Thread 714724836

Amazing Prizes! Edition

Now: Beat Saber Showcase
Next: Sekiro
Later: Quake 64 (Remaster)

Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

Previous: >>714717737

P L U M P

OH GOD IT'S THIS CRINGE SHIT AGAIN

kffc hype!

FUCK miggers

repeat of this cringe shit again? Didn't we already have this EXACT run with this EXACT runner

SHE'S UP

Is she wearing a cape

BONER ALERT

bro, this shit on the first day of the event? gdq is so shameless

I’m up next guys, wish me luck!

gyatt

I can absolutely fap to this.

Show me your moves!

40 minutes?

what is this fucking sith cosplay
show us your ass

>>714724935
real gooner hours

just migged

Not a speedrun. If you rate this higher than an F you're a retard. Would give Kungfu lots of kisses regardless

even at her greasiest this chick always showed tummy, respect

>>714724938
was it really bad last year? I missed it. Is she even good at the game?

her six pack is in the wrong place...

anchor for KFC webms

so are they running rabi-ribi again?

Wtf weird thing is she wearing to hide her ass?

I GONNA COOM

Is that belt gonna hold it all in? Looks strained

>day one
>already had a 100k milestone incentive
>added a 40k incentive less than 2 hours from when it's due
>host is talking about hitting $3 million
it's gonna be a rough week, whoever is in change of "hyping" up donos is feeling bolder than usual

Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

>She's covering her ass

FUCK THIS SHIT

>cape so we can't see her ass
I WANT MY MONEY BACK

is prize goblin still here?

S(he?) sounds like one of the donation readers

DY40k

>>714725002
404 - Ass Not Found

>>714725050
Beat Saber (Hijab%)

>>714725009
fancy seeing you here, anon

damn shes gotten so fat bros

GOONERS AND COOMERS BTFO

>>714725092
Seriously, what ass?

>>714725090
Ew

miggin'

>>714725090
>literal fat ass
this is why she wears the cape

anyone else beating they sabers right now?

>>714725090
honestly, now i dont feel so bad shes hiding it. Not missin much

MOTION SICKNESS WARNING LMAO

>>714725050
it's probably for the greenscreen webcam thing since that shit would look strange if you could see between her legs

>tendies music only
>absolutely shapeless rectangle who can't wear a proper top
you faggots are hype for this?

>music game showcase
>music is quiet as fuck and they talk over it

>Basically wearing a Burka

Sad if any of you thought this was going to be entertaining.

>>714725149
I expected nothing and still got less. Poor zincposter from the other thread

>you can see her white panties through her skirt
bueno
makes up for this shit not being a speedrun

>tee hee boys
shut the fuck up

how is this a speedrun

is this game any fun this shit looks so silly

>>714725189
a rectangle is a shape

>40 minutes
PIT STAINS PLEASE

>>714725171
Yeah beat saber can be difficult but it makes a really shitty showcase

>>714725231
this, fucking hell women are something else

>>714725008
she is no way near worthy of the goon

Why is her mic set so high

wow I feel scammed

wow listen to all these epic community remixes, i can almost get to hear a few notes when the commentator stops to inhale

This should have been scheduled for 3 a.m.

Wow this commentary is even more vapid than usual for a rhythm game "run"

>>714725149
she saved billions of spermatozoids with one simple outfit

>>714725242
yeah it can be fun. its about puttin your own music into it

>>714725090
Literal Hank Hill ass

>>714724943
Indiana Jones wasn't that bad. He fucked up a few times but there were some cool skips.

>>714725242
it's fun to play but it's not fun to watch. this is going to be boring as fuck

>>714725218
Hope he enjoys jacking off to refrigerators for a while.

Please to not be doing the talking over the music.

Liv stuff is old than BS itself and is 2018 at best.

>40 minutes of some 4/10 roastie playing a modern day wii game
Yeah nah, gonna go work out see u fags later

i honestly dont mind music games at gdq, but is this girl even a top player?

>Fat pumpkin
It's not Halloween, yet

her run is up next. say something nice

Every fucking time kffc talks she peaks the mic, adjust your fucking levels holy shit

>>714725242
It's one of the good VR things that isn't a complete gimmick or porn
It looks stupid but all VR does when you aren't in it

is she really wearing a cape just to hide her ass

>>714725234
just as much of a speedrun as that washing machine rhythm game that this thread always rates SSS

In this bring streamed in Saudi Arabia or something what is she wearing?

kungfufridgebody

KFFC, the queen of false advertising

how is this a speedrun

>>714725364
No she's literally part of the staff kek

slampig

>>714725404
I don't see why. There's not much to hide

>40 min Hank Hill simulator
Better than trannies I guess.

I miss ESA

LBTAGDQ

>>714725423
speedrun of how fast you end up closing the browser for the next hour

built like a linebacker

>>714725393
>When she sees Lil Aggy's lil aggy

Not even 5 minutes in and i'm already super bored.

Not a speedrun
Fuck this

>>714725478
This is STILL better than anything ESA had done in years

We could've had another based Jap with a washing machine instead of this shit

So the moment Kungfu detects more than three seconds of dead air she just immediately begs the dono reader to start yapping. That shit pisses me off. Reminds me of the Clone Hero showcase where nobody would just be quiet and allow the gameplay to speak for itself. Honestly all the talking at this event could be reduced by 50% and nothing would be lost.

