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>>714716709
what do you think your last words will be?

>>714716820
Probably "Oh shit" or something of that nature

Cursed

>>714716820
>Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow

>>714716820
*farts*

>>714716807
For me it's a supersonic dive in the Ifrit before lowering gear and going into a 25g pitch-up from the flaps, killing me instantly

>>714716820
>You're likely to die from a stroke in your sleep if you've lived long enough, so as you're waking up to it, you'll likely start cursing from that sensation
>Majority's last words are just variants of 'shit' and 'fuck'

>>714716820
"Yep..."
I've been in a near death situation before, that and a shrug was my reaction.

>>714716820
>This is it Luigi!

>>714716820
>I bet I’ll survive this.

>Sully doesn't say a word for 23 seconds
>The chorus to Evanescence's "Bring Me To Life" just happens to be 23 seconds long

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror. Like his passengers.

>>714716820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75LxqzMlbN4

>>714716637 (OP)
>But I've been pulling all this time!
Pierre Bonin you fucking retard.

>>714716820
You won't have any last words that you'll experience. Quantum immortality ensures you can't die so you'll only have last words in other timelines

>>714716820

I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD!

>>714717160
For me, its hunting for BVR kills in my Vortex while out of SAM range, knowing that I should head back to base once I'm run out of Scimitars, but seeing an "easy kill" below me and thinking "hell yeah, im gonna switch to guns"
>Missile [IR] 6km
>Missile [ARH] 5km
>Missile [IR] 2km
>Missile [SARH] 20km
>Missile [SARH] 17km

>>714717186
This
Had a near brush myself and all I could do was laugh and say "welp"

>>714716820
AIEEEE, probably

>>714716820
I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior. YES! Made it! ugggggh

>>714717186
I was chainsawwing a giant bushel of branches and vines off of my 15 foot roof.
Sawed through a main branch, was teetering too close to the edge, felt myself going over the edge and couldn't stop myself.
All I could think was "Welp, that's what happens."
Woke up to find out the big ball of branches and vines a few seconds later pumped full of adrenaline and not a scratch on me.
Had a great time texting my friends, "I fell off my roof...."
Except my good friend who knew I wouldn't text like that if I was okay. What a shitter.
Bonus: It also took the rest of the shit on my roof with me. It was instantly cleaned and saved me an hour and a half.

>>714716637 (OP)
you forgot the beep beep bepp part

>>714716709

Are these real?
Damn this is some.Ace Combat tier shit.

>>714716820
>(Laughter)
Obviously the most kino option.

P-P-POOOL IT UP SELECTA
REEEEEWIIIIIIND

>>714716820
I've had three near-death incidents while driving (one time almost getting head-oned by semi on a motorcycle), and I never said a word each time. The laughing comes about 15 seconds later.

>>714716637 (OP)
Look out there's two towers.

>>714716820
We gaan!

>>714718014
Why do missiles instinctively wanna kill the sun?

>>714718905
The semi was on a motorcycle?

Did that "spooky paranormal flight sim" game ever get made?

>>714719217
It's the cause of all the problems.

>>714716820
>What're you gonna do? Stab me?

RETARD
RETARD

>>714716820
"hahaha...fuck"

>>714719507
>Watch this!

>>714718482
Do you live in a jungle?

>>714716820
As someone who has taken a Cessna for a swim before (freak engine accident on takeoff) they were “oh that’s not good”

>>714717870
Quantum immortality assumes, that the version of you that survives continues to age indefinitely, and that the infinite Planck second of your immortal life is every single one of your cells failing from old age.

>>714719654
No a storm wound up knocking the top of a tree off, but only the top so there was no damage to the roof but I needed to clear that so rain wouldn't stay absorbed on the roof tiles

>>714716820
thanks for all the fish

>>714716637 (OP)
SCP

>>714718882
Here you go, anon. Don't listen to the audio logs before going to bed.

https://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

>>714720115
eastern US, huh. I used to run around the forest there and swing on vines. one time my friend's dad made us bring his sister with us and she tried to swing on the vine over the creek, but she was too fat and it broke and she fell down and broke both her legs, so we had to carry her home. dumbass

>>714716820
"i gues that's it" or "sorry mom and dad" if not just "dammit"

What is /v/ flying?

>>714720276
I need to learn how to identify trees. There's fucking loads of them here.
southeast to be exact

>>714716709
HOT-2 patience patience patience you got all the time in the
world.
HOT-2 we don't wanna be on the news
>crash anyway

>>714717465
Sully was a hero

>>714716820
"Wouldn't you like to know, fed boy?"

>>714720498
the main thing is the leaves. you can figure out what a tree is pretty quickly just by looking at the leaves.

>>714716637 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kara_Hultgreen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Potomac_River_mid-air_collision
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_Connection_Flight_4819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_International_University_pedestrian_bridge_collapse

>>714716820
fug D:

>>714720000
incredible

>>714720000
What in the hell is this

>>714720251
>Amy, I love you.

>>714720454
For me it's the Ifrit

if the AF would give me warrant stripes and put me in a Bronco 10 and send me on coin missions, I would reup

>>714720980
Anon pls https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_airport_disaster

>>714720980
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

>>714720815
Good info, thanks. I always think about learning them in the winter when it's not a million fucking degrees outside
and there's no leaves

>>714720815
>laughs in conifer
needles will only take you so far here.
bark patterns matter and some trees are hybrids that change their pattern halfway up the trunk, which is the only way to know them.

>>714720980
A pilot who got pissed off and crashed his airplane

>>714721062
The best thing the military for recruitment could do is declare war on mexican cartels (or just mexico lol). Imagine how fun COIN would be hunting down black SUVs. Drop a hellfire on one and watch all the cocaine scatter. Tragically, the world is ruled by evil geriatrics who support drug and child trafficking cartels instead of gigachads.

Plane crashes are supposed to be a statistical a anomaly, now it seems like they crashed all the time, what changed?

>>714721115
Why does the wikipedia make it sound like an accident but the logs make it sound like he was pissed off at the tower delaying him and flew into the taxi'ing pan am plane on purpose?

>>714720000
>>714721115
Yeah what the fuck it's obvious who's at fault here

>>714720251
>What, oooh s**t. Oh f**k me.
Literally me

>>714721435
because that's not a real comm log, moron. That's the Murray scene from Joker.

>>714716820
We are humans, and humans are...

>>714721435
That image is fake anon, just for laughs

>>714721201
It's too bad that Russian Olive trees are considered invasive and are getting killed everywhere. They're pretty nice trees, very pretty with their colors, but because some people fucked it up and couldn't handle them, now they're causing problems everywhere. The worst part is that their seeds travel down waterways before latching on somewhere, and now you've got this giant monster with bark thorns poking out everywhere on a steep muddy hill, and it's just a nightmare to cut them down in that situation. What's worse, their thorns are actually poisonous, when they stab you it starts messing with you as the poison begins to circulate in your blood. Fucking things.

But if well-maintained, they're very nice trees. They've becomes such a problem though, they're currently illegal to buy, sell, or plant.

>>714721432
Go investigate how many of them happen every year and the amount of miles traveled per passenger.
You're probably just now biased when exposed to so many crash records.

>>714721370
>hellfire
More ships should get upgrades to the Griffin missile, it's true fire and forget so you don't need to hold a laser on the target

>>714716820
i am serious, and don't call me shirley

>>714716709
>>714720251
the nature of these last words becomes embarrassing and sometimes even evil around '96. if even pilots are this fucked, humanity is fucked.

