Gsmerfuel thread?

>>714794108 (OP)
Why does this pajeet have white skin?
Is he an albino?

>>714794315
>Why does this pajeet have white skin?
Is he an albino?

>>714794108 (OP)
Why do the british have such terrible food

>>714795036
it's scranny

>>714794108 (OP)
Yeah, it's bland nutrient powder, but it's really useful as an alternative to fast food and in times when I'm broke.

Sub Zeros Kenyer

>>714794108 (OP)
Extra peas ‘n gravy, innit?

>>714795272
maybe buying over expensive powder is why you're getting broke in the first place ? just eat eggs and milk for proteins if you're poor, even protein powder or caseine, but "full meal" powder are over expensive bullshit

>Why do the british have such terrible food?
Is he a pajeet?

>>714795272
those weight gainer packages are everything but cheap

>>714794432
how do you fuck up a greentext

>>714795296
it's like the worst opiate possible, well done

>>714795272
I seriously doubt it's cheaper than eggs, processed mystery meats, and ramens

>>714795036
bong food truly look like vomit and feces, but it's actually tasty

>>714794108 (OP)
i got my wisdom tooth extracted like 8 hours ago and im still bleeding. the blood clot in my mouth is so big it cover almost the whole side of a teeth row. is this normal? maybe im just sounding like a pussy

>>714795036
2 busy dominating the world to worry if the food looks appetizing

one of these before each gaming session

>>714795385
>maybe buying over expensive powder is why you're getting broke in the first place ?
No.
One thing that's important to note is that this stuff lasts a long time, at least a year. Which means that it can be stocked for a while whereas milk and eggs goes bad withing a week of not touching. The Huel I have is part of a stockpile I made while I was making good money, and now that I'm not, it's still there to use.

Beans, rice, can foods are also good long lasting foods to stock up on when times are good.

>>714795545
got mine out a week ago. had some hefty bleeding at first but it quickly went away after a day. brush your teeth often and use mouthwash

>>714795545
They were supposed to plug the hole with some cotton. They didn't do that? Its not supposed to just be bleeding and filling your mouth with drying blood.

>>714795672
just buy the eggs you need and not more holy shit they last forever, even longer if you cook them dry and store in fridge

>>714795272
I get these every month and am about to double or maybe even triple my order. I also get 12 factor meals delivered a week so I was planning on halving that. The chocolate and banana are really good. They also aren't that expensive its like 2 dollars per serving. I pay 11.50 or so per one of the factor meals.

>>714794108 (OP)
This looks like you would have diarrhea later

For me, it's my 'booch

>>714795545
nigga go to a dentist/doctor wtf? That is not normal.

>>714794315
he's worse than a pajeet
he's bri'ish

>>714795036
It's dey culcha

>>714795623
alright well they've since relinquished control of the world to the US and China and their own country to Pakistan and their food still looks like shit, so I'd like a better explanation

>>714795709
they told me to not brush my teeth or use mouthwash for today
>>714795742
they did, they told me to hold it for an hour. but after 30 minutes i was fed up because i was gagging with that big ass piece of paper in my mouth and threw it away. now i cant really put another one without messing up the blood clot

>>714795545
>Fell for the wisdom tooth extraction scam
Bro they gave you mouth infection for life
It's so they can keep operating on you forever or feel miserable
Dentists are scary for a reason

>>714795742
>They were supposed to plug the hole with some cotton.
the cotton ball should only be used for half an hour. normally they stitch the wound shut

>>714795813
>cracks can
>pours into glass
instantly ruined all cozy

>>714794108 (OP)

>>714795545
Did they do both sides? Honestly it'll take a week or two. Godspeed bro. Just do the salty water shit etc and don't exert your mouth.

>>714795992
>they did, they told me to hold it for an hour. but
"they did but I didn't listen and now shit's worse"
congrats anon, welcome to something I like to call "the consequences of your actions" enjoy the stay

>>714795036
They are a experimental slave race jews created, but only perfected their eating habits to total slave slop.

>>714795492
yep

>>714795992
yeah not today but you get the idea unless you want an infection. my dentist told me using a clean towel for the blood is fine.

>>714795813
>has a $1.500 chair
>sits on the edge like a retard because she doesn't know how to adjust it
"comfy"

>>714795756
It's probably not that big of a difference. You can eat your dried eggs though

>>714795813
Seconds into the video I thought, "All this just to play Stardew Valley?"
I laughed my ass off when it showed her doing just that seconds later.

>>714795623
>2 busy dominating the world
your capital is literally conquered by muslims who rape your children every day. you're pathetic, dude.

>>714796142
£3.60 for a pint? I moved away years ago but that seems absurd.

