>*stupid jingle begins*
>/v/ GIRL SQUAD!!!
All of them are trans lesbians btw. :3
>>714782512>AHHHH! HE DOES IT FOR FREE!
>OKAY GIRLIES, WHO'S READY TO PLAY
>3 day vacation~
>What a way to go~
>3 day vacation~
>For Anono!
>>714782512YOU DO NOT BELONG IN A /v/ THREAD, ANON!
YOU WILL COME INTO YOUR OWN IN /vg/ AND THRIVE!
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!
>2014+11
>fun threads on /v/
>>714783001I miss you're mom
>>714782364 (OP)>fun thread like this gets a 3 day ban>porn threads, loli threads, eceleb threads all stay upModern /v/ ladies and germs
>>714783175This version of So-And-So really looks like Vivian.
SBCG4AP is telltale kino and i'm tired of pretending it's not
Speaking of kino, anyone else play the best click'em'up of 2024
>>714782364 (OP)>Playstation 5 is no place for a mighty warrior!
>>714783720Donโt forget the 24/7 AI Slop general where anons train bots for free
Billy bros, our response?
>>714783980>click on Certain Death>diehow was i supposed to know???
>>714784178>Bubs is getting sued!
>>714784324Knowing Bubs, he's probably Jewish. He'll win the suit.
>>714783980the brothers chaps are unironically g0ated smallgame devs
>>714784225unbelievable soul in this animation
/v/, have you been using the internet irresponsibly?
>>714784617No more irresponsibly than usual
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>>714783175WHATS HER FACE SEXO SEXO SEXO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>714784745>REDDIT BUBS>REDDIT BUUUUUUUBS
>>714782364 (OP)Funniest web cartoon ever. Overflowing with soul. Zoomers wonโt understand.
>>714784745All of you are fucking posers. I was a massive Onion Bubs fan LONG before he was cut from the show
>>714783720This place is a dystopian hellhole. You can't even say the n word around here without getting an automatic 3 day or warning. It's fucking insane. There are spammers who fuck things up on every board, who will do anything/everything to evade the ban, who are the actual menaces, and then you have a man dressed like a woman who inflates his ego by hitting a button to 3 day ban someone for using a word that embedded into the board's god damn fucking DNA. They do a sincerely awful job.
>>714782364 (OP)TEENAGE RIOT BY SONIC YOUTH
>>714784225Whoa, 3desque!
Who would you main in a Homestar Runner universe tournament fighter?
For me? Gotta be the Thnikkaman.
>>714785306I'm a Reinforcements main
>>714785306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ZLiDF_pTE
God I love Homestar Runner and its light absurdism.
>>714785419Play Peasant's Quest.
It's a great video game
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>>714785656>tfw u try to give the Kerrick a cold one
>>714785306His taunt game is too strong to pass on
>>714785306There aint no beating that holiday feeling when he says "shut up" to you
>>714784398Bubs is Bubs which is kind of like being Jewish except without any of the religious stuff
>>714784514I like how every Homestar Runner game is either:
>mind-blowing retro throwback thatโs legitimately as good as the genre itโs parodying>barely interactive shitpost
>>714786425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3-0vXrBwwE
If you haven't seen them rediscovering the game Thy Dungeonman is based on, it's a really fun 30 minutes.
>>714786609I still think about
>You cannot get ye flask>the exits are North, South and DennisAll the time
h-haha girls rule life is f-fun!
>>714787257>cared for hair>meticulous makeupIt's so easy to spot a "i was le bullied" fake prop.
>>714783878they peaked with it
>>714782364 (OP)I mean this with all sincerity, what the fuck went right in regards to Homestar?
>>714783878Too bad it's not around anymore. Not legally anyway.
>>714788158For whatever reason you can still buy it on the PS3 store
>>714783980Is it possible to pirate?
>>714788571It's on Steam.
So probably.
>>714789230i miss video games
>>714787489You underestimate girl bullies.
