Thread 714843221

>MY INDIE PHONE GAME BECAME A HIT AND NOW I'M A MILLIONARE?!?
>AAAAAAAAHHH NO THIS IS TERRIBLE! SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!
Wtf was his problem?

>>714843221 (OP)
Stole the code and panicked.

he probably committed the cardinal sin of 3rdies and told people he found success (money)

Nintendo

>ever using super mario sprites
'tendo ninjas were threatening to kill his family

>>714843221 (OP)
Yellow people place the wellbeing of the community over profit.

>>714843442
ah yes, it's not like we're talking about the people responsible for nanjing and tianmen
Oh wait, we are

heh dong

>>714843289
yeah, just thinking about all the relatives and "friends" that are guilt tripping into giving them money for free

being mildly successful is a curse in brazil or wherever he is from

What would you do if your name was Dong?

vietnamese government prob stole 99% of his money

>>714843708
You say that, but its normal over there, and doesn't mean penis.
I still cannot for the life of me understand how "Richard" turns into "Dick" to this day.

>>714843708
Would marry into the ding family.

>>714843832
richard -> rick -> dick

>>714843596
The first is a case of their community over others, the latter is 100% justified.

>>714843832
Rick to Dick, its dumb but thats it, its like Will and Bill

>>714843708
change my last name to stroker.

unrelated but what happened to picrel?

>>714843221 (OP)
Retarded qiqe

>>714843596
Nothing compared to the atomic bomb killing civilians even on hospitals, you jewish puppet.

local gangsters, or the local government, or both (probably the same people) most likely found out he was making money, and shook him down for it.
If you find success in that part of the world you have to get away fast, and never look back.

>>714843857
Who
Where?

How many times has Nintendo sent the Yakuza after people?

>>714843221 (OP)
He was Vietnamese which meant his profits were everyone's profits

>>714844179
> conscript your entire populace to fight
> literally give 6 year olds sticks with grenades and tell them to run at the enemy or get shot
> refuse multiple offers for surrender despite being in a hopeless position
> start mass executing PoWs to prevent them from being freed
> intentionally distribute your armoment production into civilian areas to make it harder to target
> get explicitly told your cities will be destroyed if you don't surrender
> "NOOOO HOW COULDA RU DO THIS TO US? WE ARE ISRAND OF PEACE!"
Japan earned their nukes and given how the southern island campaign was going fat man and little boy saved a hell of a lot more japanese civilians then they killed

>>714843289
/biz/ if you were in dong's shoes right after flappy bird blew up what would you have done? lets assume you haven't told a single soul other than yourself and the app stores didn't leak your personal details. first chopper out of 'nam?

>>714844835
Walked out into my thirdie slums and shout out loud "HEY EVERYONE, I JUST MADE LOTS OF MONEY!"

>>714843221 (OP)
He went into hiding immediately after and Nintendo has been looking for him ever since that day.

>>714844829
they were gonna surrender after the first nuke, the second one was just for the lulz
aka a war crime

>>714843221 (OP)
oh no not the heckin phoneslop

>>714844516
My innocence died when I found out this was a real porn comic and not a shitpost.

>>714843221 (OP)
He was forced to take down his game because he was making too much money and becoming a threat to the Vietnamese communist government.

>>714845194
>>714843221 (OP)
imagine having to explain to people you're an accidental billionaire.

>>714844835
>give enough money to family for them to live a comfortable life without working, can't possibly be too much considering its vietnam
>immediately cut off all contacts so they can't beg for more, if they run out it's their fault
>change name, move to switzerland

>>714845265
Becoming a billionaire is unironically illegal in Vietnam because it's a communist country. America failed to liberate that shithole and idiots everywhere celebrate it as le heckin wholesome resistance. George Lucas should be lobotomized.

>>714843632
American education, everyone.

>>714845096
>Nintendo has been looking for him ever since that day.
Try looking in the gulag. That's where he is if he isn't dead. Ask the Vietnamese communist party for directions.

>>714845132
"We were totally gonna, like any day, we just... uhh... we forgot..."
The US literally asked then point blank to surrender after the first one and they refused. And no, this isn't the attempted coup against the emperor, that happened later. He personally told his cabinet to keep fighting.
You don't get to be the proud warrior race that never surrenders and fights at any cost then turn around and bitch when the enemy YOU PROVOKED INTO THE WAR takes you at face value and counters at any price to shut you down. Do you genuinely think Overlord woukd have been better for the Japanese? The nukes were "just" two cities, you think the US army going town to town would have been nicer?

