Why do so many people draw the girls as 8+ feet tall?
>>714711332 (OP)Because they are horses, next question dumbfuck.
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>tfw Goldship is only 170cm
>>714711332 (OP)goldship is big because she's a futa
>>714711332 (OP)Because it's fun.
>career with matikanefutanari
>win literally every race
>get to the very last one
>8th
...
>>714711332 (OP)makes the setting more interesting than just normal girls with ears. adds some tension between the girl the trainer and a dichotomy of the smaller one being the one in charge
basically the setting would be better for it but the japs cant write for shit
>Outstat all other runners by 200 in relevant stats
>7th place
>Clock
>1st place by 3 lengths
Why does the game just randomly fuck you for no reason sometimes
You should see the ones that draw them back as full horses
Why do people draw them with fat horsecocks, but never with mareginas?
>>714711520That's considered big in Japan. They are a nation of manlets even by East Asian standard. Like the Chinese used to refer their entire people as dwarf.
It is morally reprehensible to win with Urara. If you break her losing streak she is no longer special and now just the worst horse of all time and will get sent off to the glue factory.
>>714711520A stallion, too. But you didn't care about that, no?
>>714711332 (OP)Is horse race game fun
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
THE ONLY HORSE THAT FUCKING WINS
>>714712116where do you see that?
AIEEEE SOMEONE CALL KIRYU
>>714712081I had this exact thing happen but it was 18th on the first attempt, this shit is pure rng
>>714712121Most umalets would never DREAM of topping a majestic mare
>>714712316>hussy>classic slur>horse pussy>you little hussyAll coming full circle
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delete that.
>>714712179>medusa in original fate/stay night is supposed to be an amazonian giant>5'7"/170cmevery time
>>714712316And people say AI can't be used for good.
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I love her!!
>>714712081position matters a lot
I've had multiple races where my girl just gets blocked out by girls infront of her and can't get around them in time
>>714712567Boy lover trainah has no right to make demands
>>714712785I think the way her tummy peeks but only the left side is a subtle kind of sexy.
is it even possible to win with anything other than a 3 star right now?
I want my 1star musclehead wife to succeed
who are the flatter umas? I don't want my trainees to be weighed down by big meaty sacks
>>714711924Inauspicious planetary alignment + you did't pray to the right gods + not enough power
>>714713043I hate Special Week so much I want her to unexist I don't want copies of her.
I like that Taiki Shuttle uses Texanisms.
>>714712316Hopefully slopping more will encourage actual artists to follow the trend
>>714712081if your horse is in the middle of the pack there is always the chance of her getting boxed in and stuck, position matters. the only one that have it easy in that regard are front runners.
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Takeoff Plane...
Mini Cactus...
Tsuyoi...
>>714712968FGO already has Attila, so we can have our hungarian uma.
>>714713258>losing to a Mob Umalul
>>714711924You didn't say her name right
>daiwa scarlet hits 2nd in her first race
>no problem, just go again
>6th in her second thanks to a late start
and THIS is the number one umamusume??
>>714713258Damn, takeoff plane was already in the next prefecture before you finished
>>714713157For me, I like Taiki Shuttle's big bouncing boobs in the skimpy shirt that she uses to run
>>714713217>>714712862I am doing end runner Golshi so I guess I'm a bit more vulnerable to that
>>714713258damn uma brats.....
>>714713361No that's King Halo
So do they know Eclipse was the horse they're all technically descended from or was Eclipse also a horse girl in this universe that just raped everyone else?
>>714712998Sakura Bakushin O is a recommended beginner trainee for a reason. Stack good speed cards and make her a front runner and you'll get to the finals easy. As a beginner, just focus on training up an uma for each role on team trials and eventually you'll get legacies that help you raise the ones you want to the finals.
>>714713361Her fat tits get stuck in the gate, please understand
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My lovely mare...
>>714712998Nigga bakushin is a free win ticket and she's a 1* stop sucking ass and invest in speed
>>714713361also how the fuck does daiwa's special work, i haven't seen it pop once
>>714713029Their souls still will be weighted down by gravity.
>>714713403yeah, she'll have to pass so many horses that there's just a good chance for random shit
>>714712998BAKUSHIN was intentionally designed so even retards can get a full career win by pressing nothing but speed.
>>714713258>creek gets her menopause>completely fucks over your Y1 summer campEven Rice Shower can't be as hard to raise as this cow.
>>714713258Takeoff Plane sounds like an off-brand Taiki Shuttle
>>714712998bakushin is the easiest career in the game
I want to have five, no... six fillies with Taiki Shuttle!
I still don't understand what each stat does
>>714713465someone should draw Haru and Taiki starting a new legacy on the dirt track
>>714713635speed is how fast you can go
stamina is how much you have in the tank
power is how good you are at overtaking
guts is useless
wits is how much you activate skills
>>714713475At final spurt she has to both:
>be first place>second place must be closeThat's why the description says its for staying at first place.
>>714713635You should train your wit
>>714713635power helps you break out of the pack, stamina helps your horse keep the pace, and speed determines your maximum velocity
wit determines how well your skills work, keep it at or above 300 most of the time.
never train guts unless you're going for friendship points. it's only acts as substitute stamina during the last part of the race
>>714713763>pace chaser>special requires her to be in first?????
i don't think this horse is very smart
>>714713635Speed is speed, it should always be max
Stamina is bullshit but you need to raise it until 500 and then rely on skills
Power highly depends on the style the horse runs on as it helps you not get stuck behind a wall of Umas, worthless on frontrunners but invaluable on late runners
Guts isn't real don't look at it
Wit makes your Uma remember her skills exist so she actually uses them, hard caps at 500 though
Does Power have an effect on acceleration? I saw this in a random guide but not sure.
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>>714713564So there's no way to get rid of this?
>>714713865Yeah it does, that's why it's so important for end surgers even disregarding breaking free from the pack
MLP for weebs, none of you are any better than those retards. Make a gen in /vg/ and fuck off
>>714713865Yes, it becomes very important if your girl is a late or end closer, maybe even more important than speed since you need it to break out of the pack and not get stuck.
I learned that the bad way fucking up my Nice Nature carreer.
>>714713853That's why a lot of people play her as a front runner. Also I made a mistake, the skill can trigger at any time at the last half of the race.
>>714713941I think you need to win the race after the summer camp, she'll calm down and get a buff that lowers fail rate slightly for the whole run as a way to compensate for those months of pain
It's not worth it because its still tied to stamina and the negative condition has the potential to brick your run so its nowhere near enough to make up for it.
>>714711332 (OP)when can i race this cute magical horse?
>>714714169no balls pussy faggot won't even directly (you) me
can't wait to see you retards in the news for trying to fuck actual horses like the mentally ill degenerates that you and those brony fuckers are.
>>714714020>underage pissbaby crying about japanese media >on any boardlol, even a www for (you) champ
>>714713743>guts is uselessIt's funny how the game tries to push this start on you when you lose
>begging for (you)s
lol. lmao even
How do I complete Burbon's career?