>40 minutes
the fuck

>>714725505
Some people have braces.
Some people have headgear.
KungFu could play linebacker for the Raiders.

>already out of breath 6 minutes in
she's close to sweating in 10 more minutes

>6 mins in and already out of shit to say
hmm.. let's check that estimate

>>714725559
piss off, Matt

I find Kungfu's body to be completely fascinating. I don't know if I've ever seen such a 1:1 analog to a man's 'skinnyfat' physique. Females usually at least have the advantage of their excess fat going somewhere aesthetically pleasing. KFFC has a skinny girl's 'curves' on a fat bitch's body.

Calm down incels it’s for charity

>>714725393
no

what game is next fellow womenbros? candycrush?

>>714725478
You're gonna get nothing but contrarian responses which is terribly sad

Looking forward to having a giggle with you frens at the expense of these creatures, this is a great week to shit on most runs

she reminds me of an autistic girl who is a little too into kendo from an an anime or something

should have made a skirtless incentive tbqh
at least you can see her panties

Well I guess if her pants fall down or something there'll be a webm of it later. See you guys in about an hour.

>>714725628
no, it's bejeweled

Where the speedruns at?

>>714725643
Same. If it wasn't for us retards this event would be unwatchable

lack of screencaps makes you guys dont give a shit

>>714725559
I watched ESA for the first time now and ESA Summer was miles better. This isn't an "euros vs americans" thing, ESA is much more sincere about what it is, people playing games and having fun

>If you get off with your arm motion
Yes, that is how most people do it.

>>714725717
what the fuck is there to screencap, anything good is in the front

>ooh Castlevania we have Castlevania runs coming up btw
Is this a run just to shill other runs?

>>714725612
Most women are skinnyfat...

>>714725689
It's spicy

>>714725690
>pantyline visible through two layers
how thick are those things?

Why is she already tired?

>>714725242
Its the most fun you can have in VR aside from stabbing people to death in blade and sorcery while you strangle them with your other hand, and fondling weapons in games that have good weapon models. The game is fun as hell and takes way longer to get old than other vr shit

>>714725823
Granny/Panty

She needs to drop the Beat Saber and start doing glute exercises

>>714725847
Because she won't shut the fuck up GOD STOP TALKING

>>714725857
Resi 4 VR is fun.

>these are all based on games inspired by the schedule
CALLED IT>>714725773

Man, I love fat women and I'm a 30+ year old virgin but I don't even think I'd be able to get it up for KFFC.

She definitely dead fishes with that little stamina

Reminder for the whiners that GDQ is not about speedrunning.

>>714725717
she has no ass. thats a flat ass of a overweight person.

Could they not find an actual good Beat Saber player for this event?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_8rx2MRzg

>>714724938
The moment you realize the event is just one big circrlejerk it makes a lot more sense.

are we really just watching a fatty exercise?

not even SS rank. wtf is this shit

I miss that run where that chubby dude was strangling a wii fit ring for like a half hour straight, everything else these past few years has been gay

>>714725917
More for me then.

>>714725916
>>714725773
staff member runs are always like this. except for keizaron who is too self-absorbed to remember to shill other runs

>>714725965
Wagglan isn't exercise.

>>714725934
I hate someone who speaks on behalf of a community

So does this game actually take skill or do you just flail like a madman and pass every stage?

>>714725965
It's for the women in the audience who want to know how to get kungfu's figure.

>>714725917
>No tits
>No ass
>Potato face
>Fridge body
What DOES she have going for her?

>>714725960
I could beat like that, if I felt like it

>>714726029
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>714725776
Yes but they look like Skinnyfat women. Kungfu's body looks like a skinnyfat man

>>714726075
her voice is sexy
bet she'd be up for anything

>>714725917
She's fat but with lame fat distribution.
My ex was like her. Skinny little athletic chick that stopped playing sports so much out of college and got fat, and the fat just didn't go to the right places.

>>714725934
Not making me want to donate to charity, not entertaining, not a speedrun

>>714725612
amorphous blob getting gooned

>>714725965
I dont even have the stream open lol

>Niggas think two inches of stomach showing is akin to wearing a proper tube top for maximum tummy
Safe horny fashion has done a number on the Internet

someone wake me up when this shit is over

Lotta incel chuds itt

>>714726162
This greasy wine aunt was never a "skinny little athletic chick."

pit stains when

This host's voice/cadence has a simpering quality that makes me think he says "aaaaawwwww" at things at an unnecessarily frequent rate.
>look over
>she/her

imagine the smell after those 40 mins

>>714725960
watching this on one screen and then turning my head to the sorry display on the other really put things into perspective

I guess I'll spend the next 30 minutes making a nice dinner

What's a good percentage?

>>714726214
Me coming down the stairs to get mommy's tendies

>>714725009
>>714725129
holy glegle on /v/

How accurate do you need to be in this game? Looks like you can flail your arm around

>>714726292
I can tell without even looking at the pronouns at this point. Get on my level.

how was the bk run?? worth a watch?

>>714726292
i thought it was just an enthusiastic gay guy then i saw
>she/her
the absolute state

>>714726241
She was legitimately petite though, back in the day.

>>714726292
The commentator is her boyfriend

>>714725934
>"It's Great™ how things aren't how they were when it went from nothing to popularity."
I hate these people.

