Thread 714842824

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Last thread:>>714837935

Just finished the weekly goonsesh, what did I miss?

FYI

>>714842824 (OP)
I don't give enough of a fuck to watch, but what the FUCK does a speedrun on blue prince look like?

fascist bros... we were smashed... stomped, even...

I didn't mig

>>714842824 (OP)
I'm in

You've officially been watching this slop for 2.5 days now, was it worth it so far?

>>714842904
its a race with a bingo sheet both guys are trying to clear, and I have no fucking clue whats going on

The marathon so far has sucked- whats an image from your speedrunning folder that you never get to use anymore?

HOLY FUARRKKK I'M MIGGING!!!!!!!

>>714842943
Who's You?

I was having NASTY ROUGH SEX with my beautiful gf

Did i missed any good runs?

>>714842943
I miss ESA

>>714842904
There's one live, anon...

>>714842943
absolutely not, but maybe tomorrow will be better

Is it even possible to learn how to talk this fast?

WE DONT TOLERATE BIGOTED NAZIS HERE
FUCK OFF F*SCIES

>>714841952
did you make it tummy horter?

>>714843053
Holy shit, looks worse than metroid/Alien

>>714843004
(you)

As someone who knows nothing about this game, this just looks and sounds like complete nonsense to me

I'll say it again in the new thread. The host is wearing a Riven shirt.

>>714843053
wolfenstein or quake - who won?

miggin'

>>714843053
Only 6 trannies? That has to be a record.

Reminder that you are ontologically good, and deserve a cute stacked wife who smiles dorkishly when she sees you.

>>714843053
Shouldn't that have Nazi colours?

>>714843053
Why is Rollercoaster Tycoon colored that way?

how do you do my fellow miggers

>>714843107
No it doesn't

>>714843214
They said the words "trans rights" an obscene amount of times during that run

>>714843053
Pretty sure we have our winner for worst run already.

>>714843271
Christ

>>714843032
Did I stutter?

>using auto-mute mpv script that anon last gdq made
>the donator's voice notifier isn't lighting up
god DAMNIT

>>714842824 (OP)
>Less viewers
>More money
Elite.

>>714843196
>"lockout bingo race" for some game you've never played
every time

>left as soon as Wolfenstein started
>come back to >>714843196
I LOVE INCOMPREHENSIBLE BINGO "RUNS"
I LOVE INCOMPREHENSIBLE BINGO "RUNS"

>>714843053
>went to dinner
>dat wolfenstien
wew lads, what happened??

>>714843294
Bro... The Godless nights have just started.

>>714843214
say it with me
*CLAP* TRANS *CLAP* RIGHTS

>>714843053
Dare I ask what's going on with that Rollercoaster Tycoon run

>>714843331
They stopped having it light up specifically because of that script fyi.

>>714843236
why do people pronounce miggers like a rhyme with the N word, it's pronounced "my-gers"

what the fuck is happening

>>714843354
Two black queens and the buck who choked to death during Quake 64 doing exactly what you'd expect over a bad speedrun

>>714843354
Resistance happened

Say, the Manor is looking odd this round

>>714843405
That's bullshit but I believe it

Cringe bit fun run desu

>>714843405
>No peace allowed

>>714843325
Why would you ask what it looks like when you can SEE it in real time.

>>714843405
I believe it

>>714843354
>He resisted the resistance
BASED. I wish I was more like you.

Did we kill all the fascists yet? Do the trans finally have their rights?

This run has been a lot of fun. I'm loving the high energy!

what even is going on

>>714843418
the g is silent and the e pronounced twice

>>714843214
>>714843308
>>714843401
The runner named the small coaster that was spammed throughout the run "TRANS RIGHTS" so they would shout it every time he built one.

>>714843496
>>714843498
>>714843482
It's true, they also downvote any Sponsorblock segments on their videos that skip over donation readers.

>>714843354
Wholly and truly, you don't want to know.

>>714843519
MULTIBLERN
MULTIBLERN

>>714843053
> Mitch finally delivers a good Sekiro run after the blindfolded one at the cost of the rest of SGDQ burning down to ash
goddamn

>>714843401
Like 15 "trans rights" per minute or so.
Over coaster was named "trans rights N" (up to 40 or 50?)
On top of that constant trans rights donos

>>714843378
Is this real?

this nigga wildin fr fr goated of a run

>>714843205
the fact that you added stacked to your post and treated a loving partner like a prize to be won for being whatever you4 definition of "good" is automatically disqualifies you from your own parameters.

>>714843626
Peace.

>>714843053
Grim.

When someone on stream says "fascist" Im coming back here to make fun of the temper tantrum

>>714843620
yeah floppy jim killed himself

I don't know what the fuck is happening but i like the energy on this run

>>714843640
flatties seething

>>714843685
Shout outs to the tech crew

Who am I kidding, they probably all clapped for this

How was Link's Awakening? I was busy watching deep space nine with /tv/ friends.

>>714843626
It is done.
The Windfish has awoken, and now these dreams of speedrunners have come to an end.

>>714843205
Thanks anon
>>714843640
Fuck off, crab.

>>714843761
It was chill and pretty cool. One of the few good things today.

>>714843761
Probably the first and only actual speedrun of the event. There was a tranny on the couch, but they were largely unobtrusive except for sperging out about Deltarune for no reason.

>>714843761
Pretty ok

>>714843127
is just summer car but you build a house instead

>>714843626
was this run merely another dream of the Windfish?

>>714843697
my man floppy jim is burning in Hell
rip bozo

>>714843640
crying over the simple love of big fucking tiddies
Sad!

>>714843758
They did the same thing during the preceding Zelda run where the seizure flashing was already on screen before the warning appeared. They are just generally inept, but the gore warning should appear at the start of the game. It is fully of just hilarious over the top gore.

