Now: Voidwrought
Next: Timespinner
Later: UN Squadron
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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>>714749098
why are we still doing room loading screens on metroidvanias in 2025?
how's day 1 been?
you comfy?
Anyone who hates Trans people should just leave the thread, a good percentage of the runners are transwomen, if you have a problem with that just leave dude, the transphobia in these replies makes me sad
>voidwrought
in case you guys are retarded, this is about eldritch horrors
>(You) are not welcome anon.
>30 more minutes of this
see ya!!
why do they try to talk about the lore
the point is to skip all the lore
>Turn on stream for the first time this year
>She/It
Yeah.
>>714755594>>Turn on stream for the first time this year>>She/It>Yeah.What about the video game though?
we're here for the vidya not the ecelebs
>>714755553>fuck off original person>this is now OUR thing and if you dont like it, you can leave
wait all of them have wacky pronouns
the dude in the back claims to be a theyshe
>>714755581i like them explaining the lore but not in some little smarmy way in one sentence
i like it when they explain it as it goes instead of speedrunning it
>>714755640Communities evolve.
If you have an issue with that then you need to get out
>>714755686Anyone who takes this bait is a gay nigger
>so we make it to the uh. abandoned expedition which is like some kind of...bunker? it's kinda weird, it's kinda like this big, oh, this is not...in this past like it looks like it was gonna be. so it makes the lore really oh, here's more going on here.
Truly selling me on the game, runner.
>>714755660Them just telling you "this is totally interesting and deep" in passing is extremely lame
Gives me strong Phyllis from The Office vibes.
Game looks kinda generic and bland
>>714755876>she/itSheiiiiiit!
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>>714755867>>three (3) trannies>>mfw
>>714755527Every single time I tune in, I am met by something fucking awful on my screen. Whether it's a loud couch tranny with a man voice, a furry front and centre in the audience or the runner himself is a loud tranny with a man voice. I've yet to see anything comfy. Not once have I tuned in and been met with a just a bunch of cool and chill guys playing a decent game.
do they not allow cosplayers during these? feel like people would get more attention if they themed the couch and runner as something related to the games
>>714755954>a bunch of cool and chill guys playing a decent game.like 2 runs ago?
I'm not watching but Voidwrought was one of the most boring fucking metroidvanias I've ever played
There's literally fuck all to keep your interest in that game
>>714755932Dude just stop
>>714755525fine example of toxotransmosis at work
why even bother with pronouns if your ok with being called IT
>>714755983I was asleep 2 runs ago
>>714755553im here to laugh at trannys
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Your next game after this is....a Metroidvania
I hope you like trannies, next run is gonna feature atleast two aswell.
>>714755994Don't worry, the game coming up next is an even duller back-track-em-up.
>>714755983The guys pretending their hardest to look like they were having fun? those guys? Try biting some lead retard
Iโm gonna be honest I donโt really care about the runs I just like these threads to make fun of shit and talk about whatever
>>714755948ah yes, the classic middle age lady attire with male sneakers
>>714756014Autism, they love the It pronoun
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>>714756056And your runner
>>714756056One of the players is in the training room right now so drop that to 5.
>>714755553>if you don't agree with me get out >my feelings>I won't engage in conversation see and understand your point of view and then present you with information to see the other side >By the way your all racist dictators etc and I've already assumed your gender , views and reasons for being here if you are white and male Ironic
>three trannies on stream
>suddenly donations about TRANS RIGHTS
Can I get a trans rights hoorah
Don't know if chartecker is dead of gay aids or just asleep
Any good runs to catch up on since Indiana Jones?
>>714756198who do you think the donators are
>>714756165he's too retarded to comprehend what you've written, regardless of it being bait
>>714756152>its reali see why they put them in the late night time slots
i've next to never played games that had a mic option, how much do trans appear? i vaguely remember agdq having 5-11 straight hours of trans nonsense, i just left that entire time
>>714756224Quake was pretty good
>>714756056At least the game after that sounds kino
>UN Squadron>1CC - ArcadeI'm ready
>>714755553I came here to laugh at you
>>714756243it's like a late night spooky horror film
>>714756224he got banned for posting his bear cock
>>714755525i wonder if SHEEEEEEIT looks in the mirror and sees the cute calarts omocat looking girl and not the hulking troonbeast he is
>>714756076>pretendingI think its kind of a result of being on the big stage at a place that will skin you alive for saying the wrong thing. I've known plenty like that. Hell look at TwoSpaces laughing at everything for his entire run
>>714756224Quake was god awful dont listen to that anon
https://www.twitch.tv/retrocrush_tv
I'm going to watch this instead. I just want to remind you that everyone of you is a fucking faggot that killed a fun event with your spam and your ratings.
I hope every single staff member ends up killing himself for promoting the transexual cults.
Fake fun is not fun, Autistic people are worthless and also deserve dead as they serve 0 purpose to society.
Eat shit
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>>714756224like the other anon said, quake was goated and lenna's inception was surprisingly fun
>>714756280It's so cute that you would think that a ban would hinder ecker in any way.
>>714755553nobody here believe this is a genuine message.
>>714756272oh so you are afraid of trans folks after all, huh?
Man, it's like this game is trying to be Hollow Knight, but there's like this uncanny valley.... like I see it WANTS to be Hollow Knight but it just clearly isn't. It like activates my animal brain that something just isn't right
Yeah, alright, that is a bit gross for a boss design.
