Thread 714832085

Now: The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Next: Wolfenstein 2
Later: Blue Prince

Stream: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

Last thread: >>714826120

I wasn't looking at the runners and was like "this is a pretty cool group of dudes"
Ignorance is bliss

>>714832116
Rope.

>libtoid lefturd "antifa" mentally castrated cuckolds bowing, kneeling and grovelling at the feet of the very very kosher technocrats (both sides serve the same master), begging for complete chattelization and ritualistic humiliation and grooming everyone around them into their total submission anti-White anti-natalist death cult
I love GDQ! SMASH FASCISM HOYP!!!

based normal fucking black guy

What if Zelda was a girl?

>>714832068
SSS - worth watching
S-Z - not worth watching
ZZZ - worth watching

>>714832085 (OP)
the donation announcer has been really quiet.

>>714832149
I think GDQ is dead for real this time.

Migration

So how were the runs today vee->>714832149
oh god

if you hate trannies why do you watch this
the natural reaction to something you hate and find disgusting is to look away

>>714832149
I've seen your bear cock.

>>714832158
not a tranny, sorry

Serious question: why don't they have incentives for things that people actually care about, like shirtless arm wrestling matches?
Who cares about controllers shaped like instruments or kaizos?

SPIKE THE HYPOCRITE
>uhhh it's charity, then entertainment, then speedrun, its all about the entertainment!
>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT, INFORMATIVE FIRST, ENTERTAINMENT SECOND

i should replay link's awakening
oh screw it maybe ill replay the oracle series

LET'S FUDGING GOOOO!!!

>>714832149
I just got home what the hell happened with jungle beat

>>714832128
I thought the same thing until i saw the goblin on the right.

>>714832149
>Banjo-Kazooie
Damn what happened?
>Quake 64
Ouch.

I am a woman :3

Migged!
Zelda !!

>>714832226
Money.

>>714832149
The pink and blue kek

I've miggered

>>714832226
>Irishman armwrestles a black man for the right to use the N-Word

>>714832226
people knew and liked trihex and calebhart

nobody of note goes to GDQ anymore, it's just random people advertising their twitch channels

>>714832194
You rang?

>>714832149
Did having ESA right before GDQ have an impact do you think, or is GDQ just THAT bad this year? Or is it both?

>>714832085 (OP)
she cute.
OF?

>>714832265
It defeated fascism. It's over. We won, sisters.

z-a
Not worth watching
S
might be worth watching
SSS
okay, Ill watch eventually

>>714832312
>Or is it both?
Very.

>>714832149
absolutely godless

>>714832265
Commentary was nonstop aggressive poz. The run itself was pretty good.

>>714832352
Best one yet

I missed RCT because of work (I miss WFH). What happened?

Lewdposting thread if you want to post some zelda girls
>>>/trash/76255012

Why do so many zoomers want to be a girl?

IM FRAME PERFECT

>>714832232
Those two comments have no relaiton to each other, you illiterate retard.
He says he doesn't prefer commentary that values information over entertainment and later goes on to say that charity > entertainment > showcase.

>>714832149
Someone should graph/correlate the viewership decline of GDQ with the mean and median of our ratings per event.
Or if someone spoonfeeds me where I can get all the necessary data in neat formats (JSON, CSV or whatever) and I'll do it.

FRAME PERFECT
I'M FRAME PERFECT
THIS PHRASE MEANS NOTHING

>>714832410
Millennial parents.

>>714832226
Looking past the fact that they'd view it as problematic, they simply don't have any interesting or funny people left to do things like that. The best you'd get is a "who can use the biggest dilator" contest.

>>714832149
Whew.

Why is GDQ so opposed to fascism when they're just fascism, but left-leaning?

>dictatorial leader
CoolMatty.
>autocracy
The GDQ staff.
>propaganda
>forcible suppression of opposition
Bans runners, commentators, and chatters for opposing their views and / or dissenting.
>belief in a natural social hierarchy based on race, ethnicity, or other factors
Belief in an UNnatural social hierarchy based on gender identity (Frame Fatales, trans rights, etc.) and even race and ethnicity (race-specific speedrunning marathons).
>subordination of individual interests for the perceived interest of the nation, state, or race
Constantly subordinates individual runners' interests to read donations and promote the charity and trans rights. Pressures people into being talked over by the donation reader.
>strong regimentation of the economy and society
GDQ structures itself around donations and donation incentives, tightly controlling the fundraising process down to timing sponsor "donations" which are actually earmarked funds from sponsors.

>>714832149
Is this objectively the worst GDQ?

I can't imagine how insufferable the politics will be during Wolfenstein 2. Fortunately I am going to bed.

>>714832232
I don't think you know what a hypocrite is brother, he opens with it not being his style and doesn't even say that it should be educational.

>>714832085 (OP)
I'm in

>>714832410
they see girls get free shit for existing and want in

>>714832116
Did he this this year?

Savoring this run before we get another troon ritual

>>714832452
>Is this objectively the worst GDQ?
It's pretty fuckin bad so far.

>>714832147
Because ultimately, they are still straight men deep down, just in denial. So, they still have their drive to fuck women. They think they can have their cake (become their fetishishistic dream "girl") and eat it too (still date women) but eventually realize they can only settle for othern MtF "women" as a cope. And now they are trapped into accepting anyone who claims to be a woman as such so they are obligated to date other dudes who have made the same mistake and have rendered themselves undateable.

Also reposting: >>714831329
>>714831532
>The US South represents 133 million people, representing roughly 39% of the total U.S. population
>The population of the Northeastern United States is estimated to be around 57.8 million. This represents approximately 17.1% of the total US population
> The West: 78,588,572
>The Midwest: 68,985,454
Of course the DEI trannies don't account for statistics.

>>714832410
They hope it will fix some "problem" in their life, not understanding life just sucks

>>714832226
tf lil timmy gonna d-ACK!

>>714832226
people actually wanted to see trihex and caleb arm wrestle because they were the only fit people in the speedrunning community.

case in point, some stupid oldhead meme lobotomy chicken was unearthed as a donation incentive a few years ago and it was a fucking disaster.

>>714832452
It's actually a technocracy because CoolMatty requires more gear to get around than you find on your average adeptus mechanicus

>>714832410
They really failed as men.

How many tricks that are frame perfect actually frame perfect and not just 'very hard'? Something tells me that wasnt a 'frame perfect' trick and he actually had a few frames to work with.
I dont think they understand the actual skill required in hitting an actual frame perfect trick. Its one frame.

I watched the Sekiro VOD and it was great, why are FromGODs so normal compared to the rest of this freakshow

>>714832431
>Or if someone spoonfeeds me where I can get all the necessary data in neat formats (JSON, CSV or whatever) and I'll do it.
Ecker hosts his ratings at https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings, but they only start at 2022 when he started chartfagging well after the decline of GDQ.

