Thread 714711332

Why do so many people draw the girls as 8+ feet tall?

>>714711332 (OP)
Because they are horses, next question dumbfuck.

>>714711384
/thread

>>714711332 (OP)
goldship is big because she's a futa

>>714711332 (OP)
Because it's fun.

I love horses

>career with matikanefutanari
>win literally every race
>get to the very last one
>8th
...

>>714711332 (OP)
makes the setting more interesting than just normal girls with ears. adds some tension between the girl the trainer and a dichotomy of the smaller one being the one in charge

basically the setting would be better for it but the japs cant write for shit

>Outstat all other runners by 200 in relevant stats
>7th place
>Clock
>1st place by 3 lengths
Why does the game just randomly fuck you for no reason sometimes

You should see the ones that draw them back as full horses

Why do people draw them with fat horsecocks, but never with mareginas?

>>714712081
GACHA GAME

>>714711520
That's considered big in Japan. They are a nation of manlets even by East Asian standard. Like the Chinese used to refer their entire people as dwarf.

It is morally reprehensible to win with Urara. If you break her losing streak she is no longer special and now just the worst horse of all time and will get sent off to the glue factory.

>>714711520
A stallion, too. But you didn't care about that, no?

>>714711332 (OP)
Is horse race game fun

BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
THE ONLY HORSE THAT FUCKING WINS

>>714712116
where do you see that?

AIEEEE SOMEONE CALL KIRYU

>>714712081
I had this exact thing happen but it was 18th on the first attempt, this shit is pure rng

>>714712121
Most umalets would never DREAM of topping a majestic mare

>>714712363
usual places

>>714712316
>hussy
>classic slur
>horse pussy
>you little hussy

All coming full circle

delete that.

>>714712179
>medusa in original fate/stay night is supposed to be an amazonian giant
>5'7"/170cm
every time

>>714712316
And people say AI can't be used for good.

I love her!!

>>714712316
>AIslop
sad

>>714712081
position matters a lot
I've had multiple races where my girl just gets blocked out by girls infront of her and can't get around them in time

>>714712567
Boy lover trainah has no right to make demands

>>714712785
I think the way her tummy peeks but only the left side is a subtle kind of sexy.

is it even possible to win with anything other than a 3 star right now?
I want my 1star musclehead wife to succeed

who are the flatter umas? I don't want my trainees to be weighed down by big meaty sacks

>>714711924
Inauspicious planetary alignment + you did't pray to the right gods + not enough power

>>714713043
I hate Special Week so much I want her to unexist I don't want copies of her.

I like that Taiki Shuttle uses Texanisms.

>>714712316
Hopefully slopping more will encourage actual artists to follow the trend

>>714712965
Tummy slut…

>>714712081
if your horse is in the middle of the pack there is always the chance of her getting boxed in and stuck, position matters. the only one that have it easy in that regard are front runners.

Takeoff Plane...
Mini Cactus...
Tsuyoi...

>>714712968
FGO already has Attila, so we can have our hungarian uma.

>>714713258
>losing to a Mob Uma
lul

>>714711924
You didn't say her name right

>daiwa scarlet hits 2nd in her first race
>no problem, just go again
>6th in her second thanks to a late start
and THIS is the number one umamusume??

>>714713258
Damn, takeoff plane was already in the next prefecture before you finished

>>714713157
For me, I like Taiki Shuttle's big bouncing boobs in the skimpy shirt that she uses to run

>>714713217
>>714712862
I am doing end runner Golshi so I guess I'm a bit more vulnerable to that

>>714713258
damn uma brats.....

>>714713361
No that's King Halo

So do they know Eclipse was the horse they're all technically descended from or was Eclipse also a horse girl in this universe that just raped everyone else?

>>714712998
Sakura Bakushin O is a recommended beginner trainee for a reason. Stack good speed cards and make her a front runner and you'll get to the finals easy. As a beginner, just focus on training up an uma for each role on team trials and eventually you'll get legacies that help you raise the ones you want to the finals.

>>714713361
Her fat tits get stuck in the gate, please understand

My lovely mare...

>>714713396
True

>>714712998
Nigga bakushin is a free win ticket and she's a 1* stop sucking ass and invest in speed

>>714713361
also how the fuck does daiwa's special work, i haven't seen it pop once

>>714713029
Their souls still will be weighted down by gravity.

>>714713403
yeah, she'll have to pass so many horses that there's just a good chance for random shit

>>714712998
BAKUSHIN was intentionally designed so even retards can get a full career win by pressing nothing but speed.

>>714713258
>creek gets her menopause
>completely fucks over your Y1 summer camp
Even Rice Shower can't be as hard to raise as this cow.

>>714713258
Takeoff Plane sounds like an off-brand Taiki Shuttle

>>714712998
bakushin is the easiest career in the game

I want to have five, no... six fillies with Taiki Shuttle!

I still don't understand what each stat does

>>714713465
someone should draw Haru and Taiki starting a new legacy on the dirt track

>>714713635
speed is how fast you can go
stamina is how much you have in the tank
power is how good you are at overtaking
guts is useless
wits is how much you activate skills

>>714713475
At final spurt she has to both:
>be first place
>second place must be close
That's why the description says its for staying at first place.

>>714713635
You should train your wit

>>714713635
power helps you break out of the pack, stamina helps your horse keep the pace, and speed determines your maximum velocity
wit determines how well your skills work, keep it at or above 300 most of the time.
never train guts unless you're going for friendship points. it's only acts as substitute stamina during the last part of the race

>>714713763
>pace chaser
>special requires her to be in first
?????
i don't think this horse is very smart

>>714713635
Speed is speed, it should always be max
Stamina is bullshit but you need to raise it until 500 and then rely on skills
Power highly depends on the style the horse runs on as it helps you not get stuck behind a wall of Umas, worthless on frontrunners but invaluable on late runners
Guts isn't real don't look at it
Wit makes your Uma remember her skills exist so she actually uses them, hard caps at 500 though

Does Power have an effect on acceleration? I saw this in a random guide but not sure.

>>714713564
So there's no way to get rid of this?

>>714713865
Yeah it does, that's why it's so important for end surgers even disregarding breaking free from the pack

MLP for weebs, none of you are any better than those retards. Make a gen in /vg/ and fuck off

>>714713865
Yes, it becomes very important if your girl is a late or end closer, maybe even more important than speed since you need it to break out of the pack and not get stuck.
I learned that the bad way fucking up my Nice Nature carreer.

>>714713853
That's why a lot of people play her as a front runner. Also I made a mistake, the skill can trigger at any time at the last half of the race.

>>714713941
I think you need to win the race after the summer camp, she'll calm down and get a buff that lowers fail rate slightly for the whole run as a way to compensate for those months of pain
It's not worth it because its still tied to stamina and the negative condition has the potential to brick your run so its nowhere near enough to make up for it.

>714714020
Nigger

>>714711332 (OP)
when can i race this cute magical horse?

>>714714169
no balls pussy faggot won't even directly (you) me
can't wait to see you retards in the news for trying to fuck actual horses like the mentally ill degenerates that you and those brony fuckers are.

>>714714020
>underage pissbaby crying about japanese media
>on any board
lol, even a www for (you) champ

>>714713743
>guts is useless
It's funny how the game tries to push this start on you when you lose

>begging for (you)s
lol. lmao even

How do I complete Burbon's career?

