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How is "Mega Man Maker" a game/speedrun that anybody cares about?
Is it just "Oh hey, this runner was on Colbert 10 years ago, we should let him run something"?
My run is coming up soon with me luck xixsters.
This is going to be really bad.
i have no idea what's happeningis he spedrunning levels he made himself?
>25k left
>countdown during run
Ruined. It's gonna be a Z run just due to the host's annoyance
Shouldn't they speedrun actual video games that people play instead of this dogshit
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
>another chokefest
did everyone get worse all of a sudden? I've never seen so much choking as I have the last couple of days
the announcer sounds like a gay robot
>>714821025Not speedrunning, showcasing badly.
>>714820998>All the old pokemon community figures are gone>except fucking eddaket
This isn't even fucking Kaizo
Any runs that can compete with ESA yet? Or is it the same trannyfest as usual?
>>714821113a 45 fuckin minute showcase at that.
>put a little secret here
Why? You're the only faggot who will ever play these levels
when did they make a mega man maker game?
>>714821032It's gonna be a Z run because it's not even a real game
How am I supposed to feel invested in this shit?
First for transition any%!
>>714819860SteamWorld Dig 2
>>714821205its a romhack made years ago
>>714821175No S runs yet.
>>714820998normal pokemon runs are fucking terrible, this is just organizer circlejerking and not even in a funny way
>>714821205i just explained on stream for you
>>714821205When fans realized Capcom is too busy making shit game games and would never do it, so they made it themselves.
choke
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>>714821243Not a bad choice, mostly a direct upgrade from the first game.
>>714821269>you should come back to itI guarantee the entire audience here either hasn't touched a video game since 2002 or played fortnite as their first one
250 DOLLARS!!!!
HEY MITCH
I JUST TRANSITIONED TO 26 000 DOLLARS!
Mitch has been washed for like two years so this is no surprise
What's up with the dude spamming DBZ porn?
Someone piss off him off or something?
>>714821438Didn't he get some Mario 3 record recently and it lasted less than a day? KWAB
It's okay if he doesn't finish his own levels he created guys, don't worry.
>>714821470Let it go man, enjoy the music.
i'm curious about whats the retirement plan for the common speedrunner?
Is this going to be a trainwreck?
>>714821465No complaints desu senpai
Where the fuck does GDQ keep its VODs? I wanna watch the Rollercoaster Tycoon run.
>>714821482Lmaooooo
They OBVIOUSLY steal donation money to transition
mitch is so washed up, this is fucking painful. at least guys like grandpoobear had the decency to stop pretending a few years ago
>>714821482WATCH THE ADS YOU SCUM
>>714821542Is it not on the twitch channel itself? Just gamesdonequick/videos and then look for the latest broadcasts
Chat is so slow nowdays, i remember it going crazy fast back in the day
>>714821506The only good thing at gdq in years
>>714821542https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1lss34q/sgdq_vod_thread_2025/
>>714821542youtube. takes them a while to upload though.
>>714821562until you made this post I'd forgotten they're different people
>playing your own hack at GDQ
Nice showcase, brother.
Maybe you should SHOW yourself the DOOR.
>>714821562idk how you can say he's washed up when he's still got the WR in Mario 3
Was Castlevania any good?
I completely blanked on the tim and missed it.
>>714821587I mean aside from half of it probably being viewbots: you don't want chat to get out of control, do you? That would mean chaos!
>>714821641They used to have the creator on the couch and have someone else be running it. What a waste of a time slot.
>Open stream
>$5 donation train begging
>Close stream
That odyssey really broke them huh
>>714821562>>714821634same lmao, i was about to reply the same thing. it's the stupid hats, i think.
>>714821587Everyone's banned or filtered
>Yells HOLD ON
>Starts yapping after interrupting the donation message
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This whole concept of watching someone beat maps he himself made is so painfully uninteresting.
>>714821562Stop pretending a few what?
this guy is kind of a suck man ngl
>>714821758it is. its beat sabers with cumcupfruitfuck tier
>>714821710chaos is what I want
>>714821606Cant find ANY links to rolleecoster tycoon FU
>>714821587I've been banned for 9 years.
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>>714821514Yeah Mitch broke the 50 minute barrier in Any% No Warp with a 49:51, then 3 days later Kuto1k got a 49:50
Some people think Kuto had the 49:50 recorded but wanted to let Mitch get the "first to sub-50"
This might be my last GDQ
>>714821321The Eternal Clown
>>714821710>>714821587I think one of my fondest memories with chat was like 10 years ago when they did that TAS showcase that put the chat directly into Pokemon red. I think it was sgdq 2014 or 2015.