She falls off so hard once you get to the longer races and if I start taking her off the speed training mines she ends up slower than all the others...
>>714714237Sweepy came out like 2 and a half years into JP, so maybe in like 2 years for global, maybe a bit less, but it won't be for a while.
>>714714405I'm fine with that, his stupidity just brings us closer together.
Rice Shower just fell over
>Grass Wonder chokes on the Ura finals and gets 2nd
>no alarm clock uses left
She had 650 Power and still couldn't break out of the pack at the last minute
>>714714347>>714714405>>714714621>Nooo my artstyle of animalfucking is differentlol
lmao
delusional degenerate cope
>>714714405It can't help being an underage summer tourist. It's in it's DNA to be substandard.
Man Ura Finals have become the easiest part of careers, the hard part is trying to win every G1 race possible while stat and skill maxing.
>>714714723Bro her GUTS?????
>>714714723Fuck power, I'd rather go all in on skills that grants good positioning so they don't get boxed in incredibly retarded ways that they can't power through
My cat jumped in my lap and made tap recreation and ruined my career
>>714711384First post best post
Passive aggressively bumping into rice shower
Taking away rice shower's meal try before she has finished eating
Giving rice shower the wrong training itinerary
Hiding rice shower's silly hat
Telling rice shower she tried really hard and how proud she should be for placing
>>714714814Shut up green devil
which uma has the worst trainer?
alright so how do legend races work
i just have to beat up the luchador with my fastest horse?
>>714714774> the hard part is trying to win every G1 raceYou mean the obligatory G1 races or even the optional G1 races?
I like that they just call El Condor Pasa 'El'
the
>>714714890>He deactivated the Confirmation pop-up.You brought that on yourself.
>>714715061Well she is The El Condor Pasa
>>714714950She deserves it really
>>714714973Objectively Matekanefukukitaru because her trainer also believes in that mysticism bullshit by the end.
I just finished season 1.
Surely season 2 will be better right? The first was painfully average in every way and I'd say it was even starting to get bad near the end.
>>714714950Showering with Rice Shower
>>714714814rearranged by me
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>ywn travel to the US with Taiki and be introduced to her family
God I wish American girls were real.
>>714715009The optional ones, you need to do them to make a legacy horse that doesn't suck.
dropping a banana peel outside of rice shower's dorm room
hiding the wet floor sign so rice shower slips
kicking my foot out from under my desk when rice shower walks past
>>714715245Season 1 is the ugly duckling it ramps up massively in quality from there on out.
CG and the movie are the peak
>>714715245Waaaaaaaay better. There's a reason why it's the best season for most people.
>>714715245I just watched Cinderella grey.
Episode 9 will live rent free in my head for a long time.
lol, if i still needed to complete that mission i'd be cumming in my pants right now. this run just started
>Trainer-san! I'm not sure how anal sex will help me win the Arima Kinen, but I have full trust in you!
why am i suddenly really bad at training. yesterday I was going up to B+ but today I could barely train B horses. At least i got the crane minigame mission done. My pull was taiki shuttle.
okay just level with me
do i have to use the failhorse for dirt? is no one else good at it?
>>714713403Goldshi needs a lot of power to break through. Unironically grind all stats.
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>>714713564Unironically skill issue
>>714713941Under the weather can only be fixed by winning her next mandatory race, then it turns into a buff. Just don't be a lucklet with the 3%.
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>>714713258Oh no... She's back...
>>714715695oguri can do it too
>>714715695Oguri and Taiki are good at it
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>Walk in Uma Lane
>instantly die
does the japanese version have more careers you can play, not in horsegirls but in different storylines?
>>714715682Deceiving this retard.
>>714715682Does she actually realize you keep lying to her at some point? Could've sworn she figured it out during her career.
she might have a shitty hair style but she's kinda cute
>>714711332 (OP)How the FUCK are you supposed to get enough points for this event points ladder.
>being losing every race with this Rudolf subhuman
Is she bad or what?
What' the best uma to beat el condor?
This shit was big in Japan 2+ years ago. Gaijins are slow again...
>>714716051Took me about 50 hours
>>714715245season 1 sucked dick
season 2 is gigakino
movie is ludokino
>>714716062don't call radori a subhuman
she's a subuma
>>714716051Stack the bonuses. Borrow a maxed Oguri Cap support and use your Special Week event card. Fully skip through a campaign you know you can do easily.
>>714711332 (OP)Any mihono bourbon enjoyers know how to build her? Front Runner Speed>Stam>Int/Power>Guts? It ain't working.
Can you really win with Urara
>>714716167What about season 3?
>>714716358yeah but you shouldn't
>>714716358in your heart maybe
>>714714980just beat her and you get 7 Luchador star pieces per win. It takes 100 star pieces to boost units up to the next star rank. Also her race is 2400m
>>714716316Speed and pray
>>714716358Yes. I went ham on speed and got a win non enhanced.
>>714716358You can win everything easily except the Arima (for now)
>>714715938There’s 11 different scenarios currently.
There’s more main story chapters as well.
>>714716237>missclicked and rudolf rested during summer while at full energy>gets mood down and night owl as soon as the summer event endsYeah, she's dead.
>>714715346So I'm a newfag can you explain why I need to win optional races?
>>714716006Her trust in you outweighs her doubts
>>714716434well i lost to her three times
it turns out my fastest horse was not faster than her
>>714716676how do they differ from one another compared to the current one in global?
Would be fun if this legend challenge was like a raid boss
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>>714715938Yeah, there are 10 other training scenarios in JP that all have their own story stuff going on, from going to France to finally beat the frogs at their own prestigious race that historically no Japanese horse has ever won, to creating a fat fuck food festival, to helping a cripple and her robot be able to sing and dance, etc. JP just got a scenario where you colonize and build up a deserted island. Next scenario for global is a team based event where you have to go up against the for-various-reasons acting chairman and her rival squad.
>>714711332 (OP)Muscletrannies trying to subvert yet another franchise. Yuritards are working hard too.
>new goal: 5k fans
>you have 25 turns to accomplish this
jesus christ this girl is terrible, huh
>thought the legend races would be a challenge
>won by 6 lengths first try
OGURI CAPPU
>>714716830man, that sounds fun as fuck. this game might literally become my addiction
>>714716830Are any career cards worth it?
>>714711332 (OP)>all Umas are canonically 8+ feet tall>all Umas are canonically horse-tier strong. More so than than the average horse with their training>All Umas have free rape access to males of their choice since you can't exactly stop themI will now play your game.
I finally got Matikamehameha through the finals!
>B rank
>no good sparks
AAAA
>>714711332 (OP)Safe horny fetish
>>714717107>el jobber caca
>>714716774Mostly mechanics/gimmicks that you have to play around. They also raise or change the stat caps so you can make better horses so the general rule is that you just run the newest scenario since it's objectively better than the previous one. Later on they'll release scenarios that are specifically designed for certain distances so that you in theory don't run the same campaign over and over to build specific horses, to varying degrees of success.
>>714711332 (OP)I never understood this either, they clearly aren't particularly big or tall in any of the official material.