>>714756379yes and that means I want to fuck them too
OOOooOOOooOO
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>>714756379They are quite frightening to look at
>>714756257no it wasnt you fucking retard niggerfaggot.
>t, actual quake player
>>714756384its like playin lords of the fallen after playing dark souls
>>714756471Is this autism hours? Do you not understand the humor of telling someone wrong information on purpose?
>just saw GDQ is on
>open the stream
>immediately close it
They should put a jumpscare warning
>>714756307sounds like an alien that's trying its best not to get a masquerade violation
shallow ass mfers in here unironically not latching onto a game unless its a recognizable named franchise.
not saying voidwrought is good, I've never played it and probably never will, but what the fuck is the point in complaining about a game as "generic and bland" if youre never going to play it? its a fucking shitty speedrun, you like speedruns, you already have no standards and dont fucking appreciate games as expressed unique visions. So just treat it like that and try to get the most out of the shitty speedrun for what it is. Shitty speedrun watchers.
Morning bros, I see I'm still in a nightmare. Maybe timespinner will be good
summerfaggots need to GTFO,
if you think the Quake SR was decent despite the runner mistiming 90% of their rocketjumps and not properly strafejumping you need to neck yourself, NOW.
>>714756675I agree, but where are the posts defending the quake speedrun?
>>714756660>he doesn't know
i want to see a couch crew dressed up as jet set radio characters while the runner is beat and speedrun the game and everyones in character
why dont speedrunners every do anything fun like that?
>forgot about GDQ again
I wonder what shit games they have this ye-
>Celeste on the schedule yet again
>same with Super Metroid
LE KILL THE ANIMALS!!!!
>same with Deltarune
>already notice the same trannies doing runs
Holy shit, why do people still watch this garbage and donate so Jewyama can get pocket 80% of the donations? It's the same shit every year.
>>714756762I have just read the post containing said information, goddamn it
>>714756647most anons are clinging to the past and that past varies from one to another. you are pointing it out. ie FUCK YOU
>>714756379That would explain the anons that were so paranoid throughout ESA, they just assumed anybody on camera that looked like a chick is trans.
>>714756812I thought the original founder of GDQ left.
>>714756787im going to guess they will not allow props of any sort or tomfoolery like that
shit is very sterile right now. look at all the chairs behind them.look at how perfectly lined up they are
>Wake up
>TRANS ROIIIIIGHTS
At least the run seems kinda okay
>>714756832the way he walks, kek
>>714756756anon, just ctrl+f "quake"
>>714756316
>>714756886the stink of GDQ can never be washed off
>>714756647when you grow up and realize videogames are a waste of time, you start to get really picky on what you play.
>>714756934just a bunch of racist tryin to keep the black man down. ya'll racist mfers
>>714756647I've picked up games before because I've seen runs of them at marathons, some of them relatively old (like XIII from it's ESA run) and some fairly new like Monolith from wherever the fuck I saw that at.
>>714756886nah, they transitioned
>>714756996anyone who doesn't support this is an idiot
who doesn't want segregation back, especially in gaming?
>announcer loudly interupting runners mid sentence every few minutes on the quake run
great
Yo when does this slop end? Any funny moments while I was gone? I went to bed after the leatherjew punches nazis film
>>714757070Nothing of note happened
>check schedule I pulled up a couple hours ago
>reload page
>everything shifts by 45 min
GDQ runs now smoothly and according to schedule
>>714756606Well he's Montenegrin so possibly
>>714757070Quake was pretty good
>>714756996What happened to this one?
>>714756996can i get a "i stand for trans rights" 4chin?
at least this balding dude is almost done.
>>714757106they apologized
>>714757060ITS GREAT ANON I SWEAR JUST KEEP WATCHING
ive watched this run for about 10 minutes now before realizing its not hollow knight
>>714756675I'm glad I opted to get some sleep, I assumed it was going to be at least somewhat bad since it's Quake 64, but I didn't expect them to suck at the basic shit.
How many of these do you think are actual post-OPs and how many are basically just crossdressers?
How is he this far behind estimate?
>overestimate
well, that's what happens when you set the estimate less than 5 minutes under your PB
>>714757196It's so bland and generic they blend together
I completely forgot that this was going on. How many runners were trannies so far?
>>714757146whoa didn't know trollface was a sneedrunner
Why do none of the hand drawn 2D metroidvanias since hollow knight even come close to the same quality of art direction
>>714755457 (OP)cant wait for the nortubel speedrun
>>714757221streamers can't afford the surgery. 0% got the chop
>>7147572492 including this since i watched since indiana jones
theres another one after this i wanna see
>30,000 viewers
GDQ is cooked man, just let it die already
She/It?
They keep getting more retarded.
>>714757234>HeAnon ...
>>714757196WTf it's not?
>>714757276money isn't the issue
they're agp
>>714757136Trans rights are human rights!
>>714757320I saw her and was like sheee/it she's fine
whats the tranny count at so far?
>>714757328this. these freaks are jerkin off wearing thongs and stockings in their spair time
>>71475722199% are crossdressers, even when they can afford it they dont go for the surgery because they enjoy having their dick
>>714757006>(like XIII from it's ESA run)Final Fantasy 13 is the greatest (3D) JRPG gameplaywise of all time (the whole trilogy really) and Im not a bot that needs a speedeun to tell me that
>>714757292I like how this event has become more like a freak show than a video games contest, we are only mildly interested in the vidya, what we're really here for is seeing the fucked up individuals with mental illness on display
>>714757276They'd be able to afford it if they stopped eating so much. Most are so dirt poor living with their parents so they're on Medicaid to afford the hormones.
