Thread 714747117

Stop enabling crazy women.

The face tachyon makes at me after concocting a futa horsecock growing elixir

>>714747117 (OP)
i'd enable her womb if you know what i mean

>>714747117 (OP)
my wife

>>714747117 (OP)
THAT'S A BOY

We're going to experiment
With pegging

>Races: 14
>Wins: 5
Guess who.

Why do I need to wait 50 years before a race starts even though the lobby is full?

>>714748521
Make it white oh my god

aww

You do NOT have the budget to feed your uma

>>714747117 (OP)
that's a horse

>>714748810
Sad to see that Oguri had to go on a diet

>>714747117 (OP)
>be a horse
>bred for racing
>become a mad scientist instead
For what purpose? Don't tell me there's a uma that is a street racer, you know driving cars.

>>714749649
>Don't tell me there's a uma that is a street racer
There are several racist umas

>>714749649
Weird how Uma Agnes did the most outlandish shit to vicariously live her dream while all the real Agnes did was retire and give birth to Daiwa who did go on to win a lot.

>>714749649
Her scientific pursuit revolve around racing though.

>>714748715
Where is the claw machine? Haven't seen it in any of my campaigns.

damn, this is the most fans i've ever had

>>714750010
Shows up randomly when you do recreation.

>random red text about who coined the term "golden generation"
???

fucking finally

>>714750071
Ah, okay.
Only use recreation before a race if I really need it.

>>714747117 (OP)
Enabling crazy and evil women to rape my wallet!!!

>>714750330
You get 20% more stats from training at Great.

>>714750330
If you have good cards you should only ever recreation on your second turn or if your Uma does some retarded shit and gets bummed out, but you should never not be at great even when you're not doing races

guys, I think I really like the queen...

king halo has popped rushed three times in as many races
truly a first-class master of pacing herself…

>>714750207
What do I need to be doing to get all the free cards, just keep grinding career?

>>714751624
grind career for event points
read event story
spin even roulette wheel

>>714747117 (OP)
all women are crazy anon, its just a matter of 'how crazy'

>>714751624
Yeah, Bakushin would be the quickest to grind

>>714752092
why is tachyon in the persona 5 intro?

I expected Tachyon's song to be more aggresive considering how she is, yet it's one of the most relaxing ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t202gzOzSNA

swear to god king halo is just preternaturally disposed towards late starts
she's run seven races and gotten late start and/or rushed in 6 of them
i guess this career goes in the trash. i'll try again tomorrow.

I actually felt kinda bad playing through Bakushin's career story and abusing her retardation to force her to do sprints

when is kitasan black coming out?

>>714749649
>be a horse born for racing
>decide that you want to become a mad scientist to break the laws of science in order to break the limits of racing
>"For what purpose?"
Racing

>>714752543
The 16th

You should be glad UMas are stoopid they could take over the earth and kidnap men for their rape stables if they ever united

>>714752543
after kitasan white

>>714752652
thanks, guess i've got enough time to save up some more carats, got about 10k right now.

>>714752674
rudolf?

>>714748810
>no scarlet
I knew I was right choosing her as my horse

>>714752518
The game doesn't stop you from going full retard and signing her up for long races bwo. Go for it, it's what she wants.

>>714752661
Ok, but why won't the trainers use their legions of loyal horse girls to take over the world?
Are humans stupid too?

>>714753026
Anon, there are humans in our world who think food magically ends up in the grocery store.

Grandma, it's time for you to go to the retirement home

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
Time to grind out the Super Creek one

>>714753448
is it random if the prize will be onsen or hamburger?

>no tachyon feet art
The yakuza protect her fiercely.

>>714753310
How do you get her to go so fast...?

Does
>Skill (position/race length)
Mean that skill only activates in (position/race length), or activates more often in (position/race length), or just that it's probably most desirable for it's effect in (position/race length)?

>>714753513
There's an event halfway through the campaign where your Uma buys a raffle ticket and you have a random chance of being a tissue (fuck you and your mood down), multiple different types of carrots that gives you some energy/stat boost or if you're REALLY lucky, the onsen ticket. Then you need to win the Ura Finals to get the scene.

>>714753675
Am noob, so vets can correct me.
Only in those types of position/race. It's why the ones without those conditions are more expensive.

>>714753675
it will only trigger if you pick that position as your strategy or you are running that length circuit

>>714753574
You can bypass Yakuza bans by having the horse step on a city for some reason

>>714753990
>yakuza officially has sanctioned giantess art
based

How am I supposed to get 5 cards to show up? I've done almost 30 career runs.

>>714754124
Just don't be a lucklet bro.

Haha! I'm totally going to enable this crazy women!

Haha! Look at her go!

>>714754124
I'm in the same boat, just pick 6 speed and bakushin away I guess

>>714754124
Leveled support cards of all the same type, look for the "Specialty Priority" skill. it's a shame the director and paparazzi don't count for this because I'd have it done by now.

https://youtu.be/1YVAN4QWBTg I can't help it she is just that cool

>>714753990
>>714754221
For me it's Tachyon growing other umas

anyone familiar with Japanese gachas - especially older closed ones - do they have guaranteed period before shutting down or some law that requires refunds? (not implying Uma would get shut down any time soon, just curious in general)

>>714755094
they either stay dead or the devs are nice enough to put it up on steam as an "offline" version that you pay for

i dont know if these are generated randomly but some of these names really are something

>>714753610
The opponents are wearing gym uniform which mean it's a low grade race. Btw there's an option in the setting that also make your Uma wear gym uniform too in low grade race, make it way less jarring to look at.

>>714747117 (OP)
Sex with Agnes Tachyon

>>714754778
Either way, the mad science theaming works realy well in this context

>>714755328
The rules with horse racing is that no two horses can have the same name (Until the old one dies and you get the explicit approval from the old one's owner to use the same name after 5 years).
With so many horses born and registered every year, there are only so many sensible names to go around before people have to start getting "creative".

>pic related

>>714754365
nta but at least I'm getting more 4 supports now

NGL Yakuza Pocket Circuit was more engaging than Uma.

>>714755094
No.
The offline version stuff the other anon's mentioning is exceedingly rare I only know of 2 instances where that happened, megaman x dive and the animal crossing gacha. If possible and if the game is popular enough a private servers might be set up after eos like with dragalia lost.

>>714753574
here you go nonny
https://x.com/StarPermafrost/status/1938258508417302764

>>714748521
What's in the vial?

>>714756138
PEDS

>>714756138
Ivermectin

Cinderella Grey is set in the late 80s... how are Oguri Cap, Symboli Rudolf and the others still in the Tracen Academy in the regular series? Those are set in the 2010s, right?

>>714756245
don't worry about it

>>714756278
How you gonna tell me not to worry about it when they've gone full autism with all the other details about the setting and lore

>>714755328
NPCs are rng names
I've had both Frilly Banana and Frilly Apple in the same race

>>714756245
>send horsegirls to horse school
>they can't graduate because they keep flunking every class that isn't PE

I like how the instant Fujimasa March learned to smile, she instantly slid into irrelevancy. Started having friends and socializing instead of training and WINNING.

>>714757254
I've seen 2 variations of failure for this
What determines which one you get?

>>714757432
The level of the facility.

>5 aligned AND triple trigger
It's that easy

>>714747117 (OP)
nortubel is full of crazy women

>>714756245
it only says that in the English subs and it makes no sense since there are soo many smartphones
The real plothole is why does Norn use a smartphone? It can't possibly reach her ears like the other girls phones

>>714754091
>officially has sanctioned giantess
https://youtu.be/x19ao_B9_KA?si=LODApqBlYk5WkDPO

Why don’t the Uma’s just rise up against their human oppressors and enact their racing utopia?

