Thread 714717737

Product Placement

Last Game: Avowed
Next Game: Beat Saber Showcase
Later: Sekiro

Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

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>Even bakers aren't interested in this event
grim

lazy ass bakers, gonna slash your pay in half!

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714717737 (OP)
>more red-bull propaganda
As if Grand Poo Bear cocksucking the energy drink company wasn't enough.

name my band

MODSSS

IM CALLIN’ YOU OUT

>>714717737 (OP)
I'm in

Does the guy in the middle have really thick legs?

Miggin

SIGIDIQ

do people actually drink redbull unironically?

>>714717781
Why would we be?
Speedruns and soulless circle jerks of "ARE YOU A GAYMER?! XD"

>>714717596
thanks!

Did anyone else hear that?

how do you not know the mario coin noise? does this guy play video games at all?

Am I the only one who likes GDQ for the woke and PC culture?

>>714717840
The Jontron Barry Matpat coverband

Are run ratings kill? No one rated the previous run. Is chart anon still around? GDQ becoming so bad that it's not even worth mocking?

post what you're playing while listening/watching, I need recs for braindead games you don't need to pay much attention

>pic related, vampire survivors + diablo 2 with gooner character design

This might have been interesting if it wasnt basic bitch sounds

>>714717880
Nah it's vile, as is most energy drinks.

>HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE MARIO COIN NOISE WAS CALLED
this guy is and has always been a shitter

Rate Indiana Jones and the Great Circle

This actually feels like a Big Bang Theory episode right now

>>714717964
ESA's quiz truly put this to shame.

>>714717986
>>714717965
Guy has Alzheimer's..

>>714717915
Anon...
This is all an intensely staged, and even more so unfunny, script

Spike Vegeta you're pissing me off right now

>>714717737 (OP)
I’m up next guys, wish me luck!

>mario sonic and legend of zelda
OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE SUCH MEGA AWESOME GAYMERS!!! LOOK AT THEM KNOW ALL THESE EPIC REFERENCES!!!!!

>inb4 final fantasy victory song

>adef
more like a DEAF

>>714717960
osrs

It's heckin snooze hours in Europe

>>714718023
C

>>714717781
I don't usually bake. I might pre-bake the next one in case people don't give a shit, again.

>>714717960
Elf Gets Pissed

>>714718026
It's worse. At least Big Bang's Mario joke requires the knowledge that N64 emulation used to be poor.

>>714718023
D

>>714717960
splashing magic in osrs

Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

>>714718023
F

>>714718023
D

>>714718130
>run

>>714718023
F for FUCK NAZIS!

>can you recognize this sound?
>pikachu! pika pika!
uhhh... that's gotta be spyro

>>714718023
ZZZ for snoozefest

>>714718023
D-

>>714718023
D

Has anybody ever played this super duper niche hardcore hidden gem called Street Fighter II? Ree-Yoo is my favorite character especially when he throws his Hah-Doo-Kin.

Bleak.

Just go to the next game. It's on PC and came out this year. It shouldn't take very long to set up. What's the point of these segments? At least the recap shows what games have happened thus far, but the checkpoint has never been relevant. Why should anyone care about a quiz show being played up for "comedy"?

Oh this is the warm-up
They're fucked.

>>714718093
>inb4 FF victory fanfare
NANI!?

give it to me straight, what's the T-Count so far

>>714718023
C.
It was a serviceable second screen slop.

>>714718023
I'm doin' him a D

This is just the warm-up?

UMmmmmm guys? Speed running doko?

>>714718023
D, movie game we've seen twice this week if you tuned into ESA

what the fuck is this contest all of these are piss easy

Are you a real gamer and can answer all these gamer questuons?

>>714718023
D somehow worse than it was at ESA and it sucked there

>>714718023
C for Circle

>>714717737 (OP)
>Last Game: Avowed
but avowed is literally next

DAE OCARINA OF TIME

>>714718023
F for fascism bad!

>>714718023
F

nobody will see me post Jaidlyn inbeteen the ratings

>>714718245
I knew that the FF theme was from IX in particular.

Stalling for the incentive?

>>714718023
F uck moviegames

>gamer quiz
>90% tendieslop

>>714718023
F because the run sucked but also due to the game looking like complete shit and a disrespect to old indy.

>tune in
>they are just doing some unfunny skit
>go do something else
>tune in
>they are just doing some unfunny skit
>go do something else
>repeat few times
This is going to be a great event again.

>be on my phone
>see this ad that actually goes to the Navy website
funny memelord wasting their money or does the Navy actually advertise on a Chinese NEET imageboard?

>>714718023
D because I fell aslepp during it.

What's your favorite sound effect

i took a 30 minute nap and woke up some easy ass videogame questions
kill me

>>714717305
It's a modified version of that washing machine rythm game arcade machine
I think its called maimai?

>>714718323
Excellent pits on that wench.

>>714718023
C, the most C run there is, was, and will be.

>>714718398
At least use Brave, phoneslopper.

>>714718348
They could use obscure shit the firing sound for the shotgun of Sin (1998) but then no one would win.

If I was on the couch I'd just be pre-firing the button cause these are all easy except for the NBA Jam which I didn't know.
>Mario Kart item wheel? That's a deep cut
LOL

LOOOOOL Did he just say Kirby likes to SUCK!?