>>714721432
https://www.ntsb.gov/safety/data/Pages/monthly-dashboard.aspx
They're not that rare actually and the rate this year is on par with previous years.

>>714721370
>declare war on mexican cartels (or just mexico lol
Does America even have enough small diameter explosive munitions to spend on a border war after having given them all away to Israel and Ukraine?

>>714716820
Game Over...

>>714722270
I think all of those are pretty composed and controlled for a dude flying an airplane that's about to hit the ground. A person who knows they're about to crash their car would say worse things every time.

>>714722408
yeah lol

but it would be easier if we pushed Mexico a bit further south, to make the border smaller

>>714721745
>>714720980
Anon, that's not the real transcript, it's a meme based off of tenerife and the dark knight rises

>>714722408
Sounds like a good excuse to reindustrialize

>>714716709
>Fuck hell.

>>714716637 (OP)
>we gaan

>>714722408
you dont seriously believe the retards on the news saying
>WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT
are serious, right?

>>714722631
BARBED WIRE ON THE BORDER? THAT'S RACIST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH7yhynvaPs

>>714722492
Most of them probably couldn't see the mountain or ground before the impact and hitting them at 200 knots its an instant death most of the time.
The ones that could see or knew they were fucked aren't so calm sometimes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V0eMcAbyobM

>>714716637 (OP)
AAAAA KURWA

Bros do you think piloting is a good job fit for gamers?

>>714717465
Is this the biggest clutch in aviation history? Not necessarily in terms of lives saved, but even just unlikely landings.

>>714722492
aviate navigate communicate you stupid fucker. 90% of these incidents in the first half or so of the list had pilots trying to fly the aircraft until the end, and almost 90% of them in back half are utter incompetency and insanity. it's outrageous but of course you know nothing about anything.

>>714716709
>Goodnight, goodbye, we perish!
Balls of fucking steel, hell yeah. I hope I say something that hardcore before I die.

>>714723035
the instant water taxi rescue was even more clutch because without them the entire flight population would have frozen to death in the winter hudson river

>>714723035
Gimli glider's a good contender

>>714716820
hmm....
*dies*

>>714723185
>90% of these incidents in the first half or so of the list had pilots trying to fly the aircraft until the end
What? Would you rather they just gave up? wtf is wrong with you

>>714722718
sure, but could we have some new actors instead of just lockheed and raytheon again this time?

>>714723365
reread my post you stupid fucking shithead

>>714723402
Nah dude. Go be a fag elsewhere, lest I land a plane on your house

>>714723013
>do you think piloting is a good job fit for gamers?
No, you have to be a fit gigachad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK8U8RZyzsM

in fact, there was a time when DC rammed women and brown people through training to say that there were femoid and nog jet pilots and they were the ones who g-locked and crashed when they were in real planes

For me it's X-Plane 12.

The best sim right now.

>>714723331
>In 10 nautical miles (19 km; 12 mi), the aircraft lost 5,000 feet (1,500 m), giving a glide ratio of roughly 12:1
For a jetliner, that thing flew remarkably well without power. Once they got it gliding, I would wager the pilots were actually quite comfortable gliding it down.

>>714716820
"The Aristocrats"

>>714723226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgetjk9IHbo

>>714723497
It's easy to resist Gs. Just tense your body, starting in your feet, and move upwards towards your head and neck. This forces at least a bit of blood to stay in your brain. They also make suits that do this for you, but you can do it by yourself. Negative Gs though, the blood being forced into your brain, not much you can do about that.

>>714720000
WE GAN

>>714716709
based pols once again

>>714716709
>that's it im dead
based

>>714722056
here in the NW its ivy and DAMNABLE Himalayan blackberries. the berries are tasty but FUCK that plant.
I got a backyard slope held together only by 7ft tall fitzer bushes and blackberry bushes keep trying to take over.

>>714719521
Air Force jets actually have arresting hooks in case they need to do an emergency landing on a carrier

>>714716709
>what the hell was that

>>714724072
>dont have any himalayan bushes in my yard
>get to make blackberry pies every august from the abundant piles of impossible-to-remove thorn bushes everywhere else
life is good

>>714722270
>sometimes even evil around '96
Elaborate

>>714716820
I wish I had a family

Reactionary dogwhistle thread
https://youtu.be/LpN5Bh0Ghmg

For me its the Private Jet full of rich people cutting the wing off some Passenger Jumbo jet killing everyone on board while they all landed safely in Brazil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGlPnA_iCk

I'm Mister Hour Limits, I'm Mister Jaunt
I'm Mister Colgate, I'm Mister Body Count
Friends call me Fuel Miser, clear out the bahn,
or you're ash before dawn
I'll just gaan
I never want a route take longer than it should,
I'd take the job to investigate my own crash if I could...!

I'm Mister E.S.L., I'm Mister Futbol
I'm Mister No Radar, I'm Mister Can't-Follow-Protocol
They call me Med Miser, gov spends the funds on whores,
it's all fucked on these shores
Just blame the corpse
I never want to see a jumbo jet that can't turn 148 degrees,
I'd rather turn the radio up and hear the goal is free!

>>714716709
Why hasn't anyone revisited this list? There's gotta be hundreds more they could add to it by now.

>>714724391
you don't know berries until you get some Huckleberries. They only grow in Montana and Idaho, and a bit nearby. I love raspberries but those things are incredible

>>714724391
problem is the fitzers are a remarkable barrier against getting in there due to their size and the steepness of the slope.
its 45 to 60 degrees incline in the places I can crawl.

>>714723035
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Airlines_Flight_85
Captain needed to keep the yoke to the side to counter the rudder problem for hours after getting stuck in the middle of the ocean
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_232
Middle engine explode taking all the hydraulics with it, not perfect but damn
And my favorite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Astana_Flight_1388
Maintenance crew connected aileron cables inverted so it became uncontrollable, crew asked for the sea directions in failed attempts to ditch it there, they experienced g forces out of the design limits and the plane was scrapped after that

>>714724606
This man is kino
https://youtu.be/uVm5vJe5gz4

>>714724606
He's an expert troll, right?

>>714724679
now I want to listen to heat miser by massive attack.

>>714716820
My "Famous Last Words" in my high school senior yearbook was, "I beat it!" (as in, life is a game, I won). 10 years later, I was looking through it and realized the huge mistake I'd made.

>>714724856
I fucking hope so. I've seen his stuff before and it's always like this, pure schizo stuff but it seems he knows a bit too much. Either he's gone way, way off the deep end or he's an amazing troll.

>>714724869
haha

>>714724631
That Simpsons reference

>>714716637 (OP)
I saw something similar to this
Flying over the Atlantic and there was just a giant trench that slowly closed itself back up. Almost looked like a hangar closing but like 5 miles long
I was freaking the fuck out but also trying to remain calm since I was on a plane. Like 3 other guys saw it and everyone else was laughing at us like it was a joke

>>714725182
You know there's a theory that UFOs actually come from under the sea, and that they have enormous motherships in the ocean

>>714725170
didn't they reference the Andes futball team crash?

>>714725305
I didn't see anything come out but it was pitch black
Like it was endlessly deep or something

>>714725182
>>714725305
If you had to hide something on this planet, deep under the ocean would be the place to do it. Anything on land will be found eventually, but nobody is casually diving into the deep deep water. And if you have a machine that can go through space, it'll probably be just fine underwater. It's not that different, really.

