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Anonymous No.714792857 [Report] >>714793503 >>714794585 >>714794783 >>714794973 >>714796839 >>714798287 >>714803256 >>714803338 >>714803348 >>714803568 >>714803646 >>714803838 >>714805597 >>714807534 >>714808474 >>714808902 >>714809497 >>714810258 >>714811607 >>714811713 >>714812087 >>714812267 >>714813371 >>714813613 >>714814114 >>714816803 >>714822829 >>714828663
Switch 2? I think I'll pass, thanks
Anonymous No.714793067 [Report] >>714793225 >>714793313 >>714803361 >>714809385 >>714809871
>20 fps max
holy fuck just get a pc
Anonymous No.714793225 [Report]
>>714793067
Yes and? Back then games were between 20-30 fps.
Anonymous No.714793313 [Report] >>714796619 >>714810425 >>714810821 >>714811550 >>714812087
>>714793067
So the same as Cyberpunk on Switch 2?
Anonymous No.714793503 [Report] >>714803247
>>714792857 (OP)
They call it the Switch 2 because after you try it out, you switch to another console.
Anonymous No.714794585 [Report] >>714801531
>>714792857 (OP)
Why are you playing unoptimised slop on the world's greatest 7th gen machine? Don't you own a PC?
Anonymous No.714794783 [Report] >>714794950
>>714792857 (OP)
If I bought a steam deck I would just stream all my games from my pc, but in that case I can do the same with a tablet..
Anonymous No.714794950 [Report]
>>714794783
just replace your gaming chair with a recliner
Anonymous No.714794973 [Report] >>714808973
>>714792857 (OP)
Why do people want handhelds in the first place? What the fuck are you, some pseudo-normalfag that goes out or something? And you bring your toy with you?
Anonymous No.714795125 [Report]
>UE5 game runs like shit
No waaay.
Anonymous No.714796000 [Report] >>714796787 >>714820972
OH BOY ANOTHER SNOY DECKSHILL THREAD FROM THE DISCORD

NINTENDO BAD
SONY AND STEAMSLOP GOOD
Anonymous No.714796089 [Report] >>714796630 >>714796787 >>714820972
>FUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK THE SWITCH 2

>BUY A STEAM DECK INSTEAD
Anonymous No.714796191 [Report]
At least the Switch 2 has forthnight
Anonymous No.714796192 [Report] >>714796630 >>714796787 >>714820972
>FUCK THE SWITCH 2 AND FUCK NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
Anonymous No.714796287 [Report] >>714796630 >>714796787 >>714820972
>MAKE MORE STEAM DECK SHILL THREADS

>FUCK THE SWITCH 2
>HAIL GABEN
Anonymous No.714796619 [Report] >>714796730
>>714793313
>oblivion is the same as cyberpunk
Anonymous No.714796630 [Report]
>>714796089
>>714796192
>>714796287
this except not ironically
Anonymous No.714796730 [Report] >>714796884
>>714796619
Cyberpunk is a game from 5 years ago, Oblivion is far more advanced
Anonymous No.714796787 [Report]
>>714796000
>>714796089
>>714796192
>>714796287
I like how the original Eric is long gone and he still manages to still have an impact on this twit.
Anonymous No.714796839 [Report] >>714800659
>>714792857 (OP)
Why would I buy a Switch 2 when the OLED version is going to drop in 2 years? The Deck wins.
Anonymous No.714796884 [Report] >>714802646
>>714796730
Actually true lmao
Anonymous No.714797087 [Report]
But I don't want to play Oblivion remaster...
Anonymous No.714798287 [Report] >>714798512 >>714799325 >>714803784
>>714792857 (OP)
>I think I'll pass
Yet you don't.
Anonymous No.714798512 [Report] >>714798764 >>714822438 >>714823043
>>714798287
bad move
Anonymous No.714798764 [Report] >>714803784
>>714798512
Yes, it was a bad move to chop your dick off, xis.
