Zenless and Blue Archive are pretty much done, aren't they?
>>714831619 (OP)all other gachas are done, uma is peak
>>714831619 (OP)ZZZ is still making dosh
BA is just about done
The gameplay is loterally just watching them run with no control or influence. How do you make a game with less gameplay than fucking Star Rail? Manga is sick tho.
>>714831780Retard. The gameplay is training them so they can win.
>>714831619 (OP)>Japan kills chinese/gook gacha and reclaims the throneSo fucking zased...
>>714831836and that's less gameplay that starrail. That's totally fine and not meant for everyone. quit getting offended
more proof that staggered releases are fucking retarded, they could've been eating like kings if they had released globally at the start
>>714831751why isn't BA above FGO? i thought it was supposed to kill it
>>714831780This nigga never played Monster Rancher
Honestly it took Japan TOO fucking long to make a solid entry into the Gatcha genre. I was secretly disgusted that I had to give my money to inferior Chinese and Korean companies. Now I can roll and goon in peace to GLORIOUS NIPPONESE gatcha waifus.
>>714831619 (OP)Who cares? Gacha games aren't designed to be good, they're designed to generate fan art and get whales to pay gorillions to lazy devs. Gachaslop is EVEN MORE SHAMELESS than Pokeslop.
>>714831751>BA is just about doneFool. Just like Jesus saved humanity from their sins, Seia will come and save Arona and her pakeji. Trust the plan.
>>714832115pso2 came out in 2012
>>714831780Despite all the flashy shit in Nikke, Azur Lane, Blue Archive, GFL, and whatever else chink gacha game, I find myself much more engaged in Uma Musume, which is all that really matters. I dont need some demanding EEEEEPPPPIC experience on my fucking phone and Umas "auto" is much more entertaining than autobattler #34239482.
>>714831619 (OP)silly gacha games should either be a silly gacha game you can totally play on the side without paying much attention like UmaMusume, or put in as much effort as possible to pretend to be a real game like Genshin. everything else in between like BA and ZZZ just won't do these days.
you have to be a maximum slop sopper to keep going through the same old gacha song and dance in the middle ground, they pretty much only attract soulless rerollers looking for the next "new launch" fix every month or two.
I tried for few hours but it's just number go up and watch cutscenes, it get boring pretty fast.
>>714831619 (OP)Uma pretty much are taking over the anime and gacha talk right now. Everything else is getting overshadowed hard.
>all the asmongoloid now shilling horse
Good God these drones are miserable
>>714831619 (OP)>i-IT DOESNT HAVE FANSERVICE ITS WHOLESOME>c-c-COOMER LOLIFAGS NOOOOOO DONT SWEEP YOUR STAGES YOU HAVE TO SPEND HOURS ON DAILIES>SAAAR THE CHARTS ITS NOT SQUEEZING ITS PLAYERS DRYSorry yuritroon, but I believe the heckin lolichuds will keep going like the last 20 times you tried this.
is this zoomer babby's first cygames grind game lmao
>>714831751Is FGO's high revenue because of people whaling for Aesc or because of Destiny Order/lucky bag?
>>714831619 (OP)Right now Uma is getting the 2020 Genshin treatment, where a lot of normie content creators are on the FOTM train until the novelty wears off.
Then it will only be played by SEA monkeys and Brazilians before dying off. It pretty much happens to all gacha games. They only have lasting legs in China and Japan.
>>714831780The real lesson is that sometimes player control isn't a requirement for player investment and engagement (aka "gameplay" isn't strictly necessary). Same reason why racehorse gambling is a thing to begin with. Watching and cheering for a horse(girl) to make that last sprint to first place is plenty entertaining, as compared to direct control over a racer where players WILL mechanically optimize the fun out of their movement and strategy. Just having the minimal interactions in the training/raising segment is sufficient for players to perceive they have a stake in the result.
>>714831619 (OP)>literal who and Blue archivePretty much, yeah
>>714832447Yep. Everyone is having fun with it now because they haven't gotten to the actual endgame yet and are just doing low level careers, they have no idea how miserable it will get down the line if they don't start whaling
Uma Musume and Wuthering Waves are two of the best games in the gacha market right now and they're sweeping so hard that it makes other gacha developers shake their boots
>>714832061Redman killed blue archived
>>714831751Don't these charts massive overestimate Hoyoslop and underestimate everything else?
You wouldn't choose some sluggish worthless HUMAN woman over the many umamusume that care and appreciate you, right Trainer?
I don't care how hard the shills shill, I ain't touchin another Cygame after what they did to Dragully. Those fags waited until right before EOS to release Origa. I won't ever forgive them for that.
>>714832738This game really makes you chinks seethe, huh?
Here's my supports. All meta. Haven't payed a cent in this game in the 4 years it's been out and I consistently get 1st place in the monthly ChanMis. Seethe. No one likes soulless chink games.
>>714832937Reminder that ZZZ had it's first anniversary banner, new zone, top up reset, new bundles, void hunter banner with new class and special element
And it only made 38mi
>>714832839did asmongloid say that
>>714833056>"""only""" made 38mYou niggers have a problem, seriously
>>714833056>we only made a profit of 28 million?! It's over!!
>>714833029oh boy it's the "I am different from the other gachas and don't need to waste money to clear end game content" Gacha
I never seen this one before
>>714831780You fucking IDIOT
>>714831619 (OP)is it too late to start? i like that horse girl with the weird eyes
>>714833141>>714833158The anniversary made less then Wuwa
>>714832937I think it overestimates Blue Archive more
Pic related is BAโs twitch stats which is absolutely pathetic compared to other gachas
>twitch stat
yep it's asmomkiller shitters
>>714833265can't hurt to try it out
though keep in mind the japanese server is 5 years old and global seems to be accelerating out the ass
>>714831619 (OP)horse discussion is full of normalfags
when another thing gets released they will all go away
Imagine being so sexually repressed that you have an anxiety attack at the mere idea of a game having a single male character in it. ywnbaw
>>714833273>Another episode of wuwa can't beat genshin so they have latch on smaller gameInferior complex does go crazy
>>714832496That hadn't even happened yet when this chart was released.
I played through the tutorial and got bored and closed the game. :))
Just seemed like another grindfest/ pay to win thing. Do XYZ every day, thing get stronger over time. I don't really get the appeal of these games. Not like there's an actual gameplay part of it afaict
>>714833670>genshin out of nowhere
>>714833746Much like how you bring wuwa out of nowhere
>>714831751I always get surprised and a bit sad seeing granblue not even listed. Not a gacha player I just found it's very peak classical JRPG-y vibe and aesthetics charming. But a friend told me (hi if you reading this) that they joked GBF would start offering waifu-wive skins if it was nearing end of service. And they just did with Ilsa.
Maybe it's doing better with the fighting game or the JRPG game.
The sheer success of the fujoshi prettyboy thing constantly in 2nd place shows how much of an untapped audience the women gamers are, and naruto and uhhh pokemon doing well also suggest you can coast with a captive large audience. What would you make if you wanted to make a gacha game to make money? Not fun to play, not waifus you want, you're a corpo suit what do you propose to make money?
>>714831836>>714831975WHY the fuck hasn't digimon made a quality pet raising sim on mobile is beyond fucking me its free fucking money
>>714833742>I don't really get the appeal of these gaThe characters and their stories, the gameplay and pvp autism is just there for the whales
>>714833776because wuwa is the underdog and there's no excuse to lose to it
>>714831619 (OP)>gacha started as stat sheet auto battlers>genshin made them all become open world realtime action>gacha is now going back to stat sheet auto battlers
>>714831619 (OP)Anons...You do know horses are for girls, right???