>>714832434
A MILLION RESETS
BUT IT'S GONNA BE WORTH IT

>>714832452
I don't have AGDQ 2025 but I do have SGDQ last year

>>714832149
>>714832431
> correlation between viewership decline and falling /v/ ratings
fucking kek

>>714832586
Of course not. It's just a meme-word now.

imagine how seething these threads make the subhuman garbage that is GDQ top brass. literally hundreds of posts per thread shitting on how gay, retarded and lame the event has become over the years, their rapidly dwindling numbers, how much of a toxic laughing stock they've become.

>>714832265
they were shilling the wolfenstein 2 bonus run the entire time by yelling "DONATE TO STOMP FASCISM" AND "DONKEY KONG SUPPORTS TRANS RIGHTS!"

>>714832493
wat

>>714832452
You were not supposed to point this out

Is it just me or is Link's Awakening more fun to replay than Link to the Past?

>>714832586
ok mr smartass lets see your speedrun with frame perfect tricks

>>714832331
Im way prettier give me your money instead :(

>>714832149
is this the worst pair of opening days for a GDQ thus far? theres a pretty substantial amount of garbage here.

>>714832628
Was it last year that coolmatty spent 90% of the event arguing with people on reddit over minor criticisms?

>>714832586
Usually they lie about this sort of thing to make it seem difficult. There are a few real frame perfect tricks that are used in runs (Loading Zone Storage in Paper Mario) that require frame perfect inputs with no buffer window.
Usually when people say it there's either a buffer, or you have a few frames to work with.

>>714832473
Can't wait.

>>714832410
dwindling male health worldwide, unlimited easy access to porn, society increasingly emasculating and shaming men, the rise of internet hugboxes

BLUBBER
LOL LET'S GO

>>714832674
ok will you marry me

>>714832667
it is
alttp is kind of a slog and when you get to the dark world. the portable games are better.

Undertale, guys!

>>714832429
No he's saying his type of commentary is informative first, entertainment second. The tweet in question was about a run that was all entertainment and people being loud. The discussion at hand was how he DISLIKED that run. He's saying he disliked it because he thinks it should be informative first, entertainment second.

>>714832410
If you're a zoomer male and you're not a 10/10 you don't have any chance of ever having sex, so you might as well just become the gf

has every game had a tranny involved in some way? either they are running or on the couch

>>714832705
The pic >>714832617 posted looks similar if not a tad worse at this point last year. People are always pretty negative for the first day or two and by the latter part of the 2nd start to get a little more settled. Would love to see past years side by side (post-2000) for a more comprehensive comparison.

>>714832410
All younger women don't date anymore because they can subsist on being an internet whore. The males don't seem to understand why this is possible, and think they can do it themselves as well

>>714832628
I'm pretty sure we have GDQ staff that lurk these threads and get butt hurt. Coolmatty trying to buyout ESA got brought up a few threads ago and a random schizo came out of the wordwork to call people liars and act like he was talking to Edenal/Planks.

>>714832757
I remember when this guys face was all over the net. Guess he's old now.

>>714832594
I see, thanks. Could still be interesting, might get to it later.
Know where I can get clean data of Twitch viewcounts per channel for given timeframes?

did you know gaming that there's a papyrus inside you
right
now

just going to filter posts with the word "why" at this point. always the most innane fart huffing rhetorical circle jerking of no value

>>714832772
I probably would ngl

Oh look, ANOTHER Speed running general thread that is up all year long but we must pretend like it's not constantly up and on the first page.
Go on, tell me this does not happen. This even will end soon. It's bullshit. Sure this specific event will end but right away another Speed running event will start up and the threads never end. All that changes is the letters.
I have no idea what this faggot shit is allowed and not just pushed to /vg/.

>>714832874
we might hit a brand new low

>they/them talking about Deltatroon
Woah

>>714832894
Why?
also everyone put "why" at the end or something

>>714832881
https://gdqstats.com/
I don't know if they expose the data directly or have an API but it's a start

>>714832810
He doesn't say he thinks it should be, he says "it's not my type".

>>714832907
I don't understand who asked you for your opinion.

>>714832549
And yet the South is the most conservative part of the country has the largest amount of trans population

>>714832874
On the bright side, the donation reader will be too busy listening and learning to speak over her. We might finally get some fucking peace.

>>714832874
A black woman is running, listen and learn.

>>714832874
take your meds brother
GDQ doesn't let them break containment

>Deltarune finale
is Deltarune good?

this is a decent run because the announcer barely says anything.

THIS NIGGA'S HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
MODS
BAN HIS ASS AND FEED HIM HRT

>>714832874
thanks for letting me know to avoid that run like the plague

>>714832874
Holy fuck. That's a perfect storm of pandering. IMAGINE how many times the word "fascism" is gonna get said.

>>714832810
not surprising nobody here understands the difference between preference and proscription

>>714832149
Two days in and it's dismal, are you guys just hatewatching it now? Everytime I tune in it's a tranny running or on the couch, completely killed my interest in any runs.

>>714832149
>Donkey Kong Jungle bascist the fascist
>*
what?
did I miss cringekino?

>>714832993
Yeah it's alright. It won't be in this event though.

>>714832617
Alan Wake 2 dance was kino last year

>>714832907
because it serves as a containment for /v/'s most retarded denizens
>anime posters
>the mig posters
>the ritual posters

>>714832849
Day one and the final day gets the most attention from GDQ staff as thats where they get the most money. As such it has the most gimmicky stuff on it. The middle of the week is filler and tends to have "just runs" on it to fill time.

>>714832452
It's pretty fucking bad, like they're actively trying to make you stop watching which worked, yet I'm still here in the threads

>>714832993
yeah it's a funny adventure, just do NOT interact any further with anyone who says they like deltarune

>>714833017
Do they just not dare use the term Nazi anymore? Isn't the entire point of that game to kill Nazis? You'd think that'd be far more memeable.

>>714832149
another godless night

oh well, what are we drinKING to go woth it /v/?
Dont give me its only Monday shit

>>714833037
They were just going on about beating fascism for whatever reason

>>714833039
It's gonna be a bonus game to hold everyone hostage

>>714832810
>>714832963
Lol my bad tried to king hit somebody agreeing with me, it's still early in the morning.

>>714833037
No
All they talked about the whole run was the wolfendoom speedrun they have coming up where they heckin bash and stompa the fascists

>>714833037
I'd define crinekino as entertaining BECAUSE of the cringe. There was nothing entertaining about that run.

