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Anonymous No.714757206 [Report] >>714758028 >>714759206 >>714759975 >>714760205 >>714761679 >>714761913 >>714763354 >>714764189 >>714766775 >>714772048 >>714772703 >>714775324 >>714782004 >>714789630 >>714798537 >>714800521 >>714800646 >>714800738 >>714800764 >>714800848 >>714803204
Is TGA rigged?
Anonymous No.714757336 [Report] >>714759261 >>714765452 >>714789630
Of course, it is, no one fucking cares about astrobot or whatever this thing is called.
Anonymous No.714757779 [Report] >>714758993
If the TGA was rigged for Sony, then surely they would have won for Spider-Man 2, Horizon Forbidden West and Ratchet and Clank in the previous years?

Astro Bot won at other awards shows too, are they rigged?
Anonymous No.714758028 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
I liked astro bot so I’ll say no
Anonymous No.714758993 [Report] >>714759042 >>714789727
>>714757779
They had to fork over immeasurable amounts of money to prevent the presenters from calling all of those game "hot steaming piles of garbage" live on stage.
Even then you can see them almost say it.
Astrobot by comparison is just a 3D Mario clone with product placement.
Anonymous No.714759042 [Report]
>>714758993
I find it a mix between super mario galaxy, super mario 3d world, and kirby and the forgotten land
Anonymous No.714759206 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
my peanus is rigged to explode when I look at astro butts haha
Anonymous No.714759261 [Report]
>>714757336
I do
Anonymous No.714759297 [Report] >>714766753
Concord "won" TGA, but then it tripped into the path of a combine harvester so Astro Bot had to show up to collect.
Anonymous No.714759530 [Report] >>714759948 >>714766775
Will you be playing his dlc on july 10th
Anonymous No.714759948 [Report] >>714760125
>>714759530
only if they have fat robobutt
Anonymous No.714759975 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
Most soulless corporate mascot ever
Anonymous No.714760125 [Report]
>>714759948
Maybe if we’re lucky
Anonymous No.714760205 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
I really do think Wukong deserved it, but Astro Bot was my 2nd pick from the line up
Anonymous No.714760903 [Report] >>714761384
What’s the lore behind the vip bots
Anonymous No.714761384 [Report] >>714762317
>>714760903
They were all travelling on board the PS5 spaceship when it was attacked.
Anonymous No.714761517 [Report] >>714765863 >>714772841 >>714788472 >>714803358
i love shortstack boys
Anonymous No.714761679 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
Not only did Sony rig the awards, it's also completely acceptable because video games are considered a shit medium. That's why it's okay for developers like Zoe Quinn to be directly affiliated with their reviewer.
Anonymous No.714761913 [Report] >>714763264 >>714767184
>>714757206 (OP)
Nope, Astro Bot is probably the best game I've ever played. Shit's amazing.
Anonymous No.714762317 [Report]
>>714761384
But why do they look like that? Are they the original characters transformed into looking like that?
Anonymous No.714763264 [Report]
>>714761913
Wouldn’t say it’s the best but it’s really damn good
Anonymous No.714763354 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
Fortnite was announced at TGA in 2017.
It has been in either the Multiplayer or Community Support categories every year since.
Anonymous No.714763574 [Report]
Anonymous No.714764189 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
>playstation circlejerk Livestream liked the PlayStation circlejerk game
What is surprising about this
Anonymous No.714765452 [Report] >>714765556 >>714766775 >>714767184
>>714757336
>no one fucking cares about astrobot
This, despite being somehow a GOTY winner and media sensation, no one played or talked about it.
it was ONLY ever popular in the mediasphere. No one cared about it outside of that, and we all know it
>platformers in general are dead and not popular
>this isnt a particularly good platformer to begin with
>even a big sony platformer name like crash bandicoot flopped with crash 4
>somehow this dead genre circlejerk game beat out all the much more popular games people actually spoke about
never once has there ever been a more media shilled game.
Reminder: 90% of the Game Awards vote power comes from journalists, not gamers. Gamers never cared about astrobot, the journalists did. And on top of that, you can learn every single place that was shilling this game is actually an incestuous growth of the same mainstream media machine gamergate tried to expunge before.
Anonymous No.714765556 [Report]
>>714765452
Baldur's Gate 3 was way more shilled than Astro Bot and did not deserve the win. Zelda is an actual game that was robbed.
Anonymous No.714765863 [Report]
>>714761517
Based
Anonymous No.714766753 [Report]
>>714759297
At least it fell into the right hands
Anonymous No.714766775 [Report] >>714767562
>>714757206 (OP)
Astro bot is a great game.
>>714759530
Theres dlc coming to it? Is it more free dlc or paid dlc?
>>714765452
I bought it on release and 100% it.
Anonymous No.714767184 [Report]
>>714761913
It's probably the best Sony game in the past decade (since it's actually a game and not an interactive movie bullshit), but I definitely wouldn't call it the best game ever. Astro Bot definitely needs more of a legacy before it can get to that point, something that actually rivals some of the games that cameo in the game itself.