>>714726359
She could have been a 10 if she had just applied herself a little bit more. Sad!

>>714726367
No, trannies actually have a different 'affect' than faggots. I can't quite articulate it, but fags aren't actually trying to sound like a woman.

>>714726360
It was ok if you like Banjo. The showcase was pure shit.

>>714726359
so much potential, I mean shes already queen to these uggos but if she lost weight we should be so much better

for how many years has she kept this hair color going?

>>714725934
For me it's
>fun times at /v/ 1st
>speedruns 2nd
>waiting for speedrun fails 3rd

This showcase is just to satisfy Kungfu's attention whore ego, isn't it?

Isabelle does NOT sound like that

>>714726436
i know, but i didn't even realize it was trying to sound like a woman kek he's doing a really bad job

>>714726359
more like kung fupa cup

>>714726382
She was skinnyfat.

>>714726418
then she would not be in these events anymore

>>714726490
its simp bait yes

>>714725978
>wii fit
Ring fit
One of my top 5 runs because it was fucking hilarious

Do you know how fun it is to swap watching between 1st and 3rd person? It's crazy!

>>714725978
He really brought that "I could drop dead at any moment" energy

>>714726075
>potato face
retard, she's beautiful

>>714726241
Someone post the webm of her doing the cold water challenge and ahe jumps into a pool

>>714724836 (OP)
>games done queer
nobody cares

jesus this is rough

>>714726514
this is good too

the music sucks

>>714726505
I can tell with almost 100% accuracy, but I can't put it into words.

>>714726571
i puked a little in my mouth

bring the chunithm bug men back

>>714726319
> glegle
Oh no is that some trans shit?
I thought that was an original character from a fellow /beg/ anon

>>714726397
I didn't say commentator though did I?

>>714726603
What music? They keep tapping at ten times the volume of the game.

>>714726571
The wrinkles are only going to get worse

Does kffc seem mentally regressed? Too infantile?

The tranny is monotone as fuck, once you notice you won't ever unhear it

>>714725478
Same bro, but I do know I signed up for a clown show

you ever get tired about complaining about every single thing?

i'm not normally a kffc enjoyer but this run is turning me around on her. just how silly she looks and how nervous she is about performing is very endearing. would wife

these nepotism runs are always so fucking bad and embarrassing

she's not even that hot

Speedruns?

>>714725264
poseur

>>714726603
>doom eternal nightcore
what decade is this?

>>714726698
no

>>714726683
Shhh, don't worry about it, goy.

look at her goooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>714726683
She's morphing into a Quirk Chungus type and doesn't realize she's already her mother

I can't even hear the fucking music over the talking

>>714726715
>he expected speedruns in games done quick
heh

>>714726768
pretend i posted that image of james franco getting hanged

alright wrap it up, you know it's over when all they have to say is
>it's a bop
>hey like pokemon

>dude muh pokeyman lol
I'm genuinely sick of pokeshit at GDQ. Not just the runs, as a concept.

I miss organic GDQ memes. This greg shit can fuck off

>>714726768
thats fair

>tfw no autistic girl gamer wife
why even live

every year this goes on I get banned all week for a little joke in one of these threads because there's like ten jannies patrolling 24/7. This time I will just say nothing except "nice run!"

LET ME HEAR THE SONGS YOU STUPID FAGGOTS

>>714726768
the worst part is this cringe faggot commentary doesn't even add anything

>>714726826
fuck off shitfrog

>>714726852
Ok GDQ staff.

that fat gut I just want to grab it

If shes going to hide her ass then I'd rather watch dance dad wave his fat sausage fingers around to music, same difference

>>714726826
GDQ memes they actually mention on stream have never been organic. only exception might be "greetings from germany"

is this a speedrun? what the fuck?

>>714726852
You could always go to the /trash/ thread or start your own there, it happens every year when the bans reach critical mass

i really hate simp orbiting nice nerdy faggots like the guys commentating

>>714726768
This is an Ego trip 1st, Friend simulator 2nd, and a Music game 3rd. And that's Great.

>>714726954
showcase

They're at the point they have nothing of substance to say but keep talking anyways just because it would seem weird not to. I hate normalfags so much

fat people shouldnt wear such tight clothes

>>714726852
Been on my phone since Thursday

I hate the hosts that really need to make them the most imporant part of a run, this isn't about you

At least she has gotten better at the game since the last time she did this.

gdq is shitting itself and so is this thread full of retards

she should have worn a skirt that shows her pantylines.

>>714727038
not yet

this game doesnt even look real, it looks like a game someone in star trek would play.

>>714726954
They always do the rhythm showcases but the issue with this one is it's a nepotism showcase and not a god player playing the game.

>>714727001
going bald when you have a manbun must be tough. fuck off hipster

>>714726954
at this point people saying this just seem like newfags, they've been doing at least one of these non speedrun "showcase" runs every marathon for the past decade

>>714727001
The one normalfag friend I miss from my time as a failed is the one who I could just sit in silence with for hours at a time. Maybe we'd smoke a cigarette.

Every level looks the fucking same

the gimmick wore off after 5 seconds and she doesn't even have an ass

>>714727056
She should have been completely naked save for pasties on her frumpy mediocre breasts

>LETS TALK REALLY LOUD OVER THE MUSIC
Yay good ol gdq like always

>>714727114
>>714727083
I just wanted to pretend to be a new viewer and stir some shit because I'm mad okay...