She falls off so hard once you get to the longer races and if I start taking her off the speed training mines she ends up slower than all the others...

>>714714237
Sweepy came out like 2 and a half years into JP, so maybe in like 2 years for global, maybe a bit less, but it won't be for a while.

>>714714405
I'm fine with that, his stupidity just brings us closer together.

Rice Shower just fell over

>Grass Wonder chokes on the Ura finals and gets 2nd
>no alarm clock uses left
She had 650 Power and still couldn't break out of the pack at the last minute

>>714714347
>>714714405
>>714714621
>Nooo my artstyle of animalfucking is different
lol
lmao
delusional degenerate cope

>>714714405
It can't help being an underage summer tourist. It's in it's DNA to be substandard.

>>714714721
please no

Man Ura Finals have become the easiest part of careers, the hard part is trying to win every G1 race possible while stat and skill maxing.

>>714714723
Bro her GUTS?????

>>714714723
Fuck power, I'd rather go all in on skills that grants good positioning so they don't get boxed in incredibly retarded ways that they can't power through

My cat jumped in my lap and made tap recreation and ruined my career

>>714711384
First post best post

Passive aggressively bumping into rice shower
Taking away rice shower's meal try before she has finished eating
Giving rice shower the wrong training itinerary
Hiding rice shower's silly hat
Telling rice shower she tried really hard and how proud she should be for placing

>>714714814
Shut up green devil

which uma has the worst trainer?

alright so how do legend races work
i just have to beat up the luchador with my fastest horse?

>>714714774
> the hard part is trying to win every G1 race
You mean the obligatory G1 races or even the optional G1 races?

I like that they just call El Condor Pasa 'El'
the

>>714714950
FUCK OFF??

>>714714890
>He deactivated the Confirmation pop-up.
You brought that on yourself.

>>714715061
Well she is The El Condor Pasa

>>714714950
She deserves it really

>>714714973
Objectively Matekanefukukitaru because her trainer also believes in that mysticism bullshit by the end.

I just finished season 1.
Surely season 2 will be better right? The first was painfully average in every way and I'd say it was even starting to get bad near the end.

>>714714950
Showering with Rice Shower

>>714714814
rearranged by me

>ywn travel to the US with Taiki and be introduced to her family
God I wish American girls were real.

>>714715009
The optional ones, you need to do them to make a legacy horse that doesn't suck.

dropping a banana peel outside of rice shower's dorm room
hiding the wet floor sign so rice shower slips
kicking my foot out from under my desk when rice shower walks past

>>714715245
Season 1 is the ugly duckling it ramps up massively in quality from there on out.
CG and the movie are the peak

>>714715245
Waaaaaaaay better. There's a reason why it's the best season for most people.

>>714715245
I just watched Cinderella grey.
Episode 9 will live rent free in my head for a long time.

lol, if i still needed to complete that mission i'd be cumming in my pants right now. this run just started

why am i suddenly really bad at training. yesterday I was going up to B+ but today I could barely train B horses. At least i got the crane minigame mission done. My pull was taiki shuttle.

okay just level with me
do i have to use the failhorse for dirt? is no one else good at it?

>>714713403
Goldshi needs a lot of power to break through. Unironically grind all stats.

>>714713564
Unironically skill issue
>>714713941
Under the weather can only be fixed by winning her next mandatory race, then it turns into a buff. Just don't be a lucklet with the 3%.

>>714713258
Oh no... She's back...

>>714715695
oguri can do it too

>>714715695
Oguri and Taiki are good at it

>Walk in Uma Lane
>instantly die

does the japanese version have more careers you can play, not in horsegirls but in different storylines?

>>714715682
Deceiving this retard.

>>714715682
Does she actually realize you keep lying to her at some point? Could've sworn she figured it out during her career.

she might have a shitty hair style but she's kinda cute

>>714711332 (OP)
How the FUCK are you supposed to get enough points for this event points ladder.

>being losing every race with this Rudolf subhuman
Is she bad or what?

What' the best uma to beat el condor?

This shit was big in Japan 2+ years ago. Gaijins are slow again...

>>714716051
Took me about 50 hours

>>714715245
season 1 sucked dick
season 2 is gigakino
movie is ludokino

>>714716062
don't call radori a subhuman
she's a subuma

>>714716051
Stack the bonuses. Borrow a maxed Oguri Cap support and use your Special Week event card. Fully skip through a campaign you know you can do easily.

>>714711332 (OP)
Any mihono bourbon enjoyers know how to build her? Front Runner Speed>Stam>Int/Power>Guts? It ain't working.

Can you really win with Urara

>>714716167
What about season 3?

>>714716358
yeah but you shouldn't

>>714716358
in your heart maybe

>>714714980
just beat her and you get 7 Luchador star pieces per win. It takes 100 star pieces to boost units up to the next star rank. Also her race is 2400m

>>714716316
Speed and pray

>>714716358
Yes. I went ham on speed and got a win non enhanced.

>>714716358
You can win everything easily except the Arima (for now)

>>714715938
There’s 11 different scenarios currently.
There’s more main story chapters as well.

>>714716237
>missclicked and rudolf rested during summer while at full energy
>gets mood down and night owl as soon as the summer event ends
Yeah, she's dead.

>>714715346
So I'm a newfag can you explain why I need to win optional races?

>>714716006
Her trust in you outweighs her doubts

>>714716434
well i lost to her three times
it turns out my fastest horse was not faster than her

>>714716676
how do they differ from one another compared to the current one in global?

Would be fun if this legend challenge was like a raid boss

>>714715938
Yeah, there are 10 other training scenarios in JP that all have their own story stuff going on, from going to France to finally beat the frogs at their own prestigious race that historically no Japanese horse has ever won, to creating a fat fuck food festival, to helping a cripple and her robot be able to sing and dance, etc. JP just got a scenario where you colonize and build up a deserted island. Next scenario for global is a team based event where you have to go up against the for-various-reasons acting chairman and her rival squad.

>>714711332 (OP)
Muscletrannies trying to subvert yet another franchise. Yuritards are working hard too.

>new goal: 5k fans
>you have 25 turns to accomplish this
jesus christ this girl is terrible, huh

>thought the legend races would be a challenge
>won by 6 lengths first try
OGURI CAPPU

>>714716830
man, that sounds fun as fuck. this game might literally become my addiction

lol
lmao

>>714716830
Are any career cards worth it?

>>714711332 (OP)
>all Umas are canonically 8+ feet tall
>all Umas are canonically horse-tier strong. More so than than the average horse with their training
>All Umas have free rape access to males of their choice since you can't exactly stop them
I will now play your game.

I finally got Matikamehameha through the finals!

>B rank
>no good sparks
AAAA

>>714711332 (OP)
Safe horny fetish

>>714717107
>el jobber caca

>>714716774
Mostly mechanics/gimmicks that you have to play around. They also raise or change the stat caps so you can make better horses so the general rule is that you just run the newest scenario since it's objectively better than the previous one. Later on they'll release scenarios that are specifically designed for certain distances so that you in theory don't run the same campaign over and over to build specific horses, to varying degrees of success.

>>714711332 (OP)
I never understood this either, they clearly aren't particularly big or tall in any of the official material.