Anonymous No.714799325 [Report] >>714813984
>>714798287
>since PSP
And then decksnoys claim to not be snoys.
Anonymous No.714800659 [Report]
>>714796839
This, there's nothing to fucking play on the console anyway. Wait a few years and you'll be able to get a better machine (OLED, improved node) with a ton of games.
Anonymous No.714801531 [Report] >>714802497
>>714794585
saw this screenie a week ago where have you gotten to now
Anonymous No.714802497 [Report] >>714808695
>>714801531
Currently about to do The House Always Wins V and blow up the Reddithood.
Anonymous No.714802646 [Report]
>>714796884
laughing at your own nonsense is so indian of you
Anonymous No.714803009 [Report] >>714803416
steam deck or mini PC?
I basically just want something I can keep hooked up to my TV for emulation and lightweight steam games
I'll probably be playing a lot of ps3/xbox 360 era games on it
Anonymous No.714803134 [Report]
>that one deranged tendie mindbroken from the mkw update posting some guy and labeling him eric
Anonymous No.714803247 [Report]
>>714793503
its called the steam deck
Anonymous No.714803256 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
>Not the GPD Win 4

You're doing it wrong
Anonymous No.714803338 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
Wouldn't you be better off playing the original on the deck?
Anonymous No.714803348 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
tendiesisters... our response?
Anonymous No.714803361 [Report] >>714804714
>>714793067
>get a p...-ACK
This is what happens with this game after 1.5 hours of playtime
Anonymous No.714803416 [Report]
>>714803009
>360
>ps3
You're better off with a mini PC. Deck is for playing 7th gen PC games on the go.
Anonymous No.714803568 [Report] >>714807094 >>714809871
>>714792857 (OP)
>20 fps
decktards are literally more retarded than tendies.
Anonymous No.714803646 [Report] >>714804068
>>714792857 (OP)
Wtf is that 2006 Oblivion? It looks like shit
Anonymous No.714803784 [Report] >>714804264 >>714821253
>>714798287
>>714798764
I'm not going to look up shit on Reddit, but I'm fairly certain if you did you could find significantly more troons who support Nintendo handhelds vs troons who support Valve handhelds, if not just due to sheer numbers of sales.
Anonymous No.714803838 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
Also lol @ playing with the AB overlay. Like, what's the point? You can't upgrade anything, there's nothing to overlock. You should just vibe with the perf you have and forget benching.
Anonymous No.714804068 [Report]
>>714803646
>is that 2006 Oblivion
No, it's worse.
Anonymous No.714804264 [Report] >>714805098
>>714803784
Idk about that. The Switches have 160+ million between them and all the Deck version together have something like 4 million. Are you really saying there's a less than 1:40 tranny ratio between Switchfags and Decksubs?
Anonymous No.714804714 [Report]
>>714803361
OT this is just UE5. Are you running max setings? Lumen and Nanite are leaky as fuck, even those 5 minute demos from years back ate up 16GB of RAM for what was basically a movie.
Anonymous No.714804724 [Report] >>714810840 >>714813157
I wanted to buy an OLED deck, can anyone tell me which one they prefer between the glossy and etched screen, if they've tried both ?
Anonymous No.714805098 [Report]
>>714804264
I never said that, I said that just by sheer numbers Nintendo handhelds are obviously going to have significantly more troon supporters.
Anonymous No.714805597 [Report] >>714809871
>>714792857 (OP)
>21fps
lol
Anonymous No.714805696 [Report]
>Another Deck vs Switch 2 thread
Neither are enemies, hope this helps.
Anonymous No.714807094 [Report]
>>714803568
0fps on the Shitch btw
Also who the fuck would play a UE5 demake when the old game works perfectly fine?
Anonymous No.714807534 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
at that point, why not play the original? it's the same game and it runs 20x better
Anonymous No.714808474 [Report] >>714809871
>>714792857 (OP)
>20 fps
Valve really needs to release a new 'eck soon, this shitter is just too underpowered already.