>>714725050
What ass?

>>714726768
This is the purest representation of GDQ. What's actually being run is secondary to the event itself. The commentators aren't filling empty space, they are the space, and game is just background noise. They know most twitch zoomers have 100 tabs open or are doing something else while this is on, it's like how Netflix designs show that you're just meant to leave running on autoplay but never actually watch.

>>714727154
ESA gods I concede

>>714727154
>missmika
ela has traded up since maral

>>714726852
chartfaggot's site is my lifeline, like when I got banned for """""appreciating""""" Goosebert the other day

I'm surprised we haven't had a GDQ nepo "run" Wii bowling for an hour or something

>>714726721
Why was this deleted?

>>714727185
funny thing is i cant even enjoy this as background noise. im costantly annoyed at it

>>714725965
I think it's weird that she's that thick if she does this as her job all day. She must burn like 2500 calories a day.

>>714725934
i think its silly for anyone to get mad at this. Theres been plenty of great non speedrunning segments in the past. My only concern is if they start replacing too many things with this filler.

>>714725050
there is no ass
back ends and legs start

>>714727185
check the donation total, yuropoor

>>714727241
Spooky scaring skeletons.

I counted 17 seconds of silence. That's the most we're ever going to get.

10 minutes remain and a year's worth of your sins will be cleansed

>>714726314
For the kind of map she's doing? 90% is like the cutoff for "decent", 95% is "good", 97%+ is God level.
>>714726340
Accuracy is determined by two things:
>how closely you cut to the center of the block
>full swinging (100 degrees before hitting the block and 60 after, total swing of 160 degrees)
You could do the bare minimum 2 degree swing and barely hit the note but your score will be horrible. It's entirely possible to full combo and get an accuracy score of 50% or lower, but that should only be done for the hardest maps that are 20 notes per second or something crazy. Accuracy is much more important for this game than comboing.

>>714727354
best part of the run

>>714727264
in certain threads where jannies have to babysit, they'll instantly delete things the second they're posted if they look too risky. Jammy might have thought it was a cyberbullying thing and just one click deleted.

>>714726359
everyone wants a gamer girl gf until they see an actual gamer girl

>>714725934
SoapboxVegeta

>>714725080
Ya but behind the scenes now... it's so over.

>>714727314
not really. the very first tetris tgm showcase was good but that that's it. all of the rhythm ones have been boring bullshit, including the meme washing machine thing that /v/ glazes

Never played this game but should she be swinging so "completely" with every note? Maybe you have to, but since it's a speedrun and I have seen other rhythm speedruns, it seems like they usually minimize their movements to maximize their speed. She's flailing a lot.

>reddit tale bullshit
and that is in the F tier for me

You guys rate runs to exaggerated if it’s okay it should be a B -_-

>>714727362
even just a few years ago we had it good compared to this...

>>714727323
GDQ is a corporate jerk off session hidden under the guise of a grass roots showcase.

>>714727448
MrGropeAndPout took over

are the red and blue squares supposed to be the notes? it just looks random

What the fuck is even going on right now? I've been busy for the last 3 hours and it looks like all I've missed is a solidly mediocre Avowed run. I don't even know what Avowed is, and all I see now is a fat girl waving her arm as she looks into a box of dicks or something.

>>714726292
Thanks for pointing this out now I'm listening out for awwwwws for entertainment.

I don't get it, if this game is so physical how comes she's so fat?

>color commentary finally shuts up
>WEEEEEEEW! from the crowd

>>714727238
lmao

gotta go to sleep soon, someone rate an F for me later

>>714727476
it's not a speedrun, it's a showcase

>>714727505
The dictionary definition of an ok grade is a C

why is the music so low? shoutout to the tech crew!

>>714727476
it's a song my guy, there's a set time for each one, she can't go faster or slower

They stopped talking for almost a full minute...

>>714727535
AGAIN, WAGGLAN IS NOT EXERCISE YOU STUPID FATTIES

>>714727323
I just described how they maximize profit using the same attention model everyone else does, so in a way you're agreeing with me.
>inb4 donators actually intently watch all of the runs fullscreen bro trust me
Do you have any idea how the average zoomer uses twitch and youtube nowadays?

>>714727572
I got you

I like Kung Fu's shirt.

>>714727603
she needs to hear all the empty appraisal from the commentators so she can figure out which one gets to buy her dinner later

>>714727505
not a speedrun so it's an F

>>714727524
it's a community-made track so they just make it harder by adding more notes randomly

>>714727524
Once you get into custom charting it all becomes random, any rhythm game you can imagine.
Ever seen some of the custom charts they "showcased" at GDQ? Try and find a reason for any of it.

the runner has a body type like me (if I had smaller boobs) desu

>>714727603
the useless glazing faggot commentary and clapping is way more important than the music in a music game chud

>>714727476
shes just a casual that plays the game a lot. I dont think shes actually high ranked in this game

ANY webms from the past 8 hours??