>>714789230Me too anon me too
>>714789336>>714787489As over the top TGS gets with girl bullies its still fairly accurate. Cheerleaders are usually complete bitches
>>714783720>>714785004>>714782803>>714782512>half the thread is fags whining about threads like this getting deletedMaybe they should if half the population of them are autists with victim complexes.
Anyways, the obligatory funny numbers
>Threads made in 2025323,160
>Threads deleted in 202543,708
Rounding, that's 14% of all threads being deleted. Here is the newest 25 results for deleted threads:
>Pedo thread, 1 reply>Pedo thread, 1 reply>Foot fetish thread, 3 replies>"Fatigue" troll thread, 7 replies>BBC thread, 14 replies>3DPD thread, 2 replies>Porn thread, 7 replies>BBC thread, 0 replies>A dead doe dressed up as a girl, 18 replies>Racism thread, 10 replies>Gwen thread, 12 replies>Porn thread, 26 replies>India thread, 0 replies>"@grok is this real?", 10 replies>eceleb thread, 52 replies>Pragmata thread, 5 replies>Pedo thread, 0 replies>India thread, 2 replies>Twitter drama thread, 5 replies>India thread, 0 replies>Pedo thread, 0 replies>Black people thread, 2 replies>Thinly veiled hentai thread, 87 replies>Deltarune general, 49 replies>India thread, 11 repliesAll of these were posting from 9am to Noon EST btw. Just a three hour span.
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>>714788054soul and made of love
>>714785306>unlockable boss character
>>714789751IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
STRONG BAD SAYS IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
AND EVERYONE DIED 'CEPT ME
>>714788054It was made by someone who actually grasped was what great about the internet and its culture
>Cheerleader (casual mobile)
>So-and-So (optimizing the fun out)
>What's Her Face (contributes to Fextralifie)
>The Ugly One (Rance fanfiiction?)
I FEEL SO FINE
I FEEL SO ELATED
>>714789831It's amazing how stark a contrast can be between projects of passion, and those of shitting out lowest common denominator redundancies because
>muh algorithm
>>714790810He's too tall. If they included me there wouldn't be any room for the others
>>714783175>Whats Her Face > So and So > Cheerleader > The Ugly One
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Literally just 4 chan
>>714789546>victim complexesmy favorite is when some retard posts and starts screeching about jannies autosaging and shitting up the thread, only for it to turn out that it was in fact not autosaging
always a classic
>>714791735HGS taught me what weeaboos were before I even heard the term
>>714791735>weeb is the talest onemassive cope
>>714791735>hexagonal paperit's the little things
>>714791997DnD is fine
Switch Weeb to the glasses fatso
Open source to Kurt Cobain
Sci-fi to tall guy
>>714791735Is Stinkoman kino or normie shit?
Most soulful thread of the year
>>714791735i am all of these guys. im the omni-greg, master of none
>>714782705>Not the Schizo One
>>714791785That's just a newfag OP usually, thinking their samefagging bumps the thread.
>>714793905nah recently i've seen a ton of it like 200~300 posts in because retards don't see the page shit update instantly
>>714788054Easy
>No corporate overlords>No advertisements>Absurdist humor with shockingly tight internal consistency>Genuinely passionate about making cartoons>Irreverent without being obscene>Technically strong flash animationReminder that these guys unironically hosted one of the largest flash files on the internet on their on website before youtube was really a thing. The Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer was a whopping 10 megabytes and the traffic from people watching it the morning of release overloaded their server, prompting them to take it down and rerelease it later in the week.
>>714794858>Featured Lucky Yates of Archer fame before his career took offholy shit h*r was massive
>>714795071you'd be surprised at how many famous people were in The Brothers Chaps circle
>>714795194I probably would, who else was there?