I think the commentator might be the most autistic person in the world

>>714842943
its been 36 hours

>>714843731
>>714843772
the exact kind of responses i expected, thank you.
carry on.

>>714843640
I could address your post more directly, but when you dream, don't you want to dream fully?

The game takes up barely any of the screen, who thought this was a good layout

I have no idea who is winning.
>>714843802
Nice.

>>714843331
>>714843405
If you mean this notifier, it's lighting up for me?

Wow some speedrun huh? I haven't been this confused since I watched that kid run Lenna's Inception.

>>714844020
Left/red
Literally one space away from winning (room46)

>was promised guns
>still no guns
I hope the final 'level' or some shit is some kind of weird doom kino.

>>714844048
As shallow and pedantic as this post is, wasn't that the game's creator, or was that just a shitpost?

can someone summarize the argument going on here

>>714844209
Apostrophe catastrophe.

>>714844048
which is insane because the one guy won’t shut the fuck up

What the fuck is the deal with this game. Why did it get so massively popular for a puzzle game?

Grab a cup of Joe, perhaps a bagel.

>>714844223
About time someone posted this

We have to hear Swim Bird!

>>714844223
what am i looking for? The woman with bouncy tits or am i missing someting

>>714843405
IT'S LIGHTING UP

>>714844193
sometimes I download threads as an .html page then upload it to chatgpt and make it summarize it

>>714842997

>>714844223
you can post this every thread. i allow it.

>>714844386
I miss this midge

>>714844386
I forgot they used to have a midget

This is like watching a speedrun of Calvinball.

>>714842997
>>714844369

>>714844505
kek

Justice for my nigga Dare Bird

>>714844547
both of them are dead... time really sneaks up on you...

>>714844395
No, it's the tits

>red prince/swim bird still not marked for both

Desk is asleep.

>>714844193
StarCraft 2 was better than StarCraft 1

>>714842997

THIS

>>714844248
Glad to hear nobody knows

>>714844560
when i look at this image the runner looks like he's moving slightly, grinning just a bit. does anyone else see that or am I going crazy?

>>714843951
ill give you a proper response as the only reply with even a vague defense
the point is not about whether larger breasts are desirable, its the conflict between all of the different aspects of the post. someone who is ontologically good likely wouldnt think of themselves as such, nor feel the need to describe themselves as such to others. they also wouldnt believe that they would need to be rewarded for their nature, and especially wouldnt go as far as to expect a partner that gets boiled down to their basic physical traits.
you could say that op's post didnt imply that they were themselves ontologically good, but the construction of the post detailed above doesnt give me a reason to believe that.
maybe it was just a simple wish for others, but the replies from being called out seem to show the exact type of person this hypothetical appeals to.

>>714843053
has anything ever scored worse than that quake run?

>>714844631
I think the runners are marking it themselves. Rad has already bypassed that square anyway.

>>714844602
RIP Sent you legend, our boy is reviewing pirzes in heaven now.

>>714844369
steam notifications are such a simple form of trolling but it gets me everytime

the best was when they noticed it happening and tried to cover it up on-screen but then they started double stacking and peeking up over the part they covered

>>714844660
do NOT show this post to Artosis

>>714844674
That was such trashkino

>>714844674
I remember this kino so well..

>>714844631
Not like it matters he still has a path.

>>714844223
Notice that she's making a beeline straight for the tall guy with the blazer and the open shirt

It's that easy, bros...

>>714844708
that ESA run of metroid with the egirl who was hardly a gamer?

>>714844705
The ESLspics in the thread are most definitely not picking up what you are putting down my man

>>714844804
doctor what is this furrynip bullshit???

GIVE ME MY REAL DOSE

>>714844710
Red has already won unless the RNG royally fucks him.

>>714844386
i fucking love blechy

The automute script still works thank god, I need to add --audio-delay=0.1 to it though.

>>714843559
>>714843505
>>714843438
>>714843453
thank you for your sage wisdom anons.

>>714844865
what is the image meant to represent?

>>714844708
Alien Isolation from ESA.
Unanimous Z. I think the only outlier was an F, not even any meme ratings.

>>714844896
>>714844804
never seen these pills before

>decide to fap
>go to porn site
>it asks for dox
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

what are you guys doing to circumvent this

>>714844698
it means you should rest your eyes a little bit or most likely sleep.

>>714844943
You have to be 18 or over to post here.

>>714844705
This
Such kind of mindsets and ways of viewing your dreams is ironically one of the traps that will keep anons from becoming good people with stacked wives

>uuoooohhh my god!!! HE JUST GOT MONEY FROM THE FOUNTAIN
>large cheer in the crowd
>THAT MEANS HE CAN BUILD THE LIBRARY WHICH MEANS HE CAN THEN BUILD A FENCEEEEE
>WHOOOOOO can be heard echoing through the room

>>714844943
A VPN

>>714844943
>faps to 3D

Dunno what to tell you bub. Consider not being a fag.

>>714844917
Luna can you explain this for us?

>>714844943
Do Texans and brits really ?

>>714844896
YOU FUCKING BENCHOID GIVE ME PICCOLO

>>714844917
does blue prince have post-launch room feature creep?

>>714844943
Just move away from germany or texas

>>714844943
>it asks for dox
the fuck are you on about?

this is fucking unintelligible

>>714844481
does anyone have the post explaining this run

it's a screencap of it, i mean

>>714844943
mig to another state

Man, tragic that "punch a le fascist and you're resisting by consooming!!!!" is hilarious.
The irony that MSF is going into countries they hate and providing care.

>>714844943
That's what you get for voting Republican

>>714844917
Is the first part of this why it's so fucking long

>>714844943
babe new sad panda just dropped

>>714844943
POST SOMETHING TO GET THIS BRIT/'XAN BANNED FROM THE INTERNET. NOW!