>>714756245
They're basically elves and age slower so they also have longer school years.

>>714758431
weak to headpats

>>714756245
the anime are all disconnected from each other

>>714757767
Still not fast enough.

>>714755328
they're definitely randomized because I've seen near identical girls in races. kinda makes me sad for the jobbers, really wish we could get a few of those designs since they're so cute when they're sad.

>card is top tier if uncapped
>useless if capped
How does this even work? I feel like my SSRs are useless even though I have some nice ones. Should I be using a fully uncapped card over a "meta" capped one for guest? I can't find uncapped Fine Motion.

>>714749649
Funny you say that...

Can someone explain to me what the fuck is in Vodka's hair

The way that stats and stuff are laid out specifically remind me of Success Mode from the old MLB Power Pros games.

>>714756245
Consider that Symboli Rudolf was Student Council President when Teio was a kid, and now still is when Kitasan Black (who idolized Teio as a kid) is now a student.

>>714758845
what the fuck's wrong with you

>Oguri Cap
Where's Oguri Fr?

>>714759105
Is Tracen Academy actually horse purgatory?

>>714747117 (OP)
Tactile rr

>>714759230
I mean kind of canonically yeah? Considering the whole thing about all the Uma's being the souls of horses from our world. This is their after-life.

It's probably best not to think of Tracen Academy as an actual academy, but rather as a sports institution that doubly serves as a permanent home and training camp for athlete's. After all, every single uma that races in Japan lives there. I'd reckon the Director's family gave it a 'school' feel so that they could get the Japanese Government to subsidize it.

>>714758938
my sneed

can Umas get drivers licenses or do they not need one

>>714756245
>The race of '87

>>714759138
I mean that most of the time I see the npc horses in a race, they're in a bad mood and that makes me want to save and protect them.
they have an endearing charm that none of the special horses have.

>>714759961
Lmao

>>714758548
>Thought I was watching a show about horse girls doing races
>Turns out I'm actually watching Frieren but instead of an elf it's a horse and there's a thousand of them
Interesting, interesting...

>>714759929
they take the train in the game, but cars are probably slow enough that they wouldn't bother.

>>714760021
just do daily races with you're favorite horse and you'll see them do the same pathetic face

>>714759929
Maruzensky has a Lamborghini or something but idk if she has a license

>>714759961
The 1987 Arima Kinen was actually pretty tragic, both Merry Nice and Sakura Star O both suffered an injured. As the favourite and third favourite respectively (and rivals at that), it not only caused an emotional impact but a loss of 16 billion yen. Thankfully both survived.

>>714759929
>>714760210
>>714760469
i feel like, being racehorses and all, they probably don't want to run everywhere in their free time outside of racing and training. so i don't see why they wouldn't get cars and shit. gotta protect those legs.

>>714760469
She does have a license, yeah. Though she drives like a maniac and the trainer is terrified of getting into the vehicle with her. Grass Wonder I believe seems to like it though.

>>714747117 (OP)
Maybe you should stop making the villainess way hotter than the boring ass heroine...
Oh wait Uma is based and Agnes isn't some villain doomed to be sacrificed for the glory of some bland heroine bitch.

>>714760563
In Maruzenky's case, it's also just about experiencing speed faster than she can do on her own two legs. There's an event where she gets to experience like 50,000 mph in VR or something and it gives her the biggest hit of dopamine imaginable. Tachyon would probably find that shit gay though since she's insistent Uma can achieve FTL.

>>714757254
I would simply break through the maze with my horse power

>1* 1* 1* 2* 1*2*1*1*2*
Not a single 3* blue spark since release and I'm starting to get burnt out doing 6+ careers a day.

>>714760741
seems like that's how golshi would handle it

>>714760698
When will she break the 4th wall and make umas real

>>714755328
Need mob uma.

>>714762046
>Her mood is bad

Poor girl. I'd take her to a shrine so she could get a lil ticket that says GREAT.

>>714747117 (OP)
Stop wanting to fuck animals

>did a Tachyon run for fun
>3 sparks for power
>tried to get 3 speed spark on Taiki Shuttle
>3 sparks for power
Fine, I'll raise a 9 sparks horse.

>>714762231
Bro put her as a front runner, Late Surger/End Closer for sprints is cray cray.

>>714748893
>>714747117 (OP)
Remove sleeves

>>714762261
I mean in the demo race before the tutorial

Are speed sparks the only thing worth farming?

>>714758431
You want me to be free, but all I want is to race

>>714758431
>Oppressors

They're the single most privileged class imaginable. They get to live free and race as much as they want at Tracen. Their fame gives them infinite opportunities if they don't feel like racing. They're free from fear of any human bullying since they're monumentally stronger, and since they're all women they have cute appeal. The Statue of Liberty is an Uma.

>>714748521
is this an anime adaptation of the daily life in london?

>>714747117 (OP)
FUCK I GOT 2ND NECK WITH URARA IN URA FINALE FINALS FUCK THIS SHIT MY DAUGHTER DESERVED TO WIN

>>714762461
NO!

>>714763186
Wake up, you're late for the race

>>714756245
Funnily enough there's nothing on that calendar that mentions the year.
I get that the translator did his homework and looked up the real races and wanted to show off his knowledge, but maybe the anime studio wanted to keep it vague/ambiguous on purpose? Since they got smartphones and everything maybe it's not really set in exactly 1987 like the real race. In the first season of the anime Oguri Cap still appears as a student, so that would mean she was in school for 30 years.

>>714763259
Already used all the retries on JBC first placing...

>>714763345
Welp, no better reason to try again then
good luck!

>>714762461
She would become to powerful

>>714762046
>"Irresistible"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s0nIxBLZio

>>714762046
>Guts 53
Least her trainer knew not to train it

>>714760469
what the fuck is the ferrari logo in their unverse since horses aren't real

>>714748893
wtf is she adeptus astartes?

>>714756278
>>714756382
FUCK cyclists i guess

>>714759329
good morning saar

>>714759929
vodka likes motorcycles so its not out of the question

>Sein Sky appears and says she heard about Special Week's impressive showing in the Derby
>She literally came in second in the Derby right after Special Week

>>714748810
>>714753990
>>714758428
>tfw no giant uma with big, stuffed, aching belly from many silos of oats

>>714762220
Fucker actually gets 3* sparks

This is my Uma daughter, say something nice about her

ever since that one thread, i can't stop thinking about Uma warfare.

>>714759358
Does this imply that the Trainers are all angels who look after the horse spirits?
Or are they still just normal people and they die while the horses have to continue on like it's Doctor Who or something.

>>714765042
source?

>>714765167
Normal hoomans.

>>714765042
Need an H-game parody where the training risk % is impregnation risk %.

So, does the game actually simulate the speed, positions, etc. of the horses based on their stats during the races? Or does it just roll for placements first, and then play a random movie scenario that ends with those placements?

>>714765130
She's very handsome

>>714765167
Normal humans that get old and retire. Fuji Kiseki's was an old ass man.

>>714765167
Time is subjective in this world

>>714765204
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001104811/sire/progeny/

>>714765360
Former, the races are fully simulated but stats like speed only come into play during the final stretch. For example, you can get completely fucked over by positioning if your horse gets boxed in early race.

>>714765519
>Their world works on Simpsons logic
Oh so they're actually in Horse Hell/Purgatory

>>714765042
That's m'boy.

>>714765593
sexo

>>714765562
>12 PAGES OF CHILDREN
kek what a GOAT

>>714765562
Why do all of his kids suck so much.

I'm such a fucking failure as a trainer
Forgive me King

>>714765846
Don't feel too bad anon, King's campaign is really hard.

