Thread 714766654 - /v/ [Archived: 503 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:02:03 PM No.714766654
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When does the combat get good? So far it is just an extremely repetitive and boring menu simulator. Not to mention that attacks don't even connect. The player characters just pull off a fancy dance, while swinging their weapons in front of the enemy. LOL
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:03:39 PM No.714766743
>>714766654 (OP)
i doesn't, its an overhyped game imo. in before it wins goty
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:04:20 PM No.714766784
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>>714766654 (OP)
>Not to mention that attacks don't even connect.
Just look at this lazy shit. Even Persona can pull that off.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:05:07 PM No.714766829
is the 'jak really neccessary for this post
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:10:27 PM No.714767113
>>714766654 (OP)
nnever just refund itt dude
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:15:30 PM No.714767380
>>714766829
OPERA SINGER REACTS To the VIDEO GAME MUSIC YOU REQUESTED and CRIES and SHIDS and FARDEDS in n' out of his REAR BUNG HOEL
Highlight 12:33: "See this is a real tragic like song. The song is titled 'The death of the greatest man we ever knew' and I don't know about you but this seems to imply something important happens. It sounds like a boss fight... [sings] and that PART man... wow....[sings again]"
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:16:36 PM No.714767441
>>714766784
>posts normal turn based RPG gameplay
You keep reposting this webm. What am I supposed to see here?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:18:52 PM No.714767570
>>714767380
Does anyone else get second hand embarrassment just seeing these videos pop up on youtube? Why do fans of these games need these random faggots to validate their tastes?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:20:21 PM No.714767649
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is this an e-celeb thread or a e33 thread? hmm
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:22:47 PM No.714767801
>>714766654 (OP)
>When does the combat get good?
Never.

>>714766654 (OP)
>Not to mention that attacks don't even connect.
Yeah, it's lazy design, and it will be rewarded with a GOTY nomination. There are just too many simpletons with low standards out there.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:23:28 PM No.714767846
boy that guy has a punchable face
holy shit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:24:07 PM No.714767875
>>714767570
It's not even just games. There's a whole grift industry of "retired producers" and all sorts of music related professionals just reacting to music from all sorts of sources. The fact that it's gotten so big means there's a huge amount of people who are consuming this and just never catch up to the grift.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:24:13 PM No.714767882
>>714767649
Nobody even knows who this basedjacker is.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:24:15 PM No.714767883
>>714766654 (OP)
For me it was near the end of the first chapter when it "clicked".
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:26:44 PM No.714767997
>>714767882
>basedjacker
soijacker
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:27:13 PM No.714768024
>>714766654 (OP)
>The most millennial looking man alive plays the current flavour of the month video game
No thank you
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:28:05 PM No.714768067
Did I miss the mime in the prologue or can I get back to it at some point
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:30:10 PM No.714768196
>>714767875
>there's a huge amount of people who are consuming this and just never catch up to the grift
That's kind of what baffles me. I consider myself pretty retarded but this shit has been so transparent to me day 1. Why can't all these people see it?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:32:36 PM No.714768319
>>714766654 (OP)
Do you understand that these are faces made for children? This is announcing to the world you watch Teletubbies. This is such a punchable face trait. A regression of humankind. You purposely looked up gameplay and found this? What is wrong with you, you're watching a let's play aren't you?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:32:40 PM No.714768321
>>714767570
>Why do fans of these games need these random faggots to validate their tastes
You're saying that on nu /v/, where a game is bad because
>it doesn't have hundred of thousands concurrent players
>it didn't sell more than a million copies
Thank the zoomers for that
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:34:54 PM No.714768442
>>714767441
>What am I supposed to see here?
I'm the guy who originally made it, and I have no idea why he keeps reposting it.
I made it to show how I killed Sprong in Act2. Then he latched onto it and kept reposting it, thinking he makes the game look terrible by doing so and I don't get him.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:35:54 PM No.714768493
>>714768196
I think I know what's going on. I think part of what makes the whole grift work is that by its' very nature the people it attracts are sorry mfers seeking validation, so I'm guessing what's happening is that they don't actually have a viewer base as much as each video has a separate group of viewers corresponding to the people who already like the track they are reacting to. So very few people actually watch more than one or a couple of these and it never dawns on them that they do the same exact thing for every track they listen to and it's just all a show.

It's actually probably a similar thing to what I believe is happening to the growing epidemic of react personalities in the gaming sphere making a video about whatever is the new popular game as "this game changed my life" or something along those lines.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:42:55 PM No.714768907
>>714766654 (OP)
Why didn't you post your own screenshot when making this thread? It would make more sense and would be even faster because you're of course playing the game right now.

