Now: The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Next: Wolfenstein 2
Later: Blue Prince
Stream: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
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>>714826120
I wasn't looking at the runners and was like "this is a pretty cool group of dudes"
Ignorance is bliss
>libtoid lefturd "antifa" mentally castrated cuckolds bowing, kneeling and grovelling at the feet of the very very kosher technocrats (both sides serve the same master), begging for complete chattelization and ritualistic humiliation and grooming everyone around them into their total submission anti-White anti-natalist death cult
I love GDQ! SMASH FASCISM HOYP!!!
based normal fucking black guy
What if Zelda was a girl?
>>714832068SSS - worth watching
S-Z - not worth watching
ZZZ - worth watching
>>714832085 (OP)the donation announcer has been really quiet.
>>714832149I think GDQ is dead for real this time.
Migration
So how were the runs today vee-
>>714832149oh god
if you hate trannies why do you watch this
the natural reaction to something you hate and find disgusting is to look away
>>714832149I've seen your bear cock.
>>714832158not a tranny, sorry
Serious question: why don't they have incentives for things that people actually care about, like shirtless arm wrestling matches?
Who cares about controllers shaped like instruments or kaizos?
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SPIKE THE HYPOCRITE
>uhhh it's charity, then entertainment, then speedrun, its all about the entertainment!
>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT, INFORMATIVE FIRST, ENTERTAINMENT SECOND
i should replay link's awakening
oh screw it maybe ill replay the oracle series
>>714832149I just got home what the hell happened with jungle beat
>>714832128I thought the same thing until i saw the goblin on the right.
>>714832149>Banjo-KazooieDamn what happened?
>Quake 64Ouch.
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Migged!
Zelda !!
>>714832149The pink and blue kek
B dance
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>>714832226>Irishman armwrestles a black man for the right to use the N-Word
>>714832226people knew and liked trihex and calebhart
nobody of note goes to GDQ anymore, it's just random people advertising their twitch channels
>>714832149Did having ESA right before GDQ have an impact do you think, or is GDQ just THAT bad this year? Or is it both?
>>714832265It defeated fascism. It's over. We won, sisters.
z-a
Not worth watching
S
might be worth watching
SSS
okay, Ill watch eventually
>>714832312>Or is it both?Very.
>>714832149absolutely godless
>>714832265Commentary was nonstop aggressive poz. The run itself was pretty good.
I missed RCT because of work (I miss WFH). What happened?
Lewdposting thread if you want to post some zelda girls
>>>/trash/76255012
Why do so many zoomers want to be a girl?
>>714832232Those two comments have no relaiton to each other, you illiterate retard.
He says he doesn't prefer commentary that values information over entertainment and later goes on to say that charity > entertainment > showcase.
>>714832149Someone should graph/correlate the viewership decline of GDQ with the mean and median of our ratings per event.
Or if someone spoonfeeds me where I can get all the necessary data in neat formats (JSON, CSV or whatever) and I'll do it.
FRAME PERFECT
I'M FRAME PERFECT
THIS PHRASE MEANS NOTHING
>>714832410Millennial parents.
>>714832226Looking past the fact that they'd view it as problematic, they simply don't have any interesting or funny people left to do things like that. The best you'd get is a "who can use the biggest dilator" contest.
Why is GDQ so opposed to fascism when they're just fascism, but left-leaning?
>dictatorial leaderCoolMatty.
>autocracyThe GDQ staff.
>propaganda>forcible suppression of oppositionBans runners, commentators, and chatters for opposing their views and / or dissenting.
>belief in a natural social hierarchy based on race, ethnicity, or other factorsBelief in an UNnatural social hierarchy based on gender identity (Frame Fatales, trans rights, etc.) and even race and ethnicity (race-specific speedrunning marathons).
>subordination of individual interests for the perceived interest of the nation, state, or raceConstantly subordinates individual runners' interests to read donations and promote the charity and trans rights. Pressures people into being talked over by the donation reader.
>strong regimentation of the economy and societyGDQ structures itself around donations and donation incentives, tightly controlling the fundraising process down to timing sponsor "donations" which are actually earmarked funds from sponsors.
>>714832149Is this objectively the worst GDQ?
I can't imagine how insufferable the politics will be during Wolfenstein 2. Fortunately I am going to bed.
>>714832232I don't think you know what a hypocrite is brother, he opens with it not being his style and doesn't even say that it should be educational.
>>714832410they see girls get free shit for existing and want in
>>714832116Did he this this year?
Savoring this run before we get another troon ritual
>>714832452>Is this objectively the worst GDQ?It's pretty fuckin bad so far.
>>714832147Because ultimately, they are still straight men deep down, just in denial. So, they still have their drive to fuck women. They think they can have their cake (become their fetishishistic dream "girl") and eat it too (still date women) but eventually realize they can only settle for othern MtF "women" as a cope. And now they are trapped into accepting anyone who claims to be a woman as such so they are obligated to date other dudes who have made the same mistake and have rendered themselves undateable.
Also reposting:
>>714831329>>714831532>The US South represents 133 million people, representing roughly 39% of the total U.S. population>The population of the Northeastern United States is estimated to be around 57.8 million. This represents approximately 17.1% of the total US population> The West: 78,588,572>The Midwest: 68,985,454Of course the DEI trannies don't account for statistics.
>>714832410They hope it will fix some "problem" in their life, not understanding life just sucks
>>714832226tf lil timmy gonna d-ACK!
>>714832226people actually wanted to see trihex and caleb arm wrestle because they were the only fit people in the speedrunning community.
case in point, some stupid oldhead meme lobotomy chicken was unearthed as a donation incentive a few years ago and it was a fucking disaster.
>>714832452It's actually a technocracy because CoolMatty requires more gear to get around than you find on your average adeptus mechanicus
>>714832410They really failed as men.
How many tricks that are frame perfect actually frame perfect and not just 'very hard'? Something tells me that wasnt a 'frame perfect' trick and he actually had a few frames to work with.
I dont think they understand the actual skill required in hitting an actual frame perfect trick. Its one frame.
I watched the Sekiro VOD and it was great, why are FromGODs so normal compared to the rest of this freakshow
>>714832431>Or if someone spoonfeeds me where I can get all the necessary data in neat formats (JSON, CSV or whatever) and I'll do it.Ecker hosts his ratings at https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings, but they only start at 2022 when he started chartfagging well after the decline of GDQ.
>>714832434A MILLION RESETS
BUT IT'S GONNA BE WORTH IT
>>714832452I don't have AGDQ 2025 but I do have SGDQ last year
>>714832149>>714832431> correlation between viewership decline and falling /v/ ratingsfucking kek
>>714832586Of course not. It's just a meme-word now.
imagine how seething these threads make the subhuman garbage that is GDQ top brass. literally hundreds of posts per thread shitting on how gay, retarded and lame the event has become over the years, their rapidly dwindling numbers, how much of a toxic laughing stock they've become.
