Thread 714750151

>>714750151 (OP)
Turned trans

>>714750151 (OP)
>That much dew
They're 40, obese and have back problems. Their custody is one week every 2 months and their children don't really like them.

Still play the newest CoD though.
It's that or they do not game anymore and make money at a managerial position at some firm.

>>714750151 (OP)
this nigga is bald as shit, pays taxes, has 2 kids, a fat wife and a beard full of gray hairs.

Zoomers aren't retarded enough to eat goyslop or be fat. We're the most health conscious generation, even alcohol consumption is way down (with many just using weed instead especially in legal states) and obesity rates have been declining.

>>714750280
zoomers cannot cook for themselves there's no chance the majority are avoiding goyslop when they have to order food every day

>>714750272
I knew guys like that back in the days when Halo was still popular. Now they're basically the same guys, but with a (fat) wife and zero kids. Nothing else really changed for them.

>>714750280
Health conscious doesn't mean you actually KNOW what's healthy, though. Lots of misinformation going around, especially if you're American.
>I'm health conscious
>oh look a hamburger with sugary bread, sugary sauces, sugary french fries, and a sugary drink
>IS THAT MEAT!????
>THIS IS UNHEALTHY BECAUSE OF THE MEAT
If you're like that (many such cases) then I'm afraid your "health conscience" is retarded.

Bidenflation
Parents dead or out of their pension/SSI
Expensive online play.

The drunk/stoned gamer are millienals/Gen Xers are bums that lived at home and leeched off their parents until ultimately they were forced to wageslave or become homeless.

I know this became I was one. My parents died when I was 29 so I was forced to work and couldn't afford to spend 8 hours a day playing video games.

>>714750280
health conscious 20 something numales who's women are getting destroyed by big fat millennial cocks

>>714750280
>We're the most health conscious generation
>with many just using weed

These two statements contradict each other.

Sounds more like you're the most gullible generation.

>people are nostalging over the DUDEBRO gamers of the CoD/gaylo era
Honestly kill yourself if you're one of them

>>714750451
Pajeet post

>>714750280
>dont eat bad food
>dont drink
Zoomers are just too poor to be fat alchoholics like previous generations.

>>714750280
>vapes
kek, no. Enjoy your lung cancer resurgence.

>>714750848
>tfw vaping and drinking right now
Welp. I'm le dying.

>>714751302
All of us are anon, you're just doing a TAS

>>714750280
Godspeed, zoomers. The other millennials might all talk shit but I genuinely think it’s cool that you don’t like alcohol. I think you guys do enjoy your goyslop though, you love taco bell dontcha? Just don’t drink as much soda as us millennials did and you probably won’t get fat. Rooting for ya

>>714751374
I have cut down but I think the damage is done honestly.

>>714750151 (OP)
people actually drink mountain dew?
overpriced trash sits covered in dust here.
never seen anyone actually buy it.

>>714750280
Lmao.

>>714750280
Zoomers have more body tattoos than previous generations and tattoos cause cancer because your body's immune system keeps trying to get rid of the tattoo ink from your body 24/7

>>714750280
>even alcohol consumption is way down
cuz Zoomers have taken up MDMA.
MDMA usage is the highest its ever been, also zoomers fucking LOVE smoking their douche flute vapes.

>>714750272
So you admit he got laid. What's your excuse?

>>714751501
>mt dew is practically free
>overpriced
Post your favela.

>>714750151 (OP)
mountain dew, pizza, and halo/CoD were the hallmarks of the normalfag tourist, so if i had to guess, most members of that genre of gamer are just living normal ass lives; wife + kids + miserable job that pays decently. i know four of them. one is a CPA, another is a chemist, one is a fitness trainer, and the last is a lawyer. they don't play games anymore.

>>714750280
This is all good positive stuff but know gen z I can’t help but feel that there is some darker side to this or that it’s coming at the cost of something else I can’t quite put my finger on. There is something not right about gen z, they seem so sterilized and defeated.