>>714833742who asked? games trying to appeal to everyone is cancer
>>714833919>genshin made them allnot really
>>714833284>twitch statsYou actually have down syndrome
>>714833419Shitty twitch stats means very little actual people are interested in your game
Blue Archive couldnt be that unpopular to the point nobody is streaming it on Twitch, and if there are content creators streaming it, surely theyโll get viewers
Pic related is WuWaโs twitch stats btw, several magnitudes more than Blue Archiveโs
>>714833912You really have inferior complex over gacha game fucking christ
>>714833919>genshin invented botw
>>714834045that's literally you
>>714833581this
MMOs are no longer the genre for grinders to hop to for that launch window hype, it's gacha now
>>714834002You have extreme mental retardation to ignore twitch stats
BAretards are bitching non stop why Asmongold isnt streaming their game lmao fucking pathetic
>>714831619 (OP)I don't like Umamusu's gameplay so I'm not going to play it.
>>714832937Yes, the maker of these charts is a gamingcirclejerk admin and massive hoyo shill. So expect 100% accurate charts.
>>714834019blue archive isn't really good for streamers you play it for like 10 minutes a day 20 on a busy day
>>714831751BApedos are so fucking annoying they deserve all the hate and failures they got
And to think jannies on 4chan are protecting them from criticism its fucking pathetic since once BA reaches EoS in December all the retarded annoying BA childfuckers will move on to another thing anyways
>>714834635>And to think jannies on 4chan are protecting themhuh? They constantly delete BA threads
Wuthering Waves and Uma Musume are the only gacha games worth playing. As soon as honkai shit rail and other hoyoshit games die, gacha games can prove itself to be as decent as any console games.
>>714834064>botw invented open world
>>714834619Steam version just got released and not a single new player wanted to stream it?
Cope lol
WHERE THE FUCK IS STEAM VERSION OF FGO GOD DAMMIT
>>714831751blue archive never made money from their gacha, it's all from merch.
It's honestly astounding to me that this is still getting so much attention.
>>714831619 (OP)How embarrassing is the state of PC gaming that theyโre willingly playing mobile slop?
If Blue Archive is so unpopular, why does it now have more doujins than FGO, Genshin, and Uma?
>>714834684Iโve been in every single thread on /v/ that criticized Blue Archive for their piss poor Steam performance
All of them got deleted just like this one bery soon
Jannies are over protective of Blue Archive which really shows how fucking struggling the fanbase is atm
>>714834721The problem with your post is thereโs no โplayingโ in Uma Musume. Itโs as much a โgameโ as Football Simulator.
>>714834635Hey now to be fair BA also has
A NTR blackedslop skank
A shark toothed cop
Shiroko in her adult form is nice
Brown bitch whose friends with NTR skank
Nevermind you right.
>>714834739yeah? Nintendo invents everything while everyone steals from them
>>714834929>b-but muh porn numbersjust accept no one outside of paid twitter artists (including them actually) give a shit about your shovelware.
>>714831695dont care, still playing gfl
Pokemon TCG will continue to dominate everything in the long run, Pokefag's paypiggery is eternal
>>714833839>no tamagotchi phone app>no digimon vpet>no chao garden gachaBandai and sega just ignoring free money.
>>714834956And this football simulator managed to more fun than any hoyoshit game. Fucking kek.
Mad your slop game never gets fanarts and doujins because BA took them all lmfao
>>714831619 (OP)This is probably the first time I am genuinely lost on a fad.
Please help me make sense of this. It's just a gacha, right? It's just like gambling but with horse girls? A fucking auto battler that you watch more than you actually play? That's what everyone is going frothing mad over?
Jesus fuck I'm not even in my 30's but I feel like the world is becoming exponentially more alien.
>>714835036You probably believe mapletory will die soon too.
>>714831780>All these replies defending this shit having practically no gameplayWhat the fuck are you people doing on a video game board?
You can tell this board is full of dumb kids that approve of whatever asmongold is playing
>>714832204That was a MMO
>>714834721god you gacha haters are so embarrassing and can't form your own opinion unless some popular streamer makes it for you
>>714835173Anon, it's just a stat raising sim. You've played them before right?
>>714835173Its not an autobattler.
Its a raising sim.
Campaigns are more dependent on skill(knowledge) than pulling something good.
>>714835173>gambling game about gambling I think that's all it is really. Gacha is for gambling addicts
>>714835173Easy to figure out why nigga
>Waifu-addictionA new fix for people who collect for waifus
>Story/personality to the girlsUnlike AL it's got some level of context to them, like that perpetual loser Haru something.
>FOMO because it got big (perhaps because of paid sponsorship by influencers)Self explanatory
>"Why don't people want to play a game?"Ask why people watch letsplays instead of playing the game.
Ask /v/ why they talk about hating games instead of playing games they like
>>714835228videogames aren't sports and it requiring less apm doesn't make it less of a videogame
>>714835289Hoyoshit is garbage censored slop and the fanbase is full of yuritrannies yaoifaggots and other LGBT subhumans, cope.
>>714831780>just watching horses run with no control Just like real life stupid
>>714833825Grub is not apuri, it's browser based mobage with their own dedicated payment channel as such this aggregator site can't track their data easily.
>>714831751Well hopefully they at least keep it going till I can do the story. I started it now.
>>714835173You hit the gacha for girls (horses), then for skills to put on them, then you play Princess Maker until you can watch them run against other girls (horses), and they won't win unless you gacha'd very hard for the best skills.
>>714835436A lot of gachas have dedicated payment channels, excluding GBF smells like cope.
so many fuckers playing this game now, the servers are running the fucking redline
STOP FUCKING PLAYING, YOU'RE MAKING THE GAME SLOW FOR ME
blue archive is dogshit but not playing woke musume either
>>714835254Blue Archive fags want asmon to stream their game too
>>714835473>You gotta paypig or your wife will feel sad she didn't winDelightfully devilish seymour.
>>714834721I agree on uma but wuwa is just another soulless genshin clone, is a waste of time
>>714835173The races are about as engaging as mario kart
>>714835473>>714835342>>714835340>>714835337>>714835325Thanks for the replies, I was actually curious. It's just unfathomably mind boggling that people are going full send on this. I'm extremely glad I never got a gambling addiction. It just seems like condensed dopamine crack in a virtual format. Manipulative stuff.
>>714835473>>714835342>>714835340Thereโs one massive problem: the designs for the girls are all generic shit outside of Special Week, and thatโs a huge โmaybeโ.
>>714835381Is hoyoslop and wuwa/umamusume the only gacha games you know? There are better gacha games than umamusume and wuwa that aren't covered by some retard twitch streamers
>115 posts
>Not a single gameplay webm
>>714832937Yeah, everything from China gets a boost
>>714835667I wanted to shitpost about BA dropping to 0 players during maintenance but there's still a thousand people who leave the game open all day what the shit
>>714835728It has no gameplay. Literally none. Tiny Tower has more gameplay than this game does. And it runs like shit on even top-end devices. Itโs a bad game all around.
>>714835712I don't mind the designs but I do mind the sheer size of the cast
there's too many fucking horses
>>714832937>>714835747UH OH CHINKY STINKY EXPOSED
>>714835728True for most threads on /v/
>>714835747>China must cheat to be NUMBAH WAN in literally fucking everything even an online gachaslop revenue chartChina needs to chill the fuck out it's really not that serious
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1941246366401044757
I want to feed her an apple
It just reached a new peak btw
>>714835767BA has the same issue. Gacha are bad about that since they're casting a wide net to catch whales. If you're just going in to try the vidya it really is dreadful.
>>714835902Horses are such stupid looking animals.
>>714835728>500 thousand dall-e threads>not a single gameplay posthuh?