>>714832265they were shilling the wolfenstein 2 bonus run the entire time by yelling "DONATE TO STOMP FASCISM" AND "DONKEY KONG SUPPORTS TRANS RIGHTS!"
>>714832452You were not supposed to point this out
Is it just me or is Link's Awakening more fun to replay than Link to the Past?
>>714832586ok mr smartass lets see your speedrun with frame perfect tricks
>>714832331Im way prettier give me your money instead :(
>>714832149is this the worst pair of opening days for a GDQ thus far? theres a pretty substantial amount of garbage here.
>>714832628Was it last year that coolmatty spent 90% of the event arguing with people on reddit over minor criticisms?
>>714832586Usually they lie about this sort of thing to make it seem difficult. There are a few real frame perfect tricks that are used in runs (Loading Zone Storage in Paper Mario) that require frame perfect inputs with no buffer window.
Usually when people say it there's either a buffer, or you have a few frames to work with.
>>714832410dwindling male health worldwide, unlimited easy access to porn, society increasingly emasculating and shaming men, the rise of internet hugboxes
>>714832674ok will you marry me
>>714832667it is
alttp is kind of a slog and when you get to the dark world. the portable games are better.
>>714832429No he's saying his type of commentary is informative first, entertainment second. The tweet in question was about a run that was all entertainment and people being loud. The discussion at hand was how he DISLIKED that run. He's saying he disliked it because he thinks it should be informative first, entertainment second.
>>714832410If you're a zoomer male and you're not a 10/10 you don't have any chance of ever having sex, so you might as well just become the gf
has every game had a tranny involved in some way? either they are running or on the couch
>>714832705The pic
>>714832617 posted looks similar if not a tad worse at this point last year. People are always pretty negative for the first day or two and by the latter part of the 2nd start to get a little more settled. Would love to see past years side by side (post-2000) for a more comprehensive comparison.
>>714832410All younger women don't date anymore because they can subsist on being an internet whore. The males don't seem to understand why this is possible, and think they can do it themselves as well
>>714832628I'm pretty sure we have GDQ staff that lurk these threads and get butt hurt. Coolmatty trying to buyout ESA got brought up a few threads ago and a random schizo came out of the wordwork to call people liars and act like he was talking to Edenal/Planks.
>>714832757I remember when this guys face was all over the net. Guess he's old now.
>the wolfenstein runner is a black lady (female)
>>714832594I see, thanks. Could still be interesting, might get to it later.
Know where I can get clean data of Twitch viewcounts per channel for given timeframes?
did you know gaming that there's a papyrus inside you
right
now
just going to filter posts with the word "why" at this point. always the most innane fart huffing rhetorical circle jerking of no value
>>714832772I probably would ngl
Oh look, ANOTHER Speed running general thread that is up all year long but we must pretend like it's not constantly up and on the first page.
Go on, tell me this does not happen. This even will end soon. It's bullshit. Sure this specific event will end but right away another Speed running event will start up and the threads never end. All that changes is the letters.
I have no idea what this faggot shit is allowed and not just pushed to /vg/.
>>714832874we might hit a brand new low
>they/them talking about Deltatroon
Woah
>>714832894Why?
also everyone put "why" at the end or something
>>714832881https://gdqstats.com/
I don't know if they expose the data directly or have an API but it's a start
>>714832810He doesn't say he thinks it should be, he says "it's not my type".
>>714832907I don't understand who asked you for your opinion.
>>714832549And yet the South is the most conservative part of the country has the largest amount of trans population
>>714832874On the bright side, the donation reader will be too busy listening and learning to speak over her. We might finally get some fucking peace.
>>714832874A black woman is running, listen and learn.
>>714832874take your meds brother
GDQ doesn't let them break containment
>Deltarune finale
is Deltarune good?
this is a decent run because the announcer barely says anything.
THIS NIGGA'S HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
MODS
BAN HIS ASS AND FEED HIM HRT
>>714832874thanks for letting me know to avoid that run like the plague
>>714832874Holy fuck. That's a perfect storm of pandering. IMAGINE how many times the word "fascism" is gonna get said.
>>714832810not surprising nobody here understands the difference between preference and proscription
>>714832149Two days in and it's dismal, are you guys just hatewatching it now? Everytime I tune in it's a tranny running or on the couch, completely killed my interest in any runs.
>>714832149>Donkey Kong Jungle bascist the fascist>* what?
did I miss cringekino?
>>714832993Yeah it's alright. It won't be in this event though.
>>714832617Alan Wake 2 dance was kino last year
>>714832907because it serves as a containment for /v/'s most retarded denizens
>anime posters >the mig posters>the ritual posters
>>714832849Day one and the final day gets the most attention from GDQ staff as thats where they get the most money. As such it has the most gimmicky stuff on it. The middle of the week is filler and tends to have "just runs" on it to fill time.
>>714832452It's pretty fucking bad, like they're actively trying to make you stop watching which worked, yet I'm still here in the threads
>>714832993yeah it's a funny adventure, just do NOT interact any further with anyone who says they like deltarune
>>714833017Do they just not dare use the term Nazi anymore? Isn't the entire point of that game to kill Nazis? You'd think that'd be far more memeable.
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>>714832149another godless night
oh well, what are we drinKING to go woth it /v/?
Dont give me its only Monday shit
>>714833037They were just going on about beating fascism for whatever reason
>>714833039It's gonna be a bonus game to hold everyone hostage
>>714832810>>714832963Lol my bad tried to king hit somebody agreeing with me, it's still early in the morning.
>>714833037No
All they talked about the whole run was the wolfendoom speedrun they have coming up where they heckin bash and stompa the fascists
>>714833037I'd define crinekino as entertaining BECAUSE of the cringe. There was nothing entertaining about that run.
>>714832907>wah wah wah i dont like my videogames board to have topics and trends relating to vigdego james! wah wah wah!!!
This shit doesn't even do as background noise these days, what happened?
>>714832970Yes, like I said if you actually read my response, that is because it constitutes 40% of the US population. You would have to add two of the other three regions together to get a similar total population. But you trannies make it out as if each region was selected to have the exact same underlying population total. They don't, and as such are not comparable. You literally need to look at trans population PER CAPITA, you manipulative, disingenuous snake.
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>>714833039>It won't be in this event though.It's literally their closing game this year
>>714833163Digimon are the closest thing I've come to sympathizing with furfags.
>>714832907chances are these threads have been on this board for longer than you have faggot
>>714832873Worse, became a landwhale over lockdown.
>>714833142Gonna pound some shots of rum in about 30 minutes when I get home. Cheers!
This track is so fucking good bros.
>>714833239You are a weakling
>>714833220Yes. And it won't be alright.
>>714833220is there a save/kill the npc's incentive?
Answer me this /v/, if Link was a part of 13/55, would be the Hero of Crime?
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I just saw this on the GDQ website
>>714832442Gen X are the parents of Zoomers
>>714832993It's a cute little game if you play it on your own and literally never interact with another person who likes it. So watching a run of it at GDQ is going to be a complete fucking cringefest.
