Thread 714636145

Oh yeah, that happened...

>>714636145 (OP)
hey, that's the nigga from G4!

>>714636145 (OP)
Why was he all deformed anyway?

>>714636259
they wanted him to look as effeminite as possible so they did this to him, this is your mind on progressivism

somehow people living a subsistence tribal living look like this.

>>714636145 (OP)
These devs made Killzone somehow.

Only people I could see enjoying hzd are niggas infected with brainworms
Literally the lamest looking game possible

i'm convinced nobody criticizing these characters actually played the game

>>714636145 (OP)
I look like this

And we'll will always remember

>>714636145 (OP)
Who was the target audience for this?

>>714637561
I fail to comprehend how can anything in-game salvage that shit design
enlighten us

>>714639340
The modern audience.

>>714639340
nobody. hermen hulst put copies of these games in the boxes of ps4s and has been pretending its a franchise ever since.

>>714636145 (OP)
the hell is going on with his arms?

>wear clothes
>cover enough of the chest just before the nipples are exposed
>suboptimal way for the top part to grab on
>meanwhile women's have it covering up to their chest
Is there a lore reason for this? Do the men's nipples affect how they connect to nature? Or is it a way to signify their superiority? What do men's nipples say about themselves? I need answers for these nipple riddles.

None of you played the game because you are supposed to hate him.

why the fuck do the arms look like that

Everytime I see this image, it just gets worse and worse. I fucking hate those atrophied noodle arms and his nipple poking out of the dress. Who ever 3D modeled this faggot needs to jump off a bridge

>>714636259
All western face actors are deformed, they choose them that way on purpose.

>>714636339
>look as effeminite as possible
>leaves the face looking like a masculine middle-aged office worker
>also perpetuate the stereotype that feminine = anorexic I guess
Hyper-progressivism is so tone deaf that it almost feels like it's on purpose. You don't convince people to believe progressive ideals by making freaks of nature like this.

>>714636145 (OP)
A body entirely comprised of a diet of that gay crop, go lift weights

>>714637561
I didn't play the game, I don't even know what game he's from, but I still clicked on this thread to call him ugly

>>714637561
Why the fuck would I want to play that shit instead of laugh at the retards and jeets who do?

>>714639557
I hate the way Aloy looks too. There's not a single likeable character in this game, be honest. Only reason to play is the mecha dinos and the pretty world.

>>714637561
Why would anyone play this piece of shit game unless they were paid to do so?

>>714636145 (OP)
Is this God of war ? Fuck sony really do kill their franchises

>>714636145 (OP)
shex look like me

>>714640018
Did you even look at the OP image? The "man" is wearing a tube dress.

>>714636145 (OP)
I look like that when I crossdress

>>714640018
That's not what the OP image looks like at all though, nor are this greek guy's nipples pointing out. Cloth =/= leaves and tribal gowns.

>>714640038
>Is this God of war
yeah it's a moviegame about emotions and being a better man and faggery and stuff
same shit as every other snow garbage really

>>714637561
I did play the first horizon, thought it sucked

>>714637561
>I perceive that most people who thought this game looked like shit didn't waste money on it.

>>714640038
That's Horizon.
THIS is God of War.

>>714639478
they are sci-fi hippies who live on extremely fertile land that's tended to by robot dinosaurs that have been tilling that shit for generations

they have fuckall to do besides elf shit like singing and basket weaving

>>714640218
It's funny, a lot of the concept art looks pretty good for Horizon. It's a shame that didn't carry over into the real game though. Couldn't have the main character looking TOO cute, that would reinforce unrealistic beauty standards after all.

>>714640254
this is how a video game frames a cool shot of a turtle house emerging from the ground without interrupting player control or having the player look somewhere else and miss it

>>714636342

>When you’re asking your fans to give up their hero spot and switch from first- to third-person, you’d better be absolutely sure you’re giving them a hero they will have no problem handing off the reins to. In another creative pivot, Horizon Zero Dawn’s action hinges not on a hulking soldier, but on the crafty and nimble Aloy. To work, she had to offer more than just Lara Croft-esque titillation and fantasy fodder.

