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Anonymous No.714845503 >>714845889 >>714845952 >>714846149 >>714846574 >>714847267 >>714849667
Never played a Zelda game.

None of them.

Never will.

"Omg you're missing out"

Maybe.

You're missing out on playing better video games.

Keep your legend of Zelda.
Anonymous No.714845658 >>714846802
I tried the first one, didn't like it. I hate console games.
Anonymous No.714845729 >>714845889 >>714846926
Anonymous No.714845815 >>714846369 >>714846424 >>714847278
I never understood the mentality of
>DOOD GRIND AND GET [physical item]
niggas dont even drive fast in their lambos and if they do they crash
Anonymous No.714845889 >>714845940 >>714846264
>>714845503 (OP)
You're not missing out, at all.
>>714845729
Fucking kek. I lol'd hard and my missus is now pissed because I woke her up
Anonymous No.714845940 >>714845993
>>714845889
It's 10 past 6, why wasn't she up yet?
Anonymous No.714845952
>>714845503 (OP)
>wrong bugatti color
Anonymous No.714845993 >>714846097
>>714845940
It's 2 AM in monkeyland
Anonymous No.714846069
MY CAKES WILL BURN
Anonymous No.714846097
>>714845993
I thought missus was an English term, my apologies.
Anonymous No.714846149
>>714845503 (OP)
ok. no skin off my back brother
Anonymous No.714846264
>>714845889
Post your wife please?
Anonymous No.714846369 >>714847102
>>714845815
Too soon
Anonymous No.714846424 >>714847278
>>714845815
They only want the cars for the status symbol, they're probably shitty asshole drivers in real life and can hardly operate a basic automatic transmission, let alone something with actual power. It's sad, really
Anonymous No.714846574
>>714845503 (OP)
>You're missing out on playing better video games
Such as?
Anonymous No.714846802 >>714846914
>>714845658
I want to fuck skinny asian girls.
Anonymous No.714846914
>>714846802
I believe in you, do your best!
Anonymous No.714846926
>>714845729
He must have had the time of his life in prison
Anonymous No.714847102
>>714846369
sleep tight, lil burnt
Anonymous No.714847267 >>714847470
>>714845503 (OP)
I never played a zelda game until tears of the kingdom and it became one of my favorite games of all time. Shit is a masterpiece and people on here just hate it to be contrarian or because they hate Nintendo. I'm not a Nintendo fan but credit where credit is due
Anonymous No.714847278 >>714848036
>>714845815
>>714846424
It's called "the hedonist lifestyle"
Basically all of them are people busy with only getting the most expensive shit, only wearing branded clothes etc.

Ironically enough, these people also tend to be sub-average earners. But they WANT to look like they are loaded so they rent i.e. a Lamborgini for a day, make a photoshoot for a day and then upload the stuff on Instagram with "their new sports car".

It's also why the main demographic of "luxury brands"... are poor people. That want to APPEAR like they have money.

These are now your typical Tiktok "finfluencers" that tell you they are rich but in reality barely get by.
Basically the more someone looks like a fuckboy decked out in sports cars, rolex watches, brand clothing, etc... the more likely they are to be poors that are merely pretending.

Steve Jobs is an example of what a proper rich person uses: they mostly look like you and me, but it's just that the normal looking clothes are simply made from the finest materials. You have likely never even heard of the brands that they buy.

Naturally their poor financial planning and only spending it on meaningless shit is also a big reason they tend to be so poor. Think of them like a microcosm of a single person of the same mentality why places like Russia are fucking shitholes. They are that mentality bundled into a single person.

You probably have a hedonist within your circle of known acquaintances, since they tend to be very frequent out there. They also tend to be your average libertarian,
Anonymous No.714847327
The tate brothers are really funny. No one takes them seriously but everyone acts like they're this huge threat to the world when they're just shit posters
Anonymous No.714847470 >>714847831
>>714847267
Most people that played the game, outside of jaded internet message boards, at least enjoyed the game and would generally praise it (if not highly). It's very easy to get tunnel vision regarding a game's reception, particularly around a shithole like this
Anonymous No.714847831
>>714847470
That's true. It's a really amazing game
Anonymous No.714848036
>>714847278
>You probably have a hedonist
Oh absolutely. We just call him a rich dick. He isn't rich but he acts like it. He isn't completely soulless but he doesn't get the big picture. Doesn't seem like a great way to be.
Anonymous No.714849667
>>714845503 (OP)
Zelda is dead thoughbeit