>>714832907
>wah wah wah i dont like my videogames board to have topics and trends relating to vigdego james! wah wah wah!!!

This shit doesn't even do as background noise these days, what happened?

>>714832970
Yes, like I said if you actually read my response, that is because it constitutes 40% of the US population. You would have to add two of the other three regions together to get a similar total population. But you trannies make it out as if each region was selected to have the exact same underlying population total. They don't, and as such are not comparable. You literally need to look at trans population PER CAPITA, you manipulative, disingenuous snake.

>>714833039
>It won't be in this event though.
It's literally their closing game this year

>>714833163
Digimon are the closest thing I've come to sympathizing with furfags.

>>714832907
chances are these threads have been on this board for longer than you have faggot

>Hero of Rhyme
heh

>>714832873
Worse, became a landwhale over lockdown.

>>714833142
Gonna pound some shots of rum in about 30 minutes when I get home. Cheers!

This track is so fucking good bros.

>>714833239
You are a weakling

>>714833220
Yes. And it won't be alright.

>>714833220
is there a save/kill the npc's incentive?

Answer me this /v/, if Link was a part of 13/55, would be the Hero of Crime?

I just saw this on the GDQ website

>>714832442
Gen X are the parents of Zoomers

>>714833369
lurk moar

>>714832993
It's a cute little game if you play it on your own and literally never interact with another person who likes it. So watching a run of it at GDQ is going to be a complete fucking cringefest.

Last thread had a staggeringly good point about video game challenge runs being more entertaining that speedruns.
Anyone have any really good challenge runs I can watch instead of this shit?

>>714833369
Does it make you uncomfortable? Is it funny to you?

>>714833206
They have corporate revenue optimization officers standing offscreen pointing guns at everyone's head and whispering in their headsets that they need to scream about donations continuously and never let one second of audio fall below a certain decibel threshold

>>714833369
I'm not a nig so idk but I think this kind of stuff would just make me uncomfortable if I was

>>714832442
dude zoomers are like 20 now
They are Gen X offspring don't put that on us.

>>714833369
>BLACK JOY
didnt the quake speedrunner say pain is his cultcha

>>714832149
put the tranny star on the halo 4 run, you tranny apologist
I'm skipping through the vod right now to look at these abominations and the runner has "they/them"
in fact, every run with at least one tranny on the couch should get that star to clearly show what an abomination this even is

>>714833426
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ0SjhkUA58
Final Fantasy 5 is my favorite JRPG ever and this guy is not only surprisingly funny but the run's good too.

>>714833443
>Does it make you uncomfortable? Is it funny to you?
I'm just sad I missed the event
It's important to celebrate our diversity and support the repressed minority of speedrunners
They didn't choose to be here, after all - they came across as slaves

>>714833369
>BLACK JOY

>>714832275
BK he choked hard at the last fight and even thought at one point he would need a mercy kill. Also the glitch exhibition (that people paid for) he cut off early

>>714833495
*4
Fuck.

>>714833463
>2 white "friends" sitting on couch
>"you can join our Black and Asian only discord, just dm me for invite ;)"
gettin back at dem crackas fo dat segregation... with mo segregation!

>>714833550
too late im already downloading ff5

>>714833495
Remember when GDQ put Final Fantasy 5 as their finale for some reason? Was just such a weird choice because its usually a classic speedrun game or a brand new major release.

>>714833598
good
it's the better game anyway

>>714833605
kek

>>714833550
ff4 is my second favorite jrpg behind secret of mana. If there's two games I know everything about it's them.

>>714833426

I didn't stream or post it on YouTube, because I'm straight and white and have a well-paying job, but I actually DID a challenge run of trying to get to the first mecha fight in Trails of Cold Steel 1 using only arts (magic). You can absolutely do it and it was fun as well.
The cool thing about challenge runs is that you don't really need any real skill except patience and creativity to accomplish it and that means that anyone can essentially set a few rules, try and have fun doing it.

>>714833426
Try watching Lobosjr's no-shield, no-armor, broken sword-only runs of Dark Souls, absolute kino. Dude makes FromSoftware games look like kindergarten naptime, and actually does commentary without sounding like a meth-riddled Discord mod. Also if you're into FF, look up Pianos' FF7 no-materia run. That man is cracked. Challenge runs are just the right blend of suffering and galaxy brain-you feel smarter just watching.

This game kind of reminds me of that Lenna's Inception game from last night. I wonder if it's inspired by it. (Note this post is a joke. I'm not actually retarded.)

>>714833426
if you're into smt shit this one's great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cgm90K7CAA

>>714833764
imbecile

>>714833495
This guy's "wink wink I'm a 4chan user if you know you know" shtick is annoying to me

lot of schmovement

>>714833426
>challenge runs better than speedruns
No, just no
https://youtu.be/348xCaGgfLw

>>714832993
>king troon game for troon event finale
fitting

>>714833793
Ehr, I think he's entertaining enough but I don't watch his videos religiously enough to know if he's too much of a tryhard.

>>714833798
Gyatt damn Halo 4 isnt all bad

>>714833798
look at those glorious feet

>>714833426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_gmfv8FD9U if you like movement stuff, here's a 40 minute long tier 8 bhop map

>>714832993
Great game, not what Id call a good speedrun game

My runs up next! Wish me luck!

>>714833617
A lot of the finales for GDQ have been classic rpgs for some reason

I've missed the LA run, how has it been?

>>714833798
halo 4 could have been great
dont know what they were thinking with the story

>>714833426

They are, but practically 0 challenge runs are marathon-friendly as they all usually take tens of hours to complete (minimum). It's nothing something autisically practiced as much as a "get it right once and never do it again" kinda thing.

>>714833495
>Can you beat FFIV with items only?
>attacking multiple enemies with non-items
I guess the answer is NO

>>714833971
it's been alright

Is chibicarrera related to Asia?

Two things I noticed this year
1. A lot of trannies, even compared to the last couple of years
2. The mics are picking up constant crowd noise this time

>>714834005
dude on the left always looks like he's forced to smile at gunpoint

>>714834035
Spoiler: he actually does manage to get it done in the end

>>714833971
Bretty gud. Lots of cool tech.

>>714834005
Look at the theatre kids theyre so quirky :)

>>714834062
3. A lot more attention whore segments from the GDQ staff this year too, and they go on really long

>>714833834
Poetry

Tool assisted...

Fascism was Mussolini, not Hitler. How did the entire world conflating the two cause such uneducated views to end up in a GDQ event anyway?

>>714833968
jesus christ I've never seen the real person behind the 'jak

>>714834168
*eye roll*

>>714834168
People just needed a new meme because the "punch a nazi" thing didn't work out after it turned out nazis punch back.