>>714750151 (OP)
Banned from all games for saying nigger over and over, so much money stolen he can no longer aford the dew

>>714750658
Being an unhealthy 30++ manchild isn't exactly a flex. Point being you're still posting on this site. Remember moot made this site at the age of 15, it's a site for teens.

>>714750264
Surprisingly accurate

>>714750280
>falling for the weed meme

>>714750204
This

I miss drinking alcohol. Been sober for 2 years 3 months and 5 days. Every minute of it a living hell. Definately healthier tho, not hating on sobriety. I just don't like it, and I will never like it.

That one in particular got pussywhipped, destroyed his friend group and then divorce raped

throwback mt dew was o fucking good. I can never mind it anywhere anymore

>>714750151 (OP)
carpe diem

>>714750470
>completely ignores the fact that weed is proven to cure brain cancer
read a fucking book

>>714750280
This is literally not true. 77% of you retards are unfit for military service.

>>714750280
>addicted to weed
>replaced alchohol with energy drinks which are worse than coffee x1000
>can't cook for themselves
>smoking replaced by vaping ensuring zoomers will have the highest rates of lung cancer since gen x
>addicted to f2p slop frying their actual brain and pleasure centers
you could've fooled me zoomer.

being conscious of health isn't new zoomzoom and you're not special, it was fashionable in the 90s and your gen hasn't hit the same barriers of time and effort because you're not in your 30s yet. you'll see the exact same dropoff when your generation gets there soon enough and maintaining health actually requires effort and smarts.
as a health conscious millennial your generation has actually backslid when it comes to health, just another reason to look at it in disappointment on top of your destroying the game industry by supporting nothing but slop.

>>714751638
15$ a 12 pack by me.

>>714750280
Zoomers are the dumbest generation yet. They aren't fat because they can't afford food.

>>714752873
sux2bu

>>714752512
>most of you wont be goy fodder for israel
good

>>714752236
That's impossible to prove because people who smoke weed don't actually have brains

>>714750151 (OP)
fent overdose

Gen z can't afford to drink, it's not that they don't want to. This is a hot subject in the brewing/distillation and venue scenes right now. Clubs and bars are closing left and right and the general concensus is that partying is unaffordable. Not that I think this is bad, aside from it leading to poor social skill at least they aren't killing the liver and having tons of premarital sex.

>>714753002
>zoomer forgets being unfit means you die of heat exhaustion faster
I thought your generation was more on the ball regarding the looming events of the world like climate change. oh well less competition for me in the water wars.

>>714750280
Alcohol is a social hobby and zoomers are all anti-social irony poisoned killjoys.
It's not a principled choice. Like you say, zoomers are perfectly fine as a cohort sitting around by themselves getting high and that's more a job for other drugs.

>>714751549
>implying MDMA is real anymore
I don't know what it is they're doing, analogs that are easier to make? Some cutting agents? But modern MDMA is fucking not MDMA.

>>714750151 (OP)
From what I can tell, he got diabeetus and had both his hands and legs chopped off.

>>714750151 (OP)
Dudebro normalfag gamers turned into actual normalfags.

>>714750151 (OP)
worst part is no napkin in sight to wipe his hands with

he's 20 years older, also they will ban you if you talk in multiplayer games nowadays

>>714753636
Yeah, I've heard this many times. Difference between those 90's soap bars and modern day dabs as far as weed goes. I'm not a chemist so i think the best course of action for me right now is to just stay the fuck away from drugs. Which I never thought I would say, but here we are.

>>714753670
Darn diabeetus

>>714750280
peak bait

>>714750451
LMAO your not pulling any pussy with your rick and morty bedsheets stop larping

>>714750151 (OP)
I'm pushing 40 and I might look like this if I figure out how to get rid of the eye bags (started sleeping on my back but idk if it does anything lol)
>>714750280
Basically this, being healthy is literally all about what you consume, and keeping a proper diet has never been easier. Fuck, even weed is legal now.