Last thread had a staggeringly good point about video game challenge runs being more entertaining that speedruns.
Anyone have any really good challenge runs I can watch instead of this shit?
>>714833369Does it make you uncomfortable? Is it funny to you?
>>714833206They have corporate revenue optimization officers standing offscreen pointing guns at everyone's head and whispering in their headsets that they need to scream about donations continuously and never let one second of audio fall below a certain decibel threshold
>>714833369I'm not a nig so idk but I think this kind of stuff would just make me uncomfortable if I was
>>714832442dude zoomers are like 20 now
They are Gen X offspring don't put that on us.
>>714833369>BLACK JOYdidnt the quake speedrunner say pain is his cultcha
>>714832149put the tranny star on the halo 4 run, you tranny apologist
I'm skipping through the vod right now to look at these abominations and the runner has "they/them"
in fact, every run with at least one tranny on the couch should get that star to clearly show what an abomination this even is
>>714833426>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ0SjhkUA58Final Fantasy 5 is my favorite JRPG ever and this guy is not only surprisingly funny but the run's good too.
>>714833443>Does it make you uncomfortable? Is it funny to you?I'm just sad I missed the event
It's important to celebrate our diversity and support the repressed minority of speedrunners
They didn't choose to be here, after all - they came across as slaves
>>714832275BK he choked hard at the last fight and even thought at one point he would need a mercy kill. Also the glitch exhibition (that people paid for) he cut off early
>>714833463>2 white "friends" sitting on couch>"you can join our Black and Asian only discord, just dm me for invite ;)"gettin back at dem crackas fo dat segregation... with mo segregation!
>>714833550too late im already downloading ff5
>>714833495Remember when GDQ put Final Fantasy 5 as their finale for some reason? Was just such a weird choice because its usually a classic speedrun game or a brand new major release.
>>714833598good
it's the better game anyway
>>714833550ff4 is my second favorite jrpg behind secret of mana. If there's two games I know everything about it's them.
>>714833426I didn't stream or post it on YouTube, because I'm straight and white and have a well-paying job, but I actually DID a challenge run of trying to get to the first mecha fight in Trails of Cold Steel 1 using only arts (magic). You can absolutely do it and it was fun as well.
The cool thing about challenge runs is that you don't really need any real skill except patience and creativity to accomplish it and that means that anyone can essentially set a few rules, try and have fun doing it.
>>714833426 Try watching Lobosjr's no-shield, no-armor, broken sword-only runs of Dark Souls, absolute kino. Dude makes FromSoftware games look like kindergarten naptime, and actually does commentary without sounding like a meth-riddled Discord mod. Also if you're into FF, look up Pianos' FF7 no-materia run. That man is cracked. Challenge runs are just the right blend of suffering and galaxy brain-you feel smarter just watching.
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This game kind of reminds me of that Lenna's Inception game from last night. I wonder if it's inspired by it. (Note this post is a joke. I'm not actually retarded.)
>>714833426if you're into smt shit this one's great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cgm90K7CAA
>>714833495This guy's "wink wink I'm a 4chan user if you know you know" shtick is annoying to me
>>714833426>challenge runs better than speedrunsNo, just no
https://youtu.be/348xCaGgfLw
>>714832993>king troon game for troon event finalefitting
>>714833793Ehr, I think he's entertaining enough but I don't watch his videos religiously enough to know if he's too much of a tryhard.
>>714833798Gyatt damn Halo 4 isnt all bad
>>714833798look at those glorious feet
>>714833426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_gmfv8FD9U if you like movement stuff, here's a 40 minute long tier 8 bhop map
>>714832993Great game, not what Id call a good speedrun game
My runs up next! Wish me luck!
>>714833617A lot of the finales for GDQ have been classic rpgs for some reason
I've missed the LA run, how has it been?
>>714833798halo 4 could have been great
dont know what they were thinking with the story
>>714833426They are, but practically 0 challenge runs are marathon-friendly as they all usually take tens of hours to complete (minimum). It's nothing something autisically practiced as much as a "get it right once and never do it again" kinda thing.
>>714833495>Can you beat FFIV with items only?>attacking multiple enemies with non-itemsI guess the answer is NO
>>714833971it's been alright
Is chibicarrera related to Asia?
Two things I noticed this year
1. A lot of trannies, even compared to the last couple of years
2. The mics are picking up constant crowd noise this time
>>714834005dude on the left always looks like he's forced to smile at gunpoint
>>714834035Spoiler: he actually does manage to get it done in the end
>>714833971Bretty gud. Lots of cool tech.
>>714834005Look at the theatre kids theyre so quirky :)
>>7148340623. A lot more attention whore segments from the GDQ staff this year too, and they go on really long
Fascism was Mussolini, not Hitler. How did the entire world conflating the two cause such uneducated views to end up in a GDQ event anyway?
>>714833968jesus christ I've never seen the real person behind the 'jak
>>714834168People just needed a new meme because the "punch a nazi" thing didn't work out after it turned out nazis punch back.
>>714833605Middle of the background couch
This run just makes me miss ESA
>>714833426>can you beat dark souls with 1 hp 1 stamina naked fists only >yes>proceeds to make the following, as if it's gonna be a mystery>can you beat dark souls with a whip>can you beat dark souls with a sword>can you beat dark souls with a bow>can you beat dark souls with magic >can you beat dark souls with firebombs only>damn haha that was real nice, but I think we get the point>wait>can you do all that... for dark souls 2?!?!?!?
FUCK I MISSED DONKEY KONG AND ZELDA
oh well...at least I can wat-
>Wolfenstein 2
>>714834168Fascism as a word has shifted to mean any authoritarian far right movement
rate link's awakening you stupid animals
Rate The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
ZAMN look at all those COLORS what an age we live in
I've been wondering why this GDQ feels particularly shit and far worse than the others and I think I've realized. This is the first event where it actually feels like a variety show and not a speedrun events with segments. Like speedrunning has slowly been taking a back seat more and more, but I feel like we've now reached a point where it's officially taken a backseat and GDQ can be considered more of a variety gaming show. Gaming quizzes, skits, segments, showcases, challenge runs, then maybe some speedruns here or there.
>>714834359I’m disappointed we didn’t see the credits
>>714834338A. Points off for the singular Troon.
Damn bro you didn't have to out him as a smash player
>>714834338C
The run itself was kinda fun but neither the couch nor the runner were particularly entertaining or informative.
Might be something you really need to love DX to enjoy.
kek did they cut away before the runner couch could do shoutouts?
>>714834352>>714834359A. Good run and they kept the dono reader in her lane.
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>>714834359A for awesomesauce!
>>714834359B-
Was nice to see a regular no-major-glitches run of it finally.
>>714833605dios mio...el huesped maldito...
