Thread 714771771

Femshep

>>714771771 (OP)
is ass.
i understand female MC in any other game like afantasy game for example, but playing as a woman in mass effect is just playing as a dick lady. shepard is way to masculine and commanding regardless of gender. you play as a man this game no matter which gender u pick

>>714771771 (OP)
trans coded

>>714771885
femshep's voice actor is 10x better than manshep's. manshep is monotone as fuck and never conveys emotion

>>714771771 (OP)
Is built for Liara

>>714771771 (OP)
How big is her futa cock?

BUILT FOR KROGAN COCKS

>>714771771 (OP)
>Femshep
Bioware supported fanfiction. Not cannon.

>>714771771 (OP)
>Femshep + Asari futas
but seriously the OG Shepard is so iconic i can't imagine playing anyone but him

>>714772132
yes, gaming got gynocentric because of agps and more women. What else is new?

>>714771942
i absolutely do not agree with that

>>714771771 (OP)
Noncanon

>>714771942
it's the opposite. in me1 he fluctuates way aggressively like a schizo between renegade, paragon and neutral lines. thankfully he improves in me2 and suppresses femshep in me3.

>>714771771 (OP)
she looks like a nortubel character

>>714771771 (OP)
Mmmmm grogan gogg :DDDDD

>>714771771 (OP)
thats cait from fallout 4 m8

For me it's Charlie Sheenshep

>>714771942
That's what makes Sheploo extremely appealing. He is not supposed to be overreacting and very emotional. He is a guy after all. You can easily self-insert and also easier to focus on game.
>>714772132
I think it's exact same shit with V in Cyberpunk 2077. Just like with ME, Cyberpunk's protagonists are 2 separate entities. One is emotional and liked because of sex appeal, the other is dry and masculine. Fem V players, coomers, and advertisers are very vocal and shill her but in reality most people probably stick with male V.

Why is she such a slut?

>>714771771 (OP)
femshep fucked by f*ta asari

>>714772132
that thumbnail in Before you buy is because she's the default femshep now, retard.

>>714772132
I never understood the player number argument.
Why does it matter that more people choose to play one option over the other?
Is this an argument for removal of options in RPGs?
Truly baffling.

Who is the best romance option in 3 games?

>>714774614
because the numbers prove the vast majorty pick option A, despite option B fans spazzing out and spamming every discussion. the numbers reveal option B fans to be a vocal minority of weirdos and not the average gamer.

>>714774113
>you will never be an asari cumdump
why live

>>714771771 (OP)
Femshep gets me in the mood to suck cock like nothing else. I really need to meet up with my FWB so I can get some dick.

>>714771942
Hale is just not believable as Shepard, she sounds like someone that's trying too had to appear tough

>>714774959
What actually happened: you entered an option B thread and spazzed out about "muh canon option A" unprompted
>the average gamer
Slop eating candy crush player. Who cares.

Femshep losing a strip poker game and then getting used and abused by the crew for the whole day

>>714771771 (OP)
Built for Batarian gang-bangs.

>>714771771 (OP)
Not my shepard

>>714771885
>>714771910
>>714772132
>>714772554
>>714776767
>le action hero!
you kids been barking at the wrong tree for years

>>714771771 (OP)
KROGAN COCK

>>714777893
i miss that nigga

>there are still a few maleshep fans left in the World
Embarassing, tbqh

Is this the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?

>>714775293
>>714778228
so how long have you been trans

>>714774113
honestly the cropped version is a lot hotter than the full one

>>714771771 (OP)
Shepard is inherently a self insert. They have no personality aside from the one you give them. It is not like playing a JRPG where the protagonist happens to be female. If you're self inserting as a female... well....

>>714771942
he's autistic (just like me)
now I just need a weight slider to crank up to max and I can finally self insert as jesus christ in space

>>714778360
I don't need to be trans to recognize femshep is the superior (and really, only) option.

Why can't you get a good beard in space?

>>714774716
Ash in 1
Miranda + Kelly in 2
no one in 3 because they all suck
or steve if you want to laugh your ass off

>>714778721
It's against Alliance N7 regulations

>>714778553
This is the worst case of self-insoorterism I've seen in a while. The fact you can mould the character to your liking doesn't mean you have to insert yourself, jfc. Is your head so miniscule it can only fit yourself?

>>714774959
Not seeing a problem here except your sensitivity to certain forums you choose to browse for unknown reasons. The female side of the game doesn't affect or detract from the male one in any way.