This couch dude's autism is to fucking strong. Dude literally hasn't shut the fuck up explaining everything in the game the whole time.

this dude has not stopped talking for an hour now, and I have almost no idea what the fuck hes been saying

>>714845028
lmao did they really need to censor the beach babe that badly?

>>714845070
yeah it starts with just the beginning then adds a word every time you activate it

>>714844736
Kek
Wish I had the gif ready of him stressing out.
You know the one

>>714845028
phew im glad this was censored but >>714843685 was not

>>714845028
Tip top kek.
"SHUT IT DOWN GOY WE CAN'T SHOW SEXY WOMEN IT WILL MAKE THE TROONS DISPHORIC!!!!"
Even the concept of a sexy woman breaks these people. Why even bother doing speedruns at this point?

>>714844943
you really need a woman g

>>714844481
This is one of the hardest I've laughed watching a live run. It was in the middle of the night too, so I think I was delirious and it just added to it.

>>714845050
multiple US states require age verification with physical (photographed) proof. Mostly put into place by pedo politicians trying to hide behind family values.

I'm sure if I played this I could understand this but I have no idea what is going on

>>714845050
NTA but I'm assuming he lives in a state that has one of those age verification things on porn sites

>each only needs one more
Doesn't blue need 2 conditions? He's missing a path at the bottom

>>714845124
It's okay they had a trigger warning.

>>714844896
WELL HE'S GOT STYLE
AND HE'S GOT GRACE
HE MAKES VEGETA'S ASS
A FUCKING DISGRACE

>>714845208
yummers

>>714845208
i really enjoyed this game

So this game is like.

>>714844674
I can't even remember what this person ran, only that he failed.

No idea what's going on, but I like the he/hims

Gotta join a meeting now

Do me a C

>>714845191
Yeah I checked out.
I just hope it's over soon.

>>714844708
There is another...

>>714844674
based Failer

>>714844943
literally what does that mean?

>>714845208
Shit, I missed a BT run? Also he cleans up nice.

It's hard finding tasteful Coco's, but this one is quite nice.

>>714844907
>Shinobi
>Null
>Unknown
>00:00.0
>In about 0 mins
>Unknown play Blast Corps
>Mega Man

>race is over but they'll keep playing just for the giggles


RATE BLUE PRINTS

This guy should be an auctioneer announcer guy

>>714845396
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2144910/Blueprints/

do they still have the clap/applause/laugh prompter? i remember someone posting it from the crowd one year

>taking control of the schedule and artificially extending it
wont be seeing this guy again

>>714845396
B+

>>714845396
B. Cool guys, but boring.

>>714843053
>quake the OG and greatest speedrun game this low
what went wrong? did he play it on an actual n64 or something?

>>714845404
holy kek

>>714845396
I'll give it an A.

>>714845426
B

>>714845396
TIMER ISNT STOPPED
RUN ISNT OVER

>>714845396
B
solid race if you know what's going on

>>714842943
I haven't watched a single second.

>>714845396
B
best run of the event by far, by far

>>714845396
B for Board
no wait, B for Blue!
no... B for..... Butts?

>>714845473
I bet you a million dollars that red wins.

>>714844547
And now she's banging a professional LoL player

>>714845396
S. This was fun.

>>714845396
D

>>714845396
C
Had no idea what was going on but it was nice to see a bunch of cis white dudes again

>Can save time for runs that go over
>NOOOO USE THE REST OF THE TIME FOR MORE FILLER SLOP!!!!
Okay, so at this point the concept of "running late" is just bullshit and they just refuse to ever run "on time".

>>714845396
A+ Keep it up!

>>714845396
How the fuck am I supposed to rate this, I don't know what happened

>>714845396
D for did not know what the fuck was going on.

>>714845396
B

Game looks cool and commentary was bearable, still quite confused but I'll check out more tomorrow.

>>714845520
Red already won, the clock hasn't stopped though so the run isn't over and I'm not rating it.

this isn't pleasant to watch

>>714845441
played a bad version, constantly failed basic tricks while one of the couch guys explained how they set up everything about the run for the runner, only had a run so he could shill their black speedrunning nonsense they've been pushing

>>714845396
C

>>714845396
b
solid, no troons or niggas talking about lefty politics. should be an a just for that desu

If he drafted garage instead of dark room he could have gotten to the dining room in like 5 steps.

>>714845396
A

>>714843178
It's only marking when the runner was a tranny. If it included the couch it would be like 80% of the runs

>>714845575
I think the host actually managed to shut the fuck up for the entire run, which was refreshing

>>714845396
C

>>714845396
C

>>714844674
>>714845243
Now it's coming back to me, was this one where absolutely no glitches worked for him in Space Marine or something? And he kept lagging with his dial-up internet?

>>714845582
please understand they spent a lot of time on that bingo card and they will make damn sure it takes up double the space of the actual game streams

>>714845625
Couch dude's autism is so fucking strong the stupid bitch can't but in. Actually based I fucking kneel.

>>714845179
>>714845202
nigga wut

>>714845396
I'm doin' him a B

>>714845396
B

>>714845396
D

>>714845396
F

I fucking hate incomprehensible bingo runs

>>714845396
S
I know the game so wasn't lost, runners & couch were cool, minimal donations.

Oh shit. Room 46 coming up, maybe?

>>714845650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR6fECxF44I

>>714845665
Red states are sick of having minors subjected to a massive amount of porn before the age of 18 and they believe it's rotting their brains.
So now there's an age verification. I mean they aren't wrong, it's one of the things rotting their heads.

>>714845396
B for Blernsball

Any cringe kino yet?

>>714845396
C what was happening

>>714845396
A
Guy on the couch killing himself to commentate endeared me and I know the game so I understood it

>>714845650
Reposting this whenever anyone asks about Blue Prince

>>714845396
C

>>714845731
None of this shit makes sense anon, stop pretending anyone here besides you gives a fuck.