>>714834338>>714834352>>714834359A. The couch constant explanations being able to limit the host interruptions makes the run so much better
>>714834304I like ymfah's top gear style of challenge run
>>714834458Toxic couch chuds with no pronouns don't get extra shoutout time
>>714834304>any speedrun>brings up hexeditor>teleports to the endI'd take the challenge run.
>>714834310>Wolfenstein 2is that game about defeating fascism?
>>714834393They probably want to gradually evolve it into a PAX or Magfest like event, knowing that the speedrun telethon concept is not a long-term sustainable strategy.
if you attend a gdq is there anything else to do besides sit in a smelly room watching someone else play vidya?
>>714834548They should have put (they/them) in their names.
>>714834604Yes, in the same way Bioshock is about the folly of Objectivism
>>714834665You can fuck other peoples' girlfriends apparently
>>714834665there's other shit to do at the event
>>714834665Drink and make mistakes
>>714834716Yeah but it's turned into:
>girlfriends
>>714834665They have an arcade.
>>714834352B
Good tech couch was annoying
>people donate for bonus run
>runner fails it
>everybody cheers
wtf is going on
>15k for a 3 mins crash
kek
>>714834540there are 3 types of challenge run i can stand
>ymfah's>giga-autists who are actually doing a real challenge run of a video game they love, having dedicated months or years to it (think pannenkoek)>extremely difficult challenge runs that require a high level of skill and knowledge, with commentary (think that one megaman x challenge run, the one with the level full of fucking fire donuts)
>>714834665They used to have a sponsor that brought a bunch of arcade/pinball tables for people to play.
>>714834665See how long you can take the smell of necrosis without vomiting.
>>714834665https://gamesdonequick.com/site/activities
>>714834764he didn't fail it dumbass. its a dice roll whether it finishes or crashes
>>714834393Because they know speedrunning as a normie fad is dying. The casual twitch viewer doesn't care about it now, they're not amazed by it anymore, they've seen it all, it's not a novelty. So in order to survive being a mainstream thing, they gotta diversify into a general gaming event, with gimmicks that will guarantee they trend on social media like "A HECKIN DOGGO JUST DID A RUN"
I'm crashing this event with no survivors
>y'all
Why can't they just say "you all"?
>tranny runs deltraune
What a surprise
Not a good look for the Deltatroon community...
Wasn't chapter 3 a zelda clone
>y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all
>>714834841yeah 15k for a 3mins run that crashes, at least they showed the facists hecking bigots
>>714834878"you" considered harmful
>>714834843notaprerecordedrun mp4
>>714834716think i just found that one on the schedule
>>714834878heh take a look at this chud
>>714834783i hate like 99% of "challenge" runs, and the guy in the 1% is thebones5, who outright admitted in one of his videos that the meta is to come up with some super easy challenge that sounds hard when secondaries read the title.
you can feel the troons seething at the ginger woman
kek what a bunch of agps
>>714834716>>714834753If you fuck someones gf at GDQ you become part of the polycule don't try it
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hey big dawg it's already 10:21 maybe dont do this segment
>>714834994NO MY EPIC NEPO SEGMENTS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND NECESSARY
She's a cutie, it feels like a huge relief finally seeing an actual woman
did they tell this guy to dress up like a kiddy diddler as part of the bit?
>>714834783i forgot
>style points challenge runsstealthgamerBR, some brazilian guy who plays, you guessed it, stealth games. his dishonered and hitman videos are amazing.
>>714832149How are you even supposed to read this?
ESA has Plum, GDQ has Plump
Unrelated but someone's going to have to bake next thread. I'm going to sleep.
she's going to turn into one of those wine aunts isn't she
>>714834962imagine the smell
>>714834962>polyamory meetup>not call "Polyfamory" these fags cant even be funny right
I think a Blue Prince bingo is a very fun idea and I'd enjoy seeing it.
It's not right for GDQ in the least, but hey.
>>714835095it's okay we'll wait for you
>>714835034That's an American Slampig, not a woman.
>>714832149>TimespinnerUnreal...
>>714835061>he doesn't know
>>714832993It's not a game, it's a lesbian furry transgender cultists VN, try to find a single gameplay webm on the countless spammed threads.
The question is why are there so many trannies plaguing this board lately?
>plaid shirt buttoned to the top button
>cargo shorts
>skinnyfat
>paler than dracula
this is peak gaming performance
i like it
>>714835076We already had Plump at ESA
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>>714834878>don't why can't they just say "do not"?
>can't why can't they just say "can not"?
>won't why can't they just say "will not"?
>isn't why can't they just say "is not"?
>wasn't why can't they just say "was not"?
>shouldn't why can't they just say "should not"?
>wouldn't why can't they just say "would not"?
>couldn't why can't they just say "could not"?
>I'm why can't they just say "I am"?
>you're why can't they just say "you are"?
>they're why can't they just say "they are"?
>it's why can't they just say "it is"?
>we've why can't they just say "we have"?
>she'd why can't they just say "she had" or "she would"?
>he'll why can't they just say "he will"?
>I'd why can't they just say "I had" or "I would"?
>there'll why can't they just say "there will"?
>who'd why can't they just say "who had" or "who would"?
>>714834818fewer faggot activities that I would have thought, and yes there are no straight meet-up events
When 3bugs leave, I think I'm gonna take a break from the game until duos which I'll play a bit and then it'll be what I play almost exclusively I guess.
>714835175
I hope typing all this out was worth it for no (You)s.
>>714835175this but unironically
>>714835183Canadians are so oppressed
>>714834716I wonder what Sam n Tolki are up to
>>714832993it's a cemented troon game at this point
>>714835183>LatineIs this supposed to be the new Latinx
Also I like how being Canadian is somehow on the same level as being bisexual or polyamorous, lmao
>kungfufruitcup gently squashing my balls in those boots
>>714835139she looks like she's lost weight
>>714835175thanks for typing this all out
>>714835268I actually read somewhere that some crazy number, like 90%, of latinos found the entire term degrading.
>>714835183>it's realit's all real
holy fuck this is a bit, it has to be
>>714835183>Polyam Senpai MeetupYou guys said the orgies were a meme
>>714835268more like latrine
>>714834878A tweet from like three years ago claimed "you guys" was exclusive to women and non-binary, and advised that "ya'll" replace it, despite that being a pretty specific slang to Southern and black American accents. Yes, a tweet, singular. GDQ, being the most Very Online organization in existence, naturally took it up like an 11th Commandant instantly and have been forcing themselves to say "ya'll" instead ever since. Since none of them are Southern OR black American, it is extremely jarring dropped into sentences the way it is.
>>714835327more retarded/annoying than degrading
>>714835240Sam is remarried. Tolki claims she was raped by Stiv
>>714834783>think that one megaman x challenge runWell holy goddamn...
>>714835183latine is way too close to latrine
when i played blue prince i thought the objective was to get to that weird room at the end but then i did that and didnt win so i stopped playing
>>714835183>latineAre they just trying to make latinx again? Please let this be me being dumb about language.
