>plays soulsborne game once

>>714847467 (OP)
why didn't the cat attack? is he stupid?

soulslopper tranimal posters will kill themselves and then slurp digitized diahrea out of miyazakis asshole in the hopes that he sets his next game in their slum LMAO!!!! nightreign flopped trooncel pissbaby poopjak. but keep worshipping it like its one of vishnus holy cows why don't you.

>>714847627
>me avoiding losing my virginity

>>714847627
>woman is allowed to be almost naked in a public space because is a le cosplay
i hate double standards

>>714847625
worried he might get parried

>>714847627
>woman is allowed to be almost naked in a public space because is a le cosplay
i love double standards

>>714847627
>woman thinks he rolls because he is going to look up her skirt
Lol

>>714847627
bro must have a large max equip burden

>>714847756
>>714847785
now kiss

>>714847709
so true bestie

>>714847709
Settle down, ok

>plays Sekiro once
I have never played Sekiro

>>714847829
she's not wearing a skirt you fucking retard

>>714847849
shut the fuck up. miyasaari isn't going to shed a tear for you when you 41 percent yourself because he already got your goytokens. you ruined gaming.

>>714847709
What is it trying to say?

>>714847627
Are conventions fun? This looks kinda fun

>>714847467 (OP)
that shit is scary as fuck though. imagine the dead body of someone you thought you killed rolling toward you.

>>714847467 (OP)
>tfw you learn how to parry

>>714847875
That's clearly a reversal

>>714847627
B A S E D
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>>714848148
fucking hell i wanna be a medieval raider and break a woman's arm just by shoving her slightly with my shield then rape her after eating all her food and slaying her husband, and 50/50 on adopting her son and daughter into the clan or killing them too

>>714847627
Do they all have assburgers?
I would have pissed myself laughing if I saw that happening in front of me.

>>714848314
why would you want to slay her husband i get the raping since ur bonering and stuff but the killing seems mean

>>714848006

>>714847756
I was gonna make a jock at your expensive and call you a fag but when I searched for "Conan cosplay" all I got was that faggot anime detective kid until I added "barbarian" and now I'm just kind of mad.

>>714847467 (OP)
>how to cheese mgsv

>>714847627
Omg its the consent girl

>>714847627
i would rape her right here and there

>>714847467 (OP)
he's dying :(

>>714848057
It's what you make of it, honestly
I think they'll always at least be enjoyable, but a lot of the fun comes from interacting with strangers

>>714849307

>>714847467 (OP)
HOLY DIVER
SOLE SURVIVOR

>>714847627
does she do porn?

>>714847625
Why didn't you?

>>714849378

>>714847756
Women can't show nips.

>>714847875
I remember hearing that reactions are faster than actions. Like in old pistol duels, the first to draw was often the loser. Don't know what that's based on or if it's accurate.

>>714847785
men and women are different, yes

>>714848321
It's meant to be funny so...

why are cats such pussies?

>>714849637
more like soul survivor amirite XD

>>714847467 (OP)
Have you guys ever tried rolling? It's surprisingly hard. The basic safety roll or mid roll like >>714847627 is rather easy to pull off, but have you guys ever really looked at the fast roll form DS1? Only your hands touch the ground, it's basically a arm assisted front flip. I can kinda do it but not nearly as fast as in the game, and only on a trampoline.

>>714848148
cute skelly

>>714848459
conan the baldbarian

>>714847709
I love a good schizo word-salad

>>714847875
PREDICTABO

>>714847709
the duskbloods tho

>soulsborne
You faggots need to let bloodborne go. It was a fart in the wind, not the incredible series you thought it was gonna be. I honestly feel sadness whenever I see someone use this word. There's an aftertaste of broken dreams that I just can't abide. Change yourself. Wake up to reality. It is elden souls now if anything.

>>714847872
https://youtu.be/DGAPTWbdGws

>>714848057
If you're free of cringe then yes. If you're IRL you are on 4chan where you find anything fun to be "reddit" and "cringe" then a con is a nightmare for you.

>>714847756
you can wear a speedo as cosplay if you want, I just think it wouldn't flatter you as much as a bikini flatters her

>>714849307
>cosplay = free sex
saar... you have redeemed

>>714849991
that might be one of the most retarded things I've read in a while

>pistol duels
one of the big reasons that happened was because pistols were surprisingly inaccurate, so the first to shoot was often rushing it and missed while more experienced shooters would take their time to get a good shot off

>>714847467 (OP)
mouse got hit with something and has brain damage

>>714848057
>>714849452
Nobody interacts with strangers at cons anymore. That era is long gone. Everyone goes with a group and nobody is interested in making new friends. Also, basically all the fun people are gone and are replaced by zoomer trannies and other libtards. You had to be there in the 90s/00s.