>>714765783
they don't have the sigma energy

>To say that he altered the thoroughbred breed in his new country would be a massive understatement. The sire of 12 crops, before his untimely death due to laminits, Sunday Silence sired 1,514 foals. From that sample size, a remarkable 1,067, or over 70%, turned out to be winners.

Silence Sunday('s semen)... Was STRONG...!!!

>>714765593
What a flatty. Should have eaten more and slept more instead of drinking so much coffee

>>714766290
>fan design
>looks like Manhattan Cafe
Heh.

>>714765783
He refused to mate with a superior mare

>>714747117 (OP)
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
wtf is Akashi doing there?

post that HARLOT uma that has CANNOICALLY matted with like half of the cast

>>714766573
Gold Chud really saw this and went "YOU ARE MALE." Embarrassing.

>>714766569
#NotMyOrfevre

>>714766528
Cafe's "imaginary friend" is heavily implied to be Sunday Silence who's Cafe's RL sire. The RL Manhatten Cafe was also the spitting image of Sunday Silence to the point they even had Cafe star as him in a biopic about him.

>get Taiki Shuttle
>half her events are about burgers
Hehehe

>>714766634
She's not the only harlot but I assume you're talking about Dober? Mated by Agnes Tachyon, Manhattan Cafe, Special Week, El Condor Pasa and her relative Mejiro Ryan (amongst others)?

>>714766763
>get Nice Nature
>half her events are pic related

>>714760606
>Grass Wonder I believe seems to like it though.
Same with Super Creek

>>714766795
yeah her

>>714766687
Fuji Kiseki is another doppelganger of Sunday Silence. Though I think the game distinguished them a fair bit (Fuji's Fuji's are far larger).

That being said I'm more into the theory that Cafe's imaginary friend is New York Cafe (her tragically departed brother) than Big Papa.

>>714766763
>American character
>Stupid blonde bimbo with huge bouncing boobs that loves burgers and guns
Based

>>714766605
Stop noticing

>>714766634
There is ANOTHER...

>As a broodmare, Mejiro Ramonu mated with Symboli Rudolf, Mejiro Ryan, El Condor Pasa, Tanino Gimlet, and many other horses.
>Ramonu has a flirty line in-game with Rudolf even to make reference to this.

>>714766978
Kris Symboli is so hot, bwos.

How do I get the funny anime moment animations to play when my girl uses her main skill move? I want to be sports entertained.

>>714767098
Now, It is her turn to get pregnant.

>>714767098
It doesn't end there.

>Seiun Sky was considered Nishino Flower's 'beloved'
>They were even buried together
>Never the less-
>Taiki Shuttle hit that. Also hit her mother and one of her daughters with Seiun.
>Agnes Tachyon wanted in on the action and bred her too.
>There's a interaction in JP where they even satirize Taiki 'stealing' Nishino away from Seiun

>>714766795
>>714767408
Hot

>>714767408
AND THIS... IS TO GO... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND...

>Kitasan Black could never defeat Duramente.
>Duramente retired however, seemingly freeing Kitasan from Duramente.
>At the time, Kitasan was noted to have a thing for Sweep Tosho (pictured). Paying attention to her in stables and on the track.
>Team planned to mate Kitasan with her.
>Duramente's team found out.
>Swooped in and Sweeped Tosho First.
>Kitasan would only get Duramente's sloppy seconds.
>Kitasan would also get a new little brother from his mother, Sugar Plum... Courtesy of Duramente...

Friendly reminder that horse semen (from a pedigree racehorse) is one of the most expensive liquids in the world

Agnes Tachyon seems to show up amongst the mates of the sluttiest mares quite a bit. Did he just have a thing for easy women?

>>714767260
Some ults have a clear condition(for example, Daiwa Scarlet when you reach 1st place during the second half of the race, if you play her front with a high speed stat you can make her pop her ult all the time)
Meanwhile others require a higher WIT stat, remaining stamina during a certain part of the race, etc.
It looks like chace but it actually depends on your horse, stats and strategy

>>714756245
anime is non-canon

How important is aptitude? I'm in the middle of silence suzuka career and somehow got a pace chaser spark, so it's S now

Mare Caretaker! Another of your most scandalous hussies, please!

>>714767829
Aw, Nippo Teio in a suit is handsome. Happy Haru Urara is always a blessing.

>lags at the very back every race
>starts throwing air punches
>coinflip she either rushes to the first or gets stuck in traffic and only advances two positions
What the FUCK is Gold Ship's problem

any explanation why the top tier support cards are top tier?

>714767408
>Taiki Shuttle hit that. Also hit her mother and one of her daughters with Seiun
Taiki WHAT THE FUCK

>>714753990
>Art of my magnificent horse used as feet fap material for greasy otaku? Fuck off, want to lose a finger?
>Art of my magnificent horse gigantified and accidentally crushing innocent people like ants in her path? Fucking excellent idea, why didn't I think of this sooner
Lol

>>714767963
He can't help himself...

>>714767531
Duramente deserved better treatment in the anime.

>>714767958
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258925
reddit's reroll tier list is trash

Duramente-sama... S-stop it...

>Yeehaw Seiun-kun! The women of your family are WANDARFUL! I gave them all my biggest hugs~!

Why are Kentucky horses like this, bwos?

>>714768142
this is what I want but
>not a single card available for us is in there
Looks like F2P bros are going to lose hard in the future

>>714767814
y-yes my king

>>714768302
look at the bottom
yes this game is p2w and no amount of spreadshitting will change that

>find the acupuncturist for the first time early game
>neat
>fail, -15 on everything
I can surely bounce back from this

>>714767746
It's an official Cygames UMAMUSUME Project and even more canon than the game as far as I'm concerned because they actually reference how Oguri Cap used to run bent down more than the average horse, as well as other small details.

>>714767531
literal NTR story

>>714767660
Everyone wants a piece of strong racehorses

>>714768625
they already have that in-game. The anime is non-canon exaggerated trash for dumbass normalfag memers that want the characters to act like complete clowns

>Be Daiwa Scarlet
>Your father, Agnes Tachyon, loves the hoes
>Your mother, Scarlet Bouquet, never raced and existed just for breeding
>You're incredibly prodigious, valued and pretty by mare standards
>All the factors are working against you being a pure lady
>Only end up with a few lovers and then retire from breeding entirely

How did she do it?

>>714768768
>The anime is non-canon
Wrong.
Sorry anon, this is the direction Cygames wanted otherwise why would they commissions and approve it for so many years?

>>714768768
The anime came out before the game did. Not to mention the anime and the game influence each other, anime content frequently ends up in the game and vice versa. Why are you trying to start tribalism within the franchise when the francise itself is symbiotic with all it's parts?

Just like the fast and the furious, this franchise is about speed and family!

>>714768986
pretty sure the direction cygames wanted is the gacha game. It's the one bringing in the money and the anime/manga are just ads for EOP pirates

>>714769039
the teaser for the game came out before the anime. Animefaggots deserve it because they ask dumbass questions like "hurr why don't they age" when the game has them all the same age competing with each other

1% failure chance...
This run is doomed isn't it? Should I just restart?

>>714769375
People who say things like 'why don't they age' tend to be people who just haven't gotten into the franchise period yet. Besides there's nothing wrong with joking about the world building, even the characters will joke about the mechanics of their verse at multiple points. The anime's are fun, the game is fun, elitism in a franchise like this is a poor attitude to have. The only real 'primaries' would be the people into horse racing anyways.

>>714766658
GoldCHAD saw all that and said "nah I can't handle her", lmao

I have no idea how to raise a horse. Is it like playing monster rancher 2?

wait a fucking second this is just an uma thread isn't it

>>714770093
Yeah, exactly.

