Thread 714783453

Why the fuck does every game nowadays have to cram porn or porn-adjacent garbage into it just to get people’s attention? Are we seriously so brainrotted as a culture, so spiritually bankrupt, that tits and ass are the only fucking tools left in the marketing arsenal? It’s pathetic. Every other title feels like it was designed by a committee of coomers in heat, like the only way to make a product “appealing” is to slap some jiggling flesh on the cover and pray the dopamine-addled masses click ‘buy.’ Is there any space left for actual creativity, substance, or even a scrap of dignity?

>>714783453 (OP)
jews

>>714783453 (OP)
"Porn or porn adjacent" =/= a few pairs of tits. The sole purpose of titillation is not to jerk off to it.

>>714783453 (OP)
>Why the fuck does every game nowadays have to cram porn or porn-adjacent garbage into it just to get people’s attention?
I hate porn and coomers but this is far from true.
Most great games do not have porn and most that do only have it in form of an optional fade to black scene that I never take because my character isn't a manwhore.

>>714783453 (OP)
>why do people like sex?

i fucking wonder

>>714783453 (OP)
you're thinking of /v/, this place has been slowly degenerating into the goonercave it is now

>>714783453 (OP)
You'd neck yourself if you lived through the 90s

>>714783453 (OP)
I believe it's a counterreaction to the western games industry shunning any and all sex appeal over the last decade. People are sick of looking at ugly things.

>>714783453 (OP)
I suck cock at least once a week AMA

>>714783453 (OP)
the problem is gacha and all the low life subhumans it brings into, those ARE games that have basically nothing but sex appeal behind them. some exceptions like zzz and genshin that have something else going on kinda exist, but they are still far from not being kusoge-tier
anyways if we could keep that shit contained like vtubers this place would be already a bit better
and before you guys accuse me of being a homo tranny, being against all that doesn't mean i can't appreciate at least the hot bitches it pumps out

>>714783453 (OP)
>Why the fuck does every game nowadays have to cram porn or porn-adjacent garbage into it just to get people’s attention?
Name 3 or kys.

>>714783984
>make collage of ugly retarded niggers from video games to prove a point
>it's just a bunch of shit from Baldurs Gate 3 which doesn't actually look that bad
>not the ugly bug-eyed negress that's in everything popular
>or the pregnant woman in Wolfenstein
>or the new Saints Row
>or anything from any other recognizable series that used to be good and became wokeslop
Kill yourself dude, I agree with the text but your image is disingenuous jewry meant to make us look bad.

>>714786489
Sure, cockroach.

>Baldur’s Gate 3
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Stellar Blade

That’s three, no gacha, now eat shit.

>>714786920
Damn, truly every game is now just porn. Your statement is very well supported evidently.

>>714787064
>ask for 3 games
>get 3 games
>"uhhh but those don't count!!"
Pathetic. You opened your mouth thinking you'd win by default, and now you're backpedaling like a bitch. Go back to baiting threads with your cum-soaked keyboard and leave thinking to higher lifeforms.

>>714783453 (OP)
The chinese have a huge gender gap and so it has literal millions of men who will never get a GF. They are also the largest gaming market currently. Everything has to either appeal to them, or the sony crowd. So unless you have 400 million dollars to waste on a movie you better add in those tits.

>troons, feminists and BLM buck break video games so hard the only games without it are either old games or porn gatcha
>surprised people won't touch anything that isn't an old game or porn gatcha

It's your fault though tranny. You can't overcharge people for garbage over and over again with ugly dykes and tranny devs serving as a redflag, and be surprised when even the barest most innocuous hint of that becomes money repellant. Spite sells harder than sex and you faggots aligned sex and spite onto the same side against you, so you have no one to blame but yourself.

>>714783453 (OP)
Have you seen how this site acts when this game has a female character that isn't a big-titted oiled up bimbo that's at least half naked?

>>714787407
The fact that you had to grab a half decade old game in order to complete your 3 is notable. Truth is that for every sexual game, there are many released that aren't. And the ones that do have to pack tons of gay shit in it in order to get a "safe horny" pass, with the exception of Stellar Blade ot like gacha shit I guess.

>>714783453 (OP)
its not an issue "nowadays"
sex sells, and this has been the status quo for decades

>>714788268
>ask for 3 pornbait games
>get 3
>"a-actually one is a few years old!"
>"a-and the others are gacha, so they don’t count!"
>proceeds to admit games are packed with “le safe horny” coom
>literally justifies the pornification of games because it’s less explicit now
>thinks this is a win
Keep jerking it to dialogue options and live service waifus, you gutless marketing receptacle.

