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OH GOD IT'S THIS CRINGE SHIT AGAIN
repeat of this cringe shit again? Didn't we already have this EXACT run with this EXACT runner
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SHE'S UP
bro, this shit on the first day of the event? gdq is so shameless
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I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
I can absolutely fap to this.
what is this fucking sith cosplay
show us your ass
>>714724935real gooner hours
Not a speedrun. If you rate this higher than an F you're a retard. Would give Kungfu lots of kisses regardless
even at her greasiest this chick always showed tummy, respect
>>714724938was it really bad last year? I missed it. Is she even good at the game?
her six pack is in the wrong place...
so are they running rabi-ribi again?
Wtf weird thing is she wearing to hide her ass?
Is that belt gonna hold it all in? Looks strained
>day one
>already had a 100k milestone incentive
>added a 40k incentive less than 2 hours from when it's due
>host is talking about hitting $3 million
it's gonna be a rough week, whoever is in change of "hyping" up donos is feeling bolder than usual
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>She's covering her ass
FUCK THIS SHIT
>cape so we can't see her ass
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
is prize goblin still here?
S(he?) sounds like one of the donation readers
>>714725002404 - Ass Not Found
>>714725050Beat Saber (Hijab%)
>>714725009fancy seeing you here, anon
damn shes gotten so fat bros
>This is still VR's killer app
>>714725092Seriously, what ass?
>>714725090>literal fat assthis is why she wears the cape
anyone else beating they sabers right now?
>>714725090honestly, now i dont feel so bad shes hiding it. Not missin much
MOTION SICKNESS WARNING LMAO
>>714725050it's probably for the greenscreen webcam thing since that shit would look strange if you could see between her legs
>tendies music only
>absolutely shapeless rectangle who can't wear a proper top
you faggots are hype for this?
>music game showcase
>music is quiet as fuck and they talk over it
>Basically wearing a Burka
Sad if any of you thought this was going to be entertaining.
>>714725149I expected nothing and still got less. Poor zincposter from the other thread
>you can see her white panties through her skirt
bueno
makes up for this shit not being a speedrun
>tee hee boys
shut the fuck up
is this game any fun this shit looks so silly
>>714725189a rectangle is a shape
>40 minutes
PIT STAINS PLEASE
>>714725171Yeah beat saber can be difficult but it makes a really shitty showcase
>>714725231this, fucking hell women are something else
>>714725008she is no way near worthy of the goon
Why is her mic set so high
wow listen to all these epic community remixes, i can almost get to hear a few notes when the commentator stops to inhale
This should have been scheduled for 3 a.m.
Wow this commentary is even more vapid than usual for a rhythm game "run"
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>game song remix
>>714725149she saved billions of spermatozoids with one simple outfit
>>714725242yeah it can be fun. its about puttin your own music into it
>>714725090Literal Hank Hill ass
>40 mins of THIS during primetime hours
>>714724943Indiana Jones wasn't that bad. He fucked up a few times but there were some cool skips.
>>714725242it's fun to play but it's not fun to watch. this is going to be boring as fuck
>>714725218Hope he enjoys jacking off to refrigerators for a while.
Please to not be doing the talking over the music.
Liv stuff is old than BS itself and is 2018 at best.
>40 minutes of some 4/10 roastie playing a modern day wii game
Yeah nah, gonna go work out see u fags later
i honestly dont mind music games at gdq, but is this girl even a top player?
>Fat pumpkin
It's not Halloween, yet
her run is up next. say something nice
Every fucking time kffc talks she peaks the mic, adjust your fucking levels holy shit
>>714725242It's one of the good VR things that isn't a complete gimmick or porn
It looks stupid but all VR does when you aren't in it
is she really wearing a cape just to hide her ass
>>714725234just as much of a speedrun as that washing machine rhythm game that this thread always rates SSS
In this bring streamed in Saudi Arabia or something what is she wearing?
KFFC, the queen of false advertising
>>714725364No she's literally part of the staff kek
>>714725404I don't see why. There's not much to hide
>40 min Hank Hill simulator
Better than trannies I guess.
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I miss ESA
>>714725423speedrun of how fast you end up closing the browser for the next hour
>>714725393>When she sees Lil Aggy's lil aggy
Not even 5 minutes in and i'm already super bored.
>>714725478This is STILL better than anything ESA had done in years
We could've had another based Jap with a washing machine instead of this shit
So the moment Kungfu detects more than three seconds of dead air she just immediately begs the dono reader to start yapping. That shit pisses me off. Reminds me of the Clone Hero showcase where nobody would just be quiet and allow the gameplay to speak for itself. Honestly all the talking at this event could be reduced by 50% and nothing would be lost.
>>714725505Some people have braces.
Some people have headgear.
KungFu could play linebacker for the Raiders.