>>714769972
Men fear what they cannot control.

I don't gentildona was she like a mutant super horse or what

>>714748470
Gold Ship not giving a shit and winning the 5 hardest races out of the bunch easily

>>714769375
>pretty sure the direction cygames wanted is the gacha game.
I don't see how this contradicts the manga being canon? There's no contradictory info in them. The manga is merely an expansion of the story.
They literally commissioned 3 different anime seasons, 3 OVAs, 1 movie and a 16 volume manga with its own 4 anime seasons planned only for some autist to crawl out of the woodworks to cry "um none of them are canon because I don't like it". They probably spent more money on the anime by now than they did on making the game.
They don't do it just for the gacha, they do it out of love for the series and they want to expand it beyond just the gacha.

You have yet to prove why they're not canon btw, everything has CYGAMES UMAMUSUME PROJECT on them.

>>714747117 (OP)
>>714748521
I didn't know Uma Musume had crazy women, am downloading right now. How do I get this chick(horse)?

>>714748810
>Oguri Cap VS Goku
>Who's running the restaurant out of business more!?

>>714765130
big fujis

>check the JP wiki
>all the top tier horses are new releases
I mean, I fully expected this, especially from a cygays gacha. But still... All the fan favorite horses are those the game has started with. Does anyone actually care about the new ones? They could at least released alt variants of the starting horses, and made them strong and meta.

>>714770240
This guy got 400 wit

If you HEKIN think about it all horses are crazy they were bred by humans to go "me want food sex and run fast"

>>714770431
Y'know how in real life, some body builders will do way better than others even though they do the exact same work outs? That's down to genetics. In humans, genetics are a real mish-mash of randomization. But in horse racing, horses are carefully bred over generations to maximize certain qualities. Gentildonna's father was an absolute machine called Deep Impact (who was on the roids but his owner will never admit this). His daughter seemed to somehow inherit his pure roids power because she had freakish musculature. Fans called her the 'gorilla' and joked she wasn't really female. Gold Ship found her threatening and his trainer claimed that Golshi thought she must be a guy due to her power. She wasn't huge, but she was ripped, which made her an excessively dominant creature on the track.

>>714765130
She looks like she fucks young umamusume

YOU, GOLD CHUD, I CHOOSE YOU TO BE THE FIRST OF MY VICTIMS!

>>714770707
>goldship YWNBAW posting irl
kek

>>714770476
It's non-canon because the characters act retarded. You realize it's just a dramatization of historical events right? And that's already in the game. I don't know why you're trying so hard to keep your otaku cred just because you refused to pay attention to the series years ago and waited for western streamer approval to get into it

>>714770483
Just pull for her.

>>714770837
There's one famous incident where, during a race, Gentildonna 'bumped' Gold Ship due to her jockey being a moron. Typically if this happened with a mare, Gold Ship would let it slide. He liked fighting male horses, but he was very cognizant of the girls. (Unlike say Tamamo Cross or Special Week who just our-right hated women). By contrast though, in this contest, Gold Ship immediately hit Gentildonna back with his full power. She was unfazed and they continued to race with brutal animosity.

>>714770656
japan cares about all of them because it's historical japanese culture and they want to collect. To the west they're just anime girls and have no incentive other than memes

>>714770997
NTA but are you inferring they don't act stupid in the game? They do. Like, a lot.

>>714770997
>It's non-canon because the characters act retarded.
According to you, but clearly Cygames disagrees

>>714771080
please tell me this ended with hate-mating

>>714770997
Oh this nigga angry

>>714771145
they have minor quirks and not like anime/manga where they're completely flanderized

>literally one fag on the entire site assblasted over anime and manga
Just report and ignore the trash

>>714771198
Nah, as said Gold Ship didn't view her as a female. He was well known to get easily aroused around mares, and if you even said the Japanese word for Erection- He'd get a stiffy- But to him Gentildonna wasn't something to lust for. She was an aberrant creature he could only consider male. In short, he didn't like muscle mommies. Other horses did sleep with Gentildonna just fine though, so it's not a universal take.

>>714771193
>It's canon because the characters act retarded.
According to you, but clearly Cygames disagrees

>>714747117 (OP)
https://youtu.be/28iHA3501MY

>>714770997
>It's non-canon because the characters act retarded
And the characters don't act retarded in-game? Haha get a grip dude.
>You realize it's just a dramatization of historical events right?
You realize Oguri Cap isn't actually a girl, right?
>I don't know why you're trying so hard to keep your otaku cred
What otaku cred are you talking about? I see a retard being wrong on /v/, I do my favorite past time and poke him with a stick and call him out for being retarded, nothing more. I don't call myself an otaku or worse pride myself in being one. Get real.
I watched the anime since the first season aired, I didn't play the gacha until it got an english release because I don't care for using VPNs.

Any other wrong assumptions you want to have about me?

>>714747117 (OP)
But I have to, my dick is stuck in one.

What the fuck do i do? How to make King Halo win?

>Wins me a triple crown
>Absolutely jobs at the tenno sho and Japan cup
...guess that's just the way it goes sometimes

>>714771501
Capture the enemy flag.

>>714771410
>I didn't play the gacha until it got an english release
yeah, no other explanation needed. Fuck off bald retard

>>714771660
Cry more. Go back to your containment thread on /vg/, this is a global Uma Musume /v/ thread.

>>714771589
Historically speaking they'd still be considered a legend for this. Being a triple crown winner is the most over-rated shit in Japanese Horse Racing and I hate how it's the main topic of discussion when the subject of 'GOAT's come up.

Is Horse Pussy even that good?

>>714771501
Less Guts, more Wit might be an idea. King Halo doesn't really do long races so she doesn't need much guts, and wit will trigger her skills.

Is there a real life horse-canon reason for Fuji to have her tits on display

>>714771752
they wouldn't even be able to feel human cock so don't even think about it. a nice, cleaned one does look solid though.

>>714771752
Not that good compared to dolphin pussy

>>714771739
yeah it's about umamusume the videogame and not made up personality assumptions about the characters and how they're not following the memes because the anime made them insufferable

Turns out Happy Meek's trainer does count towards the 5 friends mission, I just got it.

>>714771852
No. But it's sexy so I'm not going to complain.

Why does it feel like it's way harder to obtain good results with 3 star umas than 1 star ones?

>>714772036
3 star umas have way harder careers.

>>714772036
There's no 3* sprinter in the game yet to go max BAKUSHIN with.

>still crying about anime
>on /v/ - vidya games for anons who have a primary interest in anime and manga first and foremost

>>714771080
>special week who just out right hated women
Holy based spe

>>714769402
Straight up reroll after that my dude

Mating with humans was a mistake. When will they go back to being this big?

What should've I done differently? Positioning skills? She had a lot of trouble breaking out sometimes. Late surger style

Calstone Light O Factoids


>A nickname when he was active is Idaten / Skanda, a Buddhist guardian who is believed to move very fast.
>He set the record time for Japan’s 1000m straight course (53.7 seconds), with a time of 9.6 seconds in the second last furlong. This also made him the fastest Japanese racehorse in history (Calstone Light O ran the first three furlongs with a speed of 75 km/hr and then consistently till finishing at 67 km/hr. The average speed of a thoroughbred, for comparison, runs at 44 km/hr).
>A horse that is dedicated to speed only. A gentle slope or a slightly longer distance could bring him down.
>Never won any race that was longer than 1200m.
>Only horse in his clan that has won a GI title.
>Genuinely more Bakushin than Bakushin.
>The jockey who rode him in his three victory heavy prize races is Naohiro Oonishi, who jockeyed Sunny Brian to overpower Silence Suzuka and claim the double-crown in 1997.
>He set the world record for the fastest three-furlong speed: 29.6 seconds.
>He is only the fastest thoroughbred, not the fastest horse. A breed of horse named quarter horse, specifically bred for very short distance racing, can reach an average speed of 88 km/hr (but lacks the stamina to run longer races). They serve mostly as leading horses in Japan.
>So far, among all of the horses that were implemented in the franchise, he is the only direct descendant of Godolphin Barb.
>Due to his pedigree, he was a very unpopular stallion. He only had three children who won local heavy prize races, and all of them were foaled from the same mare - Sea Fairy.
>In her intro page, she says she wants to have a match against deers and pronghorns over who’s faster.
>This is a reference to a NHK quiz program aired on May 24, 2019. In the program, there’s a question about: “what is the second-fastest animal on land?” The answer is the pronghorn, with a maximum speed of 96km/hr. The program also used Calstone Light O as comparison.

