Thread 714654042

Why do faggots keep saying Samus is strong? She's NOT. Her power suit does all the work for her, and according to Sakamoto, she only has a very strong mind to keep the power suit on. That's why she lost it in Zero Mission when she crash landed, because that whole ordeal was too much even for her. Same thing in Other M when she loses it, it's because she's too nervous or stressed out to keep it on.

Zero Suit Samus is just a weak female, as seen in Zero Mission where she can't kill once in the zero suit.

Sex with balls

>>714654630
Can someone please perma ban this freak already? He shits up every single Metroid thread.

>>714654686
Shit medium, shit discussions. Sorry but that's the hill you chose to die on.

>>714654042 (OP)
strong woman is translated into brave woman.
men have to be brave by default, so strong men cant mean brave men, it has to mean powerful men

>>714654042 (OP)
She has superhuman physical strength due to her Mawkin Tribe Chozo DNA.

>>714655364
This is bullshit. She has superhuman MENTAL strength, as pointed out by Sakamoto.

Her physical body is WEAK. Canon proof is Zero Mission, where she can't kill enemies while in her zero suit.

>>714655243
I'll do you one further.
Shit website. Shit time period. Shit zeitgeist. Shit reality. Shit biology. Shit physics. Shit metaphysics. Shit ontology.

>>714655660
Shit spraying out my ass

>>714655441
All she has in the zero suit section is the space equivalent to a .22 boot pistol backup.

>>714655441
It's literally in Metroid Dread retarded faggot. Stated by Nintendo themselves even in the Metroid A-Z app thing they're currently doing if Metroid is your favorite series.
>Canon proof is Zero Mission, where she can't kill enemies while in her zero suit
Master Chief can't kill aliens without his Mjolnir Suit, does that mean he doesn't have super strength unless he wears the suit?

>>714655775
And? Her body couldn't do jack shit because she was WEAK.

>>714655441
Her physical body is STRONG. Canon proof is Zero Mission, where she can leap 12 times her height while in her zero suit.

>>714656057
Mario can do the same, and he's fat.

>tfw long time ago read a hentai comics with incontinency Samus who defecated herself when she was stressed and afraid
>cannot find it anymore
Probably was different timeline, but it was hilarious.

>>714655925
Where in Dread exactly?

>>714656176
The strongest men are usually fat.

Post the ass shot from Zero Mission. You know which one.

>>714654630
FPBP mogging OP's shitpost thread

>>714654042 (OP)
>why do people say Megaman is strong? The power suit and upgrade does all the work.

>>714656928
Got you covered famalam.

>>714657149
Mega Man is a robot, you fucking retard. Samus is a human with a power suit.

>>714656379
Stated by Raven Beak himself

>>714654042 (OP)
I never knew why people though she was a buff amazon mommy. Metroid Zero depicted as slim, basically a gymnast.

>>714657689
>slim

>>714654042 (OP)
>This remake and not cannon game proves my point

LOL

>2025
>sybb is STILL shitting up /v/

Wish she would remodel my shithole

>>714655441
>She has superhuman MENTAL strength, as pointed out by Sakamoto.
Zero Mission proves you wrong since she's still incredibly acrobatic and agile out of the suit and doesn't die instantly to pirate attacks.

>>714658261
What did you expect, he's also ACfag.

>>714657726
Yeah, but this is literally the ONLY time she had a fat ass

>>714657689
this

>>714659415
Super Metroid acttually has tone.

>>714657689
Some Super Metroid-era artwork, but that's about it

>>714659494
>her ribs are showing due to being starved in an monster infested alien land
>people thought she was ripped
more like ribbed

>>714657726
Fuck, that's downright fat.

Get a life, sybb.

>>714657689
she has the dna of 9 foot tall bird people coursing through her. I don't think people imagine buff as much as some kind of peak human specimen, agility, reflexes and to an extent strength. a far cry from chozo or even space pirates but stronger stuff than a normie human.

>>714659415
Yeah, basically an olympic gymnast and not a body builder.

>>714660312
>noooo we need to wear like a slut to get an edge
>noooo we cant force everyone to wear the same non slutty uniform so its fare
>shave my hair or at least keep it short to not be held back by it? but that would make me ugly
I hate olympics being turned into a gooner show

>>714660312
Honestly, I kinda hate the mommy amazon with abs stuff that you see on twitter and how its presented as strong. Just like I kinda hate the 90 style of superheroes with abs and sharp muscles.

>>714660312
>tattoo
She should just get Damaged Goods stamped on her forehead.

Because trannies have "claimed" this series but don't really play the games or paid any attention to them, so now they shit up every discussion about Samus claiming she should be a built like a linebacker because that makes them feel less weird about their male physique. She's canonically feminine, slender, with big tits and some slight muscle definition.

>>714661598
>She's canonically feminine, slender, with big tits and some slight muscle definition.

>some slight muscle definition
Literally where?

>>714655925
>Master Chief can't kill aliens without his Mjolnir Suit,
He can.
It's just easier with his suit.

I mean, Samus is strong, but so is everyone else that isn't human. You don't even fight humans in Metroid, so I dunno where the issue is.

>>714660312
>women MUST do what other women do
>getting skin doodles becomes a thing
groan

>>714655925
Master Chief would kill Samus

>>714654042 (OP)
Sakamoto is a huge faggot and the real creator of Metroid is Gunpei Yoko.

>>714663737
>>714661691
She causes definition in my muscle

>>714657250
>"Mega MAN is a robot"

Nice try, chump.