>>714843221 (OP)
The Korean government was going to seize him, his family, and his game to use for their own means due to it being downloaded on nearly every smart device at the time.
South Korea's just as much of a totalitarian shithole as China and North Korea, they just aren't as open about it.

>>714843632
>being mildly successful is a curse in brazil or wherever he is from
Vietnam, and being successful is unironically a crime not just a curse. That's life under their communist dictatorship.

>>714845270
>give enough money to family
drip feed that shit. never a lump sum at once.

>>714845334
>failed
That's where you're wrong. Glowies got exactly what they wanted, as usual with those 3rd world shitholes that become even bigger shitholes once the American state is done with them.

>>714845434
What does South Korea have to do with a Vietnamese man getting disappeared by his communist government?
The only relation Korea has to Vietnam is Koreans helped America try to liberate it in the 1960s.

>>714845470
Retard. America successfully defended South Korea and it's a prosperous first world capitalist nation today. America failed to save Vietnam and it's a third world shithole.

>>714843442
literally still some of the only countries to have slave labour factory work. but OK sis

>>714843289
The government and the mafia wanted their cut so he peaced out.
Just third world things.

>>714845409
Japan had already agreed to a surrender before the first one.
They were working out the exact terms of surrender when it was dropped.

>>714845132
Wanna see another funny picture?

>>714845597
Oh no not the japperinos

>>714845132
Sounds like they should have surrendered faster then. Or maybe don't start a war you cant win in the first place.

>>714843221 (OP)
he was smart enough to cut and run before nintendo dragged him into legal fuckery for it. I assume he pocketed what he made and dipped out at least.

>>714843221 (OP)
this is why having a lack of empathy is almost a requirement for being and staying rich
everyone's gonna come to you for handouts and you're suddenly satan on earth if you don't give people money or do this or that, you really just need to have the balls to tell someone to fuck off

>>714845627
Let's see how those GIs are doing today now

>Still seething about hiroshima
Lol pay up nips

>>714845710
Smashing young virgin yamato nakadashi pussy in heaven

>>714843708
Change my last name to Hugh.

>>714843596
>Tianamen
>literal nothing tier

>>714845806
Kek. They really do say that.

>>714843221 (OP)
I still have it installed on my phone.
Cool thing is, if you got it once you can always get it again on your google play account

>>714843832
Because Richard III was considered by many to be a real dick.

>>714844829
It was so fucked up because they were planning to have the women and girls to use weapons if the US soldiers had entered in Japan

Imagine being an American soldier and a Japanese schoolgirl who is shooting at you from her home window. The war generals approved this plan, yet it was the emperor who stopped and surrendered because it would've destroyed Japan as a whole.

>>714843596
>tianmen
Kent State.

>>714845901
>yet it was the emperor who stopped and surrendered because it would've destroyed Japan as a whole.
Not really, the emperor would have been fine with it. The nukes scared them all into submission.

>>714843708
There are plenty of Chinese people with the Dong surname, it means something completely different and mundane in Chinese, and Chinese people don't speak English, so they don't care.

>>714845576
that theory never really made sense because if he was being extorted, the extortioners could have just taken the game off his hands/forced him to sell.
the "official" reason is still most likely, that he chimped out and couldn't handle the success.

>>714845949
No I've read this, even if the nukes didn't happen, they had russians and americans about to enter their country, they were losing left and right and we're about to have an invasion.

Emperor feared Japan was going to be America/Russia terrority if they didn't surrender

>>714844179
We literally warned them and spared Kyoto from getting nuked because one guy loved Japanese culture, we’re unironically the good guys

>>714845434
Retard

>>714845132
They didn’t believe it was possible for a city to be destroyed after the first nuke retard

>>714843832
I can understand Rick to Dick, Will to Bill, and Rob to Bob, but what's the deal with James to Jim? Or Stephen to Steve?

>>714843442
kek nigga has never heard of china before

>>714845565
South Korea is a dictatorial shithole on verge of demographic collapse because men and women hate each other.

>>714843632
>Dong Nguyen
yeah senpai this one's a thinker, maybe he's from utah or canada

>>714845710
Probably fine? Tojo's granddaughter literally got bleached by another generation of GI lol. Japan is cucked

>>714843442
No we don't.

>>714844179
It was either that or unleash the Soviet rape horde on them. The nukes were a mercy.

