Thread 714680842

>"Send from my iPhone" signature under every mobilepost for easy telling of who is a mobilefag
>Soijaks are banned site-wide much like ponies
>Using Sharty lingo- ex shortening words like 'cado, 'eck, etc... "coal/gem" "keyed" "troon" calling yourself a "chud" etc- gets you banned for being underage
>Halve the jannies' salary
>Any templatepost- "." "well, /v/?" "thoughts?" etc is instant autosage
>Double the jannies' salary again
>A /vb/ board that all the culture war spammers can take their shit to

>>714680842 (OP)
>Twitter/Reddit screencaps are instant bans
>Flags
>Bring back the IP counter back
You have no idea how much this would improve not only /v/, but the whole site

a dedicated off-topic/vidya board would literally solve all the problems that mods are trying to solve by endlessly splitting /v/

they're trying to distill all the good parts of /v/ like actual game discussion out of the board until only the shit remains
they should be doing the opposite and scooping out the shit

>>714681019
I agree on everything but flags
It's just gonna devolve into /pol/ shit where people are ignoring your actual statement in favor of poo flinging "ooooh you're from [country] argument invalidated" "well YOU'RE from [country] so fuck you reeeeeee!"

crossposting from other social media websites should absolutely be a bannable offense though

>>714681019
trolls already spoof flags with VPNs

>>714681184
At least it will filter the dumb/poor ones

>>714680842 (OP)
>ESL complaining about the state of /v/

>>714681218
NTA but no it won't
This place is already ruined by political shit and culture war nonsense, having trolls spoof flags or even just let people validate their bias that everyone they dislike is from a country they decided they're all from is gonna cause even more of a pointless issue for people to hyperfixate on

>>714681292
yes yes we know, you saw a minor typo and now you're throwing a chimpy
take that behavior back to reeddit, will ya?

the one and only rule, whining retards like you (OP) get an instaban

>>714681028
>Pokémon gets it oen glacial board
>retro gets its own board despite retro still being vidya
I won't complain about General
>mobile gets a board despite vidya proper getting near constant gachaslop threads
>multiplayer is a fucking dead board
>strategy and RPG are 2 distinct boards that both move at a snails pace
>but 1 vidya/off topic board is a bridge too far

Why do we all have to have these ridiculous timers?

>>Soijaks are banned site-wide much like ponies
>>Using Sharty lingo- ex shortening words like 'cado, 'eck, etc... "coal/gem" "keyed" "troon" calling yourself a "chud" etc- gets you banned for being underage
Ok but you have to give us our containment board /qa/ back, like how bronies have /mlp/

>>714681549
If it's vidya, it goes on /v/. If it's not, it goes on /b/.
The only content that would find a niche on /vb/ would be eceleb threads, because it would result in a real life death within a year.

>>714680842 (OP)
>>714682179
Also
>>"Send from my iPhone" signature under every mobilepost for easy telling of who is a mobilefag
This idea is stupid because it will lead to lots of threads being derailed into arguments about mobileposting, which is a lot more annoying than some guy who wanted to make a 4chan post while taking a shit

Sent from my iPhone

>>714681124
How about this:
Allow the option for users to filter posts from countries.
Don't need to expose anything, and it's voluntary segregation from the thirdies.

>>714682546
This. Also the mobile interface is better than the desktop interface

Sent from my Google Pixel 6

>>714680842 (OP)
>>"Send from my iPhone" signature under every mobilepost for easy telling of who is a mobilefag
*spoofs user agent*
>>Soijaks are banned site-wide much like ponies
>>Using Sharty lingo- ex shortening words like 'cado, 'eck, etc... "coal/gem" "keyed" "troon" calling yourself a "chud" etc- gets you banned for being underage
*proxies around ur ban*
>>Halve the jannies' salary
Fair.
>>Any templatepost- "." "well, /v/?" "thoughts?" etc is instant autosage
*slightly alters template post*
>>Double the jannies' salary again
Also fair.
>>A /vb/ board that all the culture war spammers can take their shit to
*ignores ur containment board, proxies around ur bans*
None of this will fix anything, as long as the proxy sites exist bans mean absolutely nothing anymore

