TEISTA MA BRAAAADE

>>714682831 (OP)
>All those extra joke lines each
character and unit had
Pure sovl

>>714682831 (OP)
Why was there one orc that was just an asian stereotype? All other orcs were the “Nobel savage tribesmen” archetype thing going on but this MF was Ching Chong to the max.

>>714683076
because blizzard was still cool when warcraft 3 was made

>>714682831 (OP)
<incomprehensible orcrish>

>>714683076
Because orcs are supposed to be a stereotype of ALL "honorable" tribesmen cultures.

>>714683076
As a hero he's a samurai/ninja archetype, weirds a katana, goes invisible, creates illusions like Naruto, and critical strikes you. His voice is appropriately weebish, plus Blademaster is not a lore character so there's no concern if it makes sense. His lore equivalent Grom has no accent like this

>>714682831 (OP)
MY LIFE FOR THE HORDE
>MY LIFE FOR THE HORDE
MY LIFE FOR THE HORDE
>MY LIFE FOR THE HORDE
MY LIFE FOR THE HORDE
>MY LIFE FOR THE HORDE

>>714683376
I can clearly hear it in my head even though it's been years...

>>714682831 (OP)
WARRIORS OF THE NIGHT

ASSEMBLE!

buy an ad maye

>>714683464
I used to play on the Risk mod a lot over a decade ago and to this day randomly the mortar team's spawn chime rings in my head.
>MORTAAAAAR COMBAAAAAT
MORTAAAAAR COMBAAAAAT
>MORTAAAAAR COMBAAAAAT

>>714683376
it aint easy...being green...

>>714682831 (OP)
YESSUH

>>714683746
>Reinforcing a demon-besieged Stormwind with a fuckton of mortar teams rushed through the Deeprun Tram
Dark age of warcraft nostalgia hittin

>>714685894
I miss when the battles in that game got so big that the game turned into a slideshow for like 10 minutes.

>human is both hardest and worst race unless you are a literal pro or something in which case it is sorta okay if you can fast expand
>have to rely on rifle paly style to not instantly die to orcs
>which is getting nerfed 20th time
What the fuck?

>>714683076
Orcs were supposed to be a mash of most Asian cultures before they became dindus.
The old Samwise artwork is mostly orcs being a mix of Mongols and Japanese.

>>714683554
ROAR

>>714686101
Just tower rush.

NEVER TRUST AN ELF

>>714686101
You VVILL micro ze water elemental

>>714686326
Turned the wings on his helmet into furry ears, lmao

>>714682831 (OP)
I'M HERO AND OBEY
MY BLADEA SIX INCHES (SEEKS VENGEANCE)
At least I think that's what he said.

>>714686101
The Undead vs. Night Elf meta is even more hilarious.
>Undead can frame 1 ghoul rush NE base to force the NE player to constantly micro and move their sprites.
>Early siege unit that can take out moon pools in 3-4 hits
>Wyvern deliberately OP
>NE has no counter or answer for Abomination rushing until they have 3rd tier units and upgrades
>NE also has to micro manage mana while Undead can literally just build 3 crypts and set their spawn on the enemy NE's base and watch.

>>714683561
might as well start a patreon too while we're at it, call it "Fund the Horde" and every tier gets you a different grunt voiceline mp3. $10 a month gets you an exclusive “Lok’tar subscriptionar!”

>>714686101
Worst? Humans traditionally dominated tournaments, undead is the weakest and least flexible race, they basically got one strat. Humans are probably the hardest though, they share a terran curse of requiring you to micro a shitton of things

>>714688348

>>714686101
Humans are literally the strongest race, you retard. Night elves are the most brainded.

>>714686947
Stop watching Happy play, he's not representative of what you'll experience if you play online. People like you have killed RTS with dumb comments like this.

for kaaaaz mo daaan

Replaying the RoC campaigns on hard, I'm starting to realize how rough the Undead campaign is designed.
>your new units go from ghouls/shades to meat wagons to necromancers to crypt fiends to banshees/gargoyles to frost worms to abominations
>early on most of your units are fragile as fuck, nothing you have besides Arthas has above 400 hp
>elf missions on hard are annoying with priests being able to dispel skeletons meaning you got to send several waves of skeletons before moving your army in to get rid of their mana
>missions 2-4 require you to build a base from scratch every single time and there's nothing to speed up the process, mission 3 barely has secrets to do while you wait for gold and lumber
>3-5 requires Arthas hold onto an Urn which removes an item slot and 4 has a key you have to ditch another item for
Meanwhile human throws a good combination of units at you with footmen, rifleman, priests, and mortar teams early, Orcs give grunts, headhunters, raiders, catapults, and kodo beasts by the third mission, and night elves have archers, huntresses, dryads, and glaive throwers by then. The latter half of the Undead missions at least end up being good, and they get better in TFT, but it feels like a slog for the first half.

speak, fool.