>>714835951DON'T BE RUDE TO HER
>>714831619 (OP)>can't win a career with Teio for my lifeThe stars can align and she'll get 17th randomly on a race where she's a top contender or fails consecutive single digit percent skill checks it's absolutely insane.
>>714835747What you should have also mentioned is that that's an editable textbox and they've posted the charts with 5x multipliers and higher if a Japanese game is winning.
>>714831619 (OP)It's nice to see Nippon get one over on chinkslop gatcha that was swamping the market
>>714835753Botted players
1k is all Nexon can afford unfortunately
>>714833912>wuwa>underdogthat's every new IP gacha that drop into the gacha space.
>>714835521This kind of chart usually only account for the estimate they can get off of Google Play and App Store data. If you really want to know how's grub doing there's a nip site that tracks revenue for mobage including Granblue, don't remember the name though but it's what the shitposter at /gbfg/ usually use as material back in the day.
>>714835667>it keeps dropping
>>714836138too bad it had to be a localisation of an ancient game because they are now incapable of making anything competitive
>>714836138pokemon tcg won several times already
>>714835753Have you ever checked the steam chart for any game that has maintenance day before?
look at this fucking dumbass
>>714831619 (OP)If we're being completely honest, the only reason Blue Archive ever got the prominence it did with doujins, specifically because of Umamusume's content guidelines.
>>714835753Steam charts numbers have a bit of delay
>>714831619 (OP)I play all three
I like gacha
they have better stories than most western faggy slop
I also like how much they make queers on /v/ and r/games seethe
>>714836539How did that translate into japanese sales? This logic is so dumb
>>714835714>retarded streamerBut enough about hoyoshit
>>714835693Wuwa is Genshin but 10000x better
>>714832937if it helps you sleep at night, these charts don't cover pc/console sales
Hehe BAbros we gatekept them all
BAshits gatekeep their game and surprised it flops lmao
Fucking retards think its a single player game or smt
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>>714837242Bro you posted it alreadyโฆ
>>714837242> BA is down for mainteiance
>>714836663Same. I'm playing BA, Uma, and P5X. Tribal faggotry can go fuck off.
twitch zoomers are getting baptised by anime horse girl idols as we speak
>>714831619 (OP)>not one anime waifu with a kinky asthetic despite them all being ponygirlsWasted potential
>>714837904>mogged by BA during maintenance
west ruins everything again
>>714831619 (OP)Zenless is doing fine. It's Blue Archive you should be worried about. All that supposed hype and steam is showing less than 1.5k players for it right now.
Uma for comparison has 40k+ players right now, to put that into perspective. And that's a niche, extremely Japanese gacha about horse racing.
>>714836745It doesn't. For the amount of presence Blue Archive has in the creative spaces, it makes very little money
>>714838178It only ruins it if you let it
>>714831619 (OP)It's pretty great but man doing a career every single day for dailies is definitely gonna make me bounce sooner or later.
>>714838221>less than 1.5k players for it right nowBecause the servers are down for maintenance
Also,
>extremely JapaneseThat's arguably a selling point, especially to the normalfags streamers that caused the game to go viral.
>>714838301just don't do it
>>714837337how brown are you?
>>714838231It has very little actual presence. Once you do a little digging you'll find out BA's art was mainly just nexon paying bribes to artists, who then pretend as if they drew BA on their own. Artists have been caught multiple times doing this, it's really scummy behavior.
>>714838416I don't want to brick my account
>>714838178wouldn't be a problem if they weren't bigoted towards asians and stopped being anti-gacha
>>714837337i was playing all 3 but man personaX was so janky that i uninstalled
>>714831619 (OP)All gachashit will die thanks to SKG.
>>714838413Oh okay, so BA playercount will magically go to 50k when maintenance ends then, right?
>>714838231https://m.dcinside.com/board/projectmx/15244477
>$730 million cumulative total sales
>>714838502only for yuropoors and no one gives a shit about them
>>714838458you probably already did. its fine.
>>714831751>Fire Emblem Heroes is cookeddamn. Well it's amazing a png game could surivie this long in the 3D model and Live 2D era
>>714838413The maintenance is just an excuse and barely even changed much
Steam showed it at around 4k players before maintenance
It gigaflopped with or without maintenance, 4k isn't much different from 1.5k when you really get down to it
you guys are weirdly obsessed about BA even though it's supposedly a dying game no one plays or cares about
>>714838548This isn't the narrative the steam charts told me about...
>>714838458a measly 20 carats a day isn't going to brick your account. Whales will win no matter what
>>714838548Revenue is not the same thing as profit, my financially illiterate BAggot.
>>714838665I'm sure the glorified VN of a chibi autobattler has required hundreds of millions of dollars to run throughout its lifespan
>>714838608You mean like how BA fanboys were weirdly obsessed with other gacha games for years and years talking about how their game is the comiket king while trashtalking other games?
Damn, maybe don't be obnoxious pricks if you don't want a taste of your own medicine. What comes around goes around
>>714838608It's some retards convincing themselves out of the meme that gacha is okay to play just because some twitchtv faggot approved of it. Imagine making yourself miserable for years refusing to play a game you think looks fun because "le gacha is evil" activism
>>714838818jesus christ dude
>>714831751>no sight of alice gear aegis
>>714838854That's what being a f2p is for
>>714838818I'm sure that was the BA fanboys and not the exact same group of shitposters that go around stirring shit in every fucking general because they like seeing gacha fanbases at each other's throats for no reason
>normie friend who has never touched a gacha tries uma musume because a streamer he likes played it
>now he's hooked
People often avoid games and genres they have pre-conceived notions on. All it takes is to try them and you might find something you find enjoyable even when you thought it was something you'd never play.
And /v/ keeps perpetuating the fact that 90% of you don't play ANY fucking video games
>>714838791Commissioning paid art en masse certainly does.
Too bad for nexon that it never translated into an actual playerbase.
>>714838530If BA doesn't hit 50k by tomorrow morning it's confirmed to flop and eos
>>714838818>BA literally broke this faggot this hardKEKAROOOOO!!!
>>714838984did your friend spend any money?
>>714831619 (OP)does cygames still syphon their gatcha money into real games? They are like the only company I dont mind succeeding by making gatchaslop.
>>714839017>instead of giving the money to their CEO so he can have another cocaine cruise they use it to commission pornunspeakably based
>>714839048I thought typemoon and hypergryph did this too
>>714839048it goes to their animation studio so they can make fuarking kino movies like the horse one
>>714831619 (OP)BA pushes out so much merch that sells well it's hard to imagine it's going anywhere. If they were hurting for money then they would push harder for in-game monetization but they haven't changed anything in years at this point.
>>714838608Baggots are elitist pricks that think theyโre too good to collab with anyone, always positioning themselves as the FGO killer.
The way you turds keep rejecting criticism and calling out for mods when people show you steam charts of your player count is proof the BA community is full of fragile waifufaggot fucks that probably never played the game to begin with lmao
>he posted the sankaku complex article again
Poor guy is mindbroken
I genuinely don't believe anyone actually plays Blue Archive, they just obsessively goon over the characters. I have been to countless BA threads and not ONCE have I seen anyone talk about the story (which the game literally revolves around).
>>714839172>always positioning themselves as the FGO killer.this never happened
>>714839172You live in some alternate universe if you think baggots are elitists, unless that elitism is putting themselves above LGBT then yeah they are very hostile. BA is one of the friendliest communities as long as you aren't one of the alphabet people.
>>714839167When a gacha dies so will the community
Eg; Dragalia Lost.