>>714727615
I've stopped listening for a full hour

>10k donation
MONEY LAUNDERING DONE QUICK

WOW THASSA BIG NUMBER

>>714727241
help

>>714727519
people just finished watching a week of the extremely boring ESA marathon, you can't gaslight people into thinking it's way better anymore when it happened so close to SGDQ

>>714727368
whats an example of a god playing a super hard chart for comparison? anything on youtube is just some shitty short with e-celebs

>>714727505
it's not a speed run
it has reddit tale music
F rating, no exceptions

>>714727241
Holy shit her thighs are so disconcerting

>>714727683
Women dont exist

>>714727683
minus the penis i think

>we don't want to talk over it, it's so good
>talks over it anyway
hate

>>714727676
>>714727681
you're telling me that the song being played is not the rhythm that she's swinging her swords or whatever? this isn't like dance dance revolution?

Let's frickin gooooooo

and you guys said rhythm games wont get donos

No, let's not do a fucking donation in the middle of the fucking song. If you're going to do a fucking rhythm game showcase, turn up the music, shut the fuck up, and get people focused on the game.

>>714727683
Shut up you WHORE I'm watching not-speedruns

>>714727605
I mean for her speed in hitting a note AND minimizing her own movements to be as optimized as possible with no wasted motion.

if you only have time to read a donation then maybe don't read one with no comment?

>>714727683
post moobs, unc

>get home and turn on the stream for the first time
>the kungfufatchick beat saber exhibition is on

>>714727683
YWNBAW

>>714727601
>>714727661
>>714727741
SSS Inflates the grading scale and all grade should be bump up 1-2 letter

>>714727714
What do you mean? It’s clearly an anonymous user who just doesn’t want the spotlight for donating 5 figures :^)

>>714727629
Yes it is, look at shadowboxing for instance.
Why lardasses have the urge to be so vocal about what constitutes exercise, an activity that they have never done in their life? Go eat your cheetos

>>714727791
B-But the ADHD zoomers who are totally real and not just viewbots might click off the stream!!

>>714727779
no I said it was but then the charter added more on top to make it harder

>>714727779
That is exactly what I'm telling you.

cant figure out if im 10 years too old enough for this shit now or if GDQ is just garbage now

>>714727650
i forget that she used to be legitimately hot

>>714727791
its almost like its a charity event

who the fuck puts rhythm games in a speedrun event? at least try to glitch shit dammit

Deltarune mentioned.

> 87%
cmon bruh

>>714727879
Shadowboxing is not done to lose weight/build muscle, you massive fucking dipshit. Please tell me you're memeing.

is this going to be yet another overestimate rhythm auto-scroller showcase?

>>714727905
It's been bad for ten years, so both.

>>714727905
The real redpill is that GDQ always sucked

Why are all music showcases the same shitty euro edm style songs

>>714727905
nah GDQ is just garbage now

surely it's over, the estimate is coming up and she's out of breath
>another song
HOW do you go over estimate when these are songs with set times

>>714727893
>gdq is viewbotted
is this the new cope?
I was still laughing at the "money laundering"

>>714727951
Stay in your fucking hole, scum.

>>714727919
it is and nothing else
might as well drop the speedrunning pretense

>>714727938
It would be one thing if she was hitting 100% on hard stages, but I can watch anyone on youtube do this

She's going to go over estimate. Might have to bump this run's rating down to an S.

>>714727905
You're not too old, they just choose to have weird as fuck runs here and there. Like don't forget this is the same event that has a dog runner one time.

>>714727905
Probably both, gdq makes me feel old sometimes (I am). But I dont get that feel watching other events.

>>714726683
nah I prefer the cheery optimism to world weary cynicism and irony poisoned faggotry

>>714728041
y so mad? y u care that they call it a speedrun event?

>>714728007
An astute observation, double O seven.

>>714728010
Sorry they aren't playing anime OPs unc

OVER

>>714728024
based

inb4 the estimate gets moved to 45 mins

>>714728007
Absolutely completely fucking incorrect
shut the fuck up

>>714727992
>Shadowboxing is not done to lose weight/build muscle
Stop moving the goalposts. Shadowboxing is exercise.
And it absolutely burn calories (the thing that makes you lose weight, you would know if yo uweren't a massive lardss) so you are actually retarded for making such a tremendously stupid statement.

>this soundtrack is so good
wow itd be great to be able to hear it

>>714727905
if you watched esa before this is like night and day

You'd think with all this wagglin' she wouldn't be so fat

Giving this run an ( S ) is out of the question

considering how she's about to go over estimate, I will have to drop the rating way down and rate this run a ( Y )

This sucks. Watch this GDQ cringekino compilation I made instead:
files.catbox.moe/00a73w.mp4

>>714728113
weight

>>714728138
They don't do it to burn calories, you fat retarded pile of shit. They do it to get their body into muscle memory for an actual fight. Please die, you projecting fat retard.

>>714728129
i miss the kino bonus streams so much...

>>714728129
That's the bonus stream in your webm aka unofficial GDQ

>>714728129
>nageleria and spike used to be bros
how times have changed

>>714727905
we just here for the thread

Did they lyrics just say "out of time"?

Over estimate, that's an automatic failure.