>>714846896
Oh sorry I was mistaken, his great grandaughter married a burger businessman.
>>714844179
Who cares? Japan wouldn't think twice about using them if they magically had a nuke. You think they'd go
>AHHHH THIS IS DISHONRABU OUR ANCESTORS WOULD NEVER FORGIVRU US
Plus I find it funny that Japan of all nations is bitching about warcrimes. The thing about vae victus is that it's all fun and dandy when you're winning but it's just sad to cry like a bitch about it when a bigger fish comes along

>>714846945
I hate to defend imperial Japan but there’s no reality where the entire Soviet rape horde doesn’t end up as fish food

>>714843596
Nanjing didn't happen and tianmen was the people looking out for their community against the government

>>714844179
>you jewish puppet
I'm not white

>>714845565
Ah yes because South Korea is in such a good state today
granted to some extent you might be able to blame the people, Koreans seem to have a knack for taking only the worst aspects of every culture that touches them and then amplifying them to be even worse than they were in their origin area.

>>714843221 (OP)
I heard his sudden wealth made him a target for local criminal organizations.

>>714846475
What's the deal with "ph" allegedly making a v sound, should be pronounced like "steffen"

>>714845682
Mr. Japan will make a deal and all the games will be cheaper.

>>714848578
Came from the greek phi which is pronounced fye

>>714848664
but then it should be an f sound

>>714845867
Did you know mosaics in hentai are there because Japan was worried Americans would steal all their women.

>>714848683
It does make an f sound

phillosophy isn't villosvy, it's fillosofy

>>714845132
Even after TWO nukes and the emperor's official surrender, he had samurai generals planning a coup to end the surrender and go out in a blaze of glory. Libs have no idea the depths of violence the Japanese empire was capable of, how far they were willing to go.

>>714848763
... Stephen. I'm still talking about Stephen. As was the original point.
Stephen is pronounced Steven when it should clearly be pronounced Steffen, doubly so if it comes from "phi" which also uses the f sound.

>>714848683
when you say "stephen" the first 'e' is long like in the word "be". it's hard to follow that up with an 'f' sound, it unwillingly will sound more like a 'v'

>>714846475
Say "Stephen" without the "en".

>>714844179
>They were strongly considering fighting after the first bomb dropped
Do not dishonor the Japanese's war spirit in such a way!

>>714848664
>Came from the greek phi which is pronounced fye
A most ancient letter... Some say fee but the meaning is the same.

>>714848909
the whitest girl name, "Steph"

REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR!!!

>>714844179
>build factories in the middle of a giant population center
>gets bombed
>YOU BOMBED DA CIVILIANS...

>>714845949
>>714846148
The big problem is thr emperor legitimately had to fear his generals and other members mutining for being a coward.

>>714843221 (OP)
>suddenly become immensely famous globally
uh yeah I can see why he freaked out.

>>714843708
Expand.

>>714848887
>>714848890
I've never heard Stephen being pronounced like Steven, I've always heard it be pronounced like Stefen.

>>714843221 (OP)
i miss niggerman

>>714849578
Is this yet another Spanish-speaker thing

>>714849464
I find it funny that Japanese will swear on their lives they respect their emperor (and internet weebs/netuyo will scream about revering him and how they want him to be their supreme leader general again) but really it seems like they just use him for acknowledgement and stuff him in a broom closet when he runs out of usefulness. If they generally respected him they'd kneel to his whims instead of having to worry about him being potentially necked by Honda Mitsubishi the young upstart captain

>>714843632
>all the relatives and "friends" that are guilt tripping into giving them money for free
you tell them to fuck off, its literally that simple.

>>714845132
>they were gonna surrender after the first nuke
no they fucking weren't the army was still full of piss and vinegar even as the soviets started wheeling around for them
the japanese army was a separate entity from the japanese homeland. They could've nuked 3 more cities and the army still wouldn't have given a fuck because they already didn't stop fighting when Tokyo was firebombed

>>714845901
>>714844829
Why did Japan even enter WWII?
They had nothing to gain

>>714850271
They wanted to project power like the other big dogs but weren't even close to being in a position to do so, which is unsurprising given they had only just clawed out of the middle ages hundreds of years after everyone else.

>>714850271
They had plenty to gain, even after the turning point they still had room to gain by not surrendering and negotiating a peace deal to keep holding onto some of the islands and china

>>714849531
Holy shit mein neger

>>714843221 (OP)
Didn't a lot of people kill themselves because of his game?
Did people here forget?

>>714844829
>NOOOO 6 YEAR OLDS HAVE STICKS WE NEED TO NUKE THEM!
Americans are pussies lmao.

>>714851020
a gun is a gun

>>714851153
And a mutt is a pussy. Fucking losers. Brits conquered the whole world easily with fucking muskets. You fucking wimp pussies get PTSD from being in the desert too long.