Aint nobody gonna buy BA merch if the gameโs dead lil bro
>>714839264>as long as you aren't one of the alphabet peopleYou're probably replying to one
>>714839045No. He's only played for a few days. As someone who has played a ton of gacha games in the past, I guided him to not spend any money on the game, not partake in the PvP aspects aside from just claiming rewards from them, and just play at his own pace, roll the characters he wants and build whatever characters he wants and not give a fuck about the meta.
>>714838454In any case, I'm willing to say that if it weren't for the guidelines, most of the BA doujins would've been Umamusume doujins
>>7148393052 more weeks just like touhou
>>714839048they siphon it into other gachas
granblue, princess connect, shadowverse, umamusume all share the same wallet
>>714839305...how is it going to die if the game is being held up by merch sales? That was the point I was making, if they were hurting for money they would start shitting out limited cosmetics and FOMO but they don't.
Their strategy seems to be more in making the game casual and promoting the characters then selling merch of them.
>>714839409>they siphon it into other gachasLMAO I wish
GBF and PCR have been in the fucking gutter for YEARS, ever since Uma came out in fact
>>714839174BA warped the lil troon really badly
>>714839365yeah? if he doesn't get FOMO then he'll be fine with you guiding him. i've seen niggas wreck their bank accounts because of gacha, and Uma is predatory as hell.
>>714839048Granblue has channeled their gacha money into 3 games (2 fighters, 1 action RPG), they're currently making another action game reusing the same engine as Granblue Relink, but it's an original IP.
This game is getting so retardedly viral. It's insane desu
>>714839404Honestly the rate at which it's bleeding players wouldn't surprise me if it actually would die in 2 weeks.
It won't because nexon is insisting on their zombie franchise for whatever reason, but it de facto will be dead in 2 weeks. Losing 1000 players daily is unsustainable when your average playercount is only 5,000 at best.
>>714839541Trust the plan xis
What horse would he train?
I have lost years of my life pointlessly grinding away in grubble
I can't play the horse girl game can't take the risk of it being the same don't trust cyjews
>>714839219Waifushitters donโt play the game their waifus are in
2hu tards for example are like this. FYI bkub the guy who drew these 2hu chen comics NEVER PLAYED a single second of Touhou games
>>714839595what the hell is grubble?
cygames gaslit shills are as bad as nexon's
>>714839232>>714839264>uh chuddie we never say thathttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/ba%20cultural%20phenomenon/
BA history revision cord defence force needs better team coordination
>>714839652 i'm not afraid to admit when i'm wrong
>>714839535yeah for the wrong reasons. Twitch streamers literally just try to remove any asian thing about it and ask their chat for help on every single thing. Doesn't seem like they're even involved in playing
>>714839652Oh man 3 pages of results over 2.5 years from random anons many of which are shitposting the game ironically, very reflective of the community.
>>714832101I wish the races had an active component, the battles in MR are way better.
>>714839630it's a black hole of pointless grind
I quit think 8 yearts ago.
now they're flooding the game with homos
twice a year I check the gbf generals for the wailing and despair to feel better about quitting before these other guys did
sold my account for 600 bucks to a frenchie
>>714839652Where's the posts saying it's the FGO killer though
>>714839219I liked how vol1's enemies are corpos. Also Aru was cute.
>>714839761??? did you just samefag yourself pretending to me? kek we are right for making sure you AIDS carriers can't be in the community.
Protip: Keeping you people out is exactly why the community doesn't devolve into the shitflinging dumpster that other gacha games like hoyo fall into.
>>714839868whoa you're deranged lol
I keep seeing that fucking dumbass ad and I have no fucking interest in this fucking mobile and shit ass game. Fuck ads, Fuck UMA, FUCK LOIL ARTIST
>>714839469for years? How long? Is it within the timespan of relink and versus? Did you know priconne and shadowverse characters were used in those games as well
>>714839932I think everyone else can see that I'm right be observing gacha communities at large. From the perspective of you, though, I guess it's "deranged" since you're the one being gatekept.
>>714839950>Fuck UMA, FUCK LOLIdon't mind if I do
>>714840089did you just samefag yourself pretending to be me?
>>714839652>only 3 pages>half of the posts are making fun of himSome random /vg/ schizo mindbroke you, it's time to move on bro
>>714840129 What the actual fuck is wrong with you, you fucking retarded asshole?
>less gameplay than starrail
>star rail gameplay
>turn auto with latest characters, win. donโt even need to look at the screen, your choices are irrelevant. just pick new shiny character
>uma musume gameplay
>have to actually select and plan what you need to do in order to win, else you will lose. lots of things go into grinding the best umas
which one actually has less gameplay?
>>714839950>Fuck UMA, FUCK LOILI have never played uma musume, are there loli horses?
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>>714839796justed check their general now.
I share the exact same sentiment as the other two cyjew victims
>>714840129Keep your hands off Rice Shower, she's mine.
>>714840243oh it's the general /bag/ bullies all the time
>>714840257The fuck you mean?
>>714840257Fine by me, I'm taking Mayano Topgun
>>714840229Yes, Rice Shower and Twin Turbo coming later.
>>714831619 (OP)you guys do BIG WIN for your umas dont you?
>>714840229There's a handful of short flatties but depending on how pure your definition of loli is you may disagree with calling some of them lolis
>>714831619 (OP)>AC Shadows nearly peaked at 65k>faggots here call it a flop>UMA has 43k>Faggots are for some reason acting as if this a resounding success
Thoughts on Vodka? I used her in my second-ever Career run, and after a couple of close calls, she somehow found her stride and ended up blazing to first in the last few mandatory races. She seems pretty solid.
How many of you retarded asshole jerking pedophiles are there?
>>714840473how do you jerk an asshole?
>>714840473What's the current male population of planet Earth?
>>714840228do you know about umamusume's auto mode in jp? Seems disingenuous to compare non-auto umamusume with auto starrail
>>714840209>doesn't countthis is why your kinds will always be dogpiled by everyone on 4chan everywhere you go from now, obnoxious Alzheimer gachatranny gayniggers.
>>714840425Game with budget of $350m+ needs a lot of sales
Game that needs to cover porting costs does not
>>714840393The first time I got this minigame I didn't understand how to play it and I haven't gotten it once since
>>714840445took her to the finals but she jobbed and i ran out of clocks
meanwhile daiwa scarlet cleared every race on her first try....
>>714840162That wasn't me but I question why you think someone would pretend to be you by saying based at someone shitting on you
>>714831619 (OP)Horses are the champion of aiding mankind, wouldn't be anywhere near where we are without their aid.
>>714840473None of the girls in uma are prepubescent so technically none
how many bonus skill points do you get when completing the URA finale?
wanna minmax my Bakushin a bit, I hit the cap too early last time and probably wasted a ton of points
>>714840473We jerk to horses here.
>>714838984I said this about sports games for years now and /v/ still laughs at me
>>714838902>no sight of snowbreak
>>714841162but i've tried sports games and they sucked
>>714831780Is this dark mango psychology?
>>714839607>Waifushitters donโt play the game their waifus are in>2hu tards for example are like this. FYI bkub the guy who drew these 2hu chen comics NEVER PLAYED a single second of Touhou gamesLet's be completely real here: NOBODY has ever played a Touhou game. It's just this wierd, obscure anime game that is talked about like some mythical being that nobody has ever actually seen but only heard tales of from their elders.
Nah, not biting the FOTM. There's no longevity here if you're not willing to spend half your pay check a month to keep up. I know the PVP aspect is a glue factory slaughterhouse for sane human beings.
