Thread 714739962

>>714739962 (OP)
my girlfriend did this face in bed one time and i said "what the fuck are you doing right now, babe?" and her face went bright red. who trained zoomers to do this?

That looks incredibly silly in 2D, it looks straight up retarded in 3D!

>>714740086
kpop looks just as bad though lets be real. there are a million webms like what you posted and they ae all indistinguishable and soulless

>>714740053
Hentai

>>714739962 (OP)
this is an opposite of hotness

>>714740225
I can guarantee you that Korea is the only country with Seoul!

>>714739962 (OP)
I don't care what's between your legs, pretending you're an anime will always be peak cringe

>>714740053
Your gf is cheating on you now.

>>714740285
i only ever see her schlick to 3d and furry. do they stuff this face in there too?
>>714740376
she's literally asleep in front of me.

would

>>714739962 (OP)
bideo bames

>>714740435
>she's literally asleep in front of me.

>>714740053
>who trained zoomers to do this?
another guy

>>714740435
>schlick
Stop the act, you don't have a gf

>>714740318
wtf is this real?

>>714739962 (OP)
i call it the retard face
>>714740053
they were raised on anime

>>714741023
why are you so angry?

>>714740053
Can I have your GF?

>>714740053
that's the moment where you were supposed to switch to full speed, full intensity and yell "GET PREGNANT" repeatly, she would had cum like you have no fucking idea, you just ruined the mood,>>714740376 is probably right.

>>714741039
No, the chicken is a paid actor.

corea is a shitty copy of Japan
people are always too angry as well

>>714741269
based downies

>>714741193
no.
>>714741234
i fuck her as hard as she wants, and i eat her out all the time. i quickly found out she's never been eaten out before because her pussy was a mess after a minute, and she kept almost breaking my neck every time she squeezed my head between her legs.

>>714739962 (OP)
Source?

>>714741393
She loves Bumblebee for whatever random reason.

wtf

>>714741234
>>714740376
Unironic blackpilled khv incels thinking hentai logic is real

>>714739962 (OP)
Damn what an ugly down syndrome clown.
Video games?

>>714741570
one video games, comin up

>>714741442
Thats hot. Do you finger her asshole a bunch. Im jerking rn

>>714741505
>gf does stuff featured on hentai
>not following up the game
you are the incel, only a socially inept can't see the cues and join the fun.

>>714741636
i unironically give her the shocker a lot, yes.

>>714741505
It has nothing to do with hentai, it's the fact that his girlfriend is no longer comfortable expressing herself sexually with him anymore. She'll always have to work to keep herself composed during sex with him now, which just turns it into a chore. If she isn't cheating on him already, she will soon.

>>714740053
>>714741442
Cool story, normalfag.

>>714740318
This seems absolutely prime for giving dumb cunts brain damage (not that they would notice the difference)

>>714741442
*punches you hard in the face so you fall down* still think your fucking hardcore? huh? you wanna fucking step bitch?! xD

>>714739962 (OP)
white on the tongue like that is dysbiosis of digestive system btw. from eating sugar based diet all the time.

>>714739962 (OP)
only brownoids and underage b& finds this face appealing

>>714741724
this is true actually. You arent suppose to be judgmental in bed, and you arent suppose to get so angry you lose your cool. These rules are based on pleasing her subconscious monkey brain and if you dont do it you are in trouble.

>>714740086
>>714740318
Kill yourself, kpop obsessed incel.

>>714741724
>it's the fact that his girlfriend is no longer comfortable expressing herself sexually with him anymore. She'll always have to work to keep herself composed during sex with him now, which just turns it into a chore
unhinged blog entry. she made the face because she thought it was something guys like. she's very comfortable engaging in any of her weird kinks with me. we went grocery shopping the other day and i had stuffed with anal beads, and a little shock toy that zaps her pussy, which i always make sure to set off around people. make no mistake, she's a little freak, and loves that i indulge her.

>>714741762
I don't think they hit that hard.
>>714741936
I listen to a bunch of genres, not just kpop.

>>714740318
wow is that Roseanne Park?

>>714742093
Nope, it's best girls Miyeon and Yuqi from idle!

>>714740225
>>714741039
>>714741393
>replying at all to an avatarfag

>>714741920
Correct
>>714742025
>she made the face because she thought it was something guys like
That's certainly a possibility.

>>714742268
Just having a friendly chat in an offtopic thread, no need for the namecalling.

>>714741815
Damn. Was hoping she just doesn't scrape her tongue

How much entertainment industry bigwig cock do these ksluts take on a weekly basis?

>>714742025
>unhinged blog entry
lmao pot calling the kettle nigger. tumblr is that way for unhinged sex blogging.

>DUDE SEX LMAO REAL LIFE SEX IRL!!!!!!!!!!

>>714742417
They mostly get whored out before they become famous. Funnily enough once they make it big they're simply too busy to loan out lol

>>714742462
i responded to the anime face op with a question, retardo grande.

>>714742025
You don't have a gf, please stop and get help.

>>714742417
The one I'm posting doesn't need to resort to that, her group almost single-handedly keep their company afloat.

>>714742516
*slaps you hard* your not swag, your not hardcore, your a fucking noob. piss off kid now!

/v/ acting pretty bratty lately

>>714742590
>you're pail!
>you're bucket!

A generation that watch tiktok is Doomed to fail.