>>714795930
Sausage water is broth which is just meat tea

>>714794108 (OP)
pig slop

>>714795914
Now they’re focusing their conqueror’s spirit into becoming as red and obese as possible

>>714794108 (OP)
french onion sunchips

>>714796142
maybe unlimtied pakis and indians is an improvement

>>714795930

>>714795992
My mom got some teeth pulled last week and had the same big clot. Doctor said it was "normal" and to not pop it.

>>714796328
You will never be britsh, mohammed

>>714795813
>expensive chair she isn't sitting in comfortably
>disgusting drink not drank from the can
>overheating PC x1000 case case
>hunched over her keyboard
>iphone
>ugly mouse and keyboard
every single part of this was uncomfy

>>714794108 (OP)

>>714795813
disgusting

>>714795652
ever had davis visit you?

>>714796161
no i just got one wisdom tooth extracted because it was hurting like hell. i couldnt chew any solid food on the left side of my mouth in case it hit the nerve or something (idk how decayed teeth work) so i had to get it extracted one way or another
>>714796172
that shit was getting into my throat and i was gagging. it was already uncomfortable enought with the sedatives and inflammation and all. and i thought the bleed stopped already
>>714796462
ok thanks for telling me. i dont spit it or swallow it while im asleep tonight

>>714796465
>kombuch'
>disgusting drink
typical faggot, I bet your gut biome is nasty

>>714796257
>>714796465
>anons see someone sitting in a chair with good posture for the first time

>>714796628
Feels like it needs dip on the side.

>>714794108 (OP)
I actually think a lot of english food would be pretty good if you weird cocksuckers didn't enjoy making everything so fucking soupy. Peas aren't very good to begin with, but making them mushy is not a step in the right direction. Beans on toast sounds fine but your beans are always so runny. All that gravy is going to make the pot pie extremely soggy. Just a wet nation.

>>714796464
>Am*rican education
Why on Earth would a muslim ever concern himself with the price of an alcoholic beverage?

>>714795036
All our food is beige due to the emphasis on baking and roasting, but it's fucking delicious if done properly.

>>714796574
see I talked about taste and you talked about fucking gut microbiomes
this is everything I need to know about you
I bet you shovel down kale and liver and think about how fucking cool you are from the seat of your recumbent bike on your way to your standing desk.
You don't know anything about comfort, nigger

>>714796486
can niggers really not taste tomato sauce?

>>714795220
Thats clearly vomit

>>714795545
>i got my wisdom tooth extracted
Congrats you will never be able to develope a stronge jaw

>>714796486
I can very clearly tell at a glance that food is seasoned. Maybe not seasoned immaculately, but if he can't taste it, then he's retarded

>>714796768
>knowing about Muslims practices is considered having an "education" in Bongland
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>714794315
that's just what brits are

>>714796830
you fuck kids

>>714796628
>a big box of fried slop
>nothing to dip it in
This is why brits are subhuman, not because they make the blandest food on the fucking planet, but because they also don't even dip it in anything
For fuck's sake get your fucking shit together, bongoloids.

>>714796628
this looks AI generated
none of those things have shapes
this person should die

>>714796830
>complains about kale and liver
Lol you little sissy

>>714796936
White people pasta seasoning is a handful of salt and nothing else

>>714795545
The clot should not spread that much.

Did you use aspirin or smoked/vaped?
That messes with your healing proces.

Don't pull on the clot rug, separate the stuff with your tounge and spit it out. Don't mouthwash and don't drink anything but water today.

Cool your cheek periodically from the outside, don't get food stuck in the clot

>>714794108 (OP)
My chips n salsa have fueled literal decades of gaming sessions. Can't be beat. As an adult the best addition to the roster has been a totinos party pizza after 3-5 hours of drinking and gaming with my friend on Thursday nights. It hits.

>>714796459
Needs a bit of Hendo's on it. Otherwise, looks good so long as it's hot.

>>714794108 (OP)
fookin lush mate

>>714796849
They don't taste anything that isn't garlic powder and paprika mix

>>714796849
>anon hasn't been around black
let me explain SOUL to you anon. And not SOVL vidya shit, I mean cooking with SOUL.
It's Lowry's seasoned salt. If you make food for a black >person, put about two to three times as much Lowry's as you think you should. That's all it is.

>>714796760
just need good gravy

>>714794108 (OP)
what does that taste like

>>714796830
A healthy gut biome is max comfy bro. No acid reflux, no cramps, no heartburn, no nausea, no bloat

>>714797118
>garlic powder
and remember, actual garlic and onions don't count, has to be garlic powder and onion powder

>>714796628
BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY
BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY

>>714796628
Is that what pizza looks like in Europe?

>>714796486
I love how much seethe this tiktok has generated over the years

>>714797223
salty coins and milk

>>714796760
>>714797205
made for biscuits and cheez-its