>>714727905
It was cool back when speedrunning was new and novel. Like you see old NES games getting beaten in minutes and other games you grew up with
But now you’ve seen it 100 times so it’s either the same runs, but now with trannies or 8 hour jrpg marathons

>>714728163
it's a B==D for me

Wow she actually sucks at this game lmao

>>714728165
I watch gdq for the random hot girl to show up in the audience

KFFC please mistress...we gave you a spotlight to attract simps...but youre going over estimate...some how, in a showcase

>77%
it's over

OVER
in a RTHYME GAME WHERE YOU SERIOUSLY CAN NOT FUCK UP THE TIMING
WHAT THE FUCK
ZZZ for me

>not evne a speed run
>over estimate

lmao what a fucking shit show

>>714728190
>They don't do it to burn calories
Moving the goalposts again.
Shadowboxing IS exercise. Shadowboxing DOES burn calories and makes you lose weight even if it's typically not used for that objective because there are more effective ways of achieving the same results.

WHEN DOES IT STOP FFS!!!

Rate Beat Saber showcase!

she sucks at his. she should stick to eating food and sucking dick

>>714728278
I checked out og GDQ when there was a barney game or something being ran and I thought it was about to be a glitchfest or something but it was just friend of the staff admitting she doesn't even know anything about this game and is just holding right to get a time on a leaderboard with nobody on it.

>>714727460
tgm is intended to be played as quickly as possible after you clear a mode for the first time, so a tgm showcase is basically a speedrun by default. you can't really say the same about an hour long beat saber showcase

>>714725978
I have bad news

He trooned out

>>714728064
> She's going to go over estimate. Might have to bump this run's rating down to an S
They’re ahead by like 20 minutes from the other runs actually

>that's time...
final-
>technically

>>714728373
Ok fattie.

>we're not done
god please

>>714728387
B

>>714728278
It's not even that. They just moved all the fun retro runs to a specific timeslot and then bloated up the schedule with indie slop and mainstream trash.

>>714728387
F

>>714728387
F

>>714728387
Gimme two Fs. One's for this guy.

>>714728419
>No rebuttal
Yeah, concession accepted.
Now go back to munch of the hot pockets.

10 MORE MINUTES LET'S GO

>>714728387
F for fruitcup

>>714728387
F

>>714728387
F

I would rate ZZZ, but I don't believe in meme ratings.

>>714728387
D

it's a fucking rhythm game, add up the song times and give a few minutes for menuing
how do you fuck up the estimate on a showcase

>>714728387
S

>>714728387
F

>>714728387
D

>>714728387
F

>>714728425
you donated for more!!!

>>714728387
F (over estimate)

>>714728387
Z. Unskilled and overestimate (lmao).

>>714728387
ZZZ

>>714728129
the version of spike that laughed at "the incident"...

>>714728387
F
Just go back to speedruns.

>>714728454
based

>>714728387
ZZZ

what the fuck is this

>>714728387
S

20 minutes!?

>>714728457
Good morning sir!!!!1

>>714728387
Kung

F

ufruitcup

>>714728387
F
undertale music is an F, no exceptions

>>714728387
Z

>>714728387
it's an F

>>714728387
F

20 MORE MINUTES?!?!

>>714728387
sss

>>714728387
Z

Pure shitshow.

>>714728387
>cute biological woman KFC robs time from autistic troids
I give it an A.

>>714728387
Z - Non-speedrun and overestimate.

>>714728387
F

>>714728517
I love the version on werster's channel that replaces this part with a little guitar melody

>>714728387
ZZZ was not a speedrun was still somehow overestimate and they talked over the music like fucking always
Not worth fucking anything.

OH BOY 20 MORE MINUTES I CAN'T WAIT

>>714728457
You are the fat retard who thinks that doing the Homer Simpson loses weight.

This whole fucking stream is Total BS

>another 20 minutes
still not as bad as esa running geoguesser twice

>>714728579
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>714728387
Z
Not a speedrun
KFFC is gross

>>714728070
... dog runner?

>>714728387
zzz

>>714728517
Anybody got a link?

>>714726570
lmao

YAAAAAY MORE MID WOMAN FLAILING WHILE WEARING A BURKA YAAAAAY I LOVE WHITE WOMEN INVADING MY HOBBIES WOOOOO YEAHHH ORBBBB

>>714728387
A

HOLY SHIT I NEED TO FUCKING PLAP HER
SHE'S SO PERFECT
AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PLAP PLAP EAT PUSSY EAT ARMPITS EAT HAIRY ASSHOLE FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>714728387
F

>>714728387
F for not a speedrun

>>714728387
its not over
>its not over

All she does all day is cardio, she should be the hottest person at the entire event. I guess she's one of those cardiobunnies that leaves the gym and then eats a whole pizza.

>>714728387
Z
overestimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
didn't even watch

don't they know exactly how long the songs are? how do you go over estimate?

>>714728387
F

>>714728387
ZZZ
not a speedrun

>>714728673
Nice try, Moishe, but her being white is not the problem here.

>>714728387
f

>>714728387
Whatever is the worst score this time around.

>>714728387
I'm doin' him an F

>>714728658
Dog%

>>714728387
A.

Nice and sweaty.

Wait how does the renderer know at what length to clip the saber in and out of her body? That's kinda cool.

>>714728579
STOP
YAMEROOOOOOO

>>714728621
>No rebuttal again

She has a fat pussy :)

>>714728387
ZZZ, not a speedrun, not entertaining

this will never be topped

>>714728387
D

>>714728673
damn foids invading the ultramasculine hobby of virtual reality dancing games

>no pit or ass stains
It's jurt not fair, man.

perhaps I rated it too soon, she deserve a bump up one letter for facing the camera

>>714728387
can you post the rating scale when u ask these pls. I dont remember, thxx

>>714728387
Overestimate in a fucking showcase somehow
ZZZ

>>714728579
literally why

>>714728387
F

what's this

>>714728007
The most middle of the road pre-2013 GDQ run was better than 99% of runs in today. GDQ used to be great but it fell off a cliff real quick. Too big too fast.