>>714831751>That azur lane fallAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
>>714841647or you can just tell metafags to fuck off and just enjoy the game without paypigging like me
>>714841179The thing about China is, they'll give you big money (if you're originally Chinese at least), but one wrong move and you're a pariah
>>714831780unironically this is the best autoplay slop right now
its more exciting to stare at than HSR
I find it funnier CyGames didn't even pay any of these streamers to shill their game.
brb, on my way to fug lara croft
>be me
>professional /v/ shitposter
>wake up every morning, stretch, crack knuckles
>open Blue Archive thread
>same bait OP with a coomer thumbnail and 3 replies
>time to clock in
>"why does this game have such a low playerbase despite high fan arts?"
>"this entire thing is a humiliation ritual"
>BAfags instantly foam at the mouth
>BAcucks rush in
>"b-but the art is peak!"
>"playerbase doesn't matter!"
>"w-we donโt need Genshin and Uma numbers"
>"it's a cultural phenomenon!!"
>someone posts a 3-paragraph essay about Sensei's emotional depth
>I reply with Steam charts and a screenshot of a 0.2% achievement
>someone posts a hentai gif to derail
>thread hits bump limit in 40 mins
>400+ replies of seethe, cope, coom, and arguing about lore no one asked for
>Arona dev team probably watching, crying in a Google Doc
>every thread is damage control + derailing attempts
>every thread is a ritual
>I am the ritual
>I donโt even play the game
>I just feed off the chaos
>see you tomorrow
>picrel is me IRL
>>714833265Watch her movie, it will sell you on playing it(She deserves a good ending so BAD FUCK)
>>714841976honestly i expected this to flop, this gacha is pretty old in JP
but somehow even the people that absolutely hate gachaslop never touched genshit are playing it
>>7148420352 million unique players minus bots is quite a lot, but I can't imagine being schizophrenic enough to spend 400 posts replying to yourself with the same arguments made over the last 3-4 years at this point. I can't imagine what makes someone schizo out at BA's existence so hard. It's either the fact the community curbstomps troons or the fact it gets all the artists but it's certainly seated in some kind of mental illness.
>>714842273Weird seeing these zoomers on twitch getting attached to their horse girls, kek
>>714842273Most people are just watching streamers going by the attention it's getting on twitch/social media. Probably the only gacha game that you can actually tolerate watching gameplay for.
>>714841976I doubt it, some of these streamers are complete normalfags and wouldn't touch a weeb gacha with a ten foot pole
>>714842425twitch needs to be burnt down and scattered to the wind
>>714841497Nobody ever played Blue Archive either
>>714840574>do you know about umamusume's auto mode in jp?Which is only used to farm fans for circle quotas, farming inherits, and complete dailies. You're never going to make an even slightly competitive horse with auto, even with the new scenario being braindead easy to make maxed stats umas. Disingenuous chink.
>>714831619 (OP)I didn't play either games but isn't this is just the fate of all gacha post 1 year anniv? It's just older players and returning players. Nobody going to play a game that's been around for several years and it's impossible to catch up unless you whale or something.
>>714844469Do you not have eyes or something?
Uma is a 4+ year old game and yet it's regularly breaking new all time high playercounts.
>>714831619 (OP)sell me this game, why should I play it? my weeb coworkers won't stop talking about it
>>714844521>4+ year old gameNot for EN
>>714835747BA did badly in China iirc
>>714844521PC Uma is a fresh start
>>714844521In JP yeah. It's brand new elsewhere
>>714844639>>714844664So is BA. Stop making excuses and just own up to the fact that nobody cares about BA except for loudmouthed pedophiles.
>>714844748BA has a global version for 4 years at this point
>>714833265You're still in time until the Kitasan Black Support Card leaves (8 days more or less). After that you will be too late.
>>714844640Yeah it's censored there, chinks can't handle sexy children
>>714831780That explains why e-celebs love it, it's just reaction content fodder.
>>714844640It's weird because chinks do like BA and the CN server is almost as big as the JP one but they don't spend at all on it somehow
>>714844823The steam release is new. You know, the same steam release BA fans were boasting about how it was gonna destroy Uma and about how hyped it was?
Don't backpedal now, literally everyone can see the proof for themselves.
>>714835193>gets mogged by maple mit's over.................
>>714844985If BA was truly dying you wouldn't need to lie
>>714844985>(1) in the filenameHoly mindbroken
>>714831619 (OP)not really. umamusme's gameplay is pretty genre specific
Why is everything a competition anyway
>>714844985And people who already playing it on their phones don't have to move to steam
>>714844985You are severely traumatized what the fuck are you doing dude. Uma is completely new to NA and Blue Archive is not
>>714845456We already know the monthly active users is 2 million people, bots excluded. The devs themselves confirmed it. Make of it what you will.
>>714831914Japs have a niche creative autism to come up with bizarre concepts, while chinks just recycle ideas they copy from elsewhere.
>>714845610>We already know the monthly active users is 2 million people, bots excluded.According to nexon's word, who has every reason to lie and inflate their player count.
So no, we don't already know the monthly active users.
>>714845963>here's an official source>NO IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>714846116>we investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.You weren't considered very bright in school, we're you? I can already tell
>>714845963Based on appstore numbers BA always makes it to #1 during popular events, the reason why people don't play a lot it's because this is an older gacha with short dailies
>>714831751>Even Azur Lane surpassed Blue ArchiveThat's pretty sad
>>714831619 (OP)It's done a good job at making me consider quitting other gacha games. Also helped me realise how bad my habits were at making the game unfun, so I've been trying to dial it back a bit.
>>714846471Cygames gachas get very jewish after the newbie welfare faucet stops running though
>>714846386It's the retarded chess gameplay like Azur lane had, nikke devs were smarter by making it just an even faster idle
>>714834951They literally left the steam charts ba threads up janny-kun, everyone knows you want gacha wars because it takes space from shilling Nintendo games
>>714835772
>>714846748It's not that bad and I've had worse.
>>714846748did granblue change? that shit did nothing but shove out endless shit and free rolls
>>714840228HSR is more of a story driven game at this point. They've even cut out most of the actual combat from the overworld because people were annoyed by constant interruptions. So at this point if you enjoy HSR then it's because you enjoy reading the story and events.
>>714831751Skirk saved Genshin Impact
>>714842784It's clearly wrong in both cases because the memes derive from the story so if people aren't playing the games and reading then you would have no clue what is going on with the art trends. Granted with both Touhou and BA you can just read the story scripts/momotalks etc. online and skip the game entirely and you're getting most of the same experience. People who play the game enjoy interacting with the girls or personally leveling them up(at the launch of BA there was very little emphasis put on student gifts but they realized that players were putting a lot of effort on trying as hard as possible to max out affection with their favorite students which takes forever so rewards slowly shifted more into providing more gifts)
>>714846391BA only makes money in-game twice a year during anni or the occasional random limited banner between. No one rolls standard units ever since you get spooked by half of them during bluefest(there's rare exceptions of them selling OK like Kisaki but they're exceptions)
>>714831751>Nikke doing well + $200 million from Stellar Blade salesShiftUp cant stop winning
>>714833919>things that never happened
Outside of anniversaries Uma has been dead for years like BA.
>>714835228Horses in the thumbnail taint this as a horse thread, this isn't neutral ground.
>>714848145The last three characters I actively rolled for in the last year or so was Terror Wolfseggs, Dress Hina, and Kisaki.
I'm not really feeling Rio but it's double rate up so its the best time to fill out your roster of any students you're missing.
>>714848293The Western release is also pretty astroturfed by streamers and their legions of zoomers. In terms of actual art it hasn't really spurred more than usual. These Westerners are pretty much cultural voids in terms of anything creative.
>>714848293What will BA do now? Enter the mobile market?