Anonymous No.714808530 [Report]
So about the bricked Switch 2s, what exactly fucks it up, and is it.poaaible to factory reset it?
Anonymous No.714808695 [Report] >>714812623
>>714802497
What are you playing after
Anonymous No.714808902 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
The technology is progressing faster than the battery tech is, shit sucks when the battery is flat in a couple of hours. You can't play an rpg or something, when you're on the clock.
Anonymous No.714808973 [Report]
>>714794973
People who own a streamdeck don't leave the house with it, they just sit on the chair with it.
Anonymous No.714809385 [Report] >>714813919
>>714793067
I imagine there's a niche of people who have to travel a lot but still want to play PC games.
Anonymous No.714809497 [Report] >>714809871
>>714792857 (OP)
Below 30 FPS at 720p xDDD I literally couldn't imagine being this fucking poor
Anonymous No.714809871 [Report] >>714810104 >>714810425 >>714812087
>>714793067
>>714803568
>>714805597
>>714808474
>>714809497
Pictured is the Oblivion remastered resolution and framerate on the Switch 2
Anonymous No.714810104 [Report]
>>714809871
Lmao
Anonymous No.714810258 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
imagine playing this ue5 remake slop and getting 2 hour battery life at sub 30fps when you could be playing the original and getting 10 hours at 60fps
Anonymous No.714810425 [Report] >>714810671 >>714810687 >>714812087
>>714793313
>>714809871
nigga idgaf about the switch just buy a pc handhelds are retarded
Anonymous No.714810671 [Report]
>>714810425
Why not a pc and handheld
Anonymous No.714810687 [Report] >>714811215
>>714810425
Steam Deck made PCs obsolete for anything but office work
Anonymous No.714810786 [Report] >>714812779 >>714814938
I am content with my purchase
Anonymous No.714810821 [Report]
>>714793313
>post says to get a pc
>immediately brings up nintendo
Mindbroken
Anonymous No.714810840 [Report] >>714811178
>>714804724
I've had the original mid tier LCD model and the most expensive OLED model. The etched screen literally doesn't matter. It just makes the reflections slightly diffused. Just get the mid tier OLED model and if you need more internal storage than 512gb, upgrade the SSD yourself.
Anonymous No.714811178 [Report] >>714811665
>>714810840
>The etched screen literally doesn't matter. It just makes the reflections slightly diffused.

I really don't like seeing my face reflection though. Also glossy LCD vs etched OLED isn't a great comparison since the LCD backlight offsets some of the reflection even on blacks
Anonymous No.714811215 [Report] >>714811474
>>714810687
They definitely didn't. I love my deck, but if I had to use a fucking 7" screen at all times for everything, especially new games I've never played before, it would be miserable. Deck is for comfymaxing in bed. PC is for literally everything else.
Anonymous No.714811474 [Report]
>>714811215
>Deck is for comfymaxing in bed. PC is for literally everything else
So, work?
Anonymous No.714811550 [Report] >>714812087
>>714793313
BTFO
Anonymous No.714811607 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
This is a 2nd thread I've seen from you. You seem awfully obsessed with Switch 2.
Anonymous No.714811665 [Report]
>>714811178
It's not like you can't see your reflection at all with the etched glass. You still can. I'm telling you it's not worth it unless you really think you're going to be spending most of your time playing it in conditions where you have no control over the ambient lighting, like if you're outside all the time. The etched glass is just a small bonus. If you want the most expensive model, get it because you're too lazy or tech illiterate to upgrade the storage.
Anonymous No.714811713 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
You shouldn't be buying a Deck or a Switch 2 to play modern, demanding multiplats. You buy a Switch 2 for bing bing wahoo, you buy a Deck for PC gaming on the go with an emphasis on older games or 2d shit. Switch 2 will probably beat the Deck on demanding multiplats but that's like being king of retard mountain.