>>714728387
Z
overestimate

>>714728828
sex

>>714727603
music?

>>714728717
Also want to say, I'm not trying to be negative :) I just think that if I had the same amazing luck she has (playing beatsaber on camera professionally) I'd be unhappy if I ended up with a body like that.

>>714728770
The chuthininithm showcase was better than this, by far. Just 3 bros overjoyed to show off their rhythm game. One dude even took a shot in the middle of a song.

>>714727738
https://www.youtube.com/@CubeCommunity
https://www.youtube.com/@BeatSaberChallengeCommunity/

Go to any video on these channels and you'll either see someone get an absurdly high score or clear some crazy speed map.

>>714728387
A for my waifu

So quircky and chungus

>>714728387
A, that 300 hit combo was sick

>>714728387
ZZZ

>>714728749
Extremely low quality bot. No more (You)s will be given.

I just realized she wears a cape or something to not have the whole stream just be her jiggling ass.

>>714728738
I've tried to figure out Guy's tastes and I've concluded he fuckin hates "showcases"

FUCKING START

START THE SEGMENT SO WE CAN FINISH THIS!!!!

Is this a speedrun?

Imagine the smell

>>714728828
female autist equivalent of the trench coat

>>714728828
a mid midriff

At this point in the marathon only SGDQ '18 had more donations.

We should just be happy there is an actual woman on stream

JUST START IT ALREADY

>>714728387
F

>>714727905
novelty is a hell of a drug

>>714728898
>Getting beaten by a bot
Not the own you think it is

>shout your favorite Sonic game
>Sonic Adventure 2!
Back off, bastard! She's mine!

>when the world feels like such a dark place and so many are struggling
how bad can it be if you have spare change to donate in a video game marathon from the comfort of your own home

>>714728770
Link

this front shot is good enough for me

>>714728387
F

>>714728387
zzz KFFatGut

>>714728951
she's not doing anything though

>sekiro incentive 75% funded
time to stall

>>714728828
fridge door

>>714728828
>>714728937
brapcurtain

>>714728387
D

i miss big jon

>>714728982
More bicep definition than the average /v/irgin.

>>714728904
Brother, there's no ass to jiggle

>>714728920
theatre kid holding an event hostage with her friends
are you entertained?
please cheer

>>714728914
The negotiations with yetee to dip into the red so GDQ never misses an incentive have reached an impasse.

Well screw this shit, I'm gonna watch Vinesauce until Sekiro.

>>714728387

F

>>714728129
Remember when Tranny Poppins was the only one of "them"?

>>714728387
Z rating

>>714729058
>vinny is playing anime game that he can le epic cringe at
no

>>714729053
thanks for letting me know, then. So there's nothing redeemable about this run

why so much seething in this thread for /ourgirl/?

>>714729042
RIP. The vax did him in.

the fuck is this awkward filler segment? if they want to shill for sekiro, just add an interstitial or cut to the crowd cam. having kungfu just fill time is retarded

>>714726341
>No neo, what I'm telling you is, when you're ready, you won't even need to look.

>>714728387
F neporun

Just admire the lady’s form :(

>"artist alley"
lemme guess its full of tranny worship

>>714728387
Z

this actually looks like a game now

>>714729127
Indeed.

>>714729139
marshmallow with shaping clothing?

>>714728984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3AJkGdSt4Q

This belt is trying its god damnedest, I literally stood up and saluted

AAAA ANALOG HORROR

THEY JUST TALK OVER THE FUCKING MUSIC

video games?

how is this a bonus showcase its the same exact shit

LE BACKROOMS XDD

holy cringe

MUH HECKIN' BACKERINOS

oh good, it's one of these mods

>>714727759
based

Why didn't they start with this?

>pretending its the first time seeing this crazy weird game
come on not this shit, this could be cool if she just quietly played

>DO NOT HIT
>still hits
>nothing happens
???

>>714729209
owned

WOW IS THAT THE BACKROOMS!

>>714728982
People dont realize how good we've got it in the grand scheme of things

IS THAT A VHS FILTER WITH OLD MUSIC

I'M GOING INSANE

not even trying to hit these blocks

>>714728387
ZZZ

HECKIN BACKROOMS YOOOOO

>>714729271
>hi tyler :D

IS THAT HECKIN' EVERYWHERE AT THE END OF TIME HOLY FUCK

OH MY YOUTUBE
IS THAT THE CARETAKERINO
DUDE IT'S SO DEEP LIKE IT'S ABOUT DEMENTIA AND STUFF
WOWEE i THOUGHT ONLY I KNEW ABOUT THIS SUPER OBSCURE DISTURBING ALBUM

>>714729198
Nice one

>>714729297
Old what?

Boy, I sure love theatre kids!

*farts*
Yeah, this shit sucks. I'm out.

>>714729209
le bonk

Mod doesn’t work my immersion is broken

>>714728387
B, it was fine.