>>714843053
wtf happened with quake 64 remaster?

>>714845396
F

this shit makes no sense to me and making it a bingo race didn't help

What are our thoughts on Renamon?

This is what watching Finnruns was like.

I heard very little donations or incentive shillings during this though.

>>714845790
no, none of the bad runs have been funny bad

>>714845856
bad run by gdq staff buck

>>714844804
>>714844896
Vegeta was my hero growing up

im going to miss arctic eggs

>>714845881
That's why I rated it A

>>714845396
A

>>714845396
D

>>714845864
no thoughts only base instincts

>>714845864
Yes

>>714845856
>>714845441
The "runner" was a staff member (the black guy on the the couch of the wolfenstien run) and was terrible at the game. The couch was just making excuses for him about all the failures

>>714845881
Gelly gave no room for anyone else to speak

The grand reveal that this was basically a shill run.

>>714845864
Truthfully, I don't get the appeal of furry stuff. For human women, you can suck on their tits, lick their neck, and so on without getting a bunch of hair in your mouth and they hopefully don't smell like an animal.

>>714845864
need her shitting bro

>>714845396
B

>>714845396
B for enjoyable (didn't watch just listened)

>>714845864
SSS cringekino

Rad's right. Blue Prince never gets old.

>>714845396
C

>>714844434
>>714844804
>>714844896
My psyop is untouchable.

wait the red guy was a furry vtuber?

Why do they only gives us white male runs at 3am?

>>714846037
They are soft and fluffy

>plants vs zombies next
how do you speedrun a tower defense? Is there even any RNG or is it just memorizing layouts, and clicking x3 speed or whatever

>>714845881
Almost like a real speedrunning event. Imagine.

>>714845864

Her and Krystal fucked me up when I was young.

Smash.

>>714846146
Idk but I'd fuck the peashooter plant.

>Plants vs Zombies
>Uncharted 3
Pretty grim evening

>Host quiet
>No trans rights
>No resistance
>all white males without tranny pronouns
You just witnessed the best run this event had to offer.

>>714846141
kudos to him for not being obnoxious about it i guess

Should I stay up for PvZ or just go to sleep? SatanHerself sounds like an insufferable runner

>>714846141
its always something

>>714846146
oh nvm, they just answered. It's satanherself, aka staff, aka not a real run

>>714846146
its being run by staff, they don't have rules for what garbage they put on
at least its at 1AM EST and not primetime like Beat Saber

limy will be back on the couch yes

Everyone ready for that $10000 rug pull?

>>714846213
I think so

>pvz
Finally a run that I'm interested in

>trans roots
holy fuck bros

>>714846146
>clicking x3 speed
The original PvZ doesn't even have that

I kinda feel like having a normal run of Blue Prince would have been a better way to have its debut. That was rather a lot to have to pick up on the fly.

>>714846113
I like that you can feasibly quit after the tutorial (reaching Room 46) and still get a half decent game out of it without having to dumpster dive into learning about an entire fictional world and its incredibly divisive political hangups just so you can fucking graduate. Fuck that test, man.

>>714846141
you don't get into modern gdq without being something

>>714845396
A

>>714843053
>un squadron
How the fuck do you speedrun a shmup?

>>714846197
>Majora's Mask
>A Plumber for All Seasons
>Pseudoregalia
Pretty good evening for yuros

>>714846309
1 credit clear "challenge" run

>>714846309
No idea but that game has a banging soundtrack

>>714846146
Actually, you'd be surprised. It has to do with how the zombies spawn, and trying to make sure they get gathered and cleared at the most efficient time to push the next flag up as quickly as possible.

>>714846293
You should have paid attention in class!

>>714846291
fuck you that actually made me jump

I'm not going anywhere, gotta stick around and see what graveyard shift kusoge chef Teddyras has cooked up for us

>>714846291
YOUR SOUL IS MINE

Rate this chicken

>>714843761
/trek/ has watchalongs?

>>714846229
>>714846232
ffs

>video

Huh?

putting in a pre ZZZ for this run

>>714845396
S. it had a good vibe.

>>714846556
>>714846556
>>714846553
IT was a joke you dork, the dude who won is obviously playing the game.

>>714845790
>we'll never have the "crash bandicoot is essentially domestic abuse" kind of runners again

This looks like a TAS

I love these cheap Amazon plaid shirts

>no actual run it's just a youtube video

Holy
Fucking
CRINGE

is there even anything to look forward to this year? I checked the schedule and the only things that seemed remotely interesting were spelunky and gaylo reacharound

What are you guys using for browsing on the phone?
Blue Clover works perfect but can't post, Chance is a laggy mess but it let's me post.

>>714846696
phone posters get the rope

There's a crowd of people in that room watching this shit at 1:30 in the morning.

>>714846717
we are in 2025 btw

>>714846676
spyro 3.5 I was interested in
I have a personal interest in the KH run cause I've always wanted to see the runners face, plus I want to see how much of a disaster they are since they troon'd out.
As soon as he started interacting with the GDQ staff, immediate trooning, which is hilarious to me.

CAN YOU HEAR ME

what the fuck why is this +$25, that's way too much.

HOT MIC

hot mic kek

>theres been a lot of complicated things going on in my life
Trooning out I suppose?

My wife

SHOUTOUTS

>see Raelcun as a name on a run later, remember him running SC2 years ago
>click twitch link to see what hes up to before the run happens
>trans furry vtuber
I shouldn't be surprised

>>714846757
Okay? That's the sort of attitude that makes people go up on stage and shout TRANS RIGHTS

>jumpscared by a hot mic
Fucking terrifying.