>>714757292Thanks. I need to watch my daily dose of troon sometimes to remind myself I why I don't fail at life.
>>714757403ZZZ
one for all three of 'em!!
oh and over estimate
>>714757403Z for tranZ rights
>>714757403paused and alt-tabbed/10
>>714757403not worth rating
>>714757412i havent checked in since covid so all i could see displayed was the shitty webcams they used
so this is even more fun
>>714757403E- it looked at least playable but way too sloppy to consider a higher grade
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>>714757403C. That's generous, I feel. Donos were nauseous and the game seemed mostly just fine for a metroidvania. Overestimate, too
>>714757323You saying he isn't?
>>714757437>he watches ads
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I am so sick of hearing about trannies I AM SSSOOOO FUCKING SICK OF IT IM SICK OF THEM
>U.N. Squadron
It was my childhood shootemup so I have some nostalgia for it.
>>714757509Is that good or bad?
>>714757403F, boring run, boring runner, annoying host
seriously that wasnt hollow knight? it looked exactly the fucking same
>>714757403SSS but ironically because I was tabbed out the whole time
>>714757403ZZZ one z for each troon
>>714757403Tranny + Overestimate
F
>>714757617Nigger that slop does not look anything like Kino Knight
>boomer block
>tranny block
What's the next block gonna be?
>>714757682We're still deep in tranny block, get comfy
>>714757579Time spinner's main character is a bisexual that ends up sleeping with a trans woman.
Good game that understands the Igavania formula, the map has some shortcomings but the story and characters is crap even if you're accepting of the LGBT themes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT
>>714757396AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
Trannykino block continues
>>714757579>ESA>Barely any, those there don't make it their personality>GDQ>It's the entire event's personality
>>714757682>>714757718most of this event is the tranny block
>>714757675if anything it looked more like a Cruelest Dungeon inspired HK artstyle
Good god
>Its an ad
GOOD FUCKING GOD
> is that... someone comfortable being themselves??? AAHHHHHH DONALD TRUMP SAVE MEEEE
I cant fucking take it anymore
man why do they have to have this shit block during euro hours
>another one
Is it 'trans block' right now or what
TRANS RIGHTS LESS THAN THREE
Are they cutting the other troon from couch cam?
it's hilarious looking at a chat 30,000 people who all have guns pointed at their heads
>hear voice
>sounds like a pretty chill dude
>open stream
JEEEHESUS FUCKING JUMP SCARE
>we start with every item in the fucking game so I donโt have to do tech
We get it this is a shill game oh my goodness
These poor men always have the harshest ugliest and unflattering lipstick on
poor guy's alone on the couch
>>714757784nope, just a delayed discord call. always fun
>another shill game that also looks exactly like its inspiration but bad
how many is that so far?
>>714757682tranny block cont.
HAHAHAHA what the fuck is wrong with these people? Do they not understand how fucked up they are? Unironically I want them to get help, they should be institutionalized so they can get serious help from a mental health professional. How fucking crazy that they are flaunting their mental illness like it's normal.
just smile and wave boys
just smile and wave
t-trans rights!! haha!!
alright I'll check out quake
>tranny on the couch
god damnit
>he/him sounds more like a girl than she/her
can't make this up
>>714757403Z
godless nights
>>714757869gdq is actually just a trans exhibition with skits and a few games
Having "waffle" in your handle is irritating me more than trooning out
it's like the go-to I'm so heckin quirky and random, like naming your dog thor kind of fucking basic
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>>714755457 (OP)i'm 100% serious, some of these trannies are starting to grow on me, they're so awkward trying to be feminine, they're all queens to me, keep speedrunning girls!
>>714757989Possibly the weakest bait of all time, well done
That one hurt!
Thatโs gonna leave a mark!
Shouldโve thought that one through!
>>714757951I'm seriously not joking, the fact we allow these people to live openly with their delusions is very concerning to me. I want them to have help dealing with their paranoid / schizoid illness whatever it is, they are clearly fucked up mentally and everyone can see it. It's like the emperor's invisible coat that everyone can see doesn't exist
>>714757869All of your questions are answered with one word: autism.
>>714757776>>714757745im just tuning in is there actually a troonblock or is this just memes
>>714757869I was raised in a cult. I suspect being a troon is like the same thing granted you probably join rather than get born into it. A big part of the delusion is having everyone else around you believe it (or pretend to believe it). It really sells the illusion. If all the people in your close social circle believe, it feels real. Another big part is if the delusion suits your desires, you'll believe it more easily. The pain and fear that comes with admitting you were wrong is another big barrier to escaping the delusion. I could write a lot more but whatever.
I should learn some niche indie game thatโll only get shown at graveyard times and then do uhh funny stuff for you guys so my run gets an SSS.
>>714757869Most of them are just lonely people who want to feel like they belong and have friends. Trannies basically prey on them and tell them that they can get everything they want if they just troon out.