>>714682831 (OP)
J'ENTENDS ET J'OBEIS
UN EXCELLENT CHOIX

>>714693072
The entirety of RoC is awesome. TFT is where it gets annoying. Mainly due to the naga and boat based missions. I hated that shit in Heroes 3 too.

>>714693072
i enjoyed the game showing how badass arthas truly is. 0 bullshit type of guy, constantly mogging and humiliating his enemies. he is the type of anti-hero/villain thats missing in most games today in my opinion

also
>illidan fags eternally btfo'd

i played this game in german and the most memorable quote that always randomly pops up in my head somehow is: Mein Leben für Ner'zhul

>>714694405
for me its
>sprecht, dummkopf
>EINSATZBEREIT
>arbeit ist vollbracht
the old german voice over was peak sovl

i had so much fun sneaking into enemy bases and killing as many workers as i could with him. he was super cool

>>714694839
>Mehr Arbeit?
>Geladen und gesichert

PITIFUL

>>714694405
>>714694839
>Arbeit Arbeit
>Mehr Arbeit?

>Warriors of the night, Assemble!

>>714691963
One of, if not the most satisfying nuke spells to hit every time.

OH FUCK OFF THEN

I'm a hero and obey.
Yes a lot.
Excellent twice.

>>714686127
who did mongol orcs first, the elder scrolls or warcraft

>>714693072
yeah, getting at least fiends earlier would've been nice

My old balls ache

I'm your suitor

>>714693072
just spam zigs lol. every level gets stomped by the tower spam strat except for that one night elf rush mission where you have 5 minutes to win

>>714694150
Arthas canonically beats up a ton of powerful lore figures on his way to become the Lich King, even Illidan was technically stronger but Arthas had a greater desire to win that day and took advantage of him doing an incredibly stupid move, managing to outdo him despite being outnumbered. It's also kind of interesting how ambiguous his emotions are, including calling a Paladin brother and imploring they let them get what they came for. He just wants to get shit done and doesn't put up with anyone's shit and shows why he was picked as the Lich King's champion. Sort of the opposite of the the human campaign where people continuously hold him back. There's a good reason he is set up so we'll.

>>714693072
Stop it. You'll make me want to replay the campaigns again. Don't even care how slow it is, it is so extremely comfy.

>>714699447
I'd gladly help him with that

>>714686101
Human is the late game powerhouse you just turtle and fast expand until you get there. It is kinda fucked up their one mid-game strat gets nerfed every patch for some reason.
Orc players love complaining that their race sucks to get other viable strats nerfed.

>>714686101
>>714686947
>playing RTS online
baka desu senpai
it's supposed to be a fun singleplayer rtsrpg game
not metafaggotry

Amazing how literally everyone heard
>I'M A HERO AND OBEY

>>714686127
>>714683076
I was always confused why people said orcs were supposed to be nigs recently. I always assumed orcs were a play on mongols, at least in early Warcraft/early wow. I don’t know what they’ve become now.

>>714706278
Ohhhh I thought he was saying I'm Samuro and a gay.

>>714691963
I never understood why warriors didn’t have this in vanilla

>>714706384
Because it went from being extremely racist to refer to black people as orcs to just black people are orcs for some reason.
I don't know why if anything I think because black people just decided they liked it.

>>714683076
>Nobel savage tribesmen
so samurai?

TAZDINGO

>>714696195
>so slow you can reliably react to it
Nothing more satisfying than cucking MKs bolt with a zeppelin snatch

>>714686947
Everything about NE is dogshit, if you want to win there are only 2 strats 1. Mass Dryad with expo
2. Bear + Dryad
Literally nothing else works, they need to rework MG's and the other units need to be buffed, what's the point of 4 different light air units (Hippogryph, Hippogryph Rider, Faerie, Storm Crow) if they all get nuked anyways?

>>714682831 (OP)
I GOT AN ASS TO GRIND!!!