>>714821587yep
this webm is from back in the day before gdq switched to sub mode
I remember Oughta. Something about that style just doesn't appeal to me.
plum gun
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get off the stage
Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver? Because this man is choking.
>only half way to DK
They definitely overestimated how much interest there was in that one.
>>714821860kek did u post the clown emoji when a trannie showed up?
>>714821870I keep saying that and then some funny shit happens in the thread so I keep coming back.
>>714820925REmake, RE2/RE2make, RE4/Re4make. Any horror that has unlockables behind runtime. Also have had a top spot in *a* Mercenaries level with Wesker, briefly.
The guy on the couch constantly patting Mitch on the back while he keeps choking is sad
He's falling apart. He's going to lose it.
choking on your own fuckin hack is a special kind of retardation.
dawg you can't game over on your own levels
>>714821934Anonymous will come through with a million banana donation
>make your own "kaizo" levels
>run them at GDQ
>choke anyways
HE'S CHOKIN' HOW?
EVERYBODY'S JOKIN' NOW
WHY DOES
THE ANNOUNCER
KEEP TALKING
LIKE
THIIIIIIS
This fucking guy can't stop choking
Announcer sounds weirdly ai
>>714821861>Some people think Kuto had the 49:50 recorded but wanted to let Mitch get the "first to sub-50"definitely not a rumor started by kuto because he was salty that he missed getting the first sub 50 by a single day
Remember when they paused the marathon for like 30min to beg for donations to meet the incentive for the bonus run? Will we ever get such kino again?
I'm watching the ESA flash game gauntlet instead.
>>714822072theatre kid trying to be dramatic as always
>>714821672>he's still got the WR in Mario 3He has 100% WR
Kuto1k has the any%, no warp whistle, and no wrong warp records
Kuto doesn't even have a time in 100%, so he hasn't actually tried
>>714822126maybe on saturday
>>714822126We already have. Twice.
>>714822072As the modern kids say, he's zesty. Zesty means "talks like a faggot".
>one of if not the easiest boss in MM9
>NO DAMAGE THO?!!?!?
man, how much longer until we get robot partners?
i want a roll gf
>>714822072they only accept hosts that have had a lobotomy
>>714822126You forgetting about DOOM already?
Did he have a second, easier boss room ready just incase he choked on the first one?
mmmgh
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Anyone got the latest chart?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON VIDEO??!!!!
>>714821994pops me every time
>>714822131Charity good...unless it's not through us, then FUCK OFF
>>714821328yea and it's been a while since i've played the first one so i don't mind it being basically the same game
>>714820926 (OP)Donkey Kong Jungle Beat is unironically the best DK game
holy fuck this dono cancer is annoying
>28,600 out of 50,000 for "bonus game"
They're going to hold the stream hostage again, aren't they?
>>714822243Second row, between the two black shirts
>>714822131>>714822308it's the permanent ban that gets me, lmao
>>714822198I thought this was one of those morbidly obese blobs from my 600lb life from the thumbnail
>>714822203It's kinda played out yeah
ah so mitch is still alive
*appears to crush the host into pulp then plays a beat on the skulls of the audience*
w-will tomorrow be good?...
>>714822361Of course.
The "bonus" games are already fitted into the schedule.
>>714822395>I thought this was one of those morbidly obese blobs from my 600lb life from the thumbnail
>can't 100% your own hack
come on mate
>>714821884>>714821710>>714821721Is it still Uyama being the no fun allowed guy?
>>714822361It's totally tech issues man
everything feels so forced and artificial and fake and gay
WHERE
IS ROLLERCOSTER TYCOOON
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Its barely day 2 and theyre already this heavy handed on the donation incentive horseshit
>>714822453Since they don't disclose financials, can't they just say "Oh look, an anonymous donator just gave us $10k, thank you" and keep to their bullshit?
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i slept for 6 hours
what did I miss?
is every run before a """bonus""" game just cursed to be shit because they just shill it every minute?
>>714822528it aired 9 hours ago
>>714822135What do you think of it?
The stalling after this run is going to be insane
>>714822543they were trending downward with last event's performance
which means they need to make up for it with this event and dono beg harder because line and paycheck must go up
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>>714822198so stinky and gross
>Dare I say Mitch, this level is SHHHH-
>>714822575we did a gangbang w/ ur mum
>>714822446It's improved a bit compared to yesterday.