>>714717251>he thinks it's safe until it's his pelvis' turn to be crushed
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dios mio, el oguri capa
>>714716830Can every girl play every scenario? If so, that's a fuckload of content
>>714711627>goldship is big because she's a futaThis, but sadly the balless clit dick variety because all race track horses are geldings
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girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
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Tell me about Symboli Rudolf.
Is she actually royalty?
>legend only gives 7 stars
don't you need like 200 to spark a honse? man this is tedious
Mihono Burbon story is so funny when Rice shower just says she admires her and then begins literally dominating every single other race afterwards and then keeps acting like Mihono Burbon is better.
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>>714712179>>714712665the worst must be Baki for this shit.
The guy in the middle in pic related is supposed to be briish, and 185cm/6feet1 in height. How does this make sense? Are the soldiers just giga-manlets?
>>714717609bourbon should make her trip, for funsies
>"The favorite is Haru Urara. She's not about to lose here."
>has previously lost from this position in three other maiden races
You know, I'm not sure these commentators know anything at all.
>>714716830>going to FranceWeak, frogs are worse at the sport than the bongs and the potatoes, why are they hiding from them?
So. You have to hug TWO Umas at the same time, how do you avoid being trampled?
>>714717672Europe is a powerhorse of racing
>>714711896i look like this and i say this
>>7147175383 wins = 21 per day. plus the first time bonus and 2 from each daily will give you almost a hundred
>>714717663Legend Race just came out, gotta go back to the title screen and update
>>714717672>Europe>Not having a close horse relationship with horses
What does it mean to be "in promotion range" for team races? When do promotions happen?
>>714717738rice and urara
>>714717202The next two scenario cards aren't really necessary; Riko is like Tazuna, nice to have but ultimately not needed and Throne is hella premium whalebait and you really don't need it at all. Starting with the fourth event Grand Live, the idol event, scenario cards start become more and more necessary to the point of being mandatory if you wanna have an easier to even functional time playing the new scenario. On the plus side usually just getting a single copy is good enough, with dupes making the scenario more easier to manage. On the flip side they're the most violative cards since they're pretty much obsolete the moment a new scenario is introduced.
>>714717502>because all race track horses are geldingsNo they're not. Many are, but many are not, because the semen of a successful race horse is worth its weight in gold. Gold Ship in particular was not gelded, so the futa horse girl version would have big heavy balls.
>>714716721Fame is tied to the skill ups for your unique ability and G1 races give sparks.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
I'm over the URA Finale. I understand global getting drip fed content. But I'm an impatient bitch.
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Conquered
>>714716774>AoharuFocused on team races instead of the URA.
>MANTReporter Lady loves racing so you then proceed to abuse your Umas by making them run 63 races in 72 turns.
>Grand LiveYou help a desperate uma hag put on the greatest performance at Tracen capping it off with a fantastic ~40 character Live of GIRLS LEGEND U.
>Grand MastersUsing the power of Sega immersive VR technology you train your Umas alongside AI recreations of the Three Goddesses.
>L’arcOnce again using the power of immersive Sega VR you train a specialized raid party to go win Japan’s real life white whale of horse racing, the Prix de L’arc de Triomphe. Has Benis sexo, and the entire camera and music choreography for the titular race is incredible and the first real main story obstacle seen since early game URA.
>UAFYou help a hag and her Uma become sports ambassadors and help increase the popularity of non-racing Uma sports.
>FarmYou farm and feed your Umas.
>mecha You help a cripple hag create a robot body she can neurally link to so she can experience racing and the thrill of going fast.
>LegendsTriple hag sexo and focusing on race fan service like autographs, photobooks, and another challenging boss race again GIGA AI if you do well enough.
>IslandYou develop Tracen’s private island alongside a hag to help umas return to their primordial roots to unlock their later power.
Main story is Chapter 1 consisting of McQueen and Laisu who you have already, Winning Ticket, Narita Brian, Silence Suzuka, and Special Week 1 and Special Week 2.
The climax of Special Week 2 is frankly incredible and probably the peak of uma’s combination of story telling and choreography so far across the entire franchise despite the same basic story beats being used in S1 already. S1 should be watched before Suzuka’s chapter if you haven’t seen it yet for reasons.
Then Chapter 2 focuses on a different team full of mare sexo. Also very good.
>>714717967I hate the pasta bird and her shitty engrish
>>714716924Umabros are fighting back against LGBT cult pretty hard, how long do you think they'll hold out?
>>714717754so you need 2 rotations with zero losses and good luck in the shop to get a horse otherwise its 3? man...
>>714718092>Umabros are fighting back against LGBT cult pretty hard???
where?
>>714717889>Gold Ship in particular was not gelded, so the futa horse girl version would have big heavy balls.
>>714717971>Reporter Lady loves racing so you then proceed to abuse your Umas by making them run 63 races in 72 turns.There is nothing more painful than getting off a race and just seeing 1-2 turns left
>>714718241Don’t worry, you don’t have any objective races in MANT, you’re doing this of your own volition…
>>714718149>>714717889>>714717502Its almost the same reason most race horses are Stallions. Winning stallions are worth much more then mares or geldings. The other big reason is Stallions tend to be more athletic too.
>>714717889>retarded because her balls do the thinking for her.
>>714711332 (OP)Because they give them horrible canon heights. It's also really funny to imagine an 8ft Goldship doing a standing dropkick on someone.
>>714717470Yeah, some girls are even scenario linked to the scenario and might get exclusive scenes or give you gold skills for either using them or taking their support card. Though in general the scenario story itself will still play out the same no matter who you use and it will still use their version's career story outside of the scenario story if applicable, though some scenarios don't play their career story at all like MANT.
>>714718065Her and Manhatten Cafe should suck my pp.
>Oguri chokes one one of the three legend races
Goddamn it
Is there an explanation for why No. 1 Fav with 3 double circles equals a 3rd when you view results
>>714718292Wait you mean they often castrate male horses???
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>>714716024Shes just like me
>>714718453Yes, it makes them easier to handle, less likely to spook, and less of an asshole.
>>714711332 (OP)Horses are pretty tall when they are standing on two legs
>>714715245Season 1 came out when Cygays were still reworking the game and didn't know what to focus on.
>>714718453It's extremely common in horses, cats, dogs, etc. if you're not using them for competition or breeding. Why would you breed the losers?
>>714718371I might uninstall this game, got a No. 1 Fav with 3 double circles again and view results gave me 16th place
>>714715213>He doesn't believeNGMI
what is it about horses that makes everything they're in extremely popular?
>any cowboy media
>any medieval media
>uma
>you know who
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>>714717742You look like Polish royalty?
okay this is like the fifth time haru accidentally ate pickles
please start checking your burger orders, i'm begging you
>>714717754Duh there are no updates for me, maybe it's because I'm in Europe
Is it just me or does JP get way better race cameras? I've seen videos where it like goes into the umas face and you can see them glancing at each other. Way more dynamic and interesting to watch than what we have in global
>>714718678>Giant sized animal that is scared of its own shadow willing to trust you
>>714718453It's less common in flat horse racing, which is what the irl uma horses were doing. A lot of jump racing horses are gelded, I guess because the added danger makes keeping them calm more important than being able to breed.