>>714717251
>he thinks it's safe until it's his pelvis' turn to be crushed

dios mio, el oguri capa

>>714716830
Can every girl play every scenario? If so, that's a fuckload of content

>>714711627
>goldship is big because she's a futa
This, but sadly the balless clit dick variety because all race track horses are geldings

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Tell me about Symboli Rudolf.
Is she actually royalty?

>legend only gives 7 stars
don't you need like 200 to spark a honse? man this is tedious

Mihono Burbon story is so funny when Rice shower just says she admires her and then begins literally dominating every single other race afterwards and then keeps acting like Mihono Burbon is better.

that was easy

>>714712179
>>714712665
the worst must be Baki for this shit.
The guy in the middle in pic related is supposed to be briish, and 185cm/6feet1 in height. How does this make sense? Are the soldiers just giga-manlets?

>>714717609
bourbon should make her trip, for funsies

>>714717469
What is this

>"The favorite is Haru Urara. She's not about to lose here."
>has previously lost from this position in three other maiden races
You know, I'm not sure these commentators know anything at all.

>>714716830
>going to France
Weak, frogs are worse at the sport than the bongs and the potatoes, why are they hiding from them?

So. You have to hug TWO Umas at the same time, how do you avoid being trampled?

>>714717672
Europe is a powerhorse of racing

>>714711896
i look like this and i say this

>>714717538
3 wins = 21 per day. plus the first time bonus and 2 from each daily will give you almost a hundred
>>714717663
Legend Race just came out, gotta go back to the title screen and update

>>714717672
>Europe
>Not having a close horse relationship with horses

What does it mean to be "in promotion range" for team races? When do promotions happen?

>>714717738
rice and urara

>>714717202
The next two scenario cards aren't really necessary; Riko is like Tazuna, nice to have but ultimately not needed and Throne is hella premium whalebait and you really don't need it at all. Starting with the fourth event Grand Live, the idol event, scenario cards start become more and more necessary to the point of being mandatory if you wanna have an easier to even functional time playing the new scenario. On the plus side usually just getting a single copy is good enough, with dupes making the scenario more easier to manage. On the flip side they're the most violative cards since they're pretty much obsolete the moment a new scenario is introduced.

>>714717502
>because all race track horses are geldings
No they're not. Many are, but many are not, because the semen of a successful race horse is worth its weight in gold. Gold Ship in particular was not gelded, so the futa horse girl version would have big heavy balls.

>>714716721
Fame is tied to the skill ups for your unique ability and G1 races give sparks.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list

I'm over the URA Finale. I understand global getting drip fed content. But I'm an impatient bitch.

Conquered

>>714716774
>Aoharu
Focused on team races instead of the URA.
>MANT
Reporter Lady loves racing so you then proceed to abuse your Umas by making them run 63 races in 72 turns.
>Grand Live
You help a desperate uma hag put on the greatest performance at Tracen capping it off with a fantastic ~40 character Live of GIRLS LEGEND U.
>Grand Masters
Using the power of Sega immersive VR technology you train your Umas alongside AI recreations of the Three Goddesses.
>L’arc
Once again using the power of immersive Sega VR you train a specialized raid party to go win Japan’s real life white whale of horse racing, the Prix de L’arc de Triomphe. Has Benis sexo, and the entire camera and music choreography for the titular race is incredible and the first real main story obstacle seen since early game URA.
>UAF
You help a hag and her Uma become sports ambassadors and help increase the popularity of non-racing Uma sports.
>Farm
You farm and feed your Umas.
>mecha
You help a cripple hag create a robot body she can neurally link to so she can experience racing and the thrill of going fast.
>Legends
Triple hag sexo and focusing on race fan service like autographs, photobooks, and another challenging boss race again GIGA AI if you do well enough.
>Island
You develop Tracen’s private island alongside a hag to help umas return to their primordial roots to unlock their later power.

Main story is Chapter 1 consisting of McQueen and Laisu who you have already, Winning Ticket, Narita Brian, Silence Suzuka, and Special Week 1 and Special Week 2.
The climax of Special Week 2 is frankly incredible and probably the peak of uma’s combination of story telling and choreography so far across the entire franchise despite the same basic story beats being used in S1 already. S1 should be watched before Suzuka’s chapter if you haven’t seen it yet for reasons.
Then Chapter 2 focuses on a different team full of mare sexo. Also very good.

>>714717967
I hate the pasta bird and her shitty engrish

God I love fat horses

>>714716924
Umabros are fighting back against LGBT cult pretty hard, how long do you think they'll hold out?

>>714717754
so you need 2 rotations with zero losses and good luck in the shop to get a horse otherwise its 3? man...

>>714718092
>Umabros are fighting back against LGBT cult pretty hard
???
where?

>>714717889
>Gold Ship in particular was not gelded, so the futa horse girl version would have big heavy balls.

>>714717971
>Reporter Lady loves racing so you then proceed to abuse your Umas by making them run 63 races in 72 turns.

There is nothing more painful than getting off a race and just seeing 1-2 turns left

>>714718241
Don’t worry, you don’t have any objective races in MANT, you’re doing this of your own volition…

>>714718149
>>714717889
>>714717502
Its almost the same reason most race horses are Stallions. Winning stallions are worth much more then mares or geldings. The other big reason is Stallions tend to be more athletic too.

>>714717889
>retarded because her balls do the thinking for her.

>>714711332 (OP)
Because they give them horrible canon heights. It's also really funny to imagine an 8ft Goldship doing a standing dropkick on someone.

>>714717470
Yeah, some girls are even scenario linked to the scenario and might get exclusive scenes or give you gold skills for either using them or taking their support card. Though in general the scenario story itself will still play out the same no matter who you use and it will still use their version's career story outside of the scenario story if applicable, though some scenarios don't play their career story at all like MANT.

>>714718065
Her and Manhatten Cafe should suck my pp.

>Oguri chokes one one of the three legend races
Goddamn it

Is there an explanation for why No. 1 Fav with 3 double circles equals a 3rd when you view results

>>714718292
Wait you mean they often castrate male horses???

>>714716024
Shes just like me

>>714718453
Yes, it makes them easier to handle, less likely to spook, and less of an asshole.

>>714711332 (OP)
Horses are pretty tall when they are standing on two legs

Bakushin...

>>714715245
Season 1 came out when Cygays were still reworking the game and didn't know what to focus on.

>>714718453
It's extremely common in horses, cats, dogs, etc. if you're not using them for competition or breeding. Why would you breed the losers?

>>714718371
I might uninstall this game, got a No. 1 Fav with 3 double circles again and view results gave me 16th place

>>714715213
>He doesn't believe
NGMI

what is it about horses that makes everything they're in extremely popular?
>any cowboy media
>any medieval media
>uma
>you know who

>>714717742
You look like Polish royalty?

okay this is like the fifth time haru accidentally ate pickles
please start checking your burger orders, i'm begging you

>>714717754
Duh there are no updates for me, maybe it's because I'm in Europe

Is it just me or does JP get way better race cameras? I've seen videos where it like goes into the umas face and you can see them glancing at each other. Way more dynamic and interesting to watch than what we have in global

>>714718678
>Giant sized animal that is scared of its own shadow willing to trust you

>>714718453
It's less common in flat horse racing, which is what the irl uma horses were doing. A lot of jump racing horses are gelded, I guess because the added danger makes keeping them calm more important than being able to breed.