>>714822203It overstayed its welcome very quickly.
Sucks that there are no sexy characters in Mega Man.
I swear, I promise I was almost interested in this run. I like Mega Man, I like a good showcasing of skill, Mitch is fine. It had everything that I thought was worth watching.
Why the fuck did it have to be before a bonus game?
>>714822528already done my dude, and rated poorly
>>714822613viewer count is in a death spiral and has been for some time. they're just lying about donos at this point.
https://gdq DOT alligatr DOT co DOT uk/comp/gdq
>nonstop choking
>nonstop donation incentive screeching
>BONGOS
>>714822517I think he 'retired'
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>>714822726archive the link you moron
This is the worst part I always forget about with GDQ. When there's more talking about another game's donation incentive than commentary for the current game.
>>714822761do you really wanna hear "trans rights" shouted for an hour?
LET'S GO SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
Stop trying to make people chant!
LET'S GO TWITCH CH-
I MEAN, LET'S GO BONGOS!
>>714822528RCT is 22:53:22 in the most recent vod on Twitch
>watch Mitch choke
>on his own levels
>that you see for the first time ever and can't relate to
>Bongos stretch goal is met by $10000 donation by Yeti, as always
>>714822807HE GOT A WORLD RECORD AND THEY DONT UPLOAD IT??
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
damn they're already doing the telethon shit on day 2
>>714821029what the fuck is this
>we do all 4 levels fast
Yeah, sure buddy.
>>714822889The fuck is a vod
>>714822946I wonder how ben franklin is doing these days
>>714822897then I'm not clicking it
>>714822946Are literally any of these troons still around?
Has /our gal/ nonbinary code donated thousands yet? Too afraid to post the picture as it's gross
>>714823054then don't, it's a well known real-time GDQ comparison graph that's been posted for years. i was just helping newfags out.
OH MY GOD HOLYSHIT LMAOO
DID YOU SEE THAT TRANNY???
>listen this music soulsbros!
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP SO WE CAN HEAR IT
>>714822912He's the only entrant in that category. It's a fake WR and the run was literally someone yelling TRANS RIGHTS once every three seconds on average. You're going to think I'm exaggerating until you actually watch it.
>>714822913>be an actual woman>still have weird pronounsI don't understand the logic
>>714822916They were stalling active runs on day 1 this time, it's completely over
>>714823118you're going to have to be more specific
this host is the fucking worst i never thought id see the day someone is worse than mr game and please shut the fuck up
>>714822946Everytime I see this I think the same thing. The person on the left really just needs to shave and get a wig. The hair is gone, just cut your loses and move on.
>>714823056not anymore i think
>>714822605it's pretty good, I'm glad I'm watching the vod so I can skip ahead when this troonerous nigga started playing a homestuck game
>>714822243Why isn't anyone helping this man? He's clearly choking!
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>>714823058>oh my GOD SHUT UPBONGO
BONGO
BONGO
BONGO
>>714823056Long way down...
At this point, I want to hear the condescending disappointment in the announcer's voice if they don't make it.
They'll make it, they always do, but I still want to hear it.
>>714822946look at all those gorgeous broads!
FURRY TITTY POSTER KEEP GOING. ONLY GOOD POSTER
>>714823224Have they ever not made it in any previous events?
>>714823007Voice Over Discord.
It's how trannies communicate.
>>714822946I remember when this picture was posted with the caption of Flat Earth society members meeting up and people were all making fun of them.. until they found out they were just brave speedrun women.
The backpedaling was insane.
Why the fuck are they putting up a donation goal for something that nobody fucking wants? They're just finding cheap ways to fleece secondaries.
I have to mute, I can't with this fucking host christ
>>714823258incentives? yeah plenty of times
>mitch finally starts talking
>host: AND JUST TO -
>mitch doesn't have a chance to celebrate clearing a hard part
>host still talking as mitch is trying to say stuff, talking over him
>>714823191Are there any recorded instances of a pongo attack where they weren't directly provoked by a human?
Why can't they take a hint and accept that people don't want to watch a Donkey Kong Jungle Beat run?
>>714822517Mike stepped down after AGDQ '23 but helped run SGDQ '23 because coolmatty got medically fucked up somehow. But GDQ is run by coolmatty now. Mike is gone.
Question, has there ever been failed incentives where they couldn't get enough donations?
feels like im watching a dsp stream what the fuck
>>714823191>>714823207>what the fuck are they talking about>unmute streamBONGO
BONGO
BONGO
BONGO
>>714823258Once or twice, but I've always been asleep for those since I'm a europoor.