>boogeyman posting (Barry, Eric, Arthur, etc) is grounds for deletion, or a ban if it's persistent
>upload filesize limit buff, 2-4mb is a fucking JOKE in 2025
>maybe multi-upload too, at least for boards that more frequently merit mass image/webm dumps
>a new bans page for randomly selected "archived" bans (rather than random recent ones) that also shows the private reasons attached to bans

Admitting to going on a board just to shit it up should a 30-day ban from that board at minimum

>>714680842 (OP)
We don't need any labels, we just need some fucking MODS THAT DO THEIR GODDAMN JOBS. If they actually moderated the fucking boards and removed off topic posts, range banned repeat offenders, and set front page rules for every board, we'd see a complete turnaround.

>>714683629
>>boogeyman posting (Barry, Eric, Arthur, etc) is grounds for deletion, or a ban if it's persistent
>t. "boogeyman" who doesn't want people to be able to point out anymore how there is an obvious shitposter shitting up every thread about certain topics, so no one can be aware and inform others not to engage with posters who post the exact same garbage every single thread

>>714684039
Too late for that, the cancer is metastasized
The host cannot be saved

>>714684051
>>people to be able to point out anymore how there is an obvious shitposter shitting up every thread about certain topics, so no one can be aware and inform others not to engage with posters who post the exact same garbage every single thread
>t. floods threads with samefagging mass reply posts repeatedly calling anyone who dissents [boogeyman]

>>714683629
>>714684051
Kill all poopdickschizoposters

>4chan used to be the hidden cultural gem of the internet where content slowly leaked out to other websites
>now normalfags come here and spread their twitter memes and then go back and act like they're still anonymous
Crazy as hell that the most racist shit I've seen hasn't been on 4chan but some random twitter post from this year. I think it's an ill omen.

>>714684237
nta but a lot of the time that is one of the "boogeymen" themselves spamming to poison the well.

>>714684026
Bans don't matter since everyone just goes around it anyways. They should unironically make a clone of every board that's 4chan pass users only so that way the poors and underage are segregated.

>>714684249
>>714684237
>t. Poopdickschizo

>>714681124
>>714681019
just ban people from countries outside europe (sans the east slavs), the anglosphere, and japan + korea + taiwan

>>714680842 (OP)
instaban for anyone that calls autosage bumplocking

>>714680842 (OP)
Troon is something awful lingo (trans goon) that got adopted by chuds

User ID's like on /pol/. Blatant advertising = instant ban. ESPECILLY "play her game" threads.

>>714686204
Thread IDs are the only way to save this board.

>>714684552
>you suddenly realize that malicious actors are the primary consumer base of passes because their spam and shillbots can bypass the capcha with it.

>>714680842 (OP)
Wordfilter all variants of "troon/tranny" to "newhalf/newhalves".

>>714686310
Which is perfect because you can go to the vip section of the website and avoid the shilling since all the shilling will be done on the free side with a majority of the users. It's a win-win.

>>714686310
It's not that, there's something else that's free that anyone can use to ban evade and post without doing a captcha.

>>714686008
This, but do one thing, please kindly allow India to post as well.

>>714686605
Jeets and SEAmonkey's are some of the primary reasons that /v/ is fucking trash right now

>>714686204
Reminds me of a fun encounter when I was on .moe during the site's downtime in April.
>an Ericlike tried starting their usual chicanery: spam, mass replies, samefagging, etc
>didn't realize that .moe's /v/ has user IDs, got laughed off like a jackass
Too bad that site was deader than disco even when 4chan was fucked. I still miss a lot of its features.

>>714680842 (OP)
I seem what your type do to imageboards.
You cry, you demand moderatio power, you get moderation power and then the slippery slope begins and the site dies out because you banned everyone fun from it.
That's 55chan on a nutshell, in all it's incarnations.