>>714718805
haru...

>>714718861
switch to portrait

>>714716764
i beat her 3 times with gold ship because it was a long race and it's gold ship

>>714718678
Horses are basically humans oldest companions after dogs, but far more influential/prestigious.
And well, any culture that didnt have domesticated horses basically got eradicated by those who did and/or quickly adapted them (native americans are still often associated riding horses and they didnt even know those existed until really recently). So we might have "bred" ourselves into a bunch of horsefuckers.

>>714718678
People meme about dogs being humanity's best friends but we developed agriculture, transportation and even warfare with horses by our sides. Our species are bonded by history across the world.

>>714718860
click to title screen

>>714715245
Season 2 starts like it'll be simply more Season 1, but it shifts gears really quick, it's actually a really right show and you don't notice how some details are important until later.

cute idiot

>>714711384
>Draw a woman
>Call her a horse
Interesting

>>714718861
>>714718915
yeah I just learned that portrait gives better camera-angles. What the fuck. Im playing this on PC why would I chose Portrait if I didnt knew this?

>>714718981
vodka got her ass beat three times out of three, so maybe i should've entered a front-runner or end chaser

>>714719029
>right show
meant *tight show

>>714719124
Landscape is one big reference to the real life using the exact same camera angles and everything.

>>714719087
I like her but I hate that I have to gaslight this retard because she basically wants to compete in heavyweight with 52kg
Why does she hate beeing a Sprinter?

I've seen people say that S3 is pretty bad, is it true?

Wait, how do you do the legend race against el carne asada?
I get this message when I try clicking on the banner on the home menu

>commentators going over the positioning and how each girl is doing
>"Haru Urara is here."
Somehow, that's more damning than anything else they could say…

>>714719124
>>714718915
Wtf portrait mode is 10x more entertaining to watch

>>714719245
she doesn't want to be a one trick pony

>Burbon story is that her old trainer wanted to force her into sprint
>Literal nightmare if you are F2P since you have to balance her stamina and speed.

>Bakushin story is that you deceive her into sprint
>JUST TRAIN SPEED BRO

>Ireland is ruled by an Uma Royal family
What the fuck???

Did they change Ryan's favorite sport to baseball for some reason?

>>714716410
It exists but don't expect it to reach highs of Season 2. Kita and Dia are sexo though.

How long do legend races last? I need to get a medium racer ready for it....

How many copies of Kita Black do we need at minimum again?

>>714719315
close and restart the game

>>714719245
Because for a long time Long races were considered far and away the most important and prestigious races in Japan, culminating with Spring Tennosho, or roughly “Emperor’s Prize”.

>>714716410
season 3 is midkino

>>714719271
It's not bad, it's still better than the setup of S1. It's just that Kitasan's story doesn't work in the same context of a Teio/McQueen etc. It's also a little formulaic if you watch back to back. You could probably go straight to CG, and then double back to season 3 later and still appreciate. CG kind of doubles down on shounentard nonsense for the younger audience. Road to the Top ONA and the movie are still really great, and S2 quality.

>>714719420
None, just get friends to max level it for you and rent theirs

>>714719271
It has good parts like this cutie here, but it doesn't feel like a beautiful tale like Season 2.
It's decent if you want to enjoy more Uma Musume animation but I would say to advance to shows like Road to the Top, the Movie and Cinderella Gray, that way you don't burn out early.

>>714719416
3 days

>>714719483
This might be the high IQ move since everyone is being told to save for that card you'll be able to find one easily.

>>714719510
forgot pic

>The uma I want isn't even in yet
Hishi...

>>714719007
Restarted the game, nothing changed

Redpill me on Manhatten Cafe
Her coat looks cool

Did Career horses reset?

how does anyone enjoy late or end horses? its actually just rng whether or not they get boxed like a sardine and lose the entire race

>>714719767
Dopamine

>>714719271
Season 1 is pretty whatever for the most part but it has the excuse of being the fist big project in a brand new franchise that had yet to really establish an identity for itself so it was always gonna feel rough. Season 3 is kinda weak but doesn't really have an excuse. There are still some good moments and it's still a fine entry but Kitasan just doesn't have the type of story that they tried to do that they tried to copy from Teio in season 2.

how long until Mambo is in the game

>>714719695
I'm in Europe and it works for me

>>714719767
nothing quite like seeing vodka in 12th place in the last curve and then just zooming to first

>>714718086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbL4PUFrJ48

>every other horse is competing in g1s by year 2
>haru's only goal is to get out of bronze tier fans
god this girl is so pathetic…

>>714719337
>AHHHH NOOOO MY TRAINER IS USING MY TALENTS TO GUIDE ME TO THE MOST POSSIBLY SUCESFULL PATH NNNNOOO
Imagine some 175cm wirey sprintmonster going "NO TRAINER PUT ME IN THE LINE OF SCRIMAGE; PLEASE TRAINER, HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME RECEIVER I HATE YOUUUU"
I get the whole "prestige" thing but if Usain bolt decided "nah man, Im a Marathon runner now" with 16 nobody would know that niggas name.

>>714719684
Cafe...

>>714719767
You don't train just Power, you need to find the right skills to buff your hose and debuff the front horses.

fucking coney of all people is playing this
how the hell did this game get so popular in the west
and how much time before the troons ruins it

>>714711332 (OP)
the bigger they are, the harder they sub

>>714719881
>Be austrian so I wont get a horse
sad
>all the german horses have been turned into Bavarians because Bavaria has won culture victory within Germany
eh, good enough. When are the german horses coming out for international?

>>714720246
>>714719684
Seijun Sky seems fun

>Don't train guts at all
>Keep getting guts sparks
I'm geting 30+ guts bro on legacies man what the fuck

>>714720074
>Imagine some 175cm wirey sprintmonster going "NO TRAINER PUT ME IN THE LINE OF SCRIMAGE; PLEASE TRAINER, HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME RECEIVER I HATE YOUUUU"
Going from Sprints to Medium/Long is like someone built to be a lineman begging to be trained as receiver or safety
One absolutely gets more glory, fans, money and fame than the other

>>714720340
I'm surprised I've heard zilch from the environmentalists/animal rights people but troons tend to be hypocritically tolerant of anime to a degree.

When you private a game on steam you can still see it in recently played. What the fuck do I do? I can't tank the aura loss this game will give me.

>>714720314
Flatqueen to Fatqueen

>>714718371
Live by the rando
Die by the rando

>>714720074
Well I like Burbon's trainer more, he knows how hard it will be to rebuild her into a long distance front runner and respects her determination.

>>714720562
get better friends

RACE > RACE EVENTS

ENTER EL CONDOR ARENA HOMBRE

>>714717672
Ireland and England will be the main villains of the umamusume universe

Anyone got that image with the support card tierlist?

okay oguri what the FUCK are you doing in a g3 race in year 3? are you here just to crush haru's dreams?

WHY DID YOU IMPREGNATE SUPER CREEK, TRAINER!?

there is a recreation event? Why should I ever waste my time on it? I need to TRAIN

>>714720972
you get more from training if the girls mood is great

>try the condor event race
>YOU COULDNT PASS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO GUTS
SHUT UP NIGGER YOU LITERALLY RIGGED MY SUZUKA TO FALL INTO FOURTH PLACE!