What is it like for them to miss? Tell me.
>>714823321It's extremely rare, not really "plenty of times". Never missed a bonus game either
>>714823382Yeah, it happened a few times per event. Always at the beginning too.
>Ohh, this water stage is hard
SPEAKING OF WATER, WATER YOU WAITING FOR? WE NEED 20,000 MORE DONATED!
>Check out the music to this stage, it's good
SPEAKING OF GOOD, IT'S GOOD FOR US TO GET THIS DONATION GOAL!
>>714823413I can't fucking read this shit!
guys maybe we should donate so they reach the incentive faster and stop interrupting this impressive run
>>714823258Incentives get missed, but a bonus game will always get met no matter what.
Another run ruined by donation reading
>>714823131TRANS RIGHRS TRANS RIGHTS
TRANSITION DONE QUICK
>>714823413They just stop mentioning it at all as if it never happened and they never tried to get it met.
>>714823258Its rare because they are literally stalling until its met. Indefinitely if they care.
>>714823421over the course of every gdq it's happened several times. i would consider that "plenty" given how badly they pad and bullshit donos. i am reasonably certain at least one or two bonus games were missed but i can't remember specifics, in fairness.
>>714823382Extremely rare, but sometimes current-run incentives aren't met, but usually it's a literally who game ran at 1 AM or something. Every single incentive for a future game will always be met because they'll just delay the setup time until it's met.
>>714823449>Man, I->OH MAN, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE REACH THIS INCENTIVE AND SEE THE BONGOS! SAY IT WITH ME CHAT!
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>>714822517>>714822731>>714823376I believe Mike is still the owner though.
So while he "stepped down" he still makes good money off of this
At least the host yelling about donations isn't shitting up a good run. This is a positive.
long sleeve guy is kinda hot....
>>714823626The runner is by far the hottest though
Holy shit this is tedious.
>>714823609well i wasn't hating but im sorry other people were
>>714823352doubt it, you really need to piss them off
>>714823572During one of coolmatty's Reddit arguments with someone after AGDQ 2024, he said the company was being officially transferred over to him. After it was is when all the Hotfix shows got cancelled.
GOTTA GO FASSST
GOTTA TROON FASSST
Did Mitch just set a new world record??
>>714823706fuck up that room charlie
>>714823547I guess I was talking more of the last couple of events. They still miss some but it's never a big one or a bonus game, they usually already have those secured with yetee and fan gamer donos. I'd be interested in seeing if there was a bonus game they ever missed in all honesty
>>714823745F this was actually a decent run, but the constant shouting of the host ruined it beyoned repair
>cuts immediately to a segment
Nice stalling
>>714823745B
Terrible, terrible host though.
>still 10k behind
Estimate of how long will they stall?
For me it's 20 minutes until they meet the incentive
based Mitch killing the bonus game by going fast
Does anyone still have the old meme with the trannies as speedrun categories
> 100%
> any%
> wrong warp
> etc.
>>714823745C, for Choke. Let's just move on.
>>714823745D. I'll be generous.
>>714823745D for DONATE TO SEE DONKEY KONG JUNGLE BEAT INCENTIVE MET!!!!
>>714823745B.
Skill is undeniable, but shit was boring to watch.
>dumbass host tries to cut in right when the run is about to end
retarded
>>714823742B, host lowered the grade
>>714823745D
LET'S GO BONGOS!
>>714821465Jannies have been handing out three day bans for absolutely anything. They're just as bad as the GDQ twitch moderators. If you complain you also get banned. If you post pictures of the wrong GDQ staff girl you get banned. If you post sfw art of a character currently on screen and it has a hint of physique you get banned. I guess that anon figures he might as well give them some real work to do.
Ok, 7:40
$39,464.20
Let's see how long they draw it out
How's that host mute extension coming along?
>>714823745D
I really liked the run, Mitch is cool, but I can't fucking recommend ever sitting through that shit to anybody. Especially without the thread.
>>714823745D
is the best i can do
>>714823745D
It was good but the host begging lowered a few letters.
