Thread 714744251

What do you do?

Why would you ever just assume you can accurately pilot a giant hunk of metal with a controller like that??

>>714744385
I agree. He should have used a Gamecube controller.

Why do people focus so much on the controller? It's got all the inputs and drivers you need. You don't have to reinvent the wheel every time. There are a hundred other stupid decisions to poke fun at. The controller is fine.

>>714744251 (OP)
What's in this story broke your mind, normie? To this day, youtube recommends me some contentslop related to it.
Rich people died because of their stupidity and greed, haha, move on.

>>714744251 (OP)
if he wasnt racism against white pepo he would of been alive

>dude explore the darkest depths of the ocean it's full of aliens!!1
>meanwhile in your backyard

>>714744251 (OP)
>don't wanna hire middle aged white men with proven expertise from the navy
>hires pajeets and niggers for the sake of inclusion and diversity
>submarine implodes

>>714744251 (OP)
>a billionare was greeted with this exact same scene and said, "yeah, i'll get into that pepsi can and go 4 kilometers into the ocean depth, i'll even bring my son along".
I thought these people were suppoaed to be super high iq American psycho types? Why would someone like that do this to themselves?

>>714745448
Natural selection. Lol.

>>714744951
>The controller is fine.
You have never used an F710 for extended periods of time

>>714745448
the faustian spirit of w*ito*ds that have never known hardship lead them to this fate

>>714744251 (OP)
I grab hold of my game system and proceed to shit myself hard enough to propel myself through the roof and launch right into my secret bedroom in a cube floating space so I can play my games in peace

>>714744385
The slavs are doing fine with whatever aliexpress shit they're buying

>>714744385
>Metal
Carbon Fiber

>>714745668
So bring a spare controller what's the problem.
The real fuck up was the carbon fiber exterior. You can't just replace that in the microsecond a decompression event occurs. Fucking millionaire retard.

>>714745448
Rich fucks/nepo babies all have the main character syndrome. They think they'll never die.

>>714746114
Isn't that with drones and other smaller devices easier to control?

>>714746373
Okay, a giant hunk of carbon fiber, doesn't make much of a difference when you hedge your life on a logitech controller. Can they not make a controller of more quality? Money is not an issue so why can't they do that?

>>714745587
>no mountain of ammo spilling out everywhere
Definitely fake

how do you react without sounding mad?

>>714746808
The Logitech controller wasn't the worst part of it. The sub was built on the cheap, and everyone told the guy the thing was a deathtrap. He thought he knew better because he was a billionaire.

The media only targeted this guy because he was a white man

We laughed, we made fun of them for using a fucking Logitec controller.
But you know what?

>>714744385
He's retarded.

Sorry, 'was' retarded.

>>714746983
now he's more of a misty red

>>714746983
He hated White people though.

>>714747036
If I'm remembering correctly, logitech stocks jumped a bit after this

>>714747036
Ain't no way. That thing would have fucking exploded under the pressure. That pic is fake or pareidolia

>>714747112
>focused on feeling over result
He also ignored everyone telling him he would die if he attempted to take that sub down there. Man must have thought he was playing Subnautica IRL.

he was right though, safety measures and regulations inhibit innovation. the ceo dude probably knew he was going to die some day but he accepted the risk so that we could still visit the titanic

>>714744385
Because drones can, why not subs?

>>714747359
All we learned from this is that carbon fibre is a poor material to make submarines out of, a fact we were already well aware of.

>gorillionaire goes missing after deliberately endangering his own and other peoples' lives
>countries nearby have to spend millions in tax payer money doing search and rescue operations with hundreds of ships to find said gorillionaire even after everyone already knows he's dead
>if it was just some random fisherman in his boat that went missing nobody would care or look for him

>>714744385
Because he literally said he would not hire 50 year old white guys because they aren't inspiring.
He hired a fresh out of college DEI team and one of them said video game controller, and this rich idiot googled what videogames are, googled cheap controllers and said its just like submarine simulator.

reminder this was playing on repeat in the sub before their deaths
https://youtu.be/9bFHsd3o1w0

>>714747451
>gorillionaire does something stupid and dies
>this created hundreds of jobs

>>714746926
I dont even know what she's saying but if she tripped I'd feel all bad and give her a nice tip and tell her it's fine and not to worry about the order.