>>714852412
>Everyone goes with a group and nobody is interested in making new friends.
100% correct

>>714847627
damn look at those guns jiggling

>>714848057
depends of the con. Lots of professional/fake fans have invested those places so it's harder to have fun chitchats with people, but it's still doable. It's also a place of freedom where you will NEVER be the cringiest thing around, so it's a bit liberating just to be there.

>>714852412
The 2010s were the golden ages.

>>714852836
ok zoomzoom

>>714850323
Steroids are linked to balding from what I've heard.

>>714848057
Yes, conventions are fun. I went to one earlier this year and had a great time despite not going with friends. People are just dying to talk about their costumes if you ask them, and even if you're an autist it's usually easy to meet new people in the gaming room. If you're bad in social situations you'll probably have a worse time, but panels can be fun to attend too.

>>714847627
this guy is a roll god wtf

>>714847627
>>714848459
I feel like being half-naked at a public event would get old pretty fast whether you're a man or a woman.

>>714847627
Half naked women everywhere. isn't there kids at these events? Those poor boys.

>>714848057
If you're a degenerate into weed and nasty sex, then yes. You can hook up with cosplayers, they're super easy.

>>714848148
weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Fgr-xAXlU

>>714854781
>average american dining experience

>>714854781
definitively not her first rodeo

>>714847627
Literally how?

>>714854781
God that parry was clean though.

>>714854781
How badass do you think she felt then

>>714854781
I want to marry her.

>>714856229
Not at all, she's still in a situation.

>>714848148
No cute parry gf why even live

>>714847625
it tried, but mouse moi'd it

>>714854781
Sheboon is fucked, white girl knows her parry timing.

>>714848057
>this looks fun
you meant to say you got horny for seeing a lewdly dressed girl.
Most cons ban too revealing outfits nowadays (at least in 1st world countries). Also there is no more ecchi shows like KLK so don't bother

>>714855521
here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-cG9giKXY

>>714847625
Animals are much smarter than many people think. Predators avoid preys for two major reason.

1. The risk of injury. Animals know that getting a bad injury is a death sentence. There is a video of a lion getting it's entire lower jaw remove because of a hippo

2. Illness. Some predators know that they are feared and any prey that see them will run away. However, some will recognize that if a prey is will to walk towards them with no fear, something is wrong and will not risk getting sick.

>>714847785
You just reminded me of that case in France where a women went to a community pool full of children and decided to skinny dip. She was arrested for public exposure. The charges were dropped and she was given an apology from the court because some silly cop didn't get the memo that only males are arrested and registered as a sex offender for public indecency.

>>714854781
>Raiden, stop that chair!

>>714854781
I'm mad!

>>714847625
The mouse had infinite invincibility frames.

>>714857156
I too sometimes make up shit because it sounds sensical.
Animals don't hunt if they are not hungry and they don't attack if they are not threatened or protective of their offspring.
Cats are a special case because they also hunt out of instinct, but not all the time. Predators sometimes fail to recognize prey if it doesn't act like prey.

>>714850275
>arm assisted front flip
Wouldnt it be more of a tucked on cartwheel then?

>>714857281
As they probably should (depending on the details). Double standards aren't a bad thing if they are being applied to fundamentally different entities, which men and women are. And laws aren't (or shouldn't be) written to achieve some sort of arbitrary equality. It doesn't matter what anyone says, male and female nudity just aren't the same and as such it makes no semse to treat them the same.

>>714854781
>perfect parry

>>714856229
In all likelihood, she probably didn't even know how cool it looked. From her perspective, all she really saw was a chair flying at her. She raised her hands up to protect herself instinctually, then swatted wildly to get it away from her. That it all flowed into one clean motion was most likely lost on her.

>>714857987
Stop simping for narcissistic exhibitionist females, anon.

>>714857768
Nice made up shit that sounds sensical.
It was just unable to make out what the fuck it was actually looking at and got confused.

>>714856797
What the fuck was that wildebeest thinking?

>>714858315
what?

>>714848148
my wife

>>714857410
>Doktor, turn off my racism inhibitors

>>714847467 (OP)
A soulsbornekiroring game you mean.

>>714847736
underrated post

>>714854781
>not equipping the chair and using it as a melee weapon

>>714855216
>american
you mean average nigger experience

t.german, i dont counts black as americans, youre welcome

>>714848148
Asian girls are White Supremacy’s kryptonite.

>>714857598
i was looking for it

>>714863337
thank you
they do not represent the actual American

>>714854781
Did she get a raise?