>>714742025
>we went grocery shopping the other day and i had stuffed with anal beads, and a little shock toy that zaps her pussy, which i always make sure to set off around people
wowie zowie thats so cool and mature and grown up to go shopping with beads up your ass

>>714742590
>google this
>nothing about what this post says at all
>there's a very real possibility that anon is a thirdie ESL that thought this sounded too cool not to post

>>714742957
show me where i said it was cool, mature, or grown up.

>>714742991
>google this
retarded NPC

>>714740053
How old are you and how old is she?

>>714743125
i'm 34, she's 24.

>>714743125
>>714743157
forgot to post this.

>>714742991
i mean its ironic cause the guy calling out "blog posting" was blog posting and the post he was calling out wasnt actually blog posting. probably a zoomie.

not that guy btw

Amoung pequeño

>>714742025
>make no mistake, she's a little freak, and loves that i indulge her.
i remember reading this exact line on a WEG, but i can't remember which one exactly.

>>714743098
>ESL thinks he has any right to sneer at anyone
can it, juan. you were roleplaying just now

Post a vocaroo of your gf sounding slutty. Im about to bust

>>714743125
>>714743157
fuck off and stop pretending to be me. i'm 24 and she's 65. she's literally asleep in front of me.

>>714743436
*throws you to the ground and viciamente beats you* fucking retard lol! your finisht now fuck off *knocks you out with a 2 fist slam*

>>714742025
this dude stuffs shit up his ass to go shopping and then cries about a face. why are millennials like this?

>>714743549
*dodges you suavamente and blasts a mega fart up your nose* hehe, not so bustamente now, huh gay?

>>714743634
[out of character] (uhm, wtf are you doing?)

>>714743562
He's a zoomer with a granny fetish. >>714743527

>>714743562
Why are you sharty zoomers all incels?

>>714743775
obesity, prescription drugs, and porn addiction.

>>714743157
Your age is about what I expected but I was imagining her being younger tbdesu... a little disappointing. I still retain my original position, but I don't really care enough to pry any further, have fun.

>>714742025
How embarrassing.

>>714740053
Based older Anon going for zoomers. But also retarded older Anon going for zoomers. I've been there too.
Educate her. She probably was exposed to so much pornography she believes that's how it is in real life. I hope she is not beyond repair.

>>714744049
we've been together for 3 years now, so she was 21. does that count?

fucking normalfags RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714741442
That's kinda hot.
good work on finding a gf anon
happy for you

>>714744157
When did the the funny zoomer face incident take place?

This isn't video game related at all, take this attention whoring shit to /soc/ where it belongs

>>714744212
That dude fucks. Did you at least take advamtage of a nerd asian chick in high school zoomerbro? If not then I doubt you'll ever get fresh pussy

>>714744142
she wasn't a virgin, but she didn't really know what to do during sex. i was happy to let her practice with me 400 times a day lol.
>>714744246
thanks anon.
>>714744250
4 months in about? my reaction was just confusion, which embarrassed her. it was brief embarrassment though. i didn't want her to feel bad, so i went down and ate her out.

>>714744402
This is so game devs can do research for more romance options in vidyagames. GTA VI will have a food shopping buttplug minigame in it.

>>714744219
>>714744212
what are y'all so weird? It's not hard to get a girlfriend. Just go talk to one of us lol.
Unless you're Indian, then stay away
>>714743562
>ESL
>>714744402
haha it's a janny wannabe hahaha

This weird missingno zelda idea seems like it'd be better in a shorter game rather than being wrapped in a gay wordswordswords quirky indie rpg

>>714744583
>one of us
Now I'm mad

>>714744590
wrong thread disregard or die

>>714744583
post your tummy

>>714744583
>esl
Yes, you are. You can barely string a sentence together and are uncontrollably seething at everyone laughing at you. Brownest shit I've seen in a while.

>>714739962 (OP)
My gf did an unintentional ahegao when I was going full mating press on her. Looks so silly but made me diamonds and I creampied her. I love women so much bros

>>714744583
Vocaroo your post im so horny

Delete game discussion, but one hour of some normalfaggot bragging about having sex and shoving anal beads and dildos up his ass, and the thread is still up. lmfao good job

>>714744854
Mods are asleep, post your wattpad sex fantasies GO GO GO!!!!

>>714744854
they were up her ass though.

>>714744817
He's having a complete meltdown and samefagging now. Im guessing he probably is a janny. Most of them behave this way.

>>714744583
mam do you provide it a bit of sex perhaps? of course just a voice clip or nonude picture its fine i just very much like to feel your sex abit.. ;)

>>714744946
i went to walmart with my gf and i had my gf's zap toy and a bad dragon dildo hanging out of my ass

>>714739962 (OP)
Ahegao faces are just so fucking stupid looking. Idk how people can get horny over it. Seeing it literally takes me out of it.

YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!! I ASK YOU NICELY TO POST ABIT OF SEX AND YOU ARE GHOSTED ME BITCH???! YOU ARE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH DO NOT THINK YOU WILL TEASE AND FUCK AROUND WITH ME YOU FUCKING BITCH. LISTEN NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU WILL POST THE SEX OR I WILL TAKE IT ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOU WILL BE PROSTITUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT????

>>714745347
It only works where it was first discovered: in trashy 2D hentai. Onlyfans whores who do it just because their simps pay for it should all be executed