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>Even bakers aren't interested in this event
grim
lazy ass bakers, gonna slash your pay in half!
>>714717737 (OP)>more red-bull propagandaAs if Grand Poo Bear cocksucking the energy drink company wasn't enough.
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MODSSS
IM CALLIN’ YOU OUT
Does the guy in the middle have really thick legs?
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Miggin
do people actually drink redbull unironically?
>>714717781Why would we be?
Speedruns and soulless circle jerks of "ARE YOU A GAYMER?! XD"
Did anyone else hear that?
how do you not know the mario coin noise? does this guy play video games at all?
Am I the only one who likes GDQ for the woke and PC culture?
>>714717840The Jontron Barry Matpat coverband
Are run ratings kill? No one rated the previous run. Is chart anon still around? GDQ becoming so bad that it's not even worth mocking?
post what you're playing while listening/watching, I need recs for braindead games you don't need to pay much attention
>pic related, vampire survivors + diablo 2 with gooner character design
This might have been interesting if it wasnt basic bitch sounds
>this dude didn't know the coin sound effect from mario
>>714717880Nah it's vile, as is most energy drinks.
>HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE MARIO COIN NOISE WAS CALLED
this guy is and has always been a shitter
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Rate Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
This actually feels like a Big Bang Theory episode right now
>>714717964ESA's quiz truly put this to shame.
>>714717915Anon...
This is all an intensely staged, and even more so unfunny, script
Spike Vegeta you're pissing me off right now
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>>714717737 (OP)I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
>mario sonic and legend of zelda
OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE SUCH MEGA AWESOME GAYMERS!!! LOOK AT THEM KNOW ALL THESE EPIC REFERENCES!!!!!
>inb4 final fantasy victory song
It's heckin snooze hours in Europe
>>714717781I don't usually bake. I might pre-bake the next one in case people don't give a shit, again.
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>>714717960Elf Gets Pissed
>>714718026It's worse. At least Big Bang's Mario joke requires the knowledge that N64 emulation used to be poor.
>kungfu run coming up soon
>>714717960splashing magic in osrs
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>>714718023F for FUCK NAZIS!
>can you recognize this sound?
>pikachu! pika pika!
uhhh... that's gotta be spyro
>>714718023ZZZ for snoozefest
Has anybody ever played this super duper niche hardcore hidden gem called Street Fighter II? Ree-Yoo is my favorite character especially when he throws his Hah-Doo-Kin.
>its an adef wins the pointless gameshow segment
Just go to the next game. It's on PC and came out this year. It shouldn't take very long to set up. What's the point of these segments? At least the recap shows what games have happened thus far, but the checkpoint has never been relevant. Why should anyone care about a quiz show being played up for "comedy"?
Oh this is the warm-up
They're fucked.
>>714718093>inb4 FF victory fanfareNANI!?
give it to me straight, what's the T-Count so far
>>714718023C.
It was a serviceable second screen slop.
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>>714718023I'm doin' him a D
This is just the warm-up?
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UMmmmmm guys? Speed running doko?
>>714718023D, movie game we've seen twice this week if you tuned into ESA
what the fuck is this contest all of these are piss easy
Are you a real gamer and can answer all these gamer questuons?
>>714718023D somehow worse than it was at ESA and it sucked there
>>714717737 (OP)>Last Game: Avowedbut avowed is literally next
>>714718023F for fascism bad!
nobody will see me post Jaidlyn inbeteen the ratings
>>714718245I knew that the FF theme was from IX in particular.
Stalling for the incentive?
>>714718023F uck moviegames
>gamer quiz
>90% tendieslop
>>714718023F because the run sucked but also due to the game looking like complete shit and a disrespect to old indy.
>tune in
>they are just doing some unfunny skit
>go do something else
>tune in
>they are just doing some unfunny skit
>go do something else
>repeat few times
This is going to be a great event again.
>be on my phone
>see this ad that actually goes to the Navy website
funny memelord wasting their money or does the Navy actually advertise on a Chinese NEET imageboard?
>>714718023D because I fell aslepp during it.
What's your favorite sound effect
i took a 30 minute nap and woke up some easy ass videogame questions
kill me
>>714717305It's a modified version of that washing machine rythm game arcade machine
I think its called maimai?
>>714718323Excellent pits on that wench.
>>714718023C, the most C run there is, was, and will be.
>>714718398At least use Brave, phoneslopper.
>>714718348They could use obscure shit the firing sound for the shotgun of Sin (1998) but then no one would win.
If I was on the couch I'd just be pre-firing the button cause these are all easy except for the NBA Jam which I didn't know.
>Mario Kart item wheel? That's a deep cut
LOL
LOOOOOL Did he just say Kirby likes to SUCK!?
Thats, like, soooo lewd xD DAE watch porn? Blowjobs, hahaha!