>>714852202
Sounds like some Dong is upset his parents got agent oranged

>>714846896
>Japan is cucked
It's not unique to Japan, women everywhere will abandon their men in a heartbeat and go with the winners instead.

>>714846475
How hard do you pronounce the first e in Stephen
Like eh, or E?
because St eh phen is different from St E phen and saying the latter would evolve into Steve

>>714852202
Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two, like the Zulus they had spears, bows and arrows. How bravely you faced one with your sixteen pounder gun, and you frightened them damn natives to the marrow.

>>714850271
What the actual fuck are you talking about? They had plenty to gain. Did you think WW2 started only when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor? Japan has jack-shit for resources and obviously wanted to empire build.

Dong should've Expanded his business fr

>>714852785
...just trade for it?

>>714850740
QRD? i don't recall this

>>714852882
With what? Dude Japan got shocked at having their asshole blasted open by Admiral Perry and saw China get carved up. They didn't want the same to happen to them so they decided to take the reins and pop off on random islands and China which had the resources they needed.
The thing about geopolitics is that no-side wants the other to get "too strong" or get way too close to the shit that you have.

>>714845597
the terms were "unconditional surrender" lul

>>714843221 (OP)
Being in Vietnam. Some other anons already elaborated.

>>714843221 (OP)
>Wtf was his problem?
Retards on the internet hassling him to do more to/for the game than he wanted to.

>>714843442
lmao

>>714843832
>abbreviate Richard to Rich
>cursive with bad handwriting turns the h into a k
>same shit but turns the R into a D
Quite believable. Like half the differences between English and German words - those based on Germanic - are because of weird wiring styles, like the old 's' looking like and 'f' or 't', e.g. wasser = water, matter = masse, etc.

>>714844829
>lies lies lies
>more jewish lies
>jew lies
you got anything more substantial?

>>714852882
That's why they've gone to war, because they couldn't...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABCD_line

>>714849956
What if they start harassing you? Get the police on their side so the law starts bullying you as well? When thirdies get jealous of their family members, they go full psycho.

>>714844179
But anon, it's not a war crime if mutts do it

>>714857845
This is because they invaded Manchuria

Long Dong Phuck

>>714858896
This is because of the Marco Polo incident starting the 2nd Sino-Japanese war. Invasion of Manjuria came earlier.
But the reasons don't matter. Nihon started the war because it was starved of resources in an unjust embargo. They treated it as a humiliation and declared war.

>>714855520
chinks are so soulless it's fucking insane

>essentially paint a massive, glowing bullseye on your back and tape a big "I HAVE MONEY" sign on your forehead while living in a third world shithole
Yeah I can understand why he'd want to dip

>>714843221 (OP)
>muh materialism
you a little monkey nigger...

>>714845452
I had a vietnamese friend in my early school years that I didn't keep up with cause he was kinda weird some of the time (his dad beat him) and he won the "low" jackpot lottery (still around 300k dollars~ish in winnings) and his dad took all the money and went back to vietnam, abandoning his entire family while doing so

>>714855520
What causes an entire society to be so subhuman

>>714859102
Don't they have laws there that would make it so they could get sued if they even got involved?

>>714856875
Must be easy being able to ignore countless primary and secondary sources and wave them all away with muh feelings. Sometimes I envy you retards

yes goy Nippon was nuked. Make sure you pay your taxes to pedos otherwise Iran will also get this magic sci fi weapon that will destroy your cities and RADIATION and EMP and NUCLEAR WINTER.

>>714859775
Probably the overpopulation. I'm tempted to also say communism but things never got quite so bad in Western communist regimes. Civilians still cared about the well-being of other civilians. Like, you'd have never seen such wanton disregard for human life from civilians even under Hitler's or Stalin's regimes.

>>714859849
not sued, but if you get involved you risk being legally involved if there's any consequences that can be implied as 'negative', and it can mean the Samaritan being fined or paying hospital bills.

I think China introduced several good Samaritan laws to help with this, but there's still parts of Asia with absolutely insane laws. If you use "excessive force" when exercising self-defense that harms the assailant in South Korea, you can be convicted for that, for example.

>>714859775
Capitalism induced cynicism. They refuse to offer aid lest they get dragged into a lawsuit claiming that its the person trying to be a good samaritan was the cause of the injury.

>>714859775
multiple court cases which have held those who helped liable for damages
only in 2017 did they finally enact good samaritan laws so that people who help others won't have a nearly 100% chance of getting sued after the fact
it could take decades for them to recover from that way of thinking though

>>714860476
Incredibly retarded post. Could potentially be contender for the dumbest post of 2025 award.

