Thread 714798617

Nintendo fanboys are really something else, how could somenone be excited for this game?

let people enjoy things lil bro

>>714798710
no

>>714799218
Get ready for Mini-Pauline to sweep the nation!

>>714798617 (OP)
>first DK game in 11 years, first 3D DK in 26 years
>made by Tokyo EPD who regularly have games scoring in the high 90s
>destructable environments add a new layer of depth to the gameplay mechanics
>dynamic between DK and Pauline is cute
>looks like mario odyssey with DK
>movement looks fluid and high skill players will be able to easily take advantage of it
>music is incredible, amazing remixes od classic songs and new compositions alike
There's a lot of reasons to be excited for DK Bananza. Looks like game of the year and the best game Nintendos put out since Mario Odyssey. When are you killing yourself OP?

>>714798617 (OP)
>Get to destroy (most) everything
>Bosses that are more then just "jump on head 3-7 times"
>Music score feeling like a mix between absolutely incredible remixes of favorite tracks from across the franchise history, to amazing new stuff
>New villains that actually feel cool and could conceivably be a threat.
>Looks to be a cross between DK64 and DKC, while giving us the beautiful movement from Mario Odyssey, while learning their lesson on just why Odyssey's over abundance of moons made it super boring
Seems pretty good so far and everyone that has played it says it feels great to move around and smash shit.

>>714798617 (OP)
Cope, XSnoy, Nintendo and Valve won, you retards lost, bigly

>>714798617 (OP)
Xbots and snoys WISH they had an ip that could get manchildren this excited.

>>714798617 (OP)
You're marketing this game

>>714798617 (OP)
Hey OP, you need to leave this board.
Now.
Get out.
Do not return.

>>714799732
>DK64 was 26 years ago

>>714798617 (OP)
I'm excited alright

>>714798617 (OP)
The most technologically innovative game the industry has seen in decades. If you're not excited it's time to give up on playing video games.

>>714800535
I have that pic but animated

>anti-sony threads get deleted right away
>anti-nintendo threads are allowed to stay up
lmao, of course the jannies are snoytrannies

>>714798617 (OP)
Given how long nintendo exist, there are several crops of nintendo fanboys, and your tiny disdain is nothing if compared to the immense hate many of em feel for being left off.
I bet there are several "CIA recruitables" among em.

>>714798617 (OP)
>how could somenone be excited for this game?

Made by Nintendo in-house core Mario Team. Let's look at some other games they have made:

Super Mario Galaxy - 97
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - 97
Super Mario 3D Land - 90
Super Mario 3D World - 93
Super Mario Odyssey - 97

Everyone who has played DKB says it's amazing.

>wh-wh-why would anyone be hyped about this??

Imagine being excited for a game, what's that like, right snoysisters?

Ninpedo's huffing maximum copium right now.

>>714798617 (OP)
my 5 y.o son is HYPED for this game. hes counting down the days to get it. hes excited to go to the game store and pick it up. im gonna take a few hours off of work so he can get it early that day.

>>714804431
keep dancing, macaco.

eric is upset because he got absolutely BTFO in his last DK thread.
>>714773024

>>714804514
He needs to leave the board.
Tell him to leave.

>>714804495
Based parent anon. you better play Co-op with him.

>>714804495
Nice to hear that actual children are excited to play it too and not just adults. I remember getting DK64 as a kid from KB Toys and how expansive the world felt when playing it.

>>714804647
I wonder if he knows something about Donkey Kong Bananza that we don't.
He doesn't like Astro Bot anymore.

>>714804897
>He doesn't like Astro Bot anymore.
kek. that's funny as fuck.
maybe sony is porting the game to the switch.

>>714804686
You should leave and take the other trannies with you

>>714805378
No.
Have a Pauline.

>>714798617 (OP)
Metacritic day's going to be brutal.

>>714798617 (OP)
I don’t understand why Sony niggers are so miserable making threads about Nintendo all day. Maybe because they have no games to play?

>>714805629
I actually am interested in playing Astro Bot, so I would enjoy being able to switch between playing Astro Bot, Odyssey, and Bananza on my Switch 2.

>>714805765
First week sales are going to be fun since Japan seems to be going crazy for the game.

>>714798617 (OP)
If you hate fanboys surely youre not someone that hates the redesign? Thats the only thing ive heard people complain about, what about this looks bad to you? (Or just admit this is bait)

>>714806112
My hypothesis is that OP hates Donkey Kong Bananza, not because of Donkey Kong's redesign, but because of Mini-Pauline.