>already out of breath 6 minutes in
she's close to sweating in 10 more minutes
>6 mins in and already out of shit to say
hmm.. let's check that estimate
>>714725559piss off, Matt
I find Kungfu's body to be completely fascinating. I don't know if I've ever seen such a 1:1 analog to a man's 'skinnyfat' physique. Females usually at least have the advantage of their excess fat going somewhere aesthetically pleasing. KFFC has a skinny girl's 'curves' on a fat bitch's body.
Calm down incels it’s for charity
what game is next fellow womenbros? candycrush?
>>714725478You're gonna get nothing but contrarian responses which is terribly sad
Looking forward to having a giggle with you frens at the expense of these creatures, this is a great week to shit on most runs
she reminds me of an autistic girl who is a little too into kendo from an an anime or something
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>Instead of Castlevania music, it's a shitty remix of Casltevania music
should have made a skirtless incentive tbqh
at least you can see her panties
Well I guess if her pants fall down or something there'll be a webm of it later. See you guys in about an hour.
>>714725628no, it's bejeweled
>>714725643Same. If it wasn't for us retards this event would be unwatchable
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lack of screencaps makes you guys dont give a shit
>>714725559I watched ESA for the first time now and ESA Summer was miles better. This isn't an "euros vs americans" thing, ESA is much more sincere about what it is, people playing games and having fun
>If you get off with your arm motion
Yes, that is how most people do it.
>>714725717what the fuck is there to screencap, anything good is in the front
>ooh Castlevania we have Castlevania runs coming up btw
Is this a run just to shill other runs?
>>714725612Most women are skinnyfat...
>>714725690>pantyline visible through two layershow thick are those things?
Why is she already tired?
>>714725242Its the most fun you can have in VR aside from stabbing people to death in blade and sorcery while you strangle them with your other hand, and fondling weapons in games that have good weapon models. The game is fun as hell and takes way longer to get old than other vr shit
She needs to drop the Beat Saber and start doing glute exercises
>>714725847Because she won't shut the fuck up GOD STOP TALKING
>>714725857Resi 4 VR is fun.
>these are all based on games inspired by the scheduleCALLED IT
>>714725773
Man, I love fat women and I'm a 30+ year old virgin but I don't even think I'd be able to get it up for KFFC.
She definitely dead fishes with that little stamina
Reminder for the whiners that GDQ is not about speedrunning.
>>714725717she has no ass. thats a flat ass of a overweight person.
Could they not find an actual good Beat Saber player for this event?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_8rx2MRzg
>>714724938The moment you realize the event is just one big circrlejerk it makes a lot more sense.
are we really just watching a fatty exercise?
not even SS rank. wtf is this shit
I miss that run where that chubby dude was strangling a wii fit ring for like a half hour straight, everything else these past few years has been gay
>>714725917More for me then.
>>714725916>>714725773staff member runs are always like this. except for keizaron who is too self-absorbed to remember to shill other runs
>>714725965Wagglan isn't exercise.
>>714725934I hate someone who speaks on behalf of a community
So does this game actually take skill or do you just flail like a madman and pass every stage?
>>714725965It's for the women in the audience who want to know how to get kungfu's figure.
>>714725917>No tits>No ass>Potato face>Fridge bodyWhat DOES she have going for her?
>>714725960I could beat like that, if I felt like it
>>714726029Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>714725776Yes but they look like Skinnyfat women. Kungfu's body looks like a skinnyfat man
>>714726075her voice is sexy
bet she'd be up for anything
>>714725917She's fat but with lame fat distribution.
My ex was like her. Skinny little athletic chick that stopped playing sports so much out of college and got fat, and the fat just didn't go to the right places.
>>714725934Not making me want to donate to charity, not entertaining, not a speedrun
>>714725612amorphous blob getting gooned
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>>714725965I dont even have the stream open lol
>Niggas think two inches of stomach showing is akin to wearing a proper tube top for maximum tummy
Safe horny fashion has done a number on the Internet
someone wake me up when this shit is over
>>714726162This greasy wine aunt was never a "skinny little athletic chick."
This host's voice/cadence has a simpering quality that makes me think he says "aaaaawwwww" at things at an unnecessarily frequent rate.
>look over
>she/her
imagine the smell after those 40 mins
>>714725960watching this on one screen and then turning my head to the sorry display on the other really put things into perspective
I guess I'll spend the next 30 minutes making a nice dinner
What's a good percentage?
>>714726214Me coming down the stairs to get mommy's tendies
How accurate do you need to be in this game? Looks like you can flail your arm around
>>714726292I can tell without even looking at the pronouns at this point. Get on my level.
how was the bk run?? worth a watch?
>>714726292i thought it was just an enthusiastic gay guy then i saw
>she/herthe absolute state
>>714726241She was legitimately petite though, back in the day.