>>714843708
Review nostalgic movies

>>714860443
> If you use "excessive force" when exercising self-defense that harms the assailant in South Korea, you can be convicted for that, for example.
I think that's the case in most of Europe too
In France, if a burglar falls in your pool and hurts himself, he can sue you

>>714860619
It's supported by the posts below and above it.

>>714846475
say "James" without the 's' very quickly
same with Stephen, just chop off the 'en' and say it very quickly, almost like a bark

>>714860443
>If you use "excessive force" when exercising self-defense that harms the assailant in South Korea
That's a thing in most American states too.
Some states even require you to physically run away, or failing that back into a position of no retreat before you're allowed to shoot someone in self-defense.
Even some castle-law states will arrest you for mag-dumping on an intruder.
There was even one case where a burglar fell through someone's skylight, landed in their kitchen, and then sued the homeowner for personal damages and won.
The laws are absolutely fucked everywhere.

>>714844835
Share the money with mom and dad because I trust them completely. Buy a ton of security for my house and an anti-knife vest that I wear when I go out. Also start conceal carrying.
That's about it

>>714844179
more civilians died and lost their homes during the firebombings of tokyo than hiroshima and nagasaki put together

>>714860443
America isn't exactly free of stupid shit either, like the woman that sued and won because her hot coffee was hot.

>>714843221 (OP)
Harassed in real life by neighbours and relatives

>>714860751
lies goy, six quadrillion people died to magic nuclear weapons that totally exists and is well documented. You HAVE to fight random sandniggers because otherwise they will use this mythical superweapon you've never seen to destroy the world!

>>714848772
If it weren't for the sheer brutality of the violence employed by the Japanese, I'd have no end of respect for them.

>>714843442
he made a fucking mobile game you nigger relax

>>714843221 (OP)
>trust me bro making loads of money on vidya will make you happy
sounds like he chose soul.

>>714843708
Probably only a problem in countries that use english heavily.
In Europe you will get mild jokes about door ringing. But you get surnames in Europe that says you strangle hens or other animals. So everyone has his package to carry.

>>714861252
I'd rather have money and be unhappy than have no money and still be unhappy. So you can fuck off cunt.

>>714861252
he could have sold flappy bird like notch sold minecraft to get away from it all.

>>714860712
why wouldn't you leave that hell hole with your family?

>>714845943
>Hundreds to thousand killed with military tanks, burnings, etc.
vs
>Four killed because the local National Guard panicked after being surrounded by angry students and being hit by rocks

>>714843708
try to take over china

>>714843221 (OP)
He was probably drowning in money

>>714852202
>>714851020

>>714863213
Ah shit I didn't read the part about being in brazil.
Yeah I'd just get the fuck out

>>714866101
>first chopper out of 'nam
>brazil

Id also take the game down if the fucking Tendie Yakuza threatened me

hes a viet, was probably getting targeted by organized crime

>>714849956
third worlders are basically retarded and voracious when they see any of their peers gain any modicum of success or anything better. Its the same reason stupid niggers think every small thing is a test and get uppity over nothing. Third worlders are a plague, crabs in a bucket.

>>714866193
Whatever FAGGOT

>>714863710
>fat ugly bastard dong zhuo violently raping diaochan while lu bu ropes

>>714846087
Anyone would chimp out if people ever found out they were rich. Friends and families would become the evilest assholes to you if you refuse to give them money. You can give away all your money to charity and they will still go after your broke ass. You will never get a peaceful day in your life ever again.

>>714860036
seethin kike

>>714860765
If you're talking about the old bitch who sued McDonalds, she had a very good reason to sue because McDonalds was serving their coffee at a temperature that was very close to the boling point of water (which was deemed unreasonably high, as at that temperature if you have a spill you get like 4 seconds to take your clothes off before you get third degree burns, which was unreasonable, specially for an elderly lady. She had to get skin grafts because she got unreasonably hot coffee. The worst part is that McDonalds already knew their coffee was too hot, because they had like 700 claims of burns from the coffee over the past few years (with quite a few resulting in serious burns), and McDonalds chose to settle and keep their cofee unreasonably hot every single time because their customers "wanted and expected their coffee hot". Basically, it tricked people into thinking the coffee was fresh.
Also the woman sued because she first just sent a letter trying to get McDonalds to pay her medical bills, to which McDonalds said "no"

>>714844829
we were firebombing japan before the nukes dropped too. people seem to always forget that part of history.

>>714843221 (OP)
>he doesn't know

>>714845682
He really misses Shinzo Abe. That and the little girls he raped on Epstein's island.

>>714843221 (OP)
dude, his name is dong, huhuhuh.