>>714758047I feel like that was a good write-up, I say this because I know a discord troon irl and they remind me of this guy, they clearly look male, change their voice to sound "female" but it just sounds like a parody, they sound and look like a walking parody but they expect to be taken fully serious because (I guess) everyone in their pisscord cult enforces their delusions
>>714758098And also play the easiest category that does the game a disservice.
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>>714758098and transition, of course *mwah*
>>714757951the vast majority of the games i've seen so far were niche AF with a maximum of 50 concurrent players.
chances are it's just trannie devs playing their own slop on stream in hopes that other trannieretards get gaslit into buying their game.
>>714758098I'm surprised that this hasn't happened at least once before.
>>714758047> If all the people in your close social circle believe, it feels real.Usually, you have a circle of peers who correct such tendencies through bullying. If you remove that by creating online bubbles/safe spaces, this is the result.
Bullying has a bad rep, but on some occasions it might help to prevent greater problems later on.
>>714758223Itโs really hard to speedrun. Iโve tried for like 3 days max and then I just give up. No thatโs not including time trials for individual levels or shit like seeing Samus half naked in Metroid.
>>714758239true
bullying does lead to some great things later on sometimes
like the eradiation of bullies
I really like the sprite design of this game. reminds me of an SNES game. Which I get the feeling is the intention.
>>714758239Part of being in a cult or cult like group is that you get separated from people like that by design.
>>714757905ok this sucks
>fucks up every trick>incessant donation screeching
>estimate less than 1 min of his or her PB, it's also WR
How come Hollow Knight is the only good looking hand drawn metroidvania but many of the pixel art ones look great
why transexuals like metroidvanias so much?
>>714758316close its just symphony of the night almost down to the fucking loading hallways between zones
If this goes over this is a genuine ZZZ run
>>714758316it's a legally distinct Castlevania SotN copycat, but it is pretty well done though
Yโknow now that I think about it, I donโt really see much trans stuff nowadays outside of GDQ. Just one off stuff like deadnaming jokes and some thread on /v/ about a singular person. Do people really even care that more?
>>714758403this one's warming up to them as well
>>714758316It is very, very heavily influenced by the DS Castlevania games by Iga, right down to individual movement techs, loot mechanics, etc.
The story sucks though, the soundtrack is very good however.
>>714758382pixel art is easy, hand drawn takes effort
I always wonder what are the parents of troons like? Do they enable them? Did they disown them? How do they feel?
imagine you live your life, you find love, you have a child and then they troon out. the thought actually makes me sick
Do you think the runner and the couch practice what they are going to say.
"And then after I defeat the boss you'll say trans rights"
>>714758429*that much anymore
itโs 5:13 AM Iโm going to bed soon.
>>714757869I never thought it'd happen to anyone in my friend circle but a couple of years ago it did and I should have seen how obvious it was. Hugely porn addicted, loves erp, is into some messy kinks (vore, farts, loli), always plays as a female in everything and plays FFXIV religiously. He just up and said he thinks he's trans and everyone stupidly encouraged him since they wanted to be "good friends" and that was it.
The guy is fucking balding.
>>714758397you could ask this about any genre of video game, video games in general, or really just anything liked by men with autism
His couch commentator keeps reminding me of Fix-it Felix
>wake up
>turn on gdq
>its a 0 effort looney troon
classic
>>714758026In a good number of cases, I am pretty convinced it's just desperation from loneliness
What's with all the deleted posts
>>714758532he put on lipstick that takes effort
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>>714757409>and Im not a bot that needs a speedeun to tell me thatYou're a bot that thinks a roman numerals number is Final Fantasy.
>>714758328>i tried to warn you anon, why didn't you listen anon?sorry you had to experience it first hand quake anon
>$500
could have bought a switch 2
>>714758592But he didnt realize almost no women wear lipstick anymore, so its back to zero effort
Since nobody has said it yet I will, that's a dude in womens clothes.
checking to see if i got banned by troon mods
Can't these niggas get their moms to do their makeup or something
This is a humilation ritual sitting their looking like that while the announcer yells "trans rights!"
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why does couch remind me of this
>>714758480Eh, there's worse things that can happen. Like imagine having a kid who ends up marrying a black person.
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HAHA BTFO ZZZ FUCK YOU
I wasnt looking at the stream so I didnt realize it was a tranny.
>>714758397I was genuinely sad when they took over souls. It was kinda funny at first because of invasions and youโd invade trannies subset of coping didnโt really last long.
>Troon
>Ad
>NG+
>speedrun mode
>fails all โtricksโ
>Over estimate
>>714758698holy shit.... I think you're right
>>714757821they could at least not be fashion disasters
Surely "Megaretroman" isn't a fucking tranny.
>>714758698His deep voice is vibrating my house
>1.5 seconds overestimate
does this count too?
>1 second and half over estimate
ZZZ--- run.
>>714758730people still have kids?
>>714758760preach it, sister. *snaps fingers*
Your FAVORITE GAME?
THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME?
Shut up no itโs not dude. Get outta here, most of those rooms were just hallways and thatโs saying a lot considering most of SOTEโs rooms were just hallways too. You killed every boss with one hit.
>>7147583361.5s OE isn't too bad.
Do you feel shame for your words and deeds?
>>714758789I guess that depends on if you think Mormons are people.
>Pokeball tat on right shoulder
come on man
if .... u ..... don repkect trans WOMEN..... LEVE! now..... or els
>>714758760They're still straight men, they cant dress themselves as men and definitely not as women
Why does every game need a "speedrun community" and a discord on top of it?
these games are all fucking shit. castleGAYnia sucks ass
>>714758716OH YEAH WE KEPT FINDING CLUES ALL OVER THE PLACE
Is the UN Squadron anime any good?
