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>>714820926 (OP)
I'm in

How is "Mega Man Maker" a game/speedrun that anybody cares about?
Is it just "Oh hey, this runner was on Colbert 10 years ago, we should let him run something"?

My run is coming up soon with me luck xixsters.

I'M GONNA KAIZOOOOOM

This is going to be really bad.

i have no idea what's happeningis he spedrunning levels he made himself?

>>714820926 (OP)
big chokes

>25k left
>countdown during run
Ruined. It's gonna be a Z run just due to the host's annoyance

The perfect lifeform

I mig

same checkpoint showcase

this run fucking sucks

Shouldn't they speedrun actual video games that people play instead of this dogshit

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

>another chokefest
did everyone get worse all of a sudden? I've never seen so much choking as I have the last couple of days

the announcer sounds like a gay robot

>>714821025
Not speedrunning, showcasing badly.

>>714820998
>All the old pokemon community figures are gone
>except fucking eddaket

This isn't even fucking Kaizo

IM A HEADBANGA

Any runs that can compete with ESA yet? Or is it the same trannyfest as usual?

>>714821113
a 45 fuckin minute showcase at that.

at least its a speedgame

>put a little secret here
Why? You're the only faggot who will ever play these levels

Not a kaizo

when did they make a mega man maker game?

>>714821032
It's gonna be a Z run because it's not even a real game
How am I supposed to feel invested in this shit?

>>714820926 (OP)
im a migger

First for transition any%!

>>714819860
SteamWorld Dig 2

>>714821175
esa lost

I'm miggin

>>714821205
its a romhack made years ago

>>714821175
No S runs yet.

>>714820998
normal pokemon runs are fucking terrible, this is just organizer circlejerking and not even in a funny way

>>714821205
i just explained on stream for you

>>714821205
When fans realized Capcom is too busy making shit game games and would never do it, so they made it themselves.

>>714821243
Not a bad choice, mostly a direct upgrade from the first game.

>>714821258
>>714821269
>>714821287
thanks frens

>>714821323
yeah

>>714821269
>you should come back to it
I guarantee the entire audience here either hasn't touched a video game since 2002 or played fortnite as their first one

250 DOLLARS!!!!

HEY MITCH
I JUST TRANSITIONED TO 26 000 DOLLARS!

Mitch has been washed for like two years so this is no surprise

What's up with the dude spamming DBZ porn?
Someone piss off him off or something?

CHOKE

choooke

>>714821438
Didn't he get some Mario 3 record recently and it lasted less than a day? KWAB

It's okay if he doesn't finish his own levels he created guys, don't worry.

>>714821470
Let it go man, enjoy the music.

i'm curious about whats the retirement plan for the common speedrunner?

Is this going to be a trainwreck?

>>714821465
No complaints desu senpai

Where the fuck does GDQ keep its VODs? I wanna watch the Rollercoaster Tycoon run.

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

>>714821482
Lmaooooo
They OBVIOUSLY steal donation money to transition

mitch is so washed up, this is fucking painful. at least guys like grandpoobear had the decency to stop pretending a few years ago

>>714821482
WATCH THE ADS YOU SCUM

>>714821542
Is it not on the twitch channel itself? Just gamesdonequick/videos and then look for the latest broadcasts

Chat is so slow nowdays, i remember it going crazy fast back in the day

>>714821506
The only good thing at gdq in years

>>714821542
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1lss34q/sgdq_vod_thread_2025/

>>714821542
youtube. takes them a while to upload though.

>>714821562
until you made this post I'd forgotten they're different people

Nice showcase, brother.
Maybe you should SHOW yourself the DOOR.

>>714821562
idk how you can say he's washed up when he's still got the WR in Mario 3

Was Castlevania any good?
I completely blanked on the tim and missed it.

>>714821542
No you don't.

>>714821587
I mean aside from half of it probably being viewbots: you don't want chat to get out of control, do you? That would mean chaos!

>>714821641
They used to have the creator on the couch and have someone else be running it. What a waste of a time slot.

>Open stream
>$5 donation train begging
>Close stream
That odyssey really broke them huh

>>714821562
>>714821634
same lmao, i was about to reply the same thing. it's the stupid hats, i think.

>>714821587
Everyone's banned or filtered

>Yells HOLD ON
>Starts yapping after interrupting the donation message

This whole concept of watching someone beat maps he himself made is so painfully uninteresting.

>>714821562
Stop pretending a few what?

this guy is kind of a suck man ngl

>>714821758
>beat

CHOOOKE!

>>714821758
it is. its beat sabers with cumcupfruitfuck tier

>>714821710
chaos is what I want

>>714821606
Cant find ANY links to rolleecoster tycoon FU

>>714821587
I've been banned for 9 years.