>>714772234
>still crying that someone called you out for being secondary scum
i bet you hated gacha too and pirated the anime/manga to fit in

>>714772354
wtf the image didn't load

>"Fuck m*res."
wtf was her problem?

>>714771867
Ironically the mare pussy major sensory is outwards the labia like human woman, a small enough mare can definitely feel pleasure from a man. The Mare is also one of the few animals to actually climax from intercourse, in the field of veterinarian and horse breeding has shown that stallions while huge may be too quick for some mares, causing them to lose interest. A human has more stamina and can potentially pleasure a mare in an intercourse interaction. There’s already the breeding side of horses where you are required to masturbate a mare reaching her climax in order to artificially inseminate them

>>714772756
>character is evil because he refuses to have sex

i remember when i was a kid we visited a ranch and i was terrified of the horses because they were huge and loud. this game is kinda curing that, even want to watch some horse racing now.

>>714772756
Small Factoid Segment on this exact issue.

>Special Week hates mating.
>Can turn abusive to mares if forced near them.
>He also likes to “fake” the mating process and gives stallion workers huge headaches for having the audacity to try and force him to do something he doesn't want to.
>However.
>He loves mating with Mejiro Dober.
>But lots of people loved mating with Mejiro Dober. (Agnes Tachyon, Manhattan Cafe, El Condor Pasa, etc).

My girl lost her g1 race and I physically hurt my hand by impulsively hitting something
this girl racing shit gets serious

>>714772969
>Mejiro Dober
The pussy game must've been insane.

>>714772969
damn, dober must have an insane pussy

>>714772969
Horse bois just can't help themselves when it's DOBER. Mejiro Mind Control.

Remember to beat your umas if they lose

>>714773249
my uma beats me if she wins

>>714773285
That seems like a fair arrangement

Just got my first URA final victory with tachyon
OH SHIT IM FEELING IT

>Spe: I will never lose to the temptations of the M*res.
>Dober:
>Spe: ORE GA SEGGGS

It really do be like that sometimes.

>>714773359
>they call it the good ending
Kinda fucked up desu

Generally, how do I want to build Gold Ship?

>>714773451
B rank speed and put everything in stam/power

>>714772689
Where is this from?

Never really understood the notion that Tachyon's retirement was 'tragic'. People will never shut up about his career to this day precisely because he showed up, owned everyone and left like some kind of horse Brock Lesnar. It's not even like his life was suffering or whatever after-wards, he went off to fuck some of the most desirable mares of his time and fathered the absolute Stacy that is Daiwa Scarlet. He did the least amount of work for the maximum amount of reputation and got to quit while he was ahead.

>>714765593
This horse when?

Which horse has the easiest time grinding out G1 wins, I want that badge but only have 5 total wins so far...

>>714772580
anybody?

>>714773405
Look at Dober. She's literally asking for it.

>>714772580
Put her as pace chaser instead.
Consider to invest on her potential 2 so you can get gold recovery if you dont have super creek.
Use 3 spd 1 stam 1 pow 1 wis for deck.
Borrow or use parents with stam or pow spark.

>>714773656
well, it's mostly tragic because of the potential you never got to see unfold. the horse itself obviously didn't suffer too hard from it.

>>714773762
There no rush my friend, just play and have fun

> don't understand the appeal of horse racing or Uma
>download the game because the rest of my friends are giving it a try
>end up yelling GOLDU SHIPPU as she pushes ahead at the last second to win a crown race at 2am
I get it now

>>714773405
Dober is the town bicycle uma.
EVERYONE fucked her.

>>714773524
Late or end?

>>714773967
Literally me

>>714773656
Imagine if LeBron ended up breaking his legs and retiring just before the final match in his first season, that's what happened to Tachyon. Besides, he clearly liked racing and going fast considering how he ran during his races.

>>714773593
Officially sanctioned manga, Cinderella Gray

>>714773958
But the baaaaaaadge... the meaningless badge I don't even really care about...

>>714774027
always End for Golshi

>>714773762
haru urara and bakushin
you need to farm haru urara anyway because her campaign is the one that reliably drops red shoes

>>714774218
What are your 3 stars? spam those

>>714773967
>Me whenever Gold Ships starts to move up.

Mejiro Dober Factoids (1/2)

>In real life, all of Dober’s grade victories were in mare-limited races. So it was rumoured that she did not like colts.
>She also got scared by her little brother/cousin Mejiro Bright once in the 1998 Takarazuka Kinen.
>Her initial reaction toward the trainer is cold and harsh till the trainer bonds with her.
>This is based on historical facts. Dober’s first groom, Ryukichi Horiguchi, was about to retire when Dober was handed to him. He treated Dober very well and nicknamed her “Bell-chan”. Dober trusted and showed a lot of intimacy to Horiguchi. However, Horiguchi collapsed in January 1997, and died on February 19th.
>Dober was handed to new groom Ryuichi Anse. This sudden groom switch made Dober very nervous and was in a state of distrust. Because of this, she refused to listen to any command and went berserk in the 1997 Tulip-Sho, thus losing the race. Anse spent a lot of time improving this relationship.
>In her story, we are basically in the position of Anse.
>Mejiro Dober had a hard start to life.
>Her mum, Mejiro Beauty, had suddenly stopped foaling naturally after a miscarriage she had while carrying a Sunday Silence foal so she mated with Mejiro Ryan with the help of fertility drugs to birth Mejiro Dober.
>After Dober was weaned, she then broke her right hind leg and while the operation was successful, she had to stay tied up in her stable to heal even though she wanted to play. This may have contributed to the “living in seclusion” part of her personality.
>Despite all this, she still managed to become a racehorse.

>>714772756
I kinda wish she wasn't the protag of s1. The misogyny would've been implemented to her character more if she was introduced later on.

>>714774312
>>714774314
All right. I'll go all in on speed-tards for the next few days then.
It'll go great.

>>714774336

Mejiro Dober Factoids (2/2)

>Mejiro Dober’s son, Mejiro Daibosatsu, is the only active sire with the Mejiro name. The Mejiro sire line is pretty much toast.
>Dober avenged two horses’s classic years by winning the Oaks:
>Her father, Mejiro Ryan, never won any of the classic races.
>Mejiro Bosatsu, Mejiro Dober’s great grandma who was trained by the father of Yokichi Okubo (Dober’s trainer). She came in second in the 1966 Oaks.
>In Uma Musume? She thinks she isn't cute due to her name.
>In reality? She is a very attractive mare. Even Special Week, who hated mating to the core, was enamoured with her.
>A decent amount of the Uma's in the game have mated with her beyond just Spe, including the likes of Agnes Tachyon and El Condor Pasa.
>IRL Mejiro Dober is known for being a good caretaker of little horses. She was called “kindergarten teacher” by farm staff.

>>714774474
Forgot image, alas.

Horse Racing is Mejiro Dober's shoujo game and the stallions are just living in it.

