Thread 714670654 - /v/ [Archived: 492 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:52:26 PM No.714670654
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>Meanwhile on the Colonial refugee /v/leet...
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:54:22 PM No.714670771
I love cylon milkers
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:55:11 PM No.714670832
caprica_6
caprica_6
md5: 605ad73dabe2ee5796c7a27543db5aac๐Ÿ”
>getting seduced by a devil only you can see
That would be so terrible haha
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:56:20 PM No.714670924
>>714670654 (OP)
boy, i'm sure if we needed to sacrifice a battlestar, adama would wisely sacrifice the old and damaged galactica instead of the newer, bigger, more powerful pegasus which also has viper production facilities
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:57:21 PM No.714670992
>>714670832
>literally genocide your species for some pussy

i know you dumb /v/irgins would totally take that trade
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:58:17 PM No.714671046
>>714670832
Was the actually an angel, a devil or whatever sent by "God" to guide Baltar or was Baltar just going complete schizo from the guilt being involved in Mankind's genocide?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:59:16 PM No.714671096
Now, I know things are tough right now, but I'm told we have a plan. Let's hear it!
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:02:39 PM No.714671262
battlestar-galactica-no-exit-joh
battlestar-galactica-no-exit-joh
md5: 7a32e651c352d2ee6d7ed622f2448687๐Ÿ”
>>714671096
Okay, hear me out...

Kill humans. Behead humans. Roundhouse kick a human into the concrete. Slam dunk a human baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy humans. Defecate in a humans food. Launch humans into the sun. Stir fry humans in a wok. Toss humans into active volcanoes. Urinate into a human's gas tank. Judo throw humans into a wood chipper. Twist humans' heads off. Report humans to the IRS. Karate chop humans in half. Curb stomp pregnant black humans. Trap humans in quicksand. Crush humans in the trash compactor. Liquefy humans in a vat of acid. Eat humans. Dissect humans. Exterminate humans in the gas chamber. Stomp human skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate humans in the oven. Lobotomize humans. Mandatory abortions for humans. Grind human fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown humans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize humans with a ray gun. Kick old humans down the stairs. Feed humans to alligators. Slice humans with a katana.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:04:52 PM No.714671381
>>714671046
it was real and from "god." there's no devil in bsg
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:09:49 PM No.714671661
>>714671046
Angel. Took the form of the cylon who tricked him
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:13:33 PM No.714671865
>>714670654 (OP)
hey guys i think we should network all of the ships together. then we can have huge LAN parties and play games together.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:14:48 PM No.714671947
>>714671865
DON'T DO THIS! CYLON HACKER TROLLS WILL JOIN!!! THIS ALSO MAKES MUSTARD GAS!
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:22:53 PM No.714672436
Raider totally not hacking
Raider totally not hacking
md5: 827bf17d2b76c731b29dd3ded861c1eb๐Ÿ”
>>714671947
This fag just got a false positive with his antivirus. Don't listen to him. Link your ships bros, lets have some fun
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:52:08 PM No.714674215
DRADIS CONTACT
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:53:23 PM No.714674309
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the cutscenes for this game were WILD
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:55:19 PM No.714674428
>>714670924
Blame his fat son.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:55:54 PM No.714674471
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:15:07 PM No.714675525
>>714674428
To be honest, both Lee and Adama only had eachother as family. I don't think Lee wanted his dad to die so he sacrificed the Pegasus to save Galactica.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:16:17 PM No.714675594
>>714670654 (OP)
Are we there yet?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:51:43 PM No.714677781
>>714674309
>Women getting overpowered by men
>Women getting raped by men
>Women getting saved by men
Goddamn this would never be allowed today. She'd fight them all off on her own, they'd never land a blow, and then she'd make some snarky quip when the 'saviors' show up at the end to see her standing over all the defeated attackers if this was remade today.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:24:26 PM No.714679964
>>714677781
>Goddamn this would never be allowed today.
there were plans to make a new sereis but it got cancelled
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:31:29 PM No.714680419
vlcsnap-2025-03-08-04h45m15s009
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>>714670832
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:00:14 PM No.714682464
>>714674309
damn he actually got some thrusts in
I don't remember that
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:14:39 PM No.714683582
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>>714670832
Why was she so tall haha