>>714821514
Yeah Mitch broke the 50 minute barrier in Any% No Warp with a 49:51, then 3 days later Kuto1k got a 49:50
Some people think Kuto had the 49:50 recorded but wanted to let Mitch get the "first to sub-50"

This might be my last GDQ

>>714821321
The Eternal Clown

>>714821710
>>714821587
I think one of my fondest memories with chat was like 10 years ago when they did that TAS showcase that put the chat directly into Pokemon red. I think it was sgdq 2014 or 2015.

>>714821587
yep
this webm is from back in the day before gdq switched to sub mode

I remember Oughta. Something about that style just doesn't appeal to me.

get off the stage

Fox titties

>>714821870
bye faggot

Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver? Because this man is choking.

>only half way to DK
They definitely overestimated how much interest there was in that one.

>>714821860
kek did u post the clown emoji when a trannie showed up?

>>714821870
I keep saying that and then some funny shit happens in the thread so I keep coming back.

>>714820925
REmake, RE2/RE2make, RE4/Re4make. Any horror that has unlockables behind runtime. Also have had a top spot in *a* Mercenaries level with Wesker, briefly.

The guy on the couch constantly patting Mitch on the back while he keeps choking is sad

He's falling apart. He's going to lose it.

choking on your own fuckin hack is a special kind of retardation.

dawg you can't game over on your own levels

>>714821934
Anonymous will come through with a million banana donation

>make your own "kaizo" levels
>run them at GDQ
>choke anyways

HE'S CHOKIN' HOW?
EVERYBODY'S JOKIN' NOW

WHY DOES
THE ANNOUNCER
KEEP TALKING
LIKE
THIIIIIIS

This fucking guy can't stop choking

Choking! I'm...choking!

Krystal tits

Announcer sounds weirdly ai

>>714821861
>Some people think Kuto had the 49:50 recorded but wanted to let Mitch get the "first to sub-50"
definitely not a rumor started by kuto because he was salty that he missed getting the first sub 50 by a single day

Remember when they paused the marathon for like 30min to beg for donations to meet the incentive for the bonus run? Will we ever get such kino again?

I'm watching the ESA flash game gauntlet instead.

>>714822072
theatre kid trying to be dramatic as always

>>714821672
>he's still got the WR in Mario 3
He has 100% WR
Kuto1k has the any%, no warp whistle, and no wrong warp records
Kuto doesn't even have a time in 100%, so he hasn't actually tried

>>714822126
maybe on saturday

>>714822126
We already have. Twice.

>>714822072
As the modern kids say, he's zesty. Zesty means "talks like a faggot".

>>714822045
Gorgeous

>one of if not the easiest boss in MM9
>NO DAMAGE THO?!!?!?

godless night again

man, how much longer until we get robot partners?
i want a roll gf

>>714822072
they only accept hosts that have had a lobotomy

That's only level2!?

I have Kaizo fatigue.

>>714822126
You forgetting about DOOM already?

third wheel host lol

Did he have a second, easier boss room ready just incase he choked on the first one?

>>714821943
Pretty much

Anyone got the latest chart?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON VIDEO??!!!!

>>714821994
pops me every time

BONGOS

BONGOS

>>714822131
lmao

>>714822131
Charity good...unless it's not through us, then FUCK OFF

Super mig

>>714821328
yea and it's been a while since i've played the first one so i don't mind it being basically the same game

>>714820926 (OP)
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat is unironically the best DK game

holy fuck this dono cancer is annoying

>>714822203
Me too

>28,600 out of 50,000 for "bonus game"
They're going to hold the stream hostage again, aren't they?

>>714822243
Second row, between the two black shirts

>>714822131
>>714822308
it's the permanent ban that gets me, lmao

>>714822198
I thought this was one of those morbidly obese blobs from my 600lb life from the thumbnail
>>714822203
It's kinda played out yeah

ah so mitch is still alive

*appears to crush the host into pulp then plays a beat on the skulls of the audience*

w-will tomorrow be good?...

>>714822361
Of course.
The "bonus" games are already fitted into the schedule.

>>714822370
kill me pete

>>714822198
*sniffs*

>>714822395
>I thought this was one of those morbidly obese blobs from my 600lb life from the thumbnail

LOUD NOISES

>can't 100% your own hack
come on mate

>>714821884
>>714821710
>>714821721
Is it still Uyama being the no fun allowed guy?

>>714822361
It's totally tech issues man

everything feels so forced and artificial and fake and gay

WHERE
IS ROLLERCOSTER TYCOOON

Its barely day 2 and theyre already this heavy handed on the donation incentive horseshit

>>714822453
Since they don't disclose financials, can't they just say "Oh look, an anonymous donator just gave us $10k, thank you" and keep to their bullshit?

>if you know the beat
If.

i slept for 6 hours
what did I miss?

is every run before a """bonus""" game just cursed to be shit because they just shill it every minute?

>>714822528
it aired 9 hours ago

>>714822135
What do you think of it?