>>714765452
Weren't journalists complaining that Astro Bot winning the Game Awards would set a bad precedent in game development? If anything, I saw more regular people praising Astro Bot for not being the usual Sony slop.
Anonymous No.714767562 [Report] >>714775070 >>714782735
>>714766775
It's more free DLC. Hard levels instead of speed run levels.
Anonymous No.714767685 [Report] >>714770068
i do loving sizeplay related chatbot scenarios with this robot
Anonymous No.714767898 [Report] >>714776779 >>714790747
Anonymous No.714770068 [Report]
>>714767685
Based
Anonymous No.714772048 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
>is this Las Vegas event made for sponsors and make money rigged?
Sheesh, I don't know, what do you think?
Anonymous No.714772703 [Report] >>714798496
>>714757206 (OP)
>Is TGA rigged?
Quick guide for newfags that joined this summer:
>Did the game I like win?
>Yes = totally legit and absolutely fair event with no corruption whatsoever.
>No = irrelevant, paid for advertisement with no ground in reality, full of corruption and preferential treatment for some contenders.

here you go faggot, you can apply this approach to all kinds of yes/no questions on /v/.
Anonymous No.714772841 [Report] >>714772902
>>714761517
With backsack?
Anonymous No.714772902 [Report]
>>714772841
I'm on a featureless crotch + monobutt diet
Anonymous No.714774256 [Report] >>714774321
I wonder how the next Astro Bot game would be like without being a rehash of the last couple of games. Should it stray away from the VIP bot concept, or should it double down by making every level based on a different franchise?
Anonymous No.714774321 [Report]
>>714774256
I’d prefer if it being more original as to help build its identity more
Anonymous No.714775070 [Report]
>>714767562
Really hope they make another full level like winter wonder soon
Anonymous No.714775324 [Report] >>714775394 >>714804253
>>714757206 (OP)
Obviously. Astrobutt shitted and flopped. Nobody cares about it
Anonymous No.714775394 [Report] >>714776702 >>714778263 >>714804253
>>714775324
Anonymous No.714776485 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.714776702 [Report] >>714776779
>>714775394
did you draw that anon
Anonymous No.714776779 [Report] >>714779691
>>714776702
Nah, I saved that from an older thread, same as >>714767898
Anonymous No.714778263 [Report]
>>714775394
Would
Anonymous No.714779691 [Report] >>714789164
>>714776779
got anymore you can share?
Anonymous No.714782004 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
>Is TGA rigged?
No just super incompetent, Dave the diver dev said, after he was nominated for indie game of the year despite not being indie, that there is no formal submission process for developers, is just game journos invited by geoff not knowing what they are doing when nominating games and shit
Anonymous No.714782735 [Report] >>714783903
>>714767562
Well guess ill get another 10-20 minuter out of it then, cant complain about that.
Anonymous No.714783903 [Report]
>>714782735
There’s been a ton of these little levels added since launch and a bigger Xmas level too
Anonymous No.714785854 [Report] >>714785883 >>714786929 >>714788928 >>714789243
I have never drawn this thing it is a drawable design.
Anonymous No.714785883 [Report]
>>714785854
That is really nice
Anonymous No.714786929 [Report]
>>714785854
Thank you anon. That's amazing and hot.
Anonymous No.714787106 [Report] >>714794503
I want to frot with Astro's tiny bulge.
Anonymous No.714787720 [Report] >>714793576 >>714804321
monobutt >> cheeks
Anonymous No.714787975 [Report]
atsto bot winning anything and getting rave reviews was just the game journos' way of apologizing to sony for not shilling concord hard enough and making them waste half a billion dollars, the mass astro bot shilling from the entire industry literally happened within days of concord getting shut down
Anonymous No.714788472 [Report]
>>714761517
is this the thread?
Anonymous No.714788928 [Report]
>>714785854
SEXO
Anonymous No.714789034 [Report] >>714789524
I will never understand the hate for astrobot. Its the most charming platformer game I seen in decades. Even if you get rid of all the references, is still a 9/10 or 8/10 game.
I was shocked seeing it win but not that surprised after sitting on it for a bit, astrobot is something new and familiar that people needed.
Anonymous No.714789164 [Report]
>>714779691
There’s this one https://files.catbox.moe/8e03p7.png
Anonymous No.714789243 [Report]
>>714785854
really nice, whats your artist name? looks really familiar
Anonymous No.714789524 [Report] >>714789670
>>714789034
It's Nintendo fans seething that a non-Nintendo platformer won game of the year.
Anonymous No.714789630 [Report]
>>714757336
>>714757206 (OP)
Yes but not for astrobot
Anonymous No.714789670 [Report]
>>714789524