>>714788268
The First Decedent
AI Limit
Wu Chang

>>714783785
Why are her lips inflated? She looks ridiculous

>>714783785
>>why do people like sex?
You aren't having sex, retard. You're jacking your micro dick to "games" that are just softcore porn, but your stupid ass paid $60 for it. And more importantly you're giving the "game" all your time instead of playing an actual porn game or just jerking off to actual porn

Faggot

>>714788763
Splatoon
That harvest moon thing that just came out set in Japan
The upcoming silent hill

>>714783453 (OP)
Coombrain can't stop seeing porn in everything.

>>714787407
How many of these are coomer games?

>>714783453 (OP)
that's just weeb and gook shit anon
go play factorio for a week and then come back and we'll talk

>>714789181
>this random poll we did some time speaks for the whole board

fuck off

>make lemonade stand
>pee in the pitcher and just call it lemonade
>people complain and start buying lemonade elsewhere
>Larry Fink and Klaus Schwab bankroll your piss selling, journalists all side with you, you buy all other lemonade stands, pee in their pitchers, fire anyone that doesn't pee in their pitchers or put them out of business
>Now all lemonade sold everywhere is just selling glasses of piss
>"What the fuck? Why are people only buying orange juice now?"
YWNBAW. Even if your ability to self-reflect is on par with one.

>>714789181
>VIdeo games aren't dead
>These are the best games

Each year has two good games at most. What the fuck.

>>714783497
/thread

>>714783453 (OP)
goyslopped autistic zoomer trannies in denial stoking their burnt out dopamine receptors

>>714783792
>slowly
First year on 4chan, huh?

>>714789463
I see no difference comparing to 30 years ago. Maybe YOU are the problem

>>714789826
insane what we've lost. we're talking multiple genre and franchise defining titles every year here.

>>714783453 (OP)
>Why the fuck does every game nowadays have to cram porn or porn-adjacent garbage into it
>meanwhile games are more pozzed and censored than ever
>niggers and fags everywhere
>type A and B bullshit
>non-binary names and pronoums
>sexy women completely removed for mocap monstrosities
>the tames shit that was perfectly OK 20 years ago like bikinis is now censored
>panty shots gone
>big tits or asses gone
>short characters have to be ugly or monsters or whatever because muh pedos
>even remakes of games like Dragon Quest are censored with fucking sports bras under bikini armor
Why do you have to be such a lying faggot kike? Games were objectively better as a medium and as a hobby when they were aimed exclusively at straight males and were allowed to have sexy women in them.

>>714789826
Are you fucking joking? Let's look at 1998.

>Every single game in that list is good. The worst game in the list is Spyro, and that game was still an 8.

>>714789181
Now let's look at 2024.

>Metaphor was a horrible game with a story only enjoyable by those with downs
>Balatro is a time waster roguelike
>Rebirth was a massive boring minigame filled dissapointment
>Ninesouls was more parry slop, in the vein of Hollow Knight this time.
>Unicorn overlord had one of the worst translation ever and easily exploitable mechanics ruining the games depth if you had above a room temp IQ
>ufo50 is a collection of games in which 3 of them are worth playing for 30 minutes
>Helldivers 2 devs hate the players
>Stellar Blade is shallow bootyslop with a horrible combat system and padding in the form of fetch quest
>Space Marine 2 was a good game

I could keep going but every game after Space Marine is shit except Crow Country and Antonblast. It's incomparable to the other list. Every single year on that list mogs this garbage, even if you consider all 4 years together.

>>714783785
>masturbation is my entire personality

>>714783453 (OP)
It doesn’t, you’re just trying to fit in with performative fags who want you to think attractive women in a game makes it porn.
As to why people like attractive women in games, it’s in part because when all things are equal people prefer something that looks good, but mostly because the people making truly shit games despise female beauty, making attractive women an immediate green flag.

>person eats too much
Lol what a fat fuck
>person sleeps too much
Lol what lazy loser
>person spends too much time online
Lol touch grass sweaty
>person masturbates too much
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS AND YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE

>>714783453 (OP)
Porn as in
>”Pyra from Xenoblade” whose whole characterization is solely to give players a boner, there being literally nothing else to her character other than porn
Or do you mean porn as in
>”Cortana” who is attractive but also has characterization outside of being for porn?

>>714783453 (OP)
what is going on on /v/ today? why are there so many stupid bait threads?
>today
I know but it's worse than usual

>>714783785
That's a transgirl!

>>714790205
Nice try, edgelord. I’m not lying. What I'm doing is calling out the industry for pandering to the lowest common denominator, whether it’s woke dogma or coomer bait. Games were better when they had balls, not when they’re jerking off to ESG scores or horny weebs. You want dignity? Demand developers stop treating us like braindead cash machines.