Thats, like, soooo lewd xD DAE watch porn? Blowjobs, hahaha!

And was that Sonic jumping off a spring? I guess you could say he's... Sprung!! LOL, get it? Boner alert!

There was a game sound effect quiz site that was actually pretty good but i cant find it

fromslopsisters...

Any ps1 Jrpgs you guys recommend?
I've played pretty much all the big ones, final fantasies, parasite eve, xenogears, fft, chrono cross, lunar, dragon quest

What about vagrant story, legend of dragoon, or valkyrie profile?

>>714718454
I just remember a time where 4chan ads had some soul (J-list)

>Reminds of edobese
>Check her twitter
>Still begging money
>Still fat
grim

>>714718537
suck

lmao

>>714718537
you will never be loved

>>714718409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ZZmU8orvg

I want spikevegeta to sit on my face...!

I like how in the decade I've been watching this they haven't even tried to reduce downtime between runs, instead they've started delaying the next run to do whatever this is

this fucking sucks

The next game doesn't start for another 13 minutes still.

>>714718591
Breath of Fire IV is great. Story and combat are alright but the art is very nice, very pleasing game to look at.

If this doesnt tell you what they think of their audience and what type of people they want to attract nothing will

>>714718591
BoF3 and 4 are pretty good.

>>714718657
what the fuck why

My "see if I can successfully jerk off to Beat Saber" run is up soon. I've been macrodosing water, zinc, and celery seed extract and haven't looked at a woman in a month to minimize the risk of choking anything but my chicken. Left ass cheek is already swabbed for the bull shark testosterone injection and the hypnotist is arriving 30 minutes before the run to convince me that I'm sexually attracted to refrigerators. Wish me luck!

>>714718695
Reminder this segment was supposed to help align the schedule when it's behind.
But they chose out of their own vanity to keep doing these segments when they are severely behind which means they were fucking pointless.

>>714718701
and yet you're here watching so I guess you must be the type of person who is attracted to this

>>714718701
Not the fact that half of their employees are women?

what is this shit
where are the games

>>714718072
Alright, I take it back; the coin was a joke, but these faggots don't know shit.
Spike not knowing the SMK item noise is really fucking weird, considering what he runs.

I would've gotten all of those except for NBA Jam and Hello Kitty. I'm such an awesome gamer.

I hate these theatre kids so goddamn much.

>>714718730
He likes FUBs

>>714718696
>>714718710
Might try those
Bof1 was OK at best, hated the few hours I played of Bof2. Hope these 2 are better

>>714718779
>and the hypnotist is arriving 30 minutes before the run to convince me that I'm sexually attracted to refrigerators
I smiled.

Allright you fuckers better stop slacking off a post with at least 3 links to the next thread IS MANDATORY!!

>>714718779
funny post, anon, but too high-effort for this thread

>>714717946
I think it's just people knowing the thread is about to die and waiting for the next thread.

>>714718837
stalling to meet the awowed incentive

>>714718874
BoF starts at 3, much like Persona.

>>714717946
chart drama is cancer anyway

>>714718626
Why did they get fired from GDQ?
Also I like how there's two type of GDQ presenters. People who realize they still need a job, and then people who think they will never fade or lose this job and never gain any skills and then live like this.

>>714718023
C

>>714718779
>He doesn't have a gallon of Gamer Lube™ ready for moments like these
NGMI

>>714718927
Godless night

Listen to the echo caused by that enormous empty room lmao

Perler art is the mcdonalds of creativity and it's not surprise this is the only type of "prize" they do now

>>714718539
Were you talking about Gamedle?
https://www.gamedle.wtf/

>>714718831
thats not how it works pseudo

>>714718978
>they
2 genders, this one has a vagina.

>>714718626
thanks for bringing some good news, anon

>>714718927
Wow I wasn't expecting godless nights this early

>>714719068
sexes*

>>714718874
BoF1 is kinda meh, but you should give 2 another shot. 3 and 4 are the best.

What is crokinole? Is it like Bulletball?

Can we have ESA back instead of this shit?

>>714718779
Kekaroo, anons will understand once the run starts.

Pay attention to this number over the week.

>Prize segment without Sent
This fuck is the point anymore...

>>714718927
How do you have a mediocre Sonic run? Especially the original trilogy?

wow, I really want peach's crown!

>>714719132
Why are you talking about sex if you're aren't having any?

im honestly just here to mig I'm not even watching the stream. pls make more frequent posts I need to mig harder

>>714718023
D

Would fight my friends in a mall parking lot with that keyblade.

>>714719208
Extremely annoying commentary team, average gameplay, and not the most entertaining category

>>714719234
DUAL WIELD!

>>714718626
What's actually stopping her from getting a job, other than being a lazy fuck?

AAAAAAAAAA FUCK THESE FUCKING INTERMISSION SHIT FUCKS

>>714719234
you're a fool, sora

>>714719213
Why does biological reality turn you into a catty little bitch?