And was that Sonic jumping off a spring? I guess you could say he's... Sprung!! LOL, get it? Boner alert!
There was a game sound effect quiz site that was actually pretty good but i cant find it
Any ps1 Jrpgs you guys recommend?
I've played pretty much all the big ones, final fantasies, parasite eve, xenogears, fft, chrono cross, lunar, dragon quest
What about vagrant story, legend of dragoon, or valkyrie profile?
>all soulslikes sound exactly the same
>>714718454I just remember a time where 4chan ads had some soul (J-list)
>Reminds of edobese
>Check her twitter
>Still begging money
>Still fat
grim
>>714718537you will never be loved
>>714718409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ZZmU8orvg
I want spikevegeta to sit on my face...!
I like how in the decade I've been watching this they haven't even tried to reduce downtime between runs, instead they've started delaying the next run to do whatever this is
The next game doesn't start for another 13 minutes still.
>>714718591Breath of Fire IV is great. Story and combat are alright but the art is very nice, very pleasing game to look at.
If this doesnt tell you what they think of their audience and what type of people they want to attract nothing will
>>714718591BoF3 and 4 are pretty good.
>>714718657what the fuck why
My "see if I can successfully jerk off to Beat Saber" run is up soon. I've been macrodosing water, zinc, and celery seed extract and haven't looked at a woman in a month to minimize the risk of choking anything but my chicken. Left ass cheek is already swabbed for the bull shark testosterone injection and the hypnotist is arriving 30 minutes before the run to convince me that I'm sexually attracted to refrigerators. Wish me luck!
>>714718695Reminder this segment was supposed to help align the schedule when it's behind.
But they chose out of their own vanity to keep doing these segments when they are severely behind which means they were fucking pointless.
>>714718701and yet you're here watching so I guess you must be the type of person who is attracted to this
>>714718701Not the fact that half of their employees are women?
what is this shit
where are the games
>>714718072Alright, I take it back; the coin was a joke, but these faggots don't know shit.
Spike not knowing the SMK item noise is really fucking weird, considering what he runs.
I would've gotten all of those except for NBA Jam and Hello Kitty. I'm such an awesome gamer.
I hate these theatre kids so goddamn much.
>>714718696>>714718710Might try those
Bof1 was OK at best, hated the few hours I played of Bof2. Hope these 2 are better
>>714718779>and the hypnotist is arriving 30 minutes before the run to convince me that I'm sexually attracted to refrigeratorsI smiled.
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Allright you fuckers better stop slacking off a post with at least 3 links to the next thread IS MANDATORY!!
>>714718779funny post, anon, but too high-effort for this thread
>>714717946I think it's just people knowing the thread is about to die and waiting for the next thread.
>>714718837stalling to meet the awowed incentive
>>714718874BoF starts at 3, much like Persona.
>>714717946chart drama is cancer anyway
>>714718626Why did they get fired from GDQ?
Also I like how there's two type of GDQ presenters. People who realize they still need a job, and then people who think they will never fade or lose this job and never gain any skills and then live like this.
>>714718779>He doesn't have a gallon of Gamer Lube™ ready for moments like theseNGMI
Listen to the echo caused by that enormous empty room lmao
Perler art is the mcdonalds of creativity and it's not surprise this is the only type of "prize" they do now
>>714718539Were you talking about Gamedle?
https://www.gamedle.wtf/
>>714718831thats not how it works pseudo
>>714718978>they2 genders, this one has a vagina.
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>>714718626thanks for bringing some good news, anon
>>714718927Wow I wasn't expecting godless nights this early
>>714718874BoF1 is kinda meh, but you should give 2 another shot. 3 and 4 are the best.
What is crokinole? Is it like Bulletball?
Can we have ESA back instead of this shit?
>>714718779Kekaroo, anons will understand once the run starts.
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Pay attention to this number over the week.
>Prize segment without Sent
This fuck is the point anymore...
>>714718927How do you have a mediocre Sonic run? Especially the original trilogy?
wow, I really want peach's crown!
>>714719132Why are you talking about sex if you're aren't having any?
im honestly just here to mig I'm not even watching the stream. pls make more frequent posts I need to mig harder
Would fight my friends in a mall parking lot with that keyblade.
>>714719208Extremely annoying commentary team, average gameplay, and not the most entertaining category
>>714718626What's actually stopping her from getting a job, other than being a lazy fuck?
AAAAAAAAAA FUCK THESE FUCKING INTERMISSION SHIT FUCKS
>>714719234you're a fool, sora
>>714719213Why does biological reality turn you into a catty little bitch?
>>714719186He is a pedophile anyway bro
>we're not going to get the avowed good ending
it's so fucking over bros
>>714719186I miss the prize goblin its unreal
>>714719234she's part of the darkness now
>>714719208Commentary and constant donations, not to mention that the category has a lot of downtime (for more donations)
>>714718626>disabilityis she actually disabled as in wheelchair bound or she just lazy as fuck and can't work a cashier job or something with minimal movement
this just sounds like being a lazy fucking faggot
>>714719363It's GDQ anon, they will stall until the incentive is met. We could be here all night.