>warpten
>greedisgood 9999999
STORM EARTH AND FIRE HEED MY CALL
>STORM EARTH AND FIRE HEED MY CALL
STORM EARTH AND FIRE HEED MY CALL

>>714682831 (OP)
Mi espada puede transpasar el acero y trofea los tomates que es una maravilla!

>>714706278
is that not what he says?

>>714709393
He says "I hear and obey" but the accent is so thick the "hear" comes out as "hiro"

>>714709583
Its "adhere and obey", dumb nigga

Average NE gameplay
>5 million APM cycling ranged units
>Archer death sound.wav x500
>No upkeep

>I'm blind, not dead

>>714709820
>ad here and obey
The original 'MCDONALDS!'

>>714709820
He only says that when he throws a sticky bomb dumbass

>I shall be your eyes
>My sight is yours
>What needs revealing?
>Let's see
>I'll go and see
>I'll look into it
shade voice lines are the best desu

>>714709831
Sorry chud but reddit council says ALL ranged units are supposed to get hard countered by tier 1 melee units.
Should have played undead or orc lmao.

MORTAAAARRRRRRR COMBBBBBAAAAATTTTTTTTT

>>714710034
loved making those lil guys

>>714709831
DID I JUST FUCKING CATCH YOU TRYING TO FARM WOOD WITHOUT HEALTH TAX?

*Paladin death sound*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6OzKAbDegg

>>714711401
This quote is so perfect, it's one of the best sound effects in gaming

>>714683076
Samuro was specifically a D&D character that Samwise played for a while. Since he influenced the company, they accommodated his request and created a lore reason for why Samuro exists.

>>714710501
i hate how reforged killed all the magic by making every icon look like its from some mobileslop garbage game, god i fucking hate nu-blizzard so much its unreal i wish i could just poof that fucking company out of existence.

>Our town is under attack!

>>714706384
orcs in classic wow had black physiognomy

>>714682831 (OP)
>what a tasty bear
>OOOOH!
>are you hero and no blade
>TASTE MY BLADE!
>are your blade of six inches

>>714683076
Old Blizzard didn't give a single fuck about "respecting cultures" or whatever they only ever designed based on rule of cool

Some guy in their building probably made these voices and sounds and they thought that shit was rad so the Blademaster was born

WC3 just had an insane amount of soul it's crazy I can still hear all the lines perfectly in my head 20+ years later

UN FUEGO BIDI

>>714682831 (OP)
>Do you require aid, human?

Will Warcraft ever be good again bros?

>>714715252
no. it's beyond repair at this point.
If we're lucky there will be a spiritual successor who carries the same soul one day.

>>714715252
lol no

>always put on cheat codes as a kid so I could watch the story and because I was bad
>that first full playthrough not using them
Made me realize how well designed a lot of the missions really were.

>>714715252
Metzen is back at blizzard and he will make warcraft 4 and it will be soulful just wait and see

>>714715252
Not in lore, not in games, not even in music anymore, because the talent is gone, and even when they come back, they just can't fight against the slop.

>>714716205
That motherfucker allowed the wheelchair and the fucking 'Tolerant and Merciful' TROLLBANE

>>714682831 (OP)
>>714683076

It was a different time.

I'm not going to lie to you bros. 10 year old me busted a nut or 2 over the Harpies and Dryads.

>>714710424
They completely gutted the game ever since Refunded, could have run their own servers with their balance

>>714716452
>Danny Niggerkiller, last of the Niggerkiller line and rightful wielder of the fabled blade Niggerslaughterer: My people are champions of tolerance and diversity.

>>714716948
you disgust me

>>714716169
Some Frozen Throne missions are fucked up. I couldn't beat some of them and I was a pretty high ranked player back in the day. That mission where you have to get the courier to the open water was nightmarish. And there are only two difficulties - easy as fuck, and hard as shit.

>>714706384
yes they were originally fantasy mongol monsters later they turned into nigger hulks doesnt matter though cuz wow will never ever be canon

>>714716982
It feels like an utter parody, and the worst part is that they could have LITERALLY JUST MADE A NEW CHARACTER!
THEY DID THIS SHIT WITH THE HORDE TOO, ONE OF THE NEW ORC WOMEN WERE HARDLINERS, AND NOW SUDDENLY THEY ARE 'SUPER TOLERANT', IT'S STUPID!