>>714719186
He is a pedophile anyway bro

>we're not going to get the avowed good ending
it's so fucking over bros

>>714719186
I miss the prize goblin its unreal

>>714719234
she's part of the darkness now

avowed?
more like asleep

>>714719208
Commentary and constant donations, not to mention that the category has a lot of downtime (for more donations)

>>714718626
>disability
is she actually disabled as in wheelchair bound or she just lazy as fuck and can't work a cashier job or something with minimal movement
this just sounds like being a lazy fucking faggot

>>714719363
It's GDQ anon, they will stall until the incentive is met. We could be here all night.

>>714719138
Bof2 just felt like your typical early snes jrpg that is grindy as all fuck but it had a terrible translation (only slightly fixed with the retranslation) and it's only notable aspect is an edgier than usual story for the time period it came out in
To me

i fell asleep to indiana jones and woke up to cringe quizzes and now ist avowed, i might go back to sleep
i wanted to play DSP with this on in the background but its making me so sleeepy

I forgot ESA came back. Was it good?

Remember they don't actually send out prizes. Don't get incentivized to donate by their hand-made dollar store dogshit, you won't actually get it.

Next bread is ready for the oven.

>>714719323
Because you will never be a woman, gender and sexes means the same fucking thing you autist.

W-Will Sekiro be good...?

>avowed
i remember when this game was shilled on /v/ day and night for months on end
most astroturfed shit ever

>>714719068
I'm using it right you dumb faggot.
I'm using they because I'm unfamiliar with them as a person.
I'm sorry trannies latched unto the word and bastardized it, but it's still a valid pronoun in the english language.

>>714719516
Ok John Money.

>>714719475
I hope you're right. I don't mind waiting because avowed is my goty this year

>>714719472
Fat and lazy. Standard habit of "gamers" that can't become adults.

>KFC gets yet another beat saber showcase

Fuck off.

>>714719526
Parkenharbour is there so you have something to look at at least

>>714719526
>All bosses glitchless

Yeah should be Sekino

>>714719494
It was mediocre and safe, but I guess it was fine. No highlights for me, personally.

>>714719526
Aren't all Sekiro runs chokejobs? It's actually a pretty nice run - or it was the last time I checked on it.

>>714719186
What happened?

>>714719602
i could go for a chokejob right about now

>>714719575
Let her have it, she needs the exercise.

think KFFC is working up a sweat trying to warm up for her run?

Did GDQ take out a hit on whoever ran the alligator GDQ comparison site so that they couldn't see the evidence of decline anymore? The site isn't showing any tracking for this event so far

>>714718626
>remember edobese
>remember how she begged for donations to attend GDQ
>while at GDQ posts pics eating at resteraunts because "it's the social right thing to do"

>>714717737 (OP)
Damn I could go for a Red Bull right. A nice, cool, refreshing Red Bull would really hit the spot.

>>714719531
>astroturfed
I remember this board fucking hating it althougheverbeit.

>banger prize
Why do these people forcefully use reddit slang even when it diesnt make sense


HOLD THE PHONE JANNY ON SCREEN

>>714719328
HOLY BASED

>>714719531
isn't that game also just some wokeslop?

>>714719584
Nice I love park posting

>>714719621
He basically got promoted to another position and isn't on the prize team anymore

>>714718398
4chan hasn't been underground in years
the army(the shilling division) isn't dumb they know what people like.
Having said that I think they would choose other, safer design wise vtuber than Gura Unleashed.

>>714719725
It's been like 7 hours or so.
Give it time.

Since it's awful this year, do any of the actual females that do this have nudes?

>>714719494
Yeah

>>714719497
There is no "they" retard. Gdq passes the winners details to the Etsy stores that donate the shit to ship out, some of these stores just don't

>Time between Okami and Banjo-Kazooie: less than 1 minute
>Time between Indiana and Avowed: ????

>>714719558
>John Money
Okay Type A, you will never be a Type B.

>>714719783

Every event it's been there as soon as the event started

>>714719707
A late 30s girl who can't grow up thinking she's still in her 20s warming up to play a game that's literal coomer bait?
She better be doing it in tights.
I hope she fucks it up as well

What ethnicity is this runner?

>>714719830
I don't even know what you're trying to do anymore, so I'll call you a bot and stop responding.

HURRY UP SO WE CAN GET TO KUNGFU BEFORE I HAVE TO SLEEP

Yes queen Avowed is peak RPG goodness. Chefs Kiss.

Everytime I see GDQ prizes and etsy shit Im reminded why companies are selective about licensing their properties

>>714719774
Well that’s nice for him.

who would speedrun this trash

>>714719865
bald

>>714719279
>>714719472
She got fibromyalgia, could be that she's in so much pain that she can't get a job, but im sure that losing weight would make her life 100% better. So, yeah, she's lazy

>>714719865
persian

>>714718953
already stalling? damn

>>714719865
probably greek or something like that

>>714717737 (OP)
>neither of the people on the couch have actually run the game

this is never a good sign...

>>714719801
One host, who is the voice actress for Slay the Princess. No, you really don't want to see.

>>714719186
Alas, he fell...

>>714719865
Looks middle Eastern to me

>Mikewave and Avowed time
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

There is no way this will be a good run.

>game journalist difficulty
Someone rate this an F for me please

Didn't everyone say this game was not only bad but badly optimized UE5 slop when it came out?