>>714778836
I really can't highlight how funny Steve's romance is
Shep forgoes the love of royalty, literal genetic perfection, and boundless blueberry adoration just to shag the galactic equivalent of a gay latino cab driver
It's so fucking funny

>>714775734
ashley lookin kinda hispanic there

>>714779314
isn't he also crying about his dead husband for most of it too?

>>714779631
Sauce, now.

>>714779680
shepard taking advantage of a grieving husband is the funniest part of that romance

>>714779680
yeah bro it's fucking hilarious
https://youtu.be/HlCZpaWN0ZA?si=0WI7OrpIljPl-Z81&t=760
it's like bad YA writing but also mixed with gas station gay erotica

>>714779785
Stickyburns

>>714774716
Ashley in 1
No one in 2, I stayed faithful.
Idk about 3, I disliked 2 so much that I didn't buy it.

>>714780189
i love me1 also but you hate 2? you must be joking. i dont believe you're real

>>714771942
>femshep's voice actor is 10x better than manshep's
Wrong, Haley sounds horrible.

>>714771771 (OP)
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>>714774716
The obvious and correct answer is Tali
>>714779785
StickybunsNSFW, if you see a 3D coom image absolutely slathered in chromatic aberration it's him

>>714778429
let me guess, they made the cocks too big

>>714774716
Ashly > tali > tali
or
liara > liara > liara
or
liara > tali > tali (this one give you secret dialogue where you're cucking liara)

>>714780318
Are you retarded? ME2 is when I stopped caring about Bioware.

>>714780124
>>714780390
Thanks

>>714780553
you're asking me if im retarded? buddy, you're the one saying some retarded shit right now. if you hate me2 you're a retard.

>>714780318
ME2 was ass and I'm not sorry.

>>714780774
>Shitty gameplay
>Shitty story
You are mentally retarded if you like ME2, and genuinely need to be euthanized.

>>714771942
Shepard is a soldier. Not a politician, not an actor, not a public speaker. A soldier who spent life looking down a barrel of a gun.

That's why Jennifer Hale's breathy LISTEN TO ME I'M SO BADASS AND INTENSE voice is grating and inauthentic, in-game she sounds like an escort trying to roleplay and is all bark and no bite. She also makes Paragon and Renegade sound so overdramatically different that you have to choose only one path or else you'll sound like a bipolar psychopath if you try to mix Paragon and Renegade dialogue.

Mark Meer makes the character sound like a soldier that gradually becomes more charismatic over time. Conveys forceful leadership and his threats feel more serious.

Everyone who just plays the game because they want to enjoy the game played mamleshep, they're not the type to brag about it and it creates no grounds for a talking point. Telling others you enjoy the female version of the character more displays you as being a coomer, trannie or trying to come off as unique and openminded.

>>714779314
what happened to the army regs on fraternization here? Ashley mentions this in her ME1 romance but maybe since he's just a shuttle pilot the military doesn't care.

>>714780819
>>714781017
niggas sperging out over thermal clips LOL. vocal minorty being fags, just like the femshep spammers.

>>714781164
Specter/he's the commander of the ship and no one is going to snitch on him

>>714781164
there's effectively no one around to enforce any such regs on shepard

>>714778308
>Starchild: Oh hello Femshep. Wait what are you doing no no NO! NO! don't take my clothes off NO! don't throw me on your bed NO! STOP HAVING SEX WITH ME! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HELP SOMEONE FEMSHEP IS RIDING ME! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!.

>>714781164
the alliance has way bigger issues to worry about and shep can do whatever the fuck he wants by then
it's just really funny that they give you the option to blow off the psychic spymaster, an intergalactic fleet admiral, and a fellow decorated spectre just to fuck your latino chauffeur
it's borderline psychotic they even wrote it in

>>714780553
>>714781017
Hold on,
So in 2010, you played Mass Effect 2, hated it, and never touched a BioWare game again because you “moved on” from bioware.
And yet, here you are 15 years later, on a Monday morning, still talking about a game series you supposedly hated and moved on from?

>>714781736
It's Monday afternoon

>>714781369
>Thermal clips
>Zero gear/weapon upgrades
>Shared cooldowns
>Shields and Armour
>Shittier worldbuilding
>DLC

>>714781736
>on a Monday morning
Timezones, faggot.

>>714771771 (OP)
Will the TV show Shepard be female?