>>714846772
haha yeah

i was only half paying attention, what was leaked on the mic?

who is mike and how do yall know he's hot

>>714846796
what the fuck
that guy used to do sc2 casts way way way WAY back in the early twitch days

>>714846820
CAN YOU HEAR ME?

>>714846835
he has a huge cock and a round hairy belly

>>714846556
Faggot

>>714846798
there are more phones than desktop PCs today

oh look, the utter garbage intermission covers are back

>>714846796
Raelcun has been in GDQ a lot these last few years, it took you this long to realize it?

>>714846820
Just your name, address, and social security number, David Schumaker

>>714846881
and there are more faggots now than there have ever been

>>714845396
F

>Half-met incentive for the next game
Get ready for the host to be a protagonist.

>>714846881
and? there's more niggers than whites in the world, doesn't mean they're better

>>714846881
poverty and no middle class, anyways how is that revelevant to the post

>>714846893
Fuck you, this is 100x better than listening to the hosts prattle on about bullshit.
This is the only good filler of GDQ intermissions.

what the fuck is this gay music playing?

>>714845396
A

holy fuck these remixes are so bad
just fucking play video game music that won't get you copycucked

God, I love seeing the text "Blocking Midroll ads" appear on my stream.

post some good covers then

there's just no way to improve on Bury The Light

>>714847023
anon it doesnt have ads

Nice solo

>>714845396
A. Cool game that I'm going to check out and an okay group even though that one dude was loud.

Nothing will be as soulful as the cover band for Crazy Taxi followed by zfg

>>714845396
A. Went by pretty quick. Pretty good vibes.

>>714846796
time changes a man

>>714847018
So nothing.
No one is going to let them to use their music for free without kickbacks and GDQ isn't going to go through that effort.

Whoa. Is that a remix of the Solstice intro?

anyone check out the artist alley at gdq? how is it?

>pvz run
hell yeah
>woman runner
nevermind

>>714847108
That makes me sad. A mentally ill man got sold a lie

im glad all the nepo faggot baby staff are inserting all these runs for themselves
theres a reason no one wanted this shit on stage

>annoying donation reader nepo not-speedrun next
>followed by 2 hour of uncharted
>followed by streamerbait
>followed by a meme game by the meme guy
The only question is whether I wake up to see if Punchy's run is a trainwreck...
Or perhaps stream 2...

bruh you cannot keep playing these ipad games

>>714847108
Grim.

I do remember liking the original Plants vs Zombies so..cool I guess.

so he's an object? no way this isnt him taking the piss wtf

>>714847152
don't forget
>more limy

CUTE BIOFEM ALERT

CUTE BIOFEM ALERT

holy shit this guys mic KEK

>yet another gdq staff run
>more limy

you have to be fucking kidding me

This guy was the annoying host from yesterday and that's the black guy from yesterday too, much nepotism kek

>this bitch
Welp there goes this run.
I like how the only time this bitch gets on stage, it's doing kiddie shit games people would play while pooping or they are the age of 8.

based rich

>it/its
irony is so thick it smothers and chokes you in hysterical bloody laughter

KEK xbox nigga

Mmm crunchy

>>714846696
Firefox

this is already D->zzz tier fuck this

>she/her
>any
>it/its
>she/her

>>714847152
I will take an actual female at this point. PvZ I can see being played by women too. It's not technical enough to trip them up.

>>714847191
kek
I remember reading "A Child Called It" as a kid and thinking about how horrific it was and then trannies use it for their weird fetish shit.

>it/its
these niggas are beyond gone

>>714844804
New medicine, doc? I mean, I am feeling better but you should have informed me of the change.

>start timer late
RUN INVALID

Why so many staff runs? Is it that no one submits good runs anymore because there is no prestige in GDQ anymore? Or is it that the staff is so full of themselves they decline good runs for there steaming piles of shit?

Who's ready for mobilekino for the next hour sisters!

Chicken

>>714847273
Yup she better reset

Why is limy on every fucking couch

>>714847290
they banned all the runners

HAHAHAHAHA DIDNT LAUNDER ENOUGH MONEY? LOL

>>714846819
brother I put like 4k hours in binding of isaac, this doesn't impress me.

>>714847309
He is truly insufferable, same with that dweeb shovelclaws

>>714846772
Obligatory pre-emptive ZZZ for yet another employee run and Limy.

Also this woman's voice is fucking grating, Jesus.

>>714847290
the latter
they have made an in group and its all nepo faggots funding eachother

no more outsiders. they have a safe space now. they kicked out all the "trouble" people out of their cult

>>714847309
He is exactly what GDQ wants

This is going to be brutal.

>some shitty trans rights name got outvoted for hank hill
>entire couch a freakshow
>cant even do some classic hank of the hill posting because the vibes are so grim

>really like PVZ
>annoying runner
Like clockwork...

>>714847339
>Limy
Turned off the stream after the wolfenstein run, how many more is he in?

>>714847309
The nonbinary mulatto zoomer is a natty rizzler, I would expect to see them in the skits by the next event

at least its a fucking actual woman. we have to take the wins where we can get them

>plants vs. zombies
>essentially an autoscroller tower defense "speedrun"
>runner is the loud donation reader from earlier
>this fucking guy limy again (why the fuck is he couching everything?)
>shovelclaws, the guy who talked over that entire Sonic Adventure 2 run
>y'all
I might be beating the shit out of the sack in a second here. I don't know if this dog shit mic can carry the run for me.

Seriously though, who the fuck is this Limy guy with "any" pronouns, and why is he commentating every other run? In fact, why did he have a run at all? He's not even on the Quake 64 leaderboards in any category.

>>714847373
shes cute i like her

>finish the game incentive
Won't that extend the run by like 2 hours

wow this tech sure was... completely pointless and didnt speed up things in the slightest

>>714847392
>she

>>714847290
>Ring Racers: Only 1 cup out of 28, 15 minute estimate
>Final Fantasy IX: 4 hour estimate
That's all you need to know.