>>714720562
>aura loss
I can see why your friend circle judges you.

So uh, is there ever a reason to level Guts? Any girl who has a bonus to it seems like they are literally gimped with what it currently does.

>>714712998
Honestly, some of the 3* career are harder than most of the 1*.

>>714720562
>aura loss
I fucking hate zoomers

>>714721183
only if you get like 3 or 4 support cards on it to increase friendship

>event races also has dailies
Don't forget to do your career run trainatachi

>>714721237
that's very rude towards helios

>>714721180
>>714721237
If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all

So does this series still rely on lesbian fanservice or is it sanitized now?

>>714721054
No, I'm talking about the Recreation button having a little human icon in it, and when I do the Recreation task, the reporter or whatever shows up and you go on a date with her.

I'm asking why would I do that? It has like 6 steps, that's a shitload of time wasted.

>>714720532
Most people who trooned out tend to be nerds or weebs, its why they enjoy everything a male nerd does in spite of their autistic, mentally ill views over it.

>>714721183
Not right now, no. Later though when it gets buffed yeah it becomes the inverse of stamina for short and mile races where you don't want a whole lot of stamina and get a lot of guts instead and then you'll enter the dreaded 5 guts meta.

>>714711384
They have height measurements in game.

>>714719245
>While his true power was just for sprint races, his team had bigger dreams because of his pedigree (his father, Sakura Yutaka O, won a lot of middle distance races), so Bakushin O would go to a mile race, not win and then completely annihilate a sprint race afterwards.

Just reflecting history.

>>714721361
Still gay as fuck my boy

>>714721339
If you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't say anything.

>>714721339
Sorry to ruin your hugbox. I'll be more self-conscious next time.

>>714721183
Haru's main growth buff is to guts...

>>714721389
It's because you have the reporter card in your deck, I think?
There are other mini story arcs if you do recreation a lot but most people only use it ocasionally to raise mood.

>>714719457
my STRONG wife

>>714721192
Seriously, I tried Oguri Cap
>Mood down
>Mood down
>2 turns till next goal
>Mood down
>Sleep deprived
Shit was cursed man

this event was very cute

I fucking did it bros

>>714721645
Let's hope Freckled Umamusume doesn't receive a visit from Umamusume A...

>>714719881
Okay I restarted the game again and here it was.
Killed the mexican with Oguri

When does Uma Stan for Gold Ship proc? I always see her in a pile of horse girls with 300+ wit in career and i never seen it proc.

>>714721636
i tried grass wonder and man she is menhera on the inside. at least in my run

>>714720562
>Aura loss
The fuck does that even mean?

>have to grin 150K points in career mode for the final card.

Am I suppose to be making more than 8K a run?
Or do I just have to buckle down, and spam Bakushin 20 more times.

>>714721487
That's nice to hear.

>>714719340
Yeah Fine Motion is a princess, apparently being good at horses made Ireland a monarchy in Uma Musume

>85k event points
Alright lets see how much I have to achieve for the card
>290k
>two days left
Well game I'm very fucking sorry for reading every single career now I'm mega fucked

>>714721569
Yeah, is she a good card if you don't have any other SSRs?

>>714720562
>"Hey anon, why are you playing some anime horse game lol?"
>"Hm? Well it shot off on popularity online, so I figured I'd check it out. Plus I've been learning some neat horse facts that's made me appreciate what those stallions and mares had to get up to irl. A fun management game where you get to learn stuff at the same time, can't hate on that myself."

There. You can go maintain your 'aura' now or whatever. Though your concern in the first place that people give a shit about what you're playing on steam is kinda goofy.

>>714721828
time to use your carrot drinks and grind

>>714721828
>>714721876
>letting the gacha FOMO win

>>714720835
What makes particular cards strong?

>rushed mid way
Aaaand its over.
>lost by a head
How do I stop the rushed meme?

>Get McQueen from the random ticket
>Win URA finals the first time
>Have tried with Golshi like 5 times and only got to URA once and didn't even reach the finals
why is this fucker so hard to train compared to the others damn

>>714721828
Yep if you didn't start the game the moment the event was live you're gonna have to grind your ass off, best advice is to equip your event card and get a twin turbo card for maximum bonus points and just go all in on Bakushin retard speed to win the finals

>>714721743
wooow watch out rice shower someone put a banana peel right in front of your feet haha it definitely wasn't me haha

why does king halo never ult? what are the conditions for "racing calmly"?

>>714721961
bigger brain

>>714721969
Ever since I listened to the advice of
>Junior year for friendships
>Classic year for statsmaxx
>Senior year for Skills/Wit
I've had a lot more success. Of course there is always some RNG, esp when Golshi decides you are only allowed to train guts

>>714721961
wit

Discuss Whorses.

>>714718678
There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man

>>714722140
>>714722101
398 wit is not enough?

>>714719684
Im waiting for Gold City because she's the closest im getting to having her in my life again

They had to nerf bakushin with a race right on summer camp

>>714721897
>Well it shot off on popularity online

This is overstated thoughbeit. It got kinda popular for an anime game but it's nowhere near viral enough to make it onto normal people's radar yet. They just see "Pretty Derby" and anime horse girls and assume you're a freak. Asmongold videos are not representative of normal people's media choices.

>>714717920
It's closer to force feed due to how massively accelerated global is. In practice they just cut dead weeks which is a massive plus.

cuck game

>el condor pasa event
>3 daily tries
>3 losses
Ah yes, it begins!

>>714722087
Never proc the rushed debuff. If it triggers once the ult is nulled. She also can't be too far back of the pack and within 200m of the finish line.

>>714722318
my trainee is a femcel

>>714722395
to be fair, i don't think the majority plays this on steam

>>714722467
Its a 2400m so you need a decent amount of stamina, tried it with suzuka and she completely fell in the last 1000m, time to train a proper middle

>>714722395
>normal people's media choices.

>>714721828
Ideally you should be making like 12k for each run. That's with all your cards with bonus + the event one + a friend with a SSR bonus

>>714722467
>He didn't invest in science
Fool

>>714722364
no idea, just do more brain training

>>714720340
the ironic twitch audience found it would be my guess

>>714720340
they can't get past the male and female pick screen

>>714722318
>In a couple of years Goldshi will probably have own dedicated tree.
I wish to have a life Fulfilling as that goofy horse.

>>714721828
See pic-related, if you have those characters/support cards in your deck = you get more Event Points, especially if that card is uncapped with more dupes.

You can get access by:
1- Getting the card yourself.
2- Go to the Friend button > Recommmended tab > Follow people to get to use their cards.
3- In the home screen click the bulletin board and enter the official discord, there's a chat there with people posting their IDs 24/7, you don't even need to talk to anyone to get to use their cards.

All three ways are valid and works.

Gold Ship? More like Gold Shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYe1BAYhIRI

>>714721237
>tranny fell for obvious bait

>>714722318
Director Akikawa is a horse? Where is her tail at?

>>714720562
>posts on 4chan
>thinks he has ""aura""

>>714722318
mejiro dober is a slut, holy moley

>>714723020
lodged tightly in her ass

>>714723020
Hidden under her skirt probably. She's Northern Taste.