>>714758851Z for obvious reasons...
he's overestimate!!
>>714758839where the hell else am I supposed to groom autistic people?
>>714758839it rhymes with "blooming"
The freaks really do come out at night.
>>714758851ZZZ
basically kill trannies
>>714758532letting them take the graveyard shift in an empty room is about all we could ask for
>>714758698Really? looks like a woman to me, even had her pronouns listed
>>714758851I don't even wanna rate this.
>>714758839The idea of a speedrun community can get pretty toxic too. Werster talked about this before, he barely interacts with the greater community of the games he plays because thereโs a lot of made-up rules and traditions that donโt have anything to do with the game at all and itโs a big part of why youโd never see him here other than the fact that heโs banned. In an alternate universe where he wasnโt banned for being funny as fuck, heโd still never come back.
>>714758839Routing and running tend to be collaborative efforts, so having communities for it does make sense, not so much that everything has to be a fucking Discord server.
>>714758194how is this trans?
YOU LIED TO ME
YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOU
THE QUAKE RUN WAS HORRIBLE AND SO WAS LENNA'S
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>714759024gee did the black and fast guy give it away
really great to see some female gamers do runs this year!
>>714758874Yeah, Area 88 is pretty cool. Watch the OVA movies; they only get better.
Anime is meh, and they replaced some of the music from the original showing for the worse, but it's not terrible.
3 OVAs and a 12 episode anime reboot.
The SNES and arcade games are very different, with the latter being coop.
>UN Squadron
>MegaRetroMan
christ surely this next one won't be trash
>>714758991It costs nothing to start up a quick Discord server for something, the alternative would be Steam forums or a speedrun.com board.
Time spinner is a better game than the run demonstrates because the runner took the easiest possible category.
>>714758998It's 4am here in Minnesota dude, stop trying so hard to hate
>>714759087I will be good only watching the OVAs then?
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Will we have ASM2025 streams
>>714759078True! It would be really strange if only men liked this very male hobby, that could be seen as extremely invalidating to our trans sisters
>>714759161Yep, threads tend to survive for it, even better is they stream on Youtube as well so no Twitch fuckery to deal with.
>>714759175Read the fucking thread before posting, 4chan is so awful because we have to spoonfeed newfags who cant take 3 minutes to read the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob4P6ssPEpY
>>714759250i don't get it
>>714759161Definitely. It's the best way to experience the story, for sure. And that shitty Maverick TopGun movie tried to ape the 2nd one hard with its finale.
At least the next runner is a normal dude
>>714759287The event is in Minneapolis you fucking moron. Better than whatever flyover shithole state you live in
>>714759245>4chan is so awful because we have to spoonfeed newfagsWell, I'm waiting
>>714759239There's no twitch fuckery on firefox + ublock origin + twitchad solutions userscript. But yeah youtube doesn't need a userscript to block ads etc, multi-streaming is a good idea anyway
>>714759327What a horrible night to have eyes.
>>714759137>>714759306I'm retarded, but TG:M is still dogshit.
>>714759120But if I trash other people's enjoyment, my shit life without friends doesn't hurt as much.
>>714759327A lot of the prizes are just artist throwing unsold etsy stock at GDQ
>>714759354I think he's sleeping but idk
>>714759195amen, xister. trans rights forever!
>he thinks i live in the united sharts of shartia
>>714759368Eh, I enjoyed TG:M fine enough. For me it's the Area 88 manga.
>>714759379The word artist is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
>>714759327don't be rude, some transfolx named gertrude or agatha worked hard on this
>>714759359>There's no twitch fuckery on firefox + ublock origin + twitchad solutions userscript.Ads are geotargeted, even layering all of that on top of each other doesn't do it perfectly for every fucking region, it's why a lot of shit uses proxies.
a few years ago some anons were doing troll donations with the phrase "win early die late" (it sounds like dilate), did they ever catch on to that?
>>714758932These aren't cute boys, they are trans women in denial
This thread really is only for losers that hate themselves and try to bring others down with them huh? So fucking pathetic
>>714759521wrong, /v/ is a majority supportive board
>>714759338That's still flyover thoughbeit
>>714759250>Still wearing masks
>>714759501Without the userscript I get ads bro. With it I don't see any, it works. Even if I VPN to the US which has the most ads it blocks them
>>714759521why would I hate myself?
Just checking if the turbo-janny hired by GDQ is still here.
>>714759521Take your meds
>>714759508>it sounds like dilateThank you for the explanation, very necessary
>>714759508There was one that had "dial 8" read by the announcer probably before COVID it feels like. It was during some need for speed game or maybe a GTA type game
can someone post the latest chart
>>714759521calm down chuddie, we're just bantsing with you. don't an hero, or do...
>>714759440I actually did like the last 20-30 mins with the actual mission, and Cruise's "I don't know" to the callsign was pretty fucking funny. It just felt a bit too much like a propaganda movie that didn't have enough actual jet action for a jet action movie, with its buildup.
Area 88 manga is great, though.
>>714759521GDQ got popular with the /pol/ kids years ago for hatewatching, there's a reason a lot of people were saying the threads would go to shit for week 2 and then clear up after a while into week 3.