>>714719138Bof2 just felt like your typical early snes jrpg that is grindy as all fuck but it had a terrible translation (only slightly fixed with the retranslation) and it's only notable aspect is an edgier than usual story for the time period it came out in
To me
i fell asleep to indiana jones and woke up to cringe quizzes and now ist avowed, i might go back to sleep
i wanted to play DSP with this on in the background but its making me so sleeepy
I forgot ESA came back. Was it good?
Remember they don't actually send out prizes. Don't get incentivized to donate by their hand-made dollar store dogshit, you won't actually get it.
Next bread is ready for the oven.
>>714719323Because you will never be a woman, gender and sexes means the same fucking thing you autist.
W-Will Sekiro be good...?
>avowed
i remember when this game was shilled on /v/ day and night for months on end
most astroturfed shit ever
>>714719068I'm using it right you dumb faggot.
I'm using they because I'm unfamiliar with them as a person.
I'm sorry trannies latched unto the word and bastardized it, but it's still a valid pronoun in the english language.
>>714719516Ok John Money.
>>714719475I hope you're right. I don't mind waiting because avowed is my goty this year
>>714719472Fat and lazy. Standard habit of "gamers" that can't become adults.
>KFC gets yet another beat saber showcase
Fuck off.
>>714719526Parkenharbour is there so you have something to look at at least
>>714719526>All bosses glitchlessYeah should be Sekino
>>714719494It was mediocre and safe, but I guess it was fine. No highlights for me, personally.
>>714719526Aren't all Sekiro runs chokejobs? It's actually a pretty nice run - or it was the last time I checked on it.
>>714719186What happened?
>>714719602i could go for a chokejob right about now
>>714719575Let her have it, she needs the exercise.
think KFFC is working up a sweat trying to warm up for her run?
Did GDQ take out a hit on whoever ran the alligator GDQ comparison site so that they couldn't see the evidence of decline anymore? The site isn't showing any tracking for this event so far
>>714718626>remember edobese>remember how she begged for donations to attend GDQ>while at GDQ posts pics eating at resteraunts because "it's the social right thing to do"
>>714717737 (OP)Damn I could go for a Red Bull right. A nice, cool, refreshing Red Bull would really hit the spot.
>>714719531>astroturfedI remember this board fucking hating it althougheverbeit.
>banger prize
Why do these people forcefully use reddit slang even when it diesnt make sense
HOLD THE PHONE JANNY ON SCREEN
>>714719531isn't that game also just some wokeslop?
>>714719584Nice I love park posting
>>714719621He basically got promoted to another position and isn't on the prize team anymore
>>7147183984chan hasn't been underground in years
the army(the shilling division) isn't dumb they know what people like.
Having said that I think they would choose other, safer design wise vtuber than Gura Unleashed.
>>714719725It's been like 7 hours or so.
Give it time.
Since it's awful this year, do any of the actual females that do this have nudes?
>>714719494Yeah
>>714719497There is no "they" retard. Gdq passes the winners details to the Etsy stores that donate the shit to ship out, some of these stores just don't
>Time between Okami and Banjo-Kazooie: less than 1 minute
>Time between Indiana and Avowed: ????
>>714719558>John MoneyOkay Type A, you will never be a Type B.
>>714719783Every event it's been there as soon as the event started
>>714719707A late 30s girl who can't grow up thinking she's still in her 20s warming up to play a game that's literal coomer bait?
She better be doing it in tights.
I hope she fucks it up as well
What ethnicity is this runner?
>>714719830I don't even know what you're trying to do anymore, so I'll call you a bot and stop responding.
HURRY UP SO WE CAN GET TO KUNGFU BEFORE I HAVE TO SLEEP
Yes queen Avowed is peak RPG goodness. Chefs Kiss.
Everytime I see GDQ prizes and etsy shit Im reminded why companies are selective about licensing their properties
>>714719774Well that’s nice for him.
who would speedrun this trash
>>714719279>>714719472She got fibromyalgia, could be that she's in so much pain that she can't get a job, but im sure that losing weight would make her life 100% better. So, yeah, she's lazy
>>714718953already stalling? damn
>>714719865probably greek or something like that
>>714717737 (OP)>neither of the people on the couch have actually run the gamethis is never a good sign...
>>714719801One host, who is the voice actress for Slay the Princess. No, you really don't want to see.
>>714719186Alas, he fell...
>>714719865Looks middle Eastern to me
>Mikewave and Avowed time
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
There is no way this will be a good run.
>game journalist difficulty
Someone rate this an F for me please
Didn't everyone say this game was not only bad but badly optimized UE5 slop when it came out?