>>714747551
The money was always going to create jobs. Why use it for something completely pointless and wasteful instead of fixing the roads or whatever?

>>714747359
>he was right though, safety measures and regulations inhibit innovation.
Yeah. And those submarines don't implode and kill 5 people. They say "No, you can't make a sub like that" not because they hate change. They say that because it'll get someone killed.

>>714746808
The controller was not even an issue. It did not cause the implosion.
The jack ass bought into the hype of Carbon Fiber being super durable. Which it is, once. You use it one time and it's done. He instead used the same hull multiple times. Which is why it failed.

>>714744251 (OP)
Was it really that funny that a submarine imploded on itself because it used shitty logitec video game controller?
There were 50 threads a day when it happened.

>>714744951
I agree but it's because the controller is a metaphor for the whole thing. A vehicle intended to transport a group of people thousands of feet underwater is relying on a $20 vidya controller. Going that far deep is literally the most dangerous place humans can get to on earth. Imagine if you boarded an airplane and the pilot had a fucking Logitech controller to fly the plane. Going that far underwater is even more dangerous than flying a plane so it should be even scarier

>>714745448
Its literally pajeets

>>714745242
>if he wasnt filled with antiwhiteism he would of been alive
fix'd that champ.

>>714747112
Irrelevant.
He was still a White male.
You can NEVER be antiwhite enough to escape their ire and hate.
Period.

>>714747112
lol, I doubt anyone with experience would've even entered his tin can.

>>714746406
>>714744951
People focus on the controller because it's a perfect statement of the type of care for safety and quality the man put into his products. It's harder for people to wrap their heads around why making a submarine out of that material is fucking retarded, but if you say "he even used a bootleg controller" people instantly understand everything was a jerry rigged disaster waiting to happen. Hundreds of thousands of dollars per expedition and the man couldn't afford to use a couple real, wired xbox or similar quality controllers. It's total lunacy.
Also, people focus on it here because it's /v/ and controllers are a core part of vidya.

>>714746926
Bring her inside, grab some running alcohol and one of my bigger bandages.
Fix up her knee as best I can, tell her to take five, ask if she wants one of the surviving slices pizza, and carefully open up that 2 liter of Pepsi without it spraying everywhere.
She's got more pizza in her backpack, I'm sure, and they need to get delivered, too. Hopefully with less blood.
I'd be a decent human being to someone who's hurting, but she ain't getting a full tip. That was my dinner. I gotta spend five bucks on McDonald's, or something.
But I'd still give her a 5 star review for trying her damnedest.

>>714745448
Nobody is rich today because they worked hard or did something brilliant. They are rich today because their parents were.

>>714747461
The DEI hires were actually smarter than this retard. He was told multiple times that his sub was a bad fucking idea, especially making it out of carbon fiber instead of titanium.

>>714747270
It very well could have survived. Humans are basically flesh balloons filled with water and fare about as badly as you can on rapid pressure changes. Pieces of plastic could make it through mostly intact

>>714745448
>I thought these people were suppoaed to be super high iq
you fell for the lies made up by rich people who inherited their money

>>714747359
Well they're definitely visiting the Titanic all right

>>714748103
>>714747556
Ok, but now imagine instead of a cute anime girl it's a slightly overweight and balding middle-aged man with a goblin face and a high pitched nerdy voice.

>>714748341
I'd still be a decent human being.
>but its a chubby older dude tho
I'd be a decent human being. It's not rocket surgery.

Anybody else think this was as attempt to hide the journey to the dark continent/hollow earth/beyond the ice wall? The deaths never happened, it was all staged.