>>714795323off the top of my head
>the guy who coined "Homestar Runner" was the drummer from Of Montreal >Personal friends with Gerard Way, years before he even did MCR>Friends with the Robert Schneider (not rob) of Apples in Stereo and In the Aeroplane Over the Sea fame
>>714788054good, heartfelt humor in the wild west days of the internet where shock was bread and butter
>>714793371I was part of a homestar message board(BHZ) when homestar was big and one of the main mods was a fat bitch named yello dello with that avatar who refused to add an off topic board.
>>714796261holy fuck I remember Burning Horizon
I used to have a friend who would force me to watch this and kept whipping his fear grimacing face around to see if I was laughing
>>714796261that's based though
off-topic boards always end up as a cancerous growth demanding more and more attention and resources and creating drama even though they refuse to interact with the main board
>>714796362I used to check in on it every decade or so and it was up as recently as last year. There were still some the same people doing the same 2005 randum xd humor decades later. It looks like it finally got taken down recently.
>>714796589I loved homestar but it never was really โfunnyโ just enjoyable to watch
>>714797004It's the definitive sensible chuckle internet comedy
>>714797051I think that sums it up pretty well, there are few moments that are meant to make a huge laugh, it's just generally enjoyable. The jokes are small, and a lot of them don't really land until you get the context of the characters' interactions. Bubs driving a baloney truck isn't funny if it's your first time seeing it.
>>714793371Pom Pom hand me that gun
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>714798789The only answer can be
the cheat
IS GROUNDED
>>714798789i kick my Kick the Cheatโข
>>714798789whats his fucking problem?
>>714785004Nah I say nigger all the time. See? Nigger nigger nigger.
>>714782364 (OP)Me on the right but my skin is black and my hair is kinda curly
>>714803937you aren't as cute as What's her Face
>>714799694born from an egg
>>714783175What's her face is too cute
Vidya where YOU play the girl? Not just arbitrary avatar choice
>>714783016saved, fits great in the rotation
>>714785004After basedjak hack and mod purge you can say it all you want. Just try it.
Seriously, what in the fuck was her problem?
>>714788054Made by two guys who just did stuff they thought was funny and never pandered to an audience or a bunch of business suits.
>>714806162She's a libtard
>>714806162The most dateable guy she knew was Homestar Runner
Making
Out
With
Marzipaaaaan!
>>714807592THE CHEAT
THE CHEAT
>>714782364 (OP)*talks about BWC
>>714783175>Tfw attracted to strongbads shitty stickmen charactersI always did like how they developed actual character as he kept making them
>>714783175For me, its so n so.
>>714806162she's such a bitch
>>714782676>I have a crush on every boy!
>>714782613I reject this cruel mischaracterization of whats her face
My first date with my third girlfriend, I called something "wack". She said "whiggedy wack?" and I said "no, just regular type". She was gushing as she said "did you just make a Homestar reference?". This was in 2019 and we were 29/30 so the nostalgia kick was nice.
Anyway a few months later she dumped me because I'm an alcoholic. Shit was wack.
>>714783720The problem has a name and address
Sneed today
>>714813547she should know better
>>714807592>the cheat is her second choicegrim
>>714789336Women have literally the most ironclad support networks of anyone ever
The literal only stressors they experience are the pressures of performing as a living human being which they perceive as deathly the same way a fucking heroin addict has all his pain nerves fried from endless bliss and the wind hurts him
Abloo hoo, I was called fat so I got all anorexic about it
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>>714813521Let me make one thing straight here, Clarky. You do not, under any circumstances, reject lore that comes from the mouth of the great Strong Bad himself. Or... erm... boxing gloves.
>>714783016>>>>>>ARROWED>>>>>>
>>714793345I look like dnd greg but I'm actually open source greg.
dn'd greg and whats-her-face look like THAT?!
>>714817503more like "i like eating pavement"
>>714783720>>714785004You think anyone here is a real person?
>>714789336Shit like this doesn't matter, you have no idea how easy the life of a woman is compared to men. You can be born piss poor, in a piss poor country, have no education, no job, be mentally unstable, have hundreds of failed past relationships, but as long as you're a woman, there will be millions of men who will walk through hell and back just for a chance to love and protect you for seemingly no reason. Being cute and pretty helps a ton, but it's not even necessary
/v/ is no place for a mighty warrior.
