123
md5: 7bc180d80b694e63957f244b673d313d๐Ÿ”
>>714662141
Nah man, the fix is to make it look like this
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:17:35 PM No.714663061
>>714639234
ESL retard, go back
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:19:10 PM No.714663145
IMG_0926
IMG_0926
md5: 2e3f1b24dc9d73a366e9fe7eeba6cf3f๐Ÿ”
Got I love Horizon incel seethe. Only second to Last of Us 2.
Replies: >>714663224
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:20:31 PM No.714663224
>>714663145
>Furry
Of course.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:23:17 PM No.714663359
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>>714662732
No wonder she looks worse. I'm surprised I havent seen any aloy hair mods that try to fix this
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:23:57 PM No.714663397
>>714636145 (OP)
maybe some games deserve killing
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:25:22 PM No.714663462
>>714636259
This is just what onions people in cities look like

>>714637561
The character becomes good $60 and 30 hours in
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:27:23 PM No.714663545
>>714636145 (OP)
What a viscerally repulsive character.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:27:31 PM No.714663551
>>714636145 (OP)
Look like a white collar doing fraternity shit
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:32:09 PM No.714663758
>>714640324
The best depiction of Aloy in a game is in Genshin Impact
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:18:03 PM No.714665951
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md5: 296f91834df9fdf5b32604a42c207765๐Ÿ”
You people will never convince me that Aloy is ugly.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:24:56 PM No.714666282
>>714636145 (OP)
It's funny how this woke ass game got completely memory holed by 2 japanese open World games
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:30:43 PM No.714666543
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md5: 4f3bffb13282ef71be882bd68bb137d8๐Ÿ”
>>714636145 (OP)
When I see this guy, it always makes me think of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the bunch of idiot people who crash land on prehistoric Earth and ruin everything. Guy even looks like Arthur Dent.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:32:31 PM No.714666623
>>714636145 (OP)
Imagine having to take days if not weeks having do design this faggots every detail, because some they/them faggot designer told you to.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:34:26 PM No.714666729
>>714639926
LMAO I didn't even notice the part between the brows has troon colors, this is fucking VILE.