>>714774407
I agree. It would've been kino for her to put up a fake personality only to gradually become more schizo as she races more, and starts hating her friends

>>714772354
>>714772689
Ancient Egypt wasn't that long ago biologically speaking, so all the genes should still be somewhere in there

>>714774632
Hope you don't mind me expanding on this for those not in the know about Spe's other attitude problems.

>Grew up with Grass Wonder in Northern Farm Kuko Branch
>Seemingly were good friends.
>Till they weren't.
>Grass Wonder didn't seem to have issues with Spe, but suddenly Spe hated them.
>Not just them actually, they decided they now despised all Chestnut-Coloured Horses by mere association.
>He'd probably have hated Silence Suzuka on appearances alone.
>Met El Condor Pasa later.
>Failed to ever beat them. Also lost Horse of the Year to them. Their team IRL seethed about this.
>Ended up with Grass Wonder and El Condor Pasa in Shadai Farm in retirement.
>Fucking hilarious twist of fate.
>Still hated both of them at this point. Angry old man that shouts at mares, chestnut horses and his childhood friend.

>>714774978
Based Condor

New favorite background character just dropped

>>714774978
kino.....

>>714774978
DES

Special Week when he finds out his beloved gorgeous mare beauty Dober has been fucking those Chestnut Horses again- Let alone that BASTARD El Condor Pasa.

>>714772580
My Oguri does way better on Pace so I always train her like that
Also she gets bonuses for training on Power so you should go something like 3Sp/2Pw/1Wt or 3Sp/1St/1Pw/1Wt for her cards

>>714749649
>>714752648
Spoilers: In the career mode she eventually reveals to you that she has a condition that may make her legs give in permanently, so she initially started training with you to gather data during races so she'd have enough to go off of once she became disabled to help and experiment on other umas, but decides halfway after winning a couple of big races that because you have so much faith in her (and prove it by making her win many goal races) that she can get all that data by racing herself and that she can in fact become a great uma musume despite her impending condition.

Knowing this, having had a couple of races where she was the 6th-8th favorite during the career mode and absolutely destroying other umas like Silence Suzuka at the end of the race and getting 1st made me realize this game is, in fact, peak

>>714774336
>>714774474
Why do all of these Japanese horses have such telanova-ass lives man wtf

>>714774978
>>Seemingly were good friends.
>>Till they weren't.

Dober pussy must have been some crack shit

>>714774978
What an evil ass horse

>>714775571
That's what happens when you breed animals into having eccentric personalities with intent to put them into highly competitive adrenaline filled situations nigh-constantly.

What the fuck are they talking about? I won it.

>>714775571
horses are just the most autistic creatures on earth

>>714775762
Endless sex with coffee honse

How does the glue meme make sense? Aren't horses expensive as fuck compared to glue?

>>714774978
How different would Uma-Week's career be if her personality were more in line with her real-life counterpart's?

How many fist-fights would these girls be getting into if they were all more like their 'real' selves?

>>714775989
old sickly horses were the ones slaughtered for glue

Hey Special Week it's me a new student you don't know at all nice to meet you!

>Get legend status
>Win about 20+ races
>Get at least 3 skills to B+
>At the end of the career, barely get anywhere close to A rank on my Uma
Is it really going to be this cancer trying to get anything higher than B rank for the girls?

>>714775989
IRL old horses die when they are killed

>>714775728
Tip of the iceberg, my friend. Tamamo Cross was even worse.

>Had a lot of tragedy in his early life: his farm was dirt poor (went bankrupt before Tamamo Cross became successful) and he eventually was taken away from it, his mum died, and he was very skittish and meek.
>His relatively successful little sister - Miyama Poppy, also went missing after retirement.
>Micro-Penis. His team decided to make this public for some reason but yeah.
>All of these factors turned him psychotic.
>Liked biting people and getting into fights.
>Has a very violent temper. Other horses avoid him because he seems like 'trouble'.
>Bit the ass of Tikkanen (1994 BC Turf winner), an introduced stallion in his retirement farm.
>He had a quarrel with almost every horse beside him in the retirement stable, most notably Mejiro Bright, Paradise Creek, and Tikkanen. He would chase those horses angrily (with ears folding back) in the paddocks.
>Mejiro Bright would fight back ferociously, it got to the point that the staff were like 'fuck it, just let them fight.'
>Taiki Shuttle of Seiun Sky cucking fame tried to pick a fight with him, but was beaten in seconds.
>Think Special Week was mean to mares?
>Tamamo Cross kicked and killed a mating partner in one mating attempt.
>Did NOT like mares at all.
>Could Dober have fixed him?
>The world may never know.

>>714775807
Theres only ever one set of dialogue after races
I've had Ship or Bourbon just barely eke out placing on a top five or top three race and the scene afterwards implies that they absolutely clowned on the rest of the umas

>>714776151
you need 2 skills on A to be A rank. You can have 5 B+ skills and you wont ever be A rank with those shit stats

>>714775989
retard-kun...

>>714776235
>Could Dober have fixed him?
>Micro-Penis
throwing a hot dog into a hallway would have made it worse, probably

the carrots are drying up btw

fomo is over?

good anime and good characters but fuck me the game is the most boring grindy piece of shit imaginable. Once you’ve done a couple careers and know how it works, you’re literally just sitting there rolling a dice over and over hoping nothing stupid out of your control fucks you over.
ALSO FUCK CYGAMES FOR ONLY GIVING TWIN TURBO A 1 STAR

When is the Uma fighting game?

>>714775989
Anon look up the history of glue

>bro just focus on frienship before her debut!
What if the characters are all in power and guts while I'm bakushin? What do then, huh?

>>714776235
>Micro-Penis. His team decided to make this public for some reason but yeah.
For what fucking purpose

>>714776025
The career would still mostly be the same, Special Week would just be calling everyone awful names and being a bitch. Probably would call Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka all kinds of shit too for being mares. As to fist fights- Amongst Team Spica, Gold Ship would probably have beaten them all up by now. Gold Ship was what we call a 'Boss Horse', which is basically a horse that dominates other horses with violence to lead the pack. Ship had a few rivals in this, but no one in Team Spica is probably going to stop him. Considering Ship LOVED mares, you probably have Gold Ship beating the shit out of Special Week whenever they're misogynistic.

>>714750071
I think only in 2nd and third year

>>714775571
Seems like horses in general are kino creatures. Like Reckless.

>Her most significant accomplishment came during the Battle of Panmunjom-Vegas (also known as the Battle of Outpost Vegas/Vegas Hill) over the period March 26–28, 1953, when she made 51 solo trips in a single day, carrying a total of 386 recoilless rounds (over 9,000 pounds, carrying four to eight 24-pound shells on each trip) covering over 35 miles that day. The whole Battle of Vegas lasted 3 days. She was wounded twice during the battle: once when she was hit by shrapnel over the left eye and another time on her left flank. For her accomplishments during the Battle of Vegas Hill, Reckless was promoted to corporal.

>>714776235
>>Micro-Penis. His team decided to make this public for some reason but yeah.
poor guy lmao

>>714776509
For bakushin you could literally just only train speed (and wits to 350-400ish) and win her campaign, friendship doesn’t matter when you’re too fast for friends. something something if you run faster than light you’ll always be in darkness

someone needs to make a special week wojak.
>>714776235
>Think Special Week was mean to mares?
>Tamamo Cross kicked and killed a mating partner in one mating attempt.
holy shit. japanese horses are twisted

How long until we get Twin Turbo as a trainee in non-JP?

Tamamo Cross... My Rival... Your tiny penis doesn't define you... You don't need to fight so much... Leave the mares alone...