The stalling after this run is going to be insane

>>714822543
they were trending downward with last event's performance
which means they need to make up for it with this event and dono beg harder because line and paycheck must go up

>>714822198
so stinky and gross

Post some Minus8

>>714822575
we did a gangbang w/ ur mum

>>714822446
It's improved a bit compared to yesterday.

>>714822203
It overstayed its welcome very quickly.

Sucks that there are no sexy characters in Mega Man.

I swear, I promise I was almost interested in this run. I like Mega Man, I like a good showcasing of skill, Mitch is fine. It had everything that I thought was worth watching.
Why the fuck did it have to be before a bonus game?

>>714822528
already done my dude, and rated poorly

>>714822613
viewer count is in a death spiral and has been for some time. they're just lying about donos at this point.
https://gdq DOT alligatr DOT co DOT uk/comp/gdq

>nonstop choking
>nonstop donation incentive screeching
>BONGOS

>>714822517
I think he 'retired'

>>714822582
>>714822719
WHERE IS THE VIDEO

>>714822726
archive the link you moron

This is the worst part I always forget about with GDQ. When there's more talking about another game's donation incentive than commentary for the current game.

>>714822761
do you really wanna hear "trans rights" shouted for an hour?

>>714822807
yes

LET'S GO SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

Stop trying to make people chant!

LET'S GO BONGOS

LET'S GO TWITCH CH-

I MEAN, LET'S GO BONGOS!

>>714822528
RCT is 22:53:22 in the most recent vod on Twitch

>watch Mitch choke
>on his own levels
>that you see for the first time ever and can't relate to
>Bongos stretch goal is met by $10000 donation by Yeti, as always

>>714822798
no

>>714822807
Trans Rights!

>>714822807
HE GOT A WORLD RECORD AND THEY DONT UPLOAD IT??
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>714821029
>she/they

damn they're already doing the telethon shit on day 2

>>714822807
yes

>>714821029
what the fuck is this

>we do all 4 levels fast
Yeah, sure buddy.

>>714822889
The fuck is a vod

>>714822946
I wonder how ben franklin is doing these days

>>714822897
then I'm not clicking it

>>714822946
Are literally any of these troons still around?

oh my GOD SHUT UP

Has /our gal/ nonbinary code donated thousands yet? Too afraid to post the picture as it's gross

jannies no fun today

>>714823054
then don't, it's a well known real-time GDQ comparison graph that's been posted for years. i was just helping newfags out.

OH MY GOD HOLYSHIT LMAOO

DID YOU SEE THAT TRANNY???

Damn the music is good.

>listen this music soulsbros!
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP SO WE CAN HEAR IT

>>714822912
He's the only entrant in that category. It's a fake WR and the run was literally someone yelling TRANS RIGHTS once every three seconds on average. You're going to think I'm exaggerating until you actually watch it.

>>714822913
>be an actual woman
>still have weird pronouns
I don't understand the logic

>>714822916
They were stalling active runs on day 1 this time, it's completely over

>>714823118
you're going to have to be more specific

this host is the fucking worst i never thought id see the day someone is worse than mr game and please shut the fuck up

>>714822946
Everytime I see this I think the same thing. The person on the left really just needs to shave and get a wig. The hair is gone, just cut your loses and move on.

>>714823056
not anymore i think

>>714822605
it's pretty good, I'm glad I'm watching the vod so I can skip ahead when this troonerous nigga started playing a homestuck game

PONGO PONGO PONGO

>>714822243
Why isn't anyone helping this man? He's clearly choking!

>>714823058
>oh my GOD SHUT UP
BONGO
BONGO
BONGO
BONGO

>>714823056
Long way down...

why are they old

At this point, I want to hear the condescending disappointment in the announcer's voice if they don't make it.

They'll make it, they always do, but I still want to hear it.

>>714822946
look at all those gorgeous broads!

FURRY TITTY POSTER KEEP GOING. ONLY GOOD POSTER

>>714823224
Have they ever not made it in any previous events?

>>714823007
Voice Over Discord.
It's how trannies communicate.

>>714822946
I remember when this picture was posted with the caption of Flat Earth society members meeting up and people were all making fun of them.. until they found out they were just brave speedrun women.
The backpedaling was insane.

Why the fuck are they putting up a donation goal for something that nobody fucking wants? They're just finding cheap ways to fleece secondaries.

I have to mute, I can't with this fucking host christ

>>714823258
incentives? yeah plenty of times

>mitch finally starts talking
>host: AND JUST TO -
>mitch doesn't have a chance to celebrate clearing a hard part
>host still talking as mitch is trying to say stuff, talking over him

>>714823180
kek

>>714823191
Are there any recorded instances of a pongo attack where they weren't directly provoked by a human?

Why can't they take a hint and accept that people don't want to watch a Donkey Kong Jungle Beat run?