>>714719909
fucking cooldowns

At least the parkour in this game was cool

>more easy mode runs
lmao

>>714719915
>fibromyalgia
Fake illness

>>714719869
You called a woman a "they", they means "a group of people", you're fucking retarded is all you have to admit, you don't even have genders for things in English yet you seem to think people can have multiple genders you're truly deranged, no I'm not a bot I'm a rational human bean.

>journalist mode
Oh fuck off

>>714719971
Yes. The game is broken as fuck

>related to isometric pc game
>bottom of screen has mmo like slots on UI
>shitty cutscene animation
I have never been unsold on a game so fast

oh so this is like mirrors edge

>>714719865
Egyptian

>>714719963
I'm always wary of games with a ton of difficulty settings, especially when they have baby moddo

>>714718626

Edobean still begging for money on Twitter in 2025 is sensational

I'm shocked she didn't hook up with DSP considering how much they beg for money online

Runs should always be done on normal or hardest.

>>714720119
Can she at least do an onlyfans or something? She'd make a decent amount as a fat girl with that voice.

>>714719941
>voice actress for Slay the Princess

Fuck it, this is awful...I'll put in the research

Speedrunners! I can save YOU time! Instead of saying “gameplay loop” just say “gameplay”! This will save you seconds, minutes, hours and more over your career - thank me later!

>>714720119
I don't know why she doesn't just do onlyfans like nicholegoodnight

>>714719971
Apparently not ask anon
I remember exactly as you do though but he's living in la la land
>>714719531

Besides the game/pracrice room what else is going on at these events outside the runs themselves?

>Dumbass shmovement tech run
This is better than Indiana at least

this guys going fast as fuck

>>714719915
ah so the label doctors do when they can't find an actual reason for all your bitching
she's just fat and lazy gotcha

>>714719971
no everyone pretty much agreed it's pretty good. You're listening to retards on /v/ that didn't play it and youtubers farming views off said retards.

>>714720189
She's no princess IRL, I can tell you that. She just pretended to be one.

why do sometimes runners don't show pronoun? this is TRANS genocide

>>714720119
>>714720223
have you seen what she looks like?
She had a VERY short phase of looking like a low quality chubby slampig at least.
But not anymore. She now looks like a greasy granny.

>>714720254

People excessively drinking alcohol and childish drama

>>714718626
Wait she's a vtuber now?

>>714719971
It was mediocre to the point where I stopped playing at act 3 because I seen everything.

>>714720223
How do I find this? It's not under that name

>>714720392
And that’s a good thing

>>714720402
Yeah, I'm into that

paradeez?

>>714718927
depressing start

>>714720202
Thank you, charismatic salesman.

>>714720325
mikewave is goated. literally has the wr that is 15 mins faster than 2nd place

>>714720254
Fat people having sex with each other.

>>714720439
Yes it is, look on coomer party

>>714720410
just like every other fatty

this narrator might be the first mute

We're the bad guys?

>>714718626
>struggles financially but still is able to get a switch 2

>>714720612
i dont think were gonna get a single
>we have time to read donations

>this game is about making you realize you're the colonizer bad guy
So propaganda.

>>714720661
says who?

>its been so long since I've played this game casually
>2025 release date
also
>speedrunner clumsily and unnecessarily spoils the entire game he's playing because there's nothing else to talk about

I played this game till the third "zone" and just couldn't keep going. It's mid as fuck

>>714720662
Much like Chris Chan they mysteriously can procure funds for consooooming purposes

i get this game confused with veilguard

>>714720678
Its an analog for jews colonizing gaza so actually its good propaganda

How was Great Circle? Couldn't watch.

>>714720661
there is actually a good reason for why they have to colonize the island and one of the main endings is just straight up colonizing the island

>>714720721
its incredibly starfield coded

>>714720439
>>714720551
Was she the one with the extremely blown out pussy? I'm still having occasional nightmares from that.
If so: be warned.

>>714720678
propaganda for what? That's an interesting idea

>Journalist mode difficulty
>Auto-skip macros
Invalid run.

>>714720712
I can't imagine hamfisted propaganda like this has much to talk about in it.

>>714720758
not worth watching

Has watching a speedrun of a game at these events ever convinced you to try a game?

>>714720758
inoffensive but boring

>>714720758
What a coincidence! It was unwatchable.

instead of crying about easy mode why not appreciate the fast as fuck parkour movement

>>714720805
you are a literal retard who knows nothing about this game or the pillars universe

>deltarune is the finale
wow.

>>714720758
same, i fell asleep

>>714720712
>speedrunner clumsily and unnecessarily spoils the entire game he's playing
I'm going to be honest here, I agree with 99% of the negative things you can say about this couch, but if you care about spoilers in a speedrun thats a you issue

>>714720818
Pretty sure yes, but can't put my finger on which.

>>714720912
You are a literal tranny lapdog.

>>714720678
>So, Deus Ex

>>714720818
I can't think of one offhand. I considered trying Titanfall 2 because of a good gdq run

>Shit game
>Good run
Can it be?

This game genuinely seems great for speedrunning

>>714720818
yes
I think...

>>714720913
Better donate 2 million so they do All Chapters All Bosses!

