Thread 714792857

Switch 2? I think I'll pass, thanks

>20 fps max
holy fuck just get a pc

>>714793067
Yes and? Back then games were between 20-30 fps.

>>714793067
So the same as Cyberpunk on Switch 2?

>>714792857 (OP)
They call it the Switch 2 because after you try it out, you switch to another console.

>>714792857 (OP)
Why are you playing unoptimised slop on the world's greatest 7th gen machine? Don't you own a PC?

>>714792857 (OP)
If I bought a steam deck I would just stream all my games from my pc, but in that case I can do the same with a tablet..

>>714794783
just replace your gaming chair with a recliner

>>714792857 (OP)
Why do people want handhelds in the first place? What the fuck are you, some pseudo-normalfag that goes out or something? And you bring your toy with you?

>UE5 game runs like shit
No waaay.

OH BOY ANOTHER SNOY DECKSHILL THREAD FROM THE DISCORD

NINTENDO BAD
SONY AND STEAMSLOP GOOD

>FUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK THE SWITCH 2

>BUY A STEAM DECK INSTEAD

At least the Switch 2 has forthnight

>MAKE MORE STEAM DECK SHILL THREADS

>FUCK THE SWITCH 2
>HAIL GABEN

>>714793313
>oblivion is the same as cyberpunk

>>714796089
>>714796192
>>714796287
this except not ironically

>>714796619
Cyberpunk is a game from 5 years ago, Oblivion is far more advanced

>>714796000
>>714796089
>>714796192
>>714796287
I like how the original Eric is long gone and he still manages to still have an impact on this twit.

>>714792857 (OP)
Why would I buy a Switch 2 when the OLED version is going to drop in 2 years? The Deck wins.

>>714796730
Actually true lmao

But I don't want to play Oblivion remaster...

>>714792857 (OP)
>I think I'll pass
Yet you don't.

>>714798287
bad move

>>714798512
Yes, it was a bad move to chop your dick off, xis.

>>714798287
>since PSP
And then decksnoys claim to not be snoys.

>>714796839
This, there's nothing to fucking play on the console anyway. Wait a few years and you'll be able to get a better machine (OLED, improved node) with a ton of games.

>>714794585
saw this screenie a week ago where have you gotten to now

>>714801531
Currently about to do The House Always Wins V and blow up the Reddithood.

>>714796884
laughing at your own nonsense is so indian of you

steam deck or mini PC?
I basically just want something I can keep hooked up to my TV for emulation and lightweight steam games
I'll probably be playing a lot of ps3/xbox 360 era games on it

>>714793503
its called the steam deck

>>714792857 (OP)
>Not the GPD Win 4

You're doing it wrong

>>714792857 (OP)
Wouldn't you be better off playing the original on the deck?

>>714792857 (OP)
tendiesisters... our response?

>>714793067
>get a p...-ACK
This is what happens with this game after 1.5 hours of playtime

>>714803009
>360
>ps3
You're better off with a mini PC. Deck is for playing 7th gen PC games on the go.

>>714792857 (OP)
>20 fps
decktards are literally more retarded than tendies.

>>714792857 (OP)
Wtf is that 2006 Oblivion? It looks like shit

>>714798287
>>714798764
I'm not going to look up shit on Reddit, but I'm fairly certain if you did you could find significantly more troons who support Nintendo handhelds vs troons who support Valve handhelds, if not just due to sheer numbers of sales.

>>714792857 (OP)
Also lol @ playing with the AB overlay. Like, what's the point? You can't upgrade anything, there's nothing to overlock. You should just vibe with the perf you have and forget benching.

>>714803646
>is that 2006 Oblivion
No, it's worse.

>>714803784
Idk about that. The Switches have 160+ million between them and all the Deck version together have something like 4 million. Are you really saying there's a less than 1:40 tranny ratio between Switchfags and Decksubs?

>>714803361
OT this is just UE5. Are you running max setings? Lumen and Nanite are leaky as fuck, even those 5 minute demos from years back ate up 16GB of RAM for what was basically a movie.

I wanted to buy an OLED deck, can anyone tell me which one they prefer between the glossy and etched screen, if they've tried both ?