>“We kind of joked that she showed up in the concept art and then stepped out of the art and said to us, ‘Hey, I’m going to be your lead character,’” says Gonzalez. “Our approach to writing a great, or hopefully great, female protagonist was to just put all of our effort into writing someone who felt human and multifaceted.”

>Hulst concurs with Gonzalez’s assessment of Aloy’s inevitability. “We didn’t ‘opt’ for a female character. The game concept asked for her. We never considered Horizon Zero Dawn without her.” To that end, the designers made sure to do her justice at every turn. “We didn’t want to overly sexualize her—to me that would be really distracting to the bigger premise of the game. You need to use every bit of creativity and feedback from your teams, and we have very diverse teams–men, women, people from 30 different nationalities. John has female writers on his team. We took feedback from everywhere.”

>>714640202
He is moving a gazillion times the speed of light according to db. Btw

>>714640324
>>714640504
notice how anyone talking shit on aloy's appearance doesn't actually use gameplay screenshots

it's usually this one specific angle from a trailer too

>>714636145 (OP)

What was the big deal? IIRC that guy was pretty much a villain.

>>714640684
Notice how you didn't even bother trying to find me an angle of Aloy where she looks good. I've seen others try, but she's an ugly cow of a character. There's an entier webm here to look at >>714639926. Pick any frame. She's not attractive, why pretend?

>>714640758
i'm shocked a light skinned male was the villain

>>714637561
>you cant criticize a character design if you haven't played the game
nigger i dont need to play it to see that it looks like shit

>>714640758
There is no big deal because nobody actually cares about Horizon. It's just an atrocious character design, even for a villain. A genuine assault on the eyelids. Nobody wants to see that man.

>>714640809
you gayer than the two girls kissing

>>714640889
You have incredibly low standards if you think Aloy is an attractive female video game character. It would be a lot better if her hairstyle weren't so horrible, but they decided to keep rolling with that. It's just a really bad design and any ugly character. The actress they modeled her off of is much prettier. They intentionally made her ugly because see here: "We didn’t want to overly sexualize her" >>714640504
AKA, they made her ugly to make the fat women at the office feel better about themselves and get some brownie points with the diversity crowd. Hult lays it out plain and simple.

>>714641060
lmao there's the other image

it's literally these two every time

>>714641124
Well now it's your turn to show me a good picture of Aloy to change my mind. Show me how attractive she can be! Here's Hannah Hoekstra, who she was modeled after. She's much prettier than Aloy.

>>714640218
That's cool bro. It's still ugly as fuck and repulsive to look at. So I will simply not play your faggot game and continue making fun of it.

>>714637561
I played the first game and all the characters who interacted with (You) felt like some female autism's view of how people should interact with you. It just felt really creepy and sort of sterile. I didn't understand it at all.

>>714641124
Aloy's official mugshot pulled straight from the wiki.

>>714641281
wait, those cheeks

that jawline

anon, are you assaulting me right now?

>>714640884
Fucking this. That faggot alone and the forced lesbian Aloy shit made me never give Horizon a chance. I've played enough Ubi open world slop, I'm 10000% sure I'm not missing out on anything good

>>714641423
Like I said, it's funny how much a better hair style can help improve the looks. But notice how the actress is nowhere near as FAT as Aloy is in the jaw, nor does she have liver spots all over her face, see >>714641401

There is no way you think Aloy is better looking than the actress herself.

>>714641401
bitch has rosacea

>>714639852
>a masculine middle-aged office worker
There's no such thing as a masculine office worker.
They're all cubicle-cucks.
Even when the office is open plan, nary a cubicle to be seen, they're still cubicle-cucks.

>>714641060
>low standards

No standards, anon. None.

Aloy is gross tranny shit

>>714640202
I'd just play Death Stranding at this point

>>714641281
Why did they fuck up her face

Aloy's body looks like some 13 year old's and she has a lot of facial hair in hzd. Her face is not as bad as people make it out to be, but would not.