Much like other porn addict games like BD2, or snowbreak, no one actually playing it, they just watch the softcore porn animation
>>714832937More like underestimate, half of the Hoyo revenue comes from PC and consoles.
>>714848420Do exactly what it's been doing constantly for the last three years and focus on taking advantage of the hardcore otaku crowd it controls with stuff like merch. If they were desperate for money they'd put fomo and paid cosmetics in the game but it hasn't changed its monetization in years.
>>714848445BA is extremely tame compared to those and many other gacha for that matter outside some of the momotalk l2d.
>>714835767Because the purpose of gacha like this is just to cast a wide a net as possible to hook someone in with a specific design.
>no gameplay
>designs are the blandest shit you will ever see from a gacha
this is just launch hype from non japanse otaku who want to fit in
>>714849109That and variety is the spice of life. Every gacha game has a wide variety of girls because it would be boring if they all were similar in body or personality.
I'll no longer be able to talk about Uma Musume among fellow dorks, instead the threads will be infused with a bunch of memers spouting catchphrases from their favorite ironic youtubers.
I guess it's good that Cygames will make more money to turn into new original anime, but is it worth it?
>>714849285cygames here, yes it is
>>714849125Most of the people jumping on Umamusume aren't even otaku or weebs, though. It mostly seems to be zoomer wannabe normies who don't know anything about otaku culture.
Actual weebs and otaku have known about this game since it released years ago because it was absolutely massive in JP for two years.
>>714849285>instead the threads will be infused with a bunch of memers spouting catchphrases from their favorite ironic youtubers.don't forget about the reddit memes and the western shArt
>>714849285I'm sure it will fell into obscurity soon when streamoids getting bored and move on
>my slot machine is better than yours
the absolute state of this thread
>>714849553Doesn't happen in the actual BA threads or community; I doubt most of the people doing this shitflinging even play either game. But this board has a handful of troons/women who have spent years crying about BA so this is an opportunity to use one game to shit on another.
>>714849553better than most modern /v/ threads
>>714831619 (OP)Whites have cuckoldry fetish and homo boner so no, not on global at least
>>714849706Probably the same shitposters in them too
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>>714841214You haven't played any good ones
Plenty of winter sports games that are great too, like the SSX series
>>714849553Gacha conditions its fabase into being fanatics because of a mix of waifufaggotry and consolewars because EoSing if you don't recruit enough people into your cult is a thing
>>714832937They overestimate Nikke by a large margin if you compare it to Shift Up's financial report.
I really liked Pocket Card Jockey. I wish I could go back to those easygoing days of playing this during my train commute.
https://youtu.be/gnh5iqU7Jx8
>>714831751I cant believe GI is still doing this well
>>714849883Until Genshin/hoyo came along none of these gacha war bullshit threads happened. It's not the game or genre but a certain kind of person(women+LGBT) who constantly start drama. The use of the word "waifufaggotry" is a red flag in and of itself.
>>714831619 (OP)i don't play gachas
if i watch the anime, will the girl in picrel be in it?
>>714850042Skirk fixed what Natlan broke
>>714831780actually I would argue that lite monster-rancher style gameplay mixed with a VN is better than most other gacha bullshit that pretends to be based on strategy but isn't really
>>714850057she's a background character
>>714850057or maybe is the manga better?
Umas gameplay is novel for a mobile game. Genshin, zzz, Blue Archive, etc all ape gameplay of actual games and I imagine people are tired of it, especially when they just become autoslop 1 hour in.
>>714831751i had a battle cats account but literally only because it was super easy to hack and give yourself infinite gacha currency
I think they patched that some years ago though, and I lost my account on accident some time before that.
>>714850057I think she's in it at some point?
>>714849553wtf are you talking about? gacha wars is like sports except when your team loses, it fucking dies forever.
its cool as fuck and way more thrilling than /sp/
My biggest problem with Uma Musume is that you can see from miles away how Cygames will turn it into a hardcore grindfest (or you can just watch the OG server). This very first event required a shitton of runs, and practically you have to skip all events and texts, which its a shame since I do think this is can be a sweet casual visual novel / training sim.
Then again, you can just ignore all FOMO shit and enjoy it the way you like. Its a gacha and that sucks, but then again, it will keep being updated for a while and for free. I still don't know if I'll keep playing it or I'll become burned-out after a few days.
>>714850054Most of the people who participate in gacha war bullshit are SEA and sometimes Russians. Women and gays bring an entirely different cancer of calling everything problematic and trying to correct shit they don't even play but that doesn't happen here seriously unlike browns trying to shit on each others' gacha.
>when something mildly complex happens during a story segment and the camera shifts to look at the sky while the text describes what is happening
>>714850162Genshin is kind of a botw clone but there isn't really anything like ZZZ in terms of its gameplay loop. BA is hardly a game; it's UI is a clone of Princess Connect(also hardly a game) but the gameplay isn't really a clone of anything else either, it's just flavor for the actual visual novel content that the game actually is. If you don't enjoy reading then you won't enjoy BA.
>>714850261They solved this years ago by letting you spend TP to get double event points. You can literally clear events in like 4-5 runs. Global will probably get it soon.
>>714850268most women and fags who get into this shit are the same kind of shitposter here
you're thinking about twitter normalfags
>>714841738did anything happen to it?
>>714850229I find it incredibly funny whenever a game declares end-of-service and you can see in their respective /vg/ thread, every flavor of personality from various other generals just come and do drive-by recruitment drives like a vulture picking at a corpse to boost their numbers up.
>>714850261Players are beginning to see the endgame of Uma: Sparks. It's somethink like a 2% chance of a 3* spark in speed if you have 1000 or higher when you finish a career. It's basically arfifact grinding in Genshin Impact or HSR.
>>714850108>thinks Skirk doing well means you're getting more males
>>714850346>there was an actual mentally ill crystal cafe shitposter in one of the hoyo's /vg/ threads>and another one was an actual faggotcan confirm
>>714850339>Genshin is kind of a botw cloneanyone who says this either didn't play botw or didn't play genshin.
botw is a game based around puzzle solving and exploration, where you will find unique rewards and encounters.
genshin is just a normal(ish) (although poorly made) jrpg, 99% of your time will be spent reading dialogue and the exploration offers no unique rewards or things to find, and the puzzles are insultingly bad, so much so that you should pretend they don't exist.
zelda botw's loop is going from shrine to shrine and wandering off in between, genshin's loop is following boring quests that will take you to the interesting places (the game doesn't let you find anything remotely unique without tying it to long quest)
>>714831619 (OP)Can I see them in their underwear?
>>714850268No, the BA community kicks out women+LGBT and it makes the community incredibly peaceful as a result with very little drama. Any drama that does happen is because of said people trying to infiltrate. In terms of ethnicity it has people from everywhere on the planet.
It really is just a woman+lgbt issue. When it's nothing but straight men then drama vanishes.
>>714850339>there isn't really anything like ZZZ in terms of its gameplay loopWhich is what? Autobattling your dailies? Very revolutionary.
imagine playing a game you are 4 years behind, lmao
they only released on global to try and give one last hurrah for the game as it started doing poorly on japan
>>714850525>unique rewards and encounters...for like the first 10-20 hours of the game at which point it just becomes repetitive encounters with a tiny bit of variety. At this point in time Genshin has more unique encounters in its newer zones.
>>714850526there's no implied romance with the horse-girls
they added fellow trainers you can interact with sometimes to fill that void
>>714850552zzz doesn't have autobattles
but yeah zzz isn't unique, it's literally a honkai impact 3rd clone in an urban setting, it's as basic as an action game can be, don't know what the other anon is waffling
>>714850552>ZZZ>autobattleretard
>>714850341Shit that would've been great to have from the beginning, I only did a run daily to know the uma and her story. However, the whole thing about inheritance, builds and skills still promote doing tons of runs, pretty much what
>>714850367 says. You practically need to not give a fuck about teams, challenges and PvP or you'll go insane.