>>714719909fucking cooldowns
At least the parkour in this game was cool
>>714719915>fibromyalgiaFake illness
>>714719869You called a woman a "they", they means "a group of people", you're fucking retarded is all you have to admit, you don't even have genders for things in English yet you seem to think people can have multiple genders you're truly deranged, no I'm not a bot I'm a rational human bean.
>journalist mode
Oh fuck off
>>714719971Yes. The game is broken as fuck
>related to isometric pc game
>bottom of screen has mmo like slots on UI
>shitty cutscene animation
I have never been unsold on a game so fast
oh so this is like mirrors edge
>>714719963I'm always wary of games with a ton of difficulty settings, especially when they have baby moddo
>>714718626Edobean still begging for money on Twitter in 2025 is sensational
I'm shocked she didn't hook up with DSP considering how much they beg for money online
Runs should always be done on normal or hardest.
>>714720119Can she at least do an onlyfans or something? She'd make a decent amount as a fat girl with that voice.
>>714719941>voice actress for Slay the PrincessFuck it, this is awful...I'll put in the research
Speedrunners! I can save YOU time! Instead of saying “gameplay loop” just say “gameplay”! This will save you seconds, minutes, hours and more over your career - thank me later!
>>714720119I don't know why she doesn't just do onlyfans like nicholegoodnight
>>714719971Apparently not ask anon
I remember exactly as you do though but he's living in la la land
>>714719531
Besides the game/pracrice room what else is going on at these events outside the runs themselves?
>Dumbass shmovement tech run
This is better than Indiana at least
this guys going fast as fuck
>>714719915ah so the label doctors do when they can't find an actual reason for all your bitching
she's just fat and lazy gotcha
>>714719971no everyone pretty much agreed it's pretty good. You're listening to retards on /v/ that didn't play it and youtubers farming views off said retards.
>>714720189She's no princess IRL, I can tell you that. She just pretended to be one.
why do sometimes runners don't show pronoun? this is TRANS genocide
>>714720119>>714720223have you seen what she looks like?
She had a VERY short phase of looking like a low quality chubby slampig at least.
But not anymore. She now looks like a greasy granny.
>>714720254People excessively drinking alcohol and childish drama
>>714718626Wait she's a vtuber now?
>>714719971It was mediocre to the point where I stopped playing at act 3 because I seen everything.
>>714720223How do I find this? It's not under that name
>>714720392And that’s a good thing
>>714720402Yeah, I'm into that
>>714718927depressing start
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>>714720202Thank you, charismatic salesman.
>>714720325mikewave is goated. literally has the wr that is 15 mins faster than 2nd place
>>714720254Fat people having sex with each other.
>>714720439Yes it is, look on coomer party
>>714720410just like every other fatty
this narrator might be the first mute
>>714718626>struggles financially but still is able to get a switch 2
>>714720612i dont think were gonna get a single
>we have time to read donations
>this game is about making you realize you're the colonizer bad guy
So propaganda.
>its been so long since I've played this game casually
>2025 release date
also
>speedrunner clumsily and unnecessarily spoils the entire game he's playing because there's nothing else to talk about
I played this game till the third "zone" and just couldn't keep going. It's mid as fuck
>>714720662Much like Chris Chan they mysteriously can procure funds for consooooming purposes
i get this game confused with veilguard
>>714720678Its an analog for jews colonizing gaza so actually its good propaganda
How was Great Circle? Couldn't watch.
>>714720661there is actually a good reason for why they have to colonize the island and one of the main endings is just straight up colonizing the island
>>714720721its incredibly starfield coded
>>714720439>>714720551Was she the one with the extremely blown out pussy? I'm still having occasional nightmares from that.
If so: be warned.
>>714720678propaganda for what? That's an interesting idea
>Journalist mode difficulty
>Auto-skip macros
Invalid run.
>>714720712I can't imagine hamfisted propaganda like this has much to talk about in it.
>>714720758not worth watching
Has watching a speedrun of a game at these events ever convinced you to try a game?
>>714720758inoffensive but boring
>>714720758What a coincidence! It was unwatchable.
instead of crying about easy mode why not appreciate the fast as fuck parkour movement
>>714720805you are a literal retard who knows nothing about this game or the pillars universe
>deltarune is the finale
wow.
>>714720758same, i fell asleep
>>714720712>speedrunner clumsily and unnecessarily spoils the entire game he's playingI'm going to be honest here, I agree with 99% of the negative things you can say about this couch, but if you care about spoilers in a speedrun thats a you issue
>>714720818Pretty sure yes, but can't put my finger on which.
>>714720912You are a literal tranny lapdog.
>>714720818I can't think of one offhand. I considered trying Titanfall 2 because of a good gdq run
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>Shit game
>Good run
Can it be?
This game genuinely seems great for speedrunning
>>714720818yes
I think...
>>714720913Better donate 2 million so they do All Chapters All Bosses!
