Thread 714817425

I just want to explore dungeons and kill shit. Why does this game take 20 fucking years to actually get started?

Why are you playing the Wii version? That's just a port created in the last year of development

>>714817425 (OP)
It hasn't been 20 years yet since it's release

>Wind Waker is the Phantom Menace of the Zelda series
That's harsh

Ordon Village awakens the aryan spirit

So you can be more immersed in the world obviously

>>714818458
If that's true then TP is Attack of the Clones. Really not any better nor worse in it's own way.

Anyways, I personally love both games.

>>714817425 (OP)
opposite of frontloading
its a good thing, if you're capable of being patient.

>>714817425 (OP)
>everyone complained about WW being a casual baby game
>made TP *dark and mature* for real gamers
>its even more of a casual baby game but now there are millions of shitty cutscenes and fake gameplay sequences

>>714817425 (OP)
yeah hate when games do that

the tutorial village is a dungeon

Wind Waker is better than Twilight Princess and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>714817425 (OP)
Once it gets started it’s the peak of the series low key

*blocks your path*

>>714821010
I just wish it wasn’t a thing

>>714821010
the game would be better if every dog section was removed, no one gets to complain about the WW triforce section when the bug sniffing exists in TP

>>714821010
The "fix" they did on the HD version was so fucking lame, most of the insects they removed were right next to another so it barely changed anything

I bought the Wii version of TP at launch, it was the first Zelda I owned and the first console I bought with my own money. I never finished it and it plays out in my head like a fever dream. I remember the pacing was really weird.

I don't feel comfortable with how excited Beth is whenever I do anything

>>714821249
I’m surprised there’s no modded version of it with that shit taken out

>>714821496
It’s a great game you should finish it!

>>714822381
I'd probably enjoy it more now since I've played a few Zeldas since including OoT which TP tries so hard to be like. I have TPHD but never played it, but I heard they at least unmirrored the world (should have left the Wii version as a Master Quest type mode).

>>714821496
Damn, I played it like 14 hours straight when I got it at launch. It's a good enough game, even great at times.

>>714822663
TPHD is a genuine 10/10 game outside the wolf shit which isn’t even that bad in that version. I’m gonna hook up the old Wii U tonight actually because of this thread.

>>714821249
midna with dog is hot doe

TP is the only OoT beyond mainline release that I don't like

>>714823075
At least skyward felt different. TP feels like a huge direct downgrade from Ocarina

>>714817425 (OP)
This is why I don't like TP. Only TOTK has such an annoying prologue to rival TP. At least SS has groose, TOTK and TP has zero intresting characters in their prologues

>>714822927
The wolf segments aren't even that bad, even outside of the HD version. I think a lot of people just saw other people complaining about them and changed their opinions to fit in.

>>714823339
yeah it’s just a minor 20 minute annoyance really if that

>>714817425 (OP)
Twilight Princess is a slow burn game... which is why a lot of people hate it, they want instant gratification.

Which is better, the gamecube or wii version?

>>714823339
Prerelease info made the wolf stuff sound a lot more varied and exciting than it turned out to be. You're not forced to use it a TON, but when you do have to? It's just not engaging and you're going through it just so you can be a human again.

>>714823720
Gamecube. Wii is mirrored, nobody who owned that version played the game. There's also an annoying fairy cursor.

I can't wait for Nintendo to add GC TP to NSO and then quietly pretend Wii U releases did not exist

>>714817425 (OP)
there is no exploration in twilight princess, you're just going on a railroad aonuma has laid for you

>>714823532
came here to post this

>>714824348
I would say there is a greater incentive to explore because of the combat skills... but Nintendo realized that people would get stumped if they had to go out of their way to learn new movies, so they made them optional.

>>714817425 (OP)
>Why does this game take 20 fucking years to actually get started?
Symptom of the new management.

>>714817425 (OP)
I haven't played HD. I never minded all the bug collecting or whatever. Only the last one was super long and there are only three of them in total. Did they really reduce that but not the shitty ass intro to the game?

Are wii u emulators good? I want to play the HD version on my pc

>>714824348
>twilight princess bad because... too linear!
>botw bad because... too open!
DATS WHY I MAKE WII SPORTS AT REAST KIDS AND MOMS WIRR ARWAYS RIKE IT!!