>>714847339
>Also this woman's voice is fucking grating
Hosts are clearly typecasted.

>>714847253
I would take literally any other woman besides this annoying bitch.
Single handed reason frame fatales has been 90% troon and 10% actual women. She will push out literally every bio woman but herself out of GDQ. She has the simp farmer aura about her.

>>714843053
I missed Link’s Awakening due to being an eastern european
Is it worth watching the Vod?

Here's Shovelclaws!!

>>714847413
satanherself is a real girl, isn't she? .... was I actually fooled by a troon?

>doesn't know what a radius is
I won't say it but I will think it very aggressively

It just keeps getting worse
I didn't think it could

i really miss the pc jedi games and actual good quake runs

here we are. plants vs zombies

>>714847447
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>714842824 (OP)
Fuck dude this shovelclaws faggot shows up every GDQ and he's ALWAYS an annoying fag that won't shut up

>>714847431
>Single handed reason frame fatales has been 90% troon and 10% actual women. She will push out literally every bio woman but herself out of GDQ.
Is this your personal headcanon

>>714847391
Because they need GDQ PC plants everywhere so they can start the TRANS ROIGHTS hype when the donos come in.

is this a joke?

I don't even have the stream open

How is this a speed run?

>it/its
kneel, chud

>>714847456
no. you are safe

>>714847417
>Ring Racers
Of course GDQ would shill that turd

>>714847456
She's a girl

>it/its
the fuck does this mean?

>>714847465
Ahem, NOT a real gamer

>>714847290
gdq is gatekeeping people from running now

>>714847456
If you're asking if I would fuck her, the answer is of course I'd fuck a trans version of me from like almost 20 years ago

this is a lets play but they managed to drag the artist who won't have anything interesting to say in
at least its the middle of the night

>>714847431
Hmm. I thought I remembered something off about her handle name. That mnakes sense.
Also, isn't that "dude" on the right of the ommentary couch actually a FtM?

I can't anymore and I just tuned in this is fucking horrible

>>714847518
It's when you're no longer identify with humanity.

>>714847518
i tits

>>714847380
According to the schedule
>Quake 64 (Remaster) - Runner
>BONUS GAME 1 - Donkey Kong Jungle Beat - Couch
>Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus - Couch
>Plants vs. Zombies - Couch
And upcoming
>Pocketbike Racer - Couch
>BONUS GAME 4 - Mario Kart World - Couch

>this runner screaming
>this couch
>this boring ass game
>this terrible mic for the dev
wtf is this

BASED RICHARD

GODLESS
O
D
L
E
S
S

Renamon

How do you speedrun Plants vs. Zombies?

>>714847562
nepo run

>>714847191
most self-aware mentally ill person

>>714847492
Been around enough e-girl women like her to pick them out easily enough. Give it a few years, and she will have a meltdown like the ones before her and try to split everything in the process.
But yes, she's been a bigger involved figure in that segment and last event was more dudes than women. I skipped like 80% of the event because I didn't want to listen to troons.

>there is something wrong with every speedrunner
Amen.

i dont like the idea of speedrunners
they act like they are their own some sort of subspecies of video game players
it bothers me like they are special or unique when a lot of these people just play videogames in a slightly different way and its the incorrect way

wheres my bloons td speedrun then

DYSGENICS
Y
S
G
E
N
I
C
S

>>714847621
Dude, don't spoil her gimmick for ADGQ 2026

Please rate this ZZZ for me because I'm going the fuck to sleep

>>714847621
you know it would just be troons td speedrun

>>714847589
This feels a lot like how fast I played it casually about a decade ago.

>>714847607
So you're lonely and sensitive about it, and it bothers you when others are having fun without you because it makes you feel excluded.

>>714847489
bros... were we too hard on keizaron? I'm starting to think the power vacuum he left behind is being filled with even worse faggotry

>>714847607
once upon a time they were doing special and impressive things
then HRT hit and the community was never the same

>>714847589
it was explained at the start of the run, you just try to kill 50% of waves as fast as possible to get the waves to progress quicker and then use mower manip to get zombies in better spots to kill them faster

I know most speedrunners are autistic but what caused so many to troon out?

>>714847659
i miss cosmo

this remote commentator is fucking sending me holy shit, it's like someone from 2002 calling into to (current year)

>name yourself as the icon of all that is evil in abrahamic religions
Is there a bigger red flag than this? Even if you are an atheist you're trying to associate your image with that of evil itself. In all of my time on discord every single user I came across that themed their accounts and OCs with demons or satanic imagery turned out to be either a stoner, a two faced piece of shit or someone loaded with mental issues and sick fetishes.
What causes this association?

>>714847678
why did cosmo troon out?

They talking to the plants vs zombies dev? Isn't this game 15+ years old? Dev sounds 12

>>714847674
have you ever heard of the clownfish?

>>714847704
john

>>714847707
Dev's been compressed back in time

>>714847689
God isn't real.

donate for more audio bitrate chat
small indie charity, pls understand

>>714847721
what do you mean by john? is that his name?

>>714847707
the artist, so even more pointless

>>714847358
That pisses me off every time. There’s always an objectively more entertaining choice in vote polls, but gdq faggots always vote for the troon shit and it’s so hollow and soulless.

>>714847674
Refusing to grow up

>>714847589
Like any TD that's paced on waves being killed before the next wave comes.
It's kinda a novel concept when you're trying to go for fastest clears.
But at a certain point it becomes boring cause it's the same tech, same placements, same everything unless you think of a new more OP combination as a solution. But puzzles like this only have so many solutions.