>>714725349
Unless Burns live in the andes, no
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cxt7PNRWD0A
Pardon the shit quality

>>714716820
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I really need a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...

>>714725523
What if the UFOs were shaped like dildos

>>714716709
Huh? Are these logs from crashed airplanes' black boxes?
>>714720251
HOLY MOTHER OF!

>>714725754
imagine a bunch of giant dick ships rising out of the ocean right before the planet gets destroyed

that would be hilarious

>>714725821
Kino

>>714725523
>if you have a machine that can go through space, it'll probably be just fine underwater

>>714718459
A Xavier: Renegade Angel quote in my /v/ thread? It's more likely than you think.

>>714725894
>we gan
>*BRAAP*

>>714716820
"Shit."

>>714725894
Should've just done the health cheat on the Playstation controller

>>714725523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4RLOo6bchU

>>714725523
>>714725894

>>714725894
space is negative pressure, it's trying to pull your shit apart. ocean is positive pressure, it's trying t force all your shit into a single point. If you have something that can deal with one of those, it'll probably handle the other one alright too

>>714722795
>oh nooo we're so defenseless if a big strong country like Iran were to attack now we could only hope for a favorable ceasefire, we definitely wouldnt drown Tehran in hellfire haha

>>714726080
>>714726090
My nigger.

>>714716637 (OP)
>try flight Sim the other day
>start with career mode, doing the tutorial
>says to open the tool bar and swap camera modes
>no button opens up a toolbar
I think I was suppose to use mouse but I was playing on cloud which doesn't have mouse support so it seems like they didn't really think through the cloud support

>>714716709
>See them? Yeah yeah, don't worry

>>714725523
fighting a vaccuum is way easier than fighting effectively tens of thousands of pounds pressing against each and every square inch of your hull

>>714716820
OH N

>>714726174
No, you're retarded. Stockton Rush tier retarded.

>>714726339
>jobs to picrel

>>714726429
pressure is pressure, retard. in the water, you've gotta pump up the interior to balance it with the outside but you can only go so far, because otherwise it defeats the entire purpose of the vessel.

you've gotta pressurize shit in space too, but you can't go that far because it's a different situation. you don't know shit

>>714726489
Didn't know Artosis was a pilot

>>714720000
WE GAAN
There's no need to slow down, I say
WE GAAN
Let's get this plane off the ground, I say
WE GAAN
Pan Am can just go around
THERE'S NO NEED! TO! WAIT FOR CLEARANCE

>>714716820
If I was piloting a plane? ALLAHU AKBAR!

Not because I believe in desert monkey shit, but because it would be really really fucking funny to waste a shitload of investigator and probably news airtime in the aftermath by making people pick my life apart trying to find out if it was intentional and a terrorist attack and never knowing for sure.

>>714718206
Vegetabro btw

>>714726174
>space is negative pressure

>>714725805
Yeah, they're the final words of dudes in the cockpit before the plane crashed

>>714726174
>>714726648
God bless you dude, I hope you find a job that isn't just fast food for the rest of your life, your intellect is unhinged levels of bad.

>>714718459
>>714725915
NTA but I thought it was a Family Guy/American Dad quote when they kill Osama.

>>714726780
get fucked, southerner

>>714723226
It is pretty good

>>714726648
>Doubling down on being a retard
Breaking into a sphere is not the same as breaking out of a sphere

>>714725636
We have a winner!

>>714723035
It was pretty much exactly by the books, but in aviation that's one of the most unlikely scenarios it's possible to have.
I think Gimli Glider and that one that landed on a levee then managed to take off and fly back to the airport after they swapped the engine are up there too

>>714726906
It's pretty much the same thing. Counteracting the various natural forces of weight and pressure. If you can do one, then you can do the other. Stop with this nonsense.

>>714721370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyuULnLsc4w
Return to 80s.

>>714727121
Now now anon going from pretending to be retarded tier post to just repeating yourself make your trolling attempt go down from 5/10 to 2/10

>>714723226
that guy who uses the whistle missile in guardians of the galaxy should play duke
thought that was him at first

>>714723331
> We're flying a jetliner with no engines, what do we do?
> Excuse me, I'm a aviation expert whose spent a decade doing simulator flights of this exact scenario in my free time just for fun, do you want any help?
Not only good flying but insanely good luck

>>714724019
>more work?

>>714716820
>OH NI-

>>714724840
> Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.

>>714725349
>didn't they reference the Andes futball team crash?
There is a movie about it. I forgot the name.

for me? its the aim-9M

>>714726859
You could've just asked jeetgpt before humiliating yourself, and lmaoing@ "I'm from the south" because I believe in God.

>>714727562
This one?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_009

>>714727628
For me it's the multirole Aim9X

>>714727720
Do not feed the troll

>>714727804
growlwowllowowllowowwwllw- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714727720
>seriously using the known-bullshitter, chatLGBT, as backup for your argument
lol

>>714727562
>We have a small problem.
>All four engines have stopped.

>>714727926
Are you saying you disagree with the babby tier logic that anyone of reasonable intelligence knew immediately?

I checked some entries and I am wondering why the crew died in all of them. Some passengers survive but the pilots and flight attendants don't. Why is that? Are the cockpits the less protected part of these aircrafts?

>>714728142
I'm suggesting you could have just said that yourself and we could assess how sound the logic is.
You don't need to appeal to some hallucinating LLM.

>>714728159
Yea

>>714728026
Just get out and push, retard.

>>714728371
Damn

>>714716820
I LEFT MY ENTIRE FORTUNE BURIED AT

>>714725894
>SAAR please kindly take us to surface SARR -
>implodes

>>714728649
Where? WHEEEREEE?!

>>714727604
ALIVE

>>714717226
MAMMA MIAAAAAAA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn3IssKKVjQ

>>714716820
If I had to coherency to do it, I'd say something to fuck with people's heads after I die, get some real conspiracies going, just keep my voice calm and go
>We... are being followed by men in saucers. I've never seen anything like it... I see a swastika and
Just keep going like that until I crash. If I don't crash, well, I was gonna be wanting a new job anyways after the complete fucking embarrassment of almost crashing a plane.

>>714728812
>ALIVE
No they aren't. What about the dead they had to eat?

>>714723662
Didn't they end up with a 50/50 with the runway because only one was still in use for planes while the other had a bunch of people around for a drag race or something too?

>>714728928
>men in saucers
>I see a swastika
SPACE HITLERS?!
https://youtu.be/o43cjq9XLhg?t=7

>>714716820
>whisper for someone to bring me a phone
>use the phone to open up /v/
>open up a random thread
>use the last of my strength to type in "kys nigger faggot", solve captcha, and post
>die

>>714729048
It's a reference to schizo Admiral Byrd and how he saw Nazis in flying saucers when he went to Antarctica in 1947.

>>714728159
Think about what is usually first to hit the ground anon. They know this too which is why their actions are often so heroic. FA crash positions are usually near the front as well.
IIRC most survivors often come from the tail. Don't quote me on that.

>>714729129
>he saw Nazis in flying saucers when he went to Antarctica in 1947
This shit canm't be real. kek

>>714727721
>Upon disembarking, the flight engineer knelt at the bottom of the steps and kissed the ground. When Moody asked why, the engineer replied that "The Pope does it," to which Moody responded: "He flies Alitalia."