>Ao Oni is in GDQ
Neat
>Ao Oni (2024)
Huh?
>>714835430Same except when I played Elden Ring and beat Godrick the Grafted.
>>714835268canadians are opressed by videogame prices
>>714834665>go to the arcade>play rhythm games>play fighting games>play obscure PS1 games with THE CavemanDCJ>leave the hotel (scary!)>binge drinking>sitting in a smaller smelly room watching someone else play vidya>doing drugs with the cool kids>bang awkward nerd girls because the average attendee makes you look like a chad
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I don't feel that anyone should be teaching the autists how to pick locks
figured it out
fucking low iq shit
>>714835169Plum is too cute for Circumcisions Done Quick
>>714835268I don't know why they keep trying to invent "correct" terms on behalf of Latin Americans, none of whom ever use them.
>>714835327I mean it makes zero sense if their language. I also don't feel like it'd speak naturally whatsoever. Also, in general, lations don't want lefty faggotry.
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this was almost certainly a trap to ban most attendees
>>714835542MEET AND HUH??
>>714835469I thought there was just a shitty CG Ao Oni anime with an OP by Akiko Shikata, the only reason I know that even exists at all. I didn't know there was a remake
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Oh..............
>>714835492actually i forgot
>binge drinking and doing drugs in a smaller smelly room watching someone else play vidya and THEN going downstairs to play obscure PS1 games with THE CavemanDCJ
will wolfenstein at least be a visually interesting speedrun to make up for the guaranteed insufferable commentary, or should I just close the stream now and check back tomorrow
>>714835569>Mario goes down pipes, with a fire flower....so he can light the crystal meth! Mamma Mia!
>>714835430Don't the credits roll after reaching Room 46?
You did win, bro. The rest is for autists who want to read into everything. You can just ignore it.
>the one chud itt having a melty every time minorities are mentioned
Are we ready to end facism
>>714835596See
>>714835601It's about to get STOMPED!
>>714835601yeah, this is a good one......
>>714835536white savior complex
>>714835183>a literal cuckold/swinger meetup at a videogame event
>>714835596>muh facism stompers12 years ago Werster was dropping the hard R on stream.
>>714835542the real orgies are set up on fet sites
>>714835596Schrodinger's bogeyman
>>714835686Because a person on /v/ said they'd give $50 or something. Man...
choose your speedrunner name
>food
>animal
for me? CheeseMussel
>just woke up
Why is facism the theme for today? It wasn't mentioned once yesterday.
>cringe
>bingo non-run
>gigacringe autoscroller
>movie game
Looks like I get to catch up on sleep, thanks GDQ
>>714835513>go to bed>wake up to a pack of transfurries in your hotel room staring at you sleeping
TIME TO CRUSH FASCISM GUYS!!!
>the audience leaves the room
really makes you think
>>714835686I love that guy, bless his soul
But the Windfish's dream was not real, it merely created illusions around it. And it was time for it to wake up and live again, not dwell in dreams and nightmares.
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has there EVER been a host who actually improved the viewing experience or was actually funny? trying to think of an example and i'm blanking, meaning the only way to be a "good" host is just to speak as little as possible
>>714835721watermelonmonkey
>>714835682i think they prefer the term canadian instead
>>714835761Would (You) do this sober?
>>714835724Drumpf is sweeping sanctuary cities with the ICEwaffen
>>714835596yeah i think im tuning out for the next hour or so
>>714835721KebabSwordfish
>>714835774ESA's stream2 host
I’m gonna cringe pre-emptively and go fap to anime girls or some shit, call me when it’s over
>>714835724Wolfenstein II run
>>714835690permabanned because he gave some fag a weed edible one time and the guy freaked out and called 911
>>714835774If you are a good host I probably don't remember your name because you did your job well. If I remember your name it's because you inserted yourself in the stream too much and made everything about you.
>>714835764MARIN WAS REAL
SHE WAS REAL
>>714835774there have been one or two dudes in the past the mostly stayed the fuck out of the way and kept things moving
>>714835761i think she is just illiterate
>>714834237Turns out punching the skinhead who's spent the last 10 years working out in prison for a hate crime doesn't work out so well.
>>714835852kek is that real
please tell me that fag asked for it
This seems like a good enough time to sleep.
>>714835774>meaning the only way to be a "good" host is just to speak as little as possibleOne of the only hosts I ever remember liking was during last year(?) when they had the jap rhythm guys call in and he was respectful and didn't say anything until they were switching between songs. I actively thought "Oh shit, a normal person can actually host occasionally."
That's it, though. Otherwise it's shit 100% of the time, especially for GDQ. Maybe there was a time when the host was bantering with the runner but I can't remember it well.
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I can only imagine how shit the commentary during this run will be
>>714835764Please, wake up.
>>714835761HRT seeps through the pores, for a bio woman to be around so many trannies is a little intoxicating
>>714835774The actual runners who host sometimes on ESA like Joshumus
>they have a furry escape room
Escape Room
Brought to you by Twisted Tails Escape, we will have an on-site escape room for the whole marathon!
Come help Captain Cody Escape from Otter Space! Or perhaps you'd like to help the salty dog Captain Domino discover the Secret of the Furbidden Treasure? Tickets are $25 per person with a maximum of 10 players per group. Players by themselves or in a small group will be paired up with other like-minded adventurers to a maximum of 10 players per game. For private bookings, a minimum of 5 tickets must be purchased. Also, a portion of every ticket will go to Doctors Without Borders!
>>714835946Can't be worse than the commentary before a bonus/incentive run.
Anyone willing to bet they are just going to refer to the nazis as fascist?
You know, despite that not being the nazi ideology at all.
>>714835774Yeah, but only in ESA or any Australian event
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sweet, I'm on camera
>>714836016they already did so no point in betting
Damn, ghost of yotei looking weird
>>714835774I liked that female host on ESA who made fun of Susan during the nuggets incident
>>714836035Do something memorable.
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can't wait for the punch a nazi donations.
10000000000%
Plus they already did.
>Whoa that looked really cool
>....
>>714835921yep it's real, happened several years ago. he was like GDQ's golden boy before that, several marathons in a row he had multiple primetime runs/commentary shifts
may have not been a perma ban though, feel like i saw him at a recent gdq, which must have been after his ban expired
Please don't think Quake is a bad game check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtFyFLmLdU
>>714835774there was a runner once who was foreign and didnt speak english well so he was mostly silent during the game and then the host asked him to explain what he was doing as commentary and he said "just good jumps" which stunlocked the host the rest of the run
>>714836072SUCCINT SAY IT SUCCINT
i hate it when i'm advertised to without my consent
>>714835764I don't think donators think that hard about their messages. If there was a Bioshock run they'd say "WOULD YOU KINDLY donate for that amazing incentive!" ignoring that in context that is a mind control phrase implanted in an engineered human weapon by a psychopath and thus they just ordered you against your will to hand over your money.
Oh boy, I'm sure we're in for an apolotical fun time.
