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Anonymous No.714716285 >>714716847 >>714718567
Why are there so few games set in the Conan universe? They don't even need Conan, the lore surrounding Hyboria is pretty vast and you can create an almost infinite number of games within that world. Well our world, since Hyboria is technically Earth before the plates shifted.
Anonymous No.714716519 >>714718225 >>714718308 >>714718393
sword and sorcery is problematic in current year
Anonymous No.714716847 >>714717159
>>714716285 (OP)
Witcher and Elder Scrolls games have basically filled the niche completely, also nobody gives a shit about conan anymore
Anonymous No.714717159 >>714718642
>>714716847
Conan obviously won't do big blockbuster numbers like Witcher or Elder Scrolls but certainly enough to be profitable. Conan Exiles was survival crafting slop and that managed to get enough money to be supported for years and 53k peak CCU is pretty good for a smaller title.

Now imagine if a good Conan game was in the works and not survival crafting slop, I imagine the numbers would be even better.
Anonymous No.714718225 >>714718308
>>714716519
This, it still offends everyone. Evangelicals don't like nipples, blacks seethe about racial phrenology, and there's enough damsels in distress and CNC to make a tumblr blue hair go apoplexic.
It's pretty much tailor made for American Males and we just haven't been the demographic for several decades now.
Anonymous No.714718308 >>714718393 >>714718469 >>714718880
>>714716519
>>714718225
No, I think it's more that they just keep on bombing.
Anonymous No.714718393 >>714718469
>>714716519
Said the tard who eats all the dicks.
>>714718308
This. If you makes something good other people will try to copy it.
Anonymous No.714718469 >>714718672
>>714718308
Who the fuck is they?
>>714718393
Are you fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.714718567 >>714718731 >>714718830 >>714720183
>>714716285 (OP)
Static caveman bunga bunga land would get boring after a while. 99% of the few people who still play the Conan MMO only do it for the sex content.
Anonymous No.714718642
>>714717159
part of me thinks the next Teyon game [RoboCop and Terminator devs] is Conan, since their job listings said action RPG, but idk
Anonymous No.714718672
>>714718469
Nope but you sure are. dong poker.
Anonymous No.714718731 >>714719009
>>714718567
It's amazing how the thread has already managed to be this stupid this quick. Good job /v/ thanks for saving me some time
Why dont you faggots try actually playing games for once?
Anonymous No.714718818 >>714719165 >>714720613
What does a good Conan game look like?
Probably close to the original God of War games, I'd guess. You could do an open world RPG but I think that misses the point of Conan
Anonymous No.714718830
>>714718567
Careful anon you summon the "Conan is Iron Age" Autist despite the fact that its a mishmashed pastiche of everything from Egypt to knights to American frontier.
Anonymous No.714718880
>>714718308
Never even heard of some of these, but yeah they clearly had been trying but nobody buys them I guess.
Anonymous No.714719009
>>714718731
Anon, be real. Look at conan exiles. People only play it for smut.
Anonymous No.714719165
>>714718818
Old God of War is a good match mechanically.
As for the stetting and world, a series of separate but varied levels across a vaguely "Old" fantasy world that end with the protag getting the girl and the loot, only for the bridge between each level to be "our hero spent a few months/a year partying around before moving on to our next adventure".
Anonymous No.714720183
>>714718567
>Static caveman bunga bunga land
retard
Anonymous No.714720342
>mu
Anonymous No.714720613
>>714718818
>You could do an open world RPG but I think that misses the point of Conan
Not at all. The longer stories of Conan were practically an adventure. One of them, he goes from dungeon crawling to fighting in a pitched battle between two kingdoms. In fact, the perfect open world RPG game would be a Mount and Blade-like. Think about it. It perfectly captures everything that is Conan. You start off solo. You loot ancient demonic ruins. Plunder shit. Get a small crew. Plunder some more shit. Fight as a mercenary in far off lands. Then become a captain of a mercenary band yourself. Fight armies. Become king. Thats literally Mount and Blade. But set in the Conan universe, thatd be the perfect game.
Fuck Mount and Blade Carribean. There needs to be Mount and Blade Hyboria.