>>714847760
FUCKING

>>714847652
he deserved it but isn't the root of the problem. melo is the worst thing to happen to gdq in like 7 years, blame him instead

>>714847707
no he doesn't, he sounds like a 50 year old on a shitty 15-year old webcam mic

>1 hour of this
good lord

>>714847721
fucking

>>714847760
john fucking numbers
>>714847674
severe autism, already outcasts, very susceptible to social pressure

>tranny on stream
>go to sleep
>wake up
>another tranny on stream

>>714847826
HIKARI SEXOOOOOOOOOOO TOT

What does Satanherself look like?

>>714847798
You'd think that would be one of the requirements for participating remotely. Do you have a somewhat good mic?

>>714847760
cosmo lost the nintendo world championships to john numbers and took it pretty hard

Anyone else annoyed that they haven't changed the event's UI layout for years? I feel like I'm watching reruns.

>>714847749
I still remember the GDQ a decade ago where they had no fucking clue how to balance audio so the chat for the entire week was a mix of "CANT HEAR RUNNER" and "OW MY EARS"

>>714847854
You okay nigga?

>>714847854
Oh nevermind lol

>>714847816
numbers

>>714847649
now you're just projecting. that sounds like what trannies would do to feel included
i dont care about being included. i just remember kids acting like this when they get a cool toy

>the buck is back
is he just gonna show up on every couch now, is he the spiritual successor to spikevegeta?

>>714847869
the wikipedia article says he finished second place after facing some difficulty at a later stage. second place isn't that bad, is it?

>>714847854
if only there was a way to find out, on stream, right now

whats everyones favorite pea shooter formation?

>>714847854
she wears prada

>>714847937
if I remember right he lost because he couldn't figure out how to do a simple wall jump for several minutes
like, that cuphead reviewer level of bad play

>>714847747
That post still addresses the point that even atheist people recognize the association between demonic stuff and evil / sin.

>>714847358
hank hill is a trans icon like donkey kong

>>714847995
penis lole.

>>714847995
Snow pea

>>714847889
i know man, they used to freshen it up every year. was great to see what was new. now its lame

>>714847826
SEXOOOOOOO

oh my god i just looked at the estimate

>>714847760
it's JonNmbr

>>714847937
he was utterly humiliated right in front of miyamoto, his idol

>>714847889
The charity didn't want to pay for it and they sure weren't going to pull it out of their paychecks

thank him

>is it fun
Not particularly. It really does feel like a casual playthrough.

Hang up already.

Runner is annoying but I like this game so I don't mind the run

I love how they are glazing themselves, complete narcissists

>>714847927
>projecting
"I'm rubber, you're glue?" Nice try.

Who unironically didn't go two full rows of sunflowers?

>>714848154
sounding like a casual plants vs zombie player to me anon
you wouldn't get it, heh.

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY?!!?

>>714848110
this guy is responsible for the gdq tranny epidemic and cosmo is patient zero

>>714848154
You don't get it, Popcap made serious games for serious gamers

PvZ is an awesome game though most of the community is very racist and compares the zombies to niggers so I'm surprised it's here.

>>714848185
yeah we laugh at people who blatantly use cheat codes than brag about how they beat the game faster and how they are so special.

back then we kick their asses and steal their holographic charizard

>>714848231
plants vs zombies was the first thing he ever animated on his computer

>>714848103
I'm going to watch Bocchi the Rock ep 8 again. It's my favorite episode.

>>714848243
These memes are so dumb. Cosmo was panting his nails and planning trooning out even during the peak of his popularity. Zoomers don't know shit

>>714848154
thats pretty much what they created. a safe space gdq nepo staff bullshit bubble of circle jerking nonsense
and the fact they are sneedrunners makes it very very obnoxious and juvenile

this whole thing smacks of that time where they had dev on call for undertale but it wasn't toby, it was everdread (the guy who did omega flowey)

>>714848263
Too bad what happened to PVZ2.

The dude must be severely autistic to still be on the call.

>>714848315
cope

>>714848296
whats it like? i dont watch much anime. konosuba is probably the only anime i enjoy watching that makes me laugh and not make me feel like a dweeb

Does this count as a speedrun? This is only doing the day and night for the lawn and not he other sections.

>>714847931
Prob, they need new faces of GDQ. They are all getting old and a good number show up for A shift of volunteering at best and fuck off.
They are all getting old and realized while volunteering is cool, it's not making their professional or personal lives any good.

Jhobz is a ghost now, keiz is MIA after the ghost girlfriend thing, that weird gross chick with the long face they had a few years ago isn't around either now. All the e girls they had before aren't showing up on screen as much.
They need fresh faces to take over the old heads roles in this front facing positions.

i cant understand what the fuck this caller is saying

>>714848372
why? he's meant to be be commentating.

>>714845864
I'm not really a furry but I would violently fuck her until she's out of breath and pregnant with my human-digimon hybrid freaks

>>714848387
Not all speedruns complete the game. It sucks, I know.

It's times like this where I almost miss Proto.

Almost.

>>714848231
They're remodeling their shitholes.

>>714842996
Its a rogue like where every time you opens door you get a random room on the bingo card. Enter all the rooms to win and unlock the last room.

>>714848335
I remember the dev they got for doom, and he like fucked off to get some cereal mid run or some shit cause one of the couch dudes kept talking over him and he just stop giving a shit.

Trap card.

ok but is floppy hat girl here this year? or still crying about being told to stop

>>714847558
He's climbing the nepo and diversity ranks fast. Be prepared to see him part of the staff soon.

>>714846037
the pussy still pink, wet, and tight

>>714848380
It's very funny and uniquely uses a lot of mixed media to punctuate its jokes, like puppets or claymation or whatever. Worth trying.

>>714846696
Posting this using BlueClover. Skill issue, lad.

Any neets here? How are you enjoying the marathon, is it comfy for you? This is the first GDQ I've had to miss since 2013 because I got a job finally.