>>714844179
And your alternative solution would be what, continuing the fire bombing that was devastating Japan already? Or maybe have the allies invade the mainland, resulting in a protracted war and god knows how many deaths?

>>714844179
Nukes aren't real, those were chemical firebombings.

>>714844516
man I haven't seen that posted in ages.

>>714843708
Wear it proudly.

>>714846475
>Or Stephen to Steve?
The ph is pronounced very close to v in some places, while as fff in others.

See: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rKG5PVeDQWo

>>714845132
Do why didn't they?

>>714844179
>fuck around
>find out
>”WAAAAAH HOW COULD AMERICANS DO THIS”
all those deaths are on you, retard

>>714863469
>hundreds to thousands killed
Bro don’t tell me you believe that shit

>>714861285
>But you get surnames in Europe that says you strangle hens or other animals. So everyone has his package to carry.

agreed. my name would mean something "header knocker" in english.

>>714861285
>you get surnames in Europe that says you strangle hens or other animals

fucking lmao, what is that surname and what language? let me guess, german?

>>714843708
I know of a guy named Diamond Dong and it still makes me chuckle every time I think about it.

>>714843708
I’d turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>714843221 (OP)
People sure are odd...

>>714843289
Never tell the commies that. They can't handle it and become murderously jealous.

>>714843832
Richard>Rick>Dick.

>>714844829
>start mass executing PoWs to prevent them from being freed
That was based fuck you for thinking otherwise. If i am going down with the ship, i'm taking all of you fucks with me!!

>>714845334
Lol stop being so jealous and irrationally angry at everything. Whatever the fuck other countries do, isn't your problem...

>>714867923
Let's not forget how McD proceeded to spent millions of dollars of PR to convince people that the elderly female was just being a female and she was mad over spilled coffee instead of 3rd degree burns on her genitals causing permanent damage.

>>714852784
Come out ye black an tans!
Come out and fight me like a man!
Tell your wife how you won medals down in Flanders!
Tell ‘em how the IRA
Made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra!

>>714848772
the generals were planning a coup but he stopped it by making that radio speech

>>714843442
that is a balant lie

Got an active link to the rickroll version? The one that displays your IP and opens a bunch of tabs that download stuff with funny file names and do bing searches. It's for a friend.

>stop killing games!
what if the developer wants the game to die? will you respect the developers wishes?

>>714857992
>the law starts bullying you as well?
For what exactly? "not giving money for free" isn't illegal.

>>714875321
>buy a cake (pay for it)
>chef now regrets selling you a cake
>that means he can break into your house and steal your cake

>>714875516
Hey, my cousin twice removed got some quick cash. Let's bully him until he gives me my part and I'll pay you well, mr. Commissioner.

>>714875321
Ideas can't be owned.

>>714861362
Thats because youre a pitiful person with a pitiful life and no skill.

>>714845270
>>714845463
I'd wait to start the drip feed until I was in Switzerland, just makes more sense as you can cover up your source of income by saying you found a good job through a series of unlikely events that led you to being welcomed into a place as buttoned up as Switzerland.

>>714844835
I buy the bitcoin

>>714843221 (OP)
Are you retards so bereft of Twitter threads that you're pulling tweets from 11 years ago now?

>>714859775
Look around you.

>>714843442
... what. Japanese/Korean work/life balance is 99% work and they're barely breeding, and China literally has child and slave labor. This this some CCP shill post or are you actually that out of touch? Yellows are the WORST when it comes to placing profit over community wellbeing, they're bug people with no empathy.

>>714855520
China is so pathetic and subhuman

>>714860347
There's videos from Japan of the exact same kind of thing btw
Don't have them personally but they were posted to /int/ before

Pajeets aren't Asian.

>>714860567
It's because the Chinese are idiots with no foresight at all and only the ability to crudely some aspects copy western society. But it's hard to copy spirit, courage, and empathy, so they have none of the three and just watch each other die like bugs on the street without concern.

>>714843708
change my surname to Wang

>>714883553
This has got to be a bot post

>>714843936
>tianamen is 100% justified you incel, get over it
>NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO YOU CANT RUN OVER ICE PROTESTORS THATS FASCISM!!! THATS A HECKIN FASCISM

>>714884252
>But it's hard to copy spirit, courage, and empathy,
Maybe they can copy it from Japan

>>714883732
>>714884252
>Bystanders, China
:/
>Bystanders, Japan
:O

>>714885240
Nipbros... were we the subhumans all along?