>>714750151 (OP)
well it's obvious, xbox is dead so they must be too

>>714751501
must live in a Squirt town

>>714754064
its over for you if that's your body at 40. Im 155lbs and even just 10lbs extra feels like shit. Dont know how your carrying an extra 200lbs on you

>all that dew
To answer your question, Op, diabetes.

>>714751673
they are soulless husk npcs only used to CONSOOM

>>714754157
It's almost like I was referencing a different picture eh

>>714751741
I'm still a teenager like women over the age of 20 are still teenagers

>>714752172
seize the... carp.

>>714752236
>weed kill brain cells
>proven to cure brain cancer
Seems about right, you can't have brain cancer without brain cells.
Also that would explain why Americans have such low IQ lately, needing H-1B for simple tech jobs, lmao.

>>714752158
It got discontinued in 2023. I've never found a replacement, which sucks because fructose gives me blurred vision.

The real answer is he's the audience for all these "why videogames don't feel good anymore" video essays.

>>714750204
*sigh* fpbp...

>>714751638
most soft drink is $5 for a 1.25L bottle and has been since covid.

>>714753636
>But modern MDMA is fucking not MDMA.
thats non-weed drugs in general.
LSD is chinese research chems
Shrooms are impossible to get
Coke is fent
MDMA is watered-down fent
alcohol is way overpriced now

shit's so fucked right now that weed's really the only option

>>714750151 (OP)
I got the beetus now and only consume around 80g carbs a day. Haven't had pizza in years because the blood glucose spikes feel like total shit. Not type 2, either. Anyway, eating food with your hands while playing a game and getting the controller all greasy is absolute fucking NPC behavior.

>>714756403
Gotta move, then.

>>714752749
nuked by truth

>>714750280
>Zoomers
That's not a zoomer you fucking retard

>>714750280
I was in the grocery store recently and saw a young couple maybe 24 yo tops arguing over which brand was healthier.
>this one has less ingredients
>this one is packaged in glass instead of plastic
>this one has dyes
etc

I've never heard anyone from my generation say that. We just buy the fucking cosmic brownies we had in elementary school and smoke weed

>>714750280
>We're the most health conscious generation
>have severe neck and back problems, along with eye problems from staring down at their gay little phones all day

>>714750204
trvke

>>714750151 (OP)
became my chubby hubby cuddly bear

>>714750151 (OP)
The word genre isn't used to describe groups of people, Rajesh.

>>714750280
I’m just here to call you a retarded faggot

>>714751302
Mmmmm chinese herpes

>>714750151 (OP)
He trooned out

>>714750280
lol at the insecure response to a couple of basic facts. Millennials are not beating the worst generation allegations

>>714750151 (OP)
How does he still look relatively fit? Im so envious of straight guys i feel like they can just do whatever they want and have perfect bodies anyways.

>>714750204
i wish i'd trooned out

>>714750151 (OP)
What I'm wondering about is why I could game all day, eat like shit and down multiple cans of coke a day when I was a teen, and still be thin as a rail.
Now at 30yo I exercise almost every day, eat healthy, and a single can of coke makes my lovehandles come back and destroy all my hard work.

>>714750264
40 really isn't so bad if you got to keep your hair and you stayed sober, lean, strong and active through your 30s

>>714750280
Everyone younger than 30 is addicted to vaping, eats dog shit street food they saw on tiktok and hasn't talked to the opposite sex in years but has a master's in theoretical dating advice

>>714752236
you just proved their point

>>714758798
only legit headcases do this shit

>>714756916
to where? prices are the same nation wide.
the issue is that 2 megacorporations control all of the food/drink supply.
you have a choice of buying it from one grocery store that's $5 a bottle or an other that's also $5 a bottle.

>>714758362
why? are you mentally retarded? im not even joking, asking ironically, do you have mental problems that compel gender related distress?

In my first year of college I used to drink anywhere between 4 to 6 bottles of voltage mountain dew a day. At one point I took a piss and it burned like hell and seemed to fucking glow an unnatural color. It scared the shit out of me so much that I haven't drank a sugary soda since, for almost a decade.