>>714720864
/v/tards don't like the game because of culture war bullshit and are set on not enjoying this actually super fast and technically impressive run

>>714720818
back in like 2013 the agdq run of dark souls was the first time i ever actually what the game was like so i bought it and it got me into the series. more recently i bought trepang2 because i saw a marathon run of it that made it look fun. but i'd never play something like this because of a speedrun

>>714721019
rubie is a cute girl trapped inside an ugly girl's body

>>714721007
Speed runners have the same phenotype as Obsidian fans. Makes sense

>>714721019
theatre kid turned grifter

>>714720913
I had extreme deltarune fatigue like 3 years ago and it's still fucking going. It's getting up in the ranks of marvel and Disney as being annoying and I don't want to hear about it anymore

>>714720935
I get what you mean but like
>we're skipping this entire chapter btw, but here's what happens your best friend betrays you and he's a meanie
it's just unnecessary. obviously if it's a game I wanna play I'll close the stream but sometimes a game seems cool from watching it

>>714721049
avowed hate was literally always culture war bullshit
one of the dudes that makes super in depth critical TES videos made a video that was nice to it and he got so much blowback for it that he made a followup video where he repeats "avowed is bad and woke" for like an hour straight

>>714718927
I called it during ESA but I think having one event lead directly in to the other might create a little bit of exhaustion. I was pretty active during ESA but need a day or two to unwind and do some shit before I feel I can really get into GDQ zone.

>Lenna's Inception
>Voidwrought
>Timespinner
>CODE Bunny
>MainFrames
where do they find these games no one has ever heard of

>>714721094
She's a psychopath trapped in a psychopath's body.

>>714721004
had my doubts about this run because the game is trash, but this game look better when speedrun

>>714721137
I just like the music, I haven't bothered with chapter 3 or 4 yet.

>>714721004
>>714721007
what's good about it? only been half watching and just seems like mashing cutscenes and some basic movement

>>714720254
Usually conventions have stuff for things for non-competitors to do, like if you aren't playing at EVO there's still booths to visit or casual stations or whatever
not at GDQ though, if you aren't autistic or part of their weird tranny cliques then there's nothing besides that game room you said

>>714721170
BUY THE SGDQ 2025 BUNDLE, CHUD

>>714720783
It wasn't too bad

I don't remember whey everyone hated this game. It looks bland and a little safe with all the diversity. Is that it?

>>714721094
This is truly the worst take, she's a sociopath hellbent on becoming popular

>>714721019
This thing is not human, I refuse to believe it

Why does one of your companions in this game look like she came out of a WEG

>>714721170
all "coincidentally" released by GDQ sponsors

>>714721247
its like starfield. really fuckin boring

>>714721207
Do they have Street Fighter?
Did ESA have Street Fighter?

>>714721236
>built for speedrunners

>>714721272
The west has a (((mind virus))) which hates beauty.

>>714721236
>>714721273
oh wow they aren't even pretending anymore

>>714721170
Only game I know is Lenna's Inception mainly because I was looking for zeldalikes

>>714721197
Oh I do love the music. I'll give it that

>>714720919
Me too, took a nap so I can be up most of the night.

>>714721247
It's a mediocre bland game but people pretend it's much more because Obsidian developed it

>>714721236
What the fuck is roller coaster tycoon doing in this pile of trash

>>714721019

I just wanna throatfuck rubie so bad...

>>714721321
The "runner" for Lumina Rush is literally the dev for the game.

>>714721247
he's moving fast

>>714721248
>>714721094
God forbid a woman puts on a smile for the camera

>>714721278
not at ALL dude

starfield is one of the worst games i've ever played. avowed has decent exploration. occasionally I give half of a shit about the story and the combat is passable. starfield fails outright on all three.

honestly just parkour-ing around towns looking for shit to loot gave my my money's worth for avowed, i'm easily pleased like that.

>>714721236
I'm not buying roller coaster tycoon again you greedy pigs, I already did when I got the CD from a cereal box as a kid

i hear tranny

>>714721004
>run from checkpoint to checkpoint
>good run
huh?

>>714721278
It has decent gameplay and pretty cool world building, I'm a fan of the pillars universe. Starfield has none of those so it's better just on those merits. Also the game runs way better than saarfield

>>714721364
Just put your dick in a bear trap for the same experience

>>714721364
don't do it, you'll catch some disease

>>714721359
it is much more if you actually know pillars lore but if you're coming in blind then the story and world does come off as a very mid

>>714721247
It's an action game that was marketed as an RPG.

>>714721236
That's fucking brutal

>>714721421
yeah i kinda like in games but this game has no
>flying
or
>teleport abilities like dishonored
therefore its designed to waste your fuckin time

NO THANK YOU nigga

>>714721364
Every single one of her holes is a portal to Hell.

>>714720913
looking forward to it

WE GOT THE GOOD ENDING

Why is everyone in this game brown?

>>714721464
>Also the game runs way better than saarfield
>Also horseshit tastes better than donkeyshit

>>714721597
It's set in a fictional brown country.

this announcer doesnt shut the fuck up

We did it!

ESA is better so far

>>714721597
he's in the brown people area of the game right now

>recently started work from home job
first time ive ever been able to sit here and watch the whole thing. dont know if this is a blessing or curse

>>714721707
every one of these streamers lives in a child's playroom lmao

>>714721650
All I was saying is it's not boring

I just roke up

>what im doing is actually really hard
you literally rocket jump nigga you aint foolin anyone

>>714721725
Not true. Look at how many more viewers GDQ has by comparison.

