Thread 714835772

there was literally no reason to make her a little girl nor to make her barefoot

its to get you to notice and buy the game

>>714835772 (OP)
you can give her tights in the game if that bothers you

can you make sure to use the words pauline or donkey kong or dk or bonanza

What would you have made her instead?

>>714836282
Some sort of rareware-type inanimate object companion, maybe something relevant to the miner aesthetic like... a rock or something

>>714835772 (OP)
>wh-why would they make a character younger in a prequel???!!??
>wh-why wouldn't she wear shoes while stepping all over her friend's back!?!!? You can see her feed, this is literally hardcore pornography!!!!

>>714835894
I don't like her face

ehem
freckled tushy

>>714835937
BUT THAT'S EVEN HOTTER

i like her feet

>>714836493
why?

>>714836484
>You can see her feed
what about her seed?

I think the big reveal of this game is that it's going to be a prequel to Mario Odyssey. I think it's going to either going to be a kind of retcon for when Pauline told Mario she was kidnapped by an ape, or it will be a direct telling of that story.

>>714835937
They HAD to know, right? It would make so much sense for this outfit to have shoes, but they CHOSE just have the tights. This is a TARGETED attack on my cock...

>>714836563
me too

I can't find her cute because of that hairline.

>>714836749
NINTENDO DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MARIO OR DK CONTINUITY.

>>714836694
I have never seen this roastie gif attached to a quality post

>>714836772
They knew

>>714836873
Or Zelda, but no matter how many times Aonuma says it, the fans never believe him and fly into an autistic rage when you bring it up.

They will not retcon arcade donkey kong
Miyamoto's first game

>>714836873
You don't have to yell.

>>714837224
>those dk colors
I feel seen. Thank you Nintendo.

>>714836694
>when she realizes how old she's getting
I feel bad for her, to be honest

>>714836873
Do Mario theories make you angry?
Why or why not?

>>714837741
Theories are fine when it's a franchise worth theorizing over. Gamefreak intentionally leaves a lot of shit vague as theory bait for example. Mario and Zelda are just stupid when the devs openly admit they don't give a fuck about canon and will retcon whatever whenever.

her grippers are literally the first thing you see from her, the fuck nintendo?

>>714837224
Genuinely zero explanation for this other than her deciding to become a full time footslut. Thank you nintendo please bring her back in every spinoff.

>>714835772 (OP)
i can think of great reasons. I like little girls way more than i like that dumb ghost cap from the last game

>>714837981
I'd chew on her feet

>>714837224
Tranxisterpedobros...

>>714836772
This is Nintendo. They've always known.

>>714838103
maybe she doesn't want to wear shoes since she's constantly standing on top of DK and doesn't want to hurt him
as for why she doesn't wear socks either even in her winter outfit... I dunno

>>714835772 (OP)
Stay mad

>>714838578
No, that is Rare.

>>714837224
>in a snow country
>DK gets snowcone colors
>mentally ill AGP fuckheads think it's SYMBOLISM about them

>>714837395
It wasn't Miyamoto's first game, lol

>>714838921
Isn't it great when you can play both sides and come out on top?

>>714836549
ToT
smelly piggies
*SNIFFFFFF*

I need her to step on my banana

>>714839035
Speaking of Miyamoto, why did he allow Mario and Pauline's "new romance" and Peach friendzoning Mario, and then Peach not getting kidnapped in any new Mario game after Odyssey?

>>714836436
Talks shit about little girls but your counter argument was "lets get rid of the female character for a rock"

>>714839246
anon...
it's a joke

Why are all whites pedos

>>714839298
Why are all children attractive, HMMMMM????

>>714839239
I think you need to take your meds.

>"I can't do it!"
>*the sound Mario makes when he falls*
What did she mean by this?

>>714838921
There's no reason to believe that it isn't representation. Pretending otherwise is just a cope.

Just another fiction female that needs supervision and to be guided

>>714839489
All babies are troons because the colors to symbolize "boy" and "girl" were just coding theybies the whole time.

>>714839489
those colors are a reference to the original arcade game, that's why we see them often in the game, it has nothing to do with troons

>>714835772 (OP)
Nintendo is entering their prime cunny era.

>>714835772 (OP)
Agreed. Should've been a barefoot little boy

>>714840340
Yikes

The vast majority of people don't look at an innocuous image of a little girl and start thinking uncontrollably about sex, the only people who make a big deal about it are guilty closeted pedos trying to project guilt onto everyone else.