Funny how it’s only on /v/ and everywhere else, most nintendo fans love it. Not disagreeing with you, just found it funny how it’s only on /v/
Anonymous No.714789727 [Report]
>>714758993
>you jump so its a rip off of mario
fuck off
Anonymous No.714790747 [Report] >>714790839
>>714767898
soo... it gave her a dick?? wtf
Anonymous No.714790839 [Report]
>>714790747
Either that or just a bulge
Anonymous No.714791179 [Report] >>714792696
Probably never gonna happen again butt it’s funny seeing these be the big three platforming mascots at the moment
Anonymous No.714791480 [Report]
It's no mystery why the shit game usually wins.
Anonymous No.714792696 [Report] >>714793576
>>714791179
>donkey kong
sex
>astrobot (forma de monobutt)
sex
>shadow
no sex
Anonymous No.714793576 [Report] >>714795796
>>714787720
>>714792696
What’s the appeal of monobutts
Anonymous No.714794503 [Report]
>>714787106
Based
Anonymous No.714794821 [Report] >>714794893 >>714794998 >>714796162
What made you think all astrobots are male?
Anonymous No.714794893 [Report] >>714794998
>>714794821
Yes even if they used to be female
Anonymous No.714794998 [Report]
>>714794821
>>714794893
Whoops, misread that “do you think all astrobots are male?
Anonymous No.714795796 [Report]
>>714793576
Cute plushie-style design, very huggable and squishable. Cheeks are too overtly sexual, which takes away from the cuteness of the design.
Anonymous No.714796162 [Report] >>714796889
>>714794821
He exudes 'male brat' energy
Anonymous No.714796889 [Report]
>>714796162
I can see that
Anonymous No.714798496 [Report]
>>714772703
True
Anonymous No.714798537 [Report] >>714798990 >>714799612 >>714800598
>>714757206 (OP)
Steam release when?
Anonymous No.714798707 [Report] >>714800406
I need more cute lil robots to care and love
Anonymous No.714798990 [Report]
>>714798537
It would be funny, considering the entire aesthetic is built around the PS5.
Anonymous No.714799612 [Report]
>>714798537
Steam release and a shortstack mod is made .1 second after release
Anonymous No.714800406 [Report]
>>714798707
>whips out dick
Anonymous No.714800521 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
Sony sent a guy out to yap about how everyone in the industry is doing it wrong before being declared winners
Anonymous No.714800598 [Report]
>>714798537
I dont think a steam release is realistic, the game is so built around the dual sense controller that you are gonna have a hard time making it work on a normal controller or keyboard.
Anonymous No.714800646 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
80% of the vote in every category is decided by games journalists and other "industry people"
decide for yourself if you think these have any integrity or not
Anonymous No.714800738 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
>video game award show
>pride.com gets 90% of the voting power
totally not rigged at all
Anonymous No.714800764 [Report] >>714800848
>>714757206 (OP)
it's not outright paid for but the issue is that the voting body is still compromised in many ways. First, they're all faggots so they'll obviously be more lenient with faggoty stuff. Second, they're journos, influencers, and podcasters aka the new access media so they'll always want to stand next to celebrities and bigwigs. But the third and most important issue that compromises them is the fact that they aren't actual gamers. They're failed wannabe writers like Jacob Geller, Chris Stuckmann tier retards like skillup, low iq mongrels like tamoor hussain.

These people are all desperate to feel like they're legitimate, serious grownups engaged in a real artistic endeavor, yet none of them will do something like play all of expedition 33 on expert the whole way through, really evaluate every aspect of the game, and realize that the writing is a horribly amateurishly paced and botched telling of a story that isn't half as novel as the writers seem to think it is (fucking inception of all films made nearly a billion dollars by packaging the same "artists getting lost in their art to cope with loss" narrative for mass audiences like 15 years ago) and the gameplay is the most underbaked dogshit imaginable, it's as unhinged to call E33 an "innovation" for turn based games as it was to call the first Last of Us game an "innovation" for stealth games. They can't evaluate the game on the basis of the fact that NOTHING in the main quest, even on expert, pushes you to engage with lumina or team synergies and instead focuses only on making you learn parry or dodge timings. In a few years, no E33 fan will remember a single main quest encounter for anything interesting it did with TURN BASED MECHANICS, the only things they'll remember will be parry strings for combos. They'll talk about E33's combat the way they talk about souls combat. But the TGA voters don't care about this.