>>714793997Every time I meet a Greek person I think about them saying this.
>>714784178>Hey Bubs, I really like your Keanu Reeves costume.
>>714784865The day they cut onion bubs, I cried.
>>714817503I'll take one for the team (I'm into brunette landwhales).
>>714820469>cut>onion>cried
They're fluffity
They're puffity
1,2,3,4,5
Oh shit almost missed this good thread under the tons of literal shit
>>714782364 (OP)Hello, fellow girls!
>>714785306>Stiny, get me my throwing croissants!
>>714785306I'd main Dripping Yellow Madness, but that'll be hard to do seeing as how he moved away after 5th grade.
>>714783175Where was this image before, this is amazing.
garbage disposal
what a way to go
garbage disposaaaal
meet so and so
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>>714785004Wanna know something? You can say it, it's just that you have to expect to get reported by someone who hates your posts using the racism prompt as an excuse.
>>714785306I mean, gotta be Dangeresque. The nunchuck gun super combo is just too strong.
>fun threads on /v/
>when the catalog is half blacked shit, Ai slop, and console wars
>>714791735So, obviously DDG is /tg/, OSG is /g/, and JCG is a combination of /a/, /jp/, and probably also /vt/. So where does SFG fall? /v/? /tv/?
>>714827619Obviously /lit/ and /tv/. /v/ is strong bad, the author
>>714795765Weren't they also friends with John Linnell from They Might Be Giants? I knew they collaborated a lot by doing the official music video for Experimental Film and having John do the voice of The Poopsmith for sbemail 200, but I can never remember if they were already friends or if TMBG were just big H*R fans and things went from there (it'd certainly be on brand if so, TMBG were huge into internet culture back in the day).
>Yeah, why don't we go to our superior zoomer internet culture.. things like... mimicking the swagger of a black teen? Quoting our favorite e-celeb drama?
>>714828168Come to think of it, has zoomer culture ever made a videogame? Homestar runner has dozens of flash minigames, a telltale game, Dangeresque, Stinkoman, Peasant's quest, Thy Dungeonman I, II, and III
Is there a kai cenat game where you jump around on screen and collect donations?
>>714829987I miss video games
SoOoOoOoO good!
Oink
ARROW!
>>714830285I-I-I miss my mom
COME ON FHEWGDGDZ
SAY COME ON FHQQGWDS
>you will never play strongbad's cool game for attractive people
how do I continue bros
>>714830808Please learn how to spell. Or at least Google. I mean, come on man. You could have put at least a little effort in. Say it with me now. Fhqwhgads.
Whoโs the guy that looks like the Cheat?
The Cheat
The Cheat
Whose the dude from 21 Jump Street
Not the Cheat not the cheat
>>714815689Women have a support network of men. Women do not support other women unless the other party is a man. But some women are offput by men (usually as a result of feminism making them hate men and/or lacking a father) and thus reject the support of said men.
Gamer girls who don't hate men become Vtubers and rake in donos
burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating the peoples
>>714831823Definitely romance VNs.
>>714831823Slay the Spire
>>714785004Yes, you can, nigger. You get banned for it if you attach it to /pol/ garbage.
>>714831823strong bad's cool game for attractive people
>>714831823Spreadsheet Simulator '97
Now With Functions!
>>714831823Solitaire and Doom Eternal.
Gunhaver says he doesn't like video games but when he found out Blue Laser enjoys Sonic games he started playing Super Mario World to spite him (fun fact: Gunhaver is awful at video games and can't make it past the first castle).