>>714718861switch to portrait
>>714716764i beat her 3 times with gold ship because it was a long race and it's gold ship
>>714718678Horses are basically humans oldest companions after dogs, but far more influential/prestigious.
And well, any culture that didnt have domesticated horses basically got eradicated by those who did and/or quickly adapted them (native americans are still often associated riding horses and they didnt even know those existed until really recently). So we might have "bred" ourselves into a bunch of horsefuckers.
>>714718678People meme about dogs being humanity's best friends but we developed agriculture, transportation and even warfare with horses by our sides. Our species are bonded by history across the world.
>>714718860click to title screen
>>714715245Season 2 starts like it'll be simply more Season 1, but it shifts gears really quick, it's actually a really right show and you don't notice how some details are important until later.
>>714711384>Draw a woman>Call her a horseInteresting
>>714718861>>714718915yeah I just learned that portrait gives better camera-angles. What the fuck. Im playing this on PC why would I chose Portrait if I didnt knew this?
>>714718981vodka got her ass beat three times out of three, so maybe i should've entered a front-runner or end chaser
>>714719029>right showmeant *tight show
>>714719124Landscape is one big reference to the real life using the exact same camera angles and everything.
>>714719087I like her but I hate that I have to gaslight this retard because she basically wants to compete in heavyweight with 52kg
Why does she hate beeing a Sprinter?
I've seen people say that S3 is pretty bad, is it true?
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Wait, how do you do the legend race against el carne asada?
I get this message when I try clicking on the banner on the home menu
>commentators going over the positioning and how each girl is doing
>"Haru Urara is here."
Somehow, that's more damning than anything else they could say…
>>714719124>>714718915Wtf portrait mode is 10x more entertaining to watch
>>714719245she doesn't want to be a one trick pony
>Burbon story is that her old trainer wanted to force her into sprint
>Literal nightmare if you are F2P since you have to balance her stamina and speed.
>Bakushin story is that you deceive her into sprint
>JUST TRAIN SPEED BRO
>Ireland is ruled by an Uma Royal family
What the fuck???
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Did they change Ryan's favorite sport to baseball for some reason?
>>714716410It exists but don't expect it to reach highs of Season 2. Kita and Dia are sexo though.
How long do legend races last? I need to get a medium racer ready for it....
How many copies of Kita Black do we need at minimum again?
>>714719315close and restart the game
>>714719245Because for a long time Long races were considered far and away the most important and prestigious races in Japan, culminating with Spring Tennosho, or roughly “Emperor’s Prize”.
>>714716410season 3 is midkino
>>714719271It's not bad, it's still better than the setup of S1. It's just that Kitasan's story doesn't work in the same context of a Teio/McQueen etc. It's also a little formulaic if you watch back to back. You could probably go straight to CG, and then double back to season 3 later and still appreciate. CG kind of doubles down on shounentard nonsense for the younger audience. Road to the Top ONA and the movie are still really great, and S2 quality.
>>714719420None, just get friends to max level it for you and rent theirs
>>714719271It has good parts like this cutie here, but it doesn't feel like a beautiful tale like Season 2.
It's decent if you want to enjoy more Uma Musume animation but I would say to advance to shows like Road to the Top, the Movie and Cinderella Gray, that way you don't burn out early.
>>714719483This might be the high IQ move since everyone is being told to save for that card you'll be able to find one easily.
>The uma I want isn't even in yet
Hishi...
>>714719007Restarted the game, nothing changed
Redpill me on Manhatten Cafe
Her coat looks cool
how does anyone enjoy late or end horses? its actually just rng whether or not they get boxed like a sardine and lose the entire race
>>714719271Season 1 is pretty whatever for the most part but it has the excuse of being the fist big project in a brand new franchise that had yet to really establish an identity for itself so it was always gonna feel rough. Season 3 is kinda weak but doesn't really have an excuse. There are still some good moments and it's still a fine entry but Kitasan just doesn't have the type of story that they tried to do that they tried to copy from Teio in season 2.
how long until Mambo is in the game
>>714719695I'm in Europe and it works for me
>>714719767nothing quite like seeing vodka in 12th place in the last curve and then just zooming to first
>>714718086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbL4PUFrJ48
>every other horse is competing in g1s by year 2
>haru's only goal is to get out of bronze tier fans
god this girl is so pathetic…
>>714719337>AHHHH NOOOO MY TRAINER IS USING MY TALENTS TO GUIDE ME TO THE MOST POSSIBLY SUCESFULL PATH NNNNOOOImagine some 175cm wirey sprintmonster going "NO TRAINER PUT ME IN THE LINE OF SCRIMAGE; PLEASE TRAINER, HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME RECEIVER I HATE YOUUUU"
I get the whole "prestige" thing but if Usain bolt decided "nah man, Im a Marathon runner now" with 16 nobody would know that niggas name.
>>714719767You don't train just Power, you need to find the right skills to buff your hose and debuff the front horses.
fucking coney of all people is playing this
how the hell did this game get so popular in the west
and how much time before the troons ruins it
>>714711332 (OP)the bigger they are, the harder they sub
>>714719881>Be austrian so I wont get a horse sad
>all the german horses have been turned into Bavarians because Bavaria has won culture victory within Germanyeh, good enough. When are the german horses coming out for international?
>Don't train guts at all
>Keep getting guts sparks
I'm geting 30+ guts bro on legacies man what the fuck
>>714720074>Imagine some 175cm wirey sprintmonster going "NO TRAINER PUT ME IN THE LINE OF SCRIMAGE; PLEASE TRAINER, HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME RECEIVER I HATE YOUUUU"Going from Sprints to Medium/Long is like someone built to be a lineman begging to be trained as receiver or safety
One absolutely gets more glory, fans, money and fame than the other
>>714720340I'm surprised I've heard zilch from the environmentalists/animal rights people but troons tend to be hypocritically tolerant of anime to a degree.
When you private a game on steam you can still see it in recently played. What the fuck do I do? I can't tank the aura loss this game will give me.
>>714720314Flatqueen to Fatqueen
>>714718371Live by the rando
Die by the rando
>>714720074Well I like Burbon's trainer more, he knows how hard it will be to rebuild her into a long distance front runner and respects her determination.
>>714720562get better friends
RACE > RACE EVENTS
ENTER EL CONDOR ARENA HOMBRE
>>714717672Ireland and England will be the main villains of the umamusume universe
Anyone got that image with the support card tierlist?
okay oguri what the FUCK are you doing in a g3 race in year 3? are you here just to crush haru's dreams?
WHY DID YOU IMPREGNATE SUPER CREEK, TRAINER!?
there is a recreation event? Why should I ever waste my time on it? I need to TRAIN
>>714720972you get more from training if the girls mood is great
>try the condor event race
>YOU COULDNT PASS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO GUTS
SHUT UP NIGGER YOU LITERALLY RIGGED MY SUZUKA TO FALL INTO FOURTH PLACE!