>>714798617 (OP)
Because Mario Kart World failed as a game and also to justify its $80 price tag. This looks like actual fun and quality while being confirmed from the SMO team, so it'll be a great platformer.

>>714799732
Name me one good 3D DK game.

>>714800029
Very little of the game looks like it’s DKC. The 2D segments are insultingly small

>>714806594
DK Bananza

>>714798617 (OP)
and you're oh so great for lording over people how not excited you are? you're really something else too.

>>714806594
Jungle beat

10 days before an absolute thermobanananuclear meltdown of the board

>>714798617 (OP)
It looks fun, and it's something that the industry forgot to be.
And I blame pic related

>>714804134
>Made by the sonic unleashed devs

>>714798617 (OP)
Game looks good. You should start something else about them like how they're all schizophrenics obsessed with "eric" and Sony fans.

>>714806390
>Because Mario Kart World failed as a game
youtubers and compfags are a MINUSCULE and very loud minority.

>gameplay first
>fun
>not trying to be something it’s not because as we all know video games as a concept are for children

yet another obsessed and seething vegan thread

>>714806801
But the board loves it, you troon.

>>714806594
Donkey Kong 64

>>714807324
He said a GOOD 3D DK game

>>714806801
Make that about 7-8 days.
The cutscenes will be uploaded to YouTube before the street date.

>>714806801
>meltdown of the board
Amazing what three guys with a VPN can do, eh?

>>714798617 (OP)
the only reason i'm not excited is that it makes us wait longer for a new 3d mario

>>714804495
Same with my daughters and son. Nintendos games are great to play with your kids. We're playing LM3 right now.

>>714798617 (OP)
I just think it should have been released by now. Why have people wait an extra week?

But yes, I'm looking forward to it. But I'm looking forward to Monolithsoft's next game the most.

>>714808120
Dk64 is a good game

>>714808775
The hell do you mean "an extra week?" The release date hasn't changed.

>>714806801
>Game goes above 90 MC and gets Odyssey levels of praise
>Game ends up around 80 MC, complaints of repeetition
either way, it'll be funny

>FUCK BANANZA AND FUCK NINTENDO

>RARE DK WAS BETTER

>>714809147
Game should have released closer like near the beginning of July. Why the fuck do we need to wait until the middle of July? The 17th?

Should have released on the 5th like Mario Kart World.

>FUCK THE SWITCH 2 AND FUCK BANANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>RARE IS MY LIFE

>FUCK THE SWITCH 2 AND FUCK NINTENDO!

>BUY A STEAM DECK INSTEAD!

>>714809848
A big american holiday just happened last week? The american audience that will be buying a Donkey Kong more than any other region?

>>714809848
it´s their plan, anon.
i doubt you know better than a 120+ yo company.

>>714803885
Lucky, at least your ban had a reason and showed the post
last time I posted a meme making fun of sony I got a completely blank 3 day ban

>>714809767
>>714809862
Seeing the snoy try to praise Rare designs is hilarious because Rare is the ones who benched DK and Diddy to blight the world with this fuck

>>714806390
Good fuck metafags

>>714810046
>>714810003
My hype was at its peak after the Direct. Now im nearly bored of seeing the same clips of the game day after day since its reveal.

Nobody should have to wait another month after a great Direct. I dont care about it as much anymore.

>>714808640
>>714804495

Wow based parents. lots of love and respect from me

>>714810370
It's funny because I've never seen snoys or raresnoys praise old DK before it was changed. They just want another reason to seethe at Nintendo.

>>714810391
>Now im nearly bored of seeing the same clips of the game day after day since its reveal

that's why you should go blind when you like a game, anon.

>>714810370
Face facts: Nintendo doesn't even know what makes DK great seeing as Rare invented Diddy Kong...

>>714810517
Nooope!
Get out.
Please leave the board now.

Eric's new thing is to try to pit different fan bases against each other.

>>714810726
We need to tell him to leave.

>>714810726
>new
snoys have been trying this for years now
the most blatant example was them trying to stage a rivalry between BOTW and Elden Ring because ER was on PC day one and sold best there

>>714810726
>new
take a look at the xenoblade, monster hunter and fire emblem threads.

>>714810892
No.
There is only one snoy.
Only one person has been doing this.

>>714798617 (OP)
They are manchildren. No point in trying to talk to them.

>>714810968
Why did you reply to yourself?

>Nintendo fanbo-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>r-really s-somethi-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>h-how could s-someon-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>714811094
Based WarioPoster.