Anonymous No.714812087 [Report] >>714816575
>>714792857 (OP)
>>714793313
>>714811550
>>714810425
>>714809871
You flopped and got rapegaped, pedosnoyric
Anonymous No.714812267 [Report] >>714812310
>>714792857 (OP)
I feel sorry for the fat slobs that got manipulated into buying the switch 2, the mental illness is apparent
Anonymous No.714812310 [Report] >>714812603 >>714816575 >>714820972
>>714812267
Pedosnoyric, you got dilationraped
Anonymous No.714812603 [Report] >>714812938
>>714812310
t. 38 year old diaper wearing adult disney fangòy nintòddler
more text to get through the spam filter
Anonymous No.714812623 [Report]
>>714808695
I'll probably play some Project Wingman's Conquest mode.
Anonymous No.714812779 [Report]
>>714810786
Well Anon? Better get your homework done.
Anonymous No.714812938 [Report] >>714816575 >>714820972
>>714812603
Pedosnoyric, you got dilationgaped.
Anonymous No.714813157 [Report]
>>714804724
I'd only get an oled deck if you must have an oled. Otherwise, you can find other handhelds on sale that are more powerful and cheaper. You could also wait until sept/Oct to see if the z1e handhelds drop when the z2es come out.
Anonymous No.714813371 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
Holy input lag! I understand you cant command a horse to turn on a dime but this is ridiculous.
Anonymous No.714813613 [Report] >>714814197
>>714792857 (OP)
>UE5 is garbage
Show us Switch 2 gameplay :)
Anonymous No.714813919 [Report]
>>714809385
I have to imagine a traveling businessman makes enough money to afford an 'eck, or you know, a fucking laptop.
Anonymous No.714813984 [Report]
>>714799325
PSP was unironically better than the DS that gen
>console games on the go (MGS, GTA, Kingdom Hearts, etc.)
>full on multimedia device pre smartphones with internet and porn
>easy to hack so you had a huge library of its base games plus NES, MAME, GBA, PS1 and homebrew

I used to take my PSP to school as a MP3 player and then watched Cowboy Bebop and played GBA games
Anonymous No.714814114 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
need it to play legally distinct bloodborne 2
Anonymous No.714814197 [Report]
>>714813613
>rent free
Kek
Anonymous No.714814938 [Report]
>>714810786
do niggas really goon in bed with their portables
Anonymous No.714816575 [Report] >>714816686
>>714812938
>>714812087
>>714812310
Paper mario the thousand year door
Anonymous No.714816667 [Report]
I just want perfect PS3 emulation to play Witch and Hundred Knight without needing to buy a modded PS4.
Anonymous No.714816686 [Report] >>714816821 >>714820972
>>714816575
I accept your tr@nnycession, pedosnoyric
Anonymous No.714816803 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
Any underpowered mobile gaming device?
I think I'll pass.
Anonymous No.714816821 [Report] >>714817261
>>714816686
grannyfession denied glowie.
Anonymous No.714817261 [Report] >>714817845 >>714820972
>>714816821
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric
Anonymous No.714817720 [Report] >>714819142
battery life > performance
just get a laptop
If I can't sit on my ass gayming for 5 hours continuously I don't want it
Anonymous No.714817845 [Report] >>714818135
>>714817261
parroting is an admission of defeat.
Anonymous No.714818135 [Report] >>714819387 >>714820972
>>714817845
I accept your tr@nnycession, pedosnoyric
Anonymous No.714819142 [Report]
>>714817720
laptops have worse battery life though. eck' was literally made for low TDP gaymin
Anonymous No.714819387 [Report] >>714820526
>>714818135
your rambling is like a drug keep doing it.
Anonymous No.714820203 [Report]
I don't know if I want to finish my KH2 crit playthrough, start MH3U G rank or finally do the DS1 DLC that I've been putting off for 2 years. Having too many games downloaded on my Deck has been a double edged sword
Anonymous No.714820354 [Report] >>714820676
How is PS2 and Gamecube emulation on the Retroid Pocket 5?