>>714776806
To be fair Tamamo Cross was a freak. He's about as close as you get to an irl psychopath horse formed of trauma and physiological defects in horse racing.

why would you tell people your horse has a small dick

>real tamamo has a micro penis
>uma tamamo has small boobs
ouch

>>714776951
Japanese Humour.

>>714776565
>Anime Week with IRL week's characteristics would just be a femcel
A humorous visual.

>all of the horses are fucked up
>gold ship just shitposts for a few years and retires to fuck women daily
kek what a GOAT

This is why you need dogs and pigs around to keep those dang horses in line

>>714764412
>20 years of service to the throne
cute scout

Well at least special week liked human fans and trainers haha....

Uma Musume will kind of white-wash some of the behaviour of the horses to make them more palatable, which is probably for the best. Another example: Symboli Rudolf? The Emperor? Class President? Teio's Papa with the Corny Jokes?

>Narcissist honse that loved posing for camera's on the track. Seemed to understand implicitly that the audience loved him.
>Wasn't very much into fighting other horses of his stature.
>Was still a very angry fellow though if things weren't going his way.
>Wasn't unusual to find him throwing a melty if he wasn't catered to like he wanted.
>Also was more than happy to bully his mother, Sweet Luna.
>Thankfully his grand-father Speed Symboli would always come running and kick Rudolf's shit in for being a dick.

>>714776806
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH5JkYQGMfs&rco=1
>japanese horses

>>714777659
One of the subtler family pictures I've seen for Uma. Very cute. I wonder if Gimlet and Agnes would be good friends?

>>714766932
we truly are the dominant species on this planet

this game confuses the fuck out of me. i was told i need stam and power inspiration stars, but the horses that do have 2-3 of those give me low base bonus stats and i keep failing my careers
not to mention i have 0 clue as to how start raising my own horses with stars
is the playstyle of taking turns using all your horses and trying to have a bunch of them high rank a good idea? i cant be bothered to look at stars and just let the autopicker do its thing and i get like 80 bonus speed at the start atm

>>714777541
Based tendies horse kek

>>714777467
He did also love his 'mother' a lot, a human who spoiled him incredibly. It's entirely plausible that some of his shittier behaviour is because he was forcibly separated from her.

>Special Week was born in Hidaka Taiyo farm before he moved to live with Grass Wonder in Norther Farm Kuko Branch.
>He had two mothers, in a sense: his birth mother Campaign Girl died five days after giving birth to him. He was breastfed by a Ban’ei horse, but she didn't become the maternal figure, rather-
>When he was very young, he received thoughtful care from a woman trainee groom from New Zealand named Tina Price, that’s why horse girl Special Week’s adoptive mother in the anime is a blonde.
>As a foal, Special week was smart, understood human teaching well, and was friendly to humans. He was Tina’s favourite, and Tina cared for him so much like he was her own son, which made her care much less about other horses. Despite receiving warnings from the farm owner Hiroshi Onoda, Tina never changed her attitude.
>When Onoda decided to send Special Week to Northern Farm to receive better training, Tina was strongly against it. >However, even Onoda couldn’t change the decision since he could not go against the owner’s and trainer’s wills. Special Week was taken away by force and sent to the new farm.
>When Special Week won the Derby, Onoda made a phone call to New Zealand to report the news to Tina. And Tina was very happy about Special Week’s accomplishment.
>To our knowledge however, they never met in person again.

>Go to the main menu to collect muh dailies
>This fucking song of Bakushin just saying her name over and over starts playing
>Look at the jukebox and see that Bakushin is the one who requested the song
I think I love this fiveheaded horse bros.

Happy Meek, the girl destined to lose by time itself

>>714778157
>>To our knowledge however, they never met in person again.
What the fuck man.

My horse, Silence Suzuka is the best. She doesnt have a single fault. Her only fault was breaking her legs on a track and then needing to get killed on the spot.

Who had the bright idea to name a horse "Vodka"?
What is the story behind it?

My lovely mare.

>>714778508
What are you talking about man she won that race, she won that race in her career mode haha…

>>714778508
Not gonna lie this is basically true. The only fault Suzuka ever had is that he was overly-affectionate and would get anxious if he couldn't spend time with his groom. He was very sweet and kind in general.

>>714778560
Somewhat easy one to answer. Vodka's father was called Gimlet, and the owner wanted Vodka to be stronger than their father. Vodka, as a drink, has a higher alcohol percentage than a gimlet.

Your race is soon Suzuka. Go break a leg haha...

>>714778560
People seem to love giving horses funky names.

Tell me about El why does she wear the mask?

>>714767531
holy fuck

>>714778661
i need more like this

>>714779129
No one cared who she was until she put on the mask.

>>714779129
The irl horse never actually wore a mask, but it's basically just a luchador meme because of their name. They were an incredible honse whose only loss to a Japanese horse was in the form of Silence Suzuka. They did a lot of work in Europe with varying success.

>>714777658
damn, should've brought the mare fucker to calm her down

>>714779129
She’s a big uma

>>714778560
Future's lookin' pretty dark, lads.

>>714779514
The name "Fortnight Dance" would be pretty fitting for a horse though...except for the meme association of the word with zoomer lingo

>>714778560
Played too much GTA:SA

>>714767909
Living shitpost forced to race. Actual meme and breeder given form. Doesn't care what you want or think.
>TRAINING RESTRICTED X5
Really, REALLY doesn't care what you want or think.

>>714779681
Flint and Steel

>Meisho Doto in the anime and game is a cute girl who feels secondary to TM Opera O, air-headed and a little meek, she wants to catch up to her hero.
>In IRL he was a incredibly feared performer who, while coming second to TM Opera O countless times, left everyone else in the dirt.
>He thought TM Opera O's jockey, Ryuji Wada, was a dick and didn't like him.
>Loved Opera though.
>Forced his will on Taiki Shuttle and Rose Kingdom and made them into his henchmen
>Became known by fans as a pervy old man, an oji-san, who hungered for mares. Always leering at them when they were brought to him.
>Think a sleazy mafia boss figure complete with lackey's, a super-star best friend and an endless well of lust.

>mfw leveled up in Team Trial
>unlock the second team
>can't use dupes
The fuck do I do now? I don't have enough horses to cover all the slots.

>no horse calld Goth GF
>no horse called Bratty Child
>no horse called Mommy's Milkers

>>714768469
>Acupuncture event
>"BE TRUE OR BE FUCKING GLUE, BITCH. YOUR CHOICE!"
>The steroids shot works.
That's what I fucking thought. I'm not afraid to burn your career and pick up another.

>>714779946
shouldve rolled for horses lmao

>>714769402
Thank you o great Shiraoki sama for warning me about that doomed career and giving me this god run instead.

>>714779897
FUCK RYUJI WADA. ALL MY HOMIES HATE RYUJI WADA.

>>714774336
>After Dober was weaned, she then broke her right hind leg and while the operation was successful, she had to stay tied up in her stable to heal even though she wanted to play. This may have contributed to the “living in seclusion” part of her personality.
poor creature

>>714768852
Didn't she have like 14 children though? That's a lot for a female horse

>>714780051
Are you male trainer anon? why are you in the girl's bath?

I really wish I loved this game but I don’t. Fuck this stupid ass gacha system that makes me choose between what I want (horses) and what I actually need to play the game (support cards). It’s so antithetical to what a gacha is supposed to be. I don’t care about fucking jpegs let me roll on the characters ARARARARSTSGEGSHSHEHDJEEOFDOIIIIII

>>714780132
They are horses, they don't have separate gender bath.

>>714780127
She had eleven. Ten fillies in a row and then a single colt. It's more partner variety that's on the lesser side with Daiwa than it is off-spring number.