>>714779680
it's funnier if shepard also dies at the end
steve's story is insane and I'm 100% sure no one proof read it because it was gay and that was good enough

>>714781736
If you can't handle negative comments then go find a Reddit hugbox to crawl into.
I liked ME1. It was great. I have fond memories of it.
I was disappointed by ME2 and dropped the series overall. I don't remember much news about ME3, but I saw plenty about the shit show that was Andromeda, so it seems I was right about the direction the games were going.
And yeah, I came into a thread about an old game series that I had mixed feeling about, read it, and posted my opinion
Get over it, faggot.

Paragon Soldier Broshep
Renegade Vanguard Femshep

>>714782068
kek. Imagine losing two husbands to the same enemy in less than a year.

>>714779680
Just like one of the Andromeda gay romances where half of it is centered on the guy still wanting to have a child with a woman. Mass Effect is only super gay friendly for lesbians. The gay options are some of the weirdest and shittiest parts of the franchise and the only squad member you get is fucking Kaidan and even then only in 3.

>>714772132
>Femshep up from 18% to 32%
They literally succeeded in what they were trying to do.

i don't hate femshep but it just doesn't feel right

>>714782018
>TV show
wait what

>>714783293
Was only until recently I found out they actually made Kaidan gay in ME3. Always thought it was just a meme.

>>714771942
>femshep's voice actor is 10x better than manshep's
Nice cope you homo. Just say you are an AGP-Riddled troon and move on,.

>>714783528
Virmiring him is a kindness and saving him from EA Bioshit writing

>>714783373
Considering the effort put in the results achieved are not spectacular.

>>714772132
Most of the time I make character male and look like me, however Mark Meer is such a shitty voice actor that I played femshep

>>714783731
I'd call almost doubling the percentage is adequate if not spectacular.
Also it was a part of the marketing campaign which the main goal was to get more people to play the game. I imagine they consider this a bonus.

>>714782018
i bet my life it will have a female protagonist.

Imagine Bioware didn't care about backlash from chuds at Fox News and didn't cut the Jack romance for Femshep

>>714771771 (OP)
>Femshep
is only good for porn
Maleshep is for actually playing the game

>>714783418
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/mass-effect-tv-series-amazon-writer-marvel-1236203755/

i'm guessing the show finally got the greenlight after amazon saw the success of fallout

>>714784185
making jack a lesbian seems really cliche. character is more interesting just being straight desu

>>714784185
>bring Jack onboard
>Mordin tells me we have a dog fucker onboard immediately after
my Jack is canonically a canine bitch, she's for the varrens

>>714784674
is that the scale-itch comment he makes? Does that only happen after Jack is recruited? Seeing she has a varren in the citadel dlc bioware really leaned into this one.

>mass effect 3
>find garrus, permanently add him to squad
>find tali
>permanent squad member
>only bring anyone else if a quest is directly related to them

what's that? we found a real live PROTHEAN? cool, he can sit and seethe in the cargo bay forever.

A FEW THINGS.
>casey flubbed the possible billion dollar sci fi IP
>didnt even get a neflix series or cheap straight to stream flop movie in it
>comics sucked
>books sucked


mass effect 4 is vapor ware.

>>714784853
it happens regardless of who is recruited or not, so it has to be either miranda or kelly.

>>714784970
don't even bring him to thesia. Man is to busy touching floors on the normandy

>>714784853
>Does that only happen after Jack is recruited?
I don't think it is but that was the case my last playthrough therefore I choose to brand her as a dog fucker
also just look at her, the first thing the psychologist tells you is that she's a sex freak
my head canon is she moves on from dogs to shotas when she grows her ponytail out in 3

>>714785140
100% kelly then

>>714784321
>character is more interesting just being straight desu
I never thought about that but that is true, it would be also perfectly in line with her being bi because she fucked around for a while, but her ending up straight is interesting

>>714786228
cerberus and prison were responsible for her crazy girl personality.
She starts returning to her normal self after joining the normandy, and in ME3 she is a responsible teacher figure.

>>714771771 (OP)
for me it's futashep having a harem with the rest of the female crew

>>714788347
you mean shep with a futa crew

>>714771942
you are trans

>>714781040
shepard wasn't a life long soldier, he was a space sailor

>>714777643
>trans coded reply

K R O G A N C O C K

>>714773765
>You can easily self-insert
yikes

>>714771885
Well yeah. They cheapped the fuck out and did a single motion capture for male shepherd and then just model swapped for fem shepherd. Its why everything everything looks so stupid and jarring when playing as femshepard. Because none of the body language or "walk" matches the character