>>714835772 (OP)
it's just a kids game. like even moreso than usual with Nintendo, this feels like it's for little kids only. Pauline is there as a self-insert to go on an adventure with DK, she's a tomboy to try to bring in both girls and boys

>>714838829
Used that example cuz it's from a DK game

Rare was second-party, worked closely with Nintendo during the SNES/N64 era, and their work ultimately needed Nintendo approval for release.

But, sure, let's entertain that and use first-party examples. There's at least 100 "They knew" moments in OoT alone.

4channoids making pedo gooner culture this cute little memey quirk is a psyop to stop schizos and autismos from asking any further questions about epstein

everything from this site trickles down to normies

>its just a cartoon!
yea ok buddy, look at how rabid people act when anyone decides to push back against their weird creepy autistic tastes

>>714840725
huh?

Why are tendies suddenly such pedophiles

>>714840404
but we are not most men

>>714838578
When are they dropping it one NSO. I would like to play my favorite worse game before Bananza

>>714841097
>such

>>714841362
we are mercenaries

>>714841362
Well you aren't moralizing about it are you? That's the key that outs you as an IRL faggot.

>>714841789
gentlemen, synchronize your cunny watches

>>714840689
This scene was accidentally censored in the 3DS version because all the animations were redone in that version, by complete amateurs.

>>714840340
They gave Peach a transformed young boy sidekick and nobody bought it.

>>714836436
The rock was unanimously hated before the leak showed it was pauline.

>>714843072
We did get confirmation that loline existed nearly instantly thanks to a leak

Is this a new trend now?

>>714843672
I actually wonder if it happened due to the attention pragmata got as a brand new IP

>>714838921
>mentally ill AGP fuckheads think it's SYMBOLISM about them
Youre so easily fucking manipulated its insane

>>714840660
Children dont play videogames anymore. This shit is for adults

You faggots are looking way to much into it. She's barefoot because it makes her look more childish. Surprise surprise kids like to go barefoot, more news at 11

>>714845501
Japan doesnt get the benefit of the doubt anymoren

>>714845472
>children don't play video games anymore
You fuckin what

>>714835772 (OP)
Normies have no problem with that, only you projecting your insecurity about being a lolicon.

>final boss is mario
>objective: survive

>>714836282
Tiny Kong with her modern design.

>>714836772
No shit, it was made by japs.

>>714845501
>implying those dirty filthy slant-eyed pedophile japs are innocent

>>714837975
Many Nintendo devs want to do deeper stories and lore, its the supervisors that stamp it out, but you can find remnants still remaining in the finished projects.

>>714835772 (OP)
>>714836792
>>714837981
>>714839237
>>714839435
>>714844792
Gaming is healing

>>714836772
Of fucking course they knew. They're a Japanese company, all of their employees have the same sexual repression the rest of their damn country has. You think they're not fully aware of how people see their characters? The only difference is that Nintendo is very good at ensuring every lewd thing they do has plausible, family friendly denyability so they don't lose out on the support of parents buying their kids game systems. So where anyone in the know sees cute loli feet when shoes would have been just as easy to add, normals see a kid going barefoot because they're a kid. But dig a little deeper, and it becomes obvious that Nintendo is full of degenerates just like us.

>>714846317
>nintendo
>caring about story, lore, character development, world building

>>714839237
Why is she covering her butthole?

>>714835937
I WILL NOOOW BUY YOUR GAME.

>>714837224
>You can dress her up
Between this and Stellar Blade, I am sitting pretty.

>>714840340
Yoshi's Island came out over 30 years ago.

>>714835894
And it worked.

>>714839847
Cool throwback honestly.

>>714846560
There's very obviously different design philosophies between the male and female characters in mario, particularly the young ones
Baby mario is cartoonish, has a big goofy nose and simple dot eyes, and is known for performing an obnoxious cry whenever you get hit
His clothing selection is either a diaper or a 1:1 replica of mario's normal overalls
Baby peach though? She gets big, bright eyes (along with eyeliner for some reason), long eyelashes, rosy cheeks, a pink pacifier and a customised small princess dress (or a onesie in her debut game partners in time) along with several cutesy costumes in the most recent mario kart
Any way you slice it she's dolled up to appear both cute and traditionally beautiful, like instead of being a kid version of peach she was the adult peach aged down to a baby body
And it's a similar story with the rest of the babies and baby princesses

Into the fire you go.