>Ninped-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>h-huffin maxi-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>c-c-c-c-c-c-c-copium right no-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>714809848
Because you need to set a date months in advance to coordinate shipping cartridges to retailers and shit.

You're doing the Lord's work, Warioposter.
God bless you, my son.

>>714798617 (OP)
donkey konk gud

>>714798617 (OP)
I know Snoys aren't accustomed to having games coming out, but you shouldn't project onto others

>>714798617 (OP)
banana

>>714803885
jannies and mods have a clear bias >>714809959

>>714811738
>post deleted
Yup a very clear bias

Can't wait for this game to release so this faggot >>714811998 can get btfo

>>714812115
I will leave if I my theory gets debunked.
You will never hear about my theory again.

>>714804134
DKB would be the first one to deserve such a score, but it isn't bing bing wahoo nonsense so it'll score 89

>>714812290
I doubt that. You'll likely pivot to claiming that it was cut content.

>>714812290
You said that last time you faggot.

>>714798617 (OP)
If this is just Mario odyssey but with a donkey Kong coat of paint I will be disappointed, but they’re known for evolving the gameplay between extremely similar titles like Galaxy 1 & 2, 3D world & Fury, 64 & Sunshine, so I have hope this won’t just be odyssey again.

>>714812115
We won and got hugged. We've chosen our glorious new beginning.

>>714812473
Why would I do that?
If it were cut content, and not in the game, then my theory would be debunked.

>>714812519
That's him, right?

>>714812621
why does yet another good nintendo game trigger you so much?

>>714812785
I'm not triggered by it.
I'm waiting for the cutscenes.

>>714811998
We won and got hugged? is that supposed to be the end-credits 100% completion reward screen, like the postcard in Sunshine?

>>714812976
It's an inversion of our boy's catchphrase.

>>714810567
Rare entirely reinvented DK because before them it was just a shitty arcade game Miyamoto came up with sitting outside a brothel while all his colleagues were inside getting drunk and laid.

>>714813137
You will not insult Shigeru Miyamoto.

I'm excited for Famitsu scores and sales numbers. Guaranteed meltdown.

Pauline is still pauline, she is gonna return to her adult form in the final battle to give DK the ultimate bananza (as dirty as that might sound) to defeat the final boss.

>This is not a prequel
>She is not Pauline Jr.
>And if in some weird ass scenario she ends up being Mario's daughter (which it wont happen), Pauline is not gonna be the mother.

Get it, asshats?

>>714813423
It's fine with me.

>>714813423
Getting VoidCo to capture Pauline and grt DK wrapped up in the whole situation will get Mario into the fray, the only way K.Rool can possibly defeat the Kongs and get the Crystal Coconut

>>714810370
I wonder why they did this when the reason why they made Diddy in the first place was because they hated DK Jr.'s babified design.

I'm hyped for because I realized it's actually the closest thing we're ever going to get to a new Hulk Ultimate Destruction

>>714813819
>the good hulk games are forgotten because avengers slop is all companies think people want
>its spiritual successor Prototype was murdered by retards who didn't understand what they had made

>>714798617 (OP)
>how could they be excited about the GOTY?
Obviously the haters are the ones that are something else.

>>714813819
what a great game

>>714814550
it's the only game I have ever 100%

>>714813762
This year is the 40th anniversary of the mario franchise, i really doubt the odyssey team was also working on a proper mario 40th anniversary 3d game alongside Bananza and relegating the task to the wonder team (which IS good, but still team B), would be retarded.

So yeah, theres no way Mario is not gonna appear at some point in the bananza story, still is not gonna be related to pauline, tho. At most he just got the news that she was captured by voidco and will try to rescue her in the background, not knowing about what happened to her or why she is with DK.

>>714814951
He will. It's an odyssey prequel after all.

>>714815052
NTA but I guess that would potentiqlly explain why everything in New Donk City is named after stuff from the DKC games

>>714814951
I'm tired of anniversaryfags
>Dude, you have to celebrate x franchise every 5 years!
Why?

>>714815225
Yep. And why this younger pauline has the exact same interests and looks too

>>714813964
Do you mean Prototype 2 or something else?

Post the image

>>714815434
Odyssey would have two direct prequels then; Bananza and Toad's Treasure Trackers Switch Edition.

>>714815228
because it's the only thing they have to look forwards to in their miserable lives

>>714817283
Good, I hope they release a new Captain Toad.

>>714817737
Captain Toad's Banandium Blitz

>anti-sony thread deleted immediately
>anti-nintendo thread still up 4 hours later
jannies are snoytrannies

He blundered again.
>>714817457