>>714726292The commentator is her boyfriend
>>714725934>"It's Great™ how things aren't how they were when it went from nothing to popularity."I hate these people.
>>714726359She could have been a 10 if she had just applied herself a little bit more. Sad!
>>714726367No, trannies actually have a different 'affect' than faggots. I can't quite articulate it, but fags aren't actually trying to sound like a woman.
>>714726360It was ok if you like Banjo. The showcase was pure shit.
>still over half way to go of this
>>714726359so much potential, I mean shes already queen to these uggos but if she lost weight we should be so much better
for how many years has she kept this hair color going?
>>714725934For me it's
>fun times at /v/ 1st>speedruns 2nd>waiting for speedrun fails 3rd
This showcase is just to satisfy Kungfu's attention whore ego, isn't it?
Isabelle does NOT sound like that
>>714726436i know, but i didn't even realize it was trying to sound like a woman kek he's doing a really bad job
>>714726359more like kung fupa cup
>>714726382She was skinnyfat.
>>714726418then she would not be in these events anymore
>>714726490its simp bait yes
>>714725978>wii fitRing fit
One of my top 5 runs because it was fucking hilarious
Do you know how fun it is to swap watching between 1st and 3rd person? It's crazy!
>>714725978He really brought that "I could drop dead at any moment" energy
>>714726075>potato faceretard, she's beautiful
>>714726241Someone post the webm of her doing the cold water challenge and ahe jumps into a pool
>>714724836 (OP)>games done queernobody cares
>>714726514this is good too
>>714726505I can tell with almost 100% accuracy, but I can't put it into words.
>>714726571i puked a little in my mouth
bring the chunithm bug men back
>>714726319> glegleOh no is that some trans shit?
I thought that was an original character from a fellow /beg/ anon
>>714726397I didn't say commentator though did I?
>>714726603What music? They keep tapping at ten times the volume of the game.
>>714726571The wrinkles are only going to get worse
Does kffc seem mentally regressed? Too infantile?
The tranny is monotone as fuck, once you notice you won't ever unhear it
>>714725478Same bro, but I do know I signed up for a clown show
you ever get tired about complaining about every single thing?
i'm not normally a kffc enjoyer but this run is turning me around on her. just how silly she looks and how nervous she is about performing is very endearing. would wife
these nepotism runs are always so fucking bad and embarrassing
>>714726603>doom eternal nightcorewhat decade is this?
>>714726683Shhh, don't worry about it, goy.
look at her goooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>714726683She's morphing into a Quirk Chungus type and doesn't realize she's already her mother
I can't even hear the fucking music over the talking
>>714726715>he expected speedruns in games done quickheh
>>714726768pretend i posted that image of james franco getting hanged
alright wrap it up, you know it's over when all they have to say is
>it's a bop
>hey like pokemon
>dude muh pokeyman lol
I'm genuinely sick of pokeshit at GDQ. Not just the runs, as a concept.
I miss organic GDQ memes. This greg shit can fuck off
>tfw no autistic girl gamer wife
why even live
every year this goes on I get banned all week for a little joke in one of these threads because there's like ten jannies patrolling 24/7. This time I will just say nothing except "nice run!"
LET ME HEAR THE SONGS YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
>>714726768the worst part is this cringe faggot commentary doesn't even add anything
>>714726826fuck off shitfrog
that fat gut I just want to grab it
If shes going to hide her ass then I'd rather watch dance dad wave his fat sausage fingers around to music, same difference
>>714726826GDQ memes they actually mention on stream have never been organic. only exception might be "greetings from germany"
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is this a speedrun? what the fuck?
>>714726852You could always go to the /trash/ thread or start your own there, it happens every year when the bans reach critical mass
i really hate simp orbiting nice nerdy faggots like the guys commentating
>>714726768This is an Ego trip 1st, Friend simulator 2nd, and a Music game 3rd. And that's Great.
They're at the point they have nothing of substance to say but keep talking anyways just because it would seem weird not to. I hate normalfags so much
fat people shouldnt wear such tight clothes
>>714726852Been on my phone since Thursday
I hate the hosts that really need to make them the most imporant part of a run, this isn't about you
At least she has gotten better at the game since the last time she did this.
gdq is shitting itself and so is this thread full of retards
she should have worn a skirt that shows her pantylines.
this game doesnt even look real, it looks like a game someone in star trek would play.
>>714726954They always do the rhythm showcases but the issue with this one is it's a nepotism showcase and not a god player playing the game.
>>714727001going bald when you have a manbun must be tough. fuck off hipster
>>714726954at this point people saying this just seem like newfags, they've been doing at least one of these non speedrun "showcase" runs every marathon for the past decade
>>714727001The one normalfag friend I miss from my time as a failed is the one who I could just sit in silence with for hours at a time. Maybe we'd smoke a cigarette.