>>714729337
that caretaker album unironically helped me emphasize with my dad's dementia, I hate that it became reddit

>>714729207
I literally can't tell if this is her belly or her lower back; she's just an amorphous blob.

what a waste of time man

Yeah, I assumed that being able to import unity assets would mean that the aesthetic of the game would be ruined.
And of course the main concept of the backrooms, which is that you're alone but maybe there's something out there is ruined by making it obvious there's something jumping out at you.

STOP SWINGING AROUND

>>714729337
How the Caretaker of all bands became a flavor of the month is a testament to the all encompassing cultural power of The Algorithm™

my god. VR is so shit for streaming

>>714729291
they consume too much doomposting on the internet and it warps their perspective

i wish she'd swing my cock around like that

>>714729337
>DISTURBING ALBUM
OOOOOO-AAA-AAA-AAA

I'm confused.
Aren't rythmic games by definition non-speedrunable? They quite literally follow a timer.

>>714728982
Why doesn't she just go full e-whore instead of trying to be wholesome for GDQ?

I hate how zoomers think VHS is literally unwatchable shitty grainy shit because of analog horror
it's probably still better quality than the wifi buffering netflix they try to watch on their cracked screen iphones

Nintendo shut this down please

I played Control it was really good. Should I play alan wake next?

Do these different settings or maps, whatever they are called, make any difference to the gameplay?

>>714729404
why are you mad that people like what you like too?

>>714729492
Shut and simp for the fridge body
Send donations chud!

>>714729523
@FBI
@Nintendo
@CanadaAir

>>714729472
damn they even got Lord Varys?

>>714729558
I dont want people liking what I like. Why should I let them be happy?

>>714729558
where do you think we are.jpg

Nintendo take all the charity for that

>>714729492
There's only one speedrunnable rhythm game

ok, now this is EPIC

>>714729508
I'm guessing GDQ pays a lot for 2 weeks of work a year since these people are minuscule streamers otherwise

Nintendo should sue.

this makes me not want to play beatsaber

Kill me pete

wow this is the good stuff glad you showed this off

It'd be great if Nintendo fucked them for this.

Stoned goombas cool

>>714729209
Fucking savage

hey nintendo get on it

>>714729558
trading in the cultural cache of a memetic commodity is different than earnest engagement with a work of art

this is like being invited over to play videogames and your friend is never lettin you play

>>714729510
>320x240 lines
>video and audio quality diminish with each viewing as a result of its design
>can't let them get anywhere near magnets or even powerful capacitors
I get that new bad, but come on man.

holy fuck i'm having a seizure right now the banner should have been larger and in the middle of the screen

Some games are good games to play.
Some games are good games to watch.
Some games are good games to play & watch.
Beat Saber exists.

Migrate gently.

>>714729820
>>714729820
>>714729820

this would be neat if they stopped fucking talking

>>714729704
With them going after mario add-ons in gmod, they might've just awakened their lawyers to this mod.

>>714729807
lol

>>714729794
and you think at least I get to stare at her ass but she wears a fucking drape

>>714729404
>unironically
"Opinions" discarded.

The runs not bad you guys just hate woman

>i really like this song
This what?

When is this over-pressured tube of lard going to stop jiggling anti-erotically? What even is the next "run"? Is it even a real run upcoming?

>>714729784
Well put.

>plays this rhythm game
>still fat as fuck and needs breaks

(You)

>>714729882
>hate woman
Yeah, this egotistical greasy wine aunt.

>>714727905
it's the production and general vibe of it. it's like an event made for literal children and retards (which most in the audience are)

>>714729857
kek

>>714729104
No he's got Vodka

That was the song? Sure, pretty colors, but there basically wasn't any music.

>>714729874
On a zoomed in picture I can't even tell if I'm looking at the front or the back; you have to be a very particular shape for that to happen regardless of the clothes.

Boring information about my life but my ps2 hdd adapter came in after my last one died so I can finally play mgs3 after it shat out when I was 80 percent through mgs2. Had to transfer files to usb and emulate the rest of the game with the save

>>714729929
Fu is that type of girl that works out and goes for walks but then comes home and eats an entire chocolate cake and then wonder why she's still fat

>>714729784
you have no fucking idea how they engage with it you pseudo lmao
dont act like being a contrarian is a higher form of appreciation

>>714730087
Happy for you nigga

>>714729404
Wow, never heard caretaker brought up here. Haunted Ballroom was one of my three definitive albums I assocviate with my time in China with me ex. Leyland Kirby is one of the best ambient musicians, love his stuff.

Is it over?

This game is fun but fuck me it's a pain in the ass to add custom songs and I refuse to pay a single cent for music so it's dead to me pretty much

ebin
simply ebin

Bro I’m gonna kill myself

>people with legitimate speedruns got filtered out for this
That's the worst part about this. I used to like rythm games, but now it's kinda boring. Like the one thing about rythm games is listening to the music and everyone fucking talks over it.

...I'm not aware of whatever house cleaning meme is in this.

WTF WAS THAT BIG BROWN MUSCULAR THING POP IN?

>>714730501
Nepotism at its finest brother

>>714730561
Wow, like, cool it with the antisemitsm.

>"I can't believe you got spoiled on this game through a rhythm game map!"
>is perfectly okay spoiling some 55k people on it

WHERE IS THE BAKER

doooooood map in reverse so coooooool

TWITCH CHAT GET UP AND STRETCH THAT HOLE