>>714885240
>>714886046
>B-BUT WHAT ABOUT JAPAN?!
Zhang is mad, lol. The reality is that this behaviour can be observed anywhere if you look hard enough, the difference is that it is extremely common in China and while you will struggle to scrape together footage like this from most countries, there are literally hundreds, if not thousands, of them from China. You don't want me to start spamming my folder.
Also, it's mostly women and children in what you posted.

>>714886239
In Japan, no one will notice or care if you are dying and need help

>>714875321
Flappy Bird was a free game and you could still play it if you had it downloaded.
If a dev decides "no actually this game will die and fuck you and you can never play it again I'll brick the game servers" then no I don't agree and he shouldn't be allowed to do shit if the community brings his game back in some way via private servers

chinabros...

>>714886443
>be so old
>poo and pee for free
>sleep big
>

>>714887031
Literal bugmen hive

>>714843289
True true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSTYAbNYpQs

>>714845781
>Yamato nakadashi
Kek

>>714852535
american women didn't leave America to marry afghans and vietnamese
afghan and vietnamese women did fuck American GIs, though

>>714887031
That was the moment when the evil within him had truly opened its eye. Pretty chilling

>>714888032
America didn't lose vietnam. We all but crushed the vietcong, and instead of finishing the job and securing the country, we left due to political pressure. Due to withdrawing all military support, the vietcong were able to recoup and crush saigon later on.

>>714845225
It was really shit too.

>>714888263
>we failed to achieve any of our strategic goals and had to withdraw but we totally didn't lose bro

>>714843221 (OP)
How likely is it that JEWtendo sent him a message?

>>714888453
>It's ok when Iran does it you fucking jew!

>>714888581
>Randomly brings up Iran
Thanks for annoucing you're a kike

>>714884482
>>tianamen is 100% justified you incel, get over it
Yes
>>NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO YOU CANT RUN OVER ICE PROTESTORS THATS FASCISM!!! THATS A HECKIN FASCISM
No, ICE is just enforcing the law, nothing wrong with that.

>>714888636
???
how is that "randomly" when Iran did what you described to a t?
reminder that /pol/ literally cheered when Khomeini declared he won

>>714888851
>reminder that /pol/ literally cheered when Khomeini declared he won
Based /pol/ making /k/troons melt

>>714843708
become pornstar

>>714888942
this so much
/k/ betrayed us when it went full pro-Ukraine instead of supporting Daddy Putin

>>714889047
fuck off, /k/fag

NEXTEL
FLIP PHONE
PLUG TALK
DRUG WALK
SWATY DRUG WALK
GUCCI DOVES FLOCK

>>714845710
Murderized on accident by black teens because of socioeconomic challenges

>>714886239
>I HAVE THOUSANDS OF HOURS WORTH OF LITERAL SNUFF FILMS OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN DYING YOU FAGGOT!!!
>YEA, I AM MENTALLY SOUND. HOW DARE YOU ASK THAT OF ME!?!

>>714889101
So true sister. To the last hohol.

>>714845132
they def could have waited a couple more days before killing another 100k random civillians, was pretty messed up not to give them a chance to realise what was up before just vaporizing mostly women and children at that scale. You aren't going to realise the full impact and implications of a novel weapon like that in such a short amount of time, even just a bit of extra time could have very plausibly saved a lot of innocent lives

>>714889269
kill. all. hohol. golems.

>>714889269
>your money goes to jews or hohols
this is the hardest choice a self-hating american /pol/fag must make in his life. I'm pretty sure some committed suicide over it

>>714889101
/k/ lost the plot the moment they decided NATO surplus was the hill to die on. Used to be about technicals and desert warfare, now it's cosplay for Lockheed Martin. Should've known things went sideways when they started calling Zelensky "based".

>>714888942
>>714889101
/k/ has been legitimately retarded for some time now, i suspect Reddit formed a beachhead there a long time ago and now it's full-on Plebbit. I visited it again recently after years to see if it had changed or improved somewhat but it has just gotten worse. They're actually illiterate over there now.

>>714889259
>assmad zhang so mad he can't even read
Go back to your wuxia thread, "young master."

>>714890163
Would dying on the "Russian materiel lasts for centuries, bro. Putin has no need for aid because the WW2 still works, you fucking hohol jew golem tranny nazi" hill be preferable?

>>714890292
>those fucking /k/ trannies don't worship Russia like they did a decade ago :(

>>714889980
>this is the hardest choice a self-hating american /pol/fag must make in his life
Lol stupid American you don't like how your money is being taken and given to foreigners who hate you? Lol I bet you will committ suicide over it

>>714890431
What blew up in Ukraine this time?