Hope that doesnt happen to me! Being dominated by tall amazon satan must be awful
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:16:47 PM No.714683753
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>>714683582
>Why was she so tall haha
she's not, the guy was just a manlet
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:29:46 PM No.714684712
>>714683753
I hope that's a tiny fairy girl in there.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:52:57 PM No.714686862
>>714670654 (OP)
So I've never watched any B-star galactica because it seemed really campy and one of those "I did it first but I didn't do it well" type of sci-fi shows.
Is it worth it?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:09:44 PM No.714688428
I liked the Expanse, should I watch Battlestar Galactica
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:15:48 PM No.714689058
>>714686862
Worth it up until the battle over new caprica.
It still has some of the best space combat of any show or movie.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:16:52 PM No.714689172
>>714689058
Now, are you talking about the entire series. '79 to 2010?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:18:37 PM No.714689339
>>714670654 (OP)
the ending was fucking gay
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:20:40 PM No.714689525
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md5: 043d1d09469e37c4d00d8c7a861c5b7d๐Ÿ”
The religion and mythology of this show becoming true ruined the entire story and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:25:19 PM No.714689932
300px-IblisRevealed
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>>714689525
The problem is the religion and mythology was shallow and almost non-existent. Basically amounted to
>yeah God exists but he's barely around
>yeah Angels exist but they just fuck with specific people for mysterious reasons
>fuck Humans and robots in general, lol
The OG series had a far more interesting mythology, even if it was camp as hell.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:25:25 PM No.714689938
>>714670654 (OP)
I love how much the religious and mythological aspect filters redditors and frogposters (same thing)
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:26:49 PM No.714690064
Anon desperate for rage (You)'s (he wont get them)
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:29:32 PM No.714690283
>>714674309
Let the jewish asian mehicana bitch get raped by the old balding jewish asshole and his ashkenazi tool.
Jewish women must be converted to islam. Ugly jewish women need to dress up.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:30:47 PM No.714690382
>>714674428
the suicide ramming of that one basestar was completely unnecessary both pegasus and galactica could have escaped

pegasus can take on 2 basestars solo and win while taking multiple nuke hits (see the Razor movie). the big goof was not including pegasus in the original plan
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:32:12 PM No.714690517
>>714689339
>baltar's actor begged ron moore for baltar to get his comuppance at the end
>ron moore refused

it's been sixteen (16) years and i'm still mad
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:32:14 PM No.714690523
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How would you have rewritten the show?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:32:31 PM No.714690540
>>714671046
Actual spiritual existences, though they explicitly state that what they serve doesn't like to be referred to as "God".
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:33:36 PM No.714690638
>>714690382
>pegasus can take on 2 basestars solo and win

did galactica ever destroy a basestar in a standup fight on its own?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:34:23 PM No.714690724
>>714690523
The rioting prisoners all would have gotten spaced
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:36:23 PM No.714690890
>>714690523
the cylons being religious is fine, but "god/angels/whatever" being real was weird. the final 5 shit was also stupid

but the biggest problem, in my opinion, was the series lasted too long. 76 episodes is too long for a series about a ragtag fleet on the run. cut it down 30-40 episodes removing the stupid filler and it would be a better experience
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:38:20 PM No.714691070
>>714690523
>"Earth" is actually cylons
This is stupid.
>there is "another Earth"
Also stupid.
>Lee tells everyone to become cavemen
Also stupid.
>Cylon's plan is to not have a plan
Supremely stupid.

Fix all of these and it's fine.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:44:04 PM No.714691592
>>714691070
>have tens of thousands of regular humans plus hot cylon babes who can get pregnant
>survivors decide to fuck literal neanderthals instead

i don't understand
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:51:55 PM No.714692287
>>714686862
>B-star galactica
reddit
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:53:29 PM No.714692430
>>714692287
reactionary faggot
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:53:45 PM No.714692458
1569626573958
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md5: 69b7e3bb4080650bb4287000692fc9f2๐Ÿ”
>>714692287
>abbreviations are reddit
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:58:03 PM No.714692872
>>714690523
Ending probably. Like some people deciding to go caveman is fine but just make another half of the fleet go back to twelve colonies. Considering there is no more threat from cylons.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:59:09 PM No.714692987
>>714692872
arent the twelve colonies nuclear hellholes
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:59:32 PM No.714693029
>>714692458
The accepted abbreviation is BSG, not "B-star"
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:01:14 PM No.714693169
>>714692987
Plenty of episodes from season 1 and 2 were on colonies and it was fine. Main population centers were bombed but planets are fine more or lass. At least Caprica.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:01:40 PM No.714693229
>>714679964

Because everyone universally agreed that it would have been retarded.