>>714721493
If it has number or skill points it’s a RPG

>>714721843
it's not like a rocket jump that always gives you a consistent height - if you don't jump on the spell correctly then you don't gain the height you need

>anonymous 4k
already huh

>>714721839
You already know

>>714721707
finna goon to her run

why hasnt death stranding ever been in one of these events

I don’t think this game is good but I like this guy.

>>714721843
>this trick is FRAME PERFECT
>literally a good 15-20 frame window to input something
your average joe playing street fighter 4 online did 1 frame links these guys are such fucking faggots

>>714722009
The back to back Microsoft games and the Avowed apologist are not connected to this

>>714721817
You figured out how 30+ year old people appease to 18 year olds to stay relevant

>>714722107
the secret meta of putting up a good GDQ run is to just lie about how hard the tricks are and how much time your saving.

>>714722094
His autistic speech impediment is a little grating but he's okay

>>714722164
>millenials are now the dedicated children's entertainers for upcoming generations

how much gamer cred so i get if i beat desert bus?

>>714722262
>upcoming generations are permanent children

This fucker talks wayyyy too much, I muted and feel serene

>>714721986
yeah like a rocket jump
you cant fool me dude

>>714722405
Still gotta look at his bald head.

>>714722196
This is also what youtubers do
https://youtu.be/348xCaGgfLw
This is a very on-point parody of this exact behavior

>Dude don’t take about the game
Kill yourself retard

>>714722470
Wrong, I closed my eyes now the stream is perfect

>>714722405
which is what my neurodivergent ahh likes, tinnitus REALLY makes you hate silence.

>>714722196
FRAME PERFECT TRICK
EVERYONE CLAP

>>714722470
that's just mean
making fun of male baldness is what callous women do

>>714722458
no I can't but you're doing just fine fooling yourself

i hope kungfufatfuck is going to be barefoot during beat saber

>>714722585
I've actually had bad experiences with baldies, it isn't purely based on their looks.

>>714722620
>crouch jump too early you just eat damage
>crouch jump too late you lose momentum from the jump itself and dont go as high
not foolin me nigga

soon

>>714717737 (OP)
Whatd they do for the opening

>>714722551
sorry to hear that bud enjoy this fucker's rambling I'm taking a quick break

this is a nice lil run

>>714721162
+ the fact that it's always GDQ then ESA and not the other way around is REALLY throwing me off
I think that was my main problem with having GDQ set the framing to really appreciate ESA

>>714722551
> neurodivergent
> ahh

>>714722827
>23

>WE
>WE
>WE

>>714722827
Fuck I was looking forward to that run

>>714722551
>my neurodivergent ahh likes
what the fuck does this mean

The idea of speedrunning is so pathetic, rarely do I find any of these runs actually impressive. I think I’m just here for cringe moments and failing. Much like figure skating. I’m pathetic, but in a different way.

>>714722551
> neurodivergent
tinnitus has nothing to do with those buzzwords

Rate Avowed!

>just convinces final boss to kys
lel

I have "talk the final boss to death" fatigue.

>>714723054
A, honestly not bad

>>714723021
its all a bunch of circle jerky bullshit
calling people runners
clappin on PBs that are a second faster
playin niche garbage jsut so they can be number 1 at something
its all ridiculous

>>714723054
C

>>714723054
A

>>714723054
Z for zzzzz

>>714723054
C

>>714723054
B

>>714723054
C.
Technically impressive, but boring to watch.

>>714723054
C

>>714723054
C+

>>714723054
A+

>>714723054
B

couch literally said nothing for this entire run. the runner carried it the entire run

>>714723054
D id not watch

>>714723054
A

>>714722551
Holy shit I forgot how some of you are actually underage and not just shitposting
And 100% you aren't diagnosed with anything except autism you fucking zoom zoom

>>714723054
A
pretty nonstop going fast, very little downtime, runner talking about the game

>>714723054
B. Explained well

>>714723087
Something something the most degenerate thing mankind has ever done.

>>714723054
the game? shit
the run? boring shit

>>714723054
A, great run.

>>714723054
C

>as a lifelong videogames fan
[X] DOUBT

>>714723054
A it was fast and fun to watch

>>714723054
B

speedrun

>>714723054
A bretty good

>>714723054
C

>>714723161
goose was right

>>714723054
C
It was fine

>>714722927
>neurodivergent
I have ADHD
>ahh
ass
>likes
craves

>neurodivergent ahh likes
I need constant stimulation because I need escape from my inner monologue

>>714723203
I love the games, man.

>>714723149
As an oldfag, the young generation will really sneak up on you if you don’t pay attention. People that can post here can be born as late as 2007.

>>714723054
C fine

>>714723054
A
I missed the ending

>full fucking sleeves on both arms
Seems like a genuinely good-natured and wholesome guy.

>>714723054
B- Tier.

Didn't get to catch it all. Seemed pretty interesting and runner actually made it worthwhile to pay attention to the run.

>>714723203
>I played uh tetris, and mario, and zelda

>>714722069
1. Not a good speedrun game
2. Boring even when speedran
We never see mgs games either now that I think of it

>Parkenharbor
I know she has simps here, so I'm asking: does she actually, you know, speedrun? Or did she just attach herself to LilAggy and begin attending speedrun events to boost her streaming career? She's always on the couch, but I've never seen her run a single thing.

