Thread 714638462

500 dollars btw

>>714638462 (OP)
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>>714638573
That's cope

>>714638580
another cope

>>714638573
>>714638580
HERE COMES THE COPE

>>714638719
>>714638798
I don't play the game, you retards. Because it was designed for KIDS.

>>714638462 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nintendo is the iPhone of video games.

Surely THIS will be the bullet that stop the switch 2, sisters!

>>714638462 (OP)
OOOF looks like the game LOST and got RAPED

Lemme guess, it's all shit like
>IT'S $80 SO I CAN'T AFFORD IT BECAUSE I'M A FAVELA MONKEY WITH WORTHLESS CURRENCY
>NOOOOOOO THEY FIXED A BUG THAT MADE THE RANDOM SELECTION ON ONLINE NOT ACTUALLY RANDOM
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DESIGN YOUR CHILDREN'S GAME AROUND THE KIDS PLAYING IT, IT NEEDS TO CATER TO BALDING 40 YEAR OLD SWEATS (MtF) LIKE ME
Maybe a handful of lies about it being a goycard or AI geneated assets as well.

>>714638462 (OP)
Pffffthahahahahaaahahahaha

>>714638719
>>714638787
>>714638798
you don't play the game, non-breathing criminals.

>>714640135
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT CRITICIZE THE GAME

typical tendie cultist. The fact you went into the fact about people thinking its too expensive completely exposes the fact you have buyers remorse

I think we can all agree Mario Kart World needs to take notes from other games with superior track design. It's never a good look for a game with 8 whole years in the oven to get mogged by a game that only had nine months of development time by contrast.

>>714640384
>YOU DIDNT PLAY THE GA-
>THE BIGGETS MARIO KART PLAYERS ARE SHITTING ON IT???? AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE DOESNT COUNT DOESNT COUNT

Typical tendie cultist

>>714638573
Children can't afford 500 dollars plus tip & children are not bingtendos demographic.

I dont get it, isnt it just another Mario Kart?
It has Mario on it and all the other Nintendo pets, you drive karts in basically straight lines, same as every other Mario Kart
What more do they want/expect?

the palworld news really got to you eric.

>>714640638
>I dont get it, isnt it just another Mario Kart?
nope, every mario kart you can play 3 lap courses, this game DOES NOT want you to and has removed a strategy to get 3 lap courses in an update. Instead they want you to drive boring straight lines for 3 minutes to the course where it only has 1 lap

its hated BECAUSE it isnt just another mario kart and is shittier

>>714640434
Just checked the most recent negative reviews. One was portuguese so presumably a favelanigger, 9th review down was a eurofag crying about the price, everything else was point 2 and 3. Also two of them were literally the same review copied and pasted across two different accounts, totally organic.

>>714640556
>>714640753
>has removed a strategy to get 3 lap courses in an update
You know you can press +, right?

>>714640804
so what you are saying is that every review should be from jewmerica, land of the lards?

>>714640840
of course not. they just parrot what they are told to.

>>714638462 (OP)
This invalidates the Switch 2's sales records. It's over...

>>714640840
>says that YOU DIDNT PLAY THE GAME
>doesnt know that + only works for private lobbies

are you fucking stupid? I swear tendies are as dumb as fucking rocks. Never say YOU DIDNT PLAY LE GAME again retard

Why don't we have a look at some of these completely genuine reviews scoring a 0

>>714640912
Poorfags shouldn't be allowed opinions, and that invalidates all of Brazil, sorry.

I see the same shitposts every time

>>714641047
Very normal

>>714640987
No one said it worked with strangers, but hey keep shitposting anon

>The tendies saying YOU DIDNT PLAY THE GAME thinks that you can just press + to choose 3 lap courses when it only works in private lobbies and not in public MMR ones

jesus they are so fucking stupid

>>714641217
You already posted that, why did you post it again?

>>714641047
>tendie realizes he has been playing a series designed for little kids during the past 20-30 years of his life
A bookcase of rude awakening

>>714641189
>DUUUUDE JUST PRESS PLUS TO PICK 3 LAP COURSES
>WELL...I DIDNT SAY IT WORKED FOR STRANGERS...JUST GET 20 FRIENDS OR JOIN A DISCORD TO DO IT WITHOUT THE MMR SYSTEM

actual fucking dumbass tendie

>>714641338
Show us that 4yo beating mkw anon, cmon

>>714641365
You already said that too, why are you repeating yourself?
It makes you feel better or something?

>>714641474
Not him but shut the fuck up you retard. The issue people have with the update is how it ruins online not private lobbies

>>714641474
You said that you can just get 3 laps by pressing + and now you backtracked into PRETENDING that you knew all along that you can do it in private lobbies mr YOU DIDNT PLAY THE GAME. Most people cant organize a private lobby

funny catching you being retarded and now pretending you never were

>>714641648
But why are you so mad?
You know you can just play with your friends, what's the fucking issue?
>>714641657
Your reading comprehension is atrocious, but hey if "winning" an argument is so important to you, you won anon, you won!

>>714641174
Scrolling down more.
>$90 lie
>muh 30fps in four player splitscreen as if there's any console racing game that doesn't do this

>>714641796
I have 3 irl friends with Switch 2’s, they aren’t “gamers” like me they play like once or twice a week usually when I’m not on. That means the alternative is joining some faggy discord with ridiculous rules and a bunch of trannies

>>714641938
This one barely even talks about the game, it's just a generic NDS induced Switch 2 bad rant.

>>714640558
>children are not bingtendos demographic
lmao,
Are tendies actually this delusional?

>>714638573
Childern can't afford a 500$ console (plus tarrifs).
Even the nintendo main guy said so.

>>714643128
>Childern can't afford a 500$ console (plus tarrifs).
How can people be this retarded and still manage to post?

Sonic won (again).

>>714643205
No no, Anon, obviously little Timmy went to the store and bought his $300 Switch with his hard earned lemonade stand money all by himself.

>>714643205
>literally no argument

>>714643391
It's 500 for switch 2, lmao.
Nintendo even said the Don Matrick quote twice now.

>>714643478
>the Don Matrick quote twice
retard spotted

>>714638462 (OP)
I just have one question, why are al nintendo fans and players mostly gays? no seriously trolling aside everybody i knew who was a nntendo fan was also either a snowflake man child or gay af.

>>714641796
>just make a lobby with 12-23 friends anytime you play that all just conveniently bought a 500+ dollar switch 2 on month 1

actually one of the stupidest fucking retards ive seen on this site. The fact that you got so BTFO’D and then walked back and pretended that you ACTUALLY meant that you should have 12 to 23 friends just ready to go for 3 lap courses is just fucking stupid. You arent fooling everyone. You got caught, just live with the L you dumb tendie

>>714643565
They straight up said that if you think switch 2 is too expensive just buy switch 1 instead hahahahahahahaha.

>>714643896
its funny how easy it is to BTFO a tendie outside of a famitsu thread because they arent spamming ERIC ERIC ERIC SNOY ERIC at you the moment you criticize a nintendo game