>>714850229I think a BA fan once stabbed an FGO fan in Japan for calling BA a shit gacha that will die soon
Gacha tribalism is unreal and can lead to murders
>>714850697>that war priconne and ba in 2ch had at some pointthe japanese take it further
>be hoyo
>do nothing
>win
man, the japs are so fucked
>>714850268>russiansI thought russians preferred genshin, co-op is full of random slav gibberish names
>>714850643nah you are either lying or just didn't play the game, zelda botw has a lot of unique encounters, the only repetitive ones are koroks.
and you regularly find unique rewards like different outfits that are different from each other, or stuff like the hylian shield
in genshin you never get unique rewards, all you get are xp materials that are worthless since they don't change anything to the gameplay, i never found something in genshin's openworld and thought "damn that's cool" (aside from that one claymore in dragonspine, and it fucking sucks)
>>714850760>On March 30, 2023, Crunchyroll, the publisher for the global version of the game, announced that the game would be ending service on April 30.man, BAchuds wiped the floor with Priconne Jesus
imagine the bloodshed
>>714850836>aside that claymore in dragonspine and it fucking sucksdragonspine was so damn kino in general, the related items sucked but it was great nonetheless
>>714850162Blue Archive is just a VN but with an autobattler and sexy chibis slapped onto it. Granted, it's a pretty decent VN since the game manages to make me care about the retards under your care (especially the main story groups). I want to rape Hifumi.
>>714850320animating is hard
>>714850658No romance is fine, what about slutty outfits?
a youtuber told me hoyo bad and this game good
>>714850941I thought 2ch complained because BA was getting all the artist attention. I mean, there was that cosplayer complaining about BA getting too much traction in comiket too
>>714831619 (OP)Is this a ZZZ thread, a general hoyo thread, an uma thread, or a BA thread?
>>714850943dragonspine was the closest genshin got to feeling like an actual open world game.
ever since then it's just your classic mobile trash, designed for gambling addicts and poor thirdworlders who have no choice but to play on their phones.
>>714850941This is why Cykeks hate the game btw
>>714851093this, it was such a massive upgrade from the prior regions and anything after it was a massive downgrade
>>714851037whoever it was, its not wrong
>playing some normalfaggy gamewhy would you
>>714850807>believe in chinese numbersAre you a woman who orders from temu too?
>>714831619 (OP)Not a fan of the normie attention and bandwagoning at all, will be a lot better once they stop trying to pretend they were ever going to try the game without the virality aspect. All these twitch streamers that are so clearly averse to Otaku culture trying to force themselves through concerts is funny to see thougn
>>714851016They have swimsuits and idol outfits etc. coming in the future
>>714851181a company with 5 active live service games and 2 in the making is clearly doing something right
Not a fan of the normie attention and bandwagoning at all, will be a lot better once they stop trying to pretend they were ever going to try the game without the virality aspect. All these twitch streamers that are so clearly averse to Otaku culture trying to force themselves through concerts is funny to see though
>>714850680Combat isn't comparable to HI3 at all. ZZZ late game is all about dodging enemy attack patterns or you get 2-3 shot. It's a lot closer to dark souls if anything for end game.
>>714851228I will now play your game, thank you
>>714850658That's very gay and lame then
>>714850367>>714850686I mean... i think i could tolerate some equivalent of artifact grinding if it was automated like in HSR where you can just alt tab and come back every 90 seconds a handful of times then close the game for the day
>>714851053nta but BA pretty much killed Priconne in actuality as in Priconne was doing fine and then fell off a cliff into a grave after BA started getting popular. BA is basically princess connect but more streamlined gameplay, better graphics(subjective if you like 2D vs 3D chibis I guess) and with infinitely better character/story writing. One of the worst aspects of Priconne was its extremely generic isekai writing with a silent protagonist.
>>714851318dark souls is about learning enemey movesets and managing your stamina.
zzz is about using the obscenely strong parry and abusing iframes from abilities, and also the good old dps check.
the only mode that's not a dps check is the tower.
>>714839219The game is shit and repetitive, don't blame me for being a shitty secondary
I see so zoomers like pedo stuff now?
>>714850525>botw is a game based around puzzle solving and exploration, where you will find unique rewards and encounters.like half of the shrines in botw are shitty combats
at least use totk since those are almost all puzzles
>>714850658There's hardly any sex appeal in Uma. Even the anime doesn't do it. Compare it to another Cygames gacha Princess Connect and it oozes fanservice.
>>714851604what if i told you the combat shrines are puzzles?
>>714851676then you'd be lying through your teeth
>>714850807Not really considering the absolute massive budgets their games have compared to stuff like this.
what determines how big the horses' tits are
>>714850339They removed tv mode so it's the usual hi3 slop now
>>714851831random chance and, in daiwa's case, spite
>>714834739huh? i thought the game was very similar to botw. like freezing water, burning grass to create updrafts, small scattered enemy camps with a chest after clearing them, glider, art style, temples, stamina for climbing and sprinting, cooking, map unlock with statues etcโฆ but it's worse than botw. dogshit combat mechanics, even worse shrines (which were already braindead in botw), trash story and atmosphere, tedious grind and gacha, worse animations, janky camera, snail-paced movement. i always thought it was just a dollar-store botw for piss poor who can't afford a $60 game.
>>714851760my mom didn't raise no liar
>>714851629Future horses get sexier designs.
>>714852136That's a child
>>714835902>>714835951>work with horses IRL>"why the long face?" jokes only get funnier and funnier every time
>>714851587That word has lost all actual meaning at this point and basically means being attracted to any anime girl with a number under 18 or even if 18 any girl without a certain breast size(and if she has that breast size then you're an ahh gooner blud, and you'll still get called a pedo if she isn't above the height of consent i.e. Uzaki) or even if she is over 18 with an ideally sexy body then you're still a pedophile if you've got more than a heckin' problematic age gap of 5 years. If she meets every one of those criteria to not be considered pedophilia then you're a coomer incel unless she looks over 40 or is some kind of muscle dommy mommy who looks like an androgynous man.
At that point you just ignore whatever label people are trying to give you and follow base biology.
>>714835951YOU'RE a stupid looking animal
>>714852387calling someone pedo is the new calling someone nazi. the latter has lost all effect, so npcs pivot
>>714833919everyone is having a taste of kancolle now, just like the good old days.
>>714848626>>714836945Is there an official source for that? Data sounds interesting
>>714852030damn I can't believe nintendo stole from half life
>>714850941>Crunchyroll, the publisher for the global version of the game, announced that the game would be ending serviceKnowing what we do about Crunchyroll now I suspect foul play on their part. Not saying this to defend attacking BA but I highly doubt it was an amicable agreement with CyGames.
>watch anime
>play game
>decide to look up favorite uma on kemono for a laugh
>there's an artist who almost exclusively draws all the umas shidding
>>714852387So how long it will take for the normal fags who are playing uma to try cancel the game cause ummm yikes is that a wedding dress??
Big poof yikes we need to talk about the problematic swimsuits that are pedo code u guys
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>>714852926I want more art of her 'experimenting'
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>>714833912Underdog where? It's 3 times more popular than ZZZ, but somehow struggles to keep up with it. You know why? Because shitskins like indians and seaniggers prefer wuwa to zzz.
>>714852475Really it's just the fact that relationships between men and women have died and you have this giant swarm of angry women who take it out by invading male dominated subcultures hoping to change/gaslight the men there through shame. Most of them are ugly and/or obese and so they will shame these men with any insult they can possibly apply to whatever girl men are lusting after if it is seen as traditional beauty/cuteness etc.