>>714766784
>I have literally never played a JRPG in my whole life.
We, the JRPG fans, are used to this, we don't mind.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:51:34 PM No.714769384
>>714768442
>somebody finally posts a webm of gameplay
>others repost it to show off how bad the combat is
Grim.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:52:45 PM No.714769452
>>714766654 (OP)
It doesn't. It's just shilled to kingdom come.
Enjoy your qteslop.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:56:14 PM No.714769694
>>714767875
>fat guy named Bill REACTS to Trump's Big Beautiful Bill
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:56:27 PM No.714769704
>>714769384
>somebody finally posts a webm of gameplay
>others repost it to show off how bad the combat is
>everyone sees it and ask what about it is supposed to look bad
Truly grim, the state of da juice who pay for anti-Clair shills, because they're scared people will now demand good games for E33's price.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:57:37 PM No.714769794
>>714766654 (OP)
I like it when he goes "raarrraaaa rrraaayya rrrrraaaa"
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:58:24 PM No.714769849
>>714767570
I only listen if the commentator knows what he/she's talking about.
If you're just here to say "wow, the violin is so niiiice" instead of a professionnal analysis "Here's the staccato rythm goes 4-5-6-7 and now 4-6-8, that's a technique used to..." then shut the fuck up. I want to learn new things to appreciate it further and compare to other pieces, to see which had the most effort put in. Dont just rephrase what I can already hear. Fuck the grifters.
Telltale sign of a good one : they can replay whatever part they just listened to, just to point out what's peculiar.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:59:04 PM No.714769890
>>714766654 (OP)
The game is shilled by obsessed faggots and cultists. Every single review is just confirmation bias for people who like it and patting themselves on the back. The only negative or mixed reviews of this game are flooded by angry trannies. I hate this game so much. If you don't worship the game, /v/ermin call you brown? Does this look like a white person game? Fuck no.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:05:48 PM No.714770329
>>714769890
It's for the kind of white person that loves nu-Doctor Who.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:49:54 PM No.714773187
>>714766654 (OP)
>When does combat gets good
It doesn't, it's a JRPG after all. You play this game mainly for it's aesthetic (which is good) and story (which is debatable)
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:50:46 PM No.714773265
>>714773187
>for it's aesthetic (which is good)
(bighead ue assetflip slop)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:58:54 PM No.714773823
>>714766654 (OP)
Some of the later characters like tarot card bitch, stance girl and the blue mage have somewhat interesting gameplay if you try to optimize them.
That is pointless however because counters from parrying do way more damage than most of your nuke skills and require zero prep or build up that it's probably faster to just skip your turn so the enemy attacks sooner so you can parry them more.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:25:57 PM No.714775876
>>714773187
>You play this game mainly for it's aesthetic
I guess it's not for me then, because I dislike the aesthetics of this game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:30:36 PM No.714776246
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>>714766654 (OP)
>When does the combat get good?
It doesn't. It just parryslop. The only people praising the combat are Fromdrones
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:32:26 PM No.714776390
>>714766654 (OP)
It's just a generic UE5 game mixed with generic Jarpig stuff minus the stigma of actually being a Japanese RPG.
>Oh but look at all the hype
Literally everything gets a few weeks of paid overhyping on release.
>>714767570
>Algorithm implies that this is something that you not only would watch, but probably do watch
I think first-hand embarrassment is more appropriate.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:57:43 PM No.714778340
>>714776390
>It's just a generic UE5 game mixed with generic Jarpig stuff minus the stigma of actually being a Japanese RPG.
>>Oh but look at all the hype
>Literally everything gets a few weeks of paid overhyping on release.
lol
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:00:09 PM No.714778552
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If you criticize the combat you need to provide evidence of Simon defeated in hard without one shot mechanics. Otherwise opinion invalid.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:08:15 PM No.714779321
>>714773187
How would you know what you play the game for if you haven't played the game?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:08:34 PM No.714779343
>>714778340
>Literally everything gets a few weeks of paid overhyping on release.
true tho
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:14 PM No.714779393
>>714768196
Professional reacts videos can be informative. I think itโ€™s a way for students to procrastinate from actual studying/work.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:12:28 PM No.714779648
>>714768319
Unemployment leads to mental regression
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:14:18 PM No.714779814
>>714778552
i feel like peterson just fucking vanished, has he done anything over the past two years?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:15:44 PM No.714779942
>>714779814
loads of money
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:16:12 PM No.714779987
>>714779343
>why yes, I am a normalfaggot who only knows games that are popular on Shitter, Shitbook and Shitcord, how could you tell?
By the fact that you clearly don't know that literally ~40 games on average are released every single day of the year.
>b-b-b-
No buts, faggot. You said "literally everything", which means if there exists 1 (one) game that isn't popular for a few weeks, you are wrong and/or lying and/or retarded, most likely all three.
Or maybe you're going to prove that this:
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3668840/
game released 4 days ago that has 0 reviews, 0 screenshots posted, 0 posts somehow gets "a few weeks of paid overhyping on release"?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:17:20 PM No.714780091
>>714779987
>goes on a diatribe because reality made him assmad
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:17:59 PM No.714780141
>>714766654 (OP)
Astroturfed game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:18:47 PM No.714780194
>>714779814
he became a drug addict, who the fuck listen to drug addicts
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:19:48 PM No.714780273
>>714779814
Mostly rage tweeting at sesame street characters
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:24:56 PM No.714780708
>>714780091
>literally proved wrong
>"n-n-no, you..."
This is why nobody takes you corpo shills who attack E33 seriously. You have literally 0 ammo to attack it, so you just lie.
People will remember that they can get a game as good as E33 for as low a price and your jewish tricks aren't going to help you sell your slop for 80 dollaryshekels.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:32:30 PM No.714781347
>>714768024
He's also Jewish and his partner is Chinese.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:32:52 PM No.714781381
>>714780708
>corpo shills who attack E33
Your brain is beyond cooked.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:38:24 PM No.714781892
>>714781381
>shut it down, the goyim are starting to notice
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:43:14 PM No.714782325
>>714781892
Yeah, you're definitely BTFOing the corporations with this.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:45:42 PM No.714782538
>>714779321
You saying this like i'm incorrect
I finished it yesterday and it was alright, i enjoyed it. Really pretty candy for the eyes but nothing exceptional. JRPG combat is not great by it self even with all the different rules that they added to each character, which boils down to " Do some gimmick bullshit to buff yourself so you could do more damage". And parrying very quickly became tedious just because of sheer amount of it you have to do every fight
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:49:11 PM No.714782857
lol jeets have a problem with good french gamds
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:50:22 PM No.714782978
pajeet haet ludokino
pajeet haet ludokino
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A reminder.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:56:32 PM No.714783531
>>714782325
>it doesn't work, rabbi, what do we do?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:03:38 PM No.714784167
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>>714766654 (OP)
>Lune: this one looks dangerous
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmnS36KgiqM&list=PLI0_h8FqQIs3pcDzzO8AOdVLN-FqCA4sO&index=26 starts playing
Those who played the game know this is the moment the tutorial stops and it become ludo.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:12:05 PM No.714784908
E33 mini-boss short_thumb.jpg
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>>714782978
Shame nobody made one for Farquad, when he was shitting on this game for different (untrue, of course) reasons, but then had to start crying about no homosex, exposing himself instantly. That was before the release though.