Every level looks the fucking same
the gimmick wore off after 5 seconds and she doesn't even have an ass
>>714727056She should have been completely naked save for pasties on her frumpy mediocre breasts
>LETS TALK REALLY LOUD OVER THE MUSIC
Yay good ol gdq like always
>>714727114>>714727083I just wanted to pretend to be a new viewer and stir some shit because I'm mad okay...
>>714726768This is the purest representation of GDQ. What's actually being run is secondary to the event itself. The commentators aren't filling empty space, they are the space, and game is just background noise. They know most twitch zoomers have 100 tabs open or are doing something else while this is on, it's like how Netflix designs show that you're just meant to leave running on autoplay but never actually watch.
>>714727154ESA gods I concede
>>714727154>missmikaela has traded up since maral
>>714726852chartfaggot's site is my lifeline, like when I got banned for """""appreciating""""" Goosebert the other day
I'm surprised we haven't had a GDQ nepo "run" Wii bowling for an hour or something
>>714726721Why was this deleted?
>>714727185funny thing is i cant even enjoy this as background noise. im costantly annoyed at it
>>714725965I think it's weird that she's that thick if she does this as her job all day. She must burn like 2500 calories a day.
>>714725934i think its silly for anyone to get mad at this. Theres been plenty of great non speedrunning segments in the past. My only concern is if they start replacing too many things with this filler.
>>714725050there is no ass
back ends and legs start
>>714727185check the donation total, yuropoor
>>714727241Spooky scaring skeletons.
I counted 17 seconds of silence. That's the most we're ever going to get.
10 minutes remain and a year's worth of your sins will be cleansed
>>714726314For the kind of map she's doing? 90% is like the cutoff for "decent", 95% is "good", 97%+ is God level.
>>714726340Accuracy is determined by two things:
>how closely you cut to the center of the block>full swinging (100 degrees before hitting the block and 60 after, total swing of 160 degrees)You could do the bare minimum 2 degree swing and barely hit the note but your score will be horrible. It's entirely possible to full combo and get an accuracy score of 50% or lower, but that should only be done for the hardest maps that are 20 notes per second or something crazy. Accuracy is much more important for this game than comboing.
>>714727354best part of the run
>>714727264in certain threads where jannies have to babysit, they'll instantly delete things the second they're posted if they look too risky. Jammy might have thought it was a cyberbullying thing and just one click deleted.
>>714726359everyone wants a gamer girl gf until they see an actual gamer girl
>>714725080Ya but behind the scenes now... it's so over.
>>714727314not really. the very first tetris tgm showcase was good but that that's it. all of the rhythm ones have been boring bullshit, including the meme washing machine thing that /v/ glazes
Never played this game but should she be swinging so "completely" with every note? Maybe you have to, but since it's a speedrun and I have seen other rhythm speedruns, it seems like they usually minimize their movements to maximize their speed. She's flailing a lot.
>reddit tale bullshit
and that is in the F tier for me
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You guys rate runs to exaggerated if it’s okay it should be a B -_-
>>714727362even just a few years ago we had it good compared to this...
>>714727323GDQ is a corporate jerk off session hidden under the guise of a grass roots showcase.
>>714727448MrGropeAndPout took over
are the red and blue squares supposed to be the notes? it just looks random
What the fuck is even going on right now? I've been busy for the last 3 hours and it looks like all I've missed is a solidly mediocre Avowed run. I don't even know what Avowed is, and all I see now is a fat girl waving her arm as she looks into a box of dicks or something.
>>714726292Thanks for pointing this out now I'm listening out for awwwwws for entertainment.
I don't get it, if this game is so physical how comes she's so fat?
>color commentary finally shuts up
>WEEEEEEEW! from the crowd
gotta go to sleep soon, someone rate an F for me later
>>714727476it's not a speedrun, it's a showcase
>>714727505The dictionary definition of an ok grade is a C
why is the music so low? shoutout to the tech crew!
>>714727476it's a song my guy, there's a set time for each one, she can't go faster or slower
They stopped talking for almost a full minute...
>>714727535AGAIN, WAGGLAN IS NOT EXERCISE YOU STUPID FATTIES
>>714727323I just described how they maximize profit using the same attention model everyone else does, so in a way you're agreeing with me.
>inb4 donators actually intently watch all of the runs fullscreen bro trust meDo you have any idea how the average zoomer uses twitch and youtube nowadays?
>>714727603she needs to hear all the empty appraisal from the commentators so she can figure out which one gets to buy her dinner later
>>714727505not a speedrun so it's an F
>>714727524it's a community-made track so they just make it harder by adding more notes randomly
>>714727524Once you get into custom charting it all becomes random, any rhythm game you can imagine.