>(Good Ending)
I have a feeling we define "good" very differently.
I'm not watching this shit, the schedule looks horrible for a long while too.
>>714835721McChickenConservative
I'm not making it through this one, bros.
I can already tell.
>>714836090>"Ooooo you better donate to us or a nazi will go unpunched oooo!"
>>714836016the host has mentioned stomping facists at least 50 fucking times and thats not an exaggeration why do they keep repeating the same shit over and over like "TRANS RIGHTS" and "BONGOS"?
pack a bucks got loose, get me ma lasso
imagine paying a sub and then they still give you ads.
so this kind of black person doesnt only exist in video games?
>an actual honest to god black woman
what the fuck
>that thing on the couch
WHAT THE FUCK
someone post the nesquik webm please
Glad to see Debra is still getting work.
I told myself it couldn't get worse than Quake...
I told myself it couldn't get worse than Quake...
>>714832180Ngl this post is a vibe rn
why do they have racism- and sexism-based GDQ sideshows if they're just going to put the main cast from it on GDQ anyways?
Oh HELLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Is New Colossus the one with the sassy black women?
GUYS REMEMBER TO DEFEAT THE HECKIN FACISM, FUCK TRUMP , AND PUNCH A NAZI #FREEPALESTINE
Black women get it DONE when it comes to dismantling facist regimes
one shaniqua and two black trannys but i dont have a punchline
>doesn't even know the PROTAG's name
kek
yeah I'm not watching this
THIS NIGGA LOOKIN ZESTY
THIS NIGGA LOOKIN MOIST
0 to cringe in 60 seconds
Jesus Christ, she needs to shut up with the political shit. Also they need to stop being sponsored by Doctors Without Borders since they are nothing but a huge scame organization responsible for illegal human trafficking. They needed to be cracked down.
LMAO THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY NAZI
>wolfenstein: wheelchair edition
brehs...
lmao you guys are gonna endure this run while I sleep
make sure to stomp on a fascist for me, yeah? cya lmao
Awesome. Less than 2 minutes in. 1 hour estimated, huh?
uhhhhhhhh....
what the fuck
I didn't know the first level was in a wheelchair
this looks so stupid
>>714835895Some dreams linger on even in the waking world, anon.
>>714836105No you're thinking of tomatoangus
lol they can't even say they're killing the enemies
>guy who choked on the quake 64 run on the couch
jesus fuck
I'm drunk and ready for this cringe
>>714835764uh.....stomp da fascist!
>le based fascist killer in a wheelchair???
slay blackkk kweeeeeenn
Let's kill these niggers and trannies!!!!
A black woman is running, be quiet and listen.
>>714836330HE JUST WENT DOWN SOME STAIRS IN A WHEELCHAIR WHAT THE FUCK MAN
holy kino first SSS run of the event
>"punch a nazi" the game
>been played up by host for "kill fascists" donos
>black runner
>black couch
>runner's name is "anarchy as fuck"
jesus this feels like something straight out of 2020, i thought we were past this shit. GDQ isn't even just left leaning at this point, it leans harder left than the average "vote blue no matter who" dem
you arent stomping anything if youre in a wheelchair
>>714835852that was bubblesdelfuego
>>714836016>You know, despite that not being the nazi ideology at all.Yes it was
this board can't go 5 posts without uttering some form of the N word when a black person is on screen and that's honestly pathetic.
>literally a mention of fascism at least once per minute
I'm tapping out. Good luck my niggers.
You'd think nazis would have more stairs in their vertical base.
>Name's B.J (queer)
>In a wheelchair (disabled)
>Jewish (minority)
Fascism doesn't stand a chance
>>714835175because those are the accepted abbreviations and there's no point to y'all if you're not a southerner or a nog
>STOP FASCISM
>in a wheelchair
>we're taking down facism in a wheelchair
>he is literally THE protagonist of all time
So this is brainrot
babe wake up, nightly id software humiliation ritual is back again
>thing from quake back on couch
>troons
oh no.
>>714835393Good for Sam
Shame for Tolki
okay that was a decapitated head
please vote a ZZZ for me. I'm going to bed
Why the fuck is this doom ripoff game a guy in a wheelchair killing nazis.
do you think this black woman plays wolfenstein for the same reason white boys play pretty anime girl gachas
>>714836408And they can't say Nazi kek.
>>714835393Source? on sam
>>714836408You weren't here during the las run.
so are they going to show the pregnant tits since they apparently can't skip cutscenes?
On a only slightly related note Wolfenstein is actually pretty fun to play. Like casually it's a pretty entertaining FPS.
>>714836413Literally closed the fucking stream. GDQ the bluesky meetup.
I was gonna skip this but I mean..
How can i
This is literally the first time I have EVER seen a black woman at GDQ.
HELL YEAH
DEATH TO FASCISTS
>we don need to know history n shiet
>*applause*
Holy fuck I hate zoomer speak so much
I wonder if this black woman knows how much certain mini-hat tribesmen were involved in the trans atlantic slave trade
yeah fuck this i'm going to the gym
cheers lads
>>714836525They're making an effort this year.
>>7148365091 pretty good, 2 got tedious. I think Old Blood was generally the best outside of the final boss
How did the Wolfenstein reboot only have one decent game?
>>714836525Wow yeah you're right
I can't remember any black female runners in the past 5 years minimum
I didn't know black women played video games besides undertale and mario.
>>714836567what's your bench?
Why do the can the GDQ people not say Nazis
remember to swallow fascism whole
>>714836567I'm eating McDonald's for you bae
>>714836404oh fuck you're right, i get those two confused
>>714836384This. I am learning so much.
>they turned the world __evil__
>We won't stand up for __bad guys__
>>714836629Is SAYING nazi illegal now?
>>714836639kek i had a fucking stroke, why don't they just say nazi?
>>714836675Think of the heckin' advertisers!
It's hilarious watching niggers trained not to mention Gaza play this shitty game. Yay fascism came to a close!
>>714836561Mentioning it would bring her career to a close.
>>714836537woooo
>>714836675Advertisers and algos sperg out. Like how they're avoiding the word kill.
Uncle Adolf… I know how much you loved Jesse Owens, these blacks know not what they say. I’m sorry your spirit has to witness this.
>>714836384LISTEN and LEARN
>>714836675Yes, coincidentally at the same time the long-nosed tribe is externinating a whole group of people.
>I liked the part when you were underwater and then not underwater
Yep, this is gonna be cringe
>>714836509how does it compare to the first game? i enjoyed that game a lot in the beginning but got kind of tired of it by the end
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>>714836639Its probably too triggering and political. But anyway lets destroy facism and save the world from The Bad Guys
>>714836740Whats the second number?
>>714836740what is the ratio?
>>714836736>Uncle Adolf… I know how much you loved Jesse OwensAnon... you don't know history.
>>714836776I liked it. The level design is better and the the gunplay is faster too, but the story is worse. If you play it for the story you're kinda doing it wrong.