>>714720562>aura lossI can see why your friend circle judges you.
So uh, is there ever a reason to level Guts? Any girl who has a bonus to it seems like they are literally gimped with what it currently does.
>>714712998Honestly, some of the 3* career are harder than most of the 1*.
>>714720562>aura lossI fucking hate zoomers
>>714721183only if you get like 3 or 4 support cards on it to increase friendship
>event races also has dailies
Don't forget to do your career run trainatachi
>>714721237that's very rude towards helios
>>714721180>>714721237If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all
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So does this series still rely on lesbian fanservice or is it sanitized now?
>>714721054No, I'm talking about the Recreation button having a little human icon in it, and when I do the Recreation task, the reporter or whatever shows up and you go on a date with her.
I'm asking why would I do that? It has like 6 steps, that's a shitload of time wasted.
>>714720532Most people who trooned out tend to be nerds or weebs, its why they enjoy everything a male nerd does in spite of their autistic, mentally ill views over it.
>>714721183Not right now, no. Later though when it gets buffed yeah it becomes the inverse of stamina for short and mile races where you don't want a whole lot of stamina and get a lot of guts instead and then you'll enter the dreaded 5 guts meta.
>>714711384They have height measurements in game.
>>714719245>While his true power was just for sprint races, his team had bigger dreams because of his pedigree (his father, Sakura Yutaka O, won a lot of middle distance races), so Bakushin O would go to a mile race, not win and then completely annihilate a sprint race afterwards. Just reflecting history.
>>714721361Still gay as fuck my boy
>>714721339If you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't say anything.
>>714721339Sorry to ruin your hugbox. I'll be more self-conscious next time.
>>714721183Haru's main growth buff is to guts...
>>714721389It's because you have the reporter card in your deck, I think?
There are other mini story arcs if you do recreation a lot but most people only use it ocasionally to raise mood.
>>714719457my STRONG wife
>>714721192Seriously, I tried Oguri Cap
>Mood down>Mood down>2 turns till next goal>Mood down>Sleep deprivedShit was cursed man
>>714721645Let's hope Freckled Umamusume doesn't receive a visit from Umamusume A...
>>714719881Okay I restarted the game again and here it was.
Killed the mexican with Oguri
When does Uma Stan for Gold Ship proc? I always see her in a pile of horse girls with 300+ wit in career and i never seen it proc.
>>714721636i tried grass wonder and man she is menhera on the inside. at least in my run
>>714720562>Aura lossThe fuck does that even mean?
>have to grin 150K points in career mode for the final card.
Am I suppose to be making more than 8K a run?
Or do I just have to buckle down, and spam Bakushin 20 more times.
>>714721487That's nice to hear.
>>714719340Yeah Fine Motion is a princess, apparently being good at horses made Ireland a monarchy in Uma Musume
>85k event points
Alright lets see how much I have to achieve for the card
>290k
>two days left
Well game I'm very fucking sorry for reading every single career now I'm mega fucked
>>714721569Yeah, is she a good card if you don't have any other SSRs?
>>714720562>"Hey anon, why are you playing some anime horse game lol?" >"Hm? Well it shot off on popularity online, so I figured I'd check it out. Plus I've been learning some neat horse facts that's made me appreciate what those stallions and mares had to get up to irl. A fun management game where you get to learn stuff at the same time, can't hate on that myself." There. You can go maintain your 'aura' now or whatever. Though your concern in the first place that people give a shit about what you're playing on steam is kinda goofy.
>>714721828time to use your carrot drinks and grind
>>714721828>>714721876>letting the gacha FOMO win
>>714720835What makes particular cards strong?
>rushed mid way
Aaaand its over.
>lost by a head
How do I stop the rushed meme?
>Get McQueen from the random ticket
>Win URA finals the first time
>Have tried with Golshi like 5 times and only got to URA once and didn't even reach the finals
why is this fucker so hard to train compared to the others damn
>>714721828Yep if you didn't start the game the moment the event was live you're gonna have to grind your ass off, best advice is to equip your event card and get a twin turbo card for maximum bonus points and just go all in on Bakushin retard speed to win the finals
>>714721743wooow watch out rice shower someone put a banana peel right in front of your feet haha it definitely wasn't me haha
why does king halo never ult? what are the conditions for "racing calmly"?
>>714721969Ever since I listened to the advice of
>Junior year for friendships>Classic year for statsmaxx>Senior year for Skills/WitI've had a lot more success. Of course there is always some RNG, esp when Golshi decides you are only allowed to train guts
>>714718678There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man
>>714722140>>714722101398 wit is not enough?
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>>714719684Im waiting for Gold City because she's the closest im getting to having her in my life again
They had to nerf bakushin with a race right on summer camp
>>714721897>Well it shot off on popularity onlineThis is overstated thoughbeit. It got kinda popular for an anime game but it's nowhere near viral enough to make it onto normal people's radar yet. They just see "Pretty Derby" and anime horse girls and assume you're a freak. Asmongold videos are not representative of normal people's media choices.
>>714717920It's closer to force feed due to how massively accelerated global is. In practice they just cut dead weeks which is a massive plus.
>el condor pasa event
>3 daily tries
>3 losses
Ah yes, it begins!
>>714722087Never proc the rushed debuff. If it triggers once the ult is nulled. She also can't be too far back of the pack and within 200m of the finish line.
>>714722318my trainee is a femcel
>>714722395to be fair, i don't think the majority plays this on steam
>>714722467Its a 2400m so you need a decent amount of stamina, tried it with suzuka and she completely fell in the last 1000m, time to train a proper middle
>>714722395>normal people's media choices.
>>714721828Ideally you should be making like 12k for each run. That's with all your cards with bonus + the event one + a friend with a SSR bonus
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>>714722467>He didn't invest in scienceFool
>>714722364no idea, just do more brain training
>>714720340the ironic twitch audience found it would be my guess
>>714720340they can't get past the male and female pick screen
>>714722318>In a couple of years Goldshi will probably have own dedicated tree. I wish to have a life Fulfilling as that goofy horse.
>>714721828See pic-related, if you have those characters/support cards in your deck = you get more Event Points, especially if that card is uncapped with more dupes.
You can get access by:
1- Getting the card yourself.
2- Go to the Friend button > Recommmended tab > Follow people to get to use their cards.
3- In the home screen click the bulletin board and enter the official discord, there's a chat there with people posting their IDs 24/7, you don't even need to talk to anyone to get to use their cards.
All three ways are valid and works.
Gold Ship? More like Gold Shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYe1BAYhIRI
>>714721237>tranny fell for obvious bait
>>714722318Director Akikawa is a horse? Where is her tail at?
>>714720562>posts on 4chan>thinks he has ""aura""
>>714722318mejiro dober is a slut, holy moley
>>714723020lodged tightly in her ass
>>714723020Hidden under her skirt probably. She's Northern Taste.
The lore behind some of these horses is so fucking miserable I regret watching beyond the few initial Gold Ship videos that popped up in my recommended.
