>Meanwhile at the Ri/v/erview Cheydinhal party...

i don't know you and i don't care to know you

Cliffracer flyyyyyyy so hiiiigh

>>714706479 (OP)
I don't know you and I don't care to know you

I don't know what stinks worse, that gang of orcs over there or the Altmeri cologne

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

The houses are so ornate, but the footbridge just leads to a lump of grass in the middle of town?

>>714706479 (OP)
no game after Oblivion could recreate that unique small town feeling for me

>>714708270
Isn't there supposed to be a little gazebo?

>>714708745
>dress up for church service
>walk through swamp mud to get there
maybe its environmental storytelling about dark elves and not respecting talos worshippers

>>714709190
>Activate windows
Poor turdie

>>714708604
Ironically, they're supposed to be big cities

What did they mean by this?

>>714706479 (OP)
I killed far worse than you.

>>714709939
would you rather have GTA where NPCs despawn as soon as they're out of view?

>>714710376
What does that word mean?

>>714710706
As long as i don't notice it, sure. Sounds like it'd make games easier to run. Iirc skyrim does some shit like that. What's not in your field of view doesn't exist or some shit like that

>>714710958
That's how it works in real life too

>>714710864
Oviparous = laying eggs
Viviparous = live birth
Ovoviviparous (game misspells it) = an in-between stepping stone sorta deal

>>714711142
Kek dude, touché

>>714711492
Lmfao right, figured it was something like that since the word looked familiar

The only waifu i ever had ever was ocheeva as a 10 year old. laughed when wilburgur thought the same
God the dark brotherhood was kino as a kid

>>714706479 (OP)
Hey guys, I brought snacks!

I picked the lock on the front door

Who wants to go for a snack run?

I just put my own shit mixed with skooma into the food

>>714713063
Mmm regular apples, only 400 dollars apiece

What are we drinking this fine evening, gentlemen?
For me, it's a bottle of 399 Surilie Brothers wine. Now THAT was a year for grapes, let me tell you.

>>714714535
sipping on some Cyrodilic Brandy

>>714714535
For me? It's just skooma and forgetting to eat for three days.

>>714714987
An excellent choice, my friend, one which I find pairs well with a slab of Boar Meat and an entire head of lettuce.

>>714714535
Tamika > Surille
Reminder Oblivion remastered turned her into a redguard

>>714716153
I still prefer vanilla oblivion over the remastered. The new one looks so soulless

>>714714535
only the finest brandy

>>714716153
??Why?

Buzz, buzz, buzz. Go away, little fly. Go away before I rip your arm off.

>>714716153
>>714716464
She's always been a redguard.

>>714716990
Her brother in Battlehorn has also always been a redguard.

>>714716153
she seems to be an imperial with tan lines, but they got lazy and used a redguard model for her instead of modelling tan lines.
the remaster didnt even bother fiddling with the sliders to make her look like an imperial and just left her look much closer to a stock redguard

>>714716990
That doesn't look like a redguard. More like breton or imperial considering her skin color

>>714716990
See, that's what I remember, but >>714716153 is gaslighting me.

Gentlemen I have terrible news, we are out of Salmo's brand sweetrolls.

>>714717549
Here, a dialogue with her. She's a redguard and is voiced by the VA for redguard women.
https://youtu.be/Bpqnn5sUCXE

>>714717862
Fimion hungry...

>>714717906
Fair enough, she does look like a redguard in the vid
Also who the fuck comes up with the idea of recording 1 (one) line from one (1) random npc in oblivion and upload lmao

>>714709939
When are we going to get an rpg with truly large cities?

>>714717862
That's a shame. I could eat nothing but Salmo's baking for the rest of my life. That'd be fine with me.

>>714717862
>If bread is given to Salmo using the console or Construction Set, he will walk to one of the inns as commanded, take a bite of bread, and the game will crash.
Why is he so powerful?!?

>>714718301
Can't be done in bethesda games, the engine isn't made for big numbers. Dragons dogma 1 had a big city in gran soren but there was literally no reason to explore at all becaus3 everything needed was just behind the entrance
Haven't played witcher 3 so can't comment on that

>>714718964
To bake a pie from scratch, one must first create the universe.
Thus all bakers must be worthy candidates for the godhead of the next kalpa.
He simply takes his role seriously when Lorkhan comes calling for bread.

>>714719438
>Lorkhan
Isn't he an Altmer? Does he bake bread to upend the towers?

Bump

This party sucks, I knew I should've gone to the Skooma den in Bravil

>>714721630
I passed up an invitation to a party at Summitmist Manor in Skingrad for this.

A'ight my Redggers, who's planning on stealing what?

Bump

Wump

Hello it's me, anon.
I'm in 100% chameleon gear so you can't see me right now, but I want you to know I've been checking out your ass for the past hour.

Suk

>>714706479 (OP)
I wish Skyrim's Dark Brotherhood questline wasn't so fucking bad compared to Oblivion's

>>714720536
Lorkhan is a trans neurodivergent plus sized Reguard woman

>>714706479 (OP)
YOU FILTHY NORD AIEEEEEE

>>714731896
God i love wilburgurs autism cat vids

>>714706479 (OP)
umineko ripoff

>>714713063
>HACKH
>BGAURGH
>HMMPH

Goblins, nasty little buggers

>>714714535
I'm drinking Cheap Wine, although I can't find the "Cheap" vineyards in cyrodiil. Must be a khajiti port. Death to all cats

>>714733117
This one thinks your kind are the ones that deserve death

Bump

AIIIIIIIGH