>>714860902
I'm assuming it was too young to know better because of how small it is.

>>714863132
why would she do that when she's obviously running an unarmed build

>>714855368
it's a waffle house so that's just tuesday for her

>>714847627
3dpd bitch needs to get beheaded
Hail fiction

>>714854781
she lost her job because of this :(

>>714854781
I've never really inspected this on a frame-by-frame basis, but it looks like she hooked her arm between the legs, which is why the chair suddenly slows rotation. She's then able to grab/fling the chair away from herself

>>714848057
No, they're just vendors upselling things usually only vaguely connected to whatever the con is about. Cosplayers are the only ones who interact with others and you'll only be approached if you're cosplaying too. However, cosplayers are all mentally ill and insufferable to be around, and no, the hot ones will not fuck you.

>>714863337
I'm Bri'ish and visited New York City for a conference. All the black folk I interacted with from street niggaz to black kween workers at the pharmacy to the old brothers sitting in the park were super polite and nice.
I was surprised as 4chan and twitter make it seem like American black people are hellspawn and that I was gonna get murdered for being white.

>>714860902
>oh my lunch is serving itself to me
oh wait that's the lion

>>714866937
>the hot ones will not fuck you.
What if I myself am hot? Or do they all already have simp boyfriends who pay for their hobbies?

>>714867321
If you're you probably don't need the trouble of going into a rat's nest to get some pussy

>>714847625
>why didn't the cat attack? is he stupid?
You know how you can look at a hot girl, but if she starts to like... Twitch and giggle randomly, you'd be turned off? Same thing. The mouse isn't doing what a mouse is supposed to do.

>>714848148
Every time I think I'm weak, I look at this stab and parry and realize... Yeah, I could've been a raider in 700ad and, yeah, I probably could've raped and abducted my choice of women.

>>714868029
Yeah but you also could just catch an arrow to the skull from an enemy you couldn't see

>>714868029
but you are weak. i wouldve overpowered you in battle and then taken you every which way

>>714868427
Nu uh, my arms are really strong and I got a sword.

>>714851349
>that might be one of the most retarded things I've read in a while
>Also: statement that agrees with "the most retarded thing he's read"

>>714866570
If they fired her for not allowing the rabid sheboon to throw a tantrum and harm her, that business wasn't worth working for, and also deserves to be set on fire and burn to the ground.

>>714847625
Mouse has maxed ADP

>>714866570
>>714868839
The way Americans blithely let niggers do whatever they want will never make sense to me.

>>714866570
Proof?

>>714848148
MIYAZAKI LOOKS LIKE THAT!?

>>714868821
what? the explanation for the second to shoot in old duels winning some times has nothing to do with the second to go being faster or whatever.

>>714869159
>blithely
You learned that word from e33, didn't you? I have never in my whole life heard or read that word until a month ago. I refuse to believe this is coincidence.

>Boss has optional hardmode

>>714847627
Isn't it crazy that there was a very short period where women in nerd settings dressed like this in public, but then transgenderism was invented.

>>714869159
for europeans, try to imagine them as muslim refugees

>>714869575
>>714868839
https://nypost.com/2023/01/04/former-waffle-house-worker-says-she-was-blacklisted-after-viral-brawl

>>714849991
>something that by definition happens in response to something is faster than the thing it's responding too.
Bruh c'mon and use your brain, I know you have one maybe.

>>714854781
I remember when people asked the creator of Tekken to include a waffle house as a stage for the game.

>>714870629
Jesus christ, read more. You seriously refuse to believe that people don't know or use words that you don't know until it turns up in vidya? The internet is rotting people's brains.

>>714854781
Why do I find this sexy? My penis is genuinely reacting from it.

>>714869159
The prison population in the US would like a word.

>>714847756
woman is allowed to be almost naked in public because non-homosexual males enjoy looking at her, dumbass

>>714848314
you wouldn't do shit faggot even if you were a raider

>>714847625
He saw the hitbox

>>714871552
Faster isn't the same thing as earlier.

>>714847625
couldn't lock on

>>714868268
sweet release...~

>>714860902
>thinking
Wildebeests are the dumbest fucks ever, goats are geniuses by comparison

>>714871305
>work at waffle house
>get in fight
>get fired
it's like working at mcdonalds and getting fired because you made a burger, i'm not even sure waffle house actually served food

>>714860902
>I can take him.

>>714847627
Is this the same chick from that edited "cosplay is consent" image?

>>714849991
Cats just have an incredibly fast reaction time due to hunting small and fast prey animals like birds and mice, retard. There’s a reason they are the most successful hunters in the animal kingdom.