I stopped playing the stupid horse girl game and tune into this?
>>714836740No one knows what this means
>>714836384My ass is SAT
I am HYDRATED
My meds are TAKEN
My limbs are STRETCHED
And I am listening
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sup niggas ya'll enjoyin my run up in this bitch?
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>714832226left guy had arm position advantage (cheating) and still did awfully bad
>the bad guys were victorious
Kek
>>714836736People bring up Jesse Owens like he inspired the USA team to humiliate germany in every event. Look up the 1936 olympic medal count next time you're bored.
>NO, NOT THE HECKIN FASCISTERINOS
>NOT MY BELOVED NAZINGOS
>THIS GAME IS SO CUHRINGE
You fags really have thin skin, embarrassing.
>that's bad
Up for interpretation.
>>714836815that anon is a retard, the bracket means the number of chatters, makes sense since it's subs only atm
They're showing a lot of discipline and restraint, all things considered.
Bad guys? I hate those guys
>>714836525used to see that one black girl (barbie?) who had blonde hair and dressed like a bimbo. idk if i ever heard her speak but she was on a couch several times. i want to say she accused caleb of rape or something and idk if she's been to a gdq since
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how they gonna hit the 1hr estmate when all runs on speedrun.com are over 1 hr
>uh
>uh
>uh
>uh
>uh
>uh
why does she speak like this?
>>714836832Owens literally reported they treated him better than in New York, stating that the Jews there were more racist than any German ever was to him during his time there for the olympics. He went on to say Nazi Germany was one of the most accepting places he’d been and felt welcome there.
LMAO THEY WANT TO RUN THIS SHIT TWICE
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>>714836709>>714836639They're probably playing it super safe to not incur in the ire of Jeff Amazon
>>714836335I played links awakening so many times as a kid but never finished it. several years ago I finally played all the way through and got the full ending and almost cried.
I wish she was playing Wolfenstein 3D instead
>Black couch antagonising the crowd
IT'S DEY CULTURE
admit it /v/, you're only calling it cringe because you know you're the bad guys
>bad guys bad guys bad guys fascism fascism
>viewer numbers dropping
Strange...
>BAD GUYS
>mild crowd groan
>AYO BITCH I SAID BAD GUYS YOU PAID FOR THIS
>regretful cheer
im enjoying this a bit
>>714836716>>714836735But saying fascism is okay? I never understand how this shit is decided.
>>714833426https://youtu.be/2nseQFs2Rrc?si=4M0UU1LPk-ynibjw
>they nuked new your
Kind of an improvement compared to today.
>>714836978>bad guysWhat kind of bad guys?
>>7148369468 minute wr tonight!
>>714836959im pretty sure streamers use the term nazi without problem
>>714836946No cutscenes or something, I don't know.
>>714836904next time you want to bully a jewish kid just remember that he could come up with the next blacked as a consequence of your bullying
>>714836997FDR didn't stomp shit Patton did.
>>714836998Fascism is more intellectual and politically correct.
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>>714836978Bad guys only lose in history and if I'm not mistaken we're winning so far
>>714836998Spain was fascist until '75 and no one tried to stop them. Obviously fascism is fine.
>>714836838Go back to Scarlet
>>714836856>That’s right whyte bois, dis our event nowWhat do you do?
This is LITERALLY a game of all time, on god fr fr no cap
>Chat getting mad because the word "nazi" is an auto ban so everyones getting wiped OUT because they can't talk about the game
kek
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>>714836946It's modded to skip cutscenes
Probably kills 15+ minutes over a full run
I fucking hate the toxic positivity so much
This is like a fever dream
what a shit run
im pissed
Friendly reminder Egyptians and Romans ruled for thousands of years before they fell
But no, Democracy is totally gonna survive this time, and it's not even 500 years old yet
>charCHEATERbunny
that's going to be an extra Z from me
Well screw this shit, I'm going to jerk off.
>>714837128>the yakuza wants to stop me from fucking thiscringe
imagine the meltdown if they played something like "Ready or Not"
Odds that they literally CANNOT STOP THEMSELVES and make obvious Trump references throughout the run?
>fuck fascism
>trans rights
name a more iconic pair of completely empty statements
I wonder if BJ ever stops to contemplate that he's gunning down thousands of people who look exactly like him.
>>714837165That's what happens when corporations take over the internet
Welcome to HR hell all day every day
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This is unbearable. I rate this is a ZZZ or whatever is worse.
>I used to have hoop dreams
Does the reader know what she just referenced?
>>714837053cuck boy Patton couldn't even cross the Atlantic without the Deceptions permission
u/MaxWellHill on Reddit says: Stop Fascism!!!
E_____n list doesn't exist!!!
Send the Palestinians to Europe!!!
>>714836948Because she is a nig
>>714837161>stomp fascism!>everyone is dutifully submitting to corporate fascism not to offend advertisers
>>714837070it's ok, pogchamp is a lizard meme now instead of gootecks
>>714837178Burning in the pits of Hell
>>714837187shut up faggot >>>/pol/
the people cheering every time they talk about killing nazis reminds me of when people were afraid to stop clapping with stallin
>>714837132Ask myself 'what would Takeshi do?' Nothing
>ANOTHER staffer on the couch
They aren't even pretending this event. Kung Cunt doing an hour of beat sabre on day one was insufferable
>>714832810Imagine being this fucking wrong while trying to correct somebody calling out illiterates, jesus christ.
>>714837282You do know we're talking about Wolfenstein right?
I thought political stuff was supposed to be banned, gonna be interesting to see what can of worms this opens. But for now the "muh fascism bad" circlejerk is just insufferably annoying
>>714837161lmao literally "rules for thee not for me" huh
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>>714837178Lordy lord, that lass on the left could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>>714837319This looks kino. Is the game fun?
METROID CRIME METROID CRIME METROID CRIME METROID CRIME
>>714837342Rules for thee, not for me
run is shit
thread is retarded
thank god im just gonna sl
>anarchy is cool
the only people who say this are the types who would be dead within a month if the government collapsed
>>714837264When does Josie show up
>>714837069YOU BETTA BE LISTENAN AND LEARNAN
>>714837424anarchy is the name of the runner, but you're still right
>>714837424I think a month would be a little charitable. Anarchy is the strong organizing against the weak. No one in this crowd would be recruited to the former.
Waiting on a trump reference either from the couch or dono.
Chat can we say the N word on this board?
does this run involve any sort of shooting?
Doesn't this game start with fascism winning?
>>714837437Yes?
If you did this in real life you wouldn't get charged for assault. At least, in my fictional wonderland.
>>714837236It's an N tier
>I just looked up on my phone if carrying around a nuke is bad
>Gemini responded with, "Yeah, probably."
That was a rehearsed joke.
anyone keeping track of the fascist count? I'm sure it'll get funnier after the 200th
>>714837053And Patton realized we fought the wrong enemy
Why do so many zoomie chicks put on that fake deep voice? They sound like Bullwinkle.