>>714686830
Yep it was one of the XIV-hating janny's usual shitposter pets that followed XIV threads there during the downtime, that was a funny fucking thread. Major ego damage.

>>714681019
Are you retarded? Flags instantly kill discussion. Everything becomes about your nationality and not the content of your post. No, I'm not a thirdie

>>714680842 (OP)
Everyone remains anonymous, but you can add friends, send friend requests and DM's

>>714687373
I do not want to be your friend.

>>714687032
Actually, what I had in mind was the Switch 2 prerelease thread at the time. But I'm absolutely not surprised to hear that it happened multiple times.

>>714687373
I don't want to be your friend.

>>714680842 (OP)
holy esl

>>714687373
I don't wish to be your friend

>>714687373
I want to be your friend but only if youre into ERP

>>714681028
Some things are inherently borderline between an on-topic and off-topic topic.
I guess that is too much complexity for autists like you who need a rigorous structure.

>>714680842 (OP)
Ban the entire moderation team & manager. Replace them with European DNA coded white women who went to philosophy college back in the 80s

Ban every poster here who is under the age of 30.

Utilize bots to make quality posts instead of posting meme images with ragebaiting 1 liners.

DNA coded posting to find out who's brown, who's a jew, who's a redneck, etc, to know who you're talking to.

>>714680842 (OP)
RANGEBAN INDIA

>implying I'm getting out of my bed to shit post on my computer instead of my phone

Your thread is a time capsule to like, 2013

>>714688429
And this right here is why phone posters should be banned

I feel like banning twitter screencaps would solve 80% of this site's issues

>>714686598
yes... and it registers 4chan passes and fake emails.

the real question is, how do the staff not see the obvious bullshit email addresses?

really all you would need to do is ban reddit/twitter screencap threads and then force mods to actually do their fucking jobs.

>>714680842 (OP)
>Any templatepost- "." "well, /v/?" "thoughts?" etc is instant autosage
You can use 4chanX to deal with this shit already nigger

>>714680842 (OP)
>Soijaks are banned
we invented them and they're the last bastion of OC on here

anything they do to change things drastically risks fucking things up, better to do nothing and win

make an internet celebrity board
call it /incel/

>>714684378
the last couple years it seems like theres more "sayings" from other sites. it feels out of place and in those same threads people get mad at banter and ruin the vibe with genuine lashing out

not exactly these, but the general idea:
>"hi, actual programmer here, .."
>"ask me anything"
>"you do realize .... right?"
they're just these sentence fragments that people sprinkle in to sound cool but its just extra words that add nothing, but its normal where they come from

>>714692358
yeah but then they still bump other threads off

An experimental board connected to Sam Altman's World Orb thing, its not an account exactly, but you post with proof you're human, and if you get banned, your proof is forfeit. And you can't get new proof because you've only got one pair of eyeballs

if you browse the following boards you're banned from every other board on the site besides that one
>pol
>trash
>gif
>int
I guarantee the site improves 100x and everyone can be comfy

>>714686597
>shilling will be done on the free side
why bother targeting poors?
we want the premium audience

>>714680842 (OP)
replace the entire moderation staff with people who at least give 1/10 of an effort
enable thread IDs sitewide
rangeban Israel and India sitewide
make mobile read only
gacha threads and /vg/ gacha generals forced into /vmg/
shadowban anyone that posts on /trash/

>>714680842 (OP)
In all seriousness, we'd only need ONE (1) big improvement:
>Disable mobile site, cockblock mobilefags.

Failing that, the more tame options that would instantly improve the show again:

>Disable OP bumping completely
>Apply a visible warning on post if OP replies to himself multiple times in a row
>restore unique IP counter functionality

Anyone even jokingly suggesting MORE splintering of boards and sub-boards can go fuck themselves. We do NOT need 15 different vidya boards.

>>714692634
>we invented them and they're the last bastion of OC on here
Wrong, you cancer-gen faggot.