It doesn't matter if it's some cute loli or a sexy hag with huge tits, what matters is that it's seen as conventional while "androgynous muscle mommy" or "40-year-old with wrinkles" or "overweight" is not so it is encouraged or at least allowed.
Reminds me of when they released Bready in NIKKE and you had all these random women who never touched NIKKE in their life going to the reveal/art etc. just to praise the design for "representation. Women are bizarre.
>>714853004who the fuck plays zzz on a phone
>>714853048You can make the same remark about wuwa. It looks and runs like shit on both.
>>714852973They did that in Genshin at least 2-3 times a year up until this point and not once did it ever have an actual effect on the game. I mean it spent the first few years being called the pedo game while breaking record after record.
People really overestimate the influence these kinds of moral virtue signalers have on media like this. The whales dumping thousands of dollars into characters they like do not care about the opinions of other people. If they actually cared they wouldn't be dumping that much money on a gacha in the first place.
>>714853004>Posting their own LsLmao zzzkeks
Did u know that hoyo pushed zzz to release together with wuwa patch drop dates? And now their anniversary is losing to a normal patch lmao
>>714853187>People really overestimate the influence these kinds of moral virtue signalers have on media like this./v/, specifically, does
no one cares about the dumbass war between shitposters and twitteroids and random scumfuck journos because neither normalfags nor the people making the game give two shits
>>714853048I got through lost void activity 12 on mobile somehow they've really improved the optimisation around in the last week it was a slideshow before
>>714845667Cute girls doing cute things, but this time they are horses. Truly creative!!!
>>714831975Starrail has zero decision making. It's a glorified visual novel really.
>>7148532282.0 lost to zzz's 1.4
2.3 lost to zzz's 1.7
cope pajeet :)
>shin having a melty again
>>714853228This happened because they removed tv mode
>>714853048>>714853276Ive been playing ZZZ since launch and got a modern flagship phone two months ago but not once did it occur to me that i could install it onto my phone and probably make it work..
It just does not occur to me that this is actually a phone game. i literally cannot conceive of it in my head as a "phone game"
>>714831751so uma is already dead in japan?
>>714831619 (OP)Uma has zero porn at comiket
CYGAYS is woke now
You lost
>>714853276touch controls or controller? I can see controller working because it's pretty much like console and PC, but touchscreen is ass in this game
>>714855094unironically the only true metric of success, but of course /v/ will cope and try to deny it
>>714854937It's literally the ONLY somewhat popular japanese gacha.
>>714831751>pedophile archive getting mogged by horseslove to see it
>>714853306There's an astronomical level of lore detail that the Google doc documenting it is a hundred+ pages long. Nothing any chick or gook game could ever amount to that nor could any chink or gook copy such a thing.
>>714831751>battle cats still pulling 10 million a monththe world is sick
>>714855146Yeah, it's why I play it on steam deck
Fuck mihoyo for not allowing hsr to work on deck though
>>714856403>still pullingAre you saying that it should be pulling more or less than 10 mill
>>714853012That's because most men, even normal men are quitting and women are getting old. They also spam
>Y-you see if you like fanservice you are brown!As if men didn't watch ecchi since our teen years kek, all their shaming sounds desperate, meanwhile they allow all those husbandos/twink threads with Link being assfucked by Ganon and faggots masturbating with obese bears.
>>714855953fgo and monster strike are right there, retard
>>714855094The majority of booths at comiket for blue archive don't have lewds. The percentage of SFW and NSFW material has heavy favored SFW ever since the Toyko Olympics.
>>714831751>dokkan battle that low under dragonshart legendssick and twisted
>>714855969>posts pedophile image
>>714831619 (OP)KYS horse shill, the BA sweep is JUST starting.
>>714855969>PedophileAren't most BA girls teenagers?
>>714856465much less you'd have to be out of your mind to still play that
>>714831751Kinda happy that HBR is doing well for something that's otherwise a niche game.
is this game worth it? obviously it's free but I mean is it worth to actually give it a fair try and even spend some cash
>>714857052There's very few games that are Age of War-likes, especially ones like Battlecats that expand significantly on the concept so I'm not surprised
>>714856247Nigga, Genshin has a shit ton of lore as well.
>>714857269Yes, Blue Archive is totally worth it.
>>714856421you can make it work
>>714857402no I mean the horse racing game, I don't even like horse racing or know anything about it but it does look "fun" in a weird way, I just don't really feel like instaling that shit on my PC cuz of the anticheat
>>714856921/v/ is weirdly quiet about BA's player numbers all of a sudden
>>714831619 (OP)Do umatards seriously think their menu clicker has anything to do with real games like ZZZ
>>714857493It's a shitty 5 years late games with 2 hours long dailies and the yakuza cut your dick for fapping to porn of the horses. Do you want that shit in your life or do you want a game that actually care about you and your dick?
>>714857493it's a VN with barebones "management". If you're into that, play Idolmaster first.
>>714850658nigga mayano top gun would rape her trainer if given the chance
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>>714857597idk I have this itch to mindlessly grind any fucking game for a long time now, last time that itch was scratched was lost ark launch in the west back in 2022, I wasted away 900 hours in 4 months before calling quits lmao and now I wanna mindlessly grind something else, this game looks strangely alluring and yes I'm aware is not gameplay heavy
is the training actually anything more than
>hmm, will i pick speed again or power this time?
>>714856921STOP THE COUNT
>>714856921>>714857402>>714857496>>714857708why did BA suddenly spiked on steam like that?
>>714857721then play it on a phone, it's a clicker game. playing that on PC is just retarded, it does not require your full attention
>>714857781Horseshit's 5 minutes of fame is over when people realized how much of a slog it actually is.
>>714857829actually impressive
>>714857781BAchinks activated the bot
but they are so poor can`t even afford over 10k bots to beat horsefuckers
>>714857813anime game launcher
>>714857708BAjeets in shambles
>>714857886>muh botLOL, this is the best you can come up with?
>>714857781Filipinos came back from work.
>>714857708the absolute state of baggers......
>>714857781pagpag's came back from banana fields.
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I love management autism and racing and this shitty gacha game grabbed me by the balls so hard it made me watch the anime
>>714857970Nintendies are trying to force another gacha war to derail the threads anon
Remember tendie janny sent uma threads to /b/
>>714857970keep crying and seething lol, the fact of you got mogged by horse penis will never change lmao
>nooo MY slop is better than YOUR slop!!!!
Gachafags are fucking embarrassing.
QUICK, TELL ME WHICH ONE SHOULD I PLAY AND WHY?
UMAMUSUME OR BLUE ARCHIVE
>>714858310neither. play gakuen idolmaster.
>>714858310Blue Archive is the game with a future. Japan is heading to the path of extinction. The future is Korea.
>>714858086>management autism and racingIt barely has either of those
>>714858360Give to me straight gachadramabros.... was it paid artists or not. At this point clearly not because I know Japs are just trendfollowers
>>714858815It's not, it's huge cope to even say that btw
>>714858815Nope, they don't have a shady history of bribing people for exposure or anything.
>>714840425>anon learns what scale is
>>714835562then they are fucking retarded, ive seen a few streamers take BA sponsorsships in the past and you can immediatly see a shift change when they realize the characters are all teenagers, even seen V-tubers react negatively, Asmongold would get that shit investigated if he talks about it, retards better hope he doesn't kek
>>714858310blue archive is having 100 free pulls + fes soon, also the writing is actually good
>>714859656One of the only ones that didn't react like a faggot was Gura who instead just lusted over the youngest girls in her free rolls. That was years ago though.
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