>>714833605
Middle of the background couch

This run just makes me miss ESA

>>714833426
>can you beat dark souls with 1 hp 1 stamina naked fists only
>yes
>proceeds to make the following, as if it's gonna be a mystery
>can you beat dark souls with a whip
>can you beat dark souls with a sword
>can you beat dark souls with a bow
>can you beat dark souls with magic
>can you beat dark souls with firebombs only
>damn haha that was real nice, but I think we get the point
>wait
>can you do all that... for dark souls 2?!?!?!?

FUCK I MISSED DONKEY KONG AND ZELDA
oh well...at least I can wat-
>Wolfenstein 2

>>714834168
Fascism as a word has shifted to mean any authoritarian far right movement

ermm rate the run?

rate link's awakening you stupid animals

Rate The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX

ZAMN look at all those COLORS what an age we live in

>>714834338
B

>>714833968
>>714834036
Oh my fuck

I've been wondering why this GDQ feels particularly shit and far worse than the others and I think I've realized. This is the first event where it actually feels like a variety show and not a speedrun events with segments. Like speedrunning has slowly been taking a back seat more and more, but I feel like we've now reached a point where it's officially taken a backseat and GDQ can be considered more of a variety gaming show. Gaming quizzes, skits, segments, showcases, challenge runs, then maybe some speedruns here or there.

>>714834359
I’m disappointed we didn’t see the credits

>>714834359
>>714834352
D

>>714834359
>>714834352
>>714834338
A I say

>>714834359

A

>>714834338
A. Points off for the singular Troon.

>>714834338
>>714834359
C

Damn bro you didn't have to out him as a smash player

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
A

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
A for alright

>>714834352
>>714834359
B

>>714834338
C
The run itself was kinda fun but neither the couch nor the runner were particularly entertaining or informative.
Might be something you really need to love DX to enjoy.

kek did they cut away before the runner couch could do shoutouts?

>>714834352
>>714834359
A. Good run and they kept the dono reader in her lane.

>>714834352
>>714834338
>>714834359
B

>>714834359
C

>>714834352
B

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
B, thanks

>>714834359
>>714834352
>>714834338
I'm doin' him an A

>>714834359
A

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
A, I thought it was pretty good

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
S

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
A

>>714834359
A for awesomesauce!

>>714834359
>>714834352
D

>>714834359
B-
Was nice to see a regular no-major-glitches run of it finally.

>>714833605
dios mio...el huesped maldito...

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
A.

>>714834359
>>714834352
>>714834338
S

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
A. The couch constant explanations being able to limit the host interruptions makes the run so much better

>>714834304
I like ymfah's top gear style of challenge run

>>714834338
>>714834352
>>714834359
B

>>714834458
Toxic couch chuds with no pronouns don't get extra shoutout time

>>714834359
ZZZ

>>714834338
>>714834352
C

>>714834304
>any speedrun
>brings up hexeditor
>teleports to the end
I'd take the challenge run.

>>714834310
>Wolfenstein 2
is that game about defeating fascism?

>>714834393
They probably want to gradually evolve it into a PAX or Magfest like event, knowing that the speedrun telethon concept is not a long-term sustainable strategy.

>>714834359
>>714834352

A

if you attend a gdq is there anything else to do besides sit in a smelly room watching someone else play vidya?

>>714834352
>>714834359
D for didnt watch

>>714834548
They should have put (they/them) in their names.

CHOKE

>>714834604
Yes, in the same way Bioshock is about the folly of Objectivism

>>714834665
You can fuck other peoples' girlfriends apparently

KWAB

preddy good

>>714834665
there's other shit to do at the event

Uh oh bonus trainwreck

>>714834665
Drink and make mistakes

owari da

welp...

RUINED

>>714834716
Yeah but it's turned into:
>girlfriends

>>714834665
They have an arcade.

>>714834352
B
Good tech couch was annoying

>people donate for bonus run
>runner fails it
>everybody cheers
wtf is going on

>15k for a 3 mins crash
kek

>>714834540
there are 3 types of challenge run i can stand
>ymfah's
>giga-autists who are actually doing a real challenge run of a video game they love, having dedicated months or years to it (think pannenkoek)
>extremely difficult challenge runs that require a high level of skill and knowledge, with commentary (think that one megaman x challenge run, the one with the level full of fucking fire donuts)

>>714834665
They used to have a sponsor that brought a bunch of arcade/pinball tables for people to play.

>>714834665
See how long you can take the smell of necrosis without vomiting.

NO REFUNDS

>>714834665
https://gamesdonequick.com/site/activities

>>714834359
B

>>714834352
>>714834359
B. It okay.

>>714834764
he didn't fail it dumbass. its a dice roll whether it finishes or crashes

>>714834393
Because they know speedrunning as a normie fad is dying. The casual twitch viewer doesn't care about it now, they're not amazed by it anymore, they've seen it all, it's not a novelty. So in order to survive being a mainstream thing, they gotta diversify into a general gaming event, with gimmicks that will guarantee they trend on social media like "A HECKIN DOGGO JUST DID A RUN"

jfc what a belly flop

I'm crashing this event with no survivors

>y'all
Why can't they just say "you all"?

>>714834856
do it

>tranny runs deltraune
What a surprise

Not a good look for the Deltatroon community...

Wasn't chapter 3 a zelda clone

>>714834359
A

pretty solid

>>714834841
yeah 15k for a 3mins run that crashes, at least they showed the facists hecking bigots

>>714834878
"you" considered harmful

>>714834843
notaprerecordedrun mp4

>>714834716
think i just found that one on the schedule

>>714834359
A

>>714834878
heh take a look at this chud

>>714834783
i hate like 99% of "challenge" runs, and the guy in the 1% is thebones5, who outright admitted in one of his videos that the meta is to come up with some super easy challenge that sounds hard when secondaries read the title.

you can feel the troons seething at the ginger woman
kek what a bunch of agps

>>714834716
>>714834753
If you fuck someones gf at GDQ you become part of the polycule don't try it

hey big dawg it's already 10:21 maybe dont do this segment

>>714834994
NO MY EPIC NEPO SEGMENTS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND NECESSARY

She's a cutie, it feels like a huge relief finally seeing an actual woman

did they tell this guy to dress up like a kiddy diddler as part of the bit?

>>714834783
i forgot
>style points challenge runs
stealthgamerBR, some brazilian guy who plays, you guessed it, stealth games. his dishonered and hitman videos are amazing.

>>714832149
How are you even supposed to read this?

ESA has Plum, GDQ has Plump

Unrelated but someone's going to have to bake next thread. I'm going to sleep.