>>714780246
Blasphemy

>>714780132
I'm following god's command.

>>714779946
Just don't use it bro. Slot some niggers in there for the rewards and then pull them out so you go back to dealing with shitters.

>>714780263
Why do they wear the masks?

>>714780263
Ssshhh... They will come to LOVE the horses... In-game and outside of it...

>>714756138
Gamer semen

>>714780349
They are big horses

>>714778157
>To our knowledge however, they never met in person again
bruh

Gentlemen. I love Narita Top Road.

I want to know what horse pussy feels like but I’m scared of getting kicked

>>714772969
>Meijiro's magical mare meat can't be beat!
Impossible. The legendary horsussy

>>714780263
I would rather gamble on horse races and scream at the TV, than pay for gacha pulls, I just find the whole game concept sad as fuck.

>>714780636
no one cares, little faggot

>>714779897
>biggest boobs
I wonder if this means something

>>714780685
You cared enough to reply, sad little paypig.

>54 stamina
Good fucking lord that's less than Haru Urara, if they make me run anything bigger than a sprint it's fucking joever

>>714780636
I VILL SCREAM AT THE TV
I VILL ENTER CREDIT CARD DEBT
I VILL PULL GACHA
I VILL BE HAPPY
I won't buy an IRL horse, its too expensive and I live in a shitty apartment.

>>714780821
DO NOTHING BUT SPEED. NO STAMINA, NO POWER, NO GUTS, NO WIT. GO ALL IN ON SPEED, YOU BAKA-SHIN.

>>714780821
Don't worry. Trainer is such a piece of shit during Bakushin's career that she is manipulated into doing nothing but sprints, except for the last race of her career.

>>714779897
How the fuck do you even learn about this kind of thing?

Bring me Agnes Tachyon, Special Week and El Condor Pasa.

>For a fight, right?

No. Throw in Manhattan Cafe too.

>>714780893
Don't forget get sent to pay off the debt in the mines and be forced to cheat pachinko games for money.

2nd career won and she's now my highest ranked horse

>>714781150
There's numerous fan sites for horse racing, uma musume and people online who'll willingly talk about experience with the real sport. Most of the horses have twitters and blogs about them. There's also large compilation documents here and there. Generally speaking, like with most fandoms, the instant you start looking you'll be bombarded with far more information than posted here in these threads.

>>714776235
>and Cygames made this psycho the main character of Cinderella Gray and put em' all over the promo art.
No wonder Cross is a midget in the Uma world, lmfao

>>714774978
RACIST Week

>>714781338
They didn't really have a choice in that respect. Oguri Cap's career is linked with Tamamo Cross in a far more legitimate way than Spe's was with Suzuka or Kitasan with Satono DIamond. Oguri just had the misfortune of being in a generation with a genuine demon.

>>714781262
Buy her star pieces

>>714780893
I make good money for my country and have no vices. And the most I have spent in any mobile game in my life is $20.

I really really want to start spending money. Like a day of work or something just rolling for horses. I can just pretend I had a bad day in my stock portfolio or something. Like I don't think I will be able to resist the wedding dress events if I'm still this hooked by then.

>>714781065
Bakushin's trainer is a based king who only wants what's best for her.

Air Groove Factoids

>Became known as an 'Empress' due to fans viewing her as a cool, composed mare. However not all of her behaviour was in line with this.
>She loved to lick people, earning her the nickname of Pero-Chan (Licky-chan).
>She lost the Shuka-Sho because she got disturbed by the fans’ flash photography.
>JRA banned the use of flashlights directly on horses afterwards.
>Prior to the 1994 Fall Tennoshou, her owner was worried she'd be unable to find victory and opened a discussion regarding it with the trainer and assistants. An assistant trainer, Kazuhide Sasada said "Just trust in our gyaru and do it." Everyone was taken aback that Sasada considered Air Groove to be a Gyaru. It's something of a meme in the Japanese community.
>She also has a humorous relationship with Pilsudski, Fine Motion’s half elder brother:
>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
>An erect horse will tend to perform oddly, ignoring instruction and acting on their own lust. This would come to pass.
>During the race, Pilsudski attempted to approach Air Groove, and eventually took her over from the inner lanes to win the race. It's believed Air Groove may have run poorly due to an attempt to escape him.
>Take Yutaka commented after the race: “I did everything right, Air Groove did everything right and ran a perfect race, yet there is still a horse capable of defeating her in this situation, the world is huge…”
>After the race, Pilsudski was depicted by fans as a hentai who stalks Air Groove. He also earned the nickname “god of erection” by fans.

>>714780453
What's the endgame? Zoophilia?

Oh wow, that's a pretty easy unlock even though I kept jobbing like a retard.

>>714781653
Far worse... MORE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT MY HOBBY WITH!!!

>>714781637
when are we getting pilsudski in the game?

>>714778978
>War Terminator
Hell yeah

>>714781913
Pilsudski's been referenced in-game. Fine Motion mentions that she's got a sister in Ireland who constantly sends gifts to Air Groove trying to 'win' her affection, obsessed apparently. That's probably them, given that Pilsudski was Fine Motion's IRL Half-Sibling.

>>714779807
Unironically a good horse name.

Wake me up when Obey Your Master gets added. I’ll pass on the game until then.

>>714782090
>ENTER

>>714782291
>Michelle My Baby towering over everyone else by being almost 2 meters tall
I want it

>>714781464
>Oguri was destined to fail
I feel like I've wasted time watching this slop. Season 2 tease means nothing now

>>714776608
War Horse Girl anime when?

>>714782441
I never said that, anon. The story of Oguri Cap still has a long way to go.

>>714782017
I still find it really funny that Ireland is canonically ruled by cute Umas.

>>714782384
Damn, is that a Blue Archive collab?!

>>714782291
>OBEY YOUR BAKU
>BAKU
>MASTER OF BAKU IS PULLING YOUR SHIIIIIN

>>714775109
Hey, I know that horse. So they aren't completely randomized.

Be a good person

>>714782681
KEK

>Be Ikuno Dictis
>That weirdo Mejiro McQueen is very clearly in love with you
>Prefer Tokai Teio, what a stud
>Your team don't really care about your preferences
>McQueen's team care about his though
>End up having to breed with him
>Oh well.

I love this autistic fat fuck like you wouldn't believe

>want to play horse game
>at work and the idea of people seeing me play this shit would kill me
fuck my Baka-shin life

>>714776517
Humiliation ritual

Fuck this game fuck this game fuck this game

>New Team Trials
>Add 1 Well trained horse and 1 hyper jobber
>The well trained horse will win against most balanced teams where opponents have 2 horses of more or less the same ranking

Wtf this shit's way easier now

>>714783132
It’s credit card time buddy

>Be a perfectly normal and likeable horse in personality
>And an absolute machine in potential and accolades

Yep, that's my TM Opera O.

>>714776235
dang this gremlin needs correction

Who runs in the February stakes? Its the only mission I have left

>>714783132
Have you received the legendary Six Haru pull

>>714783428
urara

>>714783408
>>714783507
based retard

>>714783507
is she Bakushin's daughter?

>>714783315
s-scary

>>714783638
She's Bakushin's Grand-Son. Your art has some descendants in it rather than just direct off-spring.

>>714747117 (OP)
Why

>>714783315
scared stiff

>>714782497
This is the closest you'll get I'm afraid

PL this match.
>bro I think PL is a really bad pick

>STFU
>I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE COOKING
>BUT IM SUPER TILTED BECAUSE OF MY DOGSHIT ITEM BUILD AND YOU FLAMING ME
Literally nobody was flaming him. Only telling him to relax and just follow the team because he kept trying to solo and on the edge of throwing the entire game by pinging his buy back.