Ever seen some of the custom charts they "showcased" at GDQ? Try and find a reason for any of it.
the runner has a body type like me (if I had smaller boobs) desu
>>714727603the useless glazing faggot commentary and clapping is way more important than the music in a music game chud
>>714727476shes just a casual that plays the game a lot. I dont think shes actually high ranked in this game
ANY webms from the past 8 hours??
>>714727615I've stopped listening for a full hour
>10k donation
MONEY LAUNDERING DONE QUICK
>>714727519people just finished watching a week of the extremely boring ESA marathon, you can't gaslight people into thinking it's way better anymore when it happened so close to SGDQ
>>714727368whats an example of a god playing a super hard chart for comparison? anything on youtube is just some shitty short with e-celebs
>>714727505it's not a speed run
it has reddit tale music
F rating, no exceptions
>>714727241Holy shit her thighs are so disconcerting
>>714727683Women dont exist
>>714727683minus the penis i think
>we don't want to talk over it, it's so good
>talks over it anyway
hate
>>714727676>>714727681you're telling me that the song being played is not the rhythm that she's swinging her swords or whatever? this isn't like dance dance revolution?
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and you guys said rhythm games wont get donos
No, let's not do a fucking donation in the middle of the fucking song. If you're going to do a fucking rhythm game showcase, turn up the music, shut the fuck up, and get people focused on the game.
>>714727683Shut up you WHORE I'm watching not-speedruns
>>714727605I mean for her speed in hitting a note AND minimizing her own movements to be as optimized as possible with no wasted motion.
if you only have time to read a donation then maybe don't read one with no comment?
>>714727683post moobs, unc
>get home and turn on the stream for the first time
>the kungfufatchick beat saber exhibition is on
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>>714727601>>714727661>>714727741SSS Inflates the grading scale and all grade should be bump up 1-2 letter
>>714727714What do you mean? It’s clearly an anonymous user who just doesn’t want the spotlight for donating 5 figures :^)
>>714727629Yes it is, look at shadowboxing for instance.
Why lardasses have the urge to be so vocal about what constitutes exercise, an activity that they have never done in their life? Go eat your cheetos
>>714727791B-But the ADHD zoomers who are totally real and not just viewbots might click off the stream!!
>>714727779no I said it was but then the charter added more on top to make it harder
>>714727779That is exactly what I'm telling you.
cant figure out if im 10 years too old enough for this shit now or if GDQ is just garbage now
>>714727650i forget that she used to be legitimately hot
>>714727791its almost like its a charity event
who the fuck puts rhythm games in a speedrun event? at least try to glitch shit dammit
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Deltarune mentioned.
>>714727879Shadowboxing is not done to lose weight/build muscle, you massive fucking dipshit. Please tell me you're memeing.
is this going to be yet another overestimate rhythm auto-scroller showcase?
>>714727905It's been bad for ten years, so both.
>>714727905The real redpill is that GDQ always sucked
Why are all music showcases the same shitty euro edm style songs
>>714727905nah GDQ is just garbage now
surely it's over, the estimate is coming up and she's out of breath
>another song
HOW do you go over estimate when these are songs with set times
>>714727893>gdq is viewbottedis this the new cope?
I was still laughing at the "money laundering"
>>714727951Stay in your fucking hole, scum.
>>714727919it is and nothing else
might as well drop the speedrunning pretense
>>714727938It would be one thing if she was hitting 100% on hard stages, but I can watch anyone on youtube do this
She's going to go over estimate. Might have to bump this run's rating down to an S.
>>714727905You're not too old, they just choose to have weird as fuck runs here and there. Like don't forget this is the same event that has a dog runner one time.
>>714727905Probably both, gdq makes me feel old sometimes (I am). But I dont get that feel watching other events.
>>714726683nah I prefer the cheery optimism to world weary cynicism and irony poisoned faggotry
>>714728041y so mad? y u care that they call it a speedrun event?
>>714728007An astute observation, double O seven.
>>714728010Sorry they aren't playing anime OPs unc
inb4 the estimate gets moved to 45 mins
>>714728007Absolutely completely fucking incorrect
shut the fuck up
>>714727992>Shadowboxing is not done to lose weight/build muscleStop moving the goalposts. Shadowboxing is exercise.
And it absolutely burn calories (the thing that makes you lose weight, you would know if yo uweren't a massive lardss) so you are actually retarded for making such a tremendously stupid statement.
>this soundtrack is so good
wow itd be great to be able to hear it
>>714727905if you watched esa before this is like night and day
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>over estimate on a non speed run
You'd think with all this wagglin' she wouldn't be so fat
Giving this run an ( S ) is out of the question
considering how she's about to go over estimate, I will have to drop the rating way down and rate this run a ( Y )
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This sucks. Watch this GDQ cringekino compilation I made instead:
files.catbox.moe/00a73w.mp4
>>714728138They don't do it to burn calories, you fat retarded pile of shit. They do it to get their body into muscle memory for an actual fight. Please die, you projecting fat retard.