>2013 was a good year to be a Spikevegeta fan
lol

>>714824749
Only a faggot deals in absolutes.

>5 hr tutorial
>bug hunting
>wolf sections
>Terrible pacing
>Ganondorf was behind it all!
>Just as easy as Wind Waker
>Dull ugly version of OoT
>Terrible Anime story
>Useless items
>Dungeons are glorified set pieces
>Overworld is somehow worse than the N64 games.
TP was ass.

>>714824734
Yeah Cemu works great. Wii U was architecturally similar to the cube and the Wii after all

Like zelda. But hate all zelda games. Recommend me a game that does zelda better than zelda. RIGHT NOW. I demand it.
Most interesting recc wins thigh high pics or something.

>>714824891
Ew.

>>714824854
>>5 hr tutorial
How bad are you guys at this game

GYATT DAMN

>>714825012
You are replying to a bot.
How are you this DUMB, you FUCKING goblin

>>714825069
>So anyway here's this imp with huge ass femdomming you while you play as a good puppy
I want this Nintendo back

>>714824880
Nice

>>714824891
Alundra

>>714824891
Darksiders 2

>>714825207
Three Dee

>>714825240
kek just played that one. have some criticisms of it...like the fact that 90% of shit you do is unironic blatant filler waste of time before you even get to the big dungeons (and even then, the big dungeons often arent worth it). and dont even get me started on how broken the combat is

>>714825169
Seriously though, why is her ass and tummy so big?

>>714825386
Conservation of mass

>>714817425 (OP)
Zelda games suck, dude

>>714825069
>1748x705
oh shit nigga what are you doing

>>714825386
She would look weird with a big head on a skinny body

>>714825360
I liked it, I played it 4 times

>>714817425 (OP)
I'm playing it now for the first time, having played all the other 3D Zeldas. I fucking hate the auto-rotating camera and the controls are often dogshit due to it. So far it's second worst only ahead of SS.

TP randomizer is amazing btw

>>714825875
Skyward is a very good game. The only problem is the bad character design.
The worst 3d zeldas by far are botw and totk

>>714825979
Skyward is complete shit it’s the only Zelda game I returned to GameStop

>>714825386
Zant wanted to use her as a fuckdoll.
Only problem is that she stumbled onto THE Hero of Hyrule, ruining her for all other men.
Zant would go on to die a virgin.

>>714818053
>1 year left until the first person manages to beat it
I'm pretty excited.

>>714825258
zoom harder

>>714825979
For me, Skyward Sword is tied with TOTK in "so bad I dropped the game" tier.
I don't really like BOTW that much but it was still good enough to finish. I even played through it twice. That gives me the authority to say BOTW is better than Wind Waker, too, but that's a little unfair considering WW is not a finished game.

>>714825885
TP is amazing btw

>>714823339
Wolf is the best transformation

In my memory wind waker has a shitton of content, am I remembering right? It's been like 15 years since I've played it. I recently played TP and there was almost 0 side areas or side things to do.

>>714825557
What do you mean

>>714826852
It gives the appearance of having a shit ton, but this is not the case. Many of the islands are just item locked and very brief. They almost act as 'shrines', in retrospect. If I were to replay, I'd likely save the majority of my exploration until all dungeon items are in your inventory... which won't take very long.

>>714826852
TP has some secret things to find if you’re clever enough. Wind Waker’s islands are a great source of exploration even if they fall flat and aren’t as fleshed out as they should have been.

its literally 2 hours until you get to the 1st dungeon. isnt braap of the wild like 2 hours until you get out of the tutorial?
just play the game you zoomoid

>>714827130
TP's tutorial is its worst part.
BOTW's tutorial is its best part.

I think an underrated aspect of TP is how it molds Link into a capable young man of a character. You’re strong because you’ve been herding brawny oxen who can get unruly. You’re a farm boy and can handle yourself enough, but then you’re given practical devices to improve your efficacy in the world and become stronger.

