>goes to prison just before his most hyped games of the decade release
>knowing Nintendo's pricing strategy for its first-party titles, Donkey Kong Bananza will likely still be the same price when he gets out

Pour one out for /ourguy/

>>714663606 (OP)
Hey I love Donkey Kong

And to think all of this could have been avoided by not being obviously catfished and lured to fuck an underage girl and then shitting yourself into a diaper as soon as you arrive at the bait home

I mean.... Which of us can say this also couldn't happen to us?