Does someone have that GDQ dono site where you can search by name etc? Wanna check something. Pic related
>this is a $250 accumulative prize
>>714759680/pol/chads winning as always i see
wtf a real vagina not even a neo one
>go away for a half hour
>come back
>same screen
Where the fuck is the game?
>>714759521Yeah, you're right Anon. There is no such thing as objectively bad or legitimate criticism. They are concepts manifested by the projections of people with nothing but malice and evil in their heart.
>>714759715did they at least win a grand prize
gdqPride gdqNBPride gdqTransPride gdqPride gdqNBPride gdqTransPride
Aru
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>>714759715>From Floppy_Jim
>>714759680It's just like when the circus arrives in town really. You throw peanuts or look in awe at the freaks, but also enjoy the actual spectacles made with effort. You don't need a political alignment to do that.
>ctrl + f tran
>60 results
Good to know that all is right with gdq
I've found better things to watch nowadays, have fun though
i don't hate the new announcer/host.
he's a little cringe and awkward but has a chill vibe.
PLEASE do not the screeching trannie on the mic again, i beg you GDQ lessthanthree
>>714759639Sure, you could drum it up as a propaganda movie, especially with how the nation they were attacking was definitely-surely-not-russia-korea-or-whatever. Some of the dog fighting maneuvers were also little more fantastical than realistic, but it was a pretty enjoyable popcorn movie, and I found myself vastly preferring it over the original Top Gun. It's more than what I can say about a lot of other recent movies.
Any good trooncoal/troonkino yet?
>>714759867He's been cringe, but so far pretty normal. Miles better than satanherself.
you do have games on your speedrunning event, right?
.. he..hello
>>714759879whats trooncoal? speaking of coal, how come you never see black troons?
>>714759715now I understand what women mean when they say they get the ick.
>>714759725a dark portion of it got stripped off?
>>714759879Yeah. Go hit up Limsa and oggle the local transorganisms. Bonus points if you sync mare.
>>714759910OH OKAY THE SNES JUST MAGICALLY BECAME EASY TO SET UP
>>714759940oh wait it's the arcade version
yeah mame is ass that makes sense
Okay this might actually be decent.
>>714759831Look, UN Squadron is a spectacle instead of a freak show
>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
>he/they
FAWCK SO CLOSE
>cringe fat boomers
>old ass game
there we go
>>714759912black tranny autism is channeled into hitting up gay bars and banging lots of dudes. white tranny autism is channeled into speedrunning.
>>714759981but thats an actual man?
sometimes I feel like a greg
>watches anime
Manga>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime
>autoscroller speedrun
instant F
Oh shit, this is based on Area 88
>>714760000I Binged it. There are definitely black troons.
>>714759250wow that's a lot of unattractive people
>>714759954are they allowing emulators? if it's an original arcade board with a supergun and scaler i would understand why it took forever to set up
>>714760065Yeah, Capcom renamed it to U.N Squadron for western markets
>>714760000nice GET, quads telling the trvth.
why do americans say monga instead of manga?
>>714760097It's 1cc attempt, so it's more a superplay than speedrun in a sense
>>714760075Like, 99% of people unattractive let's be real.
>>714760097I'll fucking take it. Second real run after Banjo
>>714760000TRVTH 0000 NVKE
>>714760142the fuck you gon do about it thirdy? USA USA USA
Arcade games are peak comfy. I'd love to see a 1CC showcase of a lightgun game like Time Crisis at gdq.
>>714760142because that's how it's pronounced in japanese
>>714760158trannies coping and seething, amirite? xd
total troon death!
I knew late night/early morning runs would be better. Just some dudes playing games without a billion trannies behind them clapping
British people can't say three for free.
>>714760230americans can't say free healthcare
>>714760254show some respect to mr durst
>>714760216this but the xd is sincere
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>moby chon
>>714760142how did they say it? because the A sound in Japanese is AH . People who say Maynga remind me of that Sakuracon commercial parody
>>714760290kek, i was wondering who reminds me
man this game is cool as hell
what kinda controller is that
>>714760142Pretty sure it's more common to say menga. That being said, anime has been prolific in the US for about 30 years now so people might be realizing the correct pronunciation by now.
>>714760280https://vocaroo.com/134jZVCCDfXX
shrug
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>>714760421just an arcade stick
>>714760350Mahn-ga. The Japanese language is built around syllables, which we understand as two letters put together. 'Ma' is its own syllable, so you need to say that, and keep its pronunciation the same each time you use it.
>>714760142Why do they say gay men instead of gaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
leverless controllers are more LGBTQ than half the people in attendance.
What the hell was that donation?
>>714760510Is playing video games trans?
Is what he's doing here actually extremely difficult?
>>714760429Anime is derived from the English word Animation. Manga was an original Japanese word. Anime's English-like pronunciation likely won't change.
>>714760559use a stick or a pad you fence sitter
>>714760534The cake is a lie lol
yeah.. you wouldn't get it
>>714760502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IQpJkiDR8g
>>714760568nah its just a letsplay
just tuned in someone post the chart please
is the pronouns thingy mandatory now?
>>714760568Yea, I'd say any 1cc is going to be tough
>>714760592Careful....
Zoomers REALLY hate this ancient meme...
>>714760614Bro... I hate to tell you this...