>>714831823Peanuts do Christmas for the original MS-DOS
(Floppy disk version)
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>>714791735Say what you want, I get my mileage out of this one
WHAT'D I SAY
WHAT'D I TELL YOU TA DO
>>714833483>"YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS, I'M SUPPOSE TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC">"..what?">"YOU HEARD ME"
>>714784514I JUMP IN SLOW MOTION
OFF THE CURB
WITHOUT A SKATEBOARD THAT SHOULD LOOK ABSURD
>>714833990LATE 360 SHUV-IT TO BONELESS
'D
>>714793997All I need to do is think of the name "Manolios Uglyone" and I get a smile on my face.
Excardon me, but when did you realise you're turning into him?
>>714835345Oh hello Belinda, you stunk up on me
>>714785306Schenkel McDoo
>>714834672God, I don't think there was a single miss in the entirety of the Homestar Runner catalog.
Yes, even tape leg has a special place in my heart, since it gave way to one of the few times Homestar Michael J. Runner was able to sarcastically get one over on Strong Bad.
>>714836059some of the super early toons are ass, but that was the internet back then
H*R even lead to one of the better /v/ musicals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5lRSbNx_1k
>>714838214I genuinely didn't think it could get better than the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared /v/ musical. But this is absolutely glorious.
>>714838214best part is that I'm like 95% sure Toby Fox himself would fucking love this considering he has a huge boner for H*R
>>714838214>ah, the good old times when /v/ was still creative>wait, 9 months ago?I didn't knew you guys still had it in you.
>>714838214Holy shit that's super high quality
>>714830869I think good old downloads has it or whatever the site is now.
>>714830869>he didn't buy Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People 8 years ago
ok im going to bed there's 0 chance eurohours /v/ keeps this thread up it's been a good one
keep on tranglin' /v/
>>714842690Catch you later my dog food gansta.
>>714813547I remember hanging out with second college girlfriend and out of nowhere she randomly said "Pom Pom! Santa!", and she had the biggest smile on her face when I responded "It deliciously didn't work!".
We're married now.
>>714817503I didn't even realize she was referring to the band until I was rewatching these a few years ago. When I first saw this fan 'stumes I genuinely thought she was saying she liked the concept of pavement. It didn't even register in my mind because homestar characters just talk like that sometimes.
>>714817503>dnd greg how many years are you going to buy me "yes they're natural" d20 shirts for my birthday?>It's a critical hit of comedy! >[gets crushed by Snoopy sitting on top of his doghouse]>IN THE DOGHOUSE'D!
>>714787257I reject the premise of this picture.
>>714843623Holy shit, anon.
>>714785306Japanese Strongbad
>>714813547are you still an alcoholic anon?
>>714782364 (OP)>/v/ GIRL SQUADWhere is she?
(but I think it's just a male anon took a pic of his gf, what a lucky bastard)
>>714844538 That entire bit had me laughing harder than I have in weeks. I could actually hear Strong Badโs voice delivering every line. Anon deserves a Trogdor plush and a lifetime supply of cold ones.
>โenter character nameโ
>find a SBEmail and steal a name from there
Itโs that easy, /v/
well, thread is not deleted but you let it drop down do page 10 anyways.
Do better
>>714852562Anon, why are you so short?
>>714853108heck, i'm taller than you.
>>714853246MANLY TEARS MADE A SWEAR
It makes me so happy that this shit is still so funny.
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>>714815689>Women have literally the most ironclad support networks of anyone everI beg of you, please step outside once or twice every week from now on
>>714853742No, stalker, I will not let you keep more tabs on me.
Enjoy prison. we will.
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>>714824360>This is diet brown>Not PCPThat line has killed me every time for the past what...? 15+ years? It's a shame nobody will be able to experience Homestar Runner the way it was intended anymore. It's impossible to explain to people today how INTERACTIVE the internet used to be.
>>714787257now post the real picture with the acne ridden 5'2'' indian manlet
>>714783752I miss her so fucking much you have no idea
>>714856950Do you remember? All the OC?
Now all we've got is wojak's inbred children and no-effort ai-generated hell.
>>714857207I can make OC! I can make OC nine times!