What race is that zoomer?

this is not a speedrun

>>714847558
any bets he'll be in at least one surprise run?

>>714848476
How would we know?
They seethed at her for getting attention during intermissions. I doubt if she went she wouldn't stand in front of the camera out of fear of getting shit on again.

>>714848526
Amer*can.

>>714848494
>bussy

>>714845028
>>714845113
>>714845124
>>714845140
GDQ is definitely absolute, hypocritical shit, but this isn't one of them. The runner just asked for them to turn off the screen so he could switch to his Everdrive.
The funny part about the clip is the audio, where he goes "Did you bring my Everdrive...Shit. I wasn't supposed to say that."

Nintendo DMCA of GDQ when?

>>714848438
yeah agreed.
it was a different type of nonsense. at least it felt like there were actual games being played

>"finish the game" incentive
they're fucking shameless

>>714848387
Any% is almost 3.5 hours, they're doing us a favor considering the crew they have.

>we need to call hr
gen z humor in a nutshell

>>714844674
i forgot about this absolute kino

>>714848387
Segmented runs and ILs used to be the standard for speedrunning back in the Golden Eye days

>>714848510
oh nice like that one american cartoon show i keep seeing around that i haven't watched either. gumball or something?

>>714848596
It's not even that. It just skips 90% of the levels to fight the last boss.

>>714847854
gonna take this as proof that half the posters in these threads don't even have the stream open

>>714848669
Correct I'm not watching this shit

>>714848669
There's a stream?

>>714848585
>pictures you can smell

>>714847854
Jewish
Huge massive surprise I know

>>714847358
Tranny? Ynnard

>>714848585
>asian chao

i feel the culture around gdq has changed here too. not as many people watching for comfiness (for obvious reasons)

>>714847309
They found a nice safe pet black, who's very gay and limp.

>>714848669
Yeah, it's just the woke right whining as usual.

>>714848669
She's sort of homely? Hard to describe. She's a solid 5. Long brown non-descript hair and a bulbous nose.

>>714848758
Esa is for comfy (aka mostly boring but not objectionable) runs nowadays

>>714848585
Seen this pic 100 times and never noticed that god-awful smile. Amazing

>>714848758
i want to be comfy but its hard
its like tryin to watch a dsp stream in 2025 and being bombarded with "incentives" and loud noises on how and when to give money constantly

this guy is talking through a tin can wtf

>>714848802
uboa lookin ass nigga

>>714846512
Nah, it's more of a little offshoot of an offshoot cytube group that convened off a larger pisscord server. We watch 4 episodes every Monday, and we're already on the last season.

>>714848797
zomboss moment

Rejected the guy on the call, brutal

why are all runs with dev commentators cringe

they really couldn't just add another prize? is it really that hard to do?

>official dev offers a handmade prize
>denied
I hate this event. Imagine how cool that could have been to win if you were a PVZ fan.

>>714848802
We may never solve this enigma.

>artist asks if they'd like a drawing for gdq
>they say no
The ingrates...

>>714848809
>She's a solid 5
/100

>>714848881
hello anon how did you enjoy punished nog

>>714848916
Flowerbros... we're on the wrong side...

Ok the next run to show up for is "Arctic Eggs" correct? I don't know what it is but it has teddyras so I'll be there

does the random autist voiping from a bathroom stall even know he's on stream?

>>714848942
>>714848941
>>714848923
Should have offered some perler shit.

does someone want to make the next thread for PVZ

miss me yet?

>>714848927
because making a fun game and public speaking are two very different skills

>>714848948
Only the staff can pick good prizes chud

>>714848923
>>714848942
>>714848948
This event is WAY too big and inflexible to allow last-minute changes. Even if it would be cool.

another 30 mins of this

PEGGLE TWO!

>oh shit
kek this guy's great

>>714849006
reminds me of the DOOM 2016 run with Hugo phoning in and thinking its just a few guys at a lan party

The guy on the call is giving me serious rocko's quest vibes

>>714849049
how hard could it be?

TRANS RIGHTS!!
HECK YEAH

Name me a single good run so far

>>714848942
GDQ doesn't send out prizes. Luckily all their prizes are shit. If the dev made something cool people would notice it not arriving.

what are the odds that the dono guy married a tranny

>>714849107
The Talos Principle

>>714849023
I'll do the honors.

>>714849049
They could have just said we need to work with our prize team we'll handle it offline.
She didn't have to curbstomp his nuts in front of 40k people

>>714849082
"no swearing please"

A $500 anonymous dono with no comment? Holy HOYP

>open stream
>
>close stream

>>714849107
Halo 4

>>714849078
god I miss e3

>>714848971
The floor for a girl who isn't fat is a 5.

>>714849031
Protomagicalgirl was over the top even by current GDQ standards
So no.
I'm glad he was goned before the whole "trans rights" propaganda buzzwords kicked of because there is a chance he would've been able to ride that wave

>>714848972
Punished nog was fun largely because Vic turned out to be such a good character. Someone is working on a tier list and Vic will definitely be in SSS tier.

>no swearing
>literally showed hard gore 2 games ago
>also declined personal prize from dev without proper consulting, even though they add incentives like they're going out of style

Why are they like this? I don't know how much more of this I can take

>>714849130
That's a puzzle game run, it can't be "good" categorically. Puzzle games max out at ok

>>714848881
Sounds really fun. Wish I had sdomething like that.
>>714848758
I'm honestly ready for this to get comfy. I'm back from working out, got some naps in, ready for the night shift but man. Every time I've been watching, it has geniunely been 80% trannies or something incredibly performatively woke. I'm finding it hard to even laugh at at this point. I just wish so many of the things I grew up loving hadn't been systematically torpedoed these past 13 years since all of this started popping off around GG.