>>714720864/v/tards don't like the game because of culture war bullshit and are set on not enjoying this actually super fast and technically impressive run
>>714720818back in like 2013 the agdq run of dark souls was the first time i ever actually what the game was like so i bought it and it got me into the series. more recently i bought trepang2 because i saw a marathon run of it that made it look fun. but i'd never play something like this because of a speedrun
>>714721019rubie is a cute girl trapped inside an ugly girl's body
>>714721007Speed runners have the same phenotype as Obsidian fans. Makes sense
>>714721019theatre kid turned grifter
>>714720913I had extreme deltarune fatigue like 3 years ago and it's still fucking going. It's getting up in the ranks of marvel and Disney as being annoying and I don't want to hear about it anymore
>>714720935I get what you mean but like
>we're skipping this entire chapter btw, but here's what happens your best friend betrays you and he's a meanieit's just unnecessary. obviously if it's a game I wanna play I'll close the stream but sometimes a game seems cool from watching it
>>714721049avowed hate was literally always culture war bullshit
one of the dudes that makes super in depth critical TES videos made a video that was nice to it and he got so much blowback for it that he made a followup video where he repeats "avowed is bad and woke" for like an hour straight
>>714718927I called it during ESA but I think having one event lead directly in to the other might create a little bit of exhaustion. I was pretty active during ESA but need a day or two to unwind and do some shit before I feel I can really get into GDQ zone.
>Lenna's Inception
>Voidwrought
>Timespinner
>CODE Bunny
>MainFrames
where do they find these games no one has ever heard of
>>714721094She's a psychopath trapped in a psychopath's body.
>>714721004had my doubts about this run because the game is trash, but this game look better when speedrun
>>714721137I just like the music, I haven't bothered with chapter 3 or 4 yet.
>>714721004>>714721007what's good about it? only been half watching and just seems like mashing cutscenes and some basic movement
>>714720254Usually conventions have stuff for things for non-competitors to do, like if you aren't playing at EVO there's still booths to visit or casual stations or whatever
not at GDQ though, if you aren't autistic or part of their weird tranny cliques then there's nothing besides that game room you said
>>714721170BUY THE SGDQ 2025 BUNDLE, CHUD
>>714720783It wasn't too bad
I don't remember whey everyone hated this game. It looks bland and a little safe with all the diversity. Is that it?
>>714721094This is truly the worst take, she's a sociopath hellbent on becoming popular
>>714721019This thing is not human, I refuse to believe it
Why does one of your companions in this game look like she came out of a WEG
>>714721170all "coincidentally" released by GDQ sponsors
>>714721247its like starfield. really fuckin boring
>>714721207Do they have Street Fighter?
Did ESA have Street Fighter?
>>714721236>built for speedrunners
>>714721272The west has a (((mind virus))) which hates beauty.
>>714721236>>714721273oh wow they aren't even pretending anymore
>>714721170Only game I know is Lenna's Inception mainly because I was looking for zeldalikes
>>714721197Oh I do love the music. I'll give it that
>>714720919Me too, took a nap so I can be up most of the night.
>>714721247It's a mediocre bland game but people pretend it's much more because Obsidian developed it
>>714721236What the fuck is roller coaster tycoon doing in this pile of trash
>>714721019I just wanna throatfuck rubie so bad...
>>714721321The "runner" for Lumina Rush is literally the dev for the game.
>>714721247he's moving fast
>>714721248>>714721094God forbid a woman puts on a smile for the camera
>>714721278not at ALL dude
starfield is one of the worst games i've ever played. avowed has decent exploration. occasionally I give half of a shit about the story and the combat is passable. starfield fails outright on all three.
honestly just parkour-ing around towns looking for shit to loot gave my my money's worth for avowed, i'm easily pleased like that.
>>714721236I'm not buying roller coaster tycoon again you greedy pigs, I already did when I got the CD from a cereal box as a kid
>>714721004>run from checkpoint to checkpoint>good runhuh?
>>714721278It has decent gameplay and pretty cool world building, I'm a fan of the pillars universe. Starfield has none of those so it's better just on those merits. Also the game runs way better than saarfield
>>714721364Just put your dick in a bear trap for the same experience
>>714721364don't do it, you'll catch some disease
>>714721359it is much more if you actually know pillars lore but if you're coming in blind then the story and world does come off as a very mid
>>714721247It's an action game that was marketed as an RPG.
>>714721236That's fucking brutal
>>714721421yeah i kinda like in games but this game has no
>flyingor
>teleport abilities like dishonoredtherefore its designed to waste your fuckin time
NO THANK YOU nigga
>>714721364Every single one of her holes is a portal to Hell.
>>714720913looking forward to it
Why is everyone in this game brown?
