Thread 714645359

Saturday night? /v/eekend night!

Room: XWR LTF

I know you don’t have anything better to do, so let’s fill the room and race!

I keep seeing people say they left or that it's 22/24 but I have not been able to get in.
Did that second lobby fall apart right away or something?

>>714645701
Nobody joined the second

>Mario Circuit
Jesus christ what insanity

>>714645701
it keeps hovering at like 22-24. You're probably just getting fucked on timing

>>714645878
Nintendo's online is so fucking retarded.
I know not to expect otherwise but I'm still frustrated every time I play a new game from them.

every time I try to join the room ID in the OP it says the room does not exist. anyone else getting that or am I a retard that keeps typing it in wrong?

>>714645995
The latter

>>714645995
nvm I kept accidentally swapping the T and the Fs places, I am a retard

>>714645995
I'm getting full messages

Lightningbro kill yourself my man

>>714644819
I'm already your friend though

>>714646160
>happened to press bullet bill as soon as lightning happened
thanks lightning bro

>>714645359 (OP)
DK...You, uh, don't wanna know what happened to your little buddy.

>>714646160
eat shit niggerino.

WARIO YOU FAT FUCK YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE RAIL

why are we playing intermissions

>>714646426
because they are fun you whiny bitch

HPR is an item-bagging nigger, don't think I didn't see you holding back on the minimap

>>714646426
They're fun

>>714646426
The non cup intermissions are better than the ones in knockout tour

>>714646426
because we fucking want to

>>714646160
I rescind this
Thank you lightning brother

hey niggers if you're just gonna play intermissions all the fucking time why wouldn't i just play worldwides

>>714646657
Because there are only 8 sets, faggot

>>714646657
Go make a MK8 thread already fag

the room has been full the past 15 minutes

>>714646657
>niggerman is miserable and hates fun
every time

>>714646730
Truly.
I fucking loathe what toei has become.
I really fucking do.

DO KNOCKOUT.

>>714646657
I'll pick whatever the fuck I want if you don't like it leave faggot

Stupid bat, get stomped on

fucking finally

It DISGUST me seeing that faggot dolphin with a crown after what he did at cheek cheep falls. I spit on you
>>714646657
>It’s more fun playing with /v/ros
>No stressing over VR

calm down

>>714646426
I'm just in an intermission kind a mood tonight
unironically better than just doing a figure 8 like 8 cinema

>didn't get fucked by a blue shell
>lightning hit after getting on the gliding section
>first
The crown now rests on its rightful throne

>>714647118
Lord Fag

An SKG thread died for this shit game.

>>714646883
What did I do I’m just a lil buddy

That red shell while you were gliding? Me.
That guy that ran you over twice when you had the mushrooms? Me.

>>714646930
Don't worry, it's all downhill from here

>>714647275
Pirate lost
Eric lost

HOW DO YOU WIN IN THIS GAME

Nothing is more pants-shitting than anticipating a red shell or boomerang during the gliding sections on rainbow road.

All these blue fire sections make me wish they launched with 200cc. The best parts of every track they're in.

>running first comfortably
>get bombed
>”no matter, i’ll live”
>get raped by the pack
>21st

>>714647639
i got redded off the glider

>>714647662
These lobbies get more brutal every /v/eekend

>>714647605
item strategy
save speed items for the end, use invincibility after last place hits item box (to dodge the lightning)

>>714647645
>blue fire
Why would you not just call it Nitro?
That's the clear inspiration.
Plus those sections are pretty obviously World's replacement of antigrav by how they get used.

nice 1st fang now unlock rocky wrench

i took an aggressive cute assuming i'd get a mushroom and instead got a fire flower

>comm error
fuck

>>714647830
don't reply to me

I'm ready to take my rightful spot for last place. Watch out anons.

>4th place on 3rd lap
>Turning the literal last corner
>Shelled off the map

I hate this game

>>714647832
I'M FUCCCCCCCKING TRYING
fucking rng faggotry.
Top 3 aint bad once more.
Nice to not be FUICKING HEEMED every 2 seconds for once.

>>714647930
you can't hide from me.

>only 20 players instead of 24
dead game

>>714648148
I'll help you

ggs gonna go to taco bell

Couldn’t’ve been easier

>That one nigger that immediately goes for bagging during intermissions
HPR you are a cocksucking nigger, seriously go join a discord if you're gonna keep doing that.

>>714648484
not him but that's kinda the game's fault for making it the best strategy

>>714648383
grab me a quesadilla and a med baja blast please

>>714648484
that fag left

>>714648484
bros talking to ghosts

Sorry I’m trying to race normally but I’m way too sick feeling. Maybe tomorrow :(

>>714648484
Who the fuck is HPR

>>714648484
is HPR in the room with us right now?

>19th place
hahahahaha

>both my dk spaceport intermissions got picked
lol

KING SWOOP HAS WON A RACE

>>714648846
You're improving, anon!

>1st
Quitting while i’m ahead. Gg’s, always to fun to race with you fags

I JUST WANNA PLAY DK SPACEPORT IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

>>714649089
yes

>tfw held shock for the spiral tower items
i OWN all of your fates

>>714649117
*dodges*

sorry for pushing you off the rail other mario anon

Fighting for first and second the whole time and finish in last.
It's consistent enough I know I'm doing something wrong.

you wont be getting rocky wrench on my watch

22/24

>>714649327
this is a game about dodging the shock and holding a golden mushroom until the last off-road shortcut

>kamek never spawned
peepa never ever....