>>714641725
see
>>714640504
>To work, she had to offer more than just Lara Croft-esque titillation and fantasy fodder.
> “We didn’t want to overly sexualize her—to me that would be really distracting to the bigger premise of the game. You need to use every bit of creativity and feedback from your teams, and we have very diverse teams–men, women, people from 30 different nationalities. John has female writers on his team. We took feedback from everywhere.”
They listened to the female writers on the team and made her uglier.

>>714636145 (OP)
>Picture has been posted so many times
I still don't know if this has been photoshopped or not

>>714641762
My problem with her face is that she has a ton of fat in her cheeks, but a toned athletic body. A savage like her living in the wild would have way less baby fat on their face and would have more sunken in features. Nobody living a hunter gatherer lifestyle was that fat in the face, it doesn't make any sense. Neither is the actress they based on her on, so it's really offputting to see that kind of a design in a game like this. She genuinely looks like nicocado and it's not an exagerration.

>>714641357
if you have no interest in this game then why do you continue to post in threads about it?

>>714641359
aloy lived her entire life as an outcast and the only person she interacted with (who was also an outcast) is dead at the start of the first game

i didn't really pick up on the same vibes as you did, but i can see how it fits in-universe

>>714641858
It's straight from the game.

>>714641882
this nigga really proposing a video game character get the buccal fat removal

>>714641889
Why do you get upset when people point out how ugly the character is? This thread exists to get a cheap laugh and reminding people this embarassment of a game exists, becuase honestly everyone forgot. It's funny to look at this ugly, horribly designed character and have a giggle to yourself. Doesn't mean anyone cares about Horizon.

>>714641401
She kinda looks like my mom.

>>714641978
She wouldn't have to get the removal if they didn't make her fucking FAT in the first place. Why did they intentionally make her ugly. Oh right we know why. >>714641798

Couldnt have her be another Lara Croft lol. Fucking faggots. Horrible design for a character. Her hairstyle makes it even more ridiculous. Reminder this is supposed to a post apocylptic world that's blending sci-fi elements with mad-max tier world ending dystopia. Not a soul on the planet would be having a hairdo as intricate and as bad looking as that. Do you know how much work it would take to get that shit perfect every morning. Aint no fucking way brah.
>b-but it's just a video game
Then don't go for muh realism and "natural" aesthetics if you're gonna do pants on head retarded shit like this. Horrible hair, horrible face! The fat cheeks create an uncanny valley effect. It's like if you go into a custom character creator and just give it really weird proportions for the lolz. It's good for a quick laugh but obviously it's going to break the immersion in a serious game like this, or one that's meant to be taken seriously.

>>714642005
the leaf guy comes from a tribe of hippies who literally pay off another tribe in food and fighters

having a bunch of onions boys hanging around wearing leaf gowns is what you would get if you don't have to do shit and anyone with a measurable level of testosterone in their system leaves

which brings me back to my point
>>714637561

>>714636145 (OP)
That from Horizon Forbidden West, one of the top ten best selling games on its PC launch?

>>714637561
That's correct. I didn't, and don't plan to; even if it was offered for free.

>>714643001
Indeed it is. I can't wait for the live service Horizon game AND the MMO from NCSoft

>>714643006
(You) sound like a closeted politician denouncing gay porn.

>>714643280
Arachnophobic, huh?

>>714642283
That doesn't make the design any less horrific. That doesn't make the game any better just because there's a tribe of soimen. Oftentimes villains have something about them that's charming, something that makes them likeable. This guy is just a dysgenic faggot, a genuine eyesore. Why would I want to play a game with something so horrifically designed yet tries to take itself seriously? No way in hell am I playing this piece of shit.

>>714643280
I tried watching that gay porn once... It was awful! There was only dudes fuckin and sucking each other. Where are all the women??

>>714637561
True. This dude wasn't even that bad and there were some cool moments in the dish farms area

For me it's the army museum though, really dig that leader. Names escape me sadly.

>>714636145 (OP)
Ok but why the nip slip?

>>714637561
You are correct, people don't buy and, as a consequence, play woke games.