>>714834962
Speedruns?

she's going to turn into one of those wine aunts isn't she

>>714834962
imagine the smell

>>714834962
>polyamory meetup
>not call "Polyfamory"
these fags cant even be funny right

I think a Blue Prince bingo is a very fun idea and I'd enjoy seeing it.
It's not right for GDQ in the least, but hey.

>>714835095
it's okay we'll wait for you

>>714835034
That's an American Slampig, not a woman.

>>714832149
>Timespinner
Unreal...

>>714835061
>he doesn't know

>>714834352
c

>>714832993
It's not a game, it's a lesbian furry transgender cultists VN, try to find a single gameplay webm on the countless spammed threads.
The question is why are there so many trannies plaguing this board lately?

>plaid shirt buttoned to the top button
>cargo shorts
>skinnyfat
>paler than dracula
this is peak gaming performance
i like it

>>714835107
>going to

>>714835076
We already had Plump at ESA

>>714834878

>don't
why can't they just say "do not"?
>can't
why can't they just say "can not"?
>won't
why can't they just say "will not"?
>isn't
why can't they just say "is not"?
>wasn't
why can't they just say "was not"?
>shouldn't
why can't they just say "should not"?
>wouldn't
why can't they just say "would not"?
>couldn't
why can't they just say "could not"?
>I'm
why can't they just say "I am"?
>you're
why can't they just say "you are"?
>they're
why can't they just say "they are"?
>it's
why can't they just say "it is"?
>we've
why can't they just say "we have"?
>she'd
why can't they just say "she had" or "she would"?
>he'll
why can't they just say "he will"?
>I'd
why can't they just say "I had" or "I would"?
>there'll
why can't they just say "there will"?
>who'd
why can't they just say "who had" or "who would"?

>>714834818
fewer faggot activities that I would have thought, and yes there are no straight meet-up events

>>714835095
no

When 3bugs leave, I think I'm gonna take a break from the game until duos which I'll play a bit and then it'll be what I play almost exclusively I guess.

>714835175
I hope typing all this out was worth it for no (You)s.

>>714835175
this but unironically

>>714835183
Canadians are so oppressed

>>714834716
I wonder what Sam n Tolki are up to

>>714832993
it's a cemented troon game at this point

>>714835183
>Latine
Is this supposed to be the new Latinx

Also I like how being Canadian is somehow on the same level as being bisexual or polyamorous, lmao

>>714835139
she looks like she's lost weight

>>714835175
thanks for typing this all out

>>714834352
A

>>714835268
I actually read somewhere that some crazy number, like 90%, of latinos found the entire term degrading.

>>714835183
>it's real
it's all real
holy fuck this is a bit, it has to be

>>714835183
>Polyam Senpai Meetup
You guys said the orgies were a meme

>>714835268
more like latrine

>>714834878
A tweet from like three years ago claimed "you guys" was exclusive to women and non-binary, and advised that "ya'll" replace it, despite that being a pretty specific slang to Southern and black American accents. Yes, a tweet, singular. GDQ, being the most Very Online organization in existence, naturally took it up like an 11th Commandant instantly and have been forcing themselves to say "ya'll" instead ever since. Since none of them are Southern OR black American, it is extremely jarring dropped into sentences the way it is.

>>714835327
more retarded/annoying than degrading

>>714835240
Sam is remarried. Tolki claims she was raped by Stiv

>>714834783
>think that one megaman x challenge run
Well holy goddamn...

>>714835183
latine is way too close to latrine

when i played blue prince i thought the objective was to get to that weird room at the end but then i did that and didnt win so i stopped playing

>>714835183
>latine
Are they just trying to make latinx again? Please let this be me being dumb about language.

>Ao Oni is in GDQ
Neat
>Ao Oni (2024)
Huh?

>>714835430
Same except when I played Elden Ring and beat Godrick the Grafted.

>>714835268
canadians are opressed by videogame prices

>>714834665
>go to the arcade
>play rhythm games
>play fighting games
>play obscure PS1 games with THE CavemanDCJ
>leave the hotel (scary!)
>binge drinking
>sitting in a smaller smelly room watching someone else play vidya
>doing drugs with the cool kids
>bang awkward nerd girls because the average attendee makes you look like a chad

I don't feel that anyone should be teaching the autists how to pick locks

figured it out

fucking low iq shit

>>714835169
Plum is too cute for Circumcisions Done Quick

>>714835268
I don't know why they keep trying to invent "correct" terms on behalf of Latin Americans, none of whom ever use them.

>>714835183
>>714835350
POLYCULE MEET-N-FUCK

>>714835327
I mean it makes zero sense if their language. I also don't feel like it'd speak naturally whatsoever. Also, in general, lations don't want lefty faggotry.

this was almost certainly a trap to ban most attendees

>>714835542
MEET AND HUH??

>>714835469
I thought there was just a shitty CG Ao Oni anime with an OP by Akiko Shikata, the only reason I know that even exists at all. I didn't know there was a remake

Do you authorize?

fascism status?

Oh..............

>>714835492
actually i forgot
>binge drinking and doing drugs in a smaller smelly room watching someone else play vidya and THEN going downstairs to play obscure PS1 games with THE CavemanDCJ

will wolfenstein at least be a visually interesting speedrun to make up for the guaranteed insufferable commentary, or should I just close the stream now and check back tomorrow

>>714835569
>Mario goes down pipes, with a fire flower....so he can light the crystal meth! Mamma Mia!

>>714835430
Don't the credits roll after reaching Room 46?
You did win, bro. The rest is for autists who want to read into everything. You can just ignore it.

Are we ready to end facism

>>714835596
See >>714835601
It's about to get STOMPED!

>>714835601
yeah, this is a good one......

>>714835536
white savior complex

>>714835183
>a literal cuckold/swinger meetup at a videogame event

>>714835596
>muh facism stompers
12 years ago Werster was dropping the hard R on stream.

Where is TomatoAnus?

>>714835542
the real orgies are set up on fet sites

Look at that dead crowd

>>714835596
Schrodinger's bogeyman

>>714835686
Because a person on /v/ said they'd give $50 or something. Man...

choose your speedrunner name
>food
>animal

for me? CheeseMussel

>just woke up

Why is facism the theme for today? It wasn't mentioned once yesterday.

>cringe
>bingo non-run
>gigacringe autoscroller
>movie game
Looks like I get to catch up on sleep, thanks GDQ

>>714835513
>go to bed
>wake up to a pack of transfurries in your hotel room staring at you sleeping

WHOA MAMA THAT FRONT ROW

TIME TO CRUSH FASCISM GUYS!!!
>the audience leaves the room
really makes you think

Is the host drunk?