>>714716948
Dryads have another pair of tiddies on their back if you didn't know

>>714716948
Dryads I can understand, especially with the human mating call. Harpies I can kind of see, but only because they're half naked already. I always liked the Sorceress's boobs.

>>714716948
I aanihilated my dick to night elf campaign title screen

>>714717069
I'm sorry anon.
>>714717189
TWO PAIRS OF TIDDIES?!?
>>714717256
For me it was hearing how preppy and valley girl the Dryads were while seeing their 2003 triangle boobs jiggle. Harpies is self-explanatory. The sorceress was good but I never got too excited about her. Drow Ranger though had some massive fucking tits that even back then I knew I wanted to suck on.

>>714717152
Normal feels like the one that gives you a bit of pushback but is otherwise never too frustrating. Hard is definitely made for those who can juggle all the bullshit, especially missions like the Night Elf mission to wake Malfurion where you have barely any time to get it done, the final Undead missions for both RoC and TFT, and the first Grom mission.

>>714714245
heh nice tits bitch

>>714717449
It's a texture bug but the second pair is behind the leaf/hair, barely noticeable, on classic model ofc

>>714715252
No? Everyone who made Warcraft III, Diablo II, Starcraft BW, and Vanilla WoW are apparently all racist, rapist boys club people. Even if that is all true, somehow they were the only ones capable of making good games at Blizzard.

>>714715252
When we execute B2W then yeah

So how many icons did you guys missee?
I have loads, but as a example I thought this was some weird agonished creature

>>714718103
I never understood how you retards had a hard time with the icons. I could see them perfectly fine for what they are even on my old-ass CRT before I upgraded to a flat screen.

>>714706278
Why did the Jailor do this?

>>714718230
I guess not having an imagination does that to a person

>>714709820
I’m 90% sure it’s I hear and obey

>>714686101
This is literally the opposite. Human is piss easy and the best race for beginners. Orc is in the middle with strong hero’s but expensive specialized units. Night elves and Undead are the difficult races that newbies struggle to play.

>>714718326
Being a visually impaired retard is different from having an imagination.

>>714718315

>>714706278
Do WoW demons still appreciate a good blood sacrifice after they've gotten turned into interplanar space travelers?

>>714718103
Dragonhawk Cloud, Firelord Volcan, Warden Blink

>>714693072
This is why you spam crypt fiends as undead

>>714701625
>He just wants to get shit done and doesn't put up with anyone's shit and shows why he was picked as the Lich King's champion. Sort of the opposite of the the human campaign where people continuously hold him back
Ironically, Arthas in the Undead Campaign listens to others for advice, relying on Kel-Thuzad and Anub'Arak. He knows he's damned, so he's even fine listening to TichondriusThe main difference is that Death Knight Arthas has responsibilities, not expectations.

Then the second undead mission has all the paladins call Arthas a spoiled brat. It shows that they never took him seriously, until they died. Kel-Thuzad and Anub'Arak were better advisors just because they actually respected him as a leader, rather than treating him with kiddy gloves.

>>714694150
>Arthas dominating Kael so hard he can do nothing but seethe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZjcjCT_bVk

>>714701625
>>714719329
Arthas didn't have real homies until the scourge. Which WoW just has to continuously shit all over.

>>714719329
kaelthas getting rejected by jaina in the novel makes this even more embarassing for him

SAY THE WORD

>>714719628
>Which WoW just has to continuously shit all over.
Haven't even played WotLK, but I heard they butchered Anub'Arak by making him an involuntary slave who hated serving the Scourge. Then, of course, they keep recycling Kel'Thuzad.

Arthas had the right idea, a man of Uther's experience should have handled the situation better

>>714720059
Oh now Kel'Thuzad was always working for the Jailer all along.

>>714683076
Samwise Diddler is one of the original weeaboo thatguys.

Metzen could heroically hold him back on only so many things.

>>714706621
>thunderclap in wc3/on npcs
>good damage, strong movement and attack slow
>thunderclap from players literally not worth casting until tbc comes out

>>714701625
I get that Arthas besting Illidan makes for a more interesting story development but it still feels contrived when Arthas was barely hanging on and Illidan was at full force

>>714719201
nigga warlocks still exist

>>714719628
Kill all retarded arthas apologists

>>714719329
>>714701625
Warcraft 3 is so good bros

Did they fix custom campaigns not working in Warcraft III?

