Thread 714766668

Now that Mario Kart finally added skill to the game, what else do you want Nintendo Entertainment Planning & Development Division to add to the franchise in order to make the game even more skill based?

>>714766668 (OP)
That's not skill.
That's just memorizing the track and executing same shit over and over again.
Chinks cannot make games that require actual skill. Only memorization and unfair grindfests.

>>714767631
>practicing the track and memorizing it is not a skill
Guess becoming a doctor isn't hard either because it's just "le memorization"

>>714766668 (OP)
Whenever I try to do that I just skid along the wall and land normally :’(
Still have a couple firsts under my belt

>>714767735
Doctor's job is more interactive. All bodies are different and it requires lots of thinking and adaptability.
Mario Kart Woke?
Just same tracks with same optimal routes. Sometimes you get fucked by bad luck.
It's not an interactive game.
It has no engaging narrative.
Music is mid at best.
Open world is a gimmick.
Graphics are horrible compared to modern standards.
The whole game is built around memorization and only variable is luck, aka having no skill requirement.

It barely qualifies as a video game.

>>714766668 (OP)
>Mario Kart
>skill
lol

>starts in 13th
>does lots of gay flipping 'n' shit
>only just creeps into 11th by the end of the vid
Yeah, really seeing the value in this.

>>714767631
go ahead and test your memory online
you have to take so many other things into account
i'd say game is 45% memory, 45% improvisation skills and 10% luck
just watch the pros, the more you know, the less luck is involved

They should really add a feature where you don't unlock the character you want despite playing the same course twenty times in a row that would be really cool

>>714768086
> All bodies are different
Never become a doctor you delusional retard

all that effort to reach 12th place

>>714767735
This is actually true though.
Most Doctors are retards who only remember what they're taught, they can't think and rationalize.
Anyone with half a brain goes into research where the money is.

>>714768349
Using a mega to push through ramps is retarded, everyone's in the air or shrooming the sides. The cut gave him safety without wasting a power item as well as mega shrooming through the next section that's wide and leaves people vulnerable.

>>714766668 (OP)
Can you fix your webms dude, install webm for lazies because these look horrible.

>>714766668 (OP)
bagging does not take skill

>>714769139
>6'6 black guy who weights 700lbs has same biology as 5'2 80lbs asian woman
Kys fucking "we all are the same race :)" libtard.

>>714769139
Immune system says hi.

>>714766668 (OP)
>Skill
>In 13th place
>Will probably get annihilated by 40 items in the last lap anyways

>>714770213
ikr, the terrible FPS is legit giving me nausea

>>714766668 (OP)
>frantic back-view mashing
Tell tale sign of a shitter 100% of the time
Same energy as the retards that mash scope in shooters

>>714770990
enjoy getting hit from behind then shitter

>>714766668 (OP)
MKW causes so much seething among the low iq populace. Its yet another Nintendo Game Design Master Class. NGDMC.

>>714766668 (OP)
>Kart
>skill

>>714768349
Bet you feel real stupid right now

>>714774584
4th and that's because of the items used not the wall jumping and rails, lmao

compfags you lost

>>714766668 (OP)
Dogshit game, lmfao Tendies buying this shit for $500

>>714774830
Do you realize that without smuggling the mega mushroom by keeping up with the pack due to wall jumping and rail grinding it wouldn't have been possible to dodge the shock? It's often better to keep an item that you know you need later, than to spam it and hope you're getting what you need in the next item set.

>beat every staff ghost
>don't even get a sticker for it

NO UNINTENTED SHORTUCUTU OR U BANNU

>>714775572
The lighting was just luck and another item from other player otherwise it wouldn't eve had got 4th

>skill
>mario kart
oh i laff

wake up babe, new spambot just dropped

>>714767631
>>714767735
>>714768086
>>714768349
>>714776616
samefag assblasted toxic casual

>>714776274
>The lighting was just luck
No, it's calculated. Usually, when someone holds a shock, they will use it right around the time when the pack reaches a major shortcut. It prevents other players from using the shortcut or puts them in a shitty position if they get shocked on the off-road because they won't have any speed boosts to get past the terrain. It also puts the shock holder into the perfect position to use their own speed boost items to utilize the shortcut themselves. When people intentionally smuggle items that provide shock immunity to the end of the race they're banking on that scenario. Also, very often people at the end of the pack chain their shock into the last item set so a good way to dodge a shock is to wait for the last item set for the end of the race before you chain your invincibility item into it instead of wasting it early.

Guess this is gonna evolve over time.

>>714775828
it's nuts how little you're rewarded for exploring the game.

>>714776880
>>714777048
take your spam somewhere else

>>714767892
The more you turn towards the wall the higher you go :)

>>714766668 (OP)
i love the seeth from meta fags doing all this shit as i drive with automatic drift, pick who i think is cool, and just get a lucky item to take me into first at the very end while 95% of your gay lobby is toadette, daisy, and peach on the same (((kart)))

>>714777570
What does the (((kart))) have to do with Jews? Are you one of those special needs kids?

>>714766668 (OP)
Any racing game that punishes you for doing well is not about skill. The optimal strategy is to not win for as long as possible then try to win at the end. In a real race the most you would do is not overtake one position and push when your opponent is at a disadvantage.

>>714776945
sounds lucky to me bro