>>714804264
I never said that, I said that just by sheer numbers Nintendo handhelds are obviously going to have significantly more troon supporters.

>>714792857 (OP)
>21fps
lol

>Another Deck vs Switch 2 thread
Neither are enemies, hope this helps.

>>714803568
0fps on the Shitch btw
Also who the fuck would play a UE5 demake when the old game works perfectly fine?

>>714792857 (OP)
at that point, why not play the original? it's the same game and it runs 20x better

>>714792857 (OP)
>20 fps
Valve really needs to release a new 'eck soon, this shitter is just too underpowered already.

So about the bricked Switch 2s, what exactly fucks it up, and is it.poaaible to factory reset it?

>>714802497
What are you playing after

>>714792857 (OP)
The technology is progressing faster than the battery tech is, shit sucks when the battery is flat in a couple of hours. You can't play an rpg or something, when you're on the clock.

>>714794973
People who own a streamdeck don't leave the house with it, they just sit on the chair with it.

>>714793067
I imagine there's a niche of people who have to travel a lot but still want to play PC games.

>>714792857 (OP)
Below 30 FPS at 720p xDDD I literally couldn't imagine being this fucking poor

>>714793067
>>714803568
>>714805597
>>714808474
>>714809497
Pictured is the Oblivion remastered resolution and framerate on the Switch 2

>>714809871
Lmao

>>714792857 (OP)
imagine playing this ue5 remake slop and getting 2 hour battery life at sub 30fps when you could be playing the original and getting 10 hours at 60fps

>>714793313
>>714809871
nigga idgaf about the switch just buy a pc handhelds are retarded

>>714810425
Why not a pc and handheld

>>714810425
Steam Deck made PCs obsolete for anything but office work

I am content with my purchase

>>714793313
>post says to get a pc
>immediately brings up nintendo
Mindbroken

>>714804724
I've had the original mid tier LCD model and the most expensive OLED model. The etched screen literally doesn't matter. It just makes the reflections slightly diffused. Just get the mid tier OLED model and if you need more internal storage than 512gb, upgrade the SSD yourself.

>>714810840
>The etched screen literally doesn't matter. It just makes the reflections slightly diffused.

I really don't like seeing my face reflection though. Also glossy LCD vs etched OLED isn't a great comparison since the LCD backlight offsets some of the reflection even on blacks

>>714810687
They definitely didn't. I love my deck, but if I had to use a fucking 7" screen at all times for everything, especially new games I've never played before, it would be miserable. Deck is for comfymaxing in bed. PC is for literally everything else.

>>714811215
>Deck is for comfymaxing in bed. PC is for literally everything else
So, work?

>>714793313
BTFO

>>714792857 (OP)
This is a 2nd thread I've seen from you. You seem awfully obsessed with Switch 2.

>>714811178
It's not like you can't see your reflection at all with the etched glass. You still can. I'm telling you it's not worth it unless you really think you're going to be spending most of your time playing it in conditions where you have no control over the ambient lighting, like if you're outside all the time. The etched glass is just a small bonus. If you want the most expensive model, get it because you're too lazy or tech illiterate to upgrade the storage.

>>714792857 (OP)
You shouldn't be buying a Deck or a Switch 2 to play modern, demanding multiplats. You buy a Switch 2 for bing bing wahoo, you buy a Deck for PC gaming on the go with an emphasis on older games or 2d shit. Switch 2 will probably beat the Deck on demanding multiplats but that's like being king of retard mountain.

>>714792857 (OP)
>>714793313
>>714811550
>>714810425
>>714809871
You flopped and got rapegaped, pedosnoyric

>>714792857 (OP)
I feel sorry for the fat slobs that got manipulated into buying the switch 2, the mental illness is apparent

>>714812267
Pedosnoyric, you got dilationraped

>>714812310
t. 38 year old diaper wearing adult disney fangòy nintòddler
more text to get through the spam filter

>>714808695
I'll probably play some Project Wingman's Conquest mode.

>>714810786
Well Anon? Better get your homework done.

>>714812603
Pedosnoyric, you got dilationgaped.

>>714804724
I'd only get an oled deck if you must have an oled. Otherwise, you can find other handhelds on sale that are more powerful and cheaper. You could also wait until sept/Oct to see if the z1e handhelds drop when the z2es come out.

