Thread 714842632 - /v/ [Archived: 498 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:14:40 AM No.714842632
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how could /v/'s professional analysts be so wrong?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:29:32 AM No.714843572
>>714842632 (OP)
>console sells well
>"WE WON YOU LOST WE WON YOU LOST WE WON YOU LOST YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
are you adults?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:33:50 AM No.714843810
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>>714843572
>"WE WON YOU LOST WE WON YOU LOST WE WON YOU LOST YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
wow I didn't know it hurt you that bad, good to see it does
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:35:46 AM No.714843923
>weeb
>zillennial
>Has a Playstation
>favorite topic of conversation: Nintendo

why is this so common?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:38:50 AM No.714844106
I like Japanese things they are so alien to me.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:39:32 AM No.714844150
>>714842632 (OP)
All but one of his points were right and only exception (no third party support) only became wrong because people bought it en masse anyway
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:39:42 AM No.714844162
>/v/
>professional analysis
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:41:17 AM No.714844240
>>714843572
>making fun of one retard who was wrong
>gets mad
Are you an adult?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:42:02 AM No.714844292
>>714844150
if all of his points were right then the result wouldn't have been the exact opposite of what he said
not only the switch didn't fail, but also it became the most successful console in history
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:43:37 AM No.714844365
>>714844150
Controller autism is wrong, because movement wasn't central in the console. High price was also wrong.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:48:19 AM No.714844647
>>714843572
You're on /v/ everyone on here is either underage or some 30yo coomer autismo faggot
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:51:17 AM No.714844846
>>714842632 (OP)
>professional analysts
>one anonymous poster
Let's turn the rent-free to 16 years. tendie.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:21:36 AM No.714846503
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WE WON YOU LOST WE WON YOU LOST WE WON YOU LOST YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:22:57 AM No.714846570
>>714843572
mentally, no
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:23:48 AM No.714846612
>>714842632 (OP)
This guy was pretty spot on besides the overpriced issue.
300 was a pretty attractive price for a console.
The reason that it succeeded despite those issues, none of them compounded in any significant way. Tendies were perfectly fine with playing BingBing in 720p for 2 hours at a time.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:24:16 AM No.714846638
>>714842632 (OP)
by comparing the thought process of nintendies with everyone else that plays videogames. Normal people might wait to buy a game or console if it's pricy on release, Nintendies are so completely beholden to their nostalgia that they have to consume as soon as they can. I had a coworker that complained about the trump tariffs just because he thought they would make the switch 2 more expensive, even though he would have bought it at any cost. They don't have any critical thinking skills, they don't play or care about other games, they only worship Nintendo. They're walking homunculi, and as bad as all the pricing was, Nintendo easily could have squeezed them even harder
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:28:30 AM No.714846830
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Genuinely, honestly, sincerely, wtf is wrong with console fags, why don't they just enjoy video games like everyone else, why is their well being defined by product from a company that doesn't give a fuck about either of you. Being a gamer means appreciating all games as an artform. A game isn't better if its on a nintendo, a hex box or a nintendo playstation, or a phone, or a personal computer. No one bickers over the best way to watch a movie or read a book as much as nintendo fans and soneeponees suck each others cocks. Jesus Christ.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:34:50 AM No.714847123
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>>714846638
>Normal people might wait to buy a game or console if it's pricy on release
there's a huge flaw in your logic, by normal what you mean is just people as broke as you are and can't justify spending the little you have on anything beyond basic survival
third worlders are not normal people and the gaming has never cared about them, all they do is pirating old games on low-tier computers they got from government handouts
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:25:44 AM No.714849586
>>714846503
based
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:36:33 AM No.714850075
>>714843572
Are YOU and adult for getting piss mad at this?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:38:32 AM No.714850171
>>714846830
>No one bickers over the best way to watch a movie
You sweet summer child...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:38:59 AM No.714850195
>>714843572
I'm usually not for console warring, but it's hilarious how wrong this anon was.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:47:44 AM No.714850590
>>714842632 (OP)
That one retards opinion isnt >our opinion.
Most people here knew it would sell tons cus of normies. That doesn't mean they were one of the morons who actually bought one.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:01:41 AM No.714851345
>>714846638
There are fanboys of everything everywhere, not just Nintendo.
Even if you will buy something no matter the price, you will still want to buy it the cheapest you can.
Autism.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:20:13 AM No.714852283
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>>714842632 (OP)
His complaints remain correct. Selling a lot doesn't eliminate a console's flaws.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:24:24 AM No.714852459
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The juggernaut success of the Nintendo Switch is the biggest prolonged nonstop assfucking this board has ever endured.

I'm so glad I was here to witness it unfold in realtime.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:33:24 AM No.714852907
>>714843572
Look man, its not about taking sides. its just funny to see someone be so extremely wrong
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:52:32 AM No.714853834
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>>714852459
autists upon autists upon autists