The lore behind some of these horses is so fucking miserable I regret watching beyond the few initial Gold Ship videos that popped up in my recommended.

>>714723020
under her dress

>>714723020
both the director and green lady are weird ones, we can't confirm since they never ever take their hats off

>>714721957
No idea, I'm a complete noob but the guaranteed practice perfect event on Fine Motion has been very helpful for me.

>>714722318
Condor getting the Silence's sloppy seconds...

>>714722531
>Never proc the rushed debuff.
isn't that RNG? no wonder she sucks

>>714723137
>We can't confirm

I mean it's kinda too blatant to deny. They just will never get the perms for Tokino Minoru so they won't ever commit to the full reveal.

>>714721957
their skills, if you manage to learn some of them fast you don't have to worry about stamina like Fine Motion or Super Creek, and their events have energy recovery so you will spend more turns training instead of resting

Canonically is there a race of horse people or are some girls just born horses? How does this work?

>>714723370
it's a race of horse girls

I'm starting to think those mood increasing parfaits are just placebo. I've won with terrible mood before but every time I tried to improve it before a race my Uma still ended up in the shitter.

>>714719271
I might be kinda biased because I like Kita so I would rate S3 higher than other people say, even if its not as emotionally motivating as S2.
I find the concept that you reached your potential and its only downhill from is scary. Its not like a fractured bone like in s2, that life itself tries to shit on, which is more direct. Its like hitting your 30's, sure you can still do XY thing but you can't get it out of your head that your max is gonna be 90% of output of what it used to be, and it might be 80% etc as the years go by..

>>714723020
Right here

>>714723446
Are their dad's horses too?

>game has canon futa
>almost no futa porn
Why

>>714723043
I don't have aura and that's the problem. If I was hot, rich and popular I wouldn't give a fuck about how I'm perceived. But no, I'm average leaning toward loser. I can't add hentai pervert to my character bio.

>>714723590
anon… it's a race of horse GIRLS.

>>714720562
Get them into the horse eugenics simulator too

>>714723590
nope, always human dad with horse mom

>>714723060
Horses don’t exactly have much of a choice in who they get to breed with, especially when stud fees are tens of thousands of dollars, and the horse either cooperates or is made to cooperate.
It’s not like when horses are gay for each other like McQueen and Sundayman or Golshi and Just A Way.

>>714723590
Umamusumes reproduce with human males.

Tazuna Hayakawa...? Factoids

>Fans speculate that she is secretly Tokino Minoru. A racehorse from the 1950s undefeated in 10 races, including the Satsuki-Sho and the Derby. He broke the record in six of these races. Unfortunately, he died before he could challenge the Kikka-Sho.
>Her and Tokino Minoru’s birthdays are the same (5/2). She is the only NPC to have her birth date listed in-game.
>Tazuna never takes her cap off and her ears are not shown.
>Tazuna says that her favourite foods are ramen and gyoza but also carrots.
>Taiki Shuttle is a renowned sprinter, yet was unable to escape Tazuna's speed while trying to stay out after curfew.
>Her uniform is loosely based off of Tokino Minoru’s jockey silk colours. And her horseshoe barrette is on the right side of her head, where her ear decoration would be if she was a horse girl based on a male horse.
>Claims to have fond memories of the Derby.
>The topic of injuries concerns her. Five days after winning the Japanese Derby, Tokino Minoru ended up falling ill to tetanus sepsis because of injury and died.
>During one of her date events, she suddenly mentions the excitement of waiting for the gate to open.
>In the same event, there is an announcement for a movie called “The Phantom Horse Girl”. This is in reference to “The Phantom Horse” a movie about Tokino Minoru produced by his owner, Masaichi Nagata.
>Umayon’s description of Tazuna says that she “does anything perfectly”. Tokino Minoru’s debut was also called a “perfect” one. Also, the horse’s name was “Perfect” before it was replaced by the registered name Tokino Minoru.
>Fans joke that her shit advice about why your horse fails in career mode is because, as Tokino Minoru, she never knew defeat. She can't speak wisely on a subject she knows nothing about.
>She has fond memories of the Kyodo News Service Hai. This race's subtitle? Tokino Minoru Kinen.

>>714723590
their race has no male

>>714723590
no because there's no horse guys
they exclusively fuck human men

>>714712056
It really is an improvement

>>714720246
She looks cute

>>714715245
S2 > S3 > S1

Director Yayoi Akikawa...? Factoids

>Fans speculate that Yayoi is Northern Taste (03/15/1971-12/11/2004), a horse that changed the breeding game in Japan forever. A lot of Uma Musume horses have him in his pedigree, including his son Machikane Tannhauser.
>She has the white shooting star that appears a lot on horse girls.
>Her white bangs are on the same spots as Northern Taste’s white shooting star.
>Her name is the ancient name for March in Japanese and Northern Taste was born in March.
>The cat she has on her hat looks VERY similar to the cat that Northern Taste made friends with at his farm. This cat would also ride on his back frequently.
>His cat once delivered a heavy punch on Machikane Tannhauser’s face.
>Speaking of Machikane Tannhauser, Yayoi also shows up more in her scenario than in anybody else’s.
>Northern Taste is a small horse, Yayoi is also small.
>Northern Taste was given the privilege to live in a special ranch with air conditioning, a large room, specially designed dry-grass bed for the horse, and his own grazing ground, for his achievements being a great sire. Akikawa is known in-game for over-spending on luxuries.
>Her mother was the chairman before becoming too busy to manage Tracen Academy. Northern Taste’s father is another wonderful sire, the great Northern Dancer.
>On the June 26, 2024 update, it’s revealed that her birthday is indeed March 15, which further proved that she is based on Northern Taste.
>Secret 1: She has attempted to put conveyor belt sushi in the cafeteria but was stopped.
>A reference on how Northern Taste got his name. When Yoshida Teruya purchased the son of Northern Dancer in Canada and called his father Yoshida Zenya, Zenya said “Nice work, is there anything you want to eat after returning to Japan?”; Teruya said: “Sushi.” From sushi, Zenya thought of fish, and named the horse Northern Taste as in “the taste from the north”.

>>714723590
Nope, the girls possessed by male horse spirits are futas

>>714711332 (OP)
do they have hooves?

>>714723807
I pulled her card and she seems like a really nice lady.

what's the usage of the "scenario link" support card? the one with happy meek's trainer?

>>714724124
She is. Be sure and do her dates, anon.

>>714719394
Change from what?

>>714722318
If only we could have porn

>>714724154
Scenario Link means it just gets a slight event stat bonus and will make a gold skill available.
But Aoi is bad card since her dates don’t restore much Energyz

I gotta admit, I was a bit iffy on this at first but I'll be damned if I don't get hyped watching my uma pull a last second overtake and getting the win.
I think I finally get the popularity of horse racing

Hot damn, I love sprints, you don't even need to skip shit

my robotic horse wife

What the hell is her problem

>>714720936
I promised. 2 more to go.

>>714723807
>>714724039
>>714724191
These are not horses so it is okay to sexualize them right?

>>714724421
She's an umamusume otaku
She's literally (you)

Which Umas would you spend an entire sunday playing videogames with?

fuck off aoi I don't have time to gonout with you I'M TRAINING MY HORSE because I WANT HER TO WIN unlike you

>>714724496
The instant the hat comes off, Kiryu and Majima will teleport behind you, I'm afraid.