>>714835686
I love that guy, bless his soul

But the Windfish's dream was not real, it merely created illusions around it. And it was time for it to wake up and live again, not dwell in dreams and nightmares.

has there EVER been a host who actually improved the viewing experience or was actually funny? trying to think of an example and i'm blanking, meaning the only way to be a "good" host is just to speak as little as possible

>>714835721
watermelonmonkey

>>714835682
i think they prefer the term canadian instead

>>714835761
Would (You) do this sober?

>>714835724
Drumpf is sweeping sanctuary cities with the ICEwaffen

>>714835686
based webster

>>714835596
yeah i think im tuning out for the next hour or so

>>714835721
KebabSwordfish

>>714835721
dickgook

>>714835774
ESA's stream2 host

I’m gonna cringe pre-emptively and go fap to anime girls or some shit, call me when it’s over

>>714835724
Wolfenstein II run

>>714835721
assass

>>714835690
permabanned because he gave some fag a weed edible one time and the guy freaked out and called 911

>>714835774
If you are a good host I probably don't remember your name because you did your job well. If I remember your name it's because you inserted yourself in the stream too much and made everything about you.

>>714835764
MARIN WAS REAL
SHE WAS REAL

>>714835774
there have been one or two dudes in the past the mostly stayed the fuck out of the way and kept things moving

>>714835761
i think she is just illiterate

>>714834237

Turns out punching the skinhead who's spent the last 10 years working out in prison for a hate crime doesn't work out so well.

>>714835852
kek is that real
please tell me that fag asked for it

This seems like a good enough time to sleep.

>>714835774
>meaning the only way to be a "good" host is just to speak as little as possible
One of the only hosts I ever remember liking was during last year(?) when they had the jap rhythm guys call in and he was respectful and didn't say anything until they were switching between songs. I actively thought "Oh shit, a normal person can actually host occasionally."
That's it, though. Otherwise it's shit 100% of the time, especially for GDQ. Maybe there was a time when the host was bantering with the runner but I can't remember it well.

I can only imagine how shit the commentary during this run will be

>>714835764
Please, wake up.

>>714835761
HRT seeps through the pores, for a bio woman to be around so many trannies is a little intoxicating

>>714835774
The actual runners who host sometimes on ESA like Joshumus

>>714835721
KhashPlatypus

>they have a furry escape room

Escape Room
Brought to you by Twisted Tails Escape, we will have an on-site escape room for the whole marathon!
Come help Captain Cody Escape from Otter Space! Or perhaps you'd like to help the salty dog Captain Domino discover the Secret of the Furbidden Treasure? Tickets are $25 per person with a maximum of 10 players per group. Players by themselves or in a small group will be paired up with other like-minded adventurers to a maximum of 10 players per game. For private bookings, a minimum of 5 tickets must be purchased. Also, a portion of every ticket will go to Doctors Without Borders!

>>714835946
Can't be worse than the commentary before a bonus/incentive run.

Anyone willing to bet they are just going to refer to the nazis as fascist?
You know, despite that not being the nazi ideology at all.

>>714835774
Yeah, but only in ESA or any Australian event

sweet, I'm on camera

>>714836016
they already did so no point in betting

Damn, ghost of yotei looking weird

>>714835774
I liked that female host on ESA who made fun of Susan during the nuggets incident

>>714836035
Do something memorable.

can't wait for the punch a nazi donations.

10000000000%
Plus they already did.

>Whoa that looked really cool
>....

>>714835921
yep it's real, happened several years ago. he was like GDQ's golden boy before that, several marathons in a row he had multiple primetime runs/commentary shifts

may have not been a perma ban though, feel like i saw him at a recent gdq, which must have been after his ban expired

Please don't think Quake is a bad game check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtFyFLmLdU

>>714835774
there was a runner once who was foreign and didnt speak english well so he was mostly silent during the game and then the host asked him to explain what he was doing as commentary and he said "just good jumps" which stunlocked the host the rest of the run

>>714836072
SUCCINT SAY IT SUCCINT

i hate it when i'm advertised to without my consent

>>714835764
I don't think donators think that hard about their messages. If there was a Bioshock run they'd say "WOULD YOU KINDLY donate for that amazing incentive!" ignoring that in context that is a mind control phrase implanted in an engineered human weapon by a psychopath and thus they just ordered you against your will to hand over your money.

Oh boy, I'm sure we're in for an apolotical fun time.

BLACK

AND

FAST

>(Good Ending)
I have a feeling we define "good" very differently.

I'm not watching this shit, the schedule looks horrible for a long while too.

RIP FASCISM!!

>>714835721
McChickenConservative

DAYUM
DEEZE NIGGAS ZESTY

DAYUM

I'm not making it through this one, bros.
I can already tell.

N

>>714836090
>"Ooooo you better donate to us or a nazi will go unpunched oooo!"

>>714836016
the host has mentioned stomping facists at least 50 fucking times and thats not an exaggeration why do they keep repeating the same shit over and over like "TRANS RIGHTS" and "BONGOS"?

real woman?

oh no....

pack a bucks got loose, get me ma lasso

oh jesus CHRIST

oh no

imagine paying a sub and then they still give you ads.

so this kind of black person doesnt only exist in video games?

is that a BLACK KWEEN?

>an actual honest to god black woman
what the fuck
>that thing on the couch
WHAT THE FUCK

someone post the nesquik webm please

Glad to see Debra is still getting work.

I told myself it couldn't get worse than Quake...

I told myself it couldn't get worse than Quake...

>>714832180
Ngl this post is a vibe rn

ZESTY

why do they have racism- and sexism-based GDQ sideshows if they're just going to put the main cast from it on GDQ anyways?

Oh HELLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Is New Colossus the one with the sassy black women?

GUYS REMEMBER TO DEFEAT THE HECKIN FACISM, FUCK TRUMP , AND PUNCH A NAZI #FREEPALESTINE

Black women get it DONE when it comes to dismantling facist regimes

LIMY AGAIN?

one shaniqua and two black trannys but i dont have a punchline

>doesn't even know the PROTAG's name
kek

yeah I'm not watching this

THIS NIGGA LOOKIN ZESTY
THIS NIGGA LOOKIN MOIST

0 to cringe in 60 seconds

Jesus Christ, she needs to shut up with the political shit. Also they need to stop being sponsored by Doctors Without Borders since they are nothing but a huge scame organization responsible for illegal human trafficking. They needed to be cracked down.

LMAO THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY NAZI

pain

I'm cringing

>wolfenstein: wheelchair edition
brehs...

lmao you guys are gonna endure this run while I sleep
make sure to stomp on a fascist for me, yeah? cya lmao

Awesome. Less than 2 minutes in. 1 hour estimated, huh?

uhhhhhhhh....
what the fuck

I didn't know the first level was in a wheelchair
this looks so stupid

>>714835895
Some dreams linger on even in the waking world, anon.