>>714745448
If you're rich enough for long enough, especially when young, your belief that you're incapable of dying grows exponentially. Most normal people get the shit kicked out of them at some point in life and realize they aren't the main character, that never happens for sheltered rich people. They truly believe themselves untouchable, and usually they have such massive safety nets around them that to some extent it's true, but if you give nature a millimeter it'll ΔP your ass immediately.

>>714747112
Is this why Magatards laughed at this tragedy?

>>714747626
I just thought it was funny

>>714746926
Tell her I'll still pay and keep the drop a secret if she buys the next one and eats it with me.

What if they're still alive though

>>714748063
>but if you say "he even used a bootleg controller" people instantly understand everything
Being handed the madcatz controller at a friend's house is a universal experience for an entire generation
The controller really does drive the point home better and faster than any other aspect of this shitshow

>>714748539
>>714748770
They are.

>>714748580
>tragedy
Don't go calling it that, the term is reserved for events that nobody deserved and couldn't have forseen. That faggot willingly got in that deathtrap tub despite all the red flags going up and being told that he would die if he kept doing it. He earned his death.

>>714744251 (OP)
What the fuck are those pointy things on the analog sticks and why the fuck would you use them?

>>714748561
Youre absolutely right. I remember there was this rich kid in my high school who thought it would be funny to jump onto his friends car wheel he was driving through the school parking lot. Rich kid's foot slipped and his head went under the wheel killing him. He really thought he could just reenact some action movie scene irl bc nothing bad ever happened to him.

>>714748914
Erect nipples anon

Someone post the crab. You know the one.

>>714745448
None of the guys in that sub were American besides Stockton you clown.

>>714748561
The water cosmonaut is a system shock player and using his psi power to counter delta P.

>>714749146
You asked for it

Bros, i don't think subnautica 2 will live up to the first game.

>>714744251 (OP)
Throw the controller at his head

I like to think their last hours went something like this.

>>714750232
The nonstop threads were pure kino

>>714748103
Not even going to offer her an egg?

>>714750232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bFHsd3o1w0
Imagine the last hour of your life, being stuck in a tiny submarine, with this song stuck on loop. I'd rather die on the real Titanic. lol

>>714748341
I'd still feel bad and tell him not to worry about the food. I don't feel bad because she is cute, I feel bad because I have fallen and dropped stuff and it fucking sucks. Hell, if it was some porky super out of shape dude I might feel worse. Some young thing will bounce back in no time. Some unhealthy old fart will be hurting for days.

>>714750232
They knew they were going to die. They dumped their ballasts trying to ascend, so we know for sure they had time to contemplate what a retarded thing they'd just done.

>>714745260
I'm sorry that you live in Australia

>>714744251 (OP)
Why didn't he have a backup plan?

>>714748459
>>714750506
Ok, but now what if he's an exact clone of you except he has pure black eyes and razor sharp teeth?

>>714748685
>if she buys the next one and eats it with me
Congratulations, you just gave her the ick and you'll never see her again because she told her manager she feels unsafe making deliveries to your address.

>>714750680
I'm probably not seeing her again anyway might as well shoot my shot even if it's cringe and scares her off. It's how men attain women way out of their league

>>714745448
It's time to stop pretending pajeets are intelligent.

>>714750232
Nah. They imploded instantly, neurons in their brains couldn't fire off fast enough for them to register they are dying. Those threads where everyone thought they were kinda floating around were pretty funny though.

imagine if someone took a diarrhea dump while in that submarine

>>714746926
haruka-chan...
this picture is so mean...

>>714751562
The media thought they were sitting on the bottom slowly suffocating, or at least thought that was the best story to run. The navy however heard the pop 3 days earlier

>>714747112
After watching the documentary I realized he said this not only to sound progressive to the media but also because all the "old white guys" told him this was a bad idea and he fired all of them.

>>714751775
This.