>>714728129i miss the kino bonus streams so much...
>>714728129That's the bonus stream in your webm aka unofficial GDQ
>>714728129>nageleria and spike used to be broshow times have changed
>>714727905we just here for the thread
Did they lyrics just say "out of time"?
Over estimate, that's an automatic failure.
>>714727905It was cool back when speedrunning was new and novel. Like you see old NES games getting beaten in minutes and other games you grew up with
But now you’ve seen it 100 times so it’s either the same runs, but now with trannies or 8 hour jrpg marathons
>>714728163it's a B==D for me
Wow she actually sucks at this game lmao
>>714728165I watch gdq for the random hot girl to show up in the audience
KFFC please mistress...we gave you a spotlight to attract simps...but youre going over estimate...some how, in a showcase
OVER
in a RTHYME GAME WHERE YOU SERIOUSLY CAN NOT FUCK UP THE TIMING
WHAT THE FUCK
ZZZ for me
>not evne a speed run
>over estimate
lmao what a fucking shit show
>>714728190>They don't do it to burn caloriesMoving the goalposts again.
Shadowboxing IS exercise. Shadowboxing DOES burn calories and makes you lose weight even if it's typically not used for that objective because there are more effective ways of achieving the same results.
Rate Beat Saber showcase!
she sucks at his. she should stick to eating food and sucking dick
>>714728278I checked out og GDQ when there was a barney game or something being ran and I thought it was about to be a glitchfest or something but it was just friend of the staff admitting she doesn't even know anything about this game and is just holding right to get a time on a leaderboard with nobody on it.
>>714727460tgm is intended to be played as quickly as possible after you clear a mode for the first time, so a tgm showcase is basically a speedrun by default. you can't really say the same about an hour long beat saber showcase
>>714725978I have bad news
He trooned out
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>>714728064> She's going to go over estimate. Might have to bump this run's rating down to an SThey’re ahead by like 20 minutes from the other runs actually
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>showcase goes over estimate
>that's time...
final-
>technically
>we're not done
god please
>>714728278It's not even that. They just moved all the fun retro runs to a specific timeslot and then bloated up the schedule with indie slop and mainstream trash.
count it
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>>714728387Gimme two Fs. One's for this guy.
>>714728419>No rebuttalYeah, concession accepted.
Now go back to munch of the hot pockets.
>>714728387F for fruitcup
>>714728387F
I would rate ZZZ, but I don't believe in meme ratings.
it's a fucking rhythm game, add up the song times and give a few minutes for menuing
how do you fuck up the estimate on a showcase
>>714728425you donated for more!!!
>>714728387F (over estimate)
>>714728387Z. Unskilled and overestimate (lmao).
>>714728129the version of spike that laughed at "the incident"...
>>714728387F
Just go back to speedruns.
>>714728387ZZZ
what the fuck is this
>>714728457Good morning sir!!!!1
>>714728387Kung
F
ufruitcup
>>714728387F
undertale music is an F, no exceptions
>>714728387Z
Pure shitshow.
>>714728387>cute biological woman KFC robs time from autistic troidsI give it an A.
>>714728387Z - Non-speedrun and overestimate.
>>714728517I love the version on werster's channel that replaces this part with a little guitar melody
>>714728387ZZZ was not a speedrun was still somehow overestimate and they talked over the music like fucking always
Not worth fucking anything.
OH BOY 20 MORE MINUTES I CAN'T WAIT
>>714728457You are the fat retard who thinks that doing the Homer Simpson loses weight.
This whole fucking stream is Total BS
>another 20 minutes
still not as bad as esa running geoguesser twice
>>714728579HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>714728387Z
Not a speedrun
KFFC is gross
>>714728070... dog runner?
>>714728517Anybody got a link?
YAAAAAY MORE MID WOMAN FLAILING WHILE WEARING A BURKA YAAAAAY I LOVE WHITE WOMEN INVADING MY HOBBIES WOOOOO YEAHHH ORBBBB
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO FUCKING PLAP HER
SHE'S SO PERFECT
AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PLAP PLAP EAT PUSSY EAT ARMPITS EAT HAIRY ASSHOLE FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>714728387F for not a speedrun
>>714728387its not over
>its not over
All she does all day is cardio, she should be the hottest person at the entire event. I guess she's one of those cardiobunnies that leaves the gym and then eats a whole pizza.
>>714728387Z
overestimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
didn't even watch
don't they know exactly how long the songs are? how do you go over estimate?
>>714728387F
>>714728387ZZZ
not a speedrun
>>714728673Nice try, Moishe, but her being white is not the problem here.
>>714728387Whatever is the worst score this time around.
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>>714728387I'm doin' him an F
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>>714728387A.
Nice and sweaty.
Wait how does the renderer know at what length to clip the saber in and out of her body? That's kinda cool.