>>714822517

Mike stepped down after AGDQ '23 but helped run SGDQ '23 because coolmatty got medically fucked up somehow. But GDQ is run by coolmatty now. Mike is gone.

Question, has there ever been failed incentives where they couldn't get enough donations?

feels like im watching a dsp stream what the fuck

>>714823191
>>714823207
>what the fuck are they talking about
>unmute stream
BONGO
BONGO
BONGO
BONGO

>>714823258
Once or twice, but I've always been asleep for those since I'm a europoor.
What is it like for them to miss? Tell me.

>>714823321
It's extremely rare, not really "plenty of times". Never missed a bonus game either

>>714823382
Yeah, it happened a few times per event. Always at the beginning too.

>Ohh, this water stage is hard
SPEAKING OF WATER, WATER YOU WAITING FOR? WE NEED 20,000 MORE DONATED!

>Check out the music to this stage, it's good
SPEAKING OF GOOD, IT'S GOOD FOR US TO GET THIS DONATION GOAL!

>>714823413
I can't fucking read this shit!

guys maybe we should donate so they reach the incentive faster and stop interrupting this impressive run

>>714823258
Incentives get missed, but a bonus game will always get met no matter what.

Another run ruined by donation reading

>>714823131
TRANS RIGHRS TRANS RIGHTS
TRANSITION DONE QUICK

>>714823413
They just stop mentioning it at all as if it never happened and they never tried to get it met.

>>714823258
Its rare because they are literally stalling until its met. Indefinitely if they care.

>>714823421
over the course of every gdq it's happened several times. i would consider that "plenty" given how badly they pad and bullshit donos. i am reasonably certain at least one or two bonus games were missed but i can't remember specifics, in fairness.

>>714823382
Extremely rare, but sometimes current-run incentives aren't met, but usually it's a literally who game ran at 1 AM or something. Every single incentive for a future game will always be met because they'll just delay the setup time until it's met.

>>714823449
>Man, I-
>OH MAN, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE REACH THIS INCENTIVE AND SEE THE BONGOS! SAY IT WITH ME CHAT!

Does >>714822517
>>714822731
>>714823376
I believe Mike is still the owner though.
So while he "stepped down" he still makes good money off of this

At least the host yelling about donations isn't shitting up a good run. This is a positive.

>under estimate
apologize

long sleeve guy is kinda hot....

>>714823609
abongogize

>>714823626
The runner is by far the hottest though

Holy shit this is tedious.

>>714823609
well i wasn't hating but im sorry other people were

>>714823352
doubt it, you really need to piss them off

>>714823572

During one of coolmatty's Reddit arguments with someone after AGDQ 2024, he said the company was being officially transferred over to him. After it was is when all the Hotfix shows got cancelled.

GOTTA GO FASSST
GOTTA TROON FASSST

Rate this run!

huh

Did Mitch just set a new world record??

>>714823745
F

>>714823745
C

>>714823745
ZZZ

>>714823706
fuck up that room charlie

>>714823745
B

>>714823745
Z

>>714823547
I guess I was talking more of the last couple of events. They still miss some but it's never a big one or a bonus game, they usually already have those secured with yetee and fan gamer donos. I'd be interested in seeing if there was a bonus game they ever missed in all honesty

>>714823376
>somehow

>>714823745
F this was actually a decent run, but the constant shouting of the host ruined it beyoned repair

>>714823745
C

>>714823745
F

>cuts immediately to a segment
Nice stalling

>>714823745
B
Terrible, terrible host though.

>still 10k behind
Estimate of how long will they stall?
For me it's 20 minutes until they meet the incentive

>>714823745
ZZZ

based Mitch killing the bonus game by going fast

Does anyone still have the old meme with the trannies as speedrun categories
> 100%
> any%
> wrong warp
> etc.

>>714823745
C, for Choke. Let's just move on.

>>714823745
D. I'll be generous.

>>714823745
D for DONATE TO SEE DONKEY KONG JUNGLE BEAT INCENTIVE MET!!!!

>>714823745
B.
Skill is undeniable, but shit was boring to watch.

>dumbass host tries to cut in right when the run is about to end
retarded

>>714823742
B, host lowered the grade

>>714823745
D

LET'S GO BONGOS!

>>714821465
Jannies have been handing out three day bans for absolutely anything. They're just as bad as the GDQ twitch moderators. If you complain you also get banned. If you post pictures of the wrong GDQ staff girl you get banned. If you post sfw art of a character currently on screen and it has a hint of physique you get banned. I guess that anon figures he might as well give them some real work to do.

Ok, 7:40
$39,464.20

Let's see how long they draw it out

B

>>714823745
A

How's that host mute extension coming along?

>>714823745
D for Dhoke.

>>714823745
D
I really liked the run, Mitch is cool, but I can't fucking recommend ever sitting through that shit to anybody. Especially without the thread.