It was funny watching things go full circle though. 20 years ago the cast of the original BSG were all salty and bitching that they were making a new series that disregarded theirs. 20 years later and the cast that replaced them did the same thing about a prospective new series.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:03:58 PM No.714693453
>>714693229
>20 years later and the cast that replaced them did the same thing about a prospective new series.
Nigga what are you smoking?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:07:02 PM No.714693770
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Was he /ourguy/?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:07:39 PM No.714693839
>>714693770
Dude didn't fucking deserve to be revealed as a Cylon. Writers did him dirty.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:08:16 PM No.714693898
>>714693770
absolutely
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:10:10 PM No.714694063
>>714693839
It was useless more than dirty. When he was revealed the clue game of who was a cylon was old and uninteresting.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:10:18 PM No.714694082
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Surprised nobody has brought up the Deadlock vidya game yet.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:11:20 PM No.714694176
>>714679964
There was a prequel series that was pure hebe bait. Fucking Mormons get away with anything I swear goddam
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:11:32 PM No.714694195
>>714694082
That's good shit. The turn based gameplay sounded iffy to me at the first but i devoured that game for countless hours. It's so good.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:15:21 PM No.714694561
>>714689339
Strong disagree. Easily the most impactful ending to a TV series I've ever watched, and unlike GoT it all "made sense" given the characters and setting. However, like GoT it was preceeded by the worst season (or seasons in GoT's case) of the whole series. As weird as it sounds, Rosanne also had a really impactful ending. Yeah, a fucking '90s family sitcom.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:16:14 PM No.714694656
>>714694176
ive only seen the first episode of caprica and didnt feel the need to watch any further. sure the girl is hot but the show looked boring
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:17:45 PM No.714694812
>>714694656
Caprica was fucking retarded. Nobody asked for virtual reality garbage.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:17:49 PM No.714694819
rose
rose
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Captain, i found this thing floating in space.
It don't look cylon, so maybe we can re-purpose it once we get inside the cabin.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:23:01 PM No.714695245
>>714694656
You didn't miss anything. I watched it all and I can't recall a single thing about it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:33:54 PM No.714696224
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this being at the start of every fucking episode is so funny knowing now that the writers genuinely had no plan
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:41:25 PM No.714696887
>>714671046
Iirc the wiki says its a transdimensional alien or some shit. Dunno what eu shit thats from tho
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:42:57 PM No.714697014
>>714675594
If i hear one more peep out of you ill feed you to fatdama
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:45:00 PM No.714697167
>>714690523
Starbuck takes out her pistol and shoots admiral cain in the head
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:50:56 PM No.714697678
galen
galen
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>>714674309
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:12:26 PM No.714699653
>>714670924
>>714690382
In my headcanon both the basestars just had a skeleton crew to act as scouts/sentries for New Caprica and neither was well enough staffed to be able to fight at full strength.
Lee wasn't willing to let his dad die and arrived to see Galactica on the brink of destruction so made the decision to sacrifice Pegasus to buy Galactica enough time to make a jump and not risk it being destroyed before it could jump.
The Cylons as far as we know had fairly expendable resources by comparison, so probably would have prioritised finishing Galactica off even if it meant they lost all three basestars to Pegasus.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:37:14 PM No.714701879
>>714694082
i'm too dumb for this game. i kept getting rekt in the first level and uninstalled
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:39:28 PM No.714702084
>>714701879
Basically it's all about positioning and learning what ships have which gun positions. Like for example the Colonial Corvette has one regular gun below its bow and then two light guns pointing up at its stern. So you can charge in to fight a target below you and then take potshots as you disengage for another charge. And of course you use missiles to wear down armor.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:42:56 PM No.714702396
>>714699653
still, he didn't need to sacrifice pegasus. the first salvo when pegasus arrived knocked out 1 of the 4 basestars. pegasus could then commence an attack run on a 2nd basestar. the other 2 basestars would focus fire on pegasus since she was wrecking their shit

>>714699653
>The Cylons as far as we know had fairly expendable resources by comparison

This was where the show fucked up for me. They destroy the resurrection ship and suddenly the cylons are on the back foot. the cylon FTL drives are able to jump from the 13 colonies to bumfuck space where the fleet is in a single jump. they can easily bring in reinforcements. shit, they can spam nukes like in the original attack but they rarely use nukes after the movie
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:45:01 PM No.714702593
retard here

how are canon shots from BSG and PEG so much faster than missiles fired by the cylons? like canon shots are almost instant hits while missiles are slow enough to be destroyed by flak/point defense fire/viper fire
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:04:35 PM No.714704212
>>714702396
>, they can spam nukes like in the original attack but they rarely use nukes after the movie
Tbf they arent that useful in space battles
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:06:56 PM No.714704442
>>714702593
Missiles are big and heavy, have an explosive payload and maybe a penetrator
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:33:28 PM No.714706643
>>714692430
>reactionary
I've never looked up the definition of this word, but from context all I can assume it means is "non-communist"
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:38:52 PM No.714707162
>>714702396
Yeah but if you aren't fully crewed you probably can't reload the torpedoes to engage the other basestars quick enough before they start pounding you. He also didn't have any fighters onboard so would have been overwhelmed with fighters in an instant. Also, there was no knowing whether several more basestars were imminently going to jump in.
It's very easy to go 'what if', but in the spur of the moment, it was a less risky strategy that ultimately worked even if it was at a high cost.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:38:59 PM No.714707170
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>>714670654 (OP)
Why don't you fly her yourself?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:40:36 PM No.714707321
>>714702593
>>714704442
Also missiles have to accelerate, whereas a kinetic round is launched at full speed