>>714722716
That's Joker though.

>>714729145
Is it illegal for them to maneuver the planes in a way that it impacts the cockpit later or at the end of the crash so they can survive?

>>714719139
>>714720000
>>714722761
>>714724679
>>714726678
we gaan

>>714728947
The pilot brought the plane to an old airstrip he was familiar with but didn't know had been abandoned and that the locals were using it for drag races.
Also related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0

>>714716820
>"Nuh yeh"
>Void my bowels as I die

>>714716820
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: good afternoon, good evening, and good night

>>714716820
I'm about to do what we call a pro-gamer move

>>714729283
No, it's just luck of the draw.

>>714716820
I thought I was gonna die twice and both times it was an untranslatable blasphemy

>>714729460
kek

>>714720251
why would a china airlines pilot say "oh my god"?

>>714716637 (OP)
>be you
>be piloting your personal aircraft with your copilot friend
>everything looks chill so far
>suddenly the ground below you starts sinking in an oval shape
>you turn to your copilot and ask him if he also sees the giant crater in the ground
>he doesn't respond
>you yell the same question at him
>he decides to turn to you
>he says yes
>you feel some relief that you're not crazy but his expression is unnatural
>what should we do?, you ask
>How does this affect you personally, cappy boy?

>>714720251
SAAAAR

>>714729669
Its probably a rough translation, allah akbar have a similar meaning I believe, it can be his god (budah or something)

>>714716820
>I should have spent all those savings on whores and cocainACK ACKKKK!!!

>>714723035
United 232.
>complete hydraulic loss
>total loss of all control surfaces
>managed to get it not only to an airport, but a specific runway with emergency services waiting
>solely through pulsing and feathering the engines
>saved 2/3rds of the passengers
>when the FAA had their best crews try to repeat it dozens of times, they pancakes less than halfway to the airport
>every
>single
>time
Had it not been for Denny Fitch's autistic obsession with JAL123 and running hundreds of hours of simulator time with complete hydraulic loss scenarios, every single soul aboard would have been lost. It's a greater miracle than Sully's Hudson landing by an exponential factor.

>>714720251
>Aaaaaa. Allah Akbar.

>>714729283
Maybe something like that would be a consideration on a cargo plane but I wouldn't live with myself if I knew I sacrificed like 100 people to try save myself.
It's just the risk you take to wear those cool pilot hats.
More dangerous being a taxi driver honestly.

>>714729764
"Allah Akbar" means "God is great" or something similar. He praised god before dying.
The same could have happened with the chinese pilot but with a different god(s).

>>714716709
>oh, i've got a hundred feet on the - shit

>>714729764
idk about ordinary pilots but CCP members refer to dying as "meeting karl marx"

>>714729928
>Maybe something like that would be a consideration on a cargo plane but I wouldn't live with myself if I knew I sacrificed like 100 people to try save myself.
Survivor's guilt. If the plane is malfunctioning, is not your fault. If you fucked up something non-aircraft related, then it would be your fault.
I say go for it, tiger. Land it and survive.

>>714730041
lel

>>714729089
>900 seconds remaining

>>714730161
Hahahahaha
>>714730061
Remember me of this cargo that the pilots survived
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transair_Flight_810

>>714720251
>01 Sep 1983 Korean Airlines 007 What's happened?

>>714730240
How is this even possible? The cockpit is intact like if some knife cut between the shaft and the head. In the photo it looks like a clean cut.
WTF?!

>>714720000
it might as well have gone down like this

>>714730240
That sounds familiar, turning off the working engine god damn what a mistake to make.

How about a nice landing instead?

>>714730404
Just how some planes are built.

>>714716709
>We are crashing into the ground now.

>>714721432
>what changed
the kind of "people" flying the plane

>>714728947
> With both engines completely starved of fuel, the plane made hardly any noise during its approach. This gave people on the ground no warning of the impromptu landing and little time to flee. As the gliding plane closed in on the decommissioned runway, the pilots noticed boys were riding bicycles towards the projected point of impact.

>>714730404
Joints are failure points. The nose cone is likely removeable to access avionics for maintenance.

>>714730552
>building a circumcised airplane
lol

>>714716820
>FUCK NIG-

>>714729669
All modern nations use english for cockpit and tower communications because foreigners kept crashing planes after misunderstanding each others gobbledegook

What's the most retarded crash you have seen?
>cloudy
>landing
>go around activated
>pilot get disoriented and feels its going up way more than it really is because of the TOGA acceleration
>push stick/yoke fordward for the longest time
>plane almost full nose down, breaks clouds
>pilot can see where the ground is, try to pull up
>too late
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xF3nr7tUyEo

AI is telling me that helicopters have a 44% higher crash rate than airplanes, and it surprises me that it isn't much higher, given how fucking retarded and satanic helicopters are. Trying to fly the UH-1 in DCS made me certain I never want to be aboard a helicopter in my life.

>pilot guy retiring
>on his last flight
>entire family is there to watch the final landing
>retard copilot known for his crazy maneuvers decides to do a flip with a large plane just before landing
>fucks it up
>nosedives into the ground just next to the runway
>retiring guy's last words
>"you've finally done it. you've finally killed us all"
>entire family including kids saw him die
webm unrelated. can anyone post it?

>>714716637 (OP)
Wypipos planes be like PULL UP BEEP PULL UP BEEP TERRAIN PULL UP BEEP

>>714716820
the last time I can remember being in a situation where I could've died, I was desperately trying not to drown
there were no words but there was alot of "oh shit what are they gonna tell them" and "fuck I'm sorry everyone" going through my head before I made to to a point where I knew I was going to survive

>almost had Tenerife topped with an Air Canada almost causing a 5 plane pile-up in San Francisco
>some United captain had to speak up and ruin it all

>>714731095
double rotor designs are just fucking retarded, that's all

>>714731095
Has a K50 ever had this happen?

>>714719521
Lol, using the cannon as air brake.

>>714731131
Wakandan aviation is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h_cqTCT5g0

>>714731095
based on what? crashes per hour or crashes per flight?
that seems very low considering helicopters fly in difficult environments and have way more take offs and landings per hour

>>714716820
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaggghh

>>714731095
VRS
VRS
VRS

Helicopter designers are insane, who comes up with shit like the K-MAX?

>>714731436
6.94 crashes per 100,000 flight hours for fixed wing
9.84 crashes per 100,000 flight hours for rotary wing

>>714720454
It can act as an AC-130, now?
Last I looked it could only transport and use really bad turret machine guns

>>714716820
"I didn't pork enough fat bitches."

Pic unrelated.

>>714731606
>K-MAX

intermeshing rotors are less likely to strike than counter rotating blades, anon

>>714731654
yeah there's a 76?mm cannon with guided shells

>>714731341
Some look fine, other looks like retarded bullshit just to scam people or something

>>714730549
DCS is great but I feel landings in it vary wildly between plane and plane and idk which ones to believe.

Case in point, the F-16 vs the JF-17, both of which should have ballpark flight models.

>>714716820
Off we go into the wild pale yonder

>>714731118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG85NYN659I
pretty sure it's this one?

>>714731768
>guided shells
WHAT?