>>714721015
yeah when arthas first met illidan, they were evenly matched.
in their final bout, illidan was fully empowered by the skull of gul'dan, while the lich king's powers, and my extention Arthas's, were rapidly faltering.

I think even the blizzard writers outright said Illidan should have realistically won, but arthas won through sheer happenstance/illidan making a stupid mistake

>>714719628
The Arthas/K-Dizzy bromance has always been the greatest love story Blizzard ever told.

>>714714245
let's chat on battle.net sometime

>>714721402
>illidan making a stupid mistake
That's kind of his whole shtick. He's great at fighting, but has terrible judgement. The first thing he does after getting out is eat the skull of Gul'Dan and become a half-demon in order to fight the Burning Legion. Then he becomes a subordinate of the Burning Legion under Kil'Jaeden the next campaign, uses the Eye of Sargeras, and becomes a Demon Lord on Draenor. He only got to Icecrown because he allied with Kael'Thas and Vashj.

He's not even that great a warrior, considering he got captured by Maiev, whose only power is her immense autism, after he ate the skull.

>>714722015
>Vashj
What the FUCK was her problem? Do we ever understand her motivation? Why was she draining a lake in TBC?

>>714722657
thirsty
both for filthy Zangarmarsh water and for Illidans throbbing felcock

>>714683076
Samurai were savages, even if they had a code.
Knights too.

THEY CAME BEHIND

>>714720059
Basically. Christie Golden wrote Anub'arak to be an involuntary slave and this close to betraying Arthas, so Wrath ran with it and everyone fucking hated it. He was also killed in a five man dungeon, which people hated, but they bring him back in a raid somehow where he's more powerful and he seems loyal to the Lich King. This is even before the writers forgot he was the King that betrayed the Nerubians in exchange for power.

Anub'arak is a bro to Arthas and I won't stand for any slander.

How.do you go about playing original WC3/TFT? Isnt it abandonware now?

>One shot, one kill

>>714724078
Built for BTC

>>714716948
This but also the female Naga units. Hell I'm pretty sure this game was responsible for my monster girl fetish.

>>714721218
>Look everyone, the traitor King!
>Who, me?

>Muradin's dwarves? Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?

>Prince Arthas, how fares your noble father?
>Lord Antonidas. There's no need to be snide.

>You killed poor Muradin, you bastard.
>Get over it, already.

Undead Arthas is a treat.

>>714723891
Can’t unless there’s some private hosting server. Everything’s through the bnet launcher and on the slopmake.

>>714714245
>what will it be, hotshot?
>once again it's up to the elves
>>714713574
pure undistilled, uncorrupted kino

>Illidan is out there somewhere
>The guilty will suffer
>The end draws near

>>714714245
>"I don't remember casting slow on you"

>>714724516
Every single Night Elf Tyrande kills to free Illidan? All of them Illidan and Maeiv's children. What else will you do for 10,000 years?

>>714724516
Maiev quite literally could’ve been cured with dick. Iirc she’s hostile towards Tyrande cause she’s jealous.

>>714724649

>>714724678
Illidan said no to this.

>>714724837
He's too busy thinking about his brother's wife. Plus, she's crazy

>>714724932
>Tyrande the biggest hotslut played two brothers off each other and settled on the one that provides a house and lets her cuck him at a whim
Just like real life.

>>714724837
He wasn't allowed to say no. Plus he had to wear leaves so that Maeiv could get in the mood.

DRESSED TO KILL... BLEH

>>714725127

>>714722657
>Why was she draining a lake in TBC?
She says plainly why
Water is life, if she controls all the water on Outland she controls all life

>>714725284
>she had him chained up at her mercy for 10,000 years
damn she probably tried EVERYTHING on him
pegging
edging
denial
nipple clamps
fuckin, like.. tickle torture, I dunno
ball busting

>>714725957
the full f-list special

>>714724078
>one shot one kill line
>unit with the lowest damage in the game

Did The Frozen Throne plagiarize the Arthas/Uther plot from Star Wars?
It's weird because TFT came out a year after Attack of the Clones before Anakin went fully corrupt and two years before Revenge of the Sith when we saw it play out like Arthas/Uther.

>>714726669
Fallen heroes story arc is a very common story thing anon.

>>714682831 (OP)
>>714724678

>>714726669
They all pragiarized Arthur and Mordred from Le Morte d'Arthur