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>>714728579STOP
YAMEROOOOOOO
>>714728621>No rebuttal again
>>714728387ZZZ, not a speedrun, not entertaining
this will never be topped
>>714728673damn foids invading the ultramasculine hobby of virtual reality dancing games
>no pit or ass stains
It's jurt not fair, man.
perhaps I rated it too soon, she deserve a bump up one letter for facing the camera
>>714728387can you post the rating scale when u ask these pls. I dont remember, thxx
>>714728387Overestimate in a fucking showcase somehow
ZZZ
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what's this
>>714728007The most middle of the road pre-2013 GDQ run was better than 99% of runs in today. GDQ used to be great but it fell off a cliff real quick. Too big too fast.
>>714728717Also want to say, I'm not trying to be negative :) I just think that if I had the same amazing luck she has (playing beatsaber on camera professionally) I'd be unhappy if I ended up with a body like that.
>Stalling cause the schedule is to far ahead
>>714728770The chuthininithm showcase was better than this, by far. Just 3 bros overjoyed to show off their rhythm game. One dude even took a shot in the middle of a song.
>>714727738https://www.youtube.com/@CubeCommunity
https://www.youtube.com/@BeatSaberChallengeCommunity/
Go to any video on these channels and you'll either see someone get an absurdly high score or clear some crazy speed map.
>>714728387A for my waifu
>>714728387A, that 300 hit combo was sick
>>714728749Extremely low quality bot. No more (You)s will be given.
I just realized she wears a cape or something to not have the whole stream just be her jiggling ass.
>>714728738I've tried to figure out Guy's tastes and I've concluded he fuckin hates "showcases"
START THE SEGMENT SO WE CAN FINISH THIS!!!!
>>714728828female autist equivalent of the trench coat
At this point in the marathon only SGDQ '18 had more donations.
We should just be happy there is an actual woman on stream
>>714727905novelty is a hell of a drug
>>714728898>Getting beaten by a botNot the own you think it is
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>shout your favorite Sonic game
>Sonic Adventure 2!
Back off, bastard! She's mine!
>when the world feels like such a dark place and so many are struggling
how bad can it be if you have spare change to donate in a video game marathon from the comfort of your own home
this front shot is good enough for me
>>714728951she's not doing anything though
>sekiro incentive 75% funded
time to stall
>>714728982More bicep definition than the average /v/irgin.
>>714728904Brother, there's no ass to jiggle
>>714728920theatre kid holding an event hostage with her friends
are you entertained?
please cheer
>>714728914The negotiations with yetee to dip into the red so GDQ never misses an incentive have reached an impasse.
Well screw this shit, I'm gonna watch Vinesauce until Sekiro.
>>714728129Remember when Tranny Poppins was the only one of "them"?
>>714729058>vinny is playing anime game that he can le epic cringe atno
>>714729053thanks for letting me know, then. So there's nothing redeemable about this run
why so much seething in this thread for /ourgirl/?
>>714729042RIP. The vax did him in.
the fuck is this awkward filler segment? if they want to shill for sekiro, just add an interstitial or cut to the crowd cam. having kungfu just fill time is retarded
>>714726341>No neo, what I'm telling you is, when you're ready, you won't even need to look.
Just admire the lady’s form :(
>"artist alley"
lemme guess its full of tranny worship
this actually looks like a game now
>>714729139marshmallow with shaping clothing?
>>714728984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3AJkGdSt4Q
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This belt is trying its god damnedest, I literally stood up and saluted
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THEY JUST TALK OVER THE FUCKING MUSIC
how is this a bonus showcase its the same exact shit
oh good, it's one of these mods
Why didn't they start with this?
>pretending its the first time seeing this crazy weird game
come on not this shit, this could be cool if she just quietly played
>DO NOT HIT
>still hits
>nothing happens
???
WOW IS THAT THE BACKROOMS!
>>714728982People dont realize how good we've got it in the grand scheme of things
IS THAT A VHS FILTER WITH OLD MUSIC
I'M GOING INSANE
not even trying to hit these blocks
IS THAT HECKIN' EVERYWHERE AT THE END OF TIME HOLY FUCK
OH MY YOUTUBE
IS THAT THE CARETAKERINO
DUDE IT'S SO DEEP LIKE IT'S ABOUT DEMENTIA AND STUFF
WOWEE i THOUGHT ONLY I KNEW ABOUT THIS SUPER OBSCURE DISTURBING ALBUM
Boy, I sure love theatre kids!
*farts*
Yeah, this shit sucks. I'm out.
Mod doesn’t work my immersion is broken
>>714728387B, it was fine.
>>714729337that caretaker album unironically helped me emphasize with my dad's dementia, I hate that it became reddit
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>>714729207I literally can't tell if this is her belly or her lower back; she's just an amorphous blob.