>>714729283
If they had enough control to do that and live, they wouldn't have crashed

>>714731118
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_Fairchild_Air_Force_Base_B-52_crash

>>714731654
If you are able to clear out radar guided SAMs and have some air cover against fighters, the Tarantula gunship is like the most OP plane. The guided howitzer can just waste entire battalions of ground vehicles from like 10km away. You also get 20 hellfires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu0Jo57HqCI

>>714731979
yup

>>714731118
>>714732192
>you've killed us all
Poor guy. He had done that before, so he should've asked to have another partner or not fly anymore. At the end, he killed them all.
This thing is ls movie material.

>>714731608
I don't think those numbers are normalized for quantity of take offs and landings, which are the most dangerous part
could very well be a single helicopter trip is safer than a single airplane trip

>>714732410
I know it's tangential because this was a warzone but I'm always shocked how many helis were lost in Vietnam. Just doesn't seem to add up with overall casualties.
>In total, the United States military lost in Vietnam almost 10,000 aircraft (3,744 planes,[4] 5,607 helicopters[3] and about 1,000 UAVs.
Jesus it's more than I remember.

>>714731321
There were only like 2 KA-50s made, and that's an overspeed condition you have to really work at making happen.
The KA-52, maybe. If there was ever an instance of one going so fast that the rotors tapped, the Russian government would never admit it because it would make their pilots look like damn fools.

>>714731095
>Trying to fly the UH-1 in DCS made me certain I never want to be aboard a helicopter in my life.
Getting capable of flying the UH-1 actually made me realize how safe helicopters are.
The thing was a Vietnam era design and it'll basically never crash unless its blade gets blown off. Engine out? autorotate to ground, it can do it at 200-300 feet if you're going 70-90 knots. Newer hueys have two engines so the chances of an engine failure are slim.

It just seems wonky in DCS because everyone flies them like fighter jets.

>>714732192
Was the pilot drunk, or was there something wrong with the plane? Wtf? I could fly a plane better than that when I was 14 years old. It's true what they say, flying is pretty easy and landing is the hard part, but that fucker wasn't even trying.

>>714732972
Burgers had UAVs in fucking Vietnam? Why do the aliens let them get all the cool shit?

>>714733181
>I HAVE TO SHOW OFF

>>714733181
He was showing off and turning it well beyond its banked turn design

>>714733026
>>714731321
I made that webm basically trying to induce the state because it would look funny. Actually, the Ka-50 is pretty easy to fly compared to pretty much every other helicopter I've tried in DCS/WT. Ka-52s seem be surviving things that down most helicopters in Ukraine. Tail rotors are pretty fucking stupid, if you think about it. Most delicate thing ever in a very vulnerable position that saps 20% of your engine power, and you're guaranteed to die if it's gone.

>>714733181
>Was the pilot drunk
No he was insane and wanted to do a loop for the meme and killed everyone else on board. He did it before and everyone kept telling him he's being a reckless faggot who will end up killing everyone one day

>>714716637 (OP)
Reminds me of that 3D Simpsons episode.

>>714733275
Uh bruh I don't thinks it's the ayys

>>714732972
>locks on you in your path

>>714733026
The way those things were built, you could take them underwater without a problem, as long as you did it slowly.

>>714733275
>Burgers had UAVs in fucking Vietnam?
Yeah but they were pretty garbage. They relied on another pilot guiding them in from a launching system like a helicopter.

They were mostly for probing air defenses, fly one in, see what shoots at it, mark that as a SAM on the map.

>>714733275
>at completion of its mission the drone deployed its own recovery parachute which could be snatched in mid-air by a recovery helicopter (in a combat environment it was naturally not desired to recover the drone on, from or near enemy territory and ground or water impact could also cause damage to or loss of the drone or its payload).

Jesus christ

>>714732083
>>714732192
this main could not be contained

>>714732972
It seems like a lot but you have to remember it was America's last big conscription war. Each helicopter of the size they were using could really only hold about 6-10 people at a time.

>>714732972
yeah but we fucked them so hard they started hiding in muddy holes underground, living down there while we burned their villages, forests, and fucked their wives and daughters

props to them for putting up a good fight, though. those dudes had balls

>>714732972
There's a reason almost every evil empire in video games sends reinforcements to stop you the same way the US government did in Vietnam.

The Jungle Patrol system for COIN was very, very fucking stupid. Just think, they're sending in maybe ~100 people to a place that could have 12 or 200 Vietcong who have spent the last few months specifically reinforcing and trapping that one place expecting them to come. And they're coming in the Huey, one of the loudest helicopters ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skE69XISPzM
The people who decided to do it this way were not soldiers, they were, in fact, fucking retards. But they had a lot of stars so they were fucking retards that got to get 5,607 helicopters shot down and hundreds of thousands of people killed or wounded.

>>714718014
This is a funny picture that most people won't get.

>>714733571
>Fulton recovery.jpg

>>714716820
Well...damn.

>>714716820
>what do you think your last words will be?
Nah, I'd Live.

>>714733982
on the bright side, whoever was the contractor for those helicopters must have made quite some money

>>714733731
Doesn't matter, it was literally never worth it. And cherry on the cake: They ended up allying with the US because they didn't want to become part of China, who saw them weakened and realized they were ripe for the picking.
An actual and unironic waste of time, lives and money. None of it planned. All of it on the cusp of being aborted at any day because the current president didn't like how badly it reflected on his approval ratings.

At least we got plane kino out of it.

>>714733954
We got bored and weren't accomplishing anything anymore, and public opinion turned against the war. People started asking why we're even attacking them. Sucks for all those dudes who died brutally in the jungle for no fucking reason lol (well there was a reason, it was big corporations who were friends with politicians making a shitload of money)

>>714733594
certified wild card.

>>714719521
There it is

>>714724290
>on a carrier
Nah it would never hold
they're for field landings where the aircraft is too damaged to make a full stop even on a runway. They aren't beefy enough for the full-stop carrier landing.

PULL DOWN

>>714731118
Still cracks me up how news outlets tried to paint those hajis falling off the planes as tragic when they generally deserved it. One of them was an ANA volunteer with family still in the area. Didn't make any effort to get them out of the country and didn't even tell them he was fleeing or say goodbye. Just made a beeline straight for the airforce base and tried to hitch a ride on the side of a C-130 like an idiot to save his own skin while leaving his family behind to suffer at the hands of the Taliban.

>>714733982
>The people who decided to do it this way were not soldiers, they were, in fact, fucking retards

Yes, Robert McNamara was a retard.

>>714726287
Hold RB and click L3 to enter cursor mode on controller

>>714734489
that shit tightened my asshole. I thought it was over 3 times in that video

>>714717870
haha I watch rick and morty too fellow redditor I'm pickle rick lmao!!!!

>GET HER UP CHARLIE!
>jesus CHIRST!
>aah!? AAAAUUUHH!!? AAAAAAAWWAAHHHH!!!!!?

>>714731608
6.94 CRASHES EVERY HUNDRED K MILES
30 TO 45 JETLINER CRASHES PER YEAR

>>714731131
>Nigger pilot
>AYO MAUREECE THE COCKPIT BIRD CHIRPIN
>SHEEEIT NIGGA WHY IT DOIN THAT
>GOD DAMN NIGGA HOW YOU TAKE BATERRIES OUTTA THIS BI

>>714734709
Clown pussy, here right now do it now. Yes.

