I'm ready to settle down now

>>714806320 (OP)
and she does

Jack's the hottest

>>714806320 (OP)
she looks like a nortubel character

>>714806320 (OP)
She isn't thoughever, she isn't looking for a relationship and Shepard is the one who has to insist
why does /vpol/ project their hatred of roasties onto fictional characters so much

>>714806320 (OP)
The fact that this game wants me to believe that she'd ever step foot on a Cerberus vessel after exploring that horrific childhood story is just bad writing. ME2 is such a melodramatic disaster.

>>714806632
those werent cerberus were they?

>women believe this will mate enough to be alive in the future

>>714806320 (OP)
The human chick options are so shit. If you didn’t pick Liara or Tali, it’s over for you
>>714806464
Hello, you retard. If ME3 is canon in your head and you didn’t fuck up in ME2, she settles down and becomes a teacher

>>714806845
Jack wasn't looking for a relationship back in ME2, if Shepard decides to romance her and it works out then all the better for her, but it's not what she was looking for

>>714806320 (OP)
ME2 was such a pile of shit and to this day there are retards claiming it's somehow better than ME1.

>>714806978
report to the normandy as soon as possible

we'll bang, okay?

>>714806684
They were, TIM just pretends they "went rogue" to dodge accountability.

>>714806320 (OP)
the noverian spy or emily wong would have been nice
why the FUCK did chocobo get forced in instead

>>714806426
Not with hair, she isn't.

>>714807150
her ponytail is cute too, both are fine.

Can Jack be hypnotized?

>>714807000
Hold on Anon are you telling me SSV Daddy Issues isn't the best RPG ever made like IGN told me?

>>714806632
>come with us the station is going down
>no
>*dies*
I've come to discern that anybody who uses the term "bad writing" is generally a retard.

>>714806320 (OP)
like 1 or 2 really good tattoos would be acceptable but this looks like pure garbage

>>714807541
it looks very artful but it makes HER look like pure garbage

>>714807476
Obviously. But why doesn't she leave after getting rescued? Why does she agree to go on a suicide mission? It makes no sense.
See also: Thane and Samara who have zero reason to join the team.

>>714807703
Are you stupid?

>>714807703
Because she wants to go to the facility where she was raised
>and why doesn't she leave after that
Because you gain her loyalty and she wants to help
>but what about Thane and Samara aka the good guys who literally say they're going to help you because it's the right thing to do
>and in the former's case because he's literally dying so he wants to go out with a bang doing one last good deed
>and in the latter's case because she literally owes you because you helped her find her daughter
At least Jack is selfish enough to actually think about bailing out, but why the fuck do you even bring up the other two

>>714808359
Nice try buddy but they come on the suicide mission even without gaining their loyalty.
>why the fuck do you even bring up the other two
Because they have zero motivation to join a SUICIDE mission? Thane can just go talk to his fucking son and Samara is bound to a centuries old code. Neither should give a fuck about Shepard's mission.

>>714808498
>Jack has to step foot on a Cerberus ship otherwise it will explode and she'll die
>She demands to be taken to a Cerberus facility to find information and then blow it up to prevent it from ever operating again
>Upon arrival, finds it defunct and doesn't know what to do with her life anymore
>Sticks around purely for John Shepard
>Thane was an assassin
>Has regrets and wants to make the world a better place by putting his skills to "good" use
>Shepard asks him to join
>Thane spills his spaghetti about his inevitable end and agrees for one last altruistic mission which he believes will clean his soul to be granted into the afterlife
>Saving his son doesn't sway him, he's still committed
>Samara is a strong independent woman who is tasked with Justice
>She isn't allowed into the scene to find information so Shepard does it for her
>Shepard propositions her with his BHC
>Her Code compels her to take an action against the Collectors for being a bunch of bitches
>Agrees on the basis she receives information regarding her daughters whereabouts which is paramount

>>714806426
I hate that hair

>>714809324
>John Shepard
His name is Adolf Shepard.

>>714806320 (OP)
What game is she from

>>714809798
Saint's Row 2

I love Jack so much it's unreal

>>714810023
Should've been a squadmate. ME3 is so gay.

>>714810167
Don't summon ME3tranny to this thread.

>>714808498
You're mentally ill, the fact that you know about these games and just ignore the overarching theme that the reapers will wipe out all life if they're not stopped, just stop posting

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET FIXED AND PREGNANT

>>714806320 (OP)
lol

I've only romanced Tali and Miranda I will now do a Jack run.

The once and future waifu. 18 years and still going strong. Undefeated.

>>714810987
Get pregnant? Lol that ain't happening

>>714806320 (OP)
I can save her

>>714806632
It was either trust Shepard, who says hes not Cerberus, or die in an exploding space station

>>714807703
Because, once again, Shepard is not Cerberus
She also asked for as much data Shepard could provide on Cerberus, which he did immediately
By estabilishing some level of trust, he ensures her cooperation

>>714808498
Are you stupid?
Thane is literally dying and trying to redeem his soul
Samara is going precisely BECAUSE of her code compelling her to help
The only one that doesnt make sense to be in the team is Kasumi since after getting the lockbox she has no reason stay around for a suicide mission

>>714818459
kasumis just horny