>>714723020under her dress
>>714723020both the director and green lady are weird ones, we can't confirm since they never ever take their hats off
>>714721957No idea, I'm a complete noob but the guaranteed practice perfect event on Fine Motion has been very helpful for me.
>>714722318Condor getting the Silence's sloppy seconds...
>>714722531>Never proc the rushed debuff.isn't that RNG? no wonder she sucks
>>714723137>We can't confirm I mean it's kinda too blatant to deny. They just will never get the perms for Tokino Minoru so they won't ever commit to the full reveal.
>>714721957their skills, if you manage to learn some of them fast you don't have to worry about stamina like Fine Motion or Super Creek, and their events have energy recovery so you will spend more turns training instead of resting
Canonically is there a race of horse people or are some girls just born horses? How does this work?
>>714723370it's a race of horse girls
I'm starting to think those mood increasing parfaits are just placebo. I've won with terrible mood before but every time I tried to improve it before a race my Uma still ended up in the shitter.
>>714719271I might be kinda biased because I like Kita so I would rate S3 higher than other people say, even if its not as emotionally motivating as S2.
I find the concept that you reached your potential and its only downhill from is scary. Its not like a fractured bone like in s2, that life itself tries to shit on, which is more direct. Its like hitting your 30's, sure you can still do XY thing but you can't get it out of your head that your max is gonna be 90% of output of what it used to be, and it might be 80% etc as the years go by..
>>714723446Are their dad's horses too?
>game has canon futa
>almost no futa porn
Why
>>714723043I don't have aura and that's the problem. If I was hot, rich and popular I wouldn't give a fuck about how I'm perceived. But no, I'm average leaning toward loser. I can't add hentai pervert to my character bio.
>>714723590anon… it's a race of horse GIRLS.
>>714720562Get them into the horse eugenics simulator too
>>714723590nope, always human dad with horse mom
>>714723060Horses don’t exactly have much of a choice in who they get to breed with, especially when stud fees are tens of thousands of dollars, and the horse either cooperates or is made to cooperate.
It’s not like when horses are gay for each other like McQueen and Sundayman or Golshi and Just A Way.
>>714723590Umamusumes reproduce with human males.
Tazuna Hayakawa...? Factoids
>Fans speculate that she is secretly Tokino Minoru. A racehorse from the 1950s undefeated in 10 races, including the Satsuki-Sho and the Derby. He broke the record in six of these races. Unfortunately, he died before he could challenge the Kikka-Sho.
>Her and Tokino Minoru’s birthdays are the same (5/2). She is the only NPC to have her birth date listed in-game.
>Tazuna never takes her cap off and her ears are not shown.
>Tazuna says that her favourite foods are ramen and gyoza but also carrots.
>Taiki Shuttle is a renowned sprinter, yet was unable to escape Tazuna's speed while trying to stay out after curfew.
>Her uniform is loosely based off of Tokino Minoru’s jockey silk colours. And her horseshoe barrette is on the right side of her head, where her ear decoration would be if she was a horse girl based on a male horse.
>Claims to have fond memories of the Derby.
>The topic of injuries concerns her. Five days after winning the Japanese Derby, Tokino Minoru ended up falling ill to tetanus sepsis because of injury and died.
>During one of her date events, she suddenly mentions the excitement of waiting for the gate to open.
>In the same event, there is an announcement for a movie called “The Phantom Horse Girl”. This is in reference to “The Phantom Horse” a movie about Tokino Minoru produced by his owner, Masaichi Nagata.
>Umayon’s description of Tazuna says that she “does anything perfectly”. Tokino Minoru’s debut was also called a “perfect” one. Also, the horse’s name was “Perfect” before it was replaced by the registered name Tokino Minoru.
>Fans joke that her shit advice about why your horse fails in career mode is because, as Tokino Minoru, she never knew defeat. She can't speak wisely on a subject she knows nothing about.
>She has fond memories of the Kyodo News Service Hai. This race's subtitle? Tokino Minoru Kinen.
>>714723590their race has no male
>>714723590no because there's no horse guys
they exclusively fuck human men
>>714712056It really is an improvement
>>714720246She looks cute
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Director Yayoi Akikawa...? Factoids
>Fans speculate that Yayoi is Northern Taste (03/15/1971-12/11/2004), a horse that changed the breeding game in Japan forever. A lot of Uma Musume horses have him in his pedigree, including his son Machikane Tannhauser.
>She has the white shooting star that appears a lot on horse girls.
>Her white bangs are on the same spots as Northern Taste’s white shooting star.
>Her name is the ancient name for March in Japanese and Northern Taste was born in March.
>The cat she has on her hat looks VERY similar to the cat that Northern Taste made friends with at his farm. This cat would also ride on his back frequently.
>His cat once delivered a heavy punch on Machikane Tannhauser’s face.
>Speaking of Machikane Tannhauser, Yayoi also shows up more in her scenario than in anybody else’s.
>Northern Taste is a small horse, Yayoi is also small.
>Northern Taste was given the privilege to live in a special ranch with air conditioning, a large room, specially designed dry-grass bed for the horse, and his own grazing ground, for his achievements being a great sire. Akikawa is known in-game for over-spending on luxuries.
>Her mother was the chairman before becoming too busy to manage Tracen Academy. Northern Taste’s father is another wonderful sire, the great Northern Dancer.
>On the June 26, 2024 update, it’s revealed that her birthday is indeed March 15, which further proved that she is based on Northern Taste.
>Secret 1: She has attempted to put conveyor belt sushi in the cafeteria but was stopped.
>A reference on how Northern Taste got his name. When Yoshida Teruya purchased the son of Northern Dancer in Canada and called his father Yoshida Zenya, Zenya said “Nice work, is there anything you want to eat after returning to Japan?”; Teruya said: “Sushi.” From sushi, Zenya thought of fish, and named the horse Northern Taste as in “the taste from the north”.
>>714723590Nope, the girls possessed by male horse spirits are futas
>>714711332 (OP)do they have hooves?
>>714723807I pulled her card and she seems like a really nice lady.
what's the usage of the "scenario link" support card? the one with happy meek's trainer?
>>714724124She is. Be sure and do her dates, anon.
>>714719394Change from what?
>>714722318If only we could have porn
>>714724154Scenario Link means it just gets a slight event stat bonus and will make a gold skill available.
But Aoi is bad card since her dates don’t restore much Energyz
I gotta admit, I was a bit iffy on this at first but I'll be damned if I don't get hyped watching my uma pull a last second overtake and getting the win.
I think I finally get the popularity of horse racing
Hot damn, I love sprints, you don't even need to skip shit
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What the hell is her problem
>>714720936I promised. 2 more to go.
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>>714723807>>714724039>>714724191These are not horses so it is okay to sexualize them right?
>>714724421She's an umamusume otaku
She's literally (you)
Which Umas would you spend an entire sunday playing videogames with?
fuck off aoi I don't have time to gonout with you I'M TRAINING MY HORSE because I WANT HER TO WIN unlike you
>>714724496The instant the hat comes off, Kiryu and Majima will teleport behind you, I'm afraid.