>>714734606
I shot out one of his engines but ran out of ammo, so it just became a waiting game to see who would crash or run out of fuel first. I don't think the AI is smart enough to try and make me crash into buildings, but it sure seemed that way. 14 minute dogfight.

The absolute worst is that russian retard pilot letting his underage son steer the commercial airliner

>>714716820
I wouldn't say anything. I would simply crash, which all of them did.

>>714716820
sneed

>>714734742
>MILES
hours, dumbass. Which roughly equals one crash per every 14 thousand hours

>>714720454
109s in Sturmovik atm, moved from the F-4 to the G-2 in my career, good little bird

>>714734896
people used to let kids fly planes all the time, before they started armoring the cockpit after 9/11 and making everything way too serious

I got to fly a plane when I was a kid and it was pretty cool

>>714734941
yeah that was a retard moment especially given the song uses hours too
sorry trying to get a two year old to go to bed while shitposting I will try to do better

>>714716820
"Nah, I'll win" *goes full thrust into the mightiest tallest mountain*

>>714734742
in daylights
in sunsets
in midnights
in cuuuuups of cofee

>>714735371
Did Stroke 4 survive?

>>714716820
es ist gut

>>714716820
Wait, flaps up puts us down? That's stu

>>714735589
Yeah he ejected.

>>714716637 (OP)
IT DO GO DOWN
>>714716709
Brutal

>>714724856
>goytube auto audio dubs

I want to skin alive all kikes and poos at goytube HQ NOW NOW NOW
CAN YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF? DO I HAVE TO LOG IN TO JEWTUBE? DO I MEED A VPN AND CHANGE MY FUCKING LOCATION?

>>714716637 (OP)
>Thread is off topic
>Is one of the best threads on /v/
Many such cases.
>>714716709
Here we go once again, time for me to listen to things that will haunt my mind for the next month

>>714732192
>born to fly helicopters, forced to fly bombers

So which recording has the "we gaan" part? I've heard a few but I'm just not hearing it, or is it text only?

>>714733275
Burgers had UAVs in WWII

>>714718206
already done
https://youtu.be/B9Ar24nvDiI?t=90

>>714733181
Butthurt fighter jock

>>714727558
>anon doesn’t crash and traffic control hears the rest of his transmission
>-GGER
>anon lands the plane saving all 30 lives
>gets put in prison for 30 years by the UK government for every passenger that he N nuked

>>714716820
I wish I hadn't jumped.

>>714727121
No, you can't
A thing designed to not explode in a vacuum cannot innately not implode under hundreds of atmosphere's worth of pressure unless it was never sealed to begin with
You'd be a fucking genius to invent a craft capable of doing something as rapidly as a fucking take off and landing.

>>714737249
just do it slowly, don't crash into the ocean at full speed lol retard

>>714736779
The krauts did it better

>>714733982
>But they had a lot of stars
Every officer above a lieutenant is a complete fucking retard and even platoon leaders its a 50/50 shot
Ancient generals would at least fall on their swords if they fucked up hard enough, now even when they fucking lose modern field-grades still get medals so long as they traded enough lives for it.

>>714737484
me bombing /aceg/ HQ (they're romani gypsies)

>>714735025
If there’s a hell I hope those faggots are getting the full afterburners for what they helped turn airports into

>tower: you are about to crash!
>aircraft computer: impact alert!
>tower: go down!
>computer: pull up!
What do?

>>714732014
Laser guided shells aren't new, it's 80's tech.

>>714737763
This can't possibly be a real thing pilots would do is it?

>>714737956
The computer 100% of the time.

>>714736229
Sounds like you're getting (((AB tested))). Better luck next time :)

watching Greg's Airplanes and Automobiles

>>714738193
The world's #1 P-47 shill.

>>714716820
Fuck. Not like this.

>>714733275
UAVs date as far back as the first world war, they would load a biplane with explosives then chuck them on the general direction of german trenches, then the germans took HE-111 bombers and turned them into giant flying radio controlled drone bombs

>>714731067
It's worse than that, anon:
>flight plan is going as intended
>First Officer panics out of nowhere and intentionally nosedives the plane
>other two Captains try to save it to no avail
>First Officer is investigated after crash
>turns out he was a complete retard who kept failing his flight exams and lied about it on his application
>he got hired because he was black and they didn't bother to inspect his pilot history

>>714716709
>We cannot communicate with the flight attendants.

>>714737997
it was a different time. when your country demands it, caution has to be thrown out the window to get shit done.

>>714738467
I honestly wonder what the context of that one is. The pilots probably just lost contact with the rest of the crew but the fact they'd perish moments after that makes you wonder why they were so concerned about it.

>>714716820
"omg a nigger! "

>>714716820
I pray for forgiveness for the sins ive committed amen

>>714716820
"I see..."

>>714716709
>yeah, yeah, don't worry

>>714716820
"now I'll never know what a pussy feels like"

>>714738721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAugBK5kyfQ

>>714737997
People would glue themselves wings and jump off buildings in an attempt to fly aviation in general requires you to be a certain kind of nutjob to begin with and since it’s only those people they won’t think twice about lobbing a bomb

>>714716820
I can't believe 4chan's /v/ board did this!

>>714737951
God never intended man to fly it's you that's going to hell for riding the devil's turbines

>>714716820
>So this isn't how you fly huh?
>Uh oh

>>714737956
What country is the tower located in?

>>714716820
Fuck...jann...ies.

>>714716820
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

>>714737956
I trust the tower, they have more info than the flight computer does

>>714716820
>HOW DO YOU FLY THIS BITCH?

>>714738690
Probably some problem with the electrical system.

>>714720251
>F**k your...ah.

>>714738445
I remember some high ranking mexican official had his private jet crashed into an american city like that. I don't know if the situation they found themselves in could've been saved by anyone more experienced but they checked the pilots' (both the pilot and copilot) records and it was all fucking faked lmao

>>714729743
>Ah here we go.
>That's all guys! Fuck!
amazing.

>>714716820
"Sunovabitch! Sunovabitch! Sunovabitch! Sunova-"

>>714716820
>Nah, I'd tank this.

Boeing planes are perfectly functional and have no critical flaws

>>714716820
>This is democracy manifest

>>714716820
Probably the same thing I said when I sliced open my knuckle with an xacto knife while cleaning nubs off my gunpla parts. "That's not good."

>>714716820
>DAMN, NOT HERE

>>714716820
Pshh, nothing personal kid.

>>714729434
GO TO THE MORGUE NOW!

>>714729893
Absolute fucking chad. God bless those who can obsess over useful shit.

>>714724840
Words don't properly convey just how overstressed that plane was. It went above load limiters for fighter jets.

>>714723035
It’s a top 5 for sure but I think Saburo Sakai’s post headshot return flight will remain the top for me
>think you’re attacking Wildcats
>hey that’s weird why do they have tail guns
>7.62 through your head
>lose an eye, half your body now paralyzed
>get attacked by another bomber
>shoot it down
>stuff scarf in your new hole
>go inverted every time you’re about to pass out
>fly through thunderstorm
>fly through AA fire
>somehow visually navigate back home and land a damaged plane known for being fragile while you’re getting blinded by your own blood every 5 seconds
That Nip should have died that day

>>714744397
I haven't found the animation of the actual flight, Im dumb

>>714716820
>This is what the mongolian basket weaving website would've wanted.

