Why do people think that Cloud is an emo?

>tries to seem smart with the Jock
>fails at simple math with the dnd nerd
lol

>>714792563
He also doesn't knwo the difference between a dictionary and a thesaurus. He's genuinely dumb.

>>714791946 (OP)
they only know cloud from everything outside of final fantasy VII

>>714791946 (OP)
nice reaction image

>>714791946 (OP)
I like how every example makes him look bad
>randomly just saying periodic table to someone
>also implying everyone who likes or plays sports are dumb
>Pulls out a thesaurus for very common words, also Cloud doesn't do that
>Twilight isn't non-sexual. The entire franchise is seeped in sexual tension. The entire premise is that Edward is constantly torn between wanting to eat her and fuck her
>transformers are fucking sick
he's right about furries, though
>not understanding simple math. Roll dice, if the result + your modifiers are higher than their AC, you hit
>black asian barbarian samurai in space: hit the nail on the head, you DO understand

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>>714791946 (OP)
is Dobson still alive?

>>714793071
The competency crisis in action.

There is NO FUCKING WAY. I havn't heard or thought about Dobson in like half a decade. 3 minutes ago the yt feed recommends me this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqKs8jkhGdM

I watch it, open /v/ and the first thread on the log is this one.

>>714793220
low IQ combined with Narcissistic personality disorder. Dobs doesn't like something, ergo there's no reason to like something. He just lacks the imagination to envision a valid mindset outside his own, which is also why he just straw mans all opinions opposed to his own.

I don't follow gridiron football, but I can see the appeal.

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>>714793586
Chillax, everyone!

He was during the advent children/KH era.

>>714793240
Based DobGOD

>>714791946 (OP)
Glowie thread.
>>714792563
Th*y hate everyone.
>>714793220
Have you forgotten how humiliation rituals work?

>>714791946 (OP)
Im sure he has a deep understanding of chemistry

>>714791946 (OP)
Whatever happened to dobson?

>>714794401
>deep understanding of chemistry
>can't calculate attack rolls
lol

>>714794454
he was living with his brother or something since lolcow'ing doesn't pay the bills and eventually his antics came up in his brothers job searching or promotion opportunity and his brother flipped out and he had to retire from the internet completely.
It was SOMETHING along those lines.
But basically son of dob is kill and we get no more milk from him. I think he's been MIA since like 2016?

I heard most of his gang used to be unironic bullies and he lied to make himself look better on the Internet.

>>714794761
if I got bullied by Dobson I'd fucking kill myself

>>714794928
Run of the mill school bullies who destroyed property, and have criminal records allegedly.

>hoard

>>714795237
>tfw you get beat up and an atomic wedgie because you said skyrim at 10 fps is unplayable
potentially funniest timeline

>>714791946 (OP)
He wears black and acts moody in the expanded universe.

>>714794454
i remember before Dobson we suspected his fags to be behind the gore spam of the early 2000s.

The only pople who think Cloud is emo are the ones who never played the original game.

>>714793220
>he's right about furries, though
If anything, that's the worst one. Furry as a subculture started from animator circles in the 60s/70s centered around guys who liked to animate "funny talking animals" more than people. Bugs is not only a furry, he's one of the biggest examples— and Dobson not understanding something so key to the history of western animation as a medium despite claiming to be a classically trained artist just makes him look vastly more retarded.

calm thy tits

>>714791946 (OP)
Because that’s what he seems like on a surface level reading, so people who don’t understand the character on a deeper level flanderise him easily. Squall from FFVIII was a victim of the same misinterpretation.

>>714791946 (OP)
I highly doubt Dobson could recite even a fraction of the periodic table.

>>714794743
>2016
Has it really been that long? Damn I feel like we really missed out. Dob had a lot more to give.

>>714793586
That's what gridiron is talking about? I had no idea that meant american football helmets.

>>714794761
Who the fuck got bullied by Son of Dob?

>>714796331
>Dob had a lot more to give.
yeah it's just unfortunate that he did the 1 thing that completely stops all lolcow'ing.
He just turned off the fucking computer :(

GIVE ME THE RULE 63 BLUE BEAR NOW!!!

>>714796331
Not quite that long. I remember him putting out stuff until 2019 or 2020 or so. Disappeared around the time of the COVID pandemic.

>>714791946 (OP)
people who don't understand liking cars have never driven a fun car.

>>714797028
>fun car
I own a crossover and I love that shit. I think any vehicle has the potential to be fun.

>>714797028
I don't like cars because I suck at driving.

>>714791946 (OP)
Why should I trust the words of any person that has drawn Azumanga Daioh inflation fetish art?

>>714791946 (OP)
God Dobson is an idiot.

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>>714797296
how do you suck at driving? driving feels so natural to me. it's like walking. when I get behind the wheel I become one with my car

>>714797349
His inflation fetish would be fine if he just owned up to it.

It’s the fact that he pretended to be a prudish male feminist in an attempt to get pussy despite being a massive pervert who has a fetish for lesbians and inflation that was the problem.

It’s the hypocrisy that’s the problem, not the kink.

>>714797296
Found the europoor.

>>714793280
is this better for you anon? it took me all morning but I've finally finished enhancing the image quality

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>>714797453
>There is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car.
>Except maybe for pussy.

>>714797971
Wrong. This is how you do it
Behold

>>714791946 (OP)
I once used "chillax" irl and I blame these kind of threads for it.

>literally has a fursona
>draws inflation porn
>n-n-n-no I'm not a furry

>>714796210
Reciting periodic table proves nothing.
Now, some understanding of what rows and columns represent, their properties, etc. That would at least be something other than route and pointless memorization

>>714797453
I'm not bad at driving but driving gives me a lot of anxiety
the idea that some retard runs a light or isn't paying attention and I just die?
bleak

>>714799996
You can always spot the non-americans when it comes to driving.

>>714791946 (OP)
Dobson gives me the impression that he was raised entirely on the media that his dad enjoys.

>>714800290
I'm a red blooded American and have the cholesterol to prove it. You're gonna need some other comeback besides "American"

I can't look at the Ranma artstyle without feeling annoyance because of this guy.
I hope someone else knows what I'm talking about.

>>714800290
t. rural american anon who has never driven in front of a tail-gating BMW going 20 above and still getting headlights flashed

>>714800462
You mean Rumiko Takahashi? Because yeah, she was unfortunately one of Dobson’s biggest stylistic influences.

>>714801260
I say Ranma because I don't actually see when I look at Inuyasha.

>>714800905
That's because i'm the rural anon driving the BMW.

>>714799996
How do you function in normal life with that level of anxiety? Everyone dies eventually.

>>714800905
That's when you slow down and don't let the faggot pass.