>>714721743I can't do shit with this horse how the hell do I get her to win?
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D-did what
Better question: who would win? Gold Ship or Subway Slammer?
>>714724575you push her
you know to encourage her
not to make her fall down or anything
>>714721434> dreaded 5 guts meta.I for one will welcome seeing Nice Nature in a swimsuit more often.
>>714723114Welcome to horse racing!
>>714717632Those soldiers are just 5'11
>>714724575Don't train her while tired or else...
>>714724039Wanted cat on head lore and was not disappointed.
>>714711627>>714717502>>714723601>>714724064>yakuza quashes any yuri shit from taking root for years>didn't account for global futafags ruining the gameThey tried to explain how even the stallions reincarnate into mares as umas, but futafags will just ignore that so they continue to be cockmongling faggots.
>>714723883Ah so they are race of parasites that prey on sensitive young men
>>714724660Gold Ship:
>Chad with a harem >Horse Strength >Madness Buff >Years of experience against humans Subway Slammer:
>Incel >Man strength >Madness Buff >A few weeks of experience maximum It's a Golshi Victory, I'm Afraid.
>>714723114>and then he got an injury and fucking died>and then he got sick and fucking died>rice showerit's hard to find one that lived a good life
>>714723749So she's an escort then?
>>714724908you could put them in a hat and it'd be almost impossible to tell. this setting is such bullshit
Is Akebono obtainable in the western release? I love her the most.
>>714724906>>yakuza quashes any yuri shit from taking root for yearsQuite literally there since day one of the anime
>>714724906>>ruining the gameit's like 10 posts on the whole thread, everyone else is talking about how much they want to fuck the horses themselves
>>714724191i want to do all her events but it feels like a waste because i'm not training my horse and mood is basically never an issue anyways
>>714724945It's not that hard. Oguri, Haru Urara, Hishi Akebono, King Halo, Nice Nature and many more lived long and happy lives. Even some horses who did get injured like Agnes Tachyon still lived just fine in retirement and enjoyed fucking mares on the reg. Series Protagonist Special Week literally lived out her retirement with her childhood friend Grass Wonder.
New uma dexerto just dropped
>>714724906>The game is ruined because people said something I don't likeReddit is that way niggy
>>714725139It's worth it just to see them all, plus it gives free energy to your honse. I'd say do it once in a not-so-serious career run.
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>>71472522480m in losses is a hilarious way of saying degenerate gamblers lost a sure bet
>>714712056>adds some tension between the girl the trainer and a dichotomy of the smaller one being the one in chargeUmas being superhumanly strong isn't enough? Smart Falcon can part the sea with a kick, for example.
>>714725176>Gold Ship's dad looks homelessMakes sense
>>714725224genuinely the most based horse ever
life or glue factory for special week?
>>714725301Yea, they made it sound like she ate a Picasso art exhibit and pissed inside a Bugatti
>>714725324thats just stupid anime memery
>>714711332 (OP)i want gold ship to shatter my pelvis, and there's no ching chong yakuza nigger that can stop me from masturbating to the idea
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>>714725351stay away from Urara you shitty american. we love Haru
>>714724575i literally don't understand how people can't at lest make it to the arima kainen with her
she's incredibly easy to deal with, all you have to do is be nice to her and train power
>>714721957The most important thing is in their Speciality Priority stats. It's how often they mostly stay in the card specialty stats. It's why Kitasan Black's card is really hyped, her MLBed card 100% stay on speed training.
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>>714725413are you sure about that
>>714725351If they fail to achieve their dreams it is my fault.
>>714725224Kicking his trainer is just the Golshi way. Total Trainer Hate!
>Hated his trainer Sugai.>There were occasions when you could clearly see that Gold Ship kept moving to find a perfect position to launch kicks at Sugai.>Sugai kissed Gold Ship once, which made Gold Ship’s eyes turn dead (just like the eyes of Hishi Miracle when he is about to enter the pool).
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'luv this horse
>>714712056no, they can, they just know this will lose them money from the virgin incel types. I dont mean people who hate women I mean people who are actually somehow afraid of them.
>>714724039>Northern Taste’s father is another wonderful sire, the great Northern Dancer.The director is A FUCKING LEAF!?
>>714725506isn't he not yakuza 90% of the series?
>>714724540Sunday can join too
>>714725657Pretty much all of the horses are descended from Americans, Brits, French and Canadians. Importing foreign horses or their coom was the way.
>>714725110Which is why it worked, and yuritrannies haven't latched on to it.
>>714725130Sure, but if you tolerate this shit in the first place, futafags will think it's safe for them.
The yakuza had the right idea in telling the yurifags that they weren't welcome.
Is this worth picking up if I don't spend money on gacha? I already play a couple f2p-friendly gachas but I like the concept
Am I too late for the "the game just released" events?
>>714725810yes
only one of them
>>714725695Agnes Tachyon and Daiwa Scarlet are the cutest. I wish Scarlet Bouquet could be in the game for mom memes.
WHY DOES THE HORSE NEED TO DO MATH HOMEWORK HOW DOES THAT HELP IN RACING
>>714725810You still can get the random SSR ticket if you complete the missions but you probably miss the selectable SSR voucher.
>>714725930Lots of them have careers when they can't run anymore. King Halo's mother in-verse became a fashion designer, for instance.
>>714725865>>714725963I missed some stuff? Is it still possible to reroll or should I not bother for now?
>>714725695Who's Urara's mom?
>>714725930either they get a real job after racing around in their prime or they get turned into glue
>>714725695why is the princess so cute bros? she only ever shows up in background events but i want to be her prince
>>714725930helps them know how to count down from 18 to 1
>>714725695Haru's mom (male) is in the game?
>>714711332 (OP)Something to do with pic related I imagine. Not my cup of tea but I can see the appeal. Mostly the nice to me aspect.
man, i really need more currency. i don't have enough to level my supports or raise my trainee potential
>>714725963damn I was just watching a stream and was gonna pick it up, shit like this is why I never end up playing a gacha game, how the fuck do you already miss shit when its been less than a week? bummer
>>714725803>The yakuza had the right idea in telling the yurifags that they weren't welcomeThat didn't happen at all
>>714725981You don't need to reroll at all, you'll just miss the final reward of an event unless you grind like hell, you don't have to metafag either
>>714725986Nippo Teio, the Emperor of the Mile. Cygames didn't get the perms, so they called her Akitsu Teio to be legally distinct (tm).
I'm not gonna lie bros, this fucking nigger RNG is getting on my nerver real fucking fast.
>late start fucks up skill triggers and ruins a run I needed to win forcing me to burn a clock
>arima keinen thrown randomly in some careers so better have 300 stamina + a recovery skill or you lose goy pay up for uncaps and good sparks
>oops did you neglect guts the stat that doesnt matter for 89% of races? Your trainee couldn't maintain her run on the end of the race, you might need to train more guts!