>>714723203
>game(s) I grew up with getting beaten in record time
brother no game played here today has been old other than banjo

How long has the even been going for? Have I missed much?

>>714723256
stomping..... KOOPAS

>>714723246
>ahh
>ass
so just say ass
what the fuck is wrong with zoomers

>>714723261
>being born an eternal newfag
Couldn't be me.

>STILL having lip smacks being picked up by the mic
grim

>>714723054
A

>>714723054
B

>>714723054
A

>>714723149
as if any of those kinds of attention whores are actually diagnosed with autism
> do you drink water at night? This is a clear sign you might have autism! #neurodivergentlife

>>714723021
I don't feel that way desu. Speedrunning is very impressive, but you have to pay attention to what is happening. Otherwise all of the various skips, tech and fast movement kind of blends together. I wager most people ITT aren't actively watching the runs most the time and while there's nothing wrong with that, you can't really *get* speedruns unless you put yourself in the shoes of the runner and try to imagine mimicking their inputs. That's just my perspective though.

>>714723296
I dislike tattoos on both sexes, but I give men who fully commit a pass

>>714723246
Just say "my retarded ass likes" then.
Why the fuck would you self censor here of all places, you retarded ass.

>>714723330
There's been a few MGS runs over the years, usually during quieter hours though

>>714723426
That's cause you're gay.

>>714723054
B-

>>714723054
D

>>714723462
Oh fuck, I'm gay...

>>714722551
>neurodivergent aah
I don't speak zoombonics, speak English retard

>>714723261
and that's just the "official" age you have to be, there are definitely people way younger than that
no wonder why this board is always filled with retarded contrarians just for the sake of it, it shouldn't be a surprise but it feels like it

>>714722050
Normally I don't do this but I think this is an example of low IQ

>"Why do they do X to an extreme?"
>"Why are you complaining about the baseline concept of X?"

>>714723296
>Hate tattoos for the most part and see them as degenerate
>Except sleeves for some reason, think those are cool as fuck
I don't know why I'm like this because sleeves rarely even look that good

>MSF rep on screen talking about Gaza
>get banned for posting "free gaza" in chat

so where exactly IS this money going?

>>714723534
yeah pretty much

>>714723554
africans sailors in the mediterranean

>>714723554
No politics in chat!! :3

>>714723554
Don't ask that. Stop thinking about it.

>>714723054
B

bout to test my refractory period to this beat sabre run

>>714723296
Have you not seen cops lately? Like even police are covered in tattoos. Shit doesn't hold the taboo it did like 30+ years ago

Melo is confirmed homo right? There's no way he's straight and wearing that outfit right now. Was there a skit I missed?

>>714723296
One or two tattoos is a pass.
A handful of tattoos makes me hate your soul.
Covering entire swathes of your body in ink is a pass.

Don't know why but that's just how it works, I don't make the rules.

>>714723534
It's just a manipulative cunt building a strawman to vent their frustration on. Calling them low IQ implies that they don't know exactly what they're doing.

>>714723554
Israel.

>>714723054
C
Anyone voting lower are just doing it because they don't like the game even though this is a good run desu

Warming up!

>>714723649
He's bi online but straight irl, basically a sexpest

>>714723361
>>714723432
look at these boomer ahh uncs acting like some old ahh bihs. straight up cheugy

>what you can do more than donate?
>make your company donate
>name the charity in your will
this fucker is about to ask for my soul and organs

>>714723646
And cops are degenerate thugs who you can't trust anymore. Welcome to the present, my coma friend.

>>714723708
FASTER

>>714723554
you're asking way too many questions
You sound like an antisemite

Not every song is a ‘banger’. Not every concept is ‘wild’. Chill your boots, lads.

>>714723336
I'm pretty sure she runs sekiro but she's nowhere near the top of the board so other than that the rest of what you said is true

Where there any good runs in ESA? I don't think I watched a single one. Is GDQ bad right now?

>>714723798
This post is crazy

>>714723761
shit bait but kys anyway.

>>714723649
As much as women are "bi"
(he's not but will see nothing wrong with queerbating for diversity points)

Maybe he really does love the games..

>>714723708
Does she steal all the prizes?

Seriously this is all it takes to get banned on 4chan these days? You fucking pussy faggot jannies have lost your way.

grinding some tales of symphonia while chilling with the /v/ros, there's nothing better

>>714723798
this post changed my life

It speaks volumes how everything brutal_mutt is wearing looks straight out the store without any sign of wear.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_kGJBv6Wr4

boutta beat my saber if y'all know what I'm sayin

>>714723865
You deserve it for your opinion on that hag alone.

>>714723886
Asian women owe me sex.

>>714723798
Absolutely nuts. Insane, even.

>>714723865
I'd like to thank our jannies for doing their job for once. Keep it up and we'll double your pay for rest of the year.

why is the thread so slow?

>>714723865
You forgot the jannies are on overdrive in these threads. It's the only time a thread is actively moderated on this board real time it seems. They deserve a raise

>>714723998
godless night

>>714723998
heavy moderation

>>714723998
First day has been shit so far

>>714723828
>nothing fucking happened again

>40 minutes of beatsaber
Fuck off with these "not a speedrun" on day fucking 1.