>>714823745>guy ran his own shit. host wouldnt stop screamingNo thanks. ZZZ
>>714823745D. Levels were cool but there was too much choking and the donation begging was insufferable
>>714823534Wow, toxic as fuck
>>714823745C. While some parts were impressive, I don't see why he couldn't have tried to push for a kaizo run instead of a showcase. And of course, the reader ruined it
>>714823745D, not my thing. Also bongos and choke
>>714823745I didn’t watch it so I won’t rate it
>>714823745D
Interesting mechanics and execution, but screaming host and "maker" drops it hard
>>714823745>Went to take a quick bathroom break when he started level 1>Come back>Run is overF
>donate pop up every 10 seconds
oh yeah baby, we stallin
>less than 10k
Here comes an anonymous donation
>>714823745Running your own levels is not impressive. F
>>714823745C
Mitch is fun to watch and the levels were pretty fun, but the donation begging loses a rank.
>>714823745C-. Constantly yelling for bongos donation goal, asking everyone to listen to the music then yelling over it, playing some bullshit custom maps that he himself made; I'd say C- is generous.
I don't know if you guys know, but there's a donation incentive going on for Donkey Kong jungle beat.
>>714823382Yeah, there's a few per event. Category upgrades and the like.
Never a bonus game as far as I can remember.
>>714824019Gotta up that fiber, cause your shit's thicker than the GDQ crew
>literally 0 cute girls so far
it's so fucking over. gdq has fallen
>>714824026>casually single handedly destroyed ESA as everyone knew it>leaveswhat a based lass
AHHHHHHH IM GONMA GOOO FAAAAST
>>714823534Apart from the one time they brought back that pokemon incentive, where they acted like it wasn't the same one and had zero'd out the 95% completed total.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLgscIO685g
>>714824121Bongo runner is a girl btw desu
>>714824079There is? Damn. I sure hope they reach it in time!
>>7148241213DPD is real anon
>>714824157can't hate the player, just the game.
>>714824178holy kek you have to respect the hustle
>>714824224sounds like a very reasonable number
Whatever happened to that actually good policy GDQ implemented years ago where they told the donation readers to ask the runners before they can read a donation? Is it just thrown out when there's an incentive going or what?
It was a big improvement over AGDQ 2013 when they'd fucking mute the runner commentary because they were behind on donations and they had to read them all. And also that time Mike Uyama yelled at runners for talking during his donation readings.
Why are we going backwards now? Absolute runner control is always the best policy.
>>714824121Yeah where are all the CUTE grirls
>Ark is the 4th best selling game of all time
HOW
>>714824026What happened to this fun little slampig?
Does anyone know where to look into US articles of incorporation and shit?
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>>714824278Worst thing is it worked, they got almost double out of one incentive by doing that.
>>714824327bottom right is cute
>>714824330Ark is ridiculously popular. Like it's legitimately insane how popular it is.
>>714824157Women am I right
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STALL WARNING STALL WARNING
So if the Bongo Beats incentive is so important, why aren't they shouting donation cries and messages over this game show segment? Is it not okay when it's done to them?
>>714824327isn't this image 10 years old now? where does the time go bros
>>714824416is this like some third world or chinese thing because I hear nobody ever talking about it
>>714824346touched and sniffed and supposedly staff did nothing when reported. Thats about all i kno
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>>714824189>Bongo runner is a girl btw desuHere's a capture from one of her streams last month
Tickets for the GDQ Hype Train please!! Show me
>>714824445>10 years oldkek they are all dead?
>>714824330Bull fucking shit, I don't believe it for a second.
>>714824427IT'S AN ENTERTAINMENT PIECE
are we really looking at fucking GRAPHS to stall for time now?
what's next? fucking spreadsheets?
>>714824516i think they're all just married to each other now
>>714824427>Warning after it startedAnon you're like half an hour late on this warning. We're already neck deep in stall.
>>714824515Why would I need to show a ticket if I'm not on the train? Retarded slopposter.
>2013 was a good year to be Spike Vegeta
Checks out.
>>714824569Yes we gonna see spreadshewts of genders
>>714824569THIS IS LITERALLY JUST /V/ SALES THREADS NOW
>>714824516>kek they are all dead?Statistics would suggest...
>>714824569DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS
>>714824569I now believe the anon who said there are /v/ anons on staff
>>714824501what happened to abom?
>>714824385Whom by?
>>714824485The man the myth the legend struck again?
>>714824569/pol/ seems to enjoy them.
>>714824569Steam charts are next. Maybe they'll even get to gacha total sales numbers if they need to stall more.
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>>714823745I'm doin' him a D
this is literally a DSP tier business meeting holy fuck
>>714824689malebros, what the fuck is going on here?
>>714824183you're welcome retard-anon
https://youtu.be/zvVa3W8XiP4?t=13
>>714824689>GamerNice vague term being used there
>>714824569>>714824614>>714824641There's a live MH milds tier list making segment later in the event. Just fyi
>>714824602U need to show ticket to get on the train u know? What are u? Retarded or poor? Never been on a train or what ?!