>>714823745
FFF

>>714823745
F

>>714823745
F

>>714823745
D

>>714823745
D
is the best i can do

>>714823745
D

>>714823745
D

>>714823745
D
It was good but the host begging lowered a few letters.

>>714823745
>guy ran his own shit. host wouldnt stop screaming
No thanks. ZZZ

>>714823745
C

>>714823745
D-

>>714823745
D. Levels were cool but there was too much choking and the donation begging was insufferable

>>714823534
Wow, toxic as fuck

>>714823745
C. While some parts were impressive, I don't see why he couldn't have tried to push for a kaizo run instead of a showcase. And of course, the reader ruined it

>>714823745
T for tranny

Adef fatigue

>>714823745
D, not my thing. Also bongos and choke

>>714823745
I didn’t watch it so I won’t rate it

>>714823745
D
Interesting mechanics and execution, but screaming host and "maker" drops it hard

>>714823745
>Went to take a quick bathroom break when he started level 1
>Come back
>Run is over
F

>donate pop up every 10 seconds
oh yeah baby, we stallin

>less than 10k
Here comes an anonymous donation

>>714823745
Running your own levels is not impressive. F

>>714823745
C
Mitch is fun to watch and the levels were pretty fun, but the donation begging loses a rank.

bashing my bongos rn

>>714823745
C-. Constantly yelling for bongos donation goal, asking everyone to listen to the music then yelling over it, playing some bullshit custom maps that he himself made; I'd say C- is generous.

I don't know if you guys know, but there's a donation incentive going on for Donkey Kong jungle beat.

I love her

>>714823382
Yeah, there's a few per event. Category upgrades and the like.
Never a bonus game as far as I can remember.

>>714824019
Gotta up that fiber, cause your shit's thicker than the GDQ crew

>literally 0 cute girls so far
it's so fucking over. gdq has fallen

>>714824026
>casually single handedly destroyed ESA as everyone knew it
>leaves
what a based lass

>>714823745
F

AHHHHHHH IM GONMA GOOO FAAAAST

>>714823534
Apart from the one time they brought back that pokemon incentive, where they acted like it wasn't the same one and had zero'd out the 95% completed total.

and the stalling begins

>>714824121

Bongo runner is a girl btw desu

>>714824079
There is? Damn. I sure hope they reach it in time!

>>714824121
3DPD is real anon

>>714824157
can't hate the player, just the game.

1 billion PlayStations

>>714824178
holy kek you have to respect the hustle

>>714824224
sounds like a very reasonable number

Whatever happened to that actually good policy GDQ implemented years ago where they told the donation readers to ask the runners before they can read a donation? Is it just thrown out when there's an incentive going or what?
It was a big improvement over AGDQ 2013 when they'd fucking mute the runner commentary because they were behind on donations and they had to read them all. And also that time Mike Uyama yelled at runners for talking during his donation readings.
Why are we going backwards now? Absolute runner control is always the best policy.

>>714824121
Yeah where are all the CUTE grirls

>Ark is the 4th best selling game of all time
HOW

>>714824026
What happened to this fun little slampig?

Does anyone know where to look into US articles of incorporation and shit?

>>714824346
She got raped

>>714824278
Worst thing is it worked, they got almost double out of one incentive by doing that.

>>714824327
bottom right is cute

>>714824330
Ark is ridiculously popular. Like it's legitimately insane how popular it is.

>>714824157
Women am I right

STALL WARNING STALL WARNING

So if the Bongo Beats incentive is so important, why aren't they shouting donation cries and messages over this game show segment? Is it not okay when it's done to them?

>>714824327
isn't this image 10 years old now? where does the time go bros

>>714824346
I raped her

>>714824416
is this like some third world or chinese thing because I hear nobody ever talking about it

>>714824346
touched and sniffed and supposedly staff did nothing when reported. Thats about all i kno

>>714824189
>Bongo runner is a girl btw desu
Here's a capture from one of her streams last month

Tickets for the GDQ Hype Train please!! Show me

>>714824445
>10 years old
kek they are all dead?

>>714824330
Bull fucking shit, I don't believe it for a second.

>>714824427
IT'S AN ENTERTAINMENT PIECE

are we really looking at fucking GRAPHS to stall for time now?
what's next? fucking spreadsheets?

>>714824516
i think they're all just married to each other now

>>714824427
>Warning after it started
Anon you're like half an hour late on this warning. We're already neck deep in stall.

>>714824515
Why would I need to show a ticket if I'm not on the train? Retarded slopposter.

>2013 was a good year to be Spike Vegeta
Checks out.

>>714824569
Yes we gonna see spreadshewts of genders

>>714824569
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST /V/ SALES THREADS NOW

>>714824516
>kek they are all dead?
Statistics would suggest...

>>714824569
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

oldbois mentioned

>>714824613
kek

>>714824569
I now believe the anon who said there are /v/ anons on staff

>>714824501
what happened to abom?

>>714824385
Whom by?