>>714760616Host doesn't have em listed so probably not
>>714760568The cave stage can be pretty rough
This isn't the hardest shmup there is, but if you don't know where to line up to avoid enemy fire, it can be harder to 1cc
>>714760568>1CCAutomatically gets +1 rating
>>714760510Ironically most trans still have their lever.
>>714759521Tranny? Whats going on here?
>>714760568His pb is 10 seconds off the world record
>>714760648but people are rating the runs...
anon please, they must be rating for something, right?
....right?
>>714760629How many tries do you get and has he died yet?
the dude's playing is so clean
>>714760678this post made me laugh out loud
>laser goes between vertical stabilizers
kino
>>714760702First I was going for "wish to be leverless".
>>714760687Anon... I'm sorry...
So is the anime also about complete and utter genocide?
hello kitty is over an hour late and I am not okay
>>714760682He was looking for his business cards
>>714760689Well, he gets 1 shot at successfully doing the 1cc here on stage, if he dies he'll just finish the game with excuses
frat bro playing some shmups
baww
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>speedrunning side scrolling arcade game
what's the point of this. the goal in arcade games is the high score, not how fast the game is done
>>714760821It's the only game ive played on the gdq schedule and i wanna see it :(
>>714760820it can't be helped
Shin
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Rate UN Squadron / Area 88!
>>714760802Maybe a bit too long and the hard "r" on lever is funnier. You were correct to make the change. Well done.
>>714760687It'd be genuinely funny as fuck if he stopped bothering at the end of ESA and people just kept rating shit without it being used for anything.
>>714760920A+
skillful shit
>>714760920B+
Not really a speedrun, but the challenge was hard and the comms were good
>>714760920D, also trans rights
>>714760920A
post stats and table
>>714760920Not a speedrun
>>714760920D
just for the transrights chant at the end
>ending it on trans rights
So close but ya blew it.
>trans rights
NOOOO UNDO MY RATING
>>714760920A+
smooth gameplay
not too many donos
solid
>>714760920A
It was refreshing.
>>714760920B-
last second minus for the exit
>>714760920C liked it but dropping a grade for the stupid thing at the end
>>714760920ZZZ for troon comment
>>714760920A+, very solid show of skill, with a pretty fun couch.
>>714760920Z for tranz rightz
>>714760927the sad thing is that people used to keep a running 'vibes based' rating before chartfag showed up, but that skill has been lost to the mists of time.
>>714760820The OVA? It ends with Area 88 getting destroyed, the pilots flying into a suicidal fight for one final stand
The TV anime? It ends with Shin trying to fly off and get to his girl, but gets talked out of it, so long the photographer (who survives in this version) takes a photo of Shin to the girl in Japan. Shin continues to fly for the time being.
>>714760920S for trans rights
It's not even a speedrun, overrating it because 3 dudes is a bit sad
>runner salutes and smiles through the "trans rights"
is this song about porno?
HECKIN... GODLESS NIGHTERINO.
>>714761039The tier lists had the issue of getting anybody to agree on anything, which the charts sort of solved but at the same time turned it into the main event for a lot of people, and brought stupid shit like the Pizza Tower shitstorm.
>>714761120they signed off with "trans rights" too
>>714761120I mean thatโs just GDQ inflated ratings. Over estimate races are being rated A this event.
I'm late, have I missed anything entertaining
>>714761132gdq is my favourite comedy
>>714761132What an awful night to have eyes.. and dont forget everyone, if you type ":3" that means you are a heckin valid girl!!
>>714761132I try not to judge because I imagine they're going through some mental shit but there's no way that 'gdqcrush' comment is serious, reading that made me squirm
>>714761132d-do you a gdq crush on duke /v/?
>>714761120watching this event at all is sad so we're all in the same sorrowful boat here
>>714760920Today, I will give an S.
>>714761189there was a guy dressed as a woman lol it was crazy
>>714761217Oh hes dead serious
>>714760807This can't be...
i remember playing hello kitty roller rescue with my sister, idk if we were too little but it was really difficult and we never finished it
SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW
No audio, fastest train wreck recorded
>>714761132Duke looks like he's about to tell me about the latest Path of Exile news
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>>714761267cant even tell what he wants to attract, cant be gay dudes right?
>>714761132How can these people look at their own photos and not immediately kill themselves?
>>714761306Probably just little, i played it and dont remember it being hard but i could be wrong
>>714761267mine posts on 4chan!
>>714761313>>714761317first one this event?
>>714761120A is too much, but it was fine. Commentary full of cringeworthy moments and trans rights spam is basically a given at this point, you have to get used to it if you want to watch this shit. Should've watched ESA instead if you don't like it.
>>714761156I don't know, I'd rather have Mekara doing another SSS run than whatever we're about to witness.
i prefer doctors WITH borders
That was the most exciting thing to happen since the event started.
>>714761338Lemme tell ya about some statistics...
>>714761306>hello kitty>gci can only hope you were 4 or something
>>714761223If with crush you mean crushing it with an hydraulic press like those toys webms then yes
>>714761330Gay?!? Dude hes straight he wants women to pity fuck him
>>714761358I watch all, but I'd automatically rate non-speedruns like a B at best. It's a SPEEDRUN event reee. The dudes were fine outside of the closing comment anyway
>>714761132god damn, I didn't do so bad in life
>>714761458>It's a SPEEDRUN event reee.GDQ is actually a charity event first, entertainment second and speedrunning event third
>regardless of race, ethnicity, religion, or politics
so they would revive hitler? nah, I'm good
>>714761430women pity fuck men that put in effort to self improve to compensate for their lack of other qualities
putting on a dress is no effort
>>714761458They weren't bad, but you could tell they were forcing it at some points.