Now show it or get left behind..
>leave the stream
>gameshow segment
>come to the the stream
>gameshow segment
I miss Spyro.
Number of slurs said at each GDQ event?
Where's the fucking $5000 from Yeti?
>>714824157Planks and Edenal were (still are really) the ones fucking it up, they basically torched all of the experienced teams that year because they wouldn't just shut up and implement Edenal's stupid ideas about AI schedules or themed events that worked like that Super Fucking Metroid e-thot run.
It's much easier for some anons to focus on her though, especially if they do the whole angry /v/irgin thing.
>>714824773DSP is more entertaining
>>714824710lol this clip is so funny knowing ppl still havent seen the full one
>>714824689>that decline after 2014if gamergate had been allowed to continue here we would have dropped below 2006 numbers
we could have saved gaming
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What is the title of this chart?
>>714824689What the hell happened in 2012 and 2014!?
Didn't expect them to actually admit they're just stalling and will continue to do so until the game is met.
>>714824787>PULL UP PULL UP>RETARD RETARDI'M TRYING MY BEST TO LAND IT, OKAY?
>>714824807>Show ticket to get on the train>Clearly not at train station>Conductor is clearly handing you a ticketJust pick up a pencil, faggot.
>Fun fact, if you don't donate, we'll just stare at the screen
So these are not "bonus games" just "checkpoints" of minimum donations that you have to meet before they continue the event
I can't believe they just admitted that live on the stream
>>714824803I will rape tranime posters
>>714824857What happens in the full one?
The real pain is knowing they haven't set up the next game yet because they don't know which'll be happening :)
>>714824773DSP NEEDS to be a host next time. With a $2,000,000 WWE champions incentive.
>>714824809this just happened to me. Got off work, saw game show event. Went to grocery store instead, came back, watched some videos, and this shit is still going on
OIG3 (1)
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Where is the chair sniffer??
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the fuck is this?
>>714824964it would be based if people just didn't donate when they did this shit
>>714820926 (OP)>missed the only run i was actually interested in (OoE)>it turned out to be shit anywaysgood to know i didn't miss much at least. where's chartanon?
>>714824893god this is so embarrassing
>>714824979he's one of the event organizers now
>>7148249022012: animal crossing
>>714824979He died after sniffing that chair. His purpose in life was completed.
>>714824893everyones life support as i kill them and resurrect them
>>714824957he actually grabs a water bottle with his left hand and immediately leaves. Wasnt even sniffin it
the white shirt guy looks like he's being held hostage, he doesn't want to be there
>>714825007They get so many donations that they can just read any past ones they haven't read yet to pass the time
>>714825007>Greetings from Germany>basedWhat's wrong with you?
>>714824932Real mask off moment right there.
>>714824931Can't comprehend the fact the picture showing him GETTING the ticket from passenger. Lmao
Come on dude
Everything goes directly to the charity
except Twitch subs...
You know where all the donations could be read? Over the crowd camera between games, instead of this shit, and rather than over the top of the runners commentating their games.
If getting people to donate for the bonus game is so important that reading the donations takes priority over even the games being played, then do them in priority over this dumb attempt at a gameshow.
>>714825093he wants to be an actor or some shit but the only gig he can get in front of a crowd is speedrun marathon presenter
>>714825092yeah, that's called a cover, anon
>>714825120If they ALWAYS make the bonus games, then the mask was never on!
>tranny runner
>this stupid cunt as commentator
Will it be cringekino or just cringe?
>A GAY PLAYED WITH TWO BUTTONS
>>714825092So how did it smell, anon?
We're going to make it!!!
stop shouting fucking retard cunt
>>714825195>why are they screamingAutistic liberals think that being loud makes you right, and that repetition means you win the argument
Stop screaming. It's rude!
>tune back in
>host screaming for a donation incentive
Is this year even worse than usual?
>>714824852only when he's crashing out, otherwise the GDQ stream is DSP on steroids with all of its hallmarks
>tune in
>she/they screeching about bongos
>literally stalling for a bonus thing to be met instead of skipping which goes against the nature of a BONUS
why is this so fucking blatant now? is the mask off now or something?
>>714825179Its a charity. How do you guys complain about them announcing donations during games when thats literally what gets the soys to donate
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I listen to annoying women all day at work...
have they met a single incentive without stalling?
OMG EVERYONE! THEY DID ITTTTT!!!!!