>>714784167
Very fun boss for the beginning of the game. Of course, a few hours later you realize how simple and easy he really was. Still, he did kill me a couple of times.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:20:36 PM No.714785704
>>714773823
>didnt play the game
kys faggot
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:24:33 PM No.714786064
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>>714782978
I hate Jeets so much I was really hoping the goat fuckers in pakistan was gonna launch nukes
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:40:06 PM No.714787535
>>714785704
Except I did, nigger supreme. In fact most of the optional bosses are damn near parry only.
Pictos to boost counter damage are extremely cheap and overpowered compared to all the rest.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:46:20 PM No.714788089
>>714787535
Not him, but if counters did more damage than skills, then you must've not get very far in the game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:51:19 PM No.714788532
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post yfw you started to parry everything instead of dodging
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:52:19 PM No.714788620
>>714766654 (OP)
it never does, you just get re-introduced to new enemies that you have to learn the parry timing for and that's it, until you get way too fucking OP and everything is almost a one shot anyway. Will never finish this game kek
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:55:34 PM No.714788887
>>714779814
He didn't vanish, he's been building his own pressure group called Alliance for Responsible Citizenship. It had a conference a few months ago in the UK that had a lot of influential and powerful people attend and some gave speeches. In short, he's building a network across the Anglosphere or like minded thinkers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvzwp2Upjiw
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:57:47 PM No.714789089
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>>714779942
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:03:40 PM No.714789614
>>714766654 (OP)
So is this game actually good? Or is the gaming media only hyping it up because its a statement to the industry in a time where budgets for games are unsustainable or some stupid reason that then fueled normies to play it.
It was ultra shilled here as well, almost like the devs were hanging around /v/ for a while.