1/2
Anonymous No.714800848 [Report] >>714801313
>>714757206 (OP)
>>714800764
What they care about is what the game Says, both about the industry, as well as about themselves. To them, these games aren't games meant to be evaluated for what they actually are. They're conversation pieces that are meant to make these journos feel like they're sending a meaningful message to the industry, as well as to the journos' disappointed fathers. They want the world to think they're very serious people doing very meaningful work, so the actual quality doesn't matter. Because THEY CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INTENT AND EXECUTION. these people gave bioshock infinite a 94 on metacritic when it came out because they called the writing "masterful" and the gameplay "exciting". They don't actually care that that's complete bullshit. They just want to believe it's true because it makes them feel better about what they've decided to dedicate their lives to doing. They spend barely any time on every game that comes out and pretend to have a worthwhile opinion on ALL of them. They have to constantly pump out multiple videos every week and give no fucks about actually understanding what works and what doesn't about any of the games they cover. They want to write the history of gaming but they can't even keep up with the here and now. That's the biggest issue with the voters.

The Oscars are unironically infinitely less embarrassing than the game awards because while the Oscars voters are often stuck up and arrogant out of touch prudes, The Game Awards voters are desperate dogs looking for validation.

2/2
Anonymous No.714801313 [Report] >>714801934
>>714800848
>The Oscars are unironically infinitely less embarrassing than the game awards because while the Oscars voters are often stuck up and arrogant out of touch prudes, The Game Awards voters are desperate dogs looking for validation.
If I can add onto your point I think both Award shows are so horrifically fucked purely because voters don't need to have played / watched the thing to give an opinion. The Oscars just made it a rule after nearly a century of doing it, and the Game Awards doesn't even consider it. There are votes from institutions and judges that are based purely on 'vibes' and what their outlet said even if they weren't the ones at the outlet to say it. The Gamer's Choice votes are always so dog shit because gamers vote for the most boring shit as the best game ever like last year's so they're not much better.
Anonymous No.714801934 [Report]
>>714801313
Yeah I agree with that. Honestly wonder if it's even possible to have a SOMEWHAT valid GOTY voting system considering how obnoxiously long most games are. At least with the film stuff, you can reasonably enforce requirements to watch like ten or twenty screeners. How do you do that with games that are always 50+ hours long? Even if your voters weren't retarded journos with zero gaming acumen, it's still a bizarre concept to try and get through even ten of them with enough of a meaningful grasp on their quality to rank them. It's just always going to boil down to a popularity contest for whatver the Twitter resetera crowd has decided to congregate around. You'll barely ever get a winner that ages well overtime as a result.
Anonymous No.714802097 [Report] >>714802234 >>714805823
So is this a Astro Bot thread? Bot thread? Or a rant thread?
Anonymous No.714802234 [Report]
>>714802097
Astro bot thread about the game with some ass and game awards discussion on the side
Anonymous No.714802369 [Report] >>714803896
Anonymous No.714803204 [Report]
>>714757206 (OP)
Bioshock Infinite won best soundtrack over DKC Tropical Freeze. It's rigged as fuck.
Anonymous No.714803358 [Report] >>714809601
>>714761517
But there's nothing even stacked
Anonymous No.714803896 [Report]
>>714802369
What is this clip supposed to mean
Anonymous No.714804253 [Report] >>714806583
>>714775324
>>714775394
>play LBP3
>expect the main villain to get a ton of gay porn
>barely any exists
is the LBP fandom just sexless and don't think about porn?
Anonymous No.714804321 [Report]
where the fat robots at
>>714787720
death upon you
Anonymous No.714804460 [Report]
pc poors never played astro bot
they couldn't
Anonymous No.714805516 [Report] >>714808631
Anonymous No.714805569 [Report]
i require more astrobutts
Anonymous No.714805823 [Report]
>>714802097
it's something of everything
Anonymous No.714806118 [Report] >>714806395
I think the thread got saged
Anonymous No.714806395 [Report] >>714806521
>>714806118
F U C K
Anonymous No.714806521 [Report]
>>714806395
Wait nevermind
Anonymous No.714806583 [Report] >>714807190 >>714807616
>>714804253
Had to look him up cause I don't think anyone played lbp3. He's cute!
Anonymous No.714807190 [Report]
>>714806583
I like him
Anonymous No.714807616 [Report]
>>714806583
Requesting art of this little fella
Anonymous No.714808631 [Report]
>>714805516
Anonymous No.714809601 [Report]
>>714803358
The butt is