>>714721743
I can't do shit with this horse how the hell do I get her to win?

jovial clears

D-did what

Better question: who would win? Gold Ship or Subway Slammer?

>>714724575
you push her
you know to encourage her
not to make her fall down or anything

>>714721434
> dreaded 5 guts meta.
I for one will welcome seeing Nice Nature in a swimsuit more often.

>>714723114
Welcome to horse racing!

>>714717632
Those soldiers are just 5'11

>>714724575
Don't train her while tired or else...

>>714724039
Wanted cat on head lore and was not disappointed.

>>714711627
>>714717502
>>714723601
>>714724064
>yakuza quashes any yuri shit from taking root for years
>didn't account for global futafags ruining the game
They tried to explain how even the stallions reincarnate into mares as umas, but futafags will just ignore that so they continue to be cockmongling faggots.

>>714723883
Ah so they are race of parasites that prey on sensitive young men

>>714724660
Gold Ship:
>Chad with a harem
>Horse Strength
>Madness Buff
>Years of experience against humans

Subway Slammer:
>Incel
>Man strength
>Madness Buff
>A few weeks of experience maximum

It's a Golshi Victory, I'm Afraid.

>>714723114
>and then he got an injury and fucking died
>and then he got sick and fucking died
>rice shower
it's hard to find one that lived a good life

>>714723749
So she's an escort then?

>>714724908
you could put them in a hat and it'd be almost impossible to tell. this setting is such bullshit

>>714724615
that

Is Akebono obtainable in the western release? I love her the most.

>>714724906
>>yakuza quashes any yuri shit from taking root for years
Quite literally there since day one of the anime

>>714724906
>>ruining the game
it's like 10 posts on the whole thread, everyone else is talking about how much they want to fuck the horses themselves

>>714724191
i want to do all her events but it feels like a waste because i'm not training my horse and mood is basically never an issue anyways

>>714724945
It's not that hard. Oguri, Haru Urara, Hishi Akebono, King Halo, Nice Nature and many more lived long and happy lives. Even some horses who did get injured like Agnes Tachyon still lived just fine in retirement and enjoyed fucking mares on the reg. Series Protagonist Special Week literally lived out her retirement with her childhood friend Grass Wonder.

New uma dexerto just dropped

>>714724906
>The game is ruined because people said something I don't like
Reddit is that way niggy

>>714725139
It's worth it just to see them all, plus it gives free energy to your honse. I'd say do it once in a not-so-serious career run.

>>714725156
forgot pic

>>714725224
80m in losses is a hilarious way of saying degenerate gamblers lost a sure bet

>>714712056
>adds some tension between the girl the trainer and a dichotomy of the smaller one being the one in charge
Umas being superhumanly strong isn't enough? Smart Falcon can part the sea with a kick, for example.

>>714725176
>Gold Ship's dad looks homeless
Makes sense

>>714725224
genuinely the most based horse ever

life or glue factory for special week?

>>714725301
Yea, they made it sound like she ate a Picasso art exhibit and pissed inside a Bugatti

>>714725324
thats just stupid anime memery

>>714711332 (OP)
i want gold ship to shatter my pelvis, and there's no ching chong yakuza nigger that can stop me from masturbating to the idea

>>714725351
stay away from Urara you shitty american. we love Haru

>>714724575
i literally don't understand how people can't at lest make it to the arima kainen with her
she's incredibly easy to deal with, all you have to do is be nice to her and train power

>>714721957
The most important thing is in their Speciality Priority stats. It's how often they mostly stay in the card specialty stats. It's why Kitasan Black's card is really hyped, her MLBed card 100% stay on speed training.

>>714725413
are you sure about that

>>714725351
If they fail to achieve their dreams it is my fault.

>>714725224
Kicking his trainer is just the Golshi way. Total Trainer Hate!

>Hated his trainer Sugai.
>There were occasions when you could clearly see that Gold Ship kept moving to find a perfect position to launch kicks at Sugai.
>Sugai kissed Gold Ship once, which made Gold Ship’s eyes turn dead (just like the eyes of Hishi Miracle when he is about to enter the pool).

'luv this horse

>>714712056
no, they can, they just know this will lose them money from the virgin incel types. I dont mean people who hate women I mean people who are actually somehow afraid of them.

>>714724039
>Northern Taste’s father is another wonderful sire, the great Northern Dancer.
The director is A FUCKING LEAF!?

>>714725506
isn't he not yakuza 90% of the series?

>>714724540
Sunday can join too

>>714725657
Pretty much all of the horses are descended from Americans, Brits, French and Canadians. Importing foreign horses or their coom was the way.

>>714725110
Which is why it worked, and yuritrannies haven't latched on to it.
>>714725130
Sure, but if you tolerate this shit in the first place, futafags will think it's safe for them.
The yakuza had the right idea in telling the yurifags that they weren't welcome.

Is this worth picking up if I don't spend money on gacha? I already play a couple f2p-friendly gachas but I like the concept

Am I too late for the "the game just released" events?

>>714725569
Faggot

>>714725810
yes
only one of them

>>714725695
Agnes Tachyon and Daiwa Scarlet are the cutest. I wish Scarlet Bouquet could be in the game for mom memes.

WHY DOES THE HORSE NEED TO DO MATH HOMEWORK HOW DOES THAT HELP IN RACING

>>714725810
You still can get the random SSR ticket if you complete the missions but you probably miss the selectable SSR voucher.

>>714725930
Lots of them have careers when they can't run anymore. King Halo's mother in-verse became a fashion designer, for instance.

>>714725865
>>714725963
I missed some stuff? Is it still possible to reroll or should I not bother for now?

>>714725695
Who's Urara's mom?

>>714725930
either they get a real job after racing around in their prime or they get turned into glue

>>714725695
why is the princess so cute bros? she only ever shows up in background events but i want to be her prince

>>714725930
helps them know how to count down from 18 to 1

>>714725695
Haru's mom (male) is in the game?

>>714711332 (OP)
Something to do with pic related I imagine. Not my cup of tea but I can see the appeal. Mostly the nice to me aspect.

man, i really need more currency. i don't have enough to level my supports or raise my trainee potential

>>714725963
damn I was just watching a stream and was gonna pick it up, shit like this is why I never end up playing a gacha game, how the fuck do you already miss shit when its been less than a week? bummer

>>714725803
>The yakuza had the right idea in telling the yurifags that they weren't welcome
That didn't happen at all

>>714725981
You don't need to reroll at all, you'll just miss the final reward of an event unless you grind like hell, you don't have to metafag either

>>714725986
Nippo Teio, the Emperor of the Mile. Cygames didn't get the perms, so they called her Akitsu Teio to be legally distinct (tm).

>>714726049
No.

I'm not gonna lie bros, this fucking nigger RNG is getting on my nerver real fucking fast.
>late start fucks up skill triggers and ruins a run I needed to win forcing me to burn a clock
>arima keinen thrown randomly in some careers so better have 300 stamina + a recovery skill or you lose goy pay up for uncaps and good sparks
>oops did you neglect guts the stat that doesnt matter for 89% of races? Your trainee couldn't maintain her run on the end of the race, you might need to train more guts!
>oopsie woopsie the skills on the cards you picked never dropped? And you needed them to not get walled in some races? Tough break trainer!
Absolute sack of horse shit

>>714725742
Sure, but I wasn't expecting the connection to be THAT immediate
As A FUCKING LEAF myself, I think it's kinda neat. Northern Dancer was actually the only racehorse I'd heard of before discovering uma musume

why

Horsegirl horsecock
Simple as.