>>714792857 (OP)
Holy input lag! I understand you cant command a horse to turn on a dime but this is ridiculous.

>>714792857 (OP)
>UE5 is garbage
Show us Switch 2 gameplay :)

>>714809385
I have to imagine a traveling businessman makes enough money to afford an 'eck, or you know, a fucking laptop.

>>714799325
PSP was unironically better than the DS that gen
>console games on the go (MGS, GTA, Kingdom Hearts, etc.)
>full on multimedia device pre smartphones with internet and porn
>easy to hack so you had a huge library of its base games plus NES, MAME, GBA, PS1 and homebrew

I used to take my PSP to school as a MP3 player and then watched Cowboy Bebop and played GBA games

>>714792857 (OP)
need it to play legally distinct bloodborne 2

>>714813613
>rent free
Kek

>>714810786
do niggas really goon in bed with their portables

>>714812938
>>714812087
>>714812310
Paper mario the thousand year door

I just want perfect PS3 emulation to play Witch and Hundred Knight without needing to buy a modded PS4.

>>714816575
I accept your tr@nnycession, pedosnoyric

>>714792857 (OP)
Any underpowered mobile gaming device?
I think I'll pass.

>>714816686
grannyfession denied glowie.

>>714816821
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric

battery life > performance
just get a laptop
If I can't sit on my ass gayming for 5 hours continuously I don't want it

>>714817261
parroting is an admission of defeat.

>>714817845
I accept your tr@nnycession, pedosnoyric

>>714817720
laptops have worse battery life though. eck' was literally made for low TDP gaymin

>>714818135
your rambling is like a drug keep doing it.

I don't know if I want to finish my KH2 crit playthrough, start MH3U G rank or finally do the DS1 DLC that I've been putting off for 2 years. Having too many games downloaded on my Deck has been a double edged sword

How is PS2 and Gamecube emulation on the Retroid Pocket 5?

>>714819387

I accept your tr@nnycession, eric

>>714820354
Bad because aethersx2 was abandoned a long time ago. For PS2 emulation you want x86 devices.

>>714820526
doopliss the purple ghost from creepy steeple.

>>714796000
>>714796089
>>714796192
>>714796287
>>714812310
>>714812938
>>714816686
>>714817261
>>714818135
>>714820526
reported for spam :P

Love this lil cocksucker

>>714803784
Unlikely. Troons overwhelmingly prefer PC and PC-esque platforms.

>>714820972
>>714820938
I accept your tr@nnycession, eric

>>714821365
>he's been at it for 4 hours
:skull:
lil unc needs to go play games on his one game ahh shitch

>>714821838
>>714821817
>>714821746
Sametrannying won't save you, pedoric the pedotranny

>>714822070
this you?

>>714822154
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric

>>714798512
My God Nintendo troons...

>>714821746
>>714821838
>brag about piracy
>get C&D or sued
>act surprised and play victim

>>714822317
This you?

>>714792857 (OP)
If you're playing Elder Scrolls you've already lost.

>>714822735
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric

>someone posts proof of how terribly games run on the deck
>deck trannies start spamming nintendo images to change the topic
interesting

>>714798512
None of these faggots pass at all. Friendly reminder to not let porn take over your life.

>>714822317
>>714822070
>>714821365
>>714822962
lord crump uses a robot number 1 for Boggly Woods, and robot 2 for X-Naut Fortress

>>714823109
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric

I think we can all agree that OP is a subhuman pedophile and he should get permanently range banned.

>>714823246
said robot is magnus von grapple, their arms are made by papercraft.

Steam is for trannies
Switch is for real women

>>714823365
You got dilation raped, Eric.

>he's been at it for 5 hours
kek

>>714823664
Five notable outlanders who have at one time been to the boogly woods are Madame Flurrie

>>714821115
Is that Blue Revolver game fun?

too big and expensive

Do I just use DeckyRecorder instead of SteamRecording until Valve fixes its shit?

>>714828498
>>714824194
>>714823874
Pedosneric, you got dilated and violated.

>>714792857 (OP)
How's it run on switch 2