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>>714825049Thought those guys are the organizers ..
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And now some fucking ads
Thank Christ WSOP stream is starting soon
>stall for bonus game
>finally receive enough
>games not set up during this stall period
>cut to ads
>>714825253like dingleberries and fish
>Went to take a quick bathroom break when the stalling started just as Mega Man Maker ended
>Come back
>They miraculously got the donation incentive
Damn
Wait, isn't The New Colossus the one where a cutscene just has a woman get her tits out? How does that get by GDQ?
Why can't adblockers stop Twitch ads?
>>714825261you're as bad as those retards that bring up maga out of nowhere
>>714825296Nah, it's about the same. They've been stalling like this for years.
are there videos about the downfall of gdq yet? was it always like this the past year or two?
aaaaand that was 20min of stalling
>Ban anyone entertaining
>Ban actual good runners
>The ones you didn't ban hate you and don't wanna go
>Forced to fill schedule with pointless garbage and skits nobody cares about
>Most runs are chokefests
>The ones that aren't are ruined by the dono reader or TRANS RIGHT shit.
What an absolute shitshow.
STOP YELLING MY EARS FUCK, I'M PUTTING MY VOLUME AS LOW AS POSSIBLE AND IT DOESN'T HELP FUCKKKKKKK
Imagine if a wrecking ball just came crashing into the audience.
Did that dude just lie and say that all donations go to MSF? Because we know that's not true.
>>714825310are they office ladies at least?
>>714825307the fact that they stalled for a crapped gdq staff run incentive last night tells me all I need to know
they're probably going to stall every single night this event
some anon needs to go to GDQ and get as close as possible to Kungfu, sniff her, and tell us all what she smells like
>>714822275cute ojou-sama
Did they met the incentive for Dk?
I want to see Link's Awakening DX.
>>714825387They can, I don't get any ads.
>>714825392It has been unwatchable trash since at least 2018.
>>714825380cutscene skip%
>>714825380Probably skips that scene or uses streamer mode settings etc, idk. Or they black out the screen like during "man in a silk dress" in typing of the dead
>all that stalling and they still don't have the fucking run ready
what the fuck man
What pisses me off is GDQ runs when I'm at work so I can actually watch it. I completely missed ESA because it was 4th of July weekend.
>>714825309Ask first. Find actual downtime in the run to announce them. Don't just talk over the people commentating the run, the thing people are there to watch.
If announcing them is so important, why not announce them over the stupid chart bullshit show they were doing?
>>714825387Why are you using Chrome?
>>714825442they all go to MSD (My Safety Deposit-Box)
Persona has some great music sometimes
>>714825442supposedly the way it works is 100% of donations goes to the charity organization, and then the charity organization gives back a set amount of money to cover expenses. So "legally" its 100%
>>714825502dont bother, its some retard thats been acting that way since this shit started.
>>714825307i assure you they're still masked
>>714825492They probably didn't start setting it up so they can trick the in person crowd at least.
this gdq has been so awful I'm rewatching the ESA runs I missed instead. currently on katamari.
>>714825492Shout outs to the tech crew
>>714825390I don't know if it's the difference after ESA but it feels like every run the host is screaming for a dono incentive while the crowd is yelling and the runners are constantly giggling like they're drugged up, combined with a "trans rights!" about every 5 minutes.
>>714825540nta, im using firefox with ad block and i still get ads on twitch... only twitch for some reason.
>>714825387You need specialized ones for twitch since they are injected directly into the stream and twitch constantly updates it to break them
not gonna spoonfeed past that retard
What was the viewer peak for SGDQ this year so far?
>>714825649it's because of how the ads are delivered, either use TTV LOL PRO or grab a usescript adblocker like VAFT.
>>714825590come to think of it, is this the first event that they've finally dropped mask requirements? I didn't watch the most recent AGDQ
I thought that was Arlo for a second
>>714825649Amazon throw a fucking lot of money at fighting adblocking stuff, and having it based on location.
>>714825649You have to watch it with mpv. I don't remember how it works, like if it uses yt-dlp or whatever.
the last run was over 20 minutes ago
haha
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can we start rating the hosts?
this one goes right into the ZZZ tier
>>714825387im a rich fag that has given into their constant breaking of ad blockers and got twitch turbo. Constantly trying to find a new solution every few months is such a pain in the ass
>>714825653man, i remember when 4chan was cool. none of this gatekeepin nonsense.
>>714825697you a real one, anon.