Anonymous No.714820526 [Report] >>714820938 >>714820972
>>714819387

I accept your tr@nnycession, eric
Anonymous No.714820676 [Report]
>>714820354
Bad because aethersx2 was abandoned a long time ago. For PS2 emulation you want x86 devices.
Anonymous No.714820938 [Report] >>714821365
>>714820526
doopliss the purple ghost from creepy steeple.
Anonymous No.714820972 [Report] >>714821365
>>714796000
>>714796089
>>714796192
>>714796287
>>714812310
>>714812938
>>714816686
>>714817261
>>714818135
>>714820526
reported for spam :P
Anonymous No.714821115 [Report] >>714825064
Love this lil cocksucker
Anonymous No.714821253 [Report]
>>714803784
Unlikely. Troons overwhelmingly prefer PC and PC-esque platforms.
Anonymous No.714821365 [Report] >>714821817 >>714823109
>>714820972
>>714820938
I accept your tr@nnycession, eric
Anonymous No.714821746 [Report] >>714822070 >>714822482
Anonymous No.714821817 [Report] >>714822070
>>714821365
>he's been at it for 4 hours
:skull:
lil unc needs to go play games on his one game ahh shitch
Anonymous No.714821838 [Report] >>714822070 >>714822482
Anonymous No.714822070 [Report] >>714822154 >>714823109
>>714821838
>>714821817
>>714821746
Sametrannying won't save you, pedoric the pedotranny
Anonymous No.714822154 [Report] >>714822317
>>714822070
this you?
Anonymous No.714822317 [Report] >>714822735 >>714823109
>>714822154
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric
Anonymous No.714822438 [Report]
>>714798512
My God Nintendo troons...
Anonymous No.714822482 [Report]
>>714821746
>>714821838
>brag about piracy
>get C&D or sued
>act surprised and play victim
Anonymous No.714822735 [Report] >>714822962
>>714822317
This you?
Anonymous No.714822829 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
If you're playing Elder Scrolls you've already lost.
Anonymous No.714822962 [Report] >>714823109
>>714822735
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric
Anonymous No.714822975 [Report]
>someone posts proof of how terribly games run on the deck
>deck trannies start spamming nintendo images to change the topic
interesting
Anonymous No.714823043 [Report]
>>714798512
None of these faggots pass at all. Friendly reminder to not let porn take over your life.
Anonymous No.714823109 [Report] >>714823246
>>714822317
>>714822070
>>714821365
>>714822962
lord crump uses a robot number 1 for Boggly Woods, and robot 2 for X-Naut Fortress
Anonymous No.714823246 [Report] >>714823365
>>714823109
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric
Anonymous No.714823340 [Report]
I think we can all agree that OP is a subhuman pedophile and he should get permanently range banned.
Anonymous No.714823365 [Report] >>714823664
>>714823246
said robot is magnus von grapple, their arms are made by papercraft.
Anonymous No.714823625 [Report]
Steam is for trannies
Switch is for real women
Anonymous No.714823664 [Report] >>714824194
>>714823365
You got dilation raped, Eric.
Anonymous No.714823874 [Report] >>714828601
>he's been at it for 5 hours
kek
Anonymous No.714824194 [Report] >>714828601
>>714823664
Five notable outlanders who have at one time been to the boogly woods are Madame Flurrie
Anonymous No.714825064 [Report]
>>714821115
Is that Blue Revolver game fun?
Anonymous No.714825741 [Report]
too big and expensive
Anonymous No.714828498 [Report] >>714828601
Do I just use DeckyRecorder instead of SteamRecording until Valve fixes its shit?
Anonymous No.714828601 [Report]
>>714828498
>>714824194
>>714823874
Pedosneric, you got dilated and violated.
Anonymous No.714828663 [Report]
>>714792857 (OP)
How's it run on switch 2