>get the very clearly YEEHAW IM AN AMERICAN horse
>her tits aren't comically big
I feel ripped off

I don't have a single horse with Speed sparks

>>714726130
it's not like this means your fucked, just start now and do everything you can.

>>714726223
Why are you trying to stop her from exposing the star conspiracy? Good question.

>>714725981
Also I forgot to mention there's only 2 days left to obtain free MLB of a decent support cards. Btw Support cards for this game matter more than the horse themself because it's a training simulator.

>>714726130
You have the voucher to pick a free horse when you start and can do more missions for up to 2 more free 3* horses. You CAN get unlucky and get the same one you picked though, so it's recommended to do the missions, get one free random horse, then use the ticket to pick yours.
t.picked first then got a dupe that does nothing.

>>714726138
Literally every streamer Ive seen, even total normies rerolled for that support girl, this feels like disinformation

>>714726223
she's trying her best! she's the very best at it, even!
god i never want to do her career again, i'm gonna have to get a dirt horse from the selection voucher

>>714726348
there's no way I'm finishing all those missions to get the free one, like half that shit is so random. I can't pull a single thing from the claw machine let alone 3

>>714726290
Check the guest list

>event choice
>+10 Guts

>>714726165
>>oops did you neglect guts the stat that doesnt matter for 89% of races? Your trainee couldn't maintain her run on the end of the race, you might need to train more guts!
that advice is bullshit btw, don't listen to her lies

>>714726414
just always go for the plushies that aren't standing straight up, those usually are multiple in one

>>714726284
>>her tits aren't comically big
they're already the biggest in the roster nigga how big do you want

>>714726435
>that doesnt matter for 89% of races?
more like 100%

>>714726435
THEN ITS ANOTHER WAY OF THE GAME MAKING YOU LOSE JUST BECAUSE AAAAAAAAAGH

>>714726414
i was down to 1 credit and picked up a king halo plushie because i like her and there was a silence one attached to it at the bottom
so the rng was in my favor for once

Duramente's Italian Jockey enjoying his Honse.

>>714726295
>bro just start way behind people who only played 2 days before you it's not that bad
Not making it sound any better

How are the dalies in this game? I already play Nikke and blue archive and i wanna know if i can squeez this game in.

>>714726750
long as fuck

>>714726673
pvp races aren't real bro

>>714726750
you got a free hour everyday?

>>714726750
6 hours dailies.

Loremasters please tell me why Matikanefukukitaru is a fortune teller freak

>>714726673
the game has a free ssr ticket for support, its the best moment to reroll for 2 meta cards

>>714726781
>>714726798
>>714726801

>>714726750
you have to play a career everyday and those are huge

is it even possible to defeat el condor?

I lost thrice

>>714726798
>>714726801
Lmao out of all the bitching in this thread this is the one that actually hit me

I am WAY too spoiled by gachas that have 45 second dailies, I'll stick to watching vtubers pay this

ey

>>714726940
Nothing else but build a better medium horse.

>>714726830
Their name means 'good fortune comes to those who smile'. They also had a comfy life that was uneventful and safe. Also an impressive ability to go ultra instinct and avoid their mom's habit of kicking everything around her.

>>714726969
>I'll stick to watching vtubers pay this
Freudian slip or...

>>714726985
happy meek is so cute
when can i swap trainees with kiryuin??

>>714727036
typo but it actually works both ways

She whaled her fucking heart out then ended up using golship after having basically everything in the game

>>714726940
Yes, after winning once it goes to hard mode, but thankfully we still get stars on a loss

>>714727126
par from the course for her streams

i must be retarded or in possession of a cursed account because i cannot get bakushin to win
i stack as many speed support cards as i can and pick speed inspirations and pick frontrunner and train speed a lot like everyone says to and it doesn't work and she eats shit in the sprinters stakes every time
i'm not mad that i'm not being handed a free win per se
it's more the fact that everyone says it is when that doesn't seem to be the case

>>714726996
Lore master, why is gold ship skill an anchor? What the hell did that horse do irl?

>>714727071
She's fictional so she has no RL career for the game to emulate. That being said there is a Happy Meek horse inspired by the game now. Wait till it has a career and maybe it'll be translated over.

>>714727361
what didn't he do

>>714727361
>why is gold ship skill an anchor?
gold SHIP

>>714724908
Yes, that's exactly what "human" women are.

>>714727361
>Name is Gold Ship
>Ships have anchors
>Thus Gold Ship has an anchor

That's not really a deep lore thing. It's just a name joke. That being said Golshi was a freak.

>>714726750
If you play on fast forward it's like 20-30 minutes.
You really shouldn't play more than 1 gacha

getting a girl to 3* is hard as fuck man, they really want you to swipe your amex

>>714727350
Here's how my strongest bakushin look like if that helps, this isn't optimized though.

>>714727350
Maybe the skills? I also tried to do the bakushin speed at first, but no success, I only won the ura finals with her today, I used a biko pegasus card and focused completely on sprint skills, barely over 1000 in speed, but she pulled through

>>714727350
My best Bakushin's build yet was using 3 speed + 2 wit cards + borrowed Fine Motion. Wit cards boost stamina recovery from wit training so she never need to rest at all. Also don't forget to build friendship meters first with each of the supports because friendship training is the most important stats boost so build it up as soon as posibble.

>>714727667
Wait, how the fuck is she her own legacy? SHE WENT TOO FAST

>>714727350
You still need velocity skills and a little stamina and wits
Don't use 6 speed cards that's goofy shit

>gacha game
>the most viral popular girls are the f2p shitter units

>>714727126
I like her in collabs with green woman but skipping races is a cardinal sin that I won't tolerate, so I'm skipping her playthrough of Uma.

I still haven't seen anyone in these threads play with Special Week

>>714727837
The units themselves aren't really that important, the support cards do most of the heavy lifting. With proper legacies you can just use whoever you want.

>>714727928
This is a CAPchad board

>>714727837
They are a hook. If people see you have to start degen slot machine pulling to see the meme girls

>>714727837
She's the best

>>714727928
I have

>>714727928
she's just so generic
i prefer literally every other 3star, and that includes oguri whose whole personality is "food"

>>714727928
I refuse to play Special Week until the event is over. I need that support card for points

>>714727928
I have 6 of the 3* and none of those are special week.

so is my training order of speed>power>stamina right for late chasers? those burn less stam, right? especially with the corner recovery skill from super creek

>>714727928
I don't have one single 3 stars...

>>714728379
You should have a voucher, go to the shop

>>714728379
don't you get one for free?

>>714728435
>>714728441
still trying to get the random one from missions before spending the voucher but I'm a lucklet and couldn't get the 5 supports at once even now

>>714728553
I see, good luck!

>>714728553
do pal cards like tazuna and kiryuin count for that mission? might be a faster way to get it

>>714728683
No.

>>714728757
oh that's dogshit, what do pal cards even do then