I can take anyone here in a 1v1 on any game of their choice.

How about 52 card pickup?

>>714641225 (OP)
I'll beat your casual ass in foresking fight

>>714641225 (OP)
Street Fighter Alpha 2 Gold

Sucking each other off the first one to cum loses
lets go faggot

>>714641487
>>714641580
>>714641628
/v/ used to be hardcore. Now it's just hardgay.

Can you make a Kaiju that can defeat my Birdon? In Ultra Kaiju Monster Rancher.

I'm gonna kick you in the nuts

>>714641596
I don't see that game on steam you fucking wimp

>>714641487
B17 BOMBER

>>714641701
That game actually seems fun but I don't have a toddler tablet

>>714641225 (OP)
DDR, let's go

>>714641701
Dear God, thank you for making birds. Amen

>>714641225 (OP)
Ok let's play some tekken 3. If you win I have to suck your cock and if I win you have to let me suck your cock.

>>714641225 (OP)
I choose coinflip. Evens I win, odds you lose.

>>714641756
That's only if you can keep up with me.

>>714641990
>0

>>714641990
bro that's not even good gambling let alone a good skill-based game

>>714642040
I'm going to I'm gonna crush your balls good

>>714641869
Nta but I've been working my fat ass out and getting healthier and with my newfound extra energy I could fucking NUT to play something like that on steam with an actual pad. I've been tempted to pick up a used Switch and the ring fit game to have something light to do on my off days.

>>714642214
idk about any of that, but I've been playing ddr for almost 19 years. Not consistently, but I bet I would show up >90% of /v/

>>714642214
Ring Fit is surprisingly potent at max settings if you haven't done it before it's actually a good exercise game despite being tendieslop

>>714641835
Okay, then by Process of elimination. I win.
If you wish to reclaim your honor you may try to defeat my Dullahan: Ryuki. 67mNgCsW
That's the code you can use to find him. Go get 'em, tiger.

>>714642157
In this case, I'd say "skill issue"
if you were to lose to >>714641990 it could only be because of a skill issue.
I would bet on >>714641990 100% of the time.

>>714641225 (OP)
Can you beat me in the punching yourself in the nuts game? Winner only wins when their nuts explode, not in a good way.

>>714642518
Yeah I'm sure that delusion will pay off greatly for the people who bet against you

>>714641225 (OP)
I'd challenge you in any one of my games but I'm pretty sure I'll lose.

>>714642567
Sure, I'll even give you a ten minute headstart.

I could beat anyone here in Halo Wars.

>>714642567
I guarantee you'll cum first

>>714642680
That's about as menacing of a claim as DSP saying he's the best at SF2 for playstation

You got yourself a match

>>714642798
Damn you must be really scared.

Well? Somebody do it. Not me though.

>>714642857
Is that in response to >>714641869, or >>714641225 (OP)?

>>714642910
quite literally the opposite of what I meant, congratulations

>>714643054
DDR is not PUMP IT UP (4/8 arrows vs 5/10)

>>714643054
>>714643245
Shit I mean, its in response to OP, of course

OP, post some games you got.
Like so.

>>714641225 (OP)
Alright fucker. Get it downloaded
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2033267650&searchtext=north+africa

>>714643418
What's that game you're hiding?

>>714644295
Jas Valley