>>714852982 (OP)
hmmm

niggers tongue my anus

Why did he think this was a good idea?

Have zoomers watched this?

>>714853230
why did man think landing on the moon was a good idea

>>714852982 (OP)
So what happens after?
Love life with a wrecked hole?
Does he get paid enough to just live with the handicap? Does he have a sadomasochistic financier or is it for his own self pleasure?

>>714853330
iirc he literally just cleaned up and went to work that day.

>>714853743
I wonder how many of the people I bump into each day have gaping bloody anuses

>>714853330
he felt light headed from the blood loss, cleaned up, and shoved some napkins up his ass and went to work

>>714852982 (OP)
>>714853272
>Yugoslavia collapsed because of this.

>>714852982 (OP)
I heard he never told his wife about this.

>>714853330
You underestimate the healing power of the human body, the worst he got was some deep cuts and that's it. He went to the hospital, got the glass removed and moved on with life. Sure it was painful but its not like he suffered irreversible muscle damage, literally just some cuts.

>>714853861
So did his anus

What would a video game of this be like?

>>714853827
five

>>714853946
Pretty much any MMO

>>714853912
but he poops from there... pooping would disrupt the healing....

>>714853946
like this