>>714790503
You think we're mad about hot chicks in games? Nah, retard, this shit is about the lazy, soulless porn-bait that devs shove in to mask their dogshit writing and gameplay. It's not about "female beauty" being a green flag; it's about talentless hacks using jiggle physics as a crutch because they can't craft a story or mechanic worth a damn.

>people prefer something that looks good
No shit, Sherlock. But when "looks good" means every female character is a walking OnlyFans ad with no depth, it’s not art, it’s pandering to coomers. Good games don’t need to lean on softcore to sell. Compare classic Lara Croft to modern titty streamers in AAA slop. One’s iconic; the other’s a cheap dopamine hit. Guess which one’s made by people who hate actual creativity?

>shit games despise female beauty
Wrong. Shit games exploit it. They don’t hate beauty; they hate effort. Slapping a half-naked waifu on the cover is easier than building a world that doesn’t suck. If you think that’s a "green flag," you’re the one buying into the marketing, you gullible fuck.

>>714790964
Good post

>>714790964
Except woke bullshit isn't appealing to the lowest common denominator, it is actively doing the opposite for the sake of pushing the kike agenda, you know this and I know this.

>>714783453 (OP)
>Porn adjacent
Kek. Anything remotely attractive to you retarded fucks is porn, huh?

>>714791124
ty

>>714791381
You’re missing the forest for the trees. Woke garbage isn’t about broad appeal, it’s about forcing a top-down ideology that nobody asked for. It’s a power trip, not a popularity contest. But don’t act like the coomer slop is some noble rebellion. It’s just as manipulative, fishing for horny wallets with zero effort or creativity. Both woke dogma and porn-bait are symptoms of the same disease: devs too spineless to make something real, so they pander to either ESG overlords or basement-dwellers.

>>714791667
>thinks "porn-adjacent" just means "attractive"
>can't tell the difference between a tasteful character design and a softcore OnlyFans ad plastered on a game cover
>probably jerks it to loading screens with cleavage
Try reading past the first line before your ADHD kicks in.

>>714783453 (OP)
>Why the fuck does every game nowadays have to cram porn or porn-adjacent garbage into it
Tell me you are a zoomer without telling me you are a zoomer.

>>714791987
Yeah, no. I don't really care what you think because you get butthurt over attractive video game characters

>>714783984
>Game with hundreds of NPCs
>Game world based around multiple races
>WHAAAA SOME OF THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT WHITE!!!!
Two of them are even white, they're just standing in shadow
Who the fuck thinks these memes make any half decent points at all? Are you retarded?

>>714783785
>leash
You just know.

>>714786920
>gay zoophile game
>haha penis funny omg is that hecking valid trans girl sphere hunter??
>the tamest imaginable game set in a dreary anti-sexy world where the protagonist barely has any curves, thrown as a bone to show the cattle that look look sexy!! not all games are gay!!!

Ask yourself why every game nowadays have to cram homosexuality or gay-adjacent garbage into it just to get people’s attention.

>>714783453 (OP)
Look at all these degenerate wastes of skin defending their porn addiction.
It would be amusing if it wasn't that sad.
The best solution to porn addiction is a bullet to the head.

>>714783453 (OP)
>porn adjacent
This is code for "Im mad that pretty women with boobs exist". Fuck off.
>now
Samus and tomb raider says hi you fucking disingenous cocksucker. Get the fuck out of my hobby, nobody wants you purtian freaks here

>>714783453 (OP)
Since good writing doesn't exist anymore, and good gameplay is very rare, sexuality is the only thing left to entice people.

Most homosexual thread on /v/

>>714783453 (OP)
kek is that the Ouya lady

>>714783785
Tit people are insane. She looks like shit and a bee stung her lips 100 times. You guys are fucked.

>>714791987
>tasteful
Oh shut the fuck up, there was tons of this shit since the dawn of vidya. You either are too young to have been there or you werent into vidya until is was "cool". Sex appeal has always been part of vidya and if you dont like it then you can fuck off out of the hobby

>>714783453 (OP)
Meanwhile in reality we barely get casual panty shots in vidya any more

Better porned than pozzed

>>714795320
>Stellar-Blade
>Tame, female protagonist barely having curves

>>714788720
Not that guy but "nowadays" implies the current timeline I think

For the most part I don't think is true. As a whole games are way less horny than they were 20 years ago.

>>714798991
*this is true

>>714783453 (OP)
There's like 2 maybe and the rest are gacha garbage which hardly even count as actual games and only exist to collect money from porn addicts.

>>714788720
>uses "pornification of games" aka "there is more porn in the games than before"
>reasons: "it's not explicit!" "it's safe horny!" "it's tame!"
do you even know what porn is

>>714783984
You're unfathomably stupid.

>>714786835
>pregnant woman in wolfenstein
>bad
Explain.