>>714721464>Also the game runs way better than saarfield>Also horseshit tastes better than donkeyshit
>>714721597It's set in a fictional brown country.
this announcer doesnt shut the fuck up
>>714721597he's in the brown people area of the game right now
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>recently started work from home job
first time ive ever been able to sit here and watch the whole thing. dont know if this is a blessing or curse
>>714721707every one of these streamers lives in a child's playroom lmao
>>714721650All I was saying is it's not boring
>what im doing is actually really hard
you literally rocket jump nigga you aint foolin anyone
>>714721725Not true. Look at how many more viewers GDQ has by comparison.
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>>714721493If it has number or skill points it’s a RPG
>>714721843it's not like a rocket jump that always gives you a consistent height - if you don't jump on the spell correctly then you don't gain the height you need
>>714721839You already know
>>714721707finna goon to her run
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>If it has number
why hasnt death stranding ever been in one of these events
I don’t think this game is good but I like this guy.
>>714721843>this trick is FRAME PERFECT>literally a good 15-20 frame window to input somethingyour average joe playing street fighter 4 online did 1 frame links these guys are such fucking faggots
>>714722009The back to back Microsoft games and the Avowed apologist are not connected to this
>>714721817You figured out how 30+ year old people appease to 18 year olds to stay relevant
>>714722107the secret meta of putting up a good GDQ run is to just lie about how hard the tricks are and how much time your saving.
>>714722094His autistic speech impediment is a little grating but he's okay
>>714722164>millenials are now the dedicated children's entertainers for upcoming generations
how much gamer cred so i get if i beat desert bus?
>>714722262>upcoming generations are permanent children
This fucker talks wayyyy too much, I muted and feel serene
>>714721986yeah like a rocket jump
you cant fool me dude
>>714722405Still gotta look at his bald head.
>>714722196This is also what youtubers do
https://youtu.be/348xCaGgfLw
This is a very on-point parody of this exact behavior
>Dude don’t take about the game
Kill yourself retard
>>714722470Wrong, I closed my eyes now the stream is perfect
>>714722405which is what my neurodivergent ahh likes, tinnitus REALLY makes you hate silence.
>>714722196FRAME PERFECT TRICK
EVERYONE CLAP
>>714722470that's just mean
making fun of male baldness is what callous women do
>>714722458no I can't but you're doing just fine fooling yourself
i hope kungfufatfuck is going to be barefoot during beat saber
>>714722585I've actually had bad experiences with baldies, it isn't purely based on their looks.
>>714722620>crouch jump too early you just eat damage>crouch jump too late you lose momentum from the jump itself and dont go as highnot foolin me nigga
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>>714717737 (OP)Whatd they do for the opening
>>714722551sorry to hear that bud enjoy this fucker's rambling I'm taking a quick break
>>714721162+ the fact that it's always GDQ then ESA and not the other way around is REALLY throwing me off
I think that was my main problem with having GDQ set the framing to really appreciate ESA
>>714722551> neurodivergent> ahh
>>714722827Fuck I was looking forward to that run
>>714722551>my neurodivergent ahh likeswhat the fuck does this mean
The idea of speedrunning is so pathetic, rarely do I find any of these runs actually impressive. I think I’m just here for cringe moments and failing. Much like figure skating. I’m pathetic, but in a different way.
>>714722551> neurodivergenttinnitus has nothing to do with those buzzwords
>just convinces final boss to kys
lel
I have "talk the final boss to death" fatigue.
>>714723054A, honestly not bad
>>714723021its all a bunch of circle jerky bullshit
calling people runners
clappin on PBs that are a second faster
playin niche garbage jsut so they can be number 1 at something
its all ridiculous
>>714723054C.
Technically impressive, but boring to watch.
couch literally said nothing for this entire run. the runner carried it the entire run
>>714723054D id not watch
>>714722551Holy shit I forgot how some of you are actually underage and not just shitposting
And 100% you aren't diagnosed with anything except autism you fucking zoom zoom
>>714723054A
pretty nonstop going fast, very little downtime, runner talking about the game
>>714723054B. Explained well
>>714723087Something something the most degenerate thing mankind has ever done.
>>714723054the game? shit
the run? boring shit
>as a lifelong videogames fan
[X] DOUBT
>>714723054A it was fast and fun to watch
>>714723161goose was right
>>714722927>neurodivergentI have ADHD
>ahhass
>likescraves
>neurodivergent ahh likesI need constant stimulation because I need escape from my inner monologue
>>714723203I love the games, man.
>>714723149As an oldfag, the young generation will really sneak up on you if you don’t pay attention. People that can post here can be born as late as 2007.
>>714723054A
I missed the ending
>full fucking sleeves on both arms
Seems like a genuinely good-natured and wholesome guy.
>>714723054B- Tier.
Didn't get to catch it all. Seemed pretty interesting and runner actually made it worthwhile to pay attention to the run.