>actual shoutouts to the tech crew
Jaxler with the iconic short shorts.
>>714761509>start run>no audio>"uhhhh we can't start yet">"shoutouts to the amazing tech crew by the way!"
>>714761458I kinda agree, but on the other hand that UN Squadron run took 1000x more skill than that new game+ metroidvania run where you one shot every boss while invincible.
>>714761538Do you think he knows a single thing about women?
>>714761561whats the trend with blinded anime girls?
why the fuck would you run this?
I revoke your "he/him"
>>714761636Do you revoke mine? this game is comfy kino
>>714761627from everything I've seen
no
>>714761636for the ebin meme
>>714761651Your parents disagree
>>714761636jank n64/gamecube era platformers are one half of the soul of speedrunning with the other half being 2d platformers.
>>714761636memes, and ez world records from lack of competition
>>714761678Disagree with what?
>>714761652I rubbed my eyes because I thought he was wearing a diaper for second
>>714761535You can think fucked up shit til the cows come home. once you act on those thoughts, once you DO something evil then you need to be removed from society for a time
>>714761643Fascinating specimen, just look at that.
>>714761636I guarantee that there's some troon seething because CIS male got to run this.
>>714761634Furina isn't blind, she just has funky eyes
That guy in the middle looks like he has a suicide hotline on speed dial..
say something nice about her
>>714761652What the fuck is he doing with his mouth?!
>turning the world into cubes
Fuck, this is an alternate history to Mort The Chicken.
>hello kitty is allowed
>fumos aren't
>>714761712so you're saying jews need to go?
Isn't the awful block in 2 days? Horror block tomorrow? Why are they running this now?
>kuromi shirt
Not long before this dude troons out as well
>>714761806it's wholesome
>>714761802Uh oh, what did they do now?
>>714761781FUMO are chud coded
>>714761841no shit
he's just chris chan but speedrunner
>>714761806AGDQ = Awful block. SGDQ = Silly block.
They labelled the mics incorrectly. They swapped Jaxler and Dreaded_
Proof: bsky.app/profile/dreaded.boo
can the retard on the coach shut the fuck up already?
>>714761909I don't care the dude is annoying he might as well be a tranny
>>714761841Hes got every red flag for trooning out at 40 years old suddenly. I almost wish I could place bets
>>714761909shout out to the tech crew!
>>714761909It's too late. The council has made its judgement.
>>714761909So do people here actually use bluesky or are you just farming lolcow content?
>say you're she/they
>act completely like a dude
How is this not a fuck you to everyone?
>>714761943I like Jaxler, he plays spongebob movie game so hes good in my book
>>714761909If the last week has proven anything, it's that most Anons really can't tell unless it's really obvious so they just roll with what they're told.
>>714761975I switched over last year I think? It's been a great experience.
Why the fuck is Jaxler even there
everybody sounds so annoying at gdq
lmao this dreaded retard is the most annoying cunt you cant make this shit up
>>714762118Epic reactions
what an inane bit of trivia that no one would care about
>>714762082Can you blame them? Half of these troons look like and behave like normal dudes and then have " she/her". If they looked or acted like women it'd be more obvious
Shut up haxxi is going to say something
>>714761975Never, us twitterfags need to stick together. I saw some literal who with an opinion earlier today, better make a thread about it, so pirate chad can make more money copying the slop reactions.
>>714746029Whatever happened to this slampig? Why wasn't she at the last ESA?
>>714762152also did they mix up the sound bars, the pronouns dont seem right, talking about the guy on the right of the couch
>>714762234whats with her exaggerated mannerisms, is this a european thing?
>>714762294attention whoring
Is Haxxi ever going to say something?
Also are they a biofem or not? I NEED to know!
>>714762385Do you have your glasses on? That's a man
I feel like this could be funny if they were making fun of the "Brony" movement but they are being genuine so it just comes off as sad
Also i got this shit muted i'm listening to PS1 euro demo disc music instead
>>714762385a biofem would probably talk non stop instead of sit there without speaking a word, not to mention its a man
god this is boring
I have no idea what I'm looking at
>>714762602Cuteslop shovel ware aimed at 12 year old girls, played by grown men in drag. Pretend it's normal or the troonjanny will give you 3 days in the slammer
putting a pre Z for this shitty runnner and couch
>she turned into a happy meal
Okay that's actually pretty funny.
>>714762602Originally, speedrunning was impressive because we could all relate to the game being played
this? don't know what the fuck this is
>>714762682it's the best game I've ever seen
I'm having so much fun
WOO
I miss comfy late night runs that I could go to sleep to.
this level reminds me of bianco hills
>>714760682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpUALgmMK_o
>>714762721I'm SO glad to see one of my FAVORITE GAMES of ALL TIME be DESTROYED on stream! Let's kick cancer's butt!
Did I miss something? I closed the stream.
>shoots the npc in the groin
bit on the nose there mister
this game is soooooooooo boring
>>714759873>>714761040I just want to reply again to say you're based and it was really nice talking with you. Glad you enjoyed the run, too.
Have a great week, man.
>>714763191Zero zero section.