>>714723708
So that's where all those un-Sent prizes went, huh...

>>714723998
it'll speed up once the beats start getting saber'd

>>714723798
fucking profound my man

>>714723998
Recursive cycle of not wanting to post for certain reasons

>>714723998
It's just been shilling with the occasional shit run thrown in

I miss ESA.

>get to cafe and start working
>turn on gdq and get headphones out
>headphones are just “on”
>dead battery

Let me guess. Best run this event so far?

>>714723998
First day sir. It's still like 3 times as active as any thread for ESA last week lol

>>714723054
C for "I don't give a fuck but the movement was cool"

>>714723998
First day, event sucks, jannies.

>>714723998
some posts feel really unnatural so I'm don't feel like posting

>>714723998
its the first day, half the time I don't realize its gdq time until a few days in. the usual crowd probably hasn't shown up yet

>>714718779
kek

>>714723798
You cooked with this, sheesh!

>>714724110
>wireless headphones

>>714723798
Mind blown.

why are there so many empty seats?

>no announcer talking, just some music
odd... what are they scheming?

>>714723798
this post is diabolical

>>714724103
Me too, bro.
Me too...

Oh............

>>714724245
theyre about to throw a tranny jumpscare at us

No one currently listening to you is your friend, tranny.

Did he just say to donate my money if I die? Why wouldn’t have give that to my family instead?

>>714723998
Boring as fuck. Watched a few minus of th efirst run, hated it and haven't had any interest in the other runs.
GDQ is just a husk to me.

For in person venue ESA, BSG, UKSG, ASM, those are all still fun and the difference in atmosphere is huge.

Oh god, here come Yetee donos >_>

so how many percent are viewbots at this point?

>>714723798
you just put them on BLAST

>having christ in your name is forbidden
>can have satan

>>714724373
Good morning saar.

this is you're announcer for the night, say something nice about her!

$10,000 from The Yetee! HOYYYYP

SHOUTOUTS TO THE YETI

yeti 10k donation hoyp

>>714724243
It's a huge venue with like 500 seats and 2500 registrations. People don't watch every single run anon.

This is the meme question that will get asked every 20 minutes for the entire week just like last year

>>714724219
I bought some cheap Iem recently I don’t think I want to go back to wireless

did i just advertised to?
fuck

>>714724434
>her
I called it, at least. >>714724341

>>714724434
No, I don't think I will.

Beat Saber isn't supposed to start until almost 8:30? Did they somehow save half an hour already?

How can GDQ become more soulless every year

>>714724434
He’s literally she…

>>714724467
That's a good thing. Only time I use wireless is when I am running or exercising
Other than that you give up sound quality for no real purpose

>>714724434
shalom

>>714724520
It's time to stall, baby

>>714723054
am I too late? it's a C for me

>>714724464
People don't watch even 10% of the runs. Boggles my mind. Why even attend?

Is it just me or is there even more donation begging this GDQ?

is there anyway to hit the "get captcha" and post key without taking my hands off the keyboard??? am I missing some kind of shortcut?

>>714724243
GDQ is a con now, people go there to do other things than just watch speedruns

>>714724103
I wish GDQ would be earlier, then ESA. It would make ESA even more enjoyable. But atleast we get ASM next week.

The Cave Story dono thing is cute

>>714724531
I don't think they can get any lower now that they moved Scent to the stud ranch

>>714724647
>am I missing some kind of shortcut?
Alt+F4

>>714724629
DEI hires, people who sold out their soul etc, this shit is 100% Blackrock.

>>714724671
You're cute

>>714724520
they ended an incentive showcase early (lol) avowed run finished 10 mins early

>>714718779
I mean, it's a cute refrigerator

>>714724647
buy a 4chan pass poorfag

Just imagine the type of shenanigans that the folx at the venue get up to at night

>>714724647
are you retarded or something
are you a literal teenager

>>714724620
To socialize and play games in smaller groups. Go to the arcade room, board game room, practice room, etc. Most people I would wager just go to hang out with friends and see a few runs during the week.

>>714724647
As is usually the case in stuff on the web, Tab will highlight the next button.

Its cool that prize goblin got an official sticker but I would not pay money for this

>>714724726
Anon I- don't know what to say

MIGRATE

>>714724836
>>714724836
>>714724836

ENTER

Not a speedrun btw

>>714724629
The begging usually doesn't start until later in the week but they seem to have started it early, so yes
But imagine unironically watching the runs and not just shitposting about troons

>>714724857
kek what why

>>714719558
>JonMone
Imagine the shitstorm if that name somehow got through during the FFIX run last Friday.

ech. why.

>>714724818
>>714724818
based, thank you anon

whats her name again......

>>714724918
kek, I actually made a joke to that effect in the thread.

>>714724629
It's a mystery.

she's LOUD

>>714723054
B
This next run looks fun.

>>714724916
over 500 posts

>>714724762
hot transbian sex in hotel rooms

That Liv shit is literally 2018 and is older than Beat Saber itself.

These commentators are fucking annoying as shit.

HOYPE!!

EVERYONE QUIET MY WIFE IS ON