>>714723203>I played uh tetris, and mario, and zelda
>>7147220691. Not a good speedrun game
2. Boring even when speedran
We never see mgs games either now that I think of it
>Parkenharbor
I know she has simps here, so I'm asking: does she actually, you know, speedrun? Or did she just attach herself to LilAggy and begin attending speedrun events to boost her streaming career? She's always on the couch, but I've never seen her run a single thing.
>>714723203>game(s) I grew up with getting beaten in record timebrother no game played here today has been old other than banjo
How long has the even been going for? Have I missed much?
>>714723256stomping..... KOOPAS
>>714723246>ahh>assso just say ass
what the fuck is wrong with zoomers
>>714723261>being born an eternal newfagCouldn't be me.
>STILL having lip smacks being picked up by the mic
grim
>>714723149as if any of those kinds of attention whores are actually diagnosed with autism
> do you drink water at night? This is a clear sign you might have autism! #neurodivergentlife
>>714723021I don't feel that way desu. Speedrunning is very impressive, but you have to pay attention to what is happening. Otherwise all of the various skips, tech and fast movement kind of blends together. I wager most people ITT aren't actively watching the runs most the time and while there's nothing wrong with that, you can't really *get* speedruns unless you put yourself in the shoes of the runner and try to imagine mimicking their inputs. That's just my perspective though.
>>714723296I dislike tattoos on both sexes, but I give men who fully commit a pass
>>714723246Just say "my retarded ass likes" then.
Why the fuck would you self censor here of all places, you retarded ass.
>>714723330There's been a few MGS runs over the years, usually during quieter hours though
>>714723426That's cause you're gay.
>>714723462Oh fuck, I'm gay...
>>714722551>neurodivergent aahI don't speak zoombonics, speak English retard
>>714723261and that's just the "official" age you have to be, there are definitely people way younger than that
no wonder why this board is always filled with retarded contrarians just for the sake of it, it shouldn't be a surprise but it feels like it
>>714722050Normally I don't do this but I think this is an example of low IQ
>"Why do they do X to an extreme?">"Why are you complaining about the baseline concept of X?"
>>714723296>Hate tattoos for the most part and see them as degenerate>Except sleeves for some reason, think those are cool as fuckI don't know why I'm like this because sleeves rarely even look that good
>MSF rep on screen talking about Gaza
>get banned for posting "free gaza" in chat
so where exactly IS this money going?
>>714723534yeah pretty much
>>714723554africans sailors in the mediterranean
>>714723554No politics in chat!! :3
>>714723554Don't ask that. Stop thinking about it.
bout to test my refractory period to this beat sabre run
>>714723296Have you not seen cops lately? Like even police are covered in tattoos. Shit doesn't hold the taboo it did like 30+ years ago
Melo is confirmed homo right? There's no way he's straight and wearing that outfit right now. Was there a skit I missed?
>>714723296One or two tattoos is a pass.
A handful of tattoos makes me hate your soul.
Covering entire swathes of your body in ink is a pass.
Don't know why but that's just how it works, I don't make the rules.
>>714723534It's just a manipulative cunt building a strawman to vent their frustration on. Calling them low IQ implies that they don't know exactly what they're doing.
>>714723054C
Anyone voting lower are just doing it because they don't like the game even though this is a good run desu
>>714723649He's bi online but straight irl, basically a sexpest
>>714723361>>714723432look at these boomer ahh uncs acting like some old ahh bihs. straight up cheugy
>what you can do more than donate?
>make your company donate
>name the charity in your will
this fucker is about to ask for my soul and organs
>>714723646And cops are degenerate thugs who you can't trust anymore. Welcome to the present, my coma friend.
>>714723554you're asking way too many questions
You sound like an antisemite
Not every song is a ‘banger’. Not every concept is ‘wild’. Chill your boots, lads.
>>714723336I'm pretty sure she runs sekiro but she's nowhere near the top of the board so other than that the rest of what you said is true
Where there any good runs in ESA? I don't think I watched a single one. Is GDQ bad right now?
>>714723798This post is crazy
>>714723761shit bait but kys anyway.
>>714723649As much as women are "bi"
(he's not but will see nothing wrong with queerbating for diversity points)
Maybe he really does love the games..
>>714723708Does she steal all the prizes?
Seriously this is all it takes to get banned on 4chan these days? You fucking pussy faggot jannies have lost your way.
grinding some tales of symphonia while chilling with the /v/ros, there's nothing better
>>714723798this post changed my life
It speaks volumes how everything brutal_mutt is wearing looks straight out the store without any sign of wear.
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boutta beat my saber if y'all know what I'm sayin
>>714723865You deserve it for your opinion on that hag alone.
>>714723886Asian women owe me sex.
>>714723798Absolutely nuts. Insane, even.
>>714723865I'd like to thank our jannies for doing their job for once. Keep it up and we'll double your pay for rest of the year.
why is the thread so slow?