>>714836105
No you're thinking of tomatoangus

lol they can't even say they're killing the enemies

>guy who choked on the quake 64 run on the couch
jesus fuck

>>714834073
Thats a woman

>>714836250
>>714836235
>>714836226
>>714836212
>>714836171
>>714836167

I'm drunk and ready for this cringe

>>714835764
uh.....stomp da fascist!

>le based fascist killer in a wheelchair???
slay blackkk kweeeeeenn
Let's kill these niggers and trannies!!!!

>>714836343
he is staff

A black woman is running, be quiet and listen.

>>714836330
HE JUST WENT DOWN SOME STAIRS IN A WHEELCHAIR WHAT THE FUCK MAN

holy kino first SSS run of the event

>"punch a nazi" the game
>been played up by host for "kill fascists" donos
>black runner
>black couch
>runner's name is "anarchy as fuck"
jesus this feels like something straight out of 2020, i thought we were past this shit. GDQ isn't even just left leaning at this point, it leans harder left than the average "vote blue no matter who" dem

you arent stomping anything if youre in a wheelchair

>>714835852
that was bubblesdelfuego

>>714836016
>You know, despite that not being the nazi ideology at all.
Yes it was

this board can't go 5 posts without uttering some form of the N word when a black person is on screen and that's honestly pathetic.

>literally a mention of fascism at least once per minute
I'm tapping out. Good luck my niggers.

You'd think nazis would have more stairs in their vertical base.

>Name's B.J (queer)
>In a wheelchair (disabled)
>Jewish (minority)
Fascism doesn't stand a chance

>>714835175
because those are the accepted abbreviations and there's no point to y'all if you're not a southerner or a nog

>STOP FASCISM
>in a wheelchair

>we're taking down facism in a wheelchair
>he is literally THE protagonist of all time
So this is brainrot

babe wake up, nightly id software humiliation ritual is back again

>thing from quake back on couch
>troons
oh no.

feel free to look away!

>>714835393
Good for Sam
Shame for Tolki

okay that was a decapitated head

please vote a ZZZ for me. I'm going to bed

Why the fuck is this doom ripoff game a guy in a wheelchair killing nazis.

do you think this black woman plays wolfenstein for the same reason white boys play pretty anime girl gachas

>>714836408
And they can't say Nazi kek.

>>714835393
Source? on sam

>>714836408
You weren't here during the las run.

so are they going to show the pregnant tits since they apparently can't skip cutscenes?

>>714836475
Got you

On a only slightly related note Wolfenstein is actually pretty fun to play. Like casually it's a pretty entertaining FPS.

>>714836483
kek

>>714836413
Literally closed the fucking stream. GDQ the bluesky meetup.

I was gonna skip this but I mean..
How can i

This is literally the first time I have EVER seen a black woman at GDQ.

HELL YEAH
DEATH TO FASCISTS

>we don need to know history n shiet
>*applause*

Holy fuck I hate zoomer speak so much

I wonder if this black woman knows how much certain mini-hat tribesmen were involved in the trans atlantic slave trade

yeah fuck this i'm going to the gym

cheers lads

>>714836525
They're making an effort this year.

>>714836509
1 pretty good, 2 got tedious. I think Old Blood was generally the best outside of the final boss

How did the Wolfenstein reboot only have one decent game?

>>714836561
guaranteed no

>>714836384
im ready

>>714836525
Wow yeah you're right
I can't remember any black female runners in the past 5 years minimum

I didn't know black women played video games besides undertale and mario.

>>714836567
what's your bench?

Those damn "bad guys"

WHITE POWER

Why do the can the GDQ people not say Nazis

remember to swallow fascism whole

>>714836567
I'm eating McDonald's for you bae

>>714836404
oh fuck you're right, i get those two confused

>>714836384
This. I am learning so much.

>they turned the world __evil__
>We won't stand up for __bad guys__

>>714836629
Is SAYING nazi illegal now?

clap NOW

>>714836639
kek i had a fucking stroke, why don't they just say nazi?

>>714836675
Think of the heckin' advertisers!

It's hilarious watching niggers trained not to mention Gaza play this shitty game. Yay fascism came to a close!

>>714836561
Mentioning it would bring her career to a close.

>>714836537
woooo

>>714836675
Advertisers and algos sperg out. Like how they're avoiding the word kill.

Uncle Adolf… I know how much you loved Jesse Owens, these blacks know not what they say. I’m sorry your spirit has to witness this.

look at the ratio lmao

>>714835721
BeefSnake

>>714836384
LISTEN and LEARN

>>714836675
Yes, coincidentally at the same time the long-nosed tribe is externinating a whole group of people.

>I liked the part when you were underwater and then not underwater

Yep, this is gonna be cringe

>>714836509
how does it compare to the first game? i enjoyed that game a lot in the beginning but got kind of tired of it by the end

kek

>>714836639
Its probably too triggering and political. But anyway lets destroy facism and save the world from The Bad Guys

>>714836740
Whats the second number?

>>714836740
what is the ratio?

>>714836736
>Uncle Adolf… I know how much you loved Jesse Owens
Anon... you don't know history.

>>714836776
I liked it. The level design is better and the the gunplay is faster too, but the story is worse. If you play it for the story you're kinda doing it wrong.

I stopped playing the stupid horse girl game and tune into this?

>>714836740
No one knows what this means

>>714836384
My ass is SAT
I am HYDRATED
My meds are TAKEN
My limbs are STRETCHED
And I am listening

sup niggas ya'll enjoyin my run up in this bitch?
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>714832226
left guy had arm position advantage (cheating) and still did awfully bad

>the bad guys were victorious
Kek

>>714836736
People bring up Jesse Owens like he inspired the USA team to humiliate germany in every event. Look up the 1936 olympic medal count next time you're bored.

>NO, NOT THE HECKIN FASCISTERINOS
>NOT MY BELOVED NAZINGOS
>THIS GAME IS SO CUHRINGE
You fags really have thin skin, embarrassing.

>that's bad
Up for interpretation.

""bad guys""

>>714836815
that anon is a retard, the bracket means the number of chatters, makes sense since it's subs only atm

They're showing a lot of discipline and restraint, all things considered.

Bad guys? I hate those guys

>>714836525
used to see that one black girl (barbie?) who had blonde hair and dressed like a bimbo. idk if i ever heard her speak but she was on a couch several times. i want to say she accused caleb of rape or something and idk if she's been to a gdq since

how they gonna hit the 1hr estmate when all runs on speedrun.com are over 1 hr

>uh
>uh
>uh
>uh
>uh
>uh
why does she speak like this?