>>714750151 (OP)
Went dodo after games became exclusively marketed towards normies/ casuals, and eventually moviegame/immersionfags, specfags, and just plain ol' literal fags

How can you drink this shit tier drink?
>frog currently at Montreal

I got in really good shape in my 20s and asked out a dozen women. when one of the girls said "yes" I had a panic attack and called the date off. I gained all the weight back on and I haven't asked out a girl since then

>>714751638
>$3.50 a bottle now
Grim

>>714756916
You see it's clearly not: >>714751638

>>714750151 (OP)
They sold their souls to the Republican party, and now they waste their days getting angry about stuff.

>>714750280
>and obesity rates have been declining.
No they haven't. 64.5% of adults aged 18 years and over in England were estimated to be overweight or living with obesity, which is *higher* than previous years.

>>714758362
What would you have got out of doing that, faggot?

>>714750151 (OP)
what games would even warrant a day spent like this nowadays?

>>714750280
fr fr

>>714757991
>indirect kiss with asian femboy
Brb gotta buy 300 of those things

>>714760035
yes, but i was "smart" and self aware enough that i retreated into being a NEET shut-in as my way of handling it.
in hindsight this was a bad decision and my life is now just slowly waiting to die.

>>714760424
me? probably nothing. but pretty much every troon you see is living a better life than i am.

>>714760461
Neither they did back then, only gaming was much more niche and companies werent pushed to tardwrangle their customers like in other sectors. Now they're required to ask you to do regular breaks and stretch because several no life loons in asia actually died in an internet cafe after playing 50 hrs straight

>>714760759
>yes, but i was "smart" and self aware enough that i retreated into being a NEET shut-in as my way of handling it
lol atleast I can trust that your smart and self aware enough to realize that you were indeed not smart and self aware enough. guess self awareness is transient.

yeah. i dont know your life story, but i dont think anybody except maybe literal subhumans, becomes NEETs intentionally.

how old are you btw? im not even somebody who supports the trans movement, but im close enough to it in an abstract sense, that i kind of have to care whether i want to or not.

>>714750280
>even alcohol consumption is way down (with many just using weed instead especially in legal states)
I'm 32 but have regular connections to ~20 year olds at events and while they do not go excessive on alcohol like we did, the drug usage is through the roof.
I'm not saying everyone is a fent zombie but even getting contact to coke was rare for me with 20. Now it's just an alternative to weed for people who need uppers than downers at parties.

>>714758798
>just continue being a chad
Yeah, solid advice, my man.

>>714760759
How bad is your life that it's worse then a man living in constant misery because he denies his own nature?

>>714760759
why not now? too late?

>>714750151 (OP)
that diet is why millenials have colon cancer now

>>714750280
>Zoomers
>*takes Zyn*
>aren't retarded enough to eat goyslop or be fat
>*suckles on disposable vape*
>We're the most health conscious generation
>*chugs two monsters*
>even alcohol consumption is way down
>*crams two more Zyns in his mouth*

>>714761436
The amount of drug addicts that used to be my friends are through the roof. They seriously don't think drugs are bad for you or addictive. I think 3 people at this point are pretty much dead. I don't understand this obsession with drugs. It will destroy your life and your family completely. It's not like I have seen it happen endless times. It's not fun having to cut connections with someone that used to be good friends with over and over because the fucking drugs.

>>714750151 (OP)
pushing 40 and overweight
I am him

>>714764394
Same here man, I'm 24 and lost multiple friends and family over coke addiction

>>714750280
>We're the most health conscious generation
Gen Z thinks vaping is a healthy alternative to smoking

>>714750280
>weed
Kill yourself lmao

>>714750280
>goyslop
>actually for goys
>zoomers don't consume goyslop
>...because they're not goys

>>714750280
>just weed
Lol

>>714750280
>ALCOHOL LE BAD, WEED LE GOOD

>>714750264
Seeing your own personal glownigger talking about you is the gayest part this retarded dystopia.

>>714750280
> even alcohol consumption is way down
Because they are a generation of pill poppers