>That's a black character in a video game!
>that's a black character in a video game
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fucking kek this is unreal
OMG A BLACK CHARACTER IN A VIDEO GAME!! I NEVER SEE THOSE!!
OMG A BLACK CHARACTER IN A VIDEOGAME
CHEER BIGGOTS, I SAID CHEEEEER!!!!
I don’t even know what facism means anymore
IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING BLACK CHARACTER
>>714837531>assaultYou're actually right. Probably not for the right reason, but a win's a win.
>>714837561stop being a "fascism" nazi
Look at this dystopia the bad guys created...
>>714837586>>714837587Video games never had a single black character until 2017 CHUD
>>714837590I like she was like, “Yeah, whatever.”
This reminds me of when people try to "filter" bad words for the internet, like saying unalive or grape or pdf file
It feels so fucking disrespectful and like it's mocking the actual subject matter too. Imagine going to a rape victim and saying
>"I'm so sorry you were graped soda'd...it must feel HORRIBLE. Please try to hang in there. Game Overing yourself is never the answer..."
i feel... seen... thank you GDQ
Guess Nazi iconography's allowed after all. Maybe GDQ's not so bad.
>>714837590>>714837592>>714837615You don't though, they have an honest reason to say it.
what's with autists obsession with fucking wordle?
>>714837672dumbass they do this on social media so they don't get banned
>>714837672They don't have to, but they're chasing the algo. The priority is to get a hit tweet.
>>714837672There was this short period on the internet where suicide was called "rage quitting", but that didn't last long.
ah yes the double standard word by word textbook
>you can use the gamer words if its connotative
>don't you dare look at them in a positive light NAZI!
I love how patronizing they are to the runner
These are children. I only ever hear little kids talk like this.
lol bungo, take that hitler
>>714837732Except they use this lingo outside of social media as well.
>>714837714its pushed in so many games today its not rare anymore. stop being disingenuous. I dont even care there are more black characters, its just annoying that people still act like theres no representation still
>>714837672To be fair, it usually start when some creator realizes/exposes that a given platform demonetizes you or even shadowbans you for saying a word, then it snowballs from their followers to the rest of the social medium.
>>714837758Arrested development, permanently stuck with middle school mind
They are trying so hard to do this weird Becky with the bad hair reference work
>>714837384I liked it. Not as good as something like Shiren but still plenty fun with tongue-in-cheek dialogue. The sequel has a pretty cool tag-team gimmick as well.
someone with autism count how many times they utter some variation of "stomp fascism". I bet its over 100 by now.
I just find it funny that the GDQ chat is trying to send anti fascist and "fuck nazis" kind of stuff and they're getting auto banned which doesn't send a good message GDQ.
so who's going to bake the next thread
>>714837531Hence why I say punching trans people is perfectly fine
>>714832149What the fuck happened during quake 64?
Every single mediocre-at-worst run so far has been absolutely shat on by the endless barrage of buzzwords those nonrunner fucks keep spewing. This runner is actually okay but the fascist spam is pissing me off.
>>714837714lmao name a recent western AAA that DIDN'T have black characters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZSGek01ISI
>>714837801>its pushed in so many gamesYeah and they all suck, and black people aren't so stupid that they can't tell when a game is trash.
At this point I'm becoming more Faschist for every second these niggers go on not gonna lie
>>714837851nigga nobody wants to watch this shit
>>714837640Can I get a quick rundown on this?
>>714837851I'll do it why not, give me a minute
>>714837856Dogshit no-skill run.
>>714837856This did, but it was tempered by a lower average melanin quotient
>>714837209Wait a minute, isn't this the guy who had to flee his college in terror?
Isn't nigger a strict ban word on Twitch?
Black people normally get banned for that too, no?
>>714837896She did a Beat Sabre showcase a few events back and kept failing. So she brought it back DAY ONE this year like the 5th run. It is the most boring shit to watch.
>open gdq
>black woman speedrunning wolfenstein
>"something something fascism"
>close gdq
I'm glad I missed this run
>>714837896Kung fupa did a 2 hour ago stroke on the stream yesterday. It wouldn't have been so bad if they weren't also stalling to hit an incentive, but it still wouldn't have been good.
>>714836949That's a nice story but it never happened
Gdq
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>>714837209Those are the creepiest tiny fingers I've ever seen. Why would you post this
This is the worst group of ugly negros that gdq has ever had.
>SEX
>WITH FASCISM
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>I JUMP
>I JUMP ON THE BED!!!
Chat what did that donor mean by that?
>>714837874>Yeah and they all suckthats representation dummy, theres always some stinkers. Its not our fault sjws push so many shitty games with representation as the key selling point
>>714837964For a /pol/ chud you're pretty soft.
>That dono
HOLY FUCKING REDDIT
Salute
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>>714838029Nevermind, I failed....
>>714838003
>>714836962Now that'd be a fun speedrun.
>>714837161>No politics!>We can't mention this political party>But we can mention this political ideology
Please tell me this is at least a biological woman doing this run... please.
>>714832452None of those things are distinctively fascist, just authoritarian.
Event is glaringly more cringe then years before
so what's the appeal of these games being speedran besides "haha frig the nazis but fast?"
>modded to speedrun cutscenes with a single button
>easiest difficulty so you never die
its literally just memorize where to go and hold down W
>>714838278That's what retards think fascism is
That plus hating their parents for telling them 'no'
>>714838291>its literally just memorize where to go and hold down WGDQ meta so hosts can hawk everyone for more donos and couch can clown around for money.
>>714838291been watching in the background but the oob stuff is neat
>>714836110The sensation of speed is nuts
That's why there's fuckloads of racing mods for Doom
>>714837732Then maybe the social media is at fault.
Holy stomp the fascism batman! This run is ZZZ for sure
>>714838516Can't say "nazis" on twitch or vods
Forced internet self censorship cause it puts the event at risk
>>714833968why are they always ugly. like even if he wasn't a tranny, he'd still be ugly. almost all trannies are ugly. when people say shit like "I wish I was born a girl" they seem to be under the impression that they'd be some kind of beautiful airbrushed anime girl. if you're an ugly man, you'd be an ugly girl. I don't get this mindset.
>>714838327No wonder why they don't get it when someone calls Richard Spencer a fascist. He's a polite guy. He's not telling anyone to go to bed on time.
>>714838698Then maybe they shouldn't be playing WOLFENSTEEEEIN
ya'll...I have gdq fatigue...
>>714838878Yea it makes no sense, can hear the word nazi in the game and there's swastikas everywhere
Am I the only one that thinks this is boring?
The other FPS run I watched today, Halo 4, at least was on legendary and the techs seemed more cool.
Also wtf is with all the glazing? It's really cringe.
>>714834958>womangood joke
is it over yet, i shut off the stream
>>714839026It's a man, huh? I feared as much.
Every other line from the couch is trying to girlboss quip every other line. The runner is comparatively fine
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