The blue giveth and taketh away

alright I'm done gonna play salmon run at the hour GG

Ant Tenna kek
Bro are u even trying

I HATE THE COIN BLOCK
I HATE THE COIN SHELL
I HATE THE BOOMERANG
I HATE THE HAMMERS

>>714650068
I'd like the coin block more if it was actually useful when I got it. most of the time I'm already at max coins or someone hits me while I'm using it. It's only been helpful a few times since I started playing world

>>714649861
seeya later

this game is too fucking hard
it's impossible to win

>>714650595
i just won thougheverbeit

>>714650569
>17th place
>coin block
T-thanks...

>>714650569
Coin block would better if the boost was strong enough to let you take some shroom cuts, like food. As it is it's too weak and short for the boost to even be noticeable

>>714650595
winning and losing feel really random in this game. I'm not complaining cause it is mario kart and that's kinda what you expect going in but yeah

good luck unlocking the characters you need fang and that other anon

>>714650579
later bro

Is Cloudy playing?

>>714650840
yes get in quick

redbros...

bluebros...

brownbros...

>starmid peak selected
>comm error'd

Greenbros...

sei you retard nigger cock. I'm on youir team. use your fuckin eyes douche.

ggs, might be back later

>>714645359 (OP)
this art is funny

>>714651475
>take three laps to catch up to the pack because I went to piss
>still get 4th
EZ

should i eat a gummy

>>714651532
You should eat two gummies

>>714651532
DUDE

>comm error
There goes blue team's points

GOD DAMN IT

we still won.
eat it fuckos.
anyhow good races see you faggots tomorrow.
Day of the WRENCH

why is everyone leaving...

>Babies on top of both teams
They can't keep getting away with it!

>>714651818
>coms still on

>>714651851
Oops, I don't host often

wait are others getting comm errors too?

>>714652245
I was a few rounds ago

WHO THE FUCK SNIPED ME GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

I gtg, have plans in the morning. Have fun!

#SWOOPSWEEP

>>714652443
I'm taking you down with me

peach you fatass, grabbing both foods

>>714652894
whoever modeled that peach skin knew what they were doing giving her white mom ass

>passing a blue shell explosion in that final section
lol wonder who got screwed over

>1 to 10 in a second
Got Karted really bad that time

>>714653380
lmao

this game is too hard
it's not fun
i literally can't win one fucking time

GG's, thanks guys

>get out of the way of the mega
>they followed

I'm convinced you're all out to get me
Fuck you all
Good races

6 players remain

>green shell just chilling between the geysers
aaaaaa

>>714654953
I almost ran into it

your dumb bananas messed me up

>>714655412
lol good

got hit so much trying to hit the monkey..

>>714655581
git gud

lmao you bitch

>>714655940
lmao my lungs

>Attempt a cool feather jump on a palm up to a rail
>Lakitu grabs me
Can't do anything with this thing

im dying over here lol
small lobbies make fighting easier

lmao what a fag

I can't win no matter what I do
I hate this fucking game

Fuck your horn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the star revenge cracked me up
>>714656938
when i heard your mega i was trying so hard to swerve around

>>714645359 (OP)
Holy shit, that's a piece of art.

Joining for some morning rounds

Bro I'm dying

the trex tail pushed me out of bounds..

We do a little mischief

Take that

there was no avoiding those reds
>and a horn

Autistically frontrunning
I need to learn those Wario Stadium grinds... 5/24 come comfy EU morning racism

>>714657918
>eu
but I'm a burger

Dög, G and me were enacting the three stooges the entire race

I FELL FOR IT AGAIN

ok seeing someone else mega'd stopping in their tracks does look really funny

Man those shells almost got me

Suuuuuper Mario Kart, wahooooo!

oops i forgot you roll forward from shells

STOP PICKING INTERMISSIONS

You had to have shells when I jumped on you

Enough with these horns

>>714658590
BEEEP

I JUST ROLLED THE RAREST ITEM IN THE GAME
a blooper

>>714658590
Sorry, I am just so horny...

Bruh, don't pick rainbow road with just 5 players.

that triple reds clash was silly

>wanted to use the horn on you
>you use the damn bullet bill

>>714659053
get STOMPED

Goodnight you autist
Good races!

>>714659106
GG

>>714658797
don't tell me what to do

these will be my last ones

>>714659106
G'night!
It was fun!

how many on still?

Fucking horns man fucking horns

DÖG
>>714659182
4 guys

>>714659182
4 but some are leaving soon

fumbled the coin shell backshot snipe...

Acceleration wins the day!

DÖG you BIG bully!

These horns are driving me insane

How the fuck did you dodge everything that's bullshit

lol i tried to finish before you in reverse
ggs that was funny

This was pretty fun even though we were mostly just five guys
Thanks for the fun morning lads

>>714659923
GG's bro I was laughing the entire time oh and FUCK YOU AND YOUR HORNS

>>714659980
>Thanks for the fun morning lads
But it's 2am