>>714824485
The man the myth the legend struck again?

>>714824569
/pol/ seems to enjoy them.

>>714824569
Steam charts are next. Maybe they'll even get to gacha total sales numbers if they need to stall more.

>>714823745
I'm doin' him a D

>>714823745
C

this is literally a DSP tier business meeting holy fuck

>>714824689
malebros, what the fuck is going on here?

>>714824183
you're welcome retard-anon
https://youtu.be/zvVa3W8XiP4?t=13

>>714824689
>Gamer
Nice vague term being used there

>>714824569
>>714824614
>>714824641
There's a live MH milds tier list making segment later in the event. Just fyi

>>714824602
U need to show ticket to get on the train u know? What are u? Retarded or poor? Never been on a train or what ?!

Now show it or get left behind..

>leave the stream
>gameshow segment
>come to the the stream
>gameshow segment
I miss Spyro.

Number of slurs said at each GDQ event?

Where's the fucking $5000 from Yeti?

>>714823745
K

>>714824157
Planks and Edenal were (still are really) the ones fucking it up, they basically torched all of the experienced teams that year because they wouldn't just shut up and implement Edenal's stupid ideas about AI schedules or themed events that worked like that Super Fucking Metroid e-thot run.

It's much easier for some anons to focus on her though, especially if they do the whole angry /v/irgin thing.

>>714824773
DSP is more entertaining

>>714824710
lol this clip is so funny knowing ppl still havent seen the full one

>>714824689
>that decline after 2014
if gamergate had been allowed to continue here we would have dropped below 2006 numbers
we could have saved gaming

What is the title of this chart?

>>714824689
What the hell happened in 2012 and 2014!?

>>714824803
holy shit

Didn't expect them to actually admit they're just stalling and will continue to do so until the game is met.

>>714824787
>PULL UP PULL UP
>RETARD RETARD
I'M TRYING MY BEST TO LAND IT, OKAY?

>>714824807
>Show ticket to get on the train
>Clearly not at train station
>Conductor is clearly handing you a ticket
Just pick up a pencil, faggot.

>Fun fact, if you don't donate, we'll just stare at the screen
So these are not "bonus games" just "checkpoints" of minimum donations that you have to meet before they continue the event
I can't believe they just admitted that live on the stream

>>714824803
I will rape tranime posters

>>714824857
What happens in the full one?

The real pain is knowing they haven't set up the next game yet because they don't know which'll be happening :)

>>714824773
DSP NEEDS to be a host next time. With a $2,000,000 WWE champions incentive.

>>714824809
this just happened to me. Got off work, saw game show event. Went to grocery store instead, came back, watched some videos, and this shit is still going on

Where is the chair sniffer??

the fuck is this?

>>714822973
heartburn

>>714824964
it would be based if people just didn't donate when they did this shit

>>714820926 (OP)
>missed the only run i was actually interested in (OoE)
>it turned out to be shit anyways
good to know i didn't miss much at least. where's chartanon?

>>714824893
god this is so embarrassing

>>714824979
he's one of the event organizers now

Ratings chart status?

>>714824902
2012: animal crossing

>>714824979
He died after sniffing that chair. His purpose in life was completed.

>>714824893
everyones life support as i kill them and resurrect them

>>714824957
he actually grabs a water bottle with his left hand and immediately leaves. Wasnt even sniffin it

the white shirt guy looks like he's being held hostage, he doesn't want to be there

>>714825007
They get so many donations that they can just read any past ones they haven't read yet to pass the time

>>714825007
>Greetings from Germany
>based
What's wrong with you?

>>714825053
grim

>>714824932
Real mask off moment right there.

>>714824931
Can't comprehend the fact the picture showing him GETTING the ticket from passenger. Lmao
Come on dude

Everything goes directly to the charity

except Twitch subs...

You know where all the donations could be read? Over the crowd camera between games, instead of this shit, and rather than over the top of the runners commentating their games.
If getting people to donate for the bonus game is so important that reading the donations takes priority over even the games being played, then do them in priority over this dumb attempt at a gameshow.

>>714824968
If watch it

>>714825093
he wants to be an actor or some shit but the only gig he can get in front of a crowd is speedrun marathon presenter

why are they screaming

HELLO I AM YOUR NEW HOST

>>714825092
yeah, that's called a cover, anon

that voice is grating

>>714825120
If they ALWAYS make the bonus games, then the mask was never on!

>tranny runner
>this stupid cunt as commentator
Will it be cringekino or just cringe?

>>714825092
So how did it smell, anon?

We're going to make it!!!

stop shouting fucking retard cunt

>>714825195
>why are they screaming
Autistic liberals think that being loud makes you right, and that repetition means you win the argument

Stop screaming. It's rude!

>tune back in
>host screaming for a donation incentive
Is this year even worse than usual?