>>714825649get the userscript for ublock origin, base ublock can't do it anymore
>>714825649Twitch ad solutions github, download userscript. You won't see them again, you need tamper or violentmonkey for it, but you probably use either of them already (4chan x etc)
lmao of course it's a tranny
>Unmute stream
>Host is actually just fucking screaming
>>714825781doesn't that just give you a purple screen with a countdown instead?
>>714821542>Start up run>Runner doesn't explain any of what he's doing so you're just watching him click random shit with no context>Makes a troon coasterAnd I'm out. Fuck this, I'm gonna watch some ESA stuff I missed.
oh god its that gen z nigga
OMG LIMEY IS BACK. LIMEYCHADS RISE UP
Finally, a good DK game. It's the only DK game I played
Also
>she/her despite looking like a dude
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>the quake buck is back
Donation incentives too high, or just no one donating this year, not helped by insufferable hosts?
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>She/Her
TRA-NNY!
TRA-NNY!
TRA-NNY!
*uproarious applause*
Dude sounds completely different from the interview he did a few hours ago, what happened?
lmao I can't wait for the crowd to fuck this up
>>714825392Making a video about how the marathon has went to shit wouldn't work at the moment because while quality has went down, the current excuse is "It's a charity event first before anything else!"
Nothing you'd argue would stick because of that and you'd just be inviting ire from those who watch and specific groups of people
If you want to argue its downfall, you need a happening at the event first, which you can then segue into the change and decline of the event itself over the years
>>714825941I guess to be a "woman" you just grow your hair out. Don't even need to take estrogen anymore.
>she/her
Yeah... how about No
>Run forces the audience to be quiet
LMAO they'll never run this again
They stalled for an hour for THIS?
>claiming to be she/her despite looking and speaking like a 1700's nobleman
>>714825815>is retarded>WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN BECAUSE I CANT USE TECHNOLOGY LIKE A ZOOM ZOOMgoogle is not gatekeeping you fucking faggot
not a single woman on camera or comms, grim.
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be nice!
>>714825998this nigga zesty
I don't know the rest of the pasta
>>714825387It's funny, I was getting the ad pauses (no ads but still the pauses) via Streamlink during ESA but GDQ runs smooth like butter.
I guess it is regional.
>>714825913Idk man. I was watching it for the last few hours. Only got the breaks when they cut for "commercial." Maybe I'm lucky. A lot of these evil super corps A/B test people so they become schizo as hell. I remember at one company doing evil A|B shit to customers.
Laurie
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laziest tranny ever.
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MALE
PATTERN
BALDNESS
>>714826014ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5TGFEoidEM
>she/they
>she/her
>20 minutes for this
fucking hell
>tranny runner
>the any pronoun buck who went overestimate on quake because h isn't even on the leaderboards
>tranny commentator
>annoying donation-begging female host
>>714825941>It's the only DK game I playedPlay Donkey Kong Countrys if you aint too zoomer for it, they are great
>she/her
has any transgender run gotten more than a Z?
>>714825929>That lemon pigKino...
>>714826087>7 years agoWAKE ME UP
>>714826057go kill yourself you sack of shit
>this bongo controller
do tendies really?
GDQ Hype train moving on ...
Miggy!
>>714826120>>714826120>>714826120
>>714826072she seems to be having fun at least
Are they holding a vigil on the coach?
What's with all the photos of hopefully dearly departed trannies?
No wonder this fucking lump uses an avatar.
Also lol at the Quake dumb fuck on the couch.
The godless night never ended
>nobody has ever responded to AI slop train fag for 3 years
>hijacks baking for attention
NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>714825392>>714826014>>714826087One could point out that a french only speedrun event has more viewers and almost as much in donations.
Almost as if people are a lot happier watching and support a proper community that doesn't just try to push tranny narratives and badly written comedy skits.
>>714826203>Page 7>AI slopFucking grim.
>>714826087That is precisely what I mean though; this video was made in response to GDQs ridiculous banning's at the time that were caused because of Proto
That gave the video the opportunity to also speak on the decline of the event overall and bring up many other examples of GDQ doing wrong
>>714826332>2.2M euros>in just 79hmy man that's more
way more
>>714826378it's over because it so corporatized now that nothing interesting good or bad will happen
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>tfw you'll never be a she/her speedrunner
>>714826775smug tanuki brat
>>714825178I wonder if them lying about everything going directly to charity opens them up to some kind of liability.
Please tell me the RCT run was good
>>714827867The RCT run was good (untruthful).
>>714825574Always with the sketchy bullshit.
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