>>714744397
>Deformed fuselage and wrinkled control surfaces from g forces
Damn

>>714716820
Im immortal so I won't have a last words :(

>>714716820
FUCKING MOOT

>>714716820
well this is gay

>>714745804
based Satō

>>714716709
Thats depressing.

Never flying on a fucking plane ever again.
Safest way to travel my ass

>>714734219
LBJ's wife had a huge stock in the helicopter company. The Johnsons became richer off of the Vietnam conflict escalating into the Vietnam war

Is it possible to become a pilot as a 32 year old neet?

>>714749190
>lots of money for training
Probably
>not a lot of money
No

>>714727271
that's bullshit theres no way thats true

>>714716820
The last time I almost died I thought
>shit this is probably going to be expensive
>oh yeah it might hurt too
>shit the hospital bills aren't too expensive
It ended up being not too bad. I was fine and didn't even break that much stuff on my amateur racecar.

>>714731264
No they aren't, they're actually the smartest way to do helicopters

>>714731321
Maybe with mast bumping and mechanical failure or some other ridiculous edge case problem, otherwise no, the blades are physically prevented from coming into contact with each other.

>>714716820
OH N-

>>714737484
Mistels were garbage compared to the TDR, which had active TV guidance

>>714716820
THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

>>714716709
>"We are crashing into the ground now."

>>714716820
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>714716820
Candlejack isn't real you stupid retar

>>714729743
>that's all guys! Fuck!
me when reading hentai without checking tags

>>714716820
Oy vey

>>714720000
WE GAAN

>>714749190
It's very possible, I did odd jobs and sold homemade furniture as a 30yo NEET and now I make 90k as a flight instructor

why did he do it
why were they gaan

>>714716820
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

>>714755356
How to do this?
I played a pirated copy of Microsoft flight Sim once

>>714716820
i'm shidding n farding n peeing n caming

>>714716709
>going down... eh... 1862, going down, going down, copied going down?

>>714722270
>"heh... I would've said something cool..."

>>714716820
WATCH THIS

>>714716709
>poland 1987: Goodnight, Goodbye, We Perish!
>poland 2010: AAAAAA KURWAAAAAAA

>>714722408
the american public at large has enough guns and ammo to overthrow practically the entirety of South America

>>714756901
But not the morale to get into a muzzle to muzzle fight in every desert and jungle from here to the antarctic circle

>>714716820
pull up, pull up... just kidding 4chan, watch this

>>714717608
insanely based

>>714716820
help, if anything, there's a solid chance I just saying nothing

>>714718905
I've had the same reaction after two near misses at high speed. Once with my gf and once again in a car full of friends. Both times no one made a sound until we were clearly fine, and then that nervous laughter starts coming out.

>>714749468
I think he's confusing two incidents. The Gimli Glider worked out so well because the captain was a very experienced glider pilot and applied his knowledge of flying gliders to the situation in which his 767 was flying without power or hydraulics.

What the other anon said about the sim pilot being aboard was United Airlines 232 (DC-10) that crashed in Sioux Falls, Iowa. Without getting into too much detail, the aircraft had a catastrophic engine failure which lead to the loss of all flight controls.
While the Captain and First Officer dealt with the situation, a passenger aboard the aircraft made himself known to the crew to offer his assistance. That man was Dennis Fitch, a fellow United Airlines pilot and a flight instructor on the DC-10, as a stroke or fate or luck, Fitch had been running simulation flights in his own time in which he would simulate the loss of all flight controls and would attempt to steer the aircraft using only the engines.

It was a nasty crash, and over 100 people were killed but without the combined efforts of all 3 of them in the cockpit at that time, along with Fitch's knowledge on the matter, they'd probably have all fucking died.

>>714716820
>Have we started the fire?

>>714733181
notorious hotdogger who had nearly crashed several times before doing stunts beyond the performance envelope of the plane he was piloting, including a near identical incident to that one in a different B52
morons like him will be given free reign of $100m military equipment, meanwhile I can't find someone to hire me to drive a fucking truck

>>714734289
there was a significantly lower casualty rate for Americans in Vietnam than in WW2.

>>714758025
I mentioned that 112 people died, but I should have mentioned that 184 people survived. The plane was absolutely doomed, so the fact anyone got out is an incredible feat. Captain Al Haynes, First Officer William Records, Flight Engineer Dudley Dvorak and Dennis Fitch were all credited for their airmanship and unwavering determination to save as many lives as they could.

You can listen to the CVR audio on YouTube and hear these guys figuring out how they're going to get it down on the ground. It's amazing to listen to. At one point one of the flight attendants comes into the cockpit and they update her on the situation and how to prepare the cabin for landing.
Haynes ends the sentence with "Good luck, honey". He knew that luck was what it was going to come down to, but all four of them on the flight deck had given it their best shot, and I don't think any other crews on the simulators afterwards achieved better results.

>>714716820
WE GAN

>>714716709
Some of these were just accidents with many survivors.
>>714738786
That one got off lightly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_296Q

>>714724606
>Dogwhistles 101: Sneed

>>714716820
>I'll start work on my dream video game... tomorrow...

>>714744397
And for the crew to have not spazzed out and remained as calm as they did while figuring out how to bring the aircraft back under control was incredible. Once they'd understood what maintenance had been done on the aircraft, the penny dropped and they understood what was wrong with the controls. The Portuguese maintenance crew forgot to tell them it was opposite day. The fact they landed that shit and didn't nose down and die is incredible. Even had the wherewithal to get out over the water so they wouldn't hit residential areas if they went down.

>>714724606
>we gaan
>Dogwhistle
It's just Dutch for "we're going" you fucking ameba
The fact it's a meme here is just due to the absurdity of where and when it was spoken
>inb4 Dogwhistles 101: "Pepe the Frog"

>>714716820
>It's not that big, I can take it

>>714754426
>>714755439
>>714724679
>le WE GAAN face
This survivor account is KINO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ENd4eOEomc

>>714724606
holy shit get to the point.
Did this guy try to make his room look like Lains

>>714716637 (OP)
I keep seeing this image in these threads, but what's fucking the land like that?

>>714721432
boeing and douglas are notorious for cutting corners and jeopardising safety to save money. now the two are merged together.

>>714761056
most of MS flight simulator environments are not hand designed, but generated using satellite images and elevation data (probably also generated by satellites in some way).
You can imagine that data like this might not always be correct

>>714716637 (OP)
How is MSFS 2024? I know it had launch problems. Are those fixed now?

>>714716820
I'm sure to win as my speed is superior

>>714726346
>fighting a vacuum is way easie-ACK!

>>714716637 (OP)
is this what flying as a service looks like? pathetic and simcucks lap it up like the little soulless consumer drones they are

>>714716820
Zanzibart... forgive me... ACK

>>714729669
probably 天啊

>>714762654
>Diver 1

>>714762654

is he ok?

>>714716709
>Lauda Air
I'm not crying..

>>714716820
>It's my retirement day tomorrow

>>714745105
>that happened

>>714737763
This seems really fucking hard to aim, how is this maneuver worth it?

>>714725305
Those are not UFOs. They're just unregistered miners.

>>714720251
>we're [sound of scream]

>>714720000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJTgfAuRmDY

>>714758103
We didn't start the fire

>>714716820
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>714721023
Imagine how gay it would be to think about your wife and not the 300+ families in the back you just ruined. Such pilots are shit. Screen them better.