>>714836832
Owens literally reported they treated him better than in New York, stating that the Jews there were more racist than any German ever was to him during his time there for the olympics. He went on to say Nazi Germany was one of the most accepting places he’d been and felt welcome there.

LMAO THEY WANT TO RUN THIS SHIT TWICE

>>714836709
>>714836639
They're probably playing it super safe to not incur in the ire of Jeff Amazon

>>714836335
I played links awakening so many times as a kid but never finished it. several years ago I finally played all the way through and got the full ending and almost cried.

I wish she was playing Wolfenstein 3D instead

>Black couch antagonising the crowd
IT'S DEY CULTURE

admit it /v/, you're only calling it cringe because you know you're the bad guys

>bad guys bad guys bad guys fascism fascism
>viewer numbers dropping
Strange...

>BAD GUYS
>mild crowd groan
>AYO BITCH I SAID BAD GUYS YOU PAID FOR THIS
>regretful cheer
im enjoying this a bit

>>714836447
>>714836441
>>714836396
>>714836374

retards

>>714836716
>>714836735
But saying fascism is okay? I never understand how this shit is decided.

>>714833426
https://youtu.be/2nseQFs2Rrc?si=4M0UU1LPk-ynibjw

>they nuked new your
Kind of an improvement compared to today.

>>714836978
>bad guys
What kind of bad guys?

>>714836946
8 minute wr tonight!

>>714836959
im pretty sure streamers use the term nazi without problem

>>714836946
No cutscenes or something, I don't know.

>>714836904
next time you want to bully a jewish kid just remember that he could come up with the next blacked as a consequence of your bullying

>>714836997
FDR didn't stomp shit Patton did.

>>714836998
Fascism is more intellectual and politically correct.

Hoype?

>pogchamp

EASY NOW

>>714836978
Bad guys only lose in history and if I'm not mistaken we're winning so far

>>714836998
Spain was fascist until '75 and no one tried to stop them. Obviously fascism is fine.

>>714836838
Go back to Scarlet

>>714836856
>That’s right whyte bois, dis our event now

What do you do?

This is LITERALLY a game of all time, on god fr fr no cap

>Chat getting mad because the word "nazi" is an auto ban so everyones getting wiped OUT because they can't talk about the game
kek

>>714836946
It's modded to skip cutscenes
Probably kills 15+ minutes over a full run

I fucking hate the toxic positivity so much

This is like a fever dream

where are they?

what a shit run
im pissed

Friendly reminder Egyptians and Romans ruled for thousands of years before they fell
But no, Democracy is totally gonna survive this time, and it's not even 500 years old yet

>charCHEATERbunny
that's going to be an extra Z from me

Well screw this shit, I'm going to jerk off.

>>714837128
>the yakuza wants to stop me from fucking this
cringe

imagine the meltdown if they played something like "Ready or Not"

Odds that they literally CANNOT STOP THEMSELVES and make obvious Trump references throughout the run?

>fuck fascism
>trans rights
name a more iconic pair of completely empty statements

I wonder if BJ ever stops to contemplate that he's gunning down thousands of people who look exactly like him.

>>714837165
That's what happens when corporations take over the internet
Welcome to HR hell all day every day

This is unbearable. I rate this is a ZZZ or whatever is worse.

>I used to have hoop dreams
Does the reader know what she just referenced?

>>714837053
cuck boy Patton couldn't even cross the Atlantic without the Deceptions permission

u/MaxWellHill on Reddit says: Stop Fascism!!!
E_____n list doesn't exist!!!
Send the Palestinians to Europe!!!

erm what the spruce

>>714836948
Because she is a nig

>>714837161
>stomp fascism!
>everyone is dutifully submitting to corporate fascism not to offend advertisers

>>714837070
it's ok, pogchamp is a lizard meme now instead of gootecks

>>714837178
Burning in the pits of Hell

>>714837187
shut up faggot >>>/pol/

the people cheering every time they talk about killing nazis reminds me of when people were afraid to stop clapping with stallin

>>714837132
Ask myself 'what would Takeshi do?' Nothing

PUNCH A FUCKING NAZI

>ANOTHER staffer on the couch

They aren't even pretending this event. Kung Cunt doing an hour of beat sabre on day one was insufferable

>>714832810
Imagine being this fucking wrong while trying to correct somebody calling out illiterates, jesus christ.

>>714837282
You do know we're talking about Wolfenstein right?

I thought political stuff was supposed to be banned, gonna be interesting to see what can of worms this opens. But for now the "muh fascism bad" circlejerk is just insufferably annoying

>>714837161
lmao literally "rules for thee not for me" huh

>>714837178
Lordy lord, that lass on the left could eat an apple through a chain link fence

>>714837319
This looks kino. Is the game fun?

>>714837027
>panoots

METROID CRIME METROID CRIME METROID CRIME METROID CRIME

>>714837342
Rules for thee, not for me

run is shit
thread is retarded
thank god im just gonna sl

>anarchy is cool
the only people who say this are the types who would be dead within a month if the government collapsed

>>714837343
based retard

PUNCH A LE NAZI xDDD

>>714837264
When does Josie show up

>>714837069
YOU BETTA BE LISTENAN AND LEARNAN

>>714837424
anarchy is the name of the runner, but you're still right

>>714837424
I think a month would be a little charitable. Anarchy is the strong organizing against the weak. No one in this crowd would be recruited to the former.

>>714837437
*bad guy

Waiting on a trump reference either from the couch or dono.

Chat can we say the N word on this board?

does this run involve any sort of shooting?

Doesn't this game start with fascism winning?

>>714837437
Yes?
If you did this in real life you wouldn't get charged for assault. At least, in my fictional wonderland.

>>714837236
It's an N tier

>I just looked up on my phone if carrying around a nuke is bad
>Gemini responded with, "Yeah, probably."
That was a rehearsed joke.

anyone keeping track of the fascist count? I'm sure it'll get funnier after the 200th

Debra fatigue...

>>714837053
And Patton realized we fought the wrong enemy

Why do so many zoomie chicks put on that fake deep voice? They sound like Bullwinkle.

>that's a black character in a video game
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fucking kek this is unreal

OMG A BLACK CHARACTER IN A VIDEO GAME!! I NEVER SEE THOSE!!

OMG A BLACK CHARACTER IN A VIDEOGAME

CHEER BIGGOTS, I SAID CHEEEEER!!!!

I don’t even know what facism means anymore

IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING BLACK CHARACTER

>>714837531
>assault
You're actually right. Probably not for the right reason, but a win's a win.

>>714837561
stop being a "fascism" nazi

Look at this dystopia the bad guys created...

>>714837586
>>714837587
Video games never had a single black character until 2017 CHUD

>>714837590
I like she was like, “Yeah, whatever.”