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I chemically extracted capsascin from a pepper for a high school project.
First impulse was to try a little, no flavour. Just pain.
But whatever I passed the assignment with a perfect score. Though, I still had the capsacin. So I figured why don't I dump it all in my math teachers coffee while she isn't looking? I fucking hated her, because she told me a perfect score wasn't possible, which I'll take in English or Art but not fucking Math.
Yeah, she went to the emergency room. It wad bad enough her lips were burnt.
That's the worst thing I ever did to a person. Got away with it too, because they all assumed it was just a case of the Coffee being too hot.
That's something I find scary on a metaphysical level. That you can actually injure a person and if you're smart about it and play around with what you have on hand, you get away with it because people always assume something mundane.
I put a little denatured alcohol in my sisters skincare products because she borrowed my car and crashed it, she assumed when her skin started drying out and cracking, she just needed more. It started a viscious cycle until she ran out.
Someone stole my lunch from the work fridge last week, I made the same dish but with a laxative sauce, dude shit so bad he ruined the toilet. Just assumed a stomach bug.