>>714643468
>Oftentimes villains have something about them that's charming, something that makes them likeable.

it's interesting of you to now repeat what another anon has said for a game you've never played

>>714637561
>You can't know if a game is bad if you haven't played it
>You must eat that piece shit on the floor in order to know if it's really shit

>>714644046
>it's morning in india
>anon immediately talks about eating shit

hmm

>>714636145 (OP)
Was the gameplay bad?

>>714636145 (OP)
I've been saying this since the year that shit launched; they shoulda used Gianna Michaels as a body/face model. That way Aloy coulda been a boss bitch and still female/feminine

>>714636145 (OP)
stop posting this, I don't want to look at it

>>714636145 (OP)
I look like this

>>714637561
>>714639557
of course we didn't play the game dipshit, what clued you in, the fact that all your studios are shutting down?

>>714636145 (OP)
if I expose my nipple like this, will women like me more?

>>714637561
Fuck off nigger I played and liked both games, most of the characters are ass and it's not just that tribe

>>714644582
Nobody actually played these games, stop fucking lying. I've never met a real person IRL that actually played either one.

It's money laundering.

>>714644667
Literally every normie I know with a PlayStation played at least one of them

>>714636145 (OP)
You guys don't get it. he is a fa'afine or whatever they're called. a traditional type of dragqueen faggot from pacific islands culture. It's not just accidentally turned out gay. But i can see how you would think that given every single other npc has weird bear like proportions

>>714639926
Nikocado Lesbiancado.

>>714643770
Lets you know he's the boss.

>>714636242
Seems like it

>>714637561
Because that scene came literally out of nowhere. In the cutscene, Aloy is speaking with other women and scene changes to the dude

>>714639684
I hate that everyone was talking about Aloy's fat face, and not all the characters' horrible anorexic bodies and deformed limbs

>>714641281
She's ok-ish in game. I took some pics when it came out on PC. The issue as always has been that they put the face of a middle-aged Hannah onto a body of a petite roughly 20 year old. It just never quite worked out well and looked out of place.

>>714644667
you gotta leave the house to do that

>>714636145 (OP)
Does rule 34 exist for this?

>>714641357
Based

>>714636145 (OP)
Imagine the smell

>>714646394
Full on beard in this one lmao
>Real women have facial hair you incel chuddie

>>714636145 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

Is this the game that BTFO by Elden Ring?

>>714640018
This isn't really an issue of pants vs long tunics. My guy is literally wearing a leaf tube top.

>>714643280
What a good comparison
Horizon is indeed a franchise for faggots

>>714637561
this kind of shit is only worth playing if you get paid hourly for it

>>714640018
Oh, I see, anon. They're just modern takes on Greco-Roman garments. I think all anons will see, when they're put up against priestly vestments (which are the modern descendant of Greco-Roman dress), that they're practically indistinguishable from each other. How could we have possibly made this silly mistake.

>>714639926
I just noticed something. People kept defending Aloy's beard shit because women having some degree of peach fuzz is normal. Except there is no fucking peach fuzz on that Asian chick she's kissing. Only on Aloy.

>>714636145 (OP)
What was his line again? I remember it being weird and pozzed just like him

>>714640501
>without interrupting player control

>>714645319
>You guys don't get it
>he's a drag queen
What am I not getting?

the 20 10s were a disaster for culture as a whole, video games almost died

>>714637561
That design is an insult to good taste. I don't need to play the game to get to that conclusion.

>>714637561
You couldn't pay 99% of people to play this garbage because it's got disgusting trannies in it.

>>714645837
>middle-aged
She was 26 or 27 when her face was scanned. I've seen some hyperbolic statements about age on 4chan by zoomers but this has to be the most retarded yet.

>>714651276
middle age starts at 25 unc

>>714637561
Played it, liked the combat, didn't care about the usual ugly western characters, desensitized to it at this point, you fat ugly fags. But hated the thinly veiled agendas in every fucking corner of the story. Like holy fucking hell, who writes like this?

>>714636259
He's from a tribe that are vegan hippies. He is a retarded traditionalist who wants his people to starve rather than take up eating meat even when the crop is bad, and says basically well it was the will of nature that those people died anyway.

This and Taash from DA: Veilguard both instill a need to be violent towards these characters. Like, I want to beat this faggot's face in. I don't know what it is.

