>>714746926Bring her inside, grab some running alcohol and one of my bigger bandages.
Fix up her knee as best I can, tell her to take five, ask if she wants one of the surviving slices pizza, and carefully open up that 2 liter of Pepsi without it spraying everywhere.
She's got more pizza in her backpack, I'm sure, and they need to get delivered, too. Hopefully with less blood.
I'd be a decent human being to someone who's hurting, but she ain't getting a full tip. That was my dinner. I gotta spend five bucks on McDonald's, or something.
But I'd still give her a 5 star review for trying her damnedest.