>>714716820
“Yeah babe. You cutting my throat in my sleep because you had a dream I cheated on you is actually kinda hot. Just you know, don’t cut too deep and of course call an ambulance as soon as you’ve done it. Night night.”

>>714716709
>1987 LOT
my old man got scrambled into gdansk airport to assist with the landing in case they wanted to land there, he was a firefighter. the plane turned aorund and tried to land back in warsaw and didn't make it
i always wonderred if they'd make it if they decided to fly to modlin or gdansk
all this because some soviet scum decided to put half the required numbers of rollers in critical bearings and told noone

>>714762654
>pipe vored

>>714716709
>>714720251
>Ma I love you
Only real one in there, always love your Ma

>>714744397
Brazilian engineering stronk! Superior Aluminium, folded 1000 times. No bend!

>>714717052
I'll never forget you, DSP...

>>714723035
Yeah United 232, legit shouldn't have happened

>>714766230
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO
>THEY DIDN'T EXPLAIN BRACE POSITIONS CLEARLY
>THE PLANE WAS GLITCHED, DOOD
I'm sure at the pearly gates he'll blame God for poor camera controls.

>>714724840>>714766147
I love Embraer and they use the civilian version of the AC-10's engine. They have the most smooth spool up and best sound. Nothing will be better than the General Electric CF34/TF34. I don't even care for the range or number of seats. It's the definition of luxurious flying. E-jets forever, 170/175/190/195/1000

>>714724840
my submission
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_Airways_Flight_411
>Captain Sifis Migadis and Captain Kostas Fikardos managed to keep the aircraft in the air at an extremely low altitude below minimal speed. All Boeing simulations of the flight resulted in crashes.

>>714720251
>mfw flying to Canada on Friday
>this whole year has been a shitshow of planes crashing all over the place
God help me, I really hope I don't die in such a shitty way.

>>714716709
It's amazing how calm so many of them are, really committing to the "fly it to the very end" mentality, even when they're fully aware there's no hope of recovery.

>>714766450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hJniVI0zFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4ly12ofWNM

>>714766734
big plane pilots are mode of different stuff
same for atc etc, they just operate differently

>>714720251
>Damn it, we're going to crash... This can't be happening!

>>714766734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJBlzal6g0k
skip to 2:00

>>714720000
Checked and keked

>>714767156
But then,
https://youtu.be/RrttTR8e8-4

>>714767156
>fired both retards and it's still on fire
God damn.

>>714767387
yeah saw this one too, fucking grim
or that uberlingen collision where they literally sliced the other plane in half with their tailfin

>>714767630
Extra sad that the Aeroflot plane had an emergency secondary autopilot system where if they'd just let go it would have recovered itself.

>Black pilot candidate
>Failed his simulations catastrophically over and over
>Flight school passed him anyway for obvious reasons
>Pilots a cargo plane on his first career flight
>Disengages autopilot, panics, immediately nosedives into ocean

>>714720000
>You're awful tower

>>714716820
Your Mom's Box

>>714767739
the russian crash? yeah they made a number of mistakes, like i think you can see in the animation they were going to recover but stalled it again
or that russian one where pilots were drunk
or that russian one, where supposedly they flew a plane that had artificial horizon work differently and they thought they were ascending when infact they were descending? dunno if that's true

>>714716820
Ruh roh.

>>714768041
>had artificial horizon work differently
Christ

>>714768117
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_821
this one i think

>>714716709
lmao

>>714767630
The Russian pilots were in disagreement regarding what they should do after getting the TCAS RA. If I remember correctly on the way down after the collision and break up of the Tupolev, the captain apologises before they hit the ground. It's heart breaking stuff all the way around.

Even more so when that one Russian husband and father of 3 victims went to the crash site and found the bodies of his kids. Dude went on to later kill the ATC who was in charge at the time. Went to prison, got out and went back home to he hailed a hero by his town. Was an elected official on the council, remarried, had two more kids and retired.

>>714768221
That one retarded FO on Air France 447.

>>714768263
>the captain apologises
yeah i heard the recording. fucking haunting. read about the murder too, reads like some sort of movie script.

>>714718459
The only reasonable response. Maybe you can groom poodles in the next life, vato

>>714768390
Ding ding ding

>>714765554
Every time you eat dinner you should think about the 300+ families you could have fed with your daily intake, fat fuck

>>714768505
I cannot imagine the horror the rest of the crew felt when he finally come out with "yeah I've actually been pulling up this whole time and cancelling out the inputs of the non retarded pilot"
My last few seconds would have been spent trying to hurt that man as badly as I could before we all died.

>>714768659
cuck
>>714766079
chad

>>714768793
How do you cancel out what the other pilot is doing without knowing? They're right next to eachother and could just talk.

>>714768934
focus on instruments and you cannot talk to each other in cabin noise, you talk through your headset. it's crazy how dumb people are on this site. try flying a small plane, two seater for once with a trainer. you cannot heat shit in the cockpit. of course I was never in the cockpit of a modern airliner, but back then even those were definitely not silent.
https://youtu.be/Y_DHaqG3akE?feature=shared&t=77

>>714716820
That about does it.

>>714762654
Retard, retard, retard. That's the sea, not a vacuum.

>>714762654
This is in reverse btw

>>714716820
>"aAaaaehwwweeeEEEhaAAAaaaaaaaa?!!!"

>>714768934
it was already pretty late into it when he took the controls, and bonin kept fiddling with them after, but the dual input warning was drowned out by all the other warnings happening by that point and the other pilot didnt keep his override button depressed, nevertheless bonin probably would have pressed his own override button and tried to climb

>>714716709
Rolling

>>714729893
So, this is the power of planetism.

>>714731067
That one german dive bomber test where they were supposed to dive through the clouds but weren't told there was fog underneath.

>>714737956
I'f you're about to impact something, how would going down avoid it?

>>714768934
Dual input is when both pilots are on the controls at the same time. On an Airbus, there will typically be a chime which sounds, warning the pilots that they're both making inputs and the computer will only register one that will decide complete control over the aircraft. If both pilots remain on the controls, then it halves both inputs. There is a priority button that either pilot can press that will overrule the others inputs.

I think in the case of AF447, the Captain had declared a few times that he has control, at which point the FO should have stopped fucking around with his controls, but he never did. So if the Captain was pushing the nose down to recover from the stall while the FO was pulling up because he didn't understand the situation, then the onboard computer found the mean input of both controls and the aircraft remained in a stall.

The captain tried to take control and verbalised his command, but the FO refused to get his hands off them because he was panicking.

>>714768443
lmao tell me you’re mad without telling me you’re mad. You gonna come at me with that “next life” voodoo when your whole argument’s DOA? Come back when you’ve got a thought that wasn’t scraped from a YouTube comments section.

>>714768793
>>714769524
He also managed to put the plane in such steep climb that the stall warning didn't work. So every time they leveled enough, the stall warning came on, and when he pulled up, it went out.

>>714723035
Not even close

>>714723035
Just to memory from Air Crash, you have the absolute GOAT the Gimli Glider, you have that alaskan airlines one where they resistance training pumped the rudder sawing the plane apart, then basically any with full hydraulic loss.

Not sure hudson makes the top 20.

>>714767860
Diversity ain't free, but it's a cost the taxpayers are willing to make.

>>714770784
Taxpayers have no say in anything whatsoever

OVERSPEED
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>>714768793
ten degrees of pitch :)

Cool shit