Yeah, I assumed that being able to import unity assets would mean that the aesthetic of the game would be ruined.
And of course the main concept of the backrooms, which is that you're alone but maybe there's something out there is ruined by making it obvious there's something jumping out at you.
>>714729337How the Caretaker of all bands became a flavor of the month is a testament to the all encompassing cultural power of The Algorithm™
my god. VR is so shit for streaming
>>714729291they consume too much doomposting on the internet and it warps their perspective
i wish she'd swing my cock around like that
>>714729337>DISTURBING ALBUMOOOOOO-AAA-AAA-AAA
I'm confused.
Aren't rythmic games by definition non-speedrunable? They quite literally follow a timer.
>>714728982Why doesn't she just go full e-whore instead of trying to be wholesome for GDQ?
I hate how zoomers think VHS is literally unwatchable shitty grainy shit because of analog horror
it's probably still better quality than the wifi buffering netflix they try to watch on their cracked screen iphones
Nintendo shut this down please
I played Control it was really good. Should I play alan wake next?
Do these different settings or maps, whatever they are called, make any difference to the gameplay?
>>714729404why are you mad that people like what you like too?
>>714729492Shut and simp for the fridge body
Send donations chud!
>>714729523@FBI
@Nintendo
@CanadaAir
>>714729472damn they even got Lord Varys?
>>714729558I dont want people liking what I like. Why should I let them be happy?
>>714729558where do you think we are.jpg
Nintendo take all the charity for that
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>>714729492There's only one speedrunnable rhythm game
>>714729508I'm guessing GDQ pays a lot for 2 weeks of work a year since these people are minuscule streamers otherwise
this makes me not want to play beatsaber
wow this is the good stuff glad you showed this off
It'd be great if Nintendo fucked them for this.
>>714729209Fucking savage
>>714729558trading in the cultural cache of a memetic commodity is different than earnest engagement with a work of art
this is like being invited over to play videogames and your friend is never lettin you play
>>714729510>320x240 lines>video and audio quality diminish with each viewing as a result of its design>can't let them get anywhere near magnets or even powerful capacitorsI get that new bad, but come on man.
holy fuck i'm having a seizure right now the banner should have been larger and in the middle of the screen
Some games are good games to play.
Some games are good games to watch.
Some games are good games to play & watch.
Beat Saber exists.
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this would be neat if they stopped fucking talking
>>714729704With them going after mario add-ons in gmod, they might've just awakened their lawyers to this mod.
>>714729794and you think at least I get to stare at her ass but she wears a fucking drape
>>714729404>unironically"Opinions" discarded.
The runs not bad you guys just hate woman
>i really like this song
This what?
When is this over-pressured tube of lard going to stop jiggling anti-erotically? What even is the next "run"? Is it even a real run upcoming?
>>714729784Well put.
>plays this rhythm game
>still fat as fuck and needs breaks
>>714729882>hate womanYeah, this egotistical greasy wine aunt.
>>714727905it's the production and general vibe of it. it's like an event made for literal children and retards (which most in the audience are)
>>714729104No he's got Vodka
That was the song? Sure, pretty colors, but there basically wasn't any music.
>>714729874On a zoomed in picture I can't even tell if I'm looking at the front or the back; you have to be a very particular shape for that to happen regardless of the clothes.
Boring information about my life but my ps2 hdd adapter came in after my last one died so I can finally play mgs3 after it shat out when I was 80 percent through mgs2. Had to transfer files to usb and emulate the rest of the game with the save
>>714729929Fu is that type of girl that works out and goes for walks but then comes home and eats an entire chocolate cake and then wonder why she's still fat
>>714729784you have no fucking idea how they engage with it you pseudo lmao
dont act like being a contrarian is a higher form of appreciation
>>714730087Happy for you nigga
>>714729404Wow, never heard caretaker brought up here. Haunted Ballroom was one of my three definitive albums I assocviate with my time in China with me ex. Leyland Kirby is one of the best ambient musicians, love his stuff.
This game is fun but fuck me it's a pain in the ass to add custom songs and I refuse to pay a single cent for music so it's dead to me pretty much
Bro I’m gonna kill myself
>people with legitimate speedruns got filtered out for this
That's the worst part about this. I used to like rythm games, but now it's kinda boring. Like the one thing about rythm games is listening to the music and everyone fucking talks over it.
...I'm not aware of whatever house cleaning meme is in this.
WTF WAS THAT BIG BROWN MUSCULAR THING POP IN?
>>714730501Nepotism at its finest brother
>>714730561Wow, like, cool it with the antisemitsm.
>"I can't believe you got spoiled on this game through a rhythm game map!"
>is perfectly okay spoiling some 55k people on it
doooooood map in reverse so coooooool
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>not a fucking drop of sweat
TWITCH CHAT GET UP AND STRETCH THAT HOLE
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