>>714723865You forgot the jannies are on overdrive in these threads. It's the only time a thread is actively moderated on this board real time it seems. They deserve a raise
>>714723998heavy moderation
>>714723998First day has been shit so far
>>714723828>nothing fucking happened again
>40 minutes of beatsaber
Fuck off with these "not a speedrun" on day fucking 1.
>>714723708So that's where all those un-Sent prizes went, huh...
>>714723998it'll speed up once the beats start getting saber'd
>>714723798fucking profound my man
>>714723998Recursive cycle of not wanting to post for certain reasons
>>714723998It's just been shilling with the occasional shit run thrown in
>get to cafe and start working
>turn on gdq and get headphones out
>headphones are just “on”
>dead battery
Let me guess. Best run this event so far?
>>714723998First day sir. It's still like 3 times as active as any thread for ESA last week lol
>>714723054C for "I don't give a fuck but the movement was cool"
>>714723998First day, event sucks, jannies.
>>714723998some posts feel really unnatural so I'm don't feel like posting
>>714723998its the first day, half the time I don't realize its gdq time until a few days in. the usual crowd probably hasn't shown up yet
>>714723798You cooked with this, sheesh!
>>714724110>wireless headphones
why are there so many empty seats?
>no announcer talking, just some music
odd... what are they scheming?
>>714723798this post is diabolical
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>>714724103Me too, bro.
Me too...
>>714724245theyre about to throw a tranny jumpscare at us
No one currently listening to you is your friend, tranny.
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Did he just say to donate my money if I die? Why wouldn’t have give that to my family instead?
>>714723998Boring as fuck. Watched a few minus of th efirst run, hated it and haven't had any interest in the other runs.
GDQ is just a husk to me.
For in person venue ESA, BSG, UKSG, ASM, those are all still fun and the difference in atmosphere is huge.
Oh god, here come Yetee donos >_>
so how many percent are viewbots at this point?
>>714723798you just put them on BLAST
>having christ in your name is forbidden
>can have satan
>>714724373Good morning saar.
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this is you're announcer for the night, say something nice about her!
$10,000 from The Yetee! HOYYYYP
>>714724243It's a huge venue with like 500 seats and 2500 registrations. People don't watch every single run anon.
This is the meme question that will get asked every 20 minutes for the entire week just like last year
>>714724219I bought some cheap Iem recently I don’t think I want to go back to wireless
did i just advertised to?
fuck
>>714724434>herI called it, at least.
>>714724341
>>714724434No, I don't think I will.
Beat Saber isn't supposed to start until almost 8:30? Did they somehow save half an hour already?
How can GDQ become more soulless every year
>>714724434He’s literally she…
>>714724467That's a good thing. Only time I use wireless is when I am running or exercising
Other than that you give up sound quality for no real purpose
>>714724520It's time to stall, baby
>>714723054am I too late? it's a C for me
>>714724464People don't watch even 10% of the runs. Boggles my mind. Why even attend?
Is it just me or is there even more donation begging this GDQ?
is there anyway to hit the "get captcha" and post key without taking my hands off the keyboard??? am I missing some kind of shortcut?
>>714724243GDQ is a con now, people go there to do other things than just watch speedruns
>>714724103I wish GDQ would be earlier, then ESA. It would make ESA even more enjoyable. But atleast we get ASM next week.
The Cave Story dono thing is cute
>>714724531I don't think they can get any lower now that they moved Scent to the stud ranch
>>714724647>am I missing some kind of shortcut?Alt+F4
>>714724629DEI hires, people who sold out their soul etc, this shit is 100% Blackrock.
>>714724520they ended an incentive showcase early (lol) avowed run finished 10 mins early
>>714718779I mean, it's a cute refrigerator
>>714724647buy a 4chan pass poorfag
Just imagine the type of shenanigans that the folx at the venue get up to at night
>>714724647are you retarded or something
are you a literal teenager
>>714724620To socialize and play games in smaller groups. Go to the arcade room, board game room, practice room, etc. Most people I would wager just go to hang out with friends and see a few runs during the week.
>>714724647As is usually the case in stuff on the web, Tab will highlight the next button.
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Its cool that prize goblin got an official sticker but I would not pay money for this
>>714724726Anon I- don't know what to say
>>714724629The begging usually doesn't start until later in the week but they seem to have started it early, so yes
But imagine unironically watching the runs and not just shitposting about troons
>>714719558>JonMoneImagine the shitstorm if that name somehow got through during the FFIX run last Friday.
whats her name again......
>>714724918kek, I actually made a joke to that effect in the thread.
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>>714724629It's a mystery.
>>714723054B
This next run looks fun.
>>714724916over 500 posts
>>714724762hot transbian sex in hotel rooms
That Liv shit is literally 2018 and is older than Beat Saber itself.
These commentators are fucking annoying as shit.
EVERYONE QUIET MY WIFE IS ON
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