>>714835772 (OP)
there was no reason to make the game at all, or to release a nintendo switch 2, or a switch 1 for that matter, there was no reason for nintendo to get into videogames at all.

>>714835772 (OP)
>Japan is full of degenerate pedophiles pushing their shit onto children.

Shocking. Truly.

>>714847360
I'm not sure I like that baby giving the camera "fuck me" eyes. ToT is one thing but that's like...an actual baby.

Why are you nindians like this

>>714836694
It's nearly like you make those threads.

>>714848117
It's never not funny to see a leftard getting angry and their immediate reaction is absolute racism

>>714835772 (OP)
there was literally no reason to make you

>>714835772 (OP)
>>714835937
>>714837224
>hat kid without hats
sign me up!

>>714836282
naked

>>714848790
>racism is le good!
>but not against glorious nippon!

>>714848790
>left is when against pedophilia
?

>>714849080
Asians actually contribute to humanity unlike niggers.

>>714849142
>implying those billions of chinks and jeets contribute to humanity for the better
KEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>714849289
UH BROS?

>>714849025
I would just get rid of the jeans

>>714849142
Mostly just a few S.Koreans and Japanese. What the fuck do SEAnigs contribute?

>>714849398
go on...

>>714849289
holy shit

>>714846003
Not that hard. Fighting him right now and I'll kill him with one more hit, while I'm at full health.
This punk is supposed to be "le hard final boss"? Pfft.

>>714848960
She's wearing a hat in two of those you fucking retard.

>>714851654
yeah but not in the first one you fucking retard.

>>714851740
>without hats
>has hats

WHERE'S THE PAULINE AI SLOPPA, ANON? YOU SAID YOU'D UPLOAD THE ZIP BUT YOU NEVER DID

>>714848960
how?

>>714853602
seemed like he did in a previous dead thread.

>>714848028
weren't they the ones that saved the whole industry after the first crash?

Sex with Pauline.

That is all.

>>714857950
trvke

>>714835772 (OP)
You fucking know how it went

Interviewer: In this game, Pauline is a small barefoot girl who rides on Donkey Kong’s shoulder the whole time. Why that choice?

Miyamoto: Ah! Well, when I was young, we would carry our cousins like that. Especially when there were puddles. You don’t want their socks to get wet. (laughs)

Everyone: (laughs)

Miyamoto: And Donkey Kong is very big, but he’s not fast. So we thought, if someone small is on him, maybe he feels faster. We tried a backpack, but a backpack doesn’t talk. (laughs)

Interviewer: Why barefoot?

Miyamoto: If you’re on someone’s shoulder, you don’t need shoes. Shoes are for touching the ground. She never touches the ground. So it would be strange. Also, if we gave her shoes, players might think she was going to get off. That would be misleading. (laughs)

Everyone: (laughs)

Interviewer: So she’s small for gameplay reasons?

Miyamoto: No, no. She’s small because then Donkey Kong looks bigger. And if he looks bigger, the world looks smaller. And if the world is smaller, players feel stronger. That’s very important.

Interviewer: Did you consider using Mario?

Miyamoto: Mario is always jumping off things. He would never stay on the shoulder. (laughs)

Interviewer: What about when he was a baby carried around by Yoshi ?

Miyamoto: He had no shoes ( LAUGHS HARDER)

>>714836484
>in a prequel
Not a prequel. All modern characters are the same ages, so Pauline was most likely de-aged.

>>714851654
the bunny hat is cute

>>714840689
That gif made Vinny Vinesauce yell at his chat for spamming UUUUOOHHH lol

>>714857821
Link? I think he got banned before he could upload it.

>>714845393
>stop noticing ideologue pedophiles

>>714838921
>mentally ill AGP fuckheads think it's SYMBOLISM about them
Are the AGP in the room with us right now?

>>714835772 (OP)
But why did they give her such plump kissable lips?

>>714860628
wait until the next peach thread

>the two main princess only have baby forms
>the other two have "kid" forms
When are we gonna get 13 year old Peach? I'm actually surprised we haven't seen any of the other Mario cast during their teen years (outside of comics)

>>714835937
noticing

>>714837224
wtf these are the goddamn zebras from Madagascar....

>>714863873
AFRO CIRCUS
AFRO CIRCUS