>>714824852
only when he's crashing out, otherwise the GDQ stream is DSP on steroids with all of its hallmarks

>tune in
>she/they screeching about bongos
>literally stalling for a bonus thing to be met instead of skipping which goes against the nature of a BONUS
why is this so fucking blatant now? is the mask off now or something?

>>714825179
Its a charity. How do you guys complain about them announcing donations during games when thats literally what gets the soys to donate

I listen to annoying women all day at work...

have they met a single incentive without stalling?

OMG EVERYONE! THEY DID ITTTTT!!!!!

>>714825049
Thought those guys are the organizers ..

And now some fucking ads
Thank Christ WSOP stream is starting soon

>stall for bonus game
>finally receive enough
>games not set up during this stall period
>cut to ads

>>714825253
like dingleberries and fish

>Went to take a quick bathroom break when the stalling started just as Mega Man Maker ended
>Come back
>They miraculously got the donation incentive
Damn

Wait, isn't The New Colossus the one where a cutscene just has a woman get her tits out? How does that get by GDQ?

Why can't adblockers stop Twitch ads?

>>714825261
you're as bad as those retards that bring up maga out of nowhere

>>714825296
Nah, it's about the same. They've been stalling like this for years.

are there videos about the downfall of gdq yet? was it always like this the past year or two?

aaaaand that was 20min of stalling

>Ban anyone entertaining
>Ban actual good runners
>The ones you didn't ban hate you and don't wanna go
>Forced to fill schedule with pointless garbage and skits nobody cares about
>Most runs are chokefests
>The ones that aren't are ruined by the dono reader or TRANS RIGHT shit.
What an absolute shitshow.

STOP YELLING MY EARS FUCK, I'M PUTTING MY VOLUME AS LOW AS POSSIBLE AND IT DOESN'T HELP FUCKKKKKKK

Imagine if a wrecking ball just came crashing into the audience.

Did that dude just lie and say that all donations go to MSF? Because we know that's not true.

>>714825310
are they office ladies at least?

>>714825307
the fact that they stalled for a crapped gdq staff run incentive last night tells me all I need to know
they're probably going to stall every single night this event

some anon needs to go to GDQ and get as close as possible to Kungfu, sniff her, and tell us all what she smells like

>>714822275
cute ojou-sama

Did they met the incentive for Dk?
I want to see Link's Awakening DX.

>>714825387
They can, I don't get any ads.

>>714825392
It has been unwatchable trash since at least 2018.

>>714825380
cutscene skip%

>>714825387
TTV LOL PRO

>>714825380
Probably skips that scene or uses streamer mode settings etc, idk. Or they black out the screen like during "man in a silk dress" in typing of the dead

>all that stalling and they still don't have the fucking run ready

what the fuck man

>>714825389
Am I wrong?

What pisses me off is GDQ runs when I'm at work so I can actually watch it. I completely missed ESA because it was 4th of July weekend.

>>714825309
Ask first. Find actual downtime in the run to announce them. Don't just talk over the people commentating the run, the thing people are there to watch.
If announcing them is so important, why not announce them over the stupid chart bullshit show they were doing?

>>714825387
Why are you using Chrome?

>>714825442
they all go to MSD (My Safety Deposit-Box)

Persona has some great music sometimes

>>714825442
supposedly the way it works is 100% of donations goes to the charity organization, and then the charity organization gives back a set amount of money to cover expenses. So "legally" its 100%

>>714825502
dont bother, its some retard thats been acting that way since this shit started.

>>714825307
i assure you they're still masked

>>714825492
They probably didn't start setting it up so they can trick the in person crowd at least.

this gdq has been so awful I'm rewatching the ESA runs I missed instead. currently on katamari.

>>714825492
Shout outs to the tech crew

>>714825390
I don't know if it's the difference after ESA but it feels like every run the host is screaming for a dono incentive while the crowd is yelling and the runners are constantly giggling like they're drugged up, combined with a "trans rights!" about every 5 minutes.

>>714825540
nta, im using firefox with ad block and i still get ads on twitch... only twitch for some reason.

>>714825387
You need specialized ones for twitch since they are injected directly into the stream and twitch constantly updates it to break them
not gonna spoonfeed past that retard

What was the viewer peak for SGDQ this year so far?

>>714825590
kek

>>714825649
it's because of how the ads are delivered, either use TTV LOL PRO or grab a usescript adblocker like VAFT.

>>714825590
come to think of it, is this the first event that they've finally dropped mask requirements? I didn't watch the most recent AGDQ

I thought that was Arlo for a second

>>714825649
Amazon throw a fucking lot of money at fighting adblocking stuff, and having it based on location.

>>714825649
You have to watch it with mpv. I don't remember how it works, like if it uses yt-dlp or whatever.

the last run was over 20 minutes ago
haha

can we start rating the hosts?
this one goes right into the ZZZ tier

>>714825387
im a rich fag that has given into their constant breaking of ad blockers and got twitch turbo. Constantly trying to find a new solution every few months is such a pain in the ass

>>714825653
man, i remember when 4chan was cool. none of this gatekeepin nonsense.