Just the powerful normie attraction gives it so many red flags.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:04:35 PM No.714789698
>>714779814
He's still been doing his podcast regularly.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:19:02 PM No.714790914
>>714789614
it's an alright game
but giga astroturfed
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:24:31 PM No.714791351
>>714788887
>He didn't vanish, he's been building his own pressure group called Alliance for Responsible Citizenship. It had a conference a few months ago in the UK that had a lot of influential and powerful people attend and some gave speeches. In short, he's building a network across the Anglosphere or like minded thinkers.
What precisely do you mean by "He"? What precisely do you mean by "didn't"? What precisely do you mean by "vanish"? What precisely do you mean by "been"? I could go on for days but you're clearly not grounding your axioms bucko
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:30:15 PM No.714791890
>>714789614
The gaming media is picking it up because it's chinese owned game and chinese companies are the next big thing after the western industry completely implodes under its own greed and hubris, too bad the new boss will be the same as the old boss
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:33:10 PM No.714792157
grifter (2)
grifter (2)
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>>714766654 (OP)
>marco griftball
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:36:16 PM No.714792437
>>714789614
It's a modest game of modest scope made by a reasonably sized studio that has few to no useless diversity hires in it.
It's mostly just an above average game however it possesses a very strong aesthetic and identity.
A decade ago it'd probably have done okay and have been remembered as a cult classic. However the state of the industry is so fucking dogshit lately that people (reddit) are heralding it as the second coming of christ.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:39:38 PM No.714792723
>>714782978
But why would pajeets hate this game that much to have a constant antishill compaign on /v/?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:42:31 PM No.714792990
>>714789614
If you're asking in good faith and actually want to know, then stop being retarded and go look at Steam reviews. there it's confirmed their authors played the game.
When you ask here, you get replies like the ones you got: one guy talking about the Chinese for god knows what reason, since the game is made by a French studio; and two guys who pretend to have played the game and instead of telling you that it's "shit" because it would make it too obvious that they're just shitting on the game for some agenda (like, game is popular but not a Nintendo exclusive etc.), say it's "okay" or "average".
And I'm not telling you to look at the reviews on Steam and think "woah, 95%, that must mean it's 9.5/10". Just simply try reading the reviews.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:45:04 PM No.714793206
>>714792723
Because pajeet hands never touched this game in dev
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:01:58 PM No.714794751
anti_christmas
anti_christmas
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>>714766654 (OP)
>When does the combat get good?
It's about as compelling as the "4 niggas in a row" format possibly can be. If you don't like the genre, fair, but this is exactly what JRPG fans have been asking for and why it's the modern exemplar of the genre.

I'll say this, at least Expedition 33 is aware that its gameplay is mostly for spectacle. CRPGs almost invariably play like shit because they keep trying to force systems that were designed for expressive roleplay and world simulation into hardcore gameplay. Everyone else figured out that simulation/expressiveness requires some amount of casual leeway or else hardcore gameplay requires heavy abstraction, CRPGs keep trying to force the square peg in the round hole.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:12:28 PM No.714795689
>>714766654 (OP)
more like when does OP get good LMAOOOOOOO
got'em
rekt
gg
ez
/thread
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:18:11 PM No.714796181
>>714766654 (OP)
Have you ever played a turn based JRPG before? Theyโ€™re all like that to some degree.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:18:39 PM No.714796217
>>714766654 (OP)
>says stupid shit that doesnโ€™t make sense
These are the long term consequences of not beating your children.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:19:34 PM No.714796295
SAAR, THE GOTY IS SHIT! DO THE NEEDFUL AND DO NOT PURCHASE THIS GAME! BLOODY BENCHOD!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:21:39 PM No.714796479
yep, E33 is based and goty because it's fighting the woke. Just look at all the mad brown people in this thread that I definitely didn't imagine. If that doesn't prove that E33 is a one-in-a-lifetime game, then I don't know what will.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:26:29 PM No.714796901
>>714796479
every thread on /v/ is imagining a brown person or a girl with blue hair and getting mad at them, anon.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:31:18 PM No.714797323
I do think E33 is a really good game, but I think people have really rushed too much into calling it a GOTYAY.

The game is like a solid 8, maybe a 9 if you really like the classic JRPG format, but itโ€™s not a perfect game, nor is it particularly groundbreaking. Itโ€™s basically just Nier Automata and PS1-era Final Fantasy put in a blender with some Soulsborne stuff sprinkled in.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:40:32 PM No.714798079
>>714797323
It doesn't need to be "perfect" to be 10/10, otherwise the number of 10/10 games would be 0.
And to me it is a 10/10. As a fan of JRPGs, yes, though I absolutely don't think it's "the best JRPG ever made" or that it "beats the Japanese at their own game" or anything like that.
In fact, when someone says something is the best, for me it's only a sign they're a normalfag in that area. I played way too many video games to be able to choose one, especially when they're so different it's impossible to compare them.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:45:36 PM No.714798538
>>714766654 (OP)
4-niggas-in-a-row turn-trash never gets good, anon.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:22 PM No.714799436
>>714798538
it's 3 niggas in a row you tourist
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:38 PM No.714801895
>>714799436
two niggas would also be shit.