>>714643006
You're missing out. Horizon is fun.

>get horizon psvr2 game with my headset
>hate the characters and how aloy looks at me when i get close to her at all

>not long after, some dumpy asian is gropeable and she kind of recoils but nothing stops you

>>714652663
You're lying anon.

>>714637561
I played it. They turned a half-decent game into a turd I stopped playing merely from obnoxious characters and a MC that wouldn't stop yapping about every little thing.

>>714653150
Aloy is literally a household name. Horizon is a bigger franchise than Mario. You're seriously missing out on epic gameplay and a story that'll make you cry, clap and cheer. Just buy the games already

>>714652690
I wonder how many people have seen that movie
the guy in the gif fucks the shit out of a dead body
literally

>>714653643
Come on, niggah. I hate nintendofags but that's just delusional.

>>714646117
fuck she's ugly. also all your shitty ass pics are from the same angle so you trying to make a point about the same pics always being posted is kinda hypocritical

>>714636424
Elden Ring was years out.

>>714641357
>It's still ugly as fuck and repulsive to look at.
It seems to be the go-to midwit response to somebody rightfully criticizing something they like. They just explain "why" something is the way it is, as if doing so somehow absolves it of being shit. It doesn't matter what the justification is if the end result is unappealing, but these idiots think otherwise for some strange reason.
>This is shit.
>NO ACTUALLY IT'S THAT WAY BECAUSE THE DEVELOPERS INTENDED IT THIS WAY
>Okay? It's still shit.

>>714637561
>didn't play the game
Psh, you didn't even play the game. How could you know?
>did play the game
Psh, you must have liked it enough to play it.

>>714653895
Pretty sure he's joking, anon.

>>714654681
Consider that maybe you're the real midwit. It's like complaining a fucking hobo looks like a hobo or some other inane shit.

>>714637561
You are correct but why even bother playing a game that looks like this? Give me beefy warriors instead of leaf princesses.

>>714636259
>>714636339
>>714639849
>>714652574

Whole lot of roundabout ways of people ignoring that they're just fucking shit at rigging and weight painting, anon.

>>714655459
Yes anon, I can complain that a hobo looks and smells like a stinking pile of fucking garbage. Because they look and smell like a stinking pile of garbage.

Leftist/shitlib detected, opinion discarded.

>>714646119
If it exists, there must be porn of it, no exceptions, that's the definition of the Rule 34 of the internet.

>>714657452
So I guess you won't complain if a hobo looks like a king then, even though that literally doesn't match up with what it is?

>>714657858
If a hobo somehow looked and smelled like a king, no, I wouldn't complain about his appearance or smell. What are you getting at anon? We're not allowed to complain about bad things because that's just how they are or some nonsense?

I quite like the Aloy games. They are inoffensive open world collectathon slop with a bit of difficulty to them. :)

>>714654576
They were trying to play the long game

>>714636145 (OP)
this nigga theatrical

>>714659449
they are quite offensive

>>714651276
Hannah is 37 now. Forbidden west came out in 2022. So lets just say her face was scanned in 2020-2021. This means she was 32-33 years old when it was done. And it shows. It really doesn't look like a19-20 year old Aloy, which is why it looks so wrong.

>>714637561
/v/ in a nutshell

>>714637561
>don't judge le book by le cover
if the book is about retarded faggot shit, why would I read it?

>>714659952
>Hannah
The worst thing about Aloy is the hairline. I get she's not supposed to be a normal human or something (?) but they did this thing, so it doesn't matter who the model is, character looks fucked

>>714660007
I've finished the game 100% on Ng a ng+ including the arena on ng on ultra hard. I put in about 150 hours. The character design is still not very good.
Also put in 400 hours doing various runs on Zero Dawn.

>>714636145 (OP)
Oh yeah...

>>714660772
I completely agree on that. Also makes her forehead look tiny and her face as a result, fat, even though they scanned it in extremely accurately.
Another thing is, when they scanned in her face, they did it while she was wearing absolutely no makeup. And then they left her like that in game.

>>714640202
>>714640254
actually looks kinda kino tbqh

>>714637561
>YOU MUST PLAY THE GAME TO CRITICIZE IT!!

false.