>>714890649
some russian blew up into chunks
he cried for his mother before death

>>714890505
So much this. Your money could (and should) be taken straight to Trump and his rich buddies who definitely don't hate Americans

>>714890431
No they're actually Reddit and illiterate now, as if that somehow isn't a pleonasm.

>>714890913
>they're actually Reddit and illiterate
we aren't talking about /pol/fags though

>>714855520
What was the point of the helmet?

>>714844829
Even if you ignore all of this, if I'm a military commander and see that it cost 30k US troops to take one shitty island. I'm not thinking twice. Use the new mega nuke and force a surrender without sacrificing any more troops on your side.
It's all about money baby.

>>714860443
>If you use "excessive force" when exercising self-defense that harms the assailant in South Korea, you can be convicted for that, for example.
That's the case in most of the world. Surprise surprise! Most people do not have the have the right to live! Only way to solve this is by executing every single retard in favor of criminals.

>>714843221 (OP)
>SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!

>>714890913
What does "reddit" mean?

>>714843632
>wherever he is from
>Nguyen
You're a sharp one.

>>714843221 (OP)
I don't remember but weren't a bunch of indie game developers freaking out about the game's success claiming he didn't deserve it?

>>714844835
fly to america and isolate

>>714843221 (OP)
All indieslop "developers" should follow his example and commit sudoku

>>714890752
poor guy

>>714843293
He lived in Vietnam do they even give a shit about Jap laws?

>>714889289
>You aren't going to realise the full impact and implications after the first one
If you're this retarded, you shouldn't be running a nation.

>>714894163
yeah well we don't always get to choose who's running the nation we're at war with

>>714843442
i needed a laugh today, this made me burst out in laughter. thank you.

>>714845225
I've been here for almost two decades and I didn't even know that...
You know sometimes 4chan is still good.

>Flappy bird thread somehow devolves into “Was it ethical to nuke Japan” argument
Wat?

>>714845597
Jap women threw their own babies off cliffs on Saipan rather than surrender.

>>714883553
>they're bug people with no empathy
This

>>714845682
Oh no not the jalapenos

>>714860765
>coffee so hot that spilling it immediately and permanently destroys your genitals
Yeah poor Mcdonalds.

>>714844829
Ok rabbi

>>714875662
>food analogy
It's more like getting a lifetime pass to a theme park which eventually shuts down. You're paying for access so long as it exists.

>>714884456
hi chang

>>714871326
It's really her fault. She's the one who put coffee between her legs. What kind of car has no cupholder?

>>714843289
desu it doesn't even have to be a third worlder thing (definitely worse as a thirdie though)
I know that if I made it big somehow, I wouldn't dare tell anyone in my family about it. That shit stays under wraps, and as far as anyone will know, I'm still living like I have $20 in the bank. If it came down to it, I'd get new contact addresses and vanish as far as they're concerned desu.

>>714897285
it was a Mercedes Benz iirc

>>714894776
First time on 4chan, newfren?

>>714897435
No way it didn't have cupholders. Even a reasonably hot coffee could potentially burn your sensitive crotch. She was objectively unreasonable for putting a hot beverage between her legs. People arguing otherwise just hate corporations and want them to lose money, which to be fair, is itself a reasonable position.

>>714845132
It's never a war crime the first time it happens

>>714855520
Jeets, Bings, Bongs, and Chongs are soulless bug creatures. Seems like only the rape babies in the Philippines have some sort of soul.

>>714845132
They were considering a conditional surrender but were so divided on the matter that a literal coup was quickly being planned to prevent the surrender. Either way, a conditional surrender would have just been an armistice with another rematch in 20 years with 10 times the suicide bombers. No one wanted to deal with the level of insane zeal and nationalism Imperial Japan had.

>>714897623
the article is so old idek if it actually says what kind of car it was

>>714897412
Took my fucking wife like 1 day after I inherited a quarter mil (and me telling her to keep it quiet) before she told some friends and the sister-in-law, who now calls me 'Daddy' before my name because I'm fuckin Daddy Warbucks to her now! Fuck me
I shouldn't have even told her

>>714845570
>>714883553
Slave labor is for the well being of the community

>>714858295
mutts have plenty of war crimes, the nukes weren't one of them

>>714843708
His name was actually Dong Win.

>>714894776
It keeps happening.

>>714849624
yes(idk)

>>714867923
>Also the woman sued because she first just sent a letter trying to get McDonalds to pay her medical bills, to which McDonalds said "no"
Well no shit. It's not their job to tell you to not be retarded enough to spill your drink. As far as common sense is concerned their obligation to you involving that drink ends once you're in possession of the drink.