>>714825697
you a real one, anon.

>>714825649
get the userscript for ublock origin, base ublock can't do it anymore

>>714825649
Twitch ad solutions github, download userscript. You won't see them again, you need tamper or violentmonkey for it, but you probably use either of them already (4chan x etc)

>>714825679
About 57,500.

lmao of course it's a tranny

>Unmute stream
>Host is actually just fucking screaming

>>714825781
doesn't that just give you a purple screen with a countdown instead?

>>714821542
>Start up run
>Runner doesn't explain any of what he's doing so you're just watching him click random shit with no context
>Makes a troon coaster
And I'm out. Fuck this, I'm gonna watch some ESA stuff I missed.

Great.

oh god its that gen z nigga

ZZZ*

OMG LIMEY IS BACK. LIMEYCHADS RISE UP

Finally, a good DK game. It's the only DK game I played
Also
>she/her despite looking like a dude

naw fuck this

Donation incentives too high, or just no one donating this year, not helped by insufferable hosts?

TRA-NNY!
TRA-NNY!
TRA-NNY!
*uproarious applause*

Dude sounds completely different from the interview he did a few hours ago, what happened?

lmao I can't wait for the crowd to fuck this up

>>714825392
Making a video about how the marathon has went to shit wouldn't work at the moment because while quality has went down, the current excuse is "It's a charity event first before anything else!"
Nothing you'd argue would stick because of that and you'd just be inviting ire from those who watch and specific groups of people
If you want to argue its downfall, you need a happening at the event first, which you can then segue into the change and decline of the event itself over the years

>>714825941
I guess to be a "woman" you just grow your hair out. Don't even need to take estrogen anymore.

>she/her

Yeah... how about No

>Run forces the audience to be quiet
LMAO they'll never run this again

They stalled for an hour for THIS?

>She/Her
what? where?

>>714825815
>is retarded
>WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN BECAUSE I CANT USE TECHNOLOGY LIKE A ZOOM ZOOM
google is not gatekeeping you fucking faggot

not a single woman on camera or comms, grim.

be nice!

>>714825998
this nigga zesty
I don't know the rest of the pasta

>>714825387
It's funny, I was getting the ad pauses (no ads but still the pauses) via Streamlink during ESA but GDQ runs smooth like butter.
I guess it is regional.

>>714825913
Idk man. I was watching it for the last few hours. Only got the breaks when they cut for "commercial." Maybe I'm lucky. A lot of these evil super corps A/B test people so they become schizo as hell. I remember at one company doing evil A|B shit to customers.

laziest tranny ever.

MALE
PATTERN
BALDNESS

50K for this...

>>714826014
ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5TGFEoidEM

>she/they
>she/her
>20 minutes for this
fucking hell

>any
freak

>tranny runner
>the any pronoun buck who went overestimate on quake because h isn't even on the leaderboards
>tranny commentator
>annoying donation-begging female host

>>714825941
>It's the only DK game I played
Play Donkey Kong Countrys if you aint too zoomer for it, they are great

>she/her
has any transgender run gotten more than a Z?

>Limy
>Pronoun: any
huh?

>>714825929
>That lemon pig
Kino...

>>714826087
>7 years ago
WAKE ME UP

>>714826057
go kill yourself you sack of shit

>this bongo controller
do tendies really?

GDQ Hype train moving on ...

Miggy!

>>714826120

>>714826120

>>714826120

>>714826072
she seems to be having fun at least

Are they holding a vigil on the coach?
What's with all the photos of hopefully dearly departed trannies?

No wonder this fucking lump uses an avatar.
Also lol at the Quake dumb fuck on the couch.

The godless night never ended

>nobody has ever responded to AI slop train fag for 3 years
>hijacks baking for attention
NOBODY LIKES YOU

>>714825392
>>714826014
>>714826087
One could point out that a french only speedrun event has more viewers and almost as much in donations.
Almost as if people are a lot happier watching and support a proper community that doesn't just try to push tranny narratives and badly written comedy skits.

>>714826203
>Page 7
>AI slop
Fucking grim.

>>714826087
That is precisely what I mean though; this video was made in response to GDQs ridiculous banning's at the time that were caused because of Proto
That gave the video the opportunity to also speak on the decline of the event overall and bring up many other examples of GDQ doing wrong

>>714826332
>2.2M euros
>in just 79h
my man that's more
way more

>>714826378
it's over because it so corporatized now that nothing interesting good or bad will happen

>>714826189
kek

>>714826775
smug tanuki brat

>>714825178
I wonder if them lying about everything going directly to charity opens them up to some kind of liability.

Please tell me the RCT run was good

>>714827867
The RCT run was good (untruthful).

>>714825574
Always with the sketchy bullshit.