>>714827130
BOTW's tutorial is you doing the same shit you do throughout the entire game (and you have a lot of freedom in how to tackle it)
TP's spends time teaching you the ever important goat herding and hawk mechanics

>>714827498
And you got boots cos you slapped the sweaty, shirtless mayor's fat tits to Termina and back.

>>714827259
Maybe Zelda should go back to having its games be backloaded rather than frontloaded.

>>714827660
So fucking based

>>714827498
It's also why it's generally the coolest Link in the entire series. The guy is just built retard tough because he grew up throwing around ox and doing plenty of physical work.

>>714828854
Exactly none other have the same build up

>>714825207
Wish I could get into this one

>>714817425 (OP)
>I just want to explore dungeons and kill shit
I wanted to swing the wiimotes and slash shit like a retard so bad.

Hyrule Warriors (only Wii U version) at least gave me a better taste of it, but no dungeons.


WHY THE FUCK wasn't there just an action rpg to do this? Something like Gauntlet or something hack and slashy?

>>714829779
Mazan: Flash of the Blade

>>714817425 (OP)
lol youd kill yourself on the spot if you ever played a jrpg, zoomzoom
getting filtered by tp's 30 minutes of goat hearding... ayayay

>>714830992
well that’s part of the fun of JRPGs to be fair

>>714825646
KFC is trash

>>714829779
What does the Wii U version have that the Switch one doesn't?

>>714832402
Wiimote compatibility. I think Gamepad had some map functionality too

>>714832815
Oh shit nice

the manga is better

>>714834082
The manga has to actually make its characters interesting, something a Zelda game never has to do. Thankfully Midna is an exception, and they were smart to put all of the focus on her over the Zelda of her game.

Sex with Ashei

>>714836045
Those soulless eyes... emotionless missionary sex... hrrrnngh

>>714836045
no sorry

>>714819878
Skyward Sword is Revenge of the Sith

>>714817425 (OP)
the first part is the worst. It does take forever to get out of

>>714838672
but the rest of the game is so worth it

>>714839097
CUTE

Haven’t played TP since it came out.
Should i dig my Wii U out and mod it to play HD? Doesn’t it have exclusive dungeons?
Or is the GC version better?

>>714840916
HD version is basically the best version yeah other than having Wii U Stamps as some chest collectibles instead of rupees.

>>714836550
such a dangerously based post, my knees moved on their own!

>>714836045
>>714836550
yes

>>714837525
faggot

>>714826852
>In my memory wind waker has a shitton of content, am I remembering right?
fuck no, you couldn't be more wrong

>>714821516
>I don't feel comfortable
that's called your dick, anon

>>714826852
besides maybe the pictobox shit I don't remember, I got 100% completion in the swiftsail remake in 20 hours.

>>714843337
What

>>714843670
that's called your dick, anon

>>714843748
My dick has nothing to do with Beth acting weird

>>714843814
>I don't feel comfortable

>>714836045
Build for BLC

>>714822927
The texture work in the hd version is worse, repeating textures are way more obvious and they often don't blend together as well as the original like dirt roads for instance

The Dark Souls of Zelda

>>714817425 (OP)
Wind Waker and Twilight definitely take the longest of any Zelda to actually get to the part where you can just play the fucking game (Skyward Sword just never reaches that point period). I know it's cool to hate on BotW+TotK here but they at least let you loose to play stuff extremely quickly. Twilight doesn't really stop bothering you until the third dungeon. Wind Wakers even worse in that you aren't allowed of the rails until the games HALFWAY OVER at the Tower of the Gods.

>>714839097
I'm there right now :)

I love how ancient and desolate this Hyrule feels, everything outside of the castle and town looks abandoned and in disarray, everything just feels so old and like a far cry from this kingdom created and chosen by the gods.

The bridges are in terrible condition, there's ruins in random places, you straight up can't enter Gerudo desert, the original Kakariko has been abandoned for who knows how long and the newer Kakariko is hardly any better, the only place that still has some beauty to it is Zora's domain and Lake Hylia which basically belongs to the Zoras.

>>714817425 (OP)
Because Aonuma is a hack.

>>714820985
Yeah once you hit the Arbiter's Grounds it just gets better and better. Till then it has cool set pieces but is shit to play.

>>714844426
I just met this character in Castle Town and thought she was cute