>>714641060
She would look fine but her face is weird, it's very uncanny. It looks too "wide" for the rest of her bodyframe, it's strange. Did they forget to change the mocap settings and had to roll with it?

So over designed. No one gave a thought as to how she puts this outfit on. Surprised they didn't add more belts and zippers.

>>714660936
picrel

Her real face is softer and more glowing than what it is in engine. Again not fully accurate one to one, but close enough.

>>714637561
Why would a play this slop?

>>714661173
I had thought that the bizarre hairline thing was part of their concept and an intended design and that's why they stick with it. Now seeing this, the model at the stage where it's supposed to be exactly the facemodel, I can see they just... fucked up. The person scanning didn't want to scan hair and they just tossed off like a line where they think it stops. Which happened to be completely wrong and not like even any human has, and make the character a total freak. And nobody at any point said, 'hang on is it like that on Hannah? Oh no it's not even'. What a pack of absolute amateurs

>>714637561
It's astroturfed slop. Despite being forced into bundles that make up 80% of every PS console sold no one ever talks about this franchise, no one says it's their favorite game or recommends it, you never see it in top 10 lists.

>>714637561
>actually playing this cancerous garbage
neck yourself

>>714661009
Kill yourself.

the game which nobody ever talks about but somehow is very popular and sold billions

>>714661173
i tried to put it back like the person (i dont know computers) already makes her look way more human and doesn't go against a single piece of their narrative that they had to double down on. If only the feedback that she's ugly hadn't triggered them as misogyny, if they were normal people, they could have just said 'oh let's double check if we haven't made her head the wrong size or something... oh look the hair is on wrong'
what was this, 100 million budget thrown in the bin?

>>714657670
Yes, but does it actually exist of this... thing. Like I refuse to believe anyone finding this unironically sexually attractive.

>>714636145 (OP)
Hey, he looks like my friend's dad, lol.

>>714644292
>Gianna
based millenial coomer. haven't read that name for a long time, hope she's alive and happy

>>714661730
Back in the day, that was the only goddamn house you could build and we liked it, damnit.

>>714661730
lol

>>714662141
Its crazy how much a simple hairline change can make her look so different. And yeh, if done properly it will look much better. Nice job man.

>>714662520
there's this most basic thing you come across when you try to draw a person for the first time which is the hair has this stair case shape (on any person) and they just ignored that... like how could they?
but this also drew my attention to the fact that...

>>714662662
it's at completely the wrong height! look at this shit! This is supposed to be an exact match they just chucked on a placeholder hair and didn't remember to fix it.

>>714637561
HOLY SHIT
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVEN PIRATE THIS GAARBAGE

>>714637561
I see character like this and I don't want to play the game
Maybe if he was portrayed as evil (yes, it is evil, not just stupid - evil) then I would

>>714637561
Who the fuck would? kys tranny scum.

>>714662141
Nah man, the fix is to make it look like this

>>714639234
ESL retard, go back

Got I love Horizon incel seethe. Only second to Last of Us 2.

>>714663145
>Furry
Of course.

>>714662732
No wonder she looks worse. I'm surprised I havent seen any aloy hair mods that try to fix this

>>714636145 (OP)
maybe some games deserve killing

>>714636259
This is just what onions people in cities look like

>>714637561
The character becomes good $60 and 30 hours in

>>714636145 (OP)
What a viscerally repulsive character.

>>714636145 (OP)
Look like a white collar doing fraternity shit

>>714640324
The best depiction of Aloy in a game is in Genshin Impact

You people will never convince me that Aloy is ugly.

>>714636145 (OP)
It's funny how this woke ass game got completely memory holed by 2 japanese open World games

>>714636145 (OP)
When I see this guy, it always makes me think of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the bunch of idiot people who crash land on prehistoric Earth and ruin everything. Guy even looks like Arthur Dent.

>>714636145 (OP)
Imagine having to take days if not weeks having do design this faggots every detail, because some they/them faggot designer told you to.

>>714639926
LMAO I didn't even notice the part between the brows has troon colors, this is fucking VILE.