>oopsie woopsie the skills on the cards you picked never dropped? And you needed them to not get walled in some races? Tough break trainer!
Absolute sack of horse shit
>>714725742Sure, but I wasn't expecting the connection to be THAT immediate
As A FUCKING LEAF myself, I think it's kinda neat. Northern Dancer was actually the only racehorse I'd heard of before discovering uma musume
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why
Horsegirl horsecock
Simple as.
>get the very clearly YEEHAW IM AN AMERICAN horse
>her tits aren't comically big
I feel ripped off
I don't have a single horse with Speed sparks
>>714726130it's not like this means your fucked, just start now and do everything you can.
>>714726223Why are you trying to stop her from exposing the star conspiracy? Good question.
>>714725981Also I forgot to mention there's only 2 days left to obtain free MLB of a decent support cards. Btw Support cards for this game matter more than the horse themself because it's a training simulator.
>>714726130You have the voucher to pick a free horse when you start and can do more missions for up to 2 more free 3* horses. You CAN get unlucky and get the same one you picked though, so it's recommended to do the missions, get one free random horse, then use the ticket to pick yours.
t.picked first then got a dupe that does nothing.
>>714726138Literally every streamer Ive seen, even total normies rerolled for that support girl, this feels like disinformation
>>714726223she's trying her best! she's the very best at it, even!
god i never want to do her career again, i'm gonna have to get a dirt horse from the selection voucher
>>714726348there's no way I'm finishing all those missions to get the free one, like half that shit is so random. I can't pull a single thing from the claw machine let alone 3
>>714726290Check the guest list
>>714726165>>oops did you neglect guts the stat that doesnt matter for 89% of races? Your trainee couldn't maintain her run on the end of the race, you might need to train more guts!that advice is bullshit btw, don't listen to her lies
>>714726414just always go for the plushies that aren't standing straight up, those usually are multiple in one
>>714726284>>her tits aren't comically bigthey're already the biggest in the roster nigga how big do you want
>>714726435>that doesnt matter for 89% of races?more like 100%
>>714726435THEN ITS ANOTHER WAY OF THE GAME MAKING YOU LOSE JUST BECAUSE AAAAAAAAAGH
>>714726414i was down to 1 credit and picked up a king halo plushie because i like her and there was a silence one attached to it at the bottom
so the rng was in my favor for once
Duramente's Italian Jockey enjoying his Honse.
>>714726295>bro just start way behind people who only played 2 days before you it's not that badNot making it sound any better
How are the dalies in this game? I already play Nikke and blue archive and i wanna know if i can squeez this game in.
>gacha addict thinks he's bricked because he missed 2 (two) days of progress out of 4 fucking years
>>714726673pvp races aren't real bro
>>714726750you got a free hour everyday?
>>7147267506 hours dailies.
Loremasters please tell me why Matikanefukukitaru is a fortune teller freak
>>714726673the game has a free ssr ticket for support, its the best moment to reroll for 2 meta cards
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>>714726750you have to play a career everyday and those are huge
is it even possible to defeat el condor?
I lost thrice
>>714726798>>714726801Lmao out of all the bitching in this thread this is the one that actually hit me
I am WAY too spoiled by gachas that have 45 second dailies, I'll stick to watching vtubers pay this
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>>714726940Nothing else but build a better medium horse.
>>714726830Their name means 'good fortune comes to those who smile'. They also had a comfy life that was uneventful and safe. Also an impressive ability to go ultra instinct and avoid their mom's habit of kicking everything around her.
>>714726969>I'll stick to watching vtubers pay thisFreudian slip or...
>>714726985happy meek is so cute
when can i swap trainees with kiryuin??
>>714727036typo but it actually works both ways
She whaled her fucking heart out then ended up using golship after having basically everything in the game
>>714726940Yes, after winning once it goes to hard mode, but thankfully we still get stars on a loss
>>714727126par from the course for her streams
i must be retarded or in possession of a cursed account because i cannot get bakushin to win
i stack as many speed support cards as i can and pick speed inspirations and pick frontrunner and train speed a lot like everyone says to and it doesn't work and she eats shit in the sprinters stakes every time
i'm not mad that i'm not being handed a free win per se
it's more the fact that everyone says it is when that doesn't seem to be the case
>>714726996Lore master, why is gold ship skill an anchor? What the hell did that horse do irl?
>>714727071She's fictional so she has no RL career for the game to emulate. That being said there is a Happy Meek horse inspired by the game now. Wait till it has a career and maybe it'll be translated over.
>>714727361what didn't he do
>>714727361>why is gold ship skill an anchor?gold SHIP
>>714724908Yes, that's exactly what "human" women are.
>>714727361>Name is Gold Ship >Ships have anchors >Thus Gold Ship has an anchor That's not really a deep lore thing. It's just a name joke. That being said Golshi was a freak.
>>714726750If you play on fast forward it's like 20-30 minutes.
You really shouldn't play more than 1 gacha
getting a girl to 3* is hard as fuck man, they really want you to swipe your amex
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>>714727350Here's how my strongest bakushin look like if that helps, this isn't optimized though.
>>714727350Maybe the skills? I also tried to do the bakushin speed at first, but no success, I only won the ura finals with her today, I used a biko pegasus card and focused completely on sprint skills, barely over 1000 in speed, but she pulled through
>>714727350My best Bakushin's build yet was using 3 speed + 2 wit cards + borrowed Fine Motion. Wit cards boost stamina recovery from wit training so she never need to rest at all. Also don't forget to build friendship meters first with each of the supports because friendship training is the most important stats boost so build it up as soon as posibble.
>>714727667Wait, how the fuck is she her own legacy? SHE WENT TOO FAST
>>714727350You still need velocity skills and a little stamina and wits
Don't use 6 speed cards that's goofy shit
>gacha game
>the most viral popular girls are the f2p shitter units
>>714727126I like her in collabs with green woman but skipping races is a cardinal sin that I won't tolerate, so I'm skipping her playthrough of Uma.
I still haven't seen anyone in these threads play with Special Week
>>714727837The units themselves aren't really that important, the support cards do most of the heavy lifting. With proper legacies you can just use whoever you want.
>>714727928This is a CAPchad board
>>714727837They are a hook. If people see you have to start degen slot machine pulling to see the meme girls
>>714727837She's the best
>>714727928she's just so generic
i prefer literally every other 3star, and that includes oguri whose whole personality is "food"
>>714727928I refuse to play Special Week until the event is over. I need that support card for points
>>714727928I have 6 of the 3* and none of those are special week.
so is my training order of speed>power>stamina right for late chasers? those burn less stam, right? especially with the corner recovery skill from super creek
>>714727928I don't have one single 3 stars...
>>714728379You should have a voucher, go to the shop
>>714728379don't you get one for free?
>>714728435>>714728441still trying to get the random one from missions before spending the voucher but I'm a lucklet and couldn't get the 5 supports at once even now
>>714728553I see, good luck!
>>714728553do pal cards like tazuna and kiryuin count for that mission? might be a faster way to get it
>>714728757oh that's dogshit, what do pal cards even do then