Thread 714665969

Your waifu becomes real but so does he
Do you accept these terms?

>>714665969 (OP)
its time to admit bbc is 4chan culture and is been for more than a decade

>>714665969 (OP)
Plot twist: I have sex with him instead of my waifu

>>714665969 (OP)
Why wouldn't I want Coach to be real?

>>714665969 (OP)
>waifu and coach
where are the downsides

I'd be Coach's bitch desu...

>>714665969 (OP)
I wish coach was my dad

theres probably at least 30000 people nearly interchangeable from coach in america right now

did generalbutch really died? none of his clones have the same amount of sovl

>>714665969 (OP)
My waifu would be disgusted just by looking in my direction, so no deal

>>714665969 (OP)
Coach is cool, I'd BBQ with him.

>>714665969 (OP)
>waifu becomes real and I also get to hang out with coach
You're not giving me any negatives here. At least if it was Louis you might have to worry about him ODing on coke in your house or something.

>>714666475
He didn't die, he got doxxed and turned out to be jeet

Niggers really be out there acting like teenage girls trying to attract the attention of their crush.

>>714666661
you're gay if u dont have a crush on coach

coach wouldn't fuck my waifu in real life, he understand the importance of a relationship between a man and a women, he would be helping you to get her

No because my waifu would hate me in reality.

>>714665969 (OP)
Fuck women I just want a cool bro I can hang out with and Coach is as cool as they come

>>714666728
>Old Chinese man telling me about how to get a girlfriend today

>>714666705
I'd fuck Coach because he's a sweet lovable goofball but I will NEVER have sex with you regardless of how many town bicycles having sex with other men you post.

>>714666030
this. timmies btfo. we're replacing you

>>714666817
why would i want to have sex with you? you're not coach

>>714665969 (OP)
>one of the EXTREMELY few black vidya characters liked by almost everyone.
>future suicide statistics attempt to claim him for their cuckfaggotry.
sincerely kys

>>714665969 (OP)
Oh boy, two coaches!

>>714665969 (OP)
there's far too many summerfags and 2016ers to even reference what you're referencing right now

>>714666884
Based

>>714667019
Actual midwit.

>>714667019
since this is /v/ I’m going to assume it’s from porn

>>714666030
BBC is reddit, otherwise it wouldn't be as popular as it is online. Plus the biggest consumers of BBC content by IP address are Indians.

>>714665969 (OP)
Coach will cheer me on as I fuck my waifu.

>>714666475
Just look up X3D

>>714667202
I'll never understand why Indians self insert as black in media.

>>714666882
Yeah I was gonna say, in-universe Coach is actually a moral person and generally standup guy, isn't it a bit out of character for him to be the subject of all this weird cuck fetish porn?

>>714667145
>since this is /v/ I’m going to assume it’s from porn
Coach was one of the most popular models of the SFM porn era back when SFM porn was made to make people chuckle and not jerk off to and basically Coach x your waifu on SFM was a funny right of passage like CJ mods

>>714667535
>in media
Look up "indian blackmaxxing". lmao.

I don't because Coach should have his own waifu too.

>>714667880
Nope, I don't wanna know.

For me it's Rochelle. I wissh she were real so I could take her for a cute picnic date and share some ice cream together. She's so sweet and lovely. She's my all time vidya waifu.

>>714665969 (OP)
When's Dinner?

faggoty ass discord raid shitting up the whole board with bbc trolling

>>714665969 (OP)
What like a package deal? Or he just spawns in cleaveland?

>>714665969 (OP)
of course. why wouldn't I want a waifu and a best friend?

>>714666619
why is it always a jeet

This post is really fucking stupid but it made me laugh

>>714665969 (OP)
This is a literal win/win
>>714668385
Normies and (((/v/))) have always hated on Roch, because she's the only actual human bean individual in the L4D2 crew. She's the support/common sense in a group consisting of literal cartoon characters (great ones, mind you). She got done dirty with the ban on the laugh emote though... It seems Valve hasn't made a sound game design decision since HL2 Ep. 2.

>>714668385
I cannot stand Base game Rochelle, post fixed Rochelle

if your waifu hasn't been COACHED you're the cuck not me

>>714666030
right when this subhuman took over, interesting

why are you guys obsessed with fat niggers

>>714670450
Im a fatniggersexual

>>714669953
I just found out where this video is from. Thanks for ruining my day

>>714665969 (OP)
Hold on a minute! Nothing would get be more joy to have my waifu be real, and to save my man Coach, but isn't he Uber-Infected carrier!? Like there's a chance I'm going to bring the zombie apocalypse into our world dooming us all.

>>714665969 (OP)
Fuck yeah I've got a few recipes I'd love to show Coach.

>>714669890
That's what I love about her. She's ordinary and sensible but still very cute. Her cheerful enthusiasm is endearing but she can be somber and realistic when she needs to be.

The issue here isn't that Coach becomes real, the issue here is that there's no guarantee that my waifu reciprocates the feelings I'd have for her.

>>714671712
Most importantly she'll clean house with the zombies, when need to be.

What do BBC/BNWO fans think of black people in real life

>>714665969 (OP)
coach is spiritually white anyway

>>714665969 (OP)
Are you kidding? Coach is the second best character in L4D in general. Of course I do.

>>714665969 (OP)
is he SFM star Coach or Tasty Cools Coach?

Coach is an honorary white

>>714672723
>>714673212
wtf is white about Coach, he's just some fat ass black guy

>>714670631
Redpill me

>>714673359
Anon! he's just got reverse vitiligo

I get the meme is that Coach would fuck my waifu, but honestly that nigga is too cool. I accept these terms. Maybe I'll get sloppy seconds every now and again.

>>714666619
Wasn't he Malaysian or some kind of Asian mudslime?

>>714669890
The big issue with Rochelle is that half of her character was locked away for whatever reason. A lot of really good voice lines weren't implemented into the game, so she seemed incredibly bland from what they chose to arbitrarily keep. It took until that big community update thing they let happen for people to realize there was something more to her.

>>714668385
>sensible
>cute
>caring
>absolutely no stereotypical sheeboon behavior
>capable with guns
>Depeche Mode fan
Only literal faggots don't like her.

>>714665969 (OP)
Yes, and then we'll all go have some chili's baby back ribs
https://youtu.be/_1zzRLMHlDM?list=RD_1zzRLMHlDM

>>714665969 (OP)
Maybe the waifu... maybe she'd made of chocolate...

>>714665969 (OP)
trick question, remember that coach is infected but immune to the virus, if he becomes real, zombie plague invades our world

>>714665969 (OP)
Keep the waifu and give me coach, true friend

>>714673439
>2 children playing with a gun on Instagram live
>Sister accidentally blows the head off of her brother
>She realizes what she just did then blows her own head off
>Family tries opening the door that is now jammed with their 2 dead bodies
>Pushes it a bit open and sees what happened to his children leading to that vid

>>714665969 (OP)
>Waifu is real
>Realest nigga in LFD2 to be friends with.
Whats the catch?

>>714666845
Test

sorry raiding cuckolds but your hero is getting assraped in prison

>>714674187
Nigga got the zombie virus, so world is fucked

>>714674141
>>2 children
they are grown ass niggers

>my nigga coach getting bitches
good on him

>>714671489
A one man cheeseburger apocalypse

>>714674610
nah they were teens

>>714665969 (OP)
Inferior genetic hair. Shaves head bald, or suffers male pattern baldness. Checks out.

>>714666368
Cheeseburgers go extinct because of him

